Drug dealer Kevin better hope he doesn’t run into James Bond Kevin pulling those stunts

@TheCommanderTaco

4 жыл бұрын

Loved how Pablo kept him busy buying individually instead of in bulk lol.

@wraithflowers

4 жыл бұрын

the kcu (kevin cinematic universe) is a wild & vast place.

@wraithflowers

4 жыл бұрын

Ailuropoda melanoleuca Nineoneone can’t wait for all of them to meet up and duke it out with the ultimate villain, past kevin, in the upcoming major blockbuster movie ‘infinite warfare.’

@sand0decker

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheCommanderTaco Pablo doesn't even use the drugs, he just likes to support local business

@daddy8884

4 жыл бұрын

That wouldve been a shame

Jesus, that gang member at the beginning scared me, so glad Kevin is back

@kaylal9790

4 жыл бұрын

Hey Finn O

@imissedthejoke8747

4 жыл бұрын

But he is kevin

@butwhytho7369

4 жыл бұрын

imissedthejoke yes nice name

@quokka8292

4 жыл бұрын

He’s part of the Kall me Kevin Klan and it’s spelt with K’s because it’s cooler

@imissedthejoke8747

4 жыл бұрын

@the Emperor of man read the name

"This feels really uncomfortable,and my glasses are fogging up" little did he know a couple months later that would be a big problem

@anastasiaspence4864

3 жыл бұрын

You beat me to it. By 4 months but still

@tashkent561

3 жыл бұрын

What

@Ricekrispy10

3 жыл бұрын

It's so true

@piercedsiren

3 жыл бұрын

Right I have to wear glasses AND masks. Why do I have to choose which sense will be impaired? Either i can't see or ill catch a disease that'll kill my breathing.

@notmynamenotmyname2859

3 жыл бұрын

@Sabrina O'Neil no, in the begging he was wearing sunglasses.

Kevin: This is the longest intro ever Also Kevin: *Did a whole entire James Bond themed intro, song and all, just yesterday*

@jiten9843

4 жыл бұрын

Good times

@virus_v73

4 жыл бұрын

Hey, I remember that.

@jiten9843

4 жыл бұрын

@@virus_v73 well, it was literally yesterday's video

@bluscout6440

4 жыл бұрын

That's why he's a funny guy

@larajanesen8795

4 жыл бұрын

@jiten he knows, hes was just being funny my dude :D

I can't believe Kevin would deal vitamin C. Was the money worth it Kevin? Was it worth it?

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

Of course it feckin was!

@BillZomono23

4 жыл бұрын

@@polskipolak1129 moment of silence for the fallen warrior

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@polskipolak1129 look at the bright side: you've been successful without a lover this far, so you can definitely stay successful now

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@polskipolak1129 I'm also thick, but that just means there's more of you to like. Plus, Bros before Hos.

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@polskipolak1129 I don't know how tall and thick that is (don't take it out of context) but I'm 6'0 tall, and last time I checked, 220 pounds. I can probably relate.

Me: This should be good, Kevin dealing drugs *sees Kevin in bandana* Me: Yup, this gonna be good.

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

Know what would make it better? *Bore Ragnorok*

@nikitasoch4303

4 жыл бұрын

Yep i thougt the same

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

@The REAL person! Ha you said the thing

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackbudi that reminds me of family guy, with Peter saying "ah ah, he said it, he said the thing!"

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

@The REAL person! I didn’t know where that was from. Cool.

Kevin recognizing women don't have enough pockets is his Valentine's Day message to us, and frankly I think it's just swell.

@aj7789

4 жыл бұрын

AKCagg I don’t get why women are always complaining about having no pockets. I mean, just level up and upgrade your pockets skill. It’s not that hard!

@anthonydemonssillerrunb4me118

4 жыл бұрын

Women are born with a -2 pocket skill. Boy have a plus 2 in the pocket skill. It's hard for women to invest in that skill when they have the extra purse and makeup skills to level on

@harrystanden8585

4 жыл бұрын

oh please, if i can put a coin purse up my asshole for easy storage, you have one extra pocket there

@priyanshugoel3030

4 жыл бұрын

@@harrystanden8585 and where are you gonna put the coin purse in ya pockets.

