This is what teaching in elementary school feels like

@CynthiaMcKeen

4 жыл бұрын

That is why I will never be a teacher

@taylorbritt499

4 жыл бұрын

"this is awful and you should feel bad" *8 year old runs away crying*

@PrayingForTheMeteor

4 жыл бұрын

Mood.

@sarahthumm3162

4 жыл бұрын

This is what any teacher feels like at some point

@dbzboi8389

3 жыл бұрын

I’m kid but I’m like the smartest in my class I got adhd so it might be why and if you don’t know why I said adhd might make me smarter is adhd gives you talents I’m good at math also I found a loop hole so 25 + 25 = 50 so it’s be the same just with more digits so 25000 + 25000 = 50000

75% of the designs: Where we're going, we don’t need roads.

@syna6622

3 жыл бұрын

So true

@dataredacted001

3 жыл бұрын

Bact to the future 2

@ShadowdaHedgie11

3 жыл бұрын

@@dataredacted001 hooray you got the reference

@Spartan-hg7ej

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@kepherd6645

3 жыл бұрын

Back To The Future more like Back To The Drawing Board

25:16 "I did it! I did it! Now how did you guys ma-" -Markiplier's last words before utter disappointment

@Sushidog2005

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@harrisonmoore3841

2 жыл бұрын

This whole video in a nutshell

@crazinventor4442

28 күн бұрын

I keep going back to this, lol!

31:08 One of my favorite things to think about in this video is that this was during a livestream so he just screamed "LIXIAN NOOOOO" and then just had to act like nothing happened

@froggycheckers

2 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@wren4now904

6 ай бұрын

YO I JUST GOT TO LEAVE THE 1000th LIKE MY SOUL IS COMPLETE

@kieran101yes

2 ай бұрын

I mean, even if it's not a livestream, Mark has to do the acting and Lixian just edits around that.

@vidhoard

2 ай бұрын

@@wren4now904 noiceee

@vidhoard

2 ай бұрын

@kieran101yes right but usually he's alone in his office. Not in front of an audience of live viewers. 😂

In another uni verse where Mark is an engineer: “Bridge engineer, Mark Fishbach, kills 976 civilians due to bridge collapse”

@TsuladanGaming

4 жыл бұрын

In that universe Jack is running Cloak all by himself.

@carlosdafox21

4 жыл бұрын

Fish

@ThrashMetallix

4 жыл бұрын

When reached for a comment, he replied simply with "I'm a junyus."

@audoldends6799

4 жыл бұрын

I’d believe the universe where mark is a structural engineer

@realdragon

4 жыл бұрын

"Aparently bridge was designed by his student and the beams were in shape of penis"

Alternate title: 'Twitch Stream Audience Tortures Man Who Could Have Been an Engineer for 48 Minutes.'

@mikeratomn3475

4 жыл бұрын

Another one: Mark reviews children's bridge designs

@Okaj_Eckin

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@deathbringerdraws4164

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao so true.

@Peter1Griffin1001

4 жыл бұрын

he couldve been an engineer *sobs in bathtub*

@dogwithabeard2612

4 жыл бұрын

I fear the possibility of him becoming an engineer.

31:35 "It's got a little flappy dangle but maybe the love's there" -Markiplier, 2020

@gun_violence_gaming

Жыл бұрын

.........OH SH-

@Raindrop199

Жыл бұрын

I died laughing

@Mystsprit

Жыл бұрын

that’s what she said

@qfcbv

6 ай бұрын

"oooőōűUOOÕŒØH"

42:50 the way mark was so proud of himself and halfway through it just collapses and his "oh god please no" had me rolling and crying.

@lexaiuskenjiro5867

Жыл бұрын

I was actually believing in him. Big sad

@HSamee

Жыл бұрын

Years of academy training wasted.

I feel like Marks reactions are those of every structural engineering teacher looking at new students' first project. Things like "you skipped the tutorial" = "you didn't look at the book" or "it hurts my brain" = "It hurts my brain".

