"Just because there are stripey lines on the road doesn't mean you can walk across" - The driver of the "incident" ,2016

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@tpn0va941 I basically attempted to rap about why he's a horrible person. Keyword is ATTEMPT. But then I deleted it because it just seemed unecessary.

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS considering you threatened to stab someone with scissors, you definitely are.

@nobody02348

4 жыл бұрын

@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS self promoter strikes again

@nobody02348

4 жыл бұрын

@Juan Cortez Muro another self promoter

@TheRabbitPoet

4 жыл бұрын

We all know that was just future Kevin traveling back in time

Kevin: everyone is under arrest and *sentenced to death*

@qzeq

4 жыл бұрын

Jim: everyones is sentenced to death and then under arrest

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS Axxl, you don't even make videos anymore, you liked your own comment TWICE (one with your alt, Axxl, the other like with this account), you threatened to shove scissors in someone's throat, and you THINK you deserve subs? Get your disgusting ass out of here, NOW.

@corrosiveolive2231

4 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON he did what? XD

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@corrosiveolive2231 He threatened to stab someone in the throat with scissors! Sounds crazy, but considering he's insane, it ironically makes sense.

@corrosiveolive2231

4 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON who where and when I see his comments on damn near everything XD

“I deserve a promotion!” **puts on bigger glasses** “I have earned this!” Never change Kevin.

@computethis1533

4 жыл бұрын

Oivatank and a bigger mustache!

@syncopatedglory

4 жыл бұрын

ikr i lost my shit omg

2019: Coughing without a license? That's it.... come over here. 2020: ...

@e.n.strowd1949

3 жыл бұрын

He would have shot him dead in his tracks if it was 2020.

@EpicGhostShadow

3 жыл бұрын

@@e.n.strowd1949 your comment covered two current events you win this week like Biden is about to win

@datoasterz6633

3 жыл бұрын

@@EpicGhostShadow don’t put politics into funny internet man

@EpicGhostShadow

3 жыл бұрын

@@datoasterz6633 I was being sarcastic no matter who wins we're all fucked so might as well kill myself no matter what

@ShniitSchneyder

3 жыл бұрын

hahaha nice one

Keven: “Ok good he’s an idiot, ok bad I’m even more of an idiot” And proceeds to hand cuff himself. This channel is beautiful

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@YoungAlienBoy I translated that to report you. Ok, if you want me to.

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@Juan Cortez Muro I got my firewall on because of you and your viruses.

@oddleader12_28

4 жыл бұрын

Oh the irony.

@diggydiggyhole-fan

4 жыл бұрын

@@YoungAlienBoy No.

@unfortunately_fortunate2000

4 жыл бұрын

RadioactiveVinegar so glad I found this channel by complete random one night when I was waiting for the plug to re-up! xD Which btw makes watching this particular video all the more hilarious!!!

I can’t believe Kevin grew a moustache just for this video!

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr! He should have it as his screen shaver!

@Michaeljellicoe

4 жыл бұрын

Wow stupid idiot its a fakeee (see its funny because im funny)

@NicholasJScott

4 жыл бұрын

@@Michaeljellicoe R/Woosh!! (finally got to use it)

@Michaeljellicoe

4 жыл бұрын

@@NicholasJScott you are welcome

@Michaeljellicoe

4 жыл бұрын

@Annie _ thank you

The city: Doesn't tolerate ruthless cops. Also the city: Hires Kevin

@qzeq

4 жыл бұрын

A single ruthless cop *can't* be that bad, right?

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@qzeq *flashbacks to GTA San Andreas* no, not at all.

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@Juan Cortez Muro fuck off

@josephstalin7353

4 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON me: drives next to a cop car Cops *tough guy finger snapping* Also me: shoots someone Cops: Im going to pretend I didn't see that

@unfortunately_fortunate2000

4 жыл бұрын

Julia Mikrut yeah for real, y’all about mixed messages!

“Why is is E to get in and C to leave?” I guess it is not so E-C to be a policeman

@computethis1533

4 жыл бұрын

Psyducktective E-Z would have been better depending where you’re from

@manaash4316

4 жыл бұрын

I'm genuinely upset at how funny I found this comment.

