Kevin: **sells weed** Also Kevin: I feel like a drug dealer-

@izstrella

3 жыл бұрын

Ahaha, it do be like that some days as a weed dealer

@shaeboi4329

3 жыл бұрын

I’m not gonna lie, I sold weed and felt like a drug dealer to. What the hell.

@budaroddy

3 жыл бұрын

@@shaeboi4329 well it is a drug, just like alcohol or nicotine, Even thou weed could be natural still produces chemical effect or whatever the "drug" description it is

@som1difrnt53

3 жыл бұрын

@@budaroddy dude unless this is a third layer of irony u missed the joke dawg

@omamerc

3 жыл бұрын

@@izstrella I feel ya.

"my shop looks so awful no-one will rob it". What a great business strategy

@giladpellaeon1691

3 жыл бұрын

Also a good way to avoid getting your car stolen, park next to much nicer vehicles.

@user-uy7bn4kt2b

3 жыл бұрын

Also here's another one, dress like a homeless person everytime you go outside

@WhitekidCvsual

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty much all the stores in our town follow that strategy.

@Gooner333333333

3 жыл бұрын

I believe that is the Primark strategy

“Stop trying to drown yourself, you’ve got a shop to run”

@DeathnoteBB

3 жыл бұрын

I love a game that knows what its players are doing

@jasperlevien5968

3 жыл бұрын

If only real life gave such great tips

@rubiitoxic

3 жыл бұрын

Me

@neonbunnies9596

3 жыл бұрын

*Capitialism intensifies *

@BigKicksMix

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, capitalism

Honestly these NPCs should know what they're getting into when they walk into a closet-sized store filled with balloons run by a man holding a stick

Honestly I’m terrified of what happened in weed shop 1

@aleksandarnikolic3527

3 жыл бұрын

We dont talk about weed shop 1

@LynnAgain83

3 жыл бұрын

@@aleksandarnikolic3527 😅

@xxcallmeniaxx3272

3 жыл бұрын

Ayo what happened???

@trindalas

3 жыл бұрын

There’s a don’t drown yourself message for a reason... I would imagine.

@TheSnekDen

3 жыл бұрын

Whatever happens in weed shop 1 stays in weed shop 1

“i only have $4, there’s no customers” kevin after driving away all the customers with balloons and a stick

I always tried to place Kevin’s speaking patterns but now I finally know what it is. He’s an undercover cop trying to talk to younger kids 😂

@JGrantUK

3 жыл бұрын

He's Irish.

@iryaniedit2317

3 жыл бұрын

why would an undercover cop try to talk to younger kids?

@losientoo

3 жыл бұрын

@@iryaniedit2317 OwO

@Ilivepuppys

3 жыл бұрын

@@iryaniedit2317 To find out where they get their drugs from, have you seen movies with this exact plot in it.

@iryaniedit2317

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ilivepuppys like jump street and them? that stuff is about high schoolers not "younger kids"

Kevin: People won't come into my Store because of all the balloons :( Also Kevin: *beats people with a 500$ wodden stick outside his own shop*

@trindalas

3 жыл бұрын

Well you can’t just spend $500 on a stick and NOT use it...

"I'm not trying to be a gangster, I'm trying to burn myself alive" is oddly relatable

Him saying “hey there friends, how’s it going” will never get old

@mauchas01

3 жыл бұрын

Hello Tonsils

@tizbean

3 жыл бұрын

it releases the serotonin, as the kids say

@tree4318

3 жыл бұрын

@tizbean how and why and who ever said that

@snowmanleblanc6053

3 жыл бұрын

Hello Tonsils, i am friend

@izstrella

3 жыл бұрын

@@tree4318 • The kids said it

Kevin would be the type of person to carry around a neon sign with "BUY DRUGS FROM ME" on it

@akuma2918

3 жыл бұрын

Hey there fellow.....Human! Do u wanna buy some marijuana? Except ur an undercover cop... than i'll definitely don't sell drugs......😬

@neonbunnies9596

3 жыл бұрын

Finally, a description that perfectly matches Kevin's personality

@LynnAgain83

3 жыл бұрын

Yes 🤣🤣

@Ilivepuppys

3 жыл бұрын

The the cop comes up to Kevin and he shows them some Panadol and acts confused to why the cop came up to him.

