This is Kevin's way of secretly telling us he hates streaming in real life.

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I can't blame him. Also, congrats on the heart.

@JuicyBagel44

4 жыл бұрын

Matthew Weston Well what choice does he have? Jim Pickens has been holding Kevin hostage for nearly 4 years already

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

The heart is Kevin very _discreetly_ agreeing

@LisaD478

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I would hate that, too... just like talking to people in real life, it feels so weird

@DCGMatthew1

4 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON I feel special now.

"I think I just spawned in as one of my prisoner sims in my basement" Your real basement or in the sims? Just to check here.

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

Congrats on the heart

@BoredMurphy

4 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON Thanks!

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

Good question. You don’t want to know the answer.

@BoredMurphy

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackbudi I kinda wanna know though

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@BoredMurphy you're welcome

let's be real the only thing Kevin would stream is him murdering sims.

@themightysalamence9870

4 жыл бұрын

Correction, children.

@sigling7140

4 жыл бұрын

Yes that is right

@pablo2495

4 жыл бұрын

And Twitch Sings

@sehzzy

4 жыл бұрын

... and I would watch that

@waaromniet3468

4 жыл бұрын

but then minus the sims part

RT: Streams daily on Twitch Kevin: Lol stream gaem

@gabrielpineirogarcia2078

4 жыл бұрын

What a nerd

@juanDeportas

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao Kevin streams now

@beeboi4873

3 жыл бұрын

Ha ha gaem go stream

@UtopssAKAPJ

3 жыл бұрын

Bet RT doesn't have a crutch cam 🤣

@UtopssAKAPJ

3 жыл бұрын

@Blinkingbat no, I was just making a joke

I seriously appreciate the fact that you're one of the few creators I follow that put out so much content. Since I'm out of a job and essentially not allowed to leave my house it's been difficult to stay positive, but your self deprecating, violent, and overall deviant humor bring be joy somehow and you've quickly become one of my favorite youtubers to watch. Keep doing what you're doing Kevin

@Wavezzzz601

4 жыл бұрын

I'm in the same boat as you on that, I'm in the hospitality industry which is even shittier now with the virus, and to top it off we've just been put on a police enforced lockdown, shit hand we've all been dealt but important to stay positive during this time, stay safe.

@thatginger6839

4 жыл бұрын

@@Wavezzzz601 yea I'm also in hospo and just got officially screwed yesterday 😅 ironically, Kevin is one of my only tethers to sanity

@michael5637

4 жыл бұрын

Hope everything works out for you all. Please try and stay positive. At least we have Kevin to make us smile!

@leahbobeaa

4 жыл бұрын

@@Wavezzzz601 Same here. I kind of take solace in the fact that once this is all over, we'll come back better and stronger than before - people will need hospitality and good times more so than before. It's comforting to know that we're all in this together, no matter what industry you work in, but I have a lot of extra love for my hospitality fam right now. We'll all get through this.

@goldensloth7

4 жыл бұрын

SAME

A KZread gaming celebrity who used to own a computer store : "I forgot the processor!"

@CodOfAges

4 жыл бұрын

CeX is a games store, not a computer store.

@Nightcore101

4 жыл бұрын

Cod Of Ages idk about ur cex, but generally they sell a lot of PC parts and hardware

@MrMogi-zg2ud

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nightcore101 watch Kevin's draw my life video and you'll understand

@esla1885

4 жыл бұрын

A porn bot stole your comment bro

@trla6505

4 жыл бұрын

Never said he was good at it

Streaming poll: Kevin, what streaming platform do you use? Kevin: Yes

@ILikeToLaughAtYou

4 жыл бұрын

AntiCxrruptionPolicy I feel like he’d show us his desk as his platform.