@christopherwalker1823

4 жыл бұрын

I'm curious of how you just pulled that off the top of your head using the vehicle information, it may be a bad pun but you've got some talent

@unfortunately_fortunate2000

4 жыл бұрын

retarded aussie yeah but E and Z aren’t the controls for getting in and out of vehicles in this game.... Everyone knows it’s EZ, which is why the joke was funny because it’s still super close

@DeeFightingDreamer

4 жыл бұрын

I honestly want to congratulate you because I love dumb jokes but I'm never able to come up with one

Person: *coughs slightly* Kevin “STOP YOU’VE VIOLATED THE LAW”

@Helperbot-2000

4 жыл бұрын

"Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence"

@tp9003

4 жыл бұрын

@@Helperbot-2000 the fine is 50 million doy

@trackernivrig

4 жыл бұрын

League Painter Then pay with your blood!

@eightredactionslater3706

4 жыл бұрын

"'STOP YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW' -The potato faced guards of Cyrodiil (The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion)" -Sarcastic Dragon's Sarcastic loading screen 1 and 2.

@zaonth1414

4 жыл бұрын

@@eightredactionslater3706 nah he messed the quote up and wrote "stop there criminal scum you've violated the law"

Citizen: * breaths* Kevin: Wait, that's illegal!

@blackparademistress1

4 жыл бұрын

*breathes

@numbdigger9552

3 жыл бұрын

@@blackparademistress1 *breaths

"I was wondering why is this game so dark, then I realised I'm wearing sunglasses" Only Kevin would say that 😂

@handsomest1

4 жыл бұрын

EmSprollie IS THAT A FUCKING FACT?!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH HUU HUUUU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH YOU SON OF A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HUUUUUIUUUU HUUUUUIUUU

@patrick__swayze

4 жыл бұрын

Handsome With The Handgun k take a seat

Kevin: *can't find the guy who's shooting at civilians* Also Kevin: "It must've been the wind"

"What did I do?!" Kevin says with his car on the sidewalk.

@ben_retrop5179

4 жыл бұрын

Hello friend, just wanted to say your channel shows you're politically perfect, and your subscriptions do as well, that's why i'm here to congratulate you on me becoming your 69th sub!

@mygonvega

4 жыл бұрын

Shit

@80sRetrosaur

4 жыл бұрын

@@ben_retrop5179 politically perfect? Would you mind explaining what you mean by that because as far as I'm aware there is no such thing as political perfection, you can line up perfectly with other peoples politics but the idea that there's one set way to do something that is objectively better than all others is utter nonsense and leads only to bias and partisanship which in the long run will betray you. Not trying to argue here, I just see the potential for a good discussion 👍.

@ben_retrop5179

4 жыл бұрын

@@80sRetrosaur He's politically great then, also i'd say most questions have an objectively correct answer

@80sRetrosaur

4 жыл бұрын

@@ben_retrop5179 not in terms of politics, I vote conservative but that's not to say I agree with everything they do. If labour suddenly shifted and fell in line with what I'd want then I'd vote for them, it would be right for me but maybe not for others.....I think I've smoked too much man haha

This is not really Kevin, there wasn’t a zoom in on the “my name is Kevin” so we must expose this imposter

@lavenderlilac8920

4 жыл бұрын

Reggie Jenkins...and there is no "but" in the title, either, so definitely a moustache wearing imposter.

@hund7458

4 жыл бұрын

Of course it isn't! Kevin doesn't have a moustache like that!

@webeewaboo

3 жыл бұрын

He’s just Kevin with extra stats into charisma, that’s why he has the sunglasses and nice mustache.

@BentleyS6336

2 жыл бұрын

First the mustache, then the missing 'but' in title, then the missing 'kevo' in the corner, and now he doesn't even say his name in the intro... What is the world coming to?

Kevin: put her in cuffs Also Kevin: puts cuffs on himself in confusion

Kevin: "Get ready for whiplash!" Proceeds to break his and the criminals neck

" Coughing without a license? that's it, come over here. " I laughed way too hard.

@josephstalin7353

4 жыл бұрын

Oi mate you got a licence for that?

@tannerblack2391

4 жыл бұрын

This comment aged well considering international events lol

@ryn.999

4 жыл бұрын

Are you still laughing, Demi?

