"accidentally"

@coove1948

3 жыл бұрын

woah

@Schni343

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@Poop-nc1ps

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@paperclip4594

3 жыл бұрын

Sup loser

@vc4001

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Mark: **sees mars** It’s just too beautiful, I can’t destroy it. Mark: **sees his home planet** *time to burn*

@CrazyTrainEnjoyer

2 жыл бұрын

*wonder why.*

@CrazyTrainEnjoyer

2 жыл бұрын

@TIV67 Playz im not reading that sorry

@krewlxveskf

2 жыл бұрын

@TIV67 Playz I'm Atheist sorry friend

@loganxavier

2 жыл бұрын

@TIV67 Playz Don’t force your beliefs on random people, also that’s is completely irrelevant to the comment?

@kingsnom6595

2 жыл бұрын

@TIV67 Playz look i know youre a christian and all but dont try to force your religion on others

"The only thing he ever liked more than himself was space"

@OkayIGuessImKai

3 жыл бұрын

What kind of space

@racoobi

3 жыл бұрын

@@OkayIGuessImKai personal space

@wierdbanana8405

3 жыл бұрын

Truer words have never been spoken

@AtlanticGiantPumpkin

3 жыл бұрын

And probably his dog.

@Crazylom

3 жыл бұрын

"Do you think god-" NOT ANYMORE WITH THIS FELLA-

“That wasn’t so bad” A few seconds later: All life on Persephone ceases to exist.

@ShutUp359

9 ай бұрын

@@MarioPagni-fz2sb excuse me dafuq?

@MarioPagni-fz2sb

9 ай бұрын

@@ShutUp359 i deleted it

@ShutUp359

9 ай бұрын

@@MarioPagni-fz2sb I forgot to screenshot 😑😖😒😫

Mark skipped the Machine World so fast he never even found out it had a shield and a generator for its core.

@lordandsavior6726

9 ай бұрын

It was quite disappointing to behold

@liamconnolly3897

8 ай бұрын

REALLLL

@Zero-xb5gh

5 ай бұрын

the machine world is the most fun to destroy, also if there were robots then it wouldnt count as people

I love the fact that there's an alternate universe where Mark is screaming and crying and ripping up every chair in sight and nobody knows because the video was never uploaded.

@ashayoclemons6508

3 жыл бұрын

Coool BIG BRAIN

@americanboy853

3 жыл бұрын

NICE

@VihangaIndusara

3 жыл бұрын

**nice,**

@evansparkles

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@addi2371

3 жыл бұрын

Omg I'm dead

20:12: Lixian zooming in on 530m dead while Mark says, “Everyone’s still alive.” The sass of this editor even when his avatar isn’t on screen is legendary.

15:57 I love how Mark's eyes just widen in shock and his face morphs from curiosity to confused horror.

He is Markiplier, destroyer of worlds!

@elbenezermirabuena7755

3 жыл бұрын

Justice league reference done well

@khalil362

3 жыл бұрын

Hello

@PatrickStar.901

3 жыл бұрын

Im the 69th like. You're welcome

@thomaswyckoff3099

3 жыл бұрын

Grognak is the destroyer of worlds and always will be

@shaylaschram8692

3 жыл бұрын

Shigiraki would be proud 🙂

- "Dude, wtf was that?" -- "I think it was a giant lazer" - *"Godammit it's that Markiplier guy again!!"*

@michaelscott9787

3 жыл бұрын

--- (gets a gun) *MAAAAAARRRK, WHERE ARE YOUUUUUU?*

@solarthefool

3 жыл бұрын

*Gigantic godiplier in the sky:* "OVER HERE!"

@nonenone151

3 жыл бұрын

nah fam thats greystillplays

@Pedro-uc3sw

3 жыл бұрын

*the sun is a deadly lazer*

@saltycatt101

3 жыл бұрын

Confusion???

I love how, out of everyone he's killing, the only person he's upset about killing is Santa Claus.