Whoa, now Kevin can finally fulfill his nightmares of becoming RT

@bigbootyenjoyer

4 жыл бұрын

RT is close in taking over Kevin... Not good

@LisaD478

4 жыл бұрын

​@@bigbootyenjoyer I would feel bad for him if he ever reads it, it feels like shit to be constantly compared to others. Just watch his videos and be happy that he works his ass off for you. This doesn't have to be a competition

@livingcheese2910

4 жыл бұрын

@@LisaD478 They constantly make fun of eachother. I am pretty sure he doesn't feel bad after reading that. lol For real, I am sure that I talk for many people here if I say that I love both of their different contents individually. And both of them know the difference between jokes and actually comparing them against eachother. They literally had a little "war" about that stuff for the sake of making jokes.

@LisaD478

4 жыл бұрын

@@livingcheese2910 Hm, you're probably right, dunno

@MDG-mykys

4 жыл бұрын

@@LisaD478 that might have been a joke

“My channel name could be “uwu” “ *puts owo*

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

He’s an UwU in the streets and an OwO in the sheets

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

^ Cursed comments

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

@The REAL person! I literally stole that joke from another KZreadr but yes

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackbudi it's not stealing if it wasn't owned in the first place.

@kodakkushi

4 жыл бұрын

It looks like you guys are getting a bit parched why don’t we defuse this with a good cold glass of Corona #notsponsored

Call me kevin, the multi-talented singer and streamer has already suprised us with multiple movies and his beautifull vocal cords

@chundouble9

4 жыл бұрын

WE NEED A NEW KILL JOY MOVIE

@insertnamehere1838

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget that he’s a youtuber with 2.28 million subscribers.

@gabrielpineirogarcia2078

4 жыл бұрын

Dont forget hes the 2.7 MILLION SUBSCRIBER KZreadR AND WE LOVE HIS CONTENT AND WATCH IT ALL THE TIME

@still_your_zelda

2 жыл бұрын

ah yes the makings of a Best GIrl

Kevin: tries to sleep for days without eating. Kevin: dies. Kevin: well that was unexpected!

"You point ONE camera at your crotch for TWO streams and you're banned. It's SO unforgiving" (O'Reilly, 2020)

"Show cleavage" Kevin: I'm a man Ah yes my favorite youtuber ever😂

@goldensloth7

4 жыл бұрын

butts have cleavage, Kevin

Haha I love the subtle jab at himself when choosing his username. I still remember the good old zXNoRegretzzXz days...

I like how at 0:37 Kevin finally sees how his sims are treated yet refuses to change his ways. We have true leaders in Kevin and Jim Pickens.

Kevin's description: Becoming a streamer was a terrible idea, I'll stick to KZread. KZread: (Demonetizes entire channel) Welp...

@treblinka9530

4 жыл бұрын

Just Some Guy without a Mustache bro you misspelt help

@rapunzel9849

4 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku WARNING! I ALSO USE MY ALT KING AUTISM TV, BECAUSE ME INBRED! MY GIRLFRIENDS WANT ME DEAD TO!

@Stella.22g

4 жыл бұрын

wait what no

@Stella.22g

4 жыл бұрын

nevermind, I just remembered I had adblock on, damn

@OfficalHoDawg

4 жыл бұрын

Treblinka he didn’t.

i just think it's hilarious that he posted this only to start streaming regularly a week later

@juanDeportas

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

*cries about problems on screen* Viewers: I see through you it's a scam *Literally dies from said problems* Viewers: oh snap

A youtuber who streams occasionally playing a streamer simulator Me: yeah I’ll check it out

"broadcast quality - %48.7 (health problems.)" ohhh lord. it's the health problem of panic buying computer parts because you don't know which is the right part that matches your pc

@sapphireblue4031

4 жыл бұрын

Panic buying toilet paper is out. Panic buy computer parts instead!

@olxvies

4 жыл бұрын

@@sapphireblue4031 exactly! you catch my drift

BTW that shopping site at 2:19 means "fake forest", while the real one is "forest". It made me exhale air at accelerated speed from my nostrils.

Kevin: types in OwO Also Kevin: says UwU instead

@Bloody_Corpses

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't know there was a difference

@LogOff_11

4 жыл бұрын

@@Bloody_Corpses Ah, you have yet to learn the ways of the community

_"That was unexpected. I really didn't expect to go into this and end up dying."_ Actually, based on the typical content on this channel, everyone was expecting that.

