Kevin playing a retail game and still manages to bring in among us within 30 seconds He’s too addicted

@auces7084

3 жыл бұрын

🎵to the madness🎵

@WeeHammy

3 жыл бұрын

I think its bc he miss's his Peepeepoopoo. (and others of course)

@auces7084

3 жыл бұрын

@@WeeHammy you hath ruined the song you foolish mortal

@WeeHammy

3 жыл бұрын

@@auces7084 SORRY MASTER I HAVE BETRAYED THEE!

@LynnAgain83

3 жыл бұрын

You can't be too addicted to Among us you silly.

I love how he's so persistent with torturing himself with the headphones

@apollo7557

3 жыл бұрын

He's so brave.

@ok-ok2

3 жыл бұрын

Idk maybe he likes it

@annoying5person

3 жыл бұрын

Self harm isn't a joke smh

@davidmiller2049

3 жыл бұрын

The other stores are selling shoes so that can run away from Kevin’s store.

@Nervous101

3 жыл бұрын

@@annoying5person in this case it is

This man owned a shop before and it does not show

@Alsarnia

3 жыл бұрын

But he pays his employees well so who are we to complain

@vadnegru

2 ай бұрын

Unless he also tortured everyone

"she'll get paid less" Still gets paid 150 an hour. Hire me Kevin, please.

@johnjordan3552

3 жыл бұрын

It's in cents

@oxymoron02

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnjordan3552 What a twist!

@NotAVeryGoodNickname

3 жыл бұрын

In that world a beer costs 50, so not a great salary

@Zahraa10215

3 жыл бұрын

After some thought, I think my wage is about 3 beers an hour. Maybe 4. So that matches.

@justsomeone2391

Жыл бұрын

@@NotAVeryGoodNickname Thats 3 beers an hour, that’s pretty good pay

“Wanna go down to the strip club? I heard they’re selling contraband among us beer!”

@juliasings6131

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds fun

@FloridaGuy53

2 жыл бұрын

"Nah, I tried one and, let me tell you, it tastes kinda sus."

@gabrielv.4358

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao yes

“I love middle-aged entitled people shouting at me” Man, I thought I was the only one with that kink. Good to know I’m not alone.

@jetnebula7915

3 жыл бұрын

no no no no no no no no nO NO NO NO NO NO NO N-

@crystalores4386

3 жыл бұрын

@@jetnebula7915 a::f

@cwovictor3281

3 жыл бұрын

"Come on, baby, demand to see my manager" "Honey, I gotta tell you, you've been weird in bed lately"

@dreska255

3 жыл бұрын

Rule34 Karen

@fuzzyotterpaws4395

3 жыл бұрын

That's part of the job. You can't just quit or yell at customers if you're getting paid to give a good experience and that's what so many entitled employees don't understand.

Extremely fitting Spongebob quote of the day: "You're on register now!" "R-Register?" * explodes *

@FloridaGuy53

2 жыл бұрын

"So,... This is what I get for working, overtime?" "OVERTIIME!?!"

@kale1873

2 жыл бұрын

me everyday ...

Kevin: this is the most confusing UI I’ve ever seen. Also Kevin: Tutorial? No. Every time Kevin. Every time.

"My two jobs" Cult leader and car magnet?

@anniedangerface

3 жыл бұрын

Hi Carla!

@Carla-wk3mz

3 жыл бұрын

@@anniedangerface Hello! How's it going?

@bidoof367

3 жыл бұрын

car-la? are you the car?

@Kat-PM

3 жыл бұрын

the way I laughed at “car magnet” 🤭

The “Hey there friends how’s it going.” Is so soothing

@jayshorts9552

3 жыл бұрын

Trump tho

@jayshorts9552

3 жыл бұрын

I meant tru

Wish I had a computer, pants and beer store near me. Literally everything I need in life.

@lucienfortner841

3 жыл бұрын

Well, that's just silly. Nobody needs pants.

Kevin: owned a store Also Kevin: this is so confusing

Kevin uploading a retail game: Me coming home from my retail job: *interesting*

@oxymoron02

3 жыл бұрын

My condolences.

I love how Call me Kevin just tries to ruin everyone’s lives in every game but somehow makes everyone’s lives better in real life!

I love how everything you do, ends with people imprisoned. What a MOOD.

i also love combing things that have no hair, thumbnail 🔥

@VoxyPop518

3 жыл бұрын

Turg has been put in charge of creating the thumbnail, so this is fine

I'm bingewatching your videos to help cool off my anxiety nowadays because i'm having my top surgery in 14 days. Thank you for helping me cope with my nerves, Kevin. You're a wonderful human being.

@cleetusbartholomew

3 жыл бұрын

i hope your surgery goes well!! 💛💛💛

@kaipan9174

3 жыл бұрын

@CMS Gaming good luck with the surgery! Once it’s over you’ll feel so much better!

@quasimodomojo8761

3 жыл бұрын

What a coincidence, I just had mine three weeks ago! It was honestly a breeze, I probably had a harder time getting my wisdom teeth removed. It will be tough the first couple of days but you will push through! Let me know how it goes if you remember to!