@invisibleninja7873

3 жыл бұрын

There’s a weed store in my city and they have a sign spinner that wears a suit of weed

Kevin: starts selling weed. Also Kevin: “So where are the balloons”.

Kevin: "I'd have a lot more customers if they weren't so intimidated by the store" I think they just aren't used to have such a hardworking and nice dealer

@akuma2918

3 жыл бұрын

They are to stoned to get in or even get close to the store after 1 visit xD

@Hito_Hito_Fruit_model_UncleSam

3 жыл бұрын

I always have awesome dealers

Kevin: cool I mean Dope Everyone: yeah Kevin is cool with the kids who smoke weed

Other KZreadrs: "if I say a bad word like "shit" my video is gonna be demonitised" Meanwhile Kevin:"Haha I sell weed"

Only Kevin would run a store that sells drugs and end up getting addicted to balloons

It's nice that Kevin, as a previous business owner, is here passing on his wisdom to us all. What a generous lad, a true mentor.

My first thought on seeing the balloons was Pennywise saying "We all smoke down here, you'll smoke too."

@LynnAgain83

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh 😂🤣😭

Kevin dealing weed, that's just what the world needs in this trying time.

@destroyer12gaming76

3 жыл бұрын

If Kevin comes to Australia and starts selling weed I'll buy from him

You know it's bad when even NPCs in weed video games wear masks.

@FrenchFries2

3 жыл бұрын

Nah it's good weed, that's why.

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

Honest question, but if anyone has smoked weed before, what's it like?

@joetokyo1158

3 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON you become slow

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

@@joetokyo1158 like, you move slow, does it feel like time slows down?

@FrenchFries2

3 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON yes and depending on the weed your first time will either be your worst or best, so you'll either get really shitty weed that leaves a taste on your tongue, or you'll get a super mellow high, its why when good weed exists and someone has grown it they are most likely wearing masks to stop from getting high, yes you can get high from weed even if you don't smoke it, depending on the weed.

This video has taught us that we should never give Kevin a stick

After destroying the world, making a cult and ruining people's lives, Kevin decides to be a Chad and deal weed... And he still ruins it. Never change my dude.

Kevin looks like the type of dealer to call it “lightning lettuce” or “jazz cabbage”

@theeloise

3 жыл бұрын

Marriage iguana

“What’s so funny?” “Just a guy talking about balloons and a stick, you wouldn’t get it”

Me in the future: My grandchildren: “ Grandpa, who is Call Me Kevin”. Me: “That is the great man who got me through quarantine”. I think that last line is read best in a western accent.

@izstrella

3 жыл бұрын

Ahaha, it really is

@DeathnoteBB

3 жыл бұрын

Which one? American Mid-west? American West Coast? Europe? Or Spaghetti Western?

@shaeboi4329

3 жыл бұрын

@@DeathnoteBB Personally I would say spaghetti western.

Kevin’s list of addictions: Among Us GTA Chaos Hurting himself with his headphones Balloons

@trindalas

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot idle breakout

When Kevin sells weed: “do you want cocaine with that?”

Love how in the podcast with Dan, they talk about words they can and can’t say in the first 15 seconds of a video so the Video can be recommended to viewers. The first few seconds words said are ‘weed shop’. 😂

Thanks for being a bright spot in some gray days, Kevin. Hope you're doing well.

One can never get tired of hearing Kevin saying hey there friend's my name is Kevin everyday it's like a drug for us

So this is what happens after KZread for Kevin, he deals out weed in Ireland

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

@butter trinity kind of.