@priyanshugoel3030

4 жыл бұрын

@@anthonydemonssillerrunb4me118 you are thinking about kangaroos pockets are in clothes.

"I'm getting used to all the lingo now..." **10 seconds before** "I don't sell speed!"

@honeycheerios42

4 жыл бұрын

Came here to look for this comment but it turns out we're the only 2 who know what speed is lmao

@autumnalburn

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, I was looking for this

@cormacb2326

3 жыл бұрын

I knew speed was a drug I just didn't know it was Amphetamine.

@sidthingg

Жыл бұрын

I came looking for this too lmao I was like nah I bet Kevin is just acting, he totally does drugs. And then he said this and I was like O.

@thepianoman3437

Жыл бұрын

I don't think there's a lot of overlap between hardcore underground raveheads and CallMeKevin viewers lol

Valentine's Day Kevin: We'll go drug dealing tonight!

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

*Perfect*

@mckenziecolson7461

4 жыл бұрын

*first date my ninja sex party is heard in the background*

@angelaviviv7698

4 жыл бұрын

They do say love is a drug. 👌

@priyanshugoel3030

4 жыл бұрын

The doorway to my imaginary girlfriend.

@inqntrol2047

4 жыл бұрын

He is just preparing us for the day by selling roofies. 😂

"I'm your neighborhood drug dealer" To be honest Kevin, I'm not surprised at this point.

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

Idk why, but I'm reminded of Spiderman from that comment. (Btw, axxl is a stalker. Make sure to report it)

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

@AxxL You’re thinking a bit small to say _just_ your neighborhood I’d say everyone

@fishethefish7463

4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure his neighbours think so too Or maybe he's a certified.... *baby kicker* in their street...

@TheCommanderTaco

4 жыл бұрын

Also Kevin: hey police here is my certified supplier Eddie.

@dylancarroll4623

4 жыл бұрын

cannibal_cat do you eat other cats or people?

This game has so many spelling errors the devs must've been working with the real stuff

@IncredibleMD

4 жыл бұрын

I thnk they're Polish, which is basically the same, in my experience.

@lollipoppergirl

4 жыл бұрын

iTs FoR rEsEarcH 💨

@susa.k.a.pinkguy2036

3 жыл бұрын

gotta make sure to get that sweet quality assurance perfected

@PoptartParasol

2 жыл бұрын

@@IncredibleMD most of the makers of these games are eastern european but I'm kinda shocked this isn't made by russians since they are usually the ones to make this lel

As someone who used to be in the business, this is literally exactly how it goes. Constant calls, making people wait, and yelling "I don't have time"

@mlgjan5046

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah right its quick and good cash but you just live into constant stress. Imo its not worth it guys. And youre surrounded by fake friends

@kirboi363

2 жыл бұрын

would like but it's the funny number

@cvspvr

Жыл бұрын

@@mlgjan5046 you probably shouldn't be bringing your friends into it though. like, your real friends shouldn't know that you're a drug dealer

@mlgjan5046

Жыл бұрын

@@cvspvr then hows theyre ur real friends? They all notice theyre ur homies.

"I've always felt bad for women in that regard, their clothes don't seem to have pockets" I'VE NEVER FELT SO SEEN

@megami7373

4 жыл бұрын

Charlie same wow

@user-jj7uc9gg7b

4 жыл бұрын

Hoodie gang rise up

@IceTeaElias

4 жыл бұрын

Women's pockets: 🧷 Women's handbags: 🕳️

@thelostvlogsgaming3101

2 жыл бұрын

lol so true thanks kev 🥰👍

@1umbreon4life

Жыл бұрын

I've always felt sorry for my sisters' lack of usable pockets 😔

Any drug dealer: starts dealing drugs *Pablo Bong wants to know your location*

@kakahass8845

4 жыл бұрын

I was gonna talk about how this was overused and bla bla bla but honestly this meme has been dead for long enough that it's not overused anymore so you get pass... for now.

@skipskip7737

4 жыл бұрын

@@kakahass8845 this was a month ago and what are you talking about?