@robbysleaze5041

4 жыл бұрын

I hope you're happy now,Demi.

@Feck_Boi

3 жыл бұрын

I hope you have a great day wherever you are right now, Demi

I don't remember Kevin chasing Joker in the movie! Director's cut 2019

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha I’m so glad someone else saw that

Woah, Kevin is being so accurate! How is he portraying real cops so well!?

Coughing without a license is on a whole new level these days

@mochastan11

4 жыл бұрын

It’s on a whole double level now

Let me fix that title for you: *Police Simulator Patrol Duty but i'm the one who should be arrested

@sarahw3520

4 жыл бұрын

I'm genuinly sad Kevin is starting to ditch the 'but' in his titles

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@sarahw3520 same, it's part of his legacy

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@YoungAlienBoy report you got it

@spookii8138

4 жыл бұрын

@@YoungAlienBoy you do realize you helped make the song. Danny Phantom

@jakebake0652

4 жыл бұрын

super X697 thank god you fixed it

That moustache was living in his nose the entire time, and then invaded his upper lip when the time was right.

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@JohnPlayerDaniel You make great songs? Let me tell you how you're WRONG! You try to claim you have fire raps, But instead all you make is shitty piles of crap! "That's just your opinion!" No, it's a FACT! But hey, I'm not the one who fell for his trap. After all, you're gonna delete your own comment, WHY? Is it because I exposed you and your LIES!? Or maybe, this little "rapper" is now gonna CRY! But hey, don't reply if you know you lie!

@AAArnold

4 жыл бұрын

@@JohnPlayerDaniel ... no you don't

@AAArnold

4 жыл бұрын

and no I don't

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@Juan Cortez Muro shut up, virus maker.

Mission: remain heterosexual Obstacle: Kevin mustache

Coughing without a licence - Kevin was ahead of his time

“This is what happens when a psychopath is the law” Ah, so this is a reality tv show?

@Monkeywipeout

4 жыл бұрын

*Edit* this is what happens when Americans are policemen

@stephaniehandy4910

4 жыл бұрын

When a cop is chaotic good

@slick_96

4 жыл бұрын

Hey, who else is gonna protect us from those terrorists who go 5 miles over the speed limit?

@YoutubeJailhouseWine

4 жыл бұрын

Shut up you weak girly man. Go cry to your mommy.

@dylannecros3636

4 жыл бұрын

MoneyKiller1st millions of police on the roads every day in the United States, and yet there aren’t even thousands of illegal actions by their police every day. Mexico’s police, however, are pretty bad, even compared to the stereotype of police from the USA.

Kevin in a ‘tache looks uncomfortably natural and I can’t help but like it

@angelicMisha

4 жыл бұрын

I agree with you. To be honest I wouldn't mind getting arrested by PC "Tache" Kev anytime

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@YoungAlienBoy shut up

@robby576

4 жыл бұрын

@@YoungAlienBoy No

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@Dukaag Cola We got another one like that: Juan Cortez Muro

@ammagon4519

4 жыл бұрын

He looks like a cop that'll give you free donuts

i love how your role in this game is not only a police officer, but also a detective, forensics, and an occasional murderer.

this aged well

@justingick4218

4 жыл бұрын

Hey putin

Civilian: literally has coins in their pocket Officer Kevin: Drug money of course

Well this hasn’t aged well for the real world 😂

@maximodubs4189

3 жыл бұрын

Aged like wine

@jasloading6999

3 жыл бұрын

Máximo Dubs but the wine is poured in the toilet

“I’m turning in my mustache AAAAAHHHH”

@BeetleBuns

4 жыл бұрын

I wish I had quit my first security job like that...

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@BeetleBuns what kind of guard where you?

@BeetleBuns

4 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON I just did foot patrol of a strip mall, even Paul Blart would have laughed at me

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@BeetleBuns doesn't sound so bad. Yeah, malls are big, but there's not a lot of crime there, right?

@BeetleBuns

4 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON It was a strip mall so I was outside the whole time (in Phoenix AZ, so that sucked), and since it was Phoenix there was a lot of crime... I got attacked by a homeless guy's dog, had a knife pulled on me and had to draw my firearm and wait half an hour for the police to arrive, and was constantly ridiculed by the general public because they have no respect for a guy just out trying to pay the bills. I was also the only guard there, so my presence did basically nothing to stop crime. It was just security theater, and it only paid $11.50 an hour.