Imagine one day you look up to the sky and see a gigant markiplier face surrounded by missiles heading towards you

Mark: “I don’t like to go whole hog immediately.” Also mark: “I didn’t mean to turn the earth into a flesh light.”

@povotaknight2063

3 жыл бұрын

Ruh roh raggy

@codenameskill696

3 жыл бұрын

earth chan

@beasty6881

3 жыл бұрын

@Elijah Vowels i like your pfp

@Avanizer

3 жыл бұрын

aLsO mArK: Well at least I won't be on the naughty list since Santa is dead.. .w.

@pitpat2928

3 жыл бұрын

also mark: 😟there goes africa

Galactus be like "im sorry, i just wanted to turn around your planet to see it, im SORRY, didnt mean to send a shotgun of asteroids again"

@mr.borger2192

3 жыл бұрын

wut

@Ezper-2099

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.borger2192 Same reaction here

@donutkitten1256

3 жыл бұрын

Your art and animations are phenomenal!

@diartgallapeni1421

3 жыл бұрын

@@fantasticdonut988 yeah no shit sherlock

@spacebrain9537

3 жыл бұрын

@@fantasticdonut988 no that's Galactus, not Galactic. Galactic is a word that means in relation to a galaxy

Mark waxing poetic about terraformed Mars was honestly so sweet to watch ;w; it's such genuine love and passion for the subject

"I never want to say something's impossible because, man, if enough people dream it, maybe it is." -Markiplier 10:25 i thought that was beautiful.

@voicesandcharacters2574

2 ай бұрын

me to buddy

Earth: *exists* Mark: : "Time to die" Smaller Earth: *exists* Mark: "My wittle baby"

@ThisisAEDEN

3 жыл бұрын

Wat?

@annyncn

3 жыл бұрын

@Stella Armstrong lmfao

@user-nn7iz7ku5m

3 жыл бұрын

@Stella Armstrong then why your name is "Stella"? Looking Lesbian...

@annyncn

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-nn7iz7ku5m no problem with that babe

@Hi-xk4ii

2 жыл бұрын

@TheMixerGame YEAH we all are

God, millions of years ago: OH THAT'S A METEOR, *I WAS JUST TRYING TO SPIN THE PLANET*

@tripler2833

3 жыл бұрын

And thus is how the moon was created.

@speaknow131

3 жыл бұрын

Why god?

@phantomsinmyhead5067

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@lethimdohisworkforyou1177

3 жыл бұрын

@@speaknow131 Well he created the universe or everything

@amire6036

2 жыл бұрын

@@lethimdohisworkforyou1177 yeah hes right kiiuchiix

I feel like if we were to try and terraform Mars, would it not make sense to attempt to turn a desert into fertile land (maybe by relocating the fauna or doing so in a way that allows said fauna to properly adapt to its new ecosystem) and use studies done from that to further research how to terraform a planet?

Respect to mark for not knowing about the speed up button and sitting through the laser

Alternate title: “Markiplier kills 741m people to draw a smiley face on a planet”

@Serasia

3 жыл бұрын

Wow....was he Bill Cipher this whole time?

@Sirlightning12_

3 жыл бұрын

Duck them.

@Gnome_Tank

3 жыл бұрын

"Accidentally"

@HumanitysStrongest

3 жыл бұрын

a small price to pay for *smiley face*

@mockzu

3 жыл бұрын

@@dont9178 Well i cant since your profile picture has the quality from a youtube video from 2006.

Mark's love for terraformed Mars is wholesome.

@averagedrunkdriver

3 жыл бұрын

It was actually "cute" Not in a simpy way

@g4bri3l.