@kakahass8845

4 жыл бұрын

@@skipskip7737 I saying that (even a month ago) this meme was already dead and it wasn't overused anymore so yeah you get a pass.

@gregoriousglorious5933

4 жыл бұрын

Pablo Bong gon get that Codeine lmao

@pandamonium8182

3 жыл бұрын

Bro 5g of amphetamine is SO MUCH lmao

When you unzipped the jacket i was like “damn Kevin has a hairy chest” then I just died when I saw Hagrid

Kevin: has a green screen he doesn't use Kevin when he wears a green shirt: ps2 hagrid

@kieranr7382

4 жыл бұрын

PS1

Kids, this is what happens when you don't use the straps on the wiimote. Crime isn't cool. Stay safe.

Am I the only one who thought Kevin would actually make a good dealer? Always giving you the best deals because he can't do the math

@tomaszlosinski875

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Moses he can't do the math but he can do the meth.

@ghouldishanimal

4 жыл бұрын

Ailuropoda melanoleuca Nineoneone That’s what the Patreon money is for

@vitors9198

4 жыл бұрын

nah thats horrible he would be coked up someday and kill you because he think you stole from him because he couldnt do the math properly

@ghouldishanimal

4 жыл бұрын

@@vitors9198 Yeah, but then it would just be past Kevin's fault

@NoteToLoser

4 жыл бұрын

I mean he does deal some pretty good content... I can't stop coming back for my fix every, single, day

I can't believe Kevin would become a vitamin C dealer. I FEEL LIKE I'M LOSING YOU

@demon_xd_

4 жыл бұрын

It’s quite profitable, and (relatively) safer that standard drugs, also you can sell normal fruit for extra profit and a cover when you are like me (altough some people alao go the “chemical” way, wich makes them basically as bad as your usual rando baking powder dealer)

@annafirth6738

3 жыл бұрын

@@demon_xd_ psst. Got apples?

@demon_xd_

3 жыл бұрын

Anna Firth Green or Red mate?

The “Yes we smoke” sign just looks like a young Jim Pickens advertising the fact he sets fire to his family members for fun

Kevin: *Uploads* Me: Ah yes, destruction.

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

*Hey there friends, how's it going my name's El Chapo.*

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS no, people actually like Jesus, not you

@tonichan89

4 жыл бұрын

You're lying, your name is Namari... stupid!

@mcoupe69

4 жыл бұрын

Namari hello Fettered! My name is Stempy! Nice to 🍖 u

@AA-vp1ru

4 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON cry a river it's the internet

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@AA-vp1ru ok, and he self promotes.

"I don't sell speed" *JUST sold like 15 gs of amphetamine* Hate to tell ya homie...

@bemy26thsubscriber

3 жыл бұрын

@Lemon Grab if you can’t sell speed how did I buy it?

@bemy26thsubscriber

3 жыл бұрын

@Lemon Grab speed has been illegal for a very long time. Isn’t that what drug dealers are for?

@bemy26thsubscriber

3 жыл бұрын

@Lemon Grab speed is amphetamine as OP said

@bemy26thsubscriber

3 жыл бұрын

@Lemon Grab oooohhhhhh you think methamphetamine and amphetamine is the same drug. Now that makes sense

Me: You got the coke? Kevin: Is pepsi okay? Me: WOT

"Women's clothes dont seem to have pockets." It's to make us buy handbags 👍

@vaskaportal7203

4 жыл бұрын

Pockets were removed by the handbag companies to sell more handbags!!

@meowdyllic

3 жыл бұрын

@@vaskaportal7203 yes

@meowdyllic

3 жыл бұрын

bro my phone cant even fit in my pockets like it only goes halfway in and it just falls out like wtf bro not very cash money if u ask me

@vaskaportal7203

3 жыл бұрын

Women: *wants actual pockets* Handbag companies: “I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that”

@demicello9346

3 жыл бұрын

RIP all the bags and pack backs my spacey ass lost

Kevin’s intros have so much personality And Kevin may have multiple

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

I'm just waiting till you get top comment.

@vittxrio5198

4 жыл бұрын

Jim is his alter ego I mean his master

@martabartoszewska104

4 жыл бұрын

More like Bore Ragnarok, amirite guys?

