Eye: pops off Suspicion: raises by one percent

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

Hey Finn O.

@Aryditymi

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackbudi Hey Jackbudi

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

@Aryditymi hey Aryditymi

@finno5827

4 жыл бұрын

Hey jackbudi

@finno5827

4 жыл бұрын

Aryditymi hey Aryditymi

"Sorry, but you are now alive" is what Jim says each time he has a baby to put in his basement

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

What Jim said to Kevin when he created him from the deepest darkest parts of the universe

@RavenTheFox_

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, Jim isn’t sorry

@BoredMurphy

4 жыл бұрын

Jim probably wouldn't apologise but okay

@gabrielpineirogarcia2078

4 жыл бұрын

Nah he wouldnt be sad

@davidhollowelljr949

4 жыл бұрын

Basement? Jim has moved up in this world. He now keeps his prisoners in a tiny house. The babies go to CPS, though, so they're probably worse off.

"Sorry, but you are now alive." " *Oh goddammit* "

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

Can’t wait for Kevin to announce life 2: with less fall damage and *_SIXTEEN TIMES_* the detail

@meh5812

4 жыл бұрын

when you finally die and get reborn:

@TaurusTheCrazyBull

4 жыл бұрын

sam sam Can i please go back?

@meh5812

4 жыл бұрын

@@TaurusTheCrazyBull only if you choose to

@ThatGuy-en2nn

4 жыл бұрын

Me: "Same"

Kevin: women love detachable teeth Everyone takes hurried notes

@sixfeetundertheradar6080

4 жыл бұрын

Ryan F. This video is something out of Rick and Morth

@brendanmartin4489

4 жыл бұрын

Biibs

@engineeredhavoc

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes my favourite show, Rick and Morth

@policynotmet8279

4 жыл бұрын

i kinda wish they didnt cause then i wouldnt be alive hahaha too over the top?

@sassiya3

4 жыл бұрын

So this is where I've been going wrong

I'm taking a linguistics course and can confirm, this is exactly what practicing is like. My eyeball's popped out, like, at least 7 times already.

@SnivillusLupin

4 жыл бұрын

Hah! My brain melts out of my nose.

@inspiration10ongles

4 жыл бұрын

100 000 times this

@honeydew75

4 жыл бұрын

I'm working on my accent and same, it's hilarious

@Charmywoo

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed my sister is trying to correct my nieces lisp and this is pretty accurate to teaching a toddler lol

@isidora5201

4 жыл бұрын

If she moves to Spain, the lisp would be perfectly normal!

0:45 - Kevins accent just appeared for a split second.

@Samiju

4 жыл бұрын

Outta yah

@ChristineNighting

4 жыл бұрын

I noticed that! I would love if he talked in that accent more often

@gracehaven5459

4 жыл бұрын

Honey, if you speak at all... You have an accent

@BroBuster

4 жыл бұрын

@@gracehaven5459 Yeah nobody gives a shit you knew what they meant.

@jvxday

4 жыл бұрын

THE BEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD

"I'm sorry; I'm going to have to get the soup." Never thought anyone would ever hear Kevin say those words. I laughed so much at this. More please.

The intro is like one of those Indian math tutorials

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

Hey Finn O.

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

Heyo Finn O

@finno5827

4 жыл бұрын

Is this like a running Gag now?

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@finno5827 I'd say so. Although I wonder where the person who started it is.

@SirLoopss

4 жыл бұрын

Hey Finn O

1:04, that laugh is so cute

@sydneehorne3551

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah wtf

@husband-of-chinggis

4 жыл бұрын

i'm massively homosexual but s t i l l, yes

@danisykes1674

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah completely agree.

@blumpet6250

4 жыл бұрын

@@husband-of-chinggis username: very.pansexual. comment: I'm massively homosexual

@husband-of-chinggis

4 жыл бұрын

@@blumpet6250 if that ain't gay culture though

"I bought a smile...do you like it?" *Kevin smiles awkwardly* Me: "I feckin' love it!"

@LynnAgain83

4 жыл бұрын

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

@UtopssAKAPJ

3 жыл бұрын

😁

@aidanaidan4773

3 жыл бұрын

Just a warning, if you say feck and you're not Irish, the feck demon will drown you in whiskey.

@Cris-do3io

3 жыл бұрын

@@aidanaidan4773 XD

@aidanaidan4773

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cris-do3io I'm not joking.

1:02 protect this man at all costs, his giggle after that self deprecating joke was the cutest thing I heard

Kevin giggling with a straw in his mouth is now my favourite thing

@jvxday

4 жыл бұрын

it was the cutest thing i've ever seen

“Hey there friends how’s it going my name is Kevin!” - a man who can’t speak.