@christofferohlin1213

3 жыл бұрын

@@quasimodomojo8761 Coincidence indeed :D I'm glad to hear yours went so well like that. I hope i can make this through. I'm going to be completely alone through the entire thing since i have no friends or family. I hope i can make it through without any issues whatnot. :')

@magnusgjevre5865

3 жыл бұрын

Well hope the surgery goes well when the time comes.

The word "articles" has lost all meaning to me.

@nicholasbrosseau6035

3 жыл бұрын

I lost my sense of smell once

@misaspasic4295

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicholasbrosseau6035 interesting

@Serrifin

3 жыл бұрын

I lost my sense of direction earlier today

@bronzejourney5784

3 жыл бұрын

I lost my sense of self long ago.

@lucasskovgaard3526

3 жыл бұрын

I am lost

i am so amazed by kevin's ability to torture npc in every game he played

When that one customer comes in with all 4 staff watching, getting LUSH flashbacks.

Simply, thank you Kevin, for being here, and uploading best videos on YT during these questionable times.

I don't know how Kevin still manages to surprise me when he finds ways to kidnap NPCs in every game

We thought this was a video without among us, but 30 seconds into the video Kevin proved to us that his addiction of among us grows stronger every single day

the 'combing' in the thumbnail gave me a good chuckle and i didnt even realise i needed it thank u

Kevin, you’re the real hero for working retail. I have no clue how you did it.

@callmeturg

3 жыл бұрын

@Joan Zuniga hi!

@thatissobruce7197

3 жыл бұрын

Turg

@thatissobruce7197

3 жыл бұрын

@Joan Zuniga Turg

@anniedangerface

3 жыл бұрын

Retail is very hard! I did it for 6 years, but I kind of liked it. I’m the rare breed who enjoys it haha. EXCEPT at Christmas, people turn into demons during Christmastime

@callmeturg

3 жыл бұрын

@@thatissobruce7197 hello:)

Plottwist: Store Man is the new warden at Jim Pickens pris-(sorry) “Gated Community”

@MerkhVision

3 жыл бұрын

“Gated Community” is a wonderfully hilarious way to put that lol

Kevin: *skips the tutorial* Also Kevin: *surprised he doesn't know how to play the game* Me: *overwhelmed by Deja-vu*

"Combing retail" that job must be pretty hairy

@marcusdunham8896

3 жыл бұрын

I knew someone would beat me to it.

@anniedangerface

3 жыл бұрын

I was gonna say, who is gonna tell him 😔

@Anya_Maru

3 жыл бұрын

Certainly a hair-owing experience

The oofs at the start of the video when he smacks his headphones on are getting louder and louder...

"I wish it were Sims." *still finds a way to trap people in his kni.. I mean computer pants and beer store*

Love that the thumbnail says combing. Was a bit confused when I got the notification 😂

@LynnAgain83

3 жыл бұрын

Same 😂

Kevin saying he wasn't gonna serve the guy who whistled at him had very good energy.

I love how Kevin has a file named an evil montage, the funniest part is he needs 2 of them

9:59 "like why do they all need help!?we sell COMPUTER,PANTS AND BEER!" lmao🤣🤣😂

I feel like Kevin built a maze in his actual retail store back in the day and is trying to subtly tell us that there’s still someone trapped in it

3:15 Kevin will keep anyone hostage, any time, any place

Considering I’m having to go to the disaster known as retail today, this is the video I needed, Kevin

I love whenever Kevin talks about retail scenarios, cuz he’s lived that shit, and he describes it so damn accurately. “I love middle aged entitled folks shouting at me.” Yeah that’s literally straight facts.

Less than 2 minutes in and Kevin has already made the game a feckin' mess. This is the content I subscribed for!

Hey Kevin. Congrats on the success of your channel. I love your videos and watch it all the time

Kevin is combining two things: Being epic and being legendary!

@aliveslice

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a Justin Y. comment I wouldn't hate.

Hey! Just a fan here- I was watching the Detroit streams recently and noticed it was your birthday not too soon after that. Happy birthday Kevin! May the hilarious content keep on coming and have a great day- also remember to take breaks and all that other stuff if needed. Thank you for creating super entertaining content everyday, I like to think it kept me sane during lock down. 🎉🎉

Kevin, if you really think that I'm going to buy that this is a store run by a genuine human person then you're absolutely right. May I partake of some of those fine articles, my good sir?

I love how Kevin always tries to kill/keep people hostage, even though that’s not even anywhere close to the theme of the game lmao

"No one wants to go to a strip club at 7 AM!" Clearly you've never been to Tampa, Florida.

8:42 "I don't know why there's a gap in my wall" *"Is Mole2 available to talk?"*

Everytime Kevin calls me his friend, my heart skips a beat. If only we were actual friends

Hi kevin, just wanted to let you know that you're amazing and you've helped me through alot with all the laughs you give me, keep up the great work!! :)

Hey Kevin! I love your content so much it always brightens up my day. Sadly my ex broke up with me a week ago and ive just been binging your among us videos because theyre seriously the only thing getting me through it. You're doing such an amazing job and you definitely make peoples day so much brighter. Keep up the awesome as feck work, and dont forget to stay pale!