3 жыл бұрын

@@averagedrunkdriver nah

@williamvanroggen7773

3 жыл бұрын

Half of the vid is him talking about it

@Corviidei

3 жыл бұрын

Get you a man who looks at you like Mark looks at terraformed Mars

@MOB_ALXZ

3 жыл бұрын

True

9:25 this is mark musk

23:19 "Theres nothing we can do... " -Markiplier and Napoleon

Rip Markiplier: Died on Mars after trying to solo terraform it by himself and letting himself get punched by cosmic horror. Not because he's a masochist, just to see what his body can handle

@ther.w.d.channel1501

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is just... 👌 I can't even explain why😂

@SebTsch

3 жыл бұрын

@@ther.w.d.channel1501 It's funny, that's why.

@taxidriver2146

3 жыл бұрын

and right before he died he said "THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND"

Markiplier: *looks at a planet* Angel on his shoulderiplier: “it’s so pretty!” Devil on his shoulderiplier: “wipe them out…all of them”

@HopeHendershot-Moskal

3 жыл бұрын

Angelplier and Devilplier as new egos? I'd allow it.

@AsherUniverse

3 жыл бұрын

@@HopeHendershot-Moskal i like that they're insinuating Mark's shoulders are both seperate egos

@chrisbfriedchicken3823

3 жыл бұрын

Execute order 66

@commanderpinkie7617

3 жыл бұрын

Shoulderiplier stan forever ♾

@bluelfsuma

3 жыл бұрын

What are you talking about, Mark _is_ the shoulder devil.

10:25 wow just the way he said it makes me feel so... reassured ig. Its a weird feeling when he says this line but i kno that whenever i do it gives me some boost in moral and motiv.

Imagine if aliens use planets as canvases like you did, just casually drawing with lasers, "Oh, I messed up, we have to find another one"

It's all fun and games until Mark destroys the real world "accidentally"

@torraaa1220

3 жыл бұрын

ok

@ohellna

3 жыл бұрын

HOW ARE YOU HERE

@EdgarOO7

3 жыл бұрын

Everywhere I go, I see you

@francozy9976

3 жыл бұрын

if Mark destroy the real planet we all die

@johnrusselsclips7257

3 жыл бұрын

Wow this comment isn’t getting that much likes huh, welp case closed he doesn’t use bots

"I didn't mean to turn the earth into a Fleshlight" -Markiplier 2021

@hibikimitsuki7443

2 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@mytheonix6503

2 жыл бұрын

its Earth chan

@robertmiller1109

2 жыл бұрын

@@hibikimitsuki7443 how do you manage the lenny face on a mobile device wise one Because I only know how to do this 👁👄👁

@bransbites6675

2 жыл бұрын

@@robertmiller1109 The ancient, tried and true method of copy and paste, my dear commenter

@robertmiller1109

2 жыл бұрын

@@bransbites6675 thank you wise one

mark: I LOVE SPACE! THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL! also mark: turns the earth into a necklace bead

i love how mark sends 3 moons flying through the earth, and his first thought was that he killed santa.

"Here lies Markiplier. Foolish is the man who flirts with Persephone, for Hades is a jealous god and man shall earn his scorn."

@louissemarguerettenavales1253

3 жыл бұрын

Greek history ref. XD

@ItsLtime

3 жыл бұрын

Persephone and Hades ref.

@glubtier

3 жыл бұрын

I hope he's got money for the ferryman.

Mark: “I’m patient.” Me: “BUT THERE’S A FAST FORWARD BUTTON!!!”

@theodorwllestad9324

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@blakecacini8016

3 жыл бұрын

He's patient

@expertepoxy

3 жыл бұрын

The alien destroying earth: I seriously didn't mean to do that-

@lolllinatorr5245

3 жыл бұрын

666 likes

0:37 This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair.

Samuel Hayden : you can't just shoot a hole into the surface of mars Mark : No

for Mark’s grave on mars: “This not-masochist owned five ovens. Rip.”