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@martabartoszewska104 yep!

@joeebiden_

4 жыл бұрын

how funny a multiple personality disorder joke

"I think this guy has nothing to do with his life so he just makes up minature goals for himself." Me: *hides the app I have that turns your to-do list into tasks that up your stats**

@ciel6632

4 жыл бұрын

What a p p

@fewwonderings3832

4 жыл бұрын

What app?

@rockercaterrorencountered4924

4 жыл бұрын

@@fewwonderings3832 it's called "Do It Now" and the icon is a shield with a to-do list on it. I know it's on Android but not sure about IOS

@fewwonderings3832

4 жыл бұрын

@@rockercaterrorencountered4924 ty ma fam

@hayleyscomet3447

4 жыл бұрын

RockerCatErrorEncountered 404 I’m downloading this shit.

Dont think Kevo could sound intimidating if he tried 😂 he has such a sedate, friendly voice 😂

"This guy is still waiting for his drugs, it's been like a day" yeah that's like the standard drug dealer, you're all good.

@nicarmendariz9079

4 жыл бұрын

On God. Mfs will hit you back a week later like "yOu StIlL nEeD eT"

@sirslime1397

4 жыл бұрын

Nic Armendariz on god🤣

@clairejohnson1411

4 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute how do yo-

@juniorshahzad

4 жыл бұрын

steveismycat ketamine, my guy

@OhHamburgers0258

4 жыл бұрын

@@juniorshahzad No, not ketamine, wtf? I had a problem with pills before I got help. I am an addict in recovery. Been sober since 6.6.16

Last intro Kevin was in a suit Now he's dressed like a drug dealer What crazy shenanigans are we in for tomorrow?

@qzeq

4 жыл бұрын

This character arc is all over the place

@SwooshJush83

4 жыл бұрын

Thats how mafia works

@cezarsoba

4 жыл бұрын

No clothes

@Kivdasato

4 жыл бұрын

I cant wait

@TheCommanderTaco

4 жыл бұрын

@@cezarsoba he did say he put on pants for nothing, which implies in all his videos we dont see a full body he is not wearing pants lol.

You being like 5 hours late for everything is the most accurate part of this drug dealer simulator

3:41 "It's not what you think. I'm dealing, not using it." LMAO!

happy valentines day you guys. i can’t believe i’m spending it with my local irish drug dealer! 🥰😍

@Paul-tj9fb

4 жыл бұрын

omg yass queeen😍😍😍

@jestice7596

4 жыл бұрын

We're the luckiest cult in the world 😍

@yoshatabi

4 жыл бұрын

TF is going on here

I found your comment in the family simulator on Google play lol. I was the first person to say the review was helpful. I think *"I ran into traffic, it was fun"* is the most helpful thing I've read Kevin

Normal people on Valentine's Day: ah it's a day for love Kevin: hello wish to purchase the extra V I T A M I N C

As a former dealer myself I can confirm that ur phone will constantly ring and the same person will call 100 times

At 3:06 I thought for a second that he was on discord asking his friends irl if they wanted drugs smh.

@5h4d0w_K1ng.

4 жыл бұрын

It does look like a bootleg discord

"That's what pissed them off? Some tires on fire? Not the abundance of drugs everywhere?" Yep, sounds like the coppers.

Kevin: I love being a drug dealer! Also kevin: he's a potty mouth, I don't like this

“I have a feeling the audio isn’t going to be great, so we’re going to take off the hat otherwise you won’t be able to hear me” Some sound logic there, Kebin

KZread sees the word drug dealer: KZread: “ *ITS STROKE TIME* “

@milkman4640

4 жыл бұрын

Weed. Now this comment has a comment

@metalkreeper1449

4 жыл бұрын

@@milkman4640 now this comment has a comment

@blumpet6250

4 жыл бұрын

@@metalkreeper1449 now this comment that gave that comment a comment who gave the original comment a comment has a comment

@itstazzz6069

4 жыл бұрын

@@blumpet6250 bore ragnorock

"Published 25 seconds ago" > 37 comments Y'all are committed. Maybe Kevin is actually the one in danger 🤔

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

Or maybe Kevin is the drug.