Kevin: Paints everything purple. Me: "looks like Metro PCS"

Poor Kevin, his ears must bee exausted(just like Ron) from all that headphone-putting

combining kevin's two favourite things, working retail and among us

Ah so Kevin's concerning addiction to Among Us has made its way into yet another video

I just want so say, I really laughed throughout the entire video. I mean really laughter, not breathing air out of my nose a little faster than usual. Thanks for that Kevin!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN!!! [It’s Tuesday in my time zone :) ]

I would like a montage of Kevin grunting when he puts his headphones on.

This gave me flashbacks to work yesterday. Had a lady ask where something was in my store that’s not in my department. When I told her that’s not my department so I’m not sure, she then said “you must be new.” Tell me why when I told her it’s not my department a few more times she continued to ask how long I’d been working there. Karen’s are annoying 🤣

@idiotidiot5821

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah it must be really tough to understand where the tires are while working in the shoe section of Walmart...

Honestly! Every night i look forward to Kevin's videos! I'm gauranteed to have 15-20 mins of pure comedy! Its not long but I'm free from my troubles in that time! THANK YOU SO MUCH KEVIN!! 😁💜😁💜

Kevin completely refusing to take the tutorial makes me laugh and makes me anxious at the same time ahahaha NDHDH HE MADE THE BACKROOMS

In a month it’s my bday and I asked for head phones just so I can do the snap thing 😂😂

KING 👏 OF 👏 RETAIL 👏 Edit: Oh, nevermind. King 👏 of 👏 strip? 👏 club?? 👏

Cried with laughter. Love the doom maze, and him staring out through the cage at the crying bank manager

HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY!!! I’m not sure if your gonna upload tomorrow so I just wanted to say, happy birthday!

Day 109 of telling Kevin that he is beautiful ❤️

@BlackSmoke-kd1by

3 жыл бұрын

Hes a leng guy uno

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

Noice

@lia.murf07

3 жыл бұрын

He really is tho not gonna lie

@callmeturg

3 жыл бұрын

@@lia.murf07 I agree :)

@callmeturg

3 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON noice

Day 26 off asking Kevin to roleplay a mafia member in Among us.

I just discovered your channel 5 min ago and all i have to say is i love your content. I don't understand English very well but still your videos are very entertaining to me. Good job and keep making content, you are amazing.

Great work on combing retail Kevin! A real hero!

Day 518 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000

OMG, I sure hope I wasn't the only one reading "King of Hentai" when Kevin was zooming in on his character in the first seconds of the video. Fecking hell... Especially at 0:46

My beard attempts to stand up every time he slams those headphones onto his ears.

this video really made my day thank you so much

Not as big of a maze as Ikea, but so far I haven't been caged in at one so I think Kevin still Best Store Man.

I’ve recently god COVID and it absolutely sucks but watching Kevin really helps, thanks Kevin!👍

Finally! I see you upgraded from the DC shoes shirt to Vans. Excellent choice dear leader Kevin!

The first time I’ve ever gotten to one of his videos within 5 minutes of posting, i am complete now

I love u KEVIN!!! U make my days brighter!!!!

"Appnana.jpg" What are you hiding from us Kevin?

Kevin, you painted the store my favorite color, it made my day!

Literally any game with a loan system you know Kevin will abuse it lmao

"Noone wants to go to the strip club at 7am" First of all Kevin thats an extremely broad accusation.

Always exited when a new video from Kevin drops.

"What is better than one computer? Two computer" 😂😂

Store Man is like the male Default except he’s a businessman

i loved this so much lmao. please do more of this

“We sell computer, pants, and beer. There’s not much to be confused about,” made me laugh so hard I couldn’t breathe. Kevin is a national treasure

Kevin, we have got to see more of this

It's not often I get a notif saying the KZreadr I'm currently binge-watching has just uploaded, but when I do... I am a happy boy

OOOOMMMMGGGG!! I JUST GOT A REDDIT Ad and hagrid was one of the pictures on the phone In the background

Very precise Hobbies you have on the side there Kevin LMAO

Happy Birthday Kevin!!!

"Lock the door, lock the door! If only this was Sims" Kevin is having withdrawal symptoms..

Happy Birthday Kevin!

"My normal 'You-man'" haha I love the Irish accent

I feckin love Kevin’s videos

Keep making these great videos Kevin you are on a roll

That KEVO badge is the badge of good content and honour like Hey Jude The Beatles ROCK!!!

I don’t know why (I’m lying I know why) but I’ve been laughing throughout this entire video. This is by far one of the best simulators Kevin has played

I have been watching this channel too much. In chemistry, we were looking on our exam. We reached the Bohr model of the atom and I instantly thought “Bohr model? More like BOHR RAGNAROK”

Thank you for everything you do, you’re such an inspiration. I love your work!

Thanks Kevin I love your content