@that.cobalt

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@plagegaist47

3 жыл бұрын

"E"

@grayskyee

3 жыл бұрын

@@OhCityGround woman of culture* but yes thank you

@OhCityGround

3 жыл бұрын

@@grayskyee I apologise, it has been corrected

By the time Mark would ever die on Mars, we'd have constructed a floating tomb for him

8:36 is when he adores the mars terraforming

Markiplier after accidentally sending an asteroid to destroy brazil : "Sorry Brazil" Brazil : *insert crying cat with thumbs up meme*

@wsawbi6402

3 жыл бұрын

Now I don't have to worry about being sent to Brazil

@lailablanchette1927

3 жыл бұрын

Cringe

@mode3763

3 жыл бұрын

@@lailablanchette1927 no u

@quentin9676

3 жыл бұрын

@@wsawbi6402 Are you sure about that?

@BoganFromBama

3 жыл бұрын

No more ‘Come to Brazil’ memes

Mark: *passionately talking about space, terraforming, and the future of humanity* Also Mark: *brutally destroying all of Earth in various ways multiple times*

@JudeBellinghamMadrid

2 жыл бұрын

1st reply

@josephedmondson1969

2 жыл бұрын

There's some duality there. Although, to be fair, I love the idea of Terra-forming a planet like Mars.

@simulacrumdei6462

2 жыл бұрын

Well yeah, earth isn't space :V

@mr.gandersson2835

2 жыл бұрын

@@simulacrumdei6462 Well technically i suppose you're kinda right...

@shakespearecanada1755

2 жыл бұрын

Hi spongbob

Hey Markiplier! Since it seems like you want to Terraform Mars so much, A game that might fulfill your need is called Grow Song Of The Evertree. I play it and I think you’ll actually like it, maybe you could play it for a video! You get to create your own mini worlds and grow them and create life on them.

“Some more toys.., to play with” Me imagining him saying “pew pew CABOOM” offscreen to play with earth and kill humans for satisfaction.

It’s comforting to know that all of humanity would “accidentally” die if we were in mark’s hands

@anafu-sankanashi8933

3 жыл бұрын

Let's be honest, it would be destroyed in anyone's hands.

@Avanizer

3 жыл бұрын

@@anafu-sankanashi8933 yuppp

@reap3514

3 жыл бұрын

@@anafu-sankanashi8933 fair

@howaboutno7429

3 жыл бұрын

@@anafu-sankanashi8933 especially gray

@hoodie6230

3 жыл бұрын

@@howaboutno7429 DEFINITELY Gray

"Mom can we get in space with markiplier?" "No, we have in space with markiplier at home." In space with Markiplier at home:

@0_ooo0

Жыл бұрын

Uhh captain what the hell is hap-

@prabean69

Жыл бұрын

@@0_ooo0 What could go wrong with a crew like this? Alot

@SunshineGirl9898

Жыл бұрын

I am just ​@@prabean69

@AbsoluteEgg

Жыл бұрын

Your mom has a utube channnel its called ​@@SunshineGirl9898

@14758

Жыл бұрын

your boomer dad has an 69,420 year old account and it's called @LeEgg • 69,420 yrs ago

*mysterious eternal being literally punches a hole in earth* Mark: Kinda pitiful. Kinda pathetic.

You know what? I love space. Yet I hate it. I both love it and I hate it because of two simple things. One: I love it because it is just so beautiful and cool. Two: (even if it isn't infinite,) I hate it so much because my brain just cannot comprehend infinity and that scares me.

I love how Mark keeps referring to humans like he's not one of them "Humans are resilient, you know, you gotta give 'em that" 😂😂

@SifGreyfang

2 жыл бұрын

I mean duh. Markimoo transcended above us mortals

@tudorcozma4144

2 жыл бұрын

Those humans....

@justachillfridge1075

2 жыл бұрын

He isn't tho

@Jordonater

2 жыл бұрын

He is a Lizard - Memento Mori

@Mynameisnotjoe

2 жыл бұрын

I mean he like space for *a reason…*

"I'm not a sadist, I just wanna see how much people can take." Markiplier.