"Why's it E to get in and C to leave?" E for "enter" and C for "cexit", obviously 🌝

Kevin: tries to be a good guy in a game for once Game: won't let him

@Jack-pe4we

4 жыл бұрын

I mean he's a cop in the game so he doesn't really have an advantage

no cops at pride only kevin

Kevin I think the Hong Kong police department would value your special set of skills, and would desire your service greatly

@selty

4 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

@josephstalin7353

4 жыл бұрын

His videos are shown in their academy

5:47 "coughing without a license?" Kevin predicted 2020

Kevin is accurately representing cops in America

1:34 “Reckless maniac mows down innocent civilian after screening of Batman vs. Superman” - circa 2016

Judge O'Reilly: "I am the law, and your sentence - is death."

“i haven’t done anything wrong officer..” “that’s for me to decide!” what are you, a new york cop?

This game should be named Detroit: Become Discount

@ryanhutchinson4467

4 жыл бұрын

Ha! Yeah, I played this game once. It f*cking sucked ass.

@shedandcabbage

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryanhutchinson4467 it looks quite cool

Kevin: "Step out the car please" Civilian: "Sure, sure sure" Also Kevin: *WHAT'S THAT RESISTING ARREST!*

This hasn’t aged well

“Coughing without a license?” Ahhh, that aged a little too well

If you like playing horrible simulators, I suggest my life

@BadWitch68

4 жыл бұрын

:(

I feel safe now that Kevin represents the law. He sees the world as i see. Meaningless!

@qzeq

4 жыл бұрын

Nobody at the station told Kevin that the police represent the actual law. He thought he was protecting the laws of physics

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@YoungAlienBoy shut up

KZread keeps recommending this video in my home page

This video in 2020 is something else XD

@josephkerr6609

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah. It fits the time. 😆

"Hey there friends my name is Kevin and yoU'RE UNDER ARREST!" And you aren't? I mean most of the things you do aren't the most legal.

@BoredMurphy

4 жыл бұрын

@@therewillbefire1833 I need to get a permit for my flamethrowers soon.

@BoredMurphy

4 жыл бұрын

@@therewillbefire1833 Sounds great, I'm definitely going to do this!

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@therewillbefire1833 question: was mentioning a flamethrower intentional because of your username, or was that an accidental win?

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@YoungAlienBoy shut up,.self promoter

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@therewillbefire1833 haha, I am a PERSON that does that sometimes, too!

That coughing without a licence hits different these days

"Now we are just jogging together" had me creased

This is actually a great game in my opinion, it's definitely the most realistic police simulator out there, with "Flashing Lights" falling in second.

god i love kevin's style he's the fashion icon we always needed

“This looks pretty dodgy” Kevin 2019

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@YoungAlienBoy Stop spamming.

@johnoswald7573

4 жыл бұрын

@@YoungAlienBoy I hope you get ip banned bot

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnoswald7573 welp, we got another: Juan Cortez Muro.

@johnoswald7573

4 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON Yep.

@siegwardinspirit

4 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON I'm almost glad it's not that other guy with the "LMAO I'M AUTISTIC, LOOK AT ME" schtick.

Oh kevin Kevin He was calling them out, he can see the future

"I was like why is this game so dark? and then I realized that he wear sunglasses"

I got an ad saying "shows over Kevin" Even adverts try to stop him

This is what happens when a Kevin forgets the "but" format of his channel. :(

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@YoungAlienBoy if I could, I'd ban your ass right now

@rohansarangdhar8023

4 жыл бұрын

@@YoungAlienBoy Garbage video

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@M3M3 M4CH1N3 definitely!

"Coughing without a license!? That's it." *gets tased* EVERY AMERICAN LAW ENFORCEMENT EVER

Got literal tears running down my face watching this, not from laughing but from crying at the good job that our law enforcement is doing.

The title just sounds like a normal day on the job for American cops

@vandilore

4 жыл бұрын

i was just about to comment something similar

@jjohnny807

3 жыл бұрын

And i hate ”people” like you

So sad I wasn’t there when you visited America!