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS axxl, you're not

@NottPip

4 жыл бұрын

Please don’t fight under my comment,

@APoliticalConfusionAndMess

4 жыл бұрын

@@NottPip Shut up.

@NottPip

4 жыл бұрын

Sarah Randall oh wow, alright.

@UtopssAKAPJ

3 жыл бұрын

it's special effects 😆🤣

“sorry but you are now alive” “OH GOD DAMNIT” felt that

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS axxl, leave now.

Kevin: hWAliiii 6ru53qewtyg$ e? Karen: omg you're such a flirt haha ;))))

1:03 when kevin took a sip from his drink(s l u s h i e ?) and i just found that so cute idk-

@This1sKhaos

4 жыл бұрын

S a m e

@jvxday

4 жыл бұрын

i know :'))

I'm so tired of you saying "it'll be too long" Bro they're not long enough tbh I could watch an hours worth of you just having fun

@autonomous2010

4 жыл бұрын

What you see vs the actual recording time are very different. He streams on twitch too if you want long unedited segments.

Karen being the manager is the most suspicious thing in this whole video

1:17 This is basically me trying to speak English, but with th sounds (which I don't have in my native language). It's really tough to actively remember and then execute what you're supposed to do with your tongue, mouth and vocal chords (especially when you don't do it regularly). That's why phonetics is a big part of studying languages, even though most courses seem to focus on grammar and vocabulary.

@quil72

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I think that that's one of the weirdest sounds in English. Especially because it's actually two different sounds (voiced th and voiceless th). I'm a native English speaker and I legitimately didn't know they were two different sounds until I took phonetics last term. That being said, I wish you good luck in your attempts to produce those sounds!

@pedrostormrage

4 жыл бұрын

@@quil72 Thank you! I think I have a good idea on how to produce them (the voiced th is kinda like a vibrating "v" sound, and the voiceless th is kinda like a "soft f" sound made by blowing air while your tongue is between your teeth), but doing that actively (and correctly) is a different story (I feel kinda silly when trying to do that, especially when it comes to putting my tongue between my teeth). I'll keep trying, though :)

@thecomorbiditycurator8018

4 жыл бұрын

Learning new sound components really is one of the hardest parts of learning to speak a new language. I'm a native English speaker, and had a hell of a time working on the high back of throat, nasally sounds (-ão) in Portuguese when I learned.

@pedrostormrage

4 жыл бұрын

@@thecomorbiditycurator8018 Oh, Portuguese is my native language! Yeah, those nasal sounds (like "-ão") are probably the weirdest ones Portuguese has; I don't even know if any other language has something similar. I've heard stories of non-native Portuguese speakers trying to pronounce "pão" (bread) and ending up saying "pao", which sounds awfully similar to "pau". "Pau" literally means "wood" or "stick", but it's also a (rude) slang word for "penis" (so you can imagine the kind of trouble you can get yourself into by mispronouncing it, especially if you're trying to buy bread). I hope that doesn't happen (or hasn't happened) to you (at least now you've been forewarned, I guess)!

@thecomorbiditycurator8018

4 жыл бұрын

@@pedrostormrage that was one of the first "pronunciation life lessons" my professor taught the class, actually 😂. That and the fact that not all Latin based languages share the same Latin roots or connotations ("preservative," a chemical food additive, in English is VERY different from "preservativo" in Portuguese 😂😂😂😂). I worked really hard on those nasally sounds. It paid off because I made all A's in my 3 years of coursework and became the president of the Portuguese language club at my University for a year. I was going to minor in it, but had a discrimination issue with the department head and unfortunately had to drop it. It's such a cool language. It sounds both mildly aggressive and entirely chill simultaneously. Not many languages can pull that off.

Karen: *becomes a manager* Everyone: you've become the very thing you swore to destroy

* Eye falls out* Date : ahhh yes this is human

Kevin when making characters in any game Kevin:sorry your alive now The poor soul: oh god damnit

8:04 - now Kevin knows how animators feel (especially when the content is 3D).😂

I wish kevin wasnt afraid to make his videos longer when's he's enjoying himself

Just realized that the editing on Kevins videos are actually really good

Her-low HUmin “Looks like he’ll take a bite outta ye” confirmation that Kevin is indeed Irish 😂

"omg he's speaking great all of a sudden, can you speak like that all the time?" me when I'm doing pronunciation work and finally make the correct sounds only to be never heard again sgshsjs

1:04 that smile and laugh hurt me on a different level

“Sorry, but you are now alive.” What a way to start life.

kevin, thank you for making videos. you really put a smile on my face even when things aren’t great you’ve helped me through a lot and i can’t thank you enough