@daniiiqwq

4 жыл бұрын

i could not feel my lungfa

Alternate Title: Mark's Community Attempts to Break Him for 48 Minutes

@johnowlgem9264

4 жыл бұрын

and from the looks of it succeeds

@daggerdagger9470

4 жыл бұрын

I would have clicked this in a heartbeat

@fortressandroidpldn9758

4 жыл бұрын

Breaking mark in record time?

@secretarybird459

4 жыл бұрын

That grandma started it all.

@matthewihrig1014

3 жыл бұрын

Alternate alternate title “Mark has several mental breakdowns in lees than an hour”

My dad studied engineering in college, but eventually became a philosophy professor. A story he likes to tell is about an engineering class he was in where he and most of the other students goofed off. The professor was irritated and said, “if you make a mistake in here, it’s okay, but you make a mistake out there, your bridge collapses!”

37:57 - 39:20 just feels like a crumble of laughter as Mark tries to understand road

Mark: *actually complimenting a well thought out design* Fans: L o *o* -p-

@beeftastesliketoenails94

3 жыл бұрын

The *l o o p* beckons.

@kevenlacy428

3 жыл бұрын

Mark is more like PULLLLLL

@bayareasportsfan04

3 жыл бұрын

More like *J U M P*

@keenanspletstoser2905

3 жыл бұрын

@@beeftastesliketoenails94 more like B R E A K S M A S H

@madmonsterbbb9131

3 жыл бұрын

Loop-de-loops DO NOT *W O R K*

21:54 I love this design so much because it's such a disappointment and a plot twist, like you expect the dome to come down but you don't expect the bridge to have a missing part

@SallySue9725

2 жыл бұрын

I know right! I did not see that coming the first time I watched this

@lexaiuskenjiro5867

Жыл бұрын

The long road is like “STOP!!! DON’T GO ANY FARTHER!”

@Resi1ience

Жыл бұрын

TECHNICALLY you can't *have* a missing part, that's why it's missing

@NafizAkmal22

5 күн бұрын

Two plot twists in one place😅

20:16 I love that it takes him a second to realize what it is. Never change, Mark

@PCrailfan3790

Жыл бұрын

@Kaylyn Machala you don’t want to know please don’t look it up

@AggressiveSpaghetti

Жыл бұрын

​@@PCrailfan3790but it's just "big pussу", isn't it?

@bigendered

11 ай бұрын

WHAT IS IT

@smwatertasteslikewater

10 ай бұрын

@@bigenderedvulva I think

@Person7503

6 ай бұрын

​@@bigenderedThat thing that everyone says smells fishy.

5:50, That counts 13:01, This is where I lost breath 21:33, You tried 26:59, Good effort 31:07, Best bridge yet 34:55, That was actually ingenius

@genericalias5742

10 ай бұрын

“I don’t think you understood the prompt…” is one of the funniest things in this video because it actually makes him sound like a teacher grading an assignment.

Whenever one of the bridges fail, Mark sounds like a disappointed dad who’s also not surprised.

@diamondbeater8121

4 жыл бұрын

LIXIAN NOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo

@Bennieboy918

4 жыл бұрын

2500 SUBSCRIBERS WITH NO VIDEO CHALLENGE reported

@cinamick2114

4 жыл бұрын

his moderators kinda dont know how create a bridge but they were just trying to impress him

@cooldude56g

4 жыл бұрын

"huuuh... I always knew it would come to this."

@whyyaxis9750

4 жыл бұрын

2500 SUBSCRIBERS WITH NO VIDEO CHALLENGE reported

The scariest thing about this video isn’t the bridges It’s the fact that mark said, he didn’t have 5 ovens anymore

@Greadiux

4 жыл бұрын

43:35

@raniellelopez5653

4 жыл бұрын

I lost my will to laugh after i heard that

@Bennieboy918

4 жыл бұрын

1:22

@Reaper-gg3fg

4 жыл бұрын

True horror...

@emmawillis353

4 жыл бұрын

MARK DOESNT HAVE 5 OVENS ANY MORE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

36:30 Mark: "I'm going to put you in detention." Student: "You'll never catch me alive!"