0:10 "That's ex-stream-ely rude"

I'm still fascinated by how many people know about ninja yet I only know what one picture of his face looks like. It'e like the entire world is on a different page than me on this.

@terra_the_nightingale135

4 жыл бұрын

Xander Lander I knew that he had blue hair and played Fortnite and that was it. I had no idea he was a rage gamer or a toxic minded dude. Figured that out on a Markiplier playthrough when they were making of what Ninja said and now Kevin’s video basically calling Ninja out

@Mario583a

4 жыл бұрын

I only know of Ninja through Osmosis.

@sheridannagley7257

4 жыл бұрын

@@terra_the_nightingale135 He always seemed like kind of an asshole to me.

@terra_the_nightingale135

4 жыл бұрын

Sheridan Nagley I never saw what the guy acted like so I never knew

0:10 "ex-stream-ly rude." ok i'll see myself out

@clayhasllamas

4 жыл бұрын

Wow. thank you for explaining the joke

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

Oh god why

Oh no, he’s becoming self aware

Day 335 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

Happy birthday Nikkiesona

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

And thus, we have officially entered the final 30 days!

@brainkiller7503

4 жыл бұрын

Day one of wishing Nikkiesona happy birthday happy birthday Nikkiesona *coughs on Nikkiesona*

@nikkiesona

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackbudi Happy birthday JackBudi

@nikkiesona

4 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON We're in the endgame, oh boy.

In all seriousness, as hilarious as this was, I hope Kevin streams more often.

@aymanhood999

3 жыл бұрын

You got your wish

I just realized that I have been watching kevin for 3 years now I guess I'm a stalker now....

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

No we’re a cult

@javaleebaby4168

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yess and what I perfect cult we are

@LisaD478

4 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I feel really weird that I watch someone every evening.. even though I've been doing it just for ~2 weeks regularly. (because quarantine) I would creep out if someone commented on my videos as often as me. Hope he doesn't secretly despises me for doing so

@djfebrezee

4 жыл бұрын

I've been watching for nearly two years now, almost every day. The cult grows!

@javaleebaby4168

4 жыл бұрын

THE CULT GROWS!!! OUR DEAR LEADER MUST BE SO PROUD!

Kevin your one of my top 3 youtubers. You're so funny and never fail to make me smile. I suffer from really bad depression and your videos help a lot. Even though I'm super sad, you always give me something to look forward to. Sometimes your videos are the best part of my day. I just wanted to say thank you and to tell you you're amazing Kevin

Just so you know, you're hilarious and I love your sense of humour. Everybody loves you. Now I understand why your brothers hate you and the first one Godzilla choose and kill. Apparently, he love you, too

i like how all the character models you can choose from are in the same position as kevin always is

6:26 HAGRID :0 IS THAT YOU

"Show cleavage" Oh, so this is basically Twitch simulator?

@MDG-mykys

4 жыл бұрын

Well... yes

@nsjs17

4 жыл бұрын

It was always a twitch sim. The website ingame is literally called “switch”.

i like how he said at the beginign 'thats exSTREAMly rude' he can make jokes even without realizing it.Props to this manly beast

"That's ex *stream* ly rude."

"I can't put it in...!" OwO

Being not allowed to do much because of corona, a big highlight of the day is getting the notification that Kevin uploaded a new video. Thank you :)

@LisaD478

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like I'm commenting so often the last 2 weeks because I want to suppress the thought of what is going on outside..

@vanessa5906

4 жыл бұрын

@@LisaD478 I fully understand what you mean, it is scary, and it forces you to think alot, well that's the case for me at least...

@LisaD478

4 жыл бұрын

To be honest.. I have asthma, it's not bad every year, but it was really bad last year. I got a really bad flu last april. Don't know what Corona could do to my lungs.