@Doge-rv3vd

3 жыл бұрын

@@WACKY_DUCK n o

@eadyzrx322

3 жыл бұрын

@@WACKY_DUCK nah

@wozaow

3 жыл бұрын

@@WACKY_DUCK sorta sus that your account was made 44 minutes ago

@ecksdee6700

3 жыл бұрын

@@WACKY_DUCK any askers

half of this video is mark gushing about how beautiful and amazing terraformed mars is, and i'm 100% here for it

don't worry guys! the moon wouldn't crash into the earth, it would simply stretch out the planet and completely deprive one half of it of water and flood the other, causing an apocalyptic event of mass destruction before earth's gravity destroys it so we can have a pretty ring system!

"oh no" - Mark, as he slaughters tens of millions of people in seconds

@IamaUser2

2 жыл бұрын

Not millions... Billions😳

@forcetimer71

2 жыл бұрын

@@IamaUser2 well atleast 1.26 billion

@7amadd.

Жыл бұрын

@@forcetimer71 yeah .

@FoxBit07

Жыл бұрын

“Well Might as-well keep going”

@minatoson5788

Жыл бұрын

6:44.

“I don’t wanna kill anything that doesn’t have a *SOUL* in it!” - Markiplier 2021

@OfficialWRX

3 жыл бұрын

I saw the rapture! Jesus Christ came back for his children and we were brought with him up into heaven! He split the skies and I saw many bright white spirits in Christ riding up with me and were saved! Have you accepted Christ before it’s too late? Please repent of your sins for a chance at eternal life!!!

@AJ-vs3yz

3 жыл бұрын

@@OfficialWRX two words "shut up"

@fudgeboy2165

3 жыл бұрын

@@anticringe1194 yep.

@fudgeboy2165

3 жыл бұрын

@@OfficialWRX I have about a year ago. Thank you! May God be with you! Amen to you bro! 🙏 😊 ❤️

@Sosagng

3 жыл бұрын

@@AJ-vs3yz shut up

I love how Mark starts having a TEDTalk over Terraform Mars half way through the video.

"He was a great man with a great dream, and committed to many of his funny, wonderful, and enjoyable works. There were some of 'those' videos, but that made him even more lovable." That is what should be on Mark's grave... on mars... but in all honesty you are amazing beyond the vocabulary that fits in my head

On Markiplier's grave, on Mars, shall be written "I didn't mean to turn Earth into a fleshlight.."

@ifoundthewifi6505

3 жыл бұрын

*flashlight

@calvinkeithmarcelino2045

3 жыл бұрын

@@ifoundthewifi6505 oh you innocent being

@readyvillains7663

3 жыл бұрын

@@ifoundthewifi6505 you’re wrong

@bennyboy9628

3 жыл бұрын

@@calvinkeithmarcelino2045 lol

@mackattack9650

3 жыл бұрын

am i too innocent if i don’t know what that is

RIP Mark - “He wasn’t a masochist, he just wanted to see if his body could handle space without a suit.”

@natalielukens4525

3 жыл бұрын

this comment. needs more. LIKES!!

@_diabetes6495

3 жыл бұрын

@@natalielukens4525 aww thank you 😊

@that1754

2 жыл бұрын

@@_diabetes6495 sorry to say this but she's fake

@fl0werz922

2 жыл бұрын

@@that1754 no that’s a real person -mike

Mark should really revisit this game. There's been quite a handful of new content that's been added over the last couple years.

There’s an alternate universe where everything mark did in this game actually affected that planet

Markiplier: "Im starting out with baby steps, I dont like to go full hog" GrayStillPlays: "MORE ZEROS"

@ManiacalBlueberry

3 жыл бұрын

"THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS" Also, I was waiting for a GrayStillPlays reference.