28:42 "it'll be called the hug" The hug: maliciously does the opposite of hugging

Mark in here: "Damn I'm a genius" Mark in Minecraft videos: "I'm starting to believe I might be an idiot"

@whish67

4 жыл бұрын

@@equalizedbucket2006 Raft: I'M a genius and all of YOU are idiots!

@Lotus-sp6cu

4 жыл бұрын

The Moods™

@brenda256

4 жыл бұрын

the duality of the markimoo moo

@ThatoneGuy-wb2nj

4 жыл бұрын

Perfectly balanced as all things should.

"Engineering Professor Getting More and More Disappointed While Grading First Year Papers" is surprisingly hilarious to watch. I would like more please.

@ThePatxiao

4 жыл бұрын

reminds me of a joke I heard where a bunch of Engineering professors get on a plane and are then told it was made by one of their students. All but one of the professors haul ass. The last one says, if it was made by his students, he has no worries, cause no way this fucker is going to take off

@shadowfoxy9591

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah 😂

@weshouldhavenukedjapanathi8369

4 жыл бұрын

@@ThePatxiao I loved that

@Arcturus_Reaper

4 жыл бұрын

@@ThePatxiao Damn thats a good one. Take my like good sir.

@rensutra5880

4 жыл бұрын

Pat Xiao HAHAHAHA

As someone that actually studied physics and engineering in university, this was hard to watch

@skykrasher4475

2 жыл бұрын

I’m an aerospace engineering major. I feel your pain.

31:42 Lost it at this part. The seemingly good design brings our hopes up just for us to realize that it doesn't have any roads

I love the hydraulic bridges that just slowly and elegantly rip themselves apart

@imaginewagons4299

3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of myself

@randyescauriaga2575

3 жыл бұрын

r/ihadastroke

@jensenjulich7084

3 жыл бұрын

I love the bridges that just collapse all at once really, really fast

@harutoSpring

3 жыл бұрын

time stamp

@pixelartkid7965

3 жыл бұрын

@@harutoSpring every level with hydraulics

mark: i dont have 5 ovens anymore. me: no, impossible

@ghoulishtheories7979

4 жыл бұрын

He secretly has 6 now. Mark stays upgrading. 🐸☕️

@MrRods

4 жыл бұрын

Shit

@MrRods

4 жыл бұрын

The king has fallen

@Bennieboy918

4 жыл бұрын

We are downgrading

@meyvv881

4 жыл бұрын

@@ghoulishtheories7979 ow shit u close to 69 lmao

34:52 I haven't laughed so hard in so long 'til this magnificent moment

5:23 I love that it takes a second for Mark to realize and laugh at a word he says 1 million times per video.

Mark: "It's gonna be called the hug" My last two braincells: *because it rhymes with grug*

@aarontuck492

4 жыл бұрын

Croods reference. I like it.

@colossalidiot

4 жыл бұрын

nice reference, I forgot that movie existed until I saw this

@juniejunebug

4 жыл бұрын

we share that braincell

@trashhuman7774

4 жыл бұрын

Rare reference me like

@zippywippy222

4 жыл бұрын

omg i was thinking the same thing when he said that!

"It's an express route down to Neptune himself" sounds like a card against humanity card

@burrgurrandfrie8053

3 жыл бұрын

My dog? It’s an express route to Neptune himself

@pattonkesselring4247

3 жыл бұрын

Nep what?

@iamYOU550

3 жыл бұрын

card against humanity card

@pattonkesselring4247

3 жыл бұрын

@@iamYOU550 sounds neppin hilarious. (Someone please get this joke.)

@TweekLudwig

3 жыл бұрын

Hi, this is Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled: "It's an express route down to Neptune himself". Can you explain?

20:21 Get your mind out of the gutter Mark, it’s just a big coffee bean😂

5:56 Task Failed successfully

Everyone: "tRuSt Me, I'm An EnGinEeR" Mark: *losing his sanity one bridge idea at a time*

@demoku8949

4 жыл бұрын

Legolord Productions stfu

@aarontuck492

4 жыл бұрын

Yep.