@vanessa5906

4 жыл бұрын

@@LisaD478 but thank our leader Pickens we have Kevin 💪🏻

@vanessa5906

4 жыл бұрын

@@LisaD478 oh that's not nice, please look out for yourself and stay save ♥️

Does anyone else wait to see what he zooms on at the beginning?

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

Why are you _waiting_ to see it it’s in the first 3 seconds

@applefanboy5706

4 жыл бұрын

Before he posts

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

@Apple FACTSANADO I should’ve waited before questioning, fair point.

glad to admit i'm a simp for CallMeKevin

Did anyone else see the hagrid when I’m he exhaled at 6:25😂😂!OHHH Kevin

@dylanrandalls4464

4 жыл бұрын

James Tran where

@jamestran376

4 жыл бұрын

Dylan Randalls you need to pause the video at the moment Kevin’s face shrinks into darkness.Thats where hagrid is hidden

"Why don't I just stream? well that's exSTREAMly rude" -kevin 2020

If you wanna really see this game get broken, watch Let’s Game It Out. Josh mighta has an earlier version, but he completely broke the game.

@brieoshiro

4 жыл бұрын

His video was hilarious and of course he went totally off the rails!

@angrybidoof847

4 жыл бұрын

I want a crossover. The chaotic energy of these two would be a sight to see. Also Grace would get along great with Jim pickens. And kenau

istg my room looks exactly like this one. but more bodi- I mean what

@leahbobeaa

4 жыл бұрын

LOL this is great 🤣

This is exactly what it was like to build my first pc. So many failures, so many returns, so many different kinds of incompatibilities

“I think I just spawned in as one of the sims in my basement” 😂😂😂😂😂

Ex-stream-ly rude, huh?

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

That pun made me so mad, I'm Twitching.

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t think I can _live_ with these puns It doesn’t work because there’s two ways to pronounce live

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackbudi maybe people can figure it out if they chat about it

@rekius328

4 жыл бұрын

more like Ex-Streamly Nude

KEVIN TYPED "OwO" BUT SAID UwU. NO KEVIN. BAD. UwU IS UwU AND OwO IS OwO.

@Mor1moo

3 жыл бұрын

@@acee7546 N o

6:26 the face of god staring back at you

the surprise hagred at 6:25 tripped me out

This instantly made me think of welcome to the game 2, and I want kevin to play it so badly now. It would be hilarious.

I paused the video when Kevin sighed and noticed the slight shape of Hagrids glorious face. He is always watching.

And then in the future, actually a streamer kevin, like: Past Kevin is such an idiot

The apartment from the start looks like the one from those old SNL parodies of Mr. Rogers, “Mr. Robertson”

this quarantine got me watching so much callmekevin im turning irish

anyone notice anything strange at 6:26

I'm looking to build a pc this summer, so it's good that I learned from Kevin to just buy one of everything and hope it works.

After a day of watching Dr Sapolsly explaining human behavior watching Kevin is just what is needed

Kevin, I hope you don’t leave KZread for a long time. Your existence brightens up my days. Just thought you should know.

Kevin: UwU The keyboard: OwO

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

OvO Am bird

I wake up at 5 in the morning and I see Kevin becoming a streamer and then I see strip battle Royale.

*Dies of health problems* Kevin: "At least I don't have to pay off that bank loan now"

In the beginning you have a 30hz CRT monitor but then it is a lcd screen anyway. Also standard CRTs were 60-85hz, i think i have never heard of a 30hz computer monitor myself.

This inspired me to become a streamer. Thanks, Kevin.

it’s bothering me so much that kevin’s saying uwu when pronouncing owo that’s not how it works owo is pronounced like the letter o i’m so upset

Thank you for keeping me entertained when my girlfriend sleeps on FaceTime. She lives in America and I’m in the UK and there’s a 7 hour time difference. I watch you until she wakes up.

I didn't think it was possible to be so bad at a game like this, but once again, Kevin never disappoints.

Kevin looks like he lives in a fancy storage locker.

@johnbacon4997

4 жыл бұрын

Omg Turbid from FunHaus GTA

When I saw the title I actually thought Kevin was gonna start streaming.