@evansparkles

3 жыл бұрын

@@ManiacalBlueberry Same

@RebelAngelForever

3 жыл бұрын

Ah GrayStillPlays is so under appreciated 😭❤️

@evansparkles

3 жыл бұрын

@@RebelAngelForever yes he is

@aimbotxdaniel6573

3 жыл бұрын

Lol when I read you say “baby steps” at the exact same time I here mark say baby steps XD what a coincidence XD

Mark: "Persephone, you ain't lookin' so bad-" Hades: *I'm sorry-?*

@xx__wolfieandflooftastic__4941

3 жыл бұрын

@@WACKY_DUCK not how YT works, noob. XD

@grapearizona5477

3 жыл бұрын

@@xx__wolfieandflooftastic__4941 ewwww imagine using “noob” and “XD” absolutely gross.

@xx__wolfieandflooftastic__4941

3 жыл бұрын

@@grapearizona5477 bye.

@Squishy-Balls

2 ай бұрын

​@@grapearizona5477 womp womp

@YTHandlesSuck

2 ай бұрын

@@xx__wolfieandflooftastic__4941seek help

Mark: no one really cares about Venus No long after: BREAKING NEWS AS POSSIBILITY OF LIFE IS DISCOVERED ON VENUS

as an average player of Solar Smash, the game changed A LOT today.

“I don’t wanna kill anything without a soul” Thank god I’m a ginger

@freeformed1232

3 жыл бұрын

Creative use of that joke, I like it.

@roseguitarist3747

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god XDDDDD

@GuardianTheThird

3 жыл бұрын

Ginger gang rise up

@justtp5981

3 жыл бұрын

I mean at least you won't die right?

@goldenmakerz144

3 жыл бұрын

GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS

Here lies Mark Fischbach. His last words were: "Would a masochist do this?”

@emptytrashben2375

3 жыл бұрын

Top 10 quotes before disaster.

@6thdisaster440

3 жыл бұрын

Graystillplays laughing in the distance

Mark and Persephone is a better love story than Twilight and Titanic combined

13:15 Mark: launches the nuke out of curiosity *Starts releasing energy Mark: thats not so bad *Nuke starts aborbing energy for final explosion Mark: *instant regret. 😂

"Here lies Markiplier, the man who loved space as much as he hated the ocean."

@dont9790

3 жыл бұрын

ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÈ ҎÎḈ₸ŬŘÈ

@Ragehunger

3 жыл бұрын

What I had in mind was "Mark Fischbach - his love for space outshined his fear of the ocean". But it could work either way.

@user-vv6tz5ks5r

3 жыл бұрын

@@dont9790 alright, I won't

@mrhalfsaid1389

3 жыл бұрын

@@dont9790 WeWpSeE pEwPsEe I did read it

@jahanterrells9010

3 жыл бұрын

@@dont9790 ok

The punch of markiplier can annihilate the whole universe 😂

I'm suprised Markiplier hasn't played Surviving Mars with the Terraforming addon. It's a bit slow but it's incredible when you watch the numbers go up and then one day you can just disable the domes and people can live there. It's beautiful.

Mark talking about how much he loves Terraformed Mars is so nice.

@JustinGoncalves

3 жыл бұрын

Hope it wont turn out like doom

@TheDaemon66

3 жыл бұрын

I came here to comment this. It was so pleasant

@AnonymousMajesty-qn2op

3 жыл бұрын

U right

@OfficialWRX

3 жыл бұрын

I saw the rapture! Jesus Christ came back for his children and we were brought with him up into heaven! He split the skies and I saw many bright white spirits in Christ riding up with me and were saved! Have you accepted Christ before it’s too late? Please repent of your sins for a chance at eternal life!!!

@Ace-eu4ui

3 жыл бұрын

@@OfficialWRX no.

An entire population sacrificed to make the planet a smiley face

Mark: *Its just a game!* Also mark: has at least two murder-happy alter egos

Markiplier: what would be the gain from it? Alien species: Entertainment...

@linm7952

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao had me ꉂ(๑˃ꇴ˂๑)

@sypryme4465

3 жыл бұрын

nice

Epitaph for Mark: "He died on Mars. You might've assumed that, since you're currently reading his gravestone on Mars, but he really wanted everyone to know that he died on Mars. He also did a bunch of other stuff, much of which was arguably more noteworthy, but he mainly cared that everybody knew he died on Mars."