@aarontuck492

4 жыл бұрын

To the losing sanity part.

@pichibomb475

4 жыл бұрын

DemokuPlays YT what did he do to you?

@micahthesir5305

4 жыл бұрын

Until he becomes caveman mark

Alternate title: Engineering Teacher Mark loses hope as he grades his students' projects.

@rhiannonphoenix5426

4 жыл бұрын

I like this title very accurate A+

@sliceofvie2381

4 жыл бұрын

10/10

@thetableoflegend9814

4 жыл бұрын

I like this narrative

@bonnieshenton9426

4 жыл бұрын

Stoole

@Zack_Zander

4 жыл бұрын

There are a few good students... And there are... "those students"

@17:35 a prime example of how 2020 rolled in.

Their determination to make a loop is unmatched

"and this is is what the world is missing out on and i feel that they weep every night because they know they can never experience my full magnificence and i know this and i too cry at night knowing that the world is deprived of my genius, i know this.." *van stops* mark's face: -_-

This is probably what it’d be like to have Mark as a high school engineering teacher

@schilson1

4 жыл бұрын

I would love that

@Rainbowcat445

4 жыл бұрын

This would be preferable to my actual high engineering teacher lmao

mark: I'm a engineer genius also mark: using coat hanger plastic as a replacement for a strong metal pin.

@TubaNinja099

2 жыл бұрын

200 IQ junyus right there

@joshc5613

2 жыл бұрын

to be fair, that was DURING college. nobody is a genius DURING college

@skykrasher4475

2 жыл бұрын

In his defense, he did biomedical engineering, not mechanical.

@blakfire4495

3 ай бұрын

well you know if it works we're good (that never works)

"I don't know how you keep finding new ways to fail." Me, looking back at most of Mark's catalog, especially any puzzle game: We learned from the best.

Mark: "I don't have 5 ovens anymore" Everyone:Shame

@laurenking4979

4 жыл бұрын

He just has 6 now 😌

@camaradecarter

4 жыл бұрын

@MarkDiesAlot mk

@ZerokirbyShow1

4 жыл бұрын

He exchanged them for 16 buckets.

@stanmarsh7890

4 жыл бұрын

@@ZerokirbyShow1 This is canon

“What kinda idiots made these” That would be your fans, Mark, that’s us idiots

@ahfreshair9242

4 жыл бұрын

F r o n k

@samanthathomas9435

4 жыл бұрын

Very funny idiots

@blue_rogue2324

4 жыл бұрын

Us creatures

@shadowfoxy9591

4 жыл бұрын

At least we're funny idiots 😂

@Jalbesbe

4 жыл бұрын

I see Mark has been watching a lot of Michael Reeves

I always come back to this when I need a good chuckle. Mark's reactions to everything on top of the ridiculous bridges makes for a great feel better comfort video

43:09. Markiplier's look of defeat as the bridge collapses. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"There's an infinite amount of incorrect solutions and you have found all of them"

@spicykermit5684

3 жыл бұрын

He underestermates us...

@lordbanetheplayer8844

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds Michael Reevey

@its_queenkaitlyn6530

3 жыл бұрын

*reads this comment right as he says it*

@spleens4200

3 жыл бұрын

When

@explosionatr3153

3 жыл бұрын

Likes are at 666 and I’m gonna leave it at that

Mark 10% of the time: that's really good! Mark 90% of the time: *wHAT IS THAT‽*

@PhilosopherInsomniac

4 жыл бұрын

Much respect for the use of the Interrobang.

@ventusios6978

4 жыл бұрын

97%*

@lesliecox2257

4 жыл бұрын

I love the instant faces of confusion he makes

@Redbikemaster

4 жыл бұрын

100% of the time: 𝓘'𝓶 𝓪 𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼

@Redbikemaster

4 жыл бұрын

@@PhilosopherInsomniac ikr. It's cool to see someone use it

19:23 i have to imagine this with the breaking sound from the lego games

The genuine distress he starts to feel just makes it so much better

This whole video is just mark being a high school teacher marking papers

@nightfox183

4 жыл бұрын

This is how it still is marking college papers tbh.