Don't worry Kevin I'll be your regular, there's just something about a store with promotional weed balloons on the inside.

We came for good Christian content and Kevin delivered the devil's lettuce

The sound of a customer going in the shop is exactly the same as my actual doorbell so I was constant on guard in this video

"I'm not trying to be a gangster, I'm trying to burn myself alive" is the perfect quote to explain this video, actually, explain Kevin's channel itself...

Customers: _wait 7 hours in line_ Kevin: Okay I have more product! Customers: Well now I don’t want it

“Will you leave?! You’ve been outside my store for like a full day and night cycle! Like either come in or I’ll call the cops. And by call the cops I mean I’m gonna get my stick and I’m gonna beat you with it! OH you’re actually coming in.. yay violence!” - Kevin 2021

10:56 "You bought F**k! It's grape!" This game is so lame, I love it. It's like a kid trying to look cool in front of his friends.

When you think about it a weed plant looks just like a clover so this fits the Irish memo that Kevin has.

day 420 of hoping kevin would open a weed shop

Legend Has It Kevin Is Still Clicking To Finish Drinking Them Sodas

you’re getting me through all this bs in the world rn

@slippinjimmy3217

3 жыл бұрын

No one cares

@mothsarecool432

3 жыл бұрын

@@slippinjimmy3217 Don't be like that, cmon :/

@slippinjimmy3217

3 жыл бұрын

@@mothsarecool432 she act like she the only one

@tanyagholami4373

3 жыл бұрын

@@slippinjimmy3217 you don’t know what they’re going through rn, don’t be mean :(

Love how Kevin managed to break another game, without anyone's help

Day 301 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game

@AMP778

3 жыл бұрын

Omg that would be awesome 😂

@bob_6781

3 жыл бұрын

The... W H A T

@skylol4528

3 жыл бұрын

@@bob_6781 lmaoo

@bob_6781

3 жыл бұрын

Yeh but W H Y is that a game

@christinchuang870

3 жыл бұрын

good work, keep it up

8:37 I thought you said "autistic" before realizing you actually said "artistic," and it made me realize that I've watched hundreds of your videos and- despite all your chaos and trolling- this channel has always been a safe place for marginalized communities. Thank you so much

@sidhackney8831

2 жыл бұрын

The only people Kevin marginalizes are those who like soup

Face reveal at 3 million?

@gilbertbeilschmidt4129

3 жыл бұрын

😳

@Smurf1223

3 жыл бұрын

He haa

@bob_6781

3 жыл бұрын

??? Turg is pleased with sacrifice

"Speak clearly into my chest" I lost it there :D

"why don't I just sell the free samples, why do they have to be free?" 😂

I see Kevin’s previous retail experience is finally coming in to play 😂

Don’t worry guys in Canada weed is legal so if we pretend this game takes place in Canada Kevin won’t be a convict

@icephoenix174

3 жыл бұрын

Also oregon. It makes me laugh when people say he's a drug dealer for selling weed and it's not really the same thing here :p everyone has weed. It'd be like calling your pharmacist a drug dealer.

Imagine having an invisible fence boundary like that in real life. “Sorry, I can’t go any further. The collar will shock me”

“i’m not trying to be a gangster im tryna burn myself alive” mood 😭😭

Day 36 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

Hey there, how are you

@mariusoliversturesgaard4412

3 жыл бұрын

Mad lad

@Canada_Official

3 жыл бұрын

hey there freind how are you?

@team_ribs

3 жыл бұрын

Turg good Turg smart

@ZombieSazza

3 жыл бұрын

TURG TURG TURG

My expectacions for this vid are high and i think is going to be so dope

"Stop leveling up, I just want to water my plants 😔"

Creepy guy at the back of the arcade "so what are you buying?"

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

*oh no*

Day 83 of asking Kevin to play Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue

@rebeccajoy6940

3 жыл бұрын

Please, Kevin...it's not the game the community deserves...but the one it needs.