@stevejohnson6593

4 жыл бұрын

I can't refer but it's certainly a gpod thing for you. Enjoy the smple things in life :3 *fookin spelling mistakes. don't drunk when you're comment

Kevin I just got a tooth pulled and everything sounds like, hewwo and now I see this video that you made obviously just too mock me 10/10 thanks kevin

@floofyfoxxo744

4 жыл бұрын

i think its perfectly normal to say hewwo, i do it all the time! :3

@siliconepeach809

4 жыл бұрын

@@floofyfoxxo744 sorry kiddo but saying hewwo is cringey if you do it to some stranger on the internet you'll probably end up in a subreddit

@blackkaiser7757

4 жыл бұрын

@brick H-how could she T-T Right, senpai? v-v OwO :'(

@HorseyShark

4 жыл бұрын

@@siliconepeach809 hewwo there 💝💖💖UWU💖💖💝

@siliconepeach809

4 жыл бұрын

@@HorseyShark *P* *E* *R* *I* *S* *H*

0:20 Kevin: "I want to make him look as non-human as possible. Can I make him look like me?" Myself: "But you are human... Or are you?"

0:58 HIS LAUGH AFTER THAT JOKE KILLED ME LMAO

@jvxday

4 жыл бұрын

IT WAS SO CUTE THOUGH SKDJS

Your laugh after your “how did it take me so long to get to level one in life” comment made me die😂

How the sims robot feels when he malfunctions

0:06 : "I speAk for a living" you make us laugh for a living, Kevin.

Speaking Simulator, more like You know what, no I won’t make another one of those jokes. *B* eing a person of culture, there is no way that I will let myself in make another reference to the cursed joke. *O* bviously, this monologue will be quite long, but I need to get it through to this community that this joke is not funny. *R* egardless of how many people reference this, it has ceased being funny, probably because it was never funny to begin with. *E* verybody knows this joke never was funny, nobody wants to admit it. *R* eferencing the joke does not make you funny. *A* lot of people think that just because they said the two words, they are now the king of comedy. *G* ood gravy, it sure does take a while to get a point across. *N* evertheless, I think that something as influential and important as this must be addressed and treated with the utmost awareness. *A* nother thing I would like to say in this monologue is that just because people say the two funny words doesn’t mean it is ironic; some people still find this crap funny. *R* egardless of how many times I restate this point, there will still be people that don’t understand. *O* n that note, I think I’ll stop ranting. *K* indly respect my opinion, even if you don’t agree with it.

@husband-of-chinggis

4 жыл бұрын

more like bore ragnarok tho amirite high five

@maddiedavis1273

4 жыл бұрын

Zachary Moore i respect the hell out of you

@erinm1373

4 жыл бұрын

Zachary Moore are you fucking serious

@aliveslice

4 жыл бұрын

The only time it was funny was in the video.

@tiptoes9847

4 жыл бұрын

Zachary Moore You genius!

Blank Textfield: *skin literally melts to reveal endoskeleton* Human: ahh what a normal person

"Get that tongue up there nice and good!"

1:03 Here you witness a gamer’s dead laugh. Much similar to other gamers concerning this subject.

1:30 imagine going on a date, and the first thing the other person does is open their mouth, make that noise and *a ton of teeth fall out*

@gamingcharactersletsplays5384

Жыл бұрын

That’s feckin terrifying

This is relatable to how I feel in social situations.

Reminds me of how i speak fellow humans

How is she not screaming when the eye pops out? Like if it was me I'd start smacking the thing with something by that point.

@jackhazardous4008

3 жыл бұрын

Rude, you ought to pick it up and put it back in

Ah, I see Kevin is engineering new humans for Jim Picken's army

One of my favorite videos from this decade. The game itself seems very stressful but I'm not the one having to play it so I'm not complaining. Would love to see more of you playing this game though, especially the club level! Have a nice day, Kevin!

I see Kevin is once again flaunting how fluent in simish he is

The editing on this video was amazing! Thanks Kevin.

Says the (2.42 million subscriber) KZreadr (Call Me Kevin), -who’s- *_whose_* job it is to speak.

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

Wish I got paid for that. And not as a motivational speaker.

@toothlesstoe

4 жыл бұрын

whose*

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

@itsme_tabidiaz nah, it said 2.24, so now I’m gonna edit it to that

4:12 when your friend is looking at you in class trying not to laugh

the flopping between too much eye contact and too little to the point of it being overwhelming was a very relatable aspergers moment

I'm here before the notification I call that commitment

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

That makes both of us

Ngl Kevin I really love your joke of zooming into a random part of the screen in all your videos. Just thought I'd let you know I appreciate it, always makes me laugh. ^^;

“Sorry but you are now alive” *oh god damn it* Mood.