@zoeyhanson3882

4 жыл бұрын

You Right

@05TE

4 жыл бұрын

I read that as "school teacher being high" and it still checked out.

@normaloperations3484

4 жыл бұрын

Then he is the best B- (I don’t know what that is in numbers but I don’t care) for a failed designe thus he could get you through you’re year because he only gives high marks

@rattatoowiiuwu1402

4 жыл бұрын

*u right*

Mark: *rambles on* The car: "THIS VAN IS MINE NOW."

I love how mark doesn’t realize that given freedom, his fans want nothing more than to create chaos to make him laugh and react to

5:22 is my favourite moment of this vid lol, just the few seconds before the joke hits

The character willingly driving off cliffs: *MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING.*

This is as close to an engineer as Mark will ever get

@Lisa-td2wr

4 жыл бұрын

at the pull bridge one you noticed why he didnt become an engineer

@Kuvoa

4 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of when I took engineering classes in high school absolutely boring lmao

@professionalpainthuffer

4 жыл бұрын

I think this might be as close to engineering as he wants to get lmao

@tieflingcorpse9817

4 жыл бұрын

Well he has said before “maybe it’s a good thing I didn’t become an engineer”

@amandaclark9302

4 жыл бұрын

Ur funny

38:01 there aren't any *_ROAAADS_*

45:22 I enjoy the jiggle physics when the bridge hits the ambulance 😂

I still rewatch this video a lot because I love how clear it is that his community is just trying to make him laugh. They don’t care about the game, they just want to see Mark smile, it’s so wholesome.

@sirbreadstick

3 жыл бұрын

You say try to make him laugh but have you considered some try to make him triggered?

@sara4024

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I think they're just trying to piss him off

@Kaunoe

3 жыл бұрын

Same, we all share a collective brain cell and it’s beautiful.

“Mark being disappointed in his fans for 48 minutes straight”

@Mabra51

4 жыл бұрын

*48

@oaksynia7353

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mabra51 48 minutes and 38 seconds*

@may.k222

4 жыл бұрын

Okay damn I didn’t realize ppl would come for me for not being precise💀

42:45 Markiplier actually gave up a level, and is now using his fans as a way to make it to the next level.

"people might mistake me for some kind of a masochist" mark- 2021 30:09

45:20 The “oh” is just so full of surprise and utter sadness, it’s so funny

@lilypearce3214

4 ай бұрын

The 'no's afterwards really sell the whole thing 😂

34:55 is the perfect example of “it’s not stupid if it works” lol

@seanreedhere9393

2 жыл бұрын

Or “you used the wrong formula but somehow got the right answer”

@InternetAntagonist

2 жыл бұрын

or "He's a little confused, but he got the spirit"

@atharputra538

2 жыл бұрын

Or "i stapled my balls to the table again"

@ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970

2 жыл бұрын

@@atharputra538 you're a little confused too, but you got the spirit

@unknownvariable2456

2 жыл бұрын

Or "don't knock it till you try it"

This will forever be my favorite video I’ve ever seen.

38:17 hey that’s me

@Un1cide

Жыл бұрын

Rock

@Madnessmeme

7 ай бұрын

Rock

@EchoesFromCorn

4 ай бұрын

Rock

@marvmarv5629

4 ай бұрын

Rock

@itz_ellanor

Ай бұрын

Rock

Person:tries to make f in chat Markiplier: *F* *I* *N* *C* *H* *A* *T*

@youraunt

4 жыл бұрын

ＦＩＮＣＨＡＴ

@Reaper-gg3fg

4 жыл бұрын

A shark's favorite type of chat...