@fluffbutt1

3 жыл бұрын

Jojo reference

@0Ihs_

3 жыл бұрын

@@fluffbutt1 sir, an epitaph is the small text on a gravestone that purpose is to honor the one that died. i know there is a stand named epitaph in part 5 but like do you really need to spread it here?

@fluffbutt1

3 жыл бұрын

@@0Ihs_ yup

@imsotraumatized4079

3 жыл бұрын

@@0Ihs_ Jojo is ZA WARUDO so yes everyone should know just like how he wanted people to know he died on mars

@dots1761

3 жыл бұрын

I read Epitaph and immediately knew I would find at least one JoJo fan

Mark : " I want to die on mars , let people think and write what they feel should be on my tombstone " Me : I'll write : " Done uploading for today " :)

Mark: Gosh i love space Also mark:*destoys multiple people*

Markiplier: Hey, you might wanna duck. Narrator: Ducking did not help at all.

@beesbrownies

3 жыл бұрын

oh no 😂

@terfixmx8529

3 жыл бұрын

Xd

@Rawmel

3 жыл бұрын

Well hello there techpriest

@BeforetheStorm.

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@hearthatbird

3 жыл бұрын

Praise the Omnissiah brother!

Mark: “I’m simply trying to turn the planet” Also Mark: *Kills 300 million people in the process*

@Dylan-xi6cs

3 жыл бұрын

I was laughing my head off when I read this

@eggroll7287

3 жыл бұрын

He could just wait a year

@Dolphin_Wooo

3 жыл бұрын

dont worry i paused it before he attacked the world

@offficialbreado1612

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder if im one of them🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

S: Oh my God, you killed Santa! K: You bastard!!

Imagine you’re just minding your business, and a cosmic deity just decides to draw a smiley face on your hemisphere.

"I didn't mean to turn Earth into a fleshlight" - Markiplier, 2021 //edit: Wow, thanks for all the likes. I am not sure if I deserve that much for quoting something someone else said, but who am I to judge? If you like gaming and funny skits, please check out my vidyos, you wonderful people!

@DissedRedEngie

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, fuck the planet.

@TYLERSWIFTSWORD

3 жыл бұрын

YEAH I FUCKED EARTH WHAT OF IT

@swords_and_shield.140

3 жыл бұрын

Markiplier & *Darkiplier* quote.. Interesting..

@Sanctousfall

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like mark says something never before said in about every video he makes

@Cytotron

3 жыл бұрын

Ah , you heard that as well.

"Here lies Mark Fischbach: He liked space, so he came to Mars to die. Last words 'this is so cool.'"

@themarauder6739

3 жыл бұрын

Rest in Space Peace

@Nervadane

3 жыл бұрын

His skeleton was found in the cheering position on the top of the highest peak, with a giant smile on it's face. His last moments, bouncing and shouting how awesome it all was

@shravan1005

3 жыл бұрын

"This is so coooooool" Everyone : **Vietnam Flashbacks**

13:09 "Oh, hi, welcome to my school house."

“Yeah that’ll buff out” damn near made me spit out my drink

For those who do not know what 고진감래 means, it can be translated as 'Sweetness comes after bitterness.' It means that after all the agony that you go through, there will be the moments of joy.

@smiley3085

3 жыл бұрын

thank you for this comment

@oriyenamoojoong

3 жыл бұрын

苦盡甘來

@kevind.3074

3 жыл бұрын

So he finally got the sourpatch kids sponsorship

"You won't be on the naughty list if you kill Santa" Sometimes Mark's genius, it's almost frightening

@methmonster

2 жыл бұрын

you'll be on a different list

@passerine2019

2 жыл бұрын

a hit list

@miyoko8380

2 жыл бұрын

@@methmonster Satan favourite human list, instead of Santa naughty children list.