@Smurf1223

3 жыл бұрын

Liar

@shaeboi4329

3 жыл бұрын

You got this

@Smurf1223

3 жыл бұрын

@@shaeboi4329 yes let's shut himd ow

@shaeboi4329

3 жыл бұрын

@@Smurf1223 huh

never once in my life had i said no to weed until now thanks a lot kevin

Kevin, thank you for getting me through the last year. We don't seem to put a lot of thanks into our comfort constants that we rely on to take us away from the shit, but you're definitely one of them. Cheers man

The slot machine sodas….😂😂 hilarious I laughed way too hard at that part. Kevin is definitely a special breed of funny!

So Weed Shop 1 and 2 implies that there is going to be a third game and make this a trilogy?

Day 667 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000

@lilgooseyvert

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure youd be the only one who'd want to watch that game

@iingardinhio6173

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit it’s actually 667 days

@TyeDyeLollipop16

3 жыл бұрын

Look man, I loved that game as a kid It's not playable in 2021 nor is it entertainment

@ioankibble9885

3 жыл бұрын

@@lilgooseyvert what

@lilgooseyvert

3 жыл бұрын

@@ioankibble9885 i said no one else but him would watch kevin play that game since it's a really old game and kein's audience wouldn't enjoy it

Kevin: "I don't want the balloons" Also Kevin: **places every balloon**

*"Is that drug lingo?"* Almost, it's *Pokémon Go.*

Reminds me of the clip from one of his videos where he says Yes Yes Do Drugs

Kevin is so amazing! I love him so much! 😭😭😭😭 You've made my pandemic better by a million!

No matter what, the little cuts at the "my name is Kevin" always gives me a smile.

You walk into a pot shop and get in line behind 4 other people, After 3min of nobody moving you realize there isn't anyone behind the counter; "Hey, is there anybody working here?" You ask. "Oh yeah, that's what I was doing" says the third guy in line as he steps out and starts serving customers again...

Weed shop 2 a cinematic masterpiece

wow kevin i know covid has everyone short on money but i would’ve never guessed you resorting to being a drug dealer....😐 but like how much for a g?

“Hey! I’ve just opened a weed shop!” ~Kevin being subtle

imagine this as a story someone is telling "So I run this weed shop, but people think it's a ballon shop because I spent so much money on balloons that no one can come in the store. but then, when someone can come in and I get money, now I spend it all on a pop-can vending machine until I have a hundred cans. Then I just start chugging all of it at once..."

The question is.. *Why does Kevin like playing games about crime and drugs so much*

What the ever-loving hell. XD I mean, fair play, there's some genuinely funny bits (like "stop trying to drown yourself, you've got a shop to run!"), but that -- that's just weird. Makes you wonder what the first one looked like. . .

"We don't need that kind of enthusiasm" Appearently, you didn't sell weed.

Day 104 of asking kevin to restore the tomadachi life save

@ShadowTankV1

3 жыл бұрын

thats a bot idiot

@THWhite-ip3uq

3 жыл бұрын

@@ShadowTankV1it takes one to know one.

@abcdefgheat1888

3 жыл бұрын

@@ShadowTankV1 I'm not a bot lol

@redmist6630

3 жыл бұрын

one day

@maplereyes8843

3 жыл бұрын

@@abcdefgheat1888 Sounds like something a BOT would say...

I’d disagree, I just stopped by the other day and you were an absolute delight!

@onebilliontacos3405

3 жыл бұрын

That being said, you just gave me a balloon and some cans of soda.

Kevin: StoP GiviNG mE baLLoOnS Also Kevin 2 mins later: WhY caN'T I geT mOrE baLLoonS

lol Kevin and terrible simulator games go together like Jim Pickens and Basements.