@maevemilless4561

4 жыл бұрын

That’s what I read too at first until he said f in chat

I'm so tempted to have my dad watch this since he is an actual engineer and is working on a bridge right now

@mutantmaster1

4 жыл бұрын

At least time how long it takes for him to loss his sanity

@nicholaskaplan3802

4 жыл бұрын

Yes please

@meowmers3259

4 жыл бұрын

please do

@bulletkingaming2808

4 жыл бұрын

This gon be fun xD

@Gabi-vt4ex

4 жыл бұрын

Please provide us with updates after he watched it

KZread evil for recommending this today lol

Some people understood the assignment. Other people did *not* understand the assignment. The majority of people seemingly did understand the assignment, and yet, they purposely chose to not do it.

28:49 The sweet embrace of death.

@shadowx3benz117

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the link, I have now watched that about 60 times and I keeps getting funnier

@notbob6431

3 жыл бұрын

Same xD

@totally_straight3852

3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist- it is William aftons wife that drowned in her car

@UltraVioletLite

3 жыл бұрын

Dave: Oh crap, Old Sport is dead!

@totally_straight3852

3 жыл бұрын

OH NO Ehhh they'll be fine they just have to walk it off

"YOU BUILT NO ROADS!!" Living in the countryside in a nutshell.

@shinigami_samurai7058

3 жыл бұрын

Mate all of wales be like (BTW for all the Americans reading wales is in the UK).

@cooldude2722

3 жыл бұрын

37:57

@shanejohnson4180

3 жыл бұрын

@@shinigami_samurai7058 You underestimate the 1% of people who know common sense in America. I, an American intellectual, understand what comprises the United Kingdom. But you are correct. 99% of us don't even know what the Leinster flag looks like.

@shinigami_samurai7058

3 жыл бұрын

@@shanejohnson4180 i thank you for your intellect

@shanejohnson4180

3 жыл бұрын

@@shinigami_samurai7058 I must thank you for such. Not many people believe there are many intelligent people in America, due to our shitty education system.

3 years later and my face still hurts from laughing. We really need a follow up stream.

Bridge maker: ‘F in chat’ Mark: _‘Finchat.’_

@awmehgoddd

4 жыл бұрын

Mark Edward Finchat

@Plusle843

4 жыл бұрын

Finnish chat?

@jamesc.2743

4 жыл бұрын

"Finch at"

@Plusle843

4 жыл бұрын

@@jamesc.2743 At whom? X)

@AirLight1646

2 жыл бұрын

I say Finchat now a lot instead of F in chat

His designs are really good. He could have been an engineer.

@SStarry_Days

4 жыл бұрын

Michael Arellano Hi are you a *SIMP*

@ThatOneMurro

4 жыл бұрын

Michael Arellano Hi are you a *SIMP*

@XG-OFFICIAL-59

4 жыл бұрын

@Michael Arellano Hi are you a SIMP

@MiamiMochi

4 жыл бұрын

He did go to college for engineering and almost got a master's degree.

@jacobrookey3284

4 жыл бұрын

JJ CooL r/woosh

8:11 I don’t know why but this is my favorite part

The genuine laughs mark had during this is what made this video so good. His reactions are always hilarious and entertaining to watch. Especially when it's something as funny as letting his viewers make shitty bridges for him to test.

to quote my english teacher: “if breathing was voluntary, most of y’all would be dead”

@awmehgoddd

4 жыл бұрын

I actually kind of enjoy the prospect of an English teacher using "'y'all" like that.

@maxthedeadthing

4 жыл бұрын

awmehgoddd i live in tennessee and he’s from georgia so it’s kind of hard not to :P

@angelbyte

4 жыл бұрын

@@maxthedeadthing You will ALWAYS here y'all everywhere in Tennessee XD At least where I live-

@draky7953

4 жыл бұрын

@@@angelbyte *hear Just in case you need more English in your life.

@hUh--

4 жыл бұрын

@@draky7953 (the fact that you put an extra @ is triggering my inner perfectionist...and I hate it so much and I don't know why ;-;)

"HEHE CAR GO CRASH" Why am I laughing so much at that??!!

24:29 Never put a budget on safety!