“What? What did I do?!” He says as he’s parked on the sidewalk.

“Where’s the armoury” Runs past it twice

Last time I was this early Jim Picken's graveyard was empty

Damn, Kevin's No Shave November 'stache is really coming in

*reads the title* oh nice, so kevin is just being a regular cop for the day :)

It’s always a sad day when Kevin doesn’t ask how it’s going.

Huh I don't remember this episode of Live PD

The answer is the American justice system

Kevin: what did I do!? Kevin also: driving on the pavement

me: mom please let me get gta mom: we have gta at home gta at home:

Why the feck does Kevin even have sunglasses? *He lives in Ireland.*

@janedrohan7641

4 жыл бұрын

So do I and I am also tall dark and handsome

I don't think the developers have ever been to a US city.

@palaven4048

4 жыл бұрын

No I think you just generalize all American cops.

Kevin: I deserve a promotion *slyly puts on bigger sunglasses* Lol I died

The cop is Phil Jones lol when did he leave Manchester United

@shedandcabbage

3 жыл бұрын

was waiting for someone to mention it

@KidNamedWaltuh

3 жыл бұрын

I was searching for something like this lmao

Wow, Kevin is so manly that he can grow a mustache in 24 hours! Hats off to you!

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@YoungAlienBoy Shut up, self promoter

i swear when he immediately pulled the gun out on the guy i almost chocked on my kitkat

"I should get a promotion" "I deserve this" *AD* Love you Kevin

Civilian: *coughs* Kevin: SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH

"Coins"? So that's what the kids are smoking these days, you're under arrest buddy.

Man: *has an accent* "They're holding the car keys down in the armory." Me: they're holding the *what* in the armory??

Civilian: Exists Kevin: THAT'S IT PUNK, I'M TAKING YOU IN!

I had no internet for 1 week and Kevin's videos were honestly the one thing I missed the most, it was hell

@foottoast4235

4 жыл бұрын

i'm gonna sue my internet provider for abuse

Day 97 of hoping Kevin will play Ace Attorney some day and have all hell break loose in the courtroom

By day: Phil Jones is a cop By night: he's the third string CB at Man Utd

Who is this fuzzy man calling himself Kevin and saying we're friends?

With Kevin, everyone is guilty until proven innocent.

Turns out Kevin in a cop simulator is *actually* how cops conduct themselves. They say art imitates life

@gamevoid3684

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck off.

@TheLegendofphantom

4 жыл бұрын

@@gamevoid3684 🤣

@patrick__swayze

4 жыл бұрын

The Video Game Deputy you a cop?

@gamevoid3684

4 жыл бұрын

@@patrick__swayze No.

@patrick__swayze

4 жыл бұрын

The Video Game Deputy why you so pressed then

Day 103 of telling Kevin that he’s the best KZreadr on this platform and we all love him Day 43 of telling Kevin to sing Sweet Home Alabama

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@YoungAlienBoy Get out of here

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@Dukaag Cola either make plenty of alts and report it, or even better, have Kevin ban him.

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@Dukaag Cola pretty much! There's also 3 other guys to look out for: lil star, Juan Cortez Muro, and King Autism TV. It's rediculous, I know

Taking dark shots from your local coffee shop to a new level

Kevin is such a law abiding police officer! I'm so grateful for our dear leader

The title is just the American justice system

If I were a policeman: “Coffee without license? That’s it! I’ll teach ya!”

“I never thought playing a police simulator would end with me being arrested.”

Probably not first to say it but is anyone else just so happy to see that Kevin’s reaching the 30’s almost every video on gaming trending, its so cool each vid is making it and his funniness is more recognized

This didnt age well considering what's going on rn...

@am-xy6sz

4 жыл бұрын

@@gamevoid3684 alright yeah that's fair lmao

@Jack-pe4we

4 жыл бұрын

It's always what's been going on lmao

I am glad he is method acting in real life. He is really displaying that he is a real officer. The mustache sells it

@callmekevin you're smashing it right now - in trending almost every day! Amazing! So proud of you!

Kevin: parks on the pavement Cop: stop breaking the law! Kevin: what am I doing wrong!!