Honestly I wouldn't mind longer videos at all, amazing as always 🥺

They finally made a kevin simulator , i've waited so long for this :)

This videos is so funny, especially because I'm studying English phonetics & phonology in university 😂

Congrats on the success of you channel. I love your videos and watch it all the time!

Aw I was looking at this on the switch before I want to sleep and thought I need to look this up on KZread because it looks funny to watch and then when I woke up I see Kevin did it so dam

Honestly, "specify junk" would be way more fun than "gender" on a form.

More like Kevin's job simulator

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

Darnit

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

More like Bore Ragnorok

Another top-tier video. Also I've seen at least 6 comments about the giggle at 1:04 but here's another one it's great

kevin never fails to find the most unique games and make them even more fun. i have been watching this man for 3 years and i never get sick of him

1:05 that laugh 🤣🤣

@blumpet6250

4 жыл бұрын

No, try 1:04 you didn't get the laugh

@LynnAgain83

4 жыл бұрын

Right!? 🥰

@jvxday

4 жыл бұрын

IT WAS SO CUTE

for once karen doesn’t have to speak to the manager, *because she is the manager*

@TF2CrunchyFrog

4 жыл бұрын

The Karens have evolved!

@ashlynx17

4 жыл бұрын

CrunchyFrog she’s leveling up

i love you so much kevin, that might sound weird cause you know nothing about me but i have been watching you for what feels like forever now and i just really appreciate the work you put into your videos and just the way you act in general. you never cease to make me happier even if im crying 🤗

I had this game on my Steam wishlist because I was curious and took it off the other day just cause, and now that you posted this im 100% getting this game LMFAO

Let's go to the club with that guy. Let's see his "tongue abilities" at the club. Loved the video.

Day 3 of telling Kevin that he's so cool and handsome with a bad boy feel to him

I literally come home from a long boring day at work... Get in bed and watch your videos for a laugh.. Always cheer me up

Yess, Kevin! Saw this video on social media and wanted to see gameplay! Hope you continue with it!

"Upgrades" that just complicate the process lol

*eyes pop out* Doctor: need more eye contact

This is hillarious! Look forward to more.

Don't know if you'll see this but before I go to sleep I watch your vids, have problems sleeping.but... Your moral chaos seems to calm me 😂😂

8:29 when my crush takes his shirt off for PE

Day 178 of telling Kevin that he is the best KZreadr on this platform and we all love him Day 118 of telling Kevin to sing Sweet Home Alabama Day 39 of telling Kevin to sing Timber

Your videos really get increasingly better

Its good to see that over the years your videos havent changed 😂

Kevin be like: SPEAKING SIMULATOR BUT GNIKAEPS ROTALUMIS KEVO

Eyebrow: starts convulsing and sparking Human: are you flirting with me Kevin:.......YES, maybe Then an eye pops out

I want to see more of this game. It's so weird and hilarious and I think that Kevin's a perfect match for it.

PLEASE do more this was amazing

Day 19 of restarting my request to Kevin to play sly2 on the ps2.

@stevejohnson6593

4 жыл бұрын

restarting a quest takes willpower. I sipport that

Day 290 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

This is one of the weirdest game concepts I’ve seen, so of course, it’s perfect for Kevin 😂

kevin.. i hope you know things like this make my day. loll

Me: clicks on the video and likes it so other poor feckers get reccomended to him.

Day 273 of asking Kevin to play yandere simulator

@shinozu

4 жыл бұрын

lovely

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Simplystimulating

4 жыл бұрын

Bionicarmy04 YES

@freizakun

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@stevejohnson6593

4 жыл бұрын

is it really? i haven't kept track of the comment section lately 😅

Love your content, Kevin. You’re FECKING brilliant ❤️

Definitely need a part 2!!!!

Day fifty-eight if telling Kevin he’s the greatest KZreadr ever.

I'm trans and 'specify junk' is actually a great way of presenting the character model options and I wish more games did it.

@oilandwine8

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sure he was joking about it xD

Kevin, your videos could be full movie length and I’d still watch them. Don’t worry about how long they are, I enjoy having entertainment for long periods of time, especially from my favorite Kevin! (Sure that McAllister kids got sick trap making skills to mess up any burglars day, but he’s got nothing on you!)

Had a good laugh with this, definitely worth another play 😂

Day 12 of petition for Kevin to start podcasting

Clearly this man needs to seek therapy

PLEASE more of this!!

You definitely needs to play this agian. Love the videos, keep it up.

Learn English the Kevo way: 3. Do 50 feck ups a day. I'm great at fecking up. I feck up at least 100 times a day on average. Do I get extra credit?