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin is my drug

@demonicthan742

4 жыл бұрын

Drug is my Kevin

@blumpet6250

4 жыл бұрын

100th like boi

@CodOfAges

4 жыл бұрын

He uploads at the same time every day. It's hard to be late when you know that.

8:49 when the plug said 5 minutes 2 hours ago lmao

Damn, Kevin was a head of his time. By at least a week. Or a month.

When you realize that Kevin is basically a drug dealer for us, but instead of getting addicted to drugs we get addicted to his videos and his maniacal personality

Kevin: "this is uncomfortable" Looks at Kwite and Memeulous

@suicidalminion3427

4 жыл бұрын

I was literally just thinking that

@colonelduck6211

3 жыл бұрын

ah, I see you are a man of culture too-

When he was wearing the mask and glasses for the intro he was able to spread awareness of what people who wear glasses have to deal with in a pandemic. KEVIN IS A HERO!!!

Every single other KZreadr today: Valentine's day themed content! Kevin: Drug Dealer Simulator

Ok, but Kevin looks legit like a drug dealer in a "documentary" in the beginning.

@chuckn4851

4 жыл бұрын

Why did you put documentary in quotes lmao

@k.g.donathan6271

4 жыл бұрын

The reason I put documentary in quotes was because I was thinking about a renactment they'll have once in a while in those documentaries.

Because I'm Irish when I hear your voice it always reminds me of a family reunion when someone is telling me a story about dealing drugs

That's so cool that he got memeulous to collab with him.

8:04 ohhh that laugh

If I had an imaginary friend Id like to think he would be like Kevin.

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

Was that a pun?

@Darkworldxl

4 жыл бұрын

You poor soul.

@marrchaney9206

4 жыл бұрын

My internal voice is kevins whenever I'm about to do something stupid

Kevin: Hey guys my mom left the cap off my flint stone gummy Everyone else in the church: FRICK YES DUDE

@TheCommanderTaco

4 жыл бұрын

That's inappropriate language for a good Christian.

This is the most truthfull representation of drug dealers i´ve ever seen. Doesn´t answer phone, consistantly late, Thinks everyone is a cop, sells large amounts of drugs but still broke. Yup. I give this 10/10.

4:49 r2d2 is a druggy!! Oh No!!

Published 30 seconds ago? God I have no life.

@BriarPatchNyra

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

Who needs a life when you have the cult?

@callmetopgun45

4 жыл бұрын

All hail Lord Pickens!

@ivanamarkotic5398

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin is life

@ChaoticUrges

4 жыл бұрын

@@ivanamarkotic5398 Kevin is a cult

0:20 I can imagine someone dealing in oranges in a dark back alley

@RedZombixxx

4 жыл бұрын

Orange is the new black tar heroin?

@Gooner333333333

4 жыл бұрын

well it looks less suspicious than a guy in a hoody

4:35 That's probably the closest we will ever get to another baking bad episode.

That was less of an intro and more "Kevin mumbles to himself for one and a half minutes". And I like it.

0:21 Holy heck my man's dealing an acid, ascorbic acid even

@JotaC

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao I lost it

@chrisakaschulbus4903

4 жыл бұрын

those good little vitamin paper squares, who doesn't know them?

Wow, this Breaking Bad sequel is actually pretty good!

@tonichan89

4 жыл бұрын

Even better than El Camino

@Xehanort10

4 жыл бұрын

@@tonichan89 Kevin is Jesse's Irish cousin.

1:30 same Kevin. Same.

Little did you know this would be your quarantine look too.

Day 9 of telling Kevin that he's so cool and handsome with a bad boy feel to him

@martabartoszewska104

4 жыл бұрын

Just like Jim Pickens actually

@elsalene1044

4 жыл бұрын

@@martabartoszewska104 youre so right

@martabartoszewska104

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, no! It's not about Kevin nor Jim. This sentence is about... PS1 HAGRID!