I love how he just added ninja yelling at the kid at the end before outro

"Thats extremely rude!" *extremely* *exSTREAMly*

3:22 everyone before quarantine

kevin should just stream himself reacting to RT's streams and just make fun of him the whole time

The idea that when people leave the stream and he becomes desperate. He pulls down his pants and immediately gets banned makes me laugh

"Move your own house -I don't think I'm that strong"

Kevin: OwO *The Click would like to know your location*

Keven:*sees owo* Kevin: uwu

I was really excited when I woke up to see call me Kevin has released a new video notification

As soon as Kevin starts streaming he immediately goes into debt and starts taking loans from the bank 😂😂

Little did he know that in the folowing months he will streem 4-5 times a week

KZread: "Uploaded 33 seconds ago" Me: *I a m s p e e d*

Government: do your job at home. Kevin: Oh no what will I do

Kevin: doesn't eat for days Character: dies Kevin: surprised pikachu

i love you :} hi kevin sorry im not commenting every upload ive been d3pressed but i still support you good day

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

Hope you feel better man

@jayessemar

4 жыл бұрын

The REAL person! me too dude i cant worship the dear leader like this

@dustyghost3302

4 жыл бұрын

Indubitably.

Day 11. Today Kevin hasn't played Terminator Resistance. I have been doing work (forced to) and I had a bit of hope. But no. Please Kevin only 1 video (at least) of that game will save me. Petition to get Kevin the money to play Terminator Resistance

@talie3578

4 жыл бұрын

Signed

@Bopperann

4 жыл бұрын

That sounds just as amazing as him playing _Way of the Samurai 4._ I NEED to see Jim Pickens "bedcrawl." (All comments help the original comment float toward the top, I think?)

You can place a box to pop yourself outside of the house, you can watch a youtuber named lets game it out’s video on this, it’s amazing!

The "going to an event" noise really scared me because I'm eating popcorn which makes a similar sound and I thought Kevin heard me when he said oh god what was that :(

@vvampyra

4 жыл бұрын

Yes I'm eating a family sized serving of popcorn alone on the floor of my bedroom, sod off

shit I'm early, hey Kevin, thanks for the funny vids in this stressful time!

Streamers, in general, are terrible. "Guys, give me more money than what it would cost you to buy the game yourself and play it. Also, ban anyone who kills me; this'll help the game grow."

@Ampog-he9gr

4 жыл бұрын

What streamers are you watching

@djfebrezee

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, not all streamers are bad. Take Daniel (RTGame) and Bryan (Dechartgames) for example. They're both pretty chill and appreciative of subs. I don't know who you're watching, but they sound toxic as hell.

Is no one going to mention the fact that he put ninja at the end. I was lmfao 😂

I appreciate you Kevin, you make me smile.

Wassup

@yellowbat79

4 жыл бұрын

Hey man how's it goin?

@applefanboy5706

4 жыл бұрын

yellow bat cabin fever I guess

@soup_time-11movedchannelsc70

4 жыл бұрын

My stomach hurt and my bladder burns when I urinate

@yellowbat79

4 жыл бұрын

@@applefanboy5706 play some games or binge callmekevin to ease the self isolation pain. It helps alot

Kevin: says "uwu" Kevin: types "owo" "owo" is pronounced "oh-woe" "uwu" is pronounced "oo-woo"

@doctordoc2351

4 жыл бұрын

No dont tell him cause hes start gonna saying it

Thank Jim you uploaded! I’m so bored stuck at home...

the last part hit me way too close lol

you plebeian, OwO is pronounce "Oh-Woah", and UwU is the one pronounced "Oo-Woo"

But come on, Kevo. Do some streams on Twitch to help us out with this quarantine Shaite, mate. Please consider

@hugovinicius2068

4 жыл бұрын

Is that... Is that PS1 HAGRID?? 😍😍😍 I would sigh too, Kevin.

can't wait for Kevin to start his streaming career

I think Kevin's trying to tell us that he wants to cosplay with his bunny costume from "Hitman but I pull off the worst heist ever"