@dragonuh7915

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@hagenspringtrap9431

2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes marks frightening is almost genius

He should play this again sometime. I play it myself on occasion and they have updated it a lot since this video. The effects and stuff are much better now than they were when he uploaded this.

That's pretty cool. 20 seconds later... EVERYTHING IN EARTH GETS COMPLETELY OBLITERATED

*Mark presses speed up button* "why's that matter" also Mark: *waits for 5 minutes to cut world in half*

@britannia3421

3 жыл бұрын

@James Montgomery maybe make a decent comment worth liking instead of complaining?

@Ezper-2099

3 жыл бұрын

@@britannia3421 agreed

Fun fact: the “lightning” is actually massive gama rays created from dying stars

@genkureshima9834

2 жыл бұрын

It looks like a big ass, magicka-devouring spell from Skyrim and nothing less.

@ShadowDancer1000

2 жыл бұрын

Due to scientific theory, Jotaro and DIO are the strongest characters in anime. Breaking down time stop, the ability to stop time can be translated to slowing it down by an infinite amount. Because Jotaro and DIO can move freely within this time stop, they essentially bypass the slow of time. In order to do this however, they basically generate an infinite amount of kinetic energy out of nowhere, but is restrained because of stopped time. This means that once time stop ends... The entire universe fucking dies.

@femboyeggy8947

2 жыл бұрын

@@ShadowDancer1000 bows down to superior big brain

@ShadowDancer1000

2 жыл бұрын

@@femboyeggy8947 I don’t know if you noticed but you just called someone a big brain meanwhile the first word in their scientific megachad speech is spelled wrong. Not anymore though.

@eliferguson3422

2 жыл бұрын

@@ShadowDancer1000 my brain can't handle these big boy words you speak of.

20:20 I think that they d pull each other as 2 individual objects with their own gravitational field

His first oh no sounded like the I am a surgeon 😂

"I wasn't a Masochist, I knew I could take it." Markiplier 2085

@paolianytubens1603

3 жыл бұрын

You got me

@sora.2447

3 жыл бұрын

can I ask what a Masochist is?

@salem7340

3 жыл бұрын

Key word is "wasn't"

@lostchild9897

3 жыл бұрын

@@sora.2447 the people who get pleasure from pain

@kingjoshy8585

3 жыл бұрын

I am the 666th like

Markiplier:”Oh no, I killed Santa!” Also Markiplier:”oh well, I won’t be in the naughty list cause he’s dead” 😂

@prettyme83

3 жыл бұрын

Ya i agree

@sugarskullbyte3773

3 жыл бұрын

I thought of the Markiplier TV Bloopers where he was riffing as Warfstache that he killed Santa. :3

@AirLight1646

2 жыл бұрын

@Regular Gamer stop forcing religion down people’s throats, that’s how you get people to not want to be in your religion.

13:19 DAAANGGGGGG KILLED EVERYONEEEE

The " You might wanna duck..." Followed by the compelete destruction of the earth had me laughing so hard _💀_

“You’re not on the naughty list if Santa’s dead” ~Mark 2021

@haleywasfound9583

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@shannonstevens2815

3 жыл бұрын

True tho

@av0cados521

3 жыл бұрын

YEP

@av0cados521

3 жыл бұрын

SUCKS 2 B ME

@Somespideronline

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like an 80's action film one liner

Markiplier: i like to take baby steps *Proceeds to hurl megatons of asteroid directly at my country

@MarlboroManiac

3 жыл бұрын

Bonk

@scoutman66

3 жыл бұрын

How did you survive those asteroids bro?

@aceshroud6098

3 жыл бұрын

He's just built different

@aceshroud6098

3 жыл бұрын

@@scoutman66 wait how did you survive

@scoutman66

3 жыл бұрын

@@aceshroud6098 I was on the high ground

I love how, after watching "I ACCIDENTLY DESTROYED THE EARTH", youtube recommends "Building a snowy fishing lounge, minecraft relaxing longplay"