Ah he’s finally learning his type of viewers

Day thirty 5 (I think) of telling Kevin “I love and understand this content” And also asking for a twitch emote of Jesus doing yoga

@andrinakelly8702

3 жыл бұрын

oh my god YES that'd be amazing haha

@akuma2918

3 жыл бұрын

Yoga Jesus is all we need! Him and our dear leader Jim of course

when kevin drinks all those soda's in the end, it gives me the same energy as when he played that streamer game and ordered all those whole pigs at the end and then they came and blocked him inside his house and the video ends with him yelling about his "piggies"

I'm already laughing out loud at the title

Kevin will you ever play with dawn and Sherrie again!!

I'll have 5 kilograms of basil

I REALLY enjoy your content! Hope you are happy, you deserve the best in your life 😁

Kevin is the funniest youtuber I’ve watched in while😂😂

12 seconds ago. The earliest I've ever been 😮

@gilbertbeilschmidt4129

3 жыл бұрын

Congrats!

@nameiszombie7854

3 жыл бұрын

@@gilbertbeilschmidt4129 thanks!

Day 94 of asking Kevin to play SpongeBob SquarePants: Creature from the Krusty Krab

@FrenchFries2

3 жыл бұрын

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea again?

@somerandomknucklesinatank1491

3 жыл бұрын

@@FrenchFries2 Who lives in a crackhouse and drops ecstasy?

@FrenchFries2

3 жыл бұрын

@@somerandomknucklesinatank1491 it's funny you should say this actually, but I always wanted a super serious Spongebob Squarepants episode or movie where Spongebob is doing drugs so that's the reason he is yellow, and it would be an interspective character study about him except it takes place in Bikini Bottom but just with a different animation style.

@somerandomknucklesinatank1491

3 жыл бұрын

@@FrenchFries2 Kevin did a video on a game with a concept similar to this. You probably saw it.

@FrenchFries2

3 жыл бұрын

@@somerandomknucklesinatank1491 he did? Can you link it? Even if he did this I'd personally still like a proper Spongebob Squarepants episode or movie based on the concept I said, I think it would be funny.

I love your videos. ”Wait, am I smoking my own supply?” -Call me Kevin 2021

day 1 of telling kevin i love him

I know this may come out as cringe or weird to some of you but last night I was playing Among Us with someone that was clearly a fan of Kevin called “JimPickens” I didn’t ask for socials but I’m hoping to find them here. My name was Father B and we were playing on airship. If you’re out there Father Bimpson blesses ya

that cat found poster was in halo anniversary on the first level on a bulletin board. awesome reference

"I'm not trying to be a gangster, I'm trying to burn myself alive" - Kevin 2021

Report bots

@totalgr3e262

3 жыл бұрын

Yes i am searching the first comments for bots

@THWhite-ip3uq

3 жыл бұрын

@@totalgr3e262 I found two, STILL and a smut bot

@totalgr3e262

3 жыл бұрын

@@THWhite-ip3uq i think we found the same bot

@THWhite-ip3uq

3 жыл бұрын

@@totalgr3e262 we have

Day 8 of asking Kevo to play Mat Dickie games.

@Oytruestoryofjim

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Jim, that’s my dynamite. Give it back or I’ll show you what it’s for.

@Nah-NoNeed_

3 жыл бұрын

You do realise he already has right? If he was going to do a full series on them, I’m sure he already would have. I hope you find the video he did of him playing both games!

@somerandomknucklesinatank1491

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nah-NoNeed_ I want him to play the newer 2D mobile games. They're a mix of frustrating and funny. He would probably have a blast playing them and it'll make a fantastic video.

@Nah-NoNeed_

3 жыл бұрын

@@somerandomknucklesinatank1491 I played the Hard Time one a while back, I thought the mobile games came first? There is that added stupidity to the games. Being very easy to climb the fence and rejoin society being one of them 😂

The best part of my day is hearing Kevin go ‘I think I’ve broken the game’ :)

“I’m just a grown man who loves his balloons.” Kevin 2021

five minutes and someone already disliked it?! is it the mary joanna?

Day 6 of asking Kevin to play ice age: scrats nutty adventure