37:07 yEeT

The sentence "it's an express route down to Neptune himself" gave me a good chuckle, I'm gonna have to remember that one

@exoticpotatoe5284

4 жыл бұрын

True

@mustangthekitten7765

4 жыл бұрын

When did he say that

@maddiedeleon5485

4 жыл бұрын

@@mustangthekitten7765 8:07

Mark: Where is it going?! Me: Davy Jones locker.

@Timoruz

4 жыл бұрын

You know, the "me" is implied.

@nuclearbaron649

4 жыл бұрын

could i join

8:54 The sequel we never asked for.

this is the only vid i can watch twice and still laugh at

Mark looking at designs: we don’t have enough road! Everyone’s designs: Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads

@MinecraftCoalBlock

4 жыл бұрын

Back to the future?

@OLDmanBOB

4 жыл бұрын

@@MinecraftCoalBlock no, its from The Terminator 3

@SQUIDWORD15

4 жыл бұрын

@@OLDmanBOB no, it's from Robert Cop

@mentecato666

4 жыл бұрын

It's from event horizon brothers

@headphones_guy777

4 жыл бұрын

No it's from the Metrics

To paraphrase from Adam Savage of Mythbusters fame: "I REJECT YOUR ENGINEERING AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN!"

@piplupcola

4 жыл бұрын

This is it. This is the entire video.

@zeltron

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@zeltron

4 жыл бұрын

U can't see my videos

13:05 this has to be the funniest crap I will ever see

4:36 we call this Mario maker where I'm from

@aidaaliten8817

2 жыл бұрын

👥 🤙 👉 👨📛 ☕ 🌐❔ 👤 ⚪️➡️

As an actual bridge engineer, this gives me nightmares

@izmirs.

4 жыл бұрын

How ironic is that your name is guitarguy98

@locococo8961

4 жыл бұрын

@@izmirs. how is that Ironic

@mru22695

6 ай бұрын

I think some of these would be great ideas 100%

Mark: make bridges Chat: **makes horrible, terrible, no good, very bad bridges** Also chat: c o m i d e e

1:27 this gives 'Highway to Hell' a new meaning

This seems like marks personal heaven and personal hell at the same time some how

17:19 ‘It was called the Droop Snoot’ ‘The Droop Snoot?’ ‘The snoot drooped’ ‘The snoot drooped?’ ‘The snoot went droop’

@Dr.pepper457

3 жыл бұрын

The droop snoop

@user-rd1tn8qm7t

3 жыл бұрын

Snoot droop

@pioneer1131

3 жыл бұрын

the snoop would, droop

@nicodoumic5305

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dr.pepper457 The droop snoot?

@FancyMarkDaPony

3 жыл бұрын

The droot snoop

Mark: *sets hydraulics to expand* Mark: ITS GONNA PULL Hydraulics: *expand*

“The hug” has always made me burst out laughing when the driver hits their head

When people don’t know how physics work 33:50

Never in my life did I ever expect to laugh so hard at bridges, but here I am. I think I've gone insane.

@tks2072

3 жыл бұрын

This is fucking hilarious.

@eclipse6874

3 жыл бұрын

same

@ksb8693

2 жыл бұрын

Same

35:00 That is such an engineering "Exactly to functional specs" solution

@quantumblauthor7300

3 жыл бұрын

It works in this specific scenario, that's all it needs

@toothpasteman3400

3 жыл бұрын

@@quantumblauthor7300 indeed

@Corcupix

3 жыл бұрын

@@quantumblauthor7300 over-budget but ok

I love how chat on one of their first hydraulic levels immediately used hydraulics like they were supports and just made them the centrepiece for their entire build and they just collapsed immediately

maybe the real bridge was the people that drowned along the way

@ElizaaKin

2 ай бұрын

MY JAW DROPPED SO MUCH! 🤣💀💀😨😨. Fucking HILARIOUS comment, and HIGHLY unexpected

Mark Big Brain: I could have been an engineer, I know this, the world is deprived of my genius, I’m sorry *second van fails to cross bridge and make it to its checkpoint* Mark Big Brain: *confused deflation*