@elsalene1044

4 жыл бұрын

@@martabartoszewska104 oh feck youre right now what I've spent 9 days of my life complimenting the wrong guy :(

@martabartoszewska104

4 жыл бұрын

@@elsalene1044 Don't worry, I'm sure he'll forgive you. Maybe

Kevin, where's my speed? It's been three weeks now, you said you'd be over in an hour.

When he took off the leather jacket all my brain thought was "OH GOD HAGRID CHEST TATTOO"

i usually don’t like youtube intros to games because it goes on too long but i love kevin’s intros, always very random.

Day 297 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

@chrisakaschulbus4903

4 жыл бұрын

and who are you pathetic little twinkly twat to wish him a happy birthday? know your place, jeeeez, people nowadays

We all seem to be addicted to your cult so you must be doing something right.

Longest intro ever and haven't even touched th But Kevin, I could watch a video of you just rambling and love every moment of it

Little did Kevin know. The way he looked in the intro is how we look everyday now.. kevin what do you know?!

I guess Jim Pickens has more of a drug dealer personality

@BlueGeen

4 жыл бұрын

Mr Crazycreeper FirstName is the drug prodigy, really.

Wow, never thought we'd get a Memelous face reveal!

@demicello9346

3 жыл бұрын

died. dead.

This is the first video of yours I've watched in about two months. My schedule is just so packed, I barely have time for much outside of work. I really missed the laughter your content gives me, Kevin. Thank you :)

he is dressed like memeulous, Kevin is memeulous, we know what he looks like now

Kevin almost has more professions than Johnny Sins

@rubman8937

4 жыл бұрын

Hmmmmmm. Did you ever see them in the same room?

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@rubman8937 what are you implying?

@GEORGEMEISTERFTW

4 жыл бұрын

@@rubman8937 I do not like the implications of this

@merryryely

4 жыл бұрын

@@rubman8937 damn it!!... do not fuel my fantasies... i feel dirty enough already...

Kevin: Uploads drug dealer simulator Me: Ah yes, the wholesome Valentines content I expected from Kevin

Loved the video, thank you!

Kevin: "They all want speed now I don't sell speed" Amp=Speed ;-;

"I love happy endings" Eagerly awaiting the massage parlour simulator

Happy Valentine’s Day Kevin, we love you! (No homo)

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

Valentine's Day, but I'm alone. Bad joke, I know.

@dontknowwhyimhere5460

4 жыл бұрын

pro homo, bro

From the intro alone this is my favourite video of all time

6:33 what in the actual HECK was that.

thanks for keeping me company everyday kevin you are light

@ivanamarkotic5398

4 жыл бұрын

Litterly

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

Fitting you use the heart emoticon on Valentine's Day.

@gorekins7718

4 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON true lololol this is so sad

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@gorekins7718 why is it sad?

Kevin:*in leather jacket* Me:ah here i go questioning my sexuality again...

I’m almost positive that Vsauce Micheal is painted on the building at 3:59.

best vday gift. happy vday kevin!! ♥️

I can already see that this is being demonetized

@exosproudmamabear558

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah,KZread these days demonitize kids content too.

Day 280 of asking Kevin to play yandere simulator

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@theraven9013

4 жыл бұрын

Im going to do the same from now on

@yee5074

4 жыл бұрын

No

@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens

4 жыл бұрын

No

@SnoowDayz

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

it’s crazy how real life drug dealers are generally pretty good people who just have to act tough to stop people fucking with them as they are just trying to get through the day like a normal person.

6:25 NO Kevin that guy isn't a cop he's clearly an attorney at law! Just because he's not wearing his headphones you can't tell the difference?

first name would always and forever bee the best drog duleur in history

Finally I can support my favorite KZreadr & be high af. Thank you Kevin!

Kevin being a drug dealer: I feel like I fit in for the first time in my life His FBI agent: ima have to do a stop you right there.

Drug Dealer > to > “Now I just look like I’m ready for a nice meal”. Man, you crack me up

The start of this video is actually just a memeulous face reveal

2:00 I love the fact that I haven't played any Tony Hawk game in at least 12 years and still immediately tought the same thing.

12:27 "The drugs are finally off the street" *Happy Giorno Noises*

1:46 When your drug dealer calls you out for being a "potty mouth." Sorry.