I love how mark decides to kill himself rather than the other four people, not because he would sacrifice himself to save others, but because his pride tells him, “I bet you can take a trolley.”

@MrTrolltle

Жыл бұрын

Not his pride, his masochim

@ellabrooke1110

Жыл бұрын

no hes just a masochist

@MoxxieIsBestBoi

Жыл бұрын

He likes to dance to the Masochism Tango

@mysterynotch9098

Жыл бұрын

You mean 5?

@kimbleryan7150

Жыл бұрын

He thinks he can survive. Getting a train ran on him

mark: "im not a masochist" also mark: "they are my clones this is what they would want"

@samkavanagh9165

Жыл бұрын

💀

@CICellDirectorCairmann

Жыл бұрын

he doesnt get sexual pleasure from pain therefore hes not a masochist

@Maxthebee__

Жыл бұрын

@@CICellDirectorCairmann shh don't ruin it

@schunga098

Жыл бұрын

@@CICellDirectorCairmann ye thats what you think

@GBArkais

Жыл бұрын

Do we have a compilation of Mark trying to deny that he's a masochist yet?

3:14 "I'm not a masochist. I bet I can take a trolley" - Markiplier, 2022

@wae3b715

9 ай бұрын

1.5k likes and no replies? Let me fix that

@lemoniphobia

9 ай бұрын

@@wae3b715 cant fix what isnt broken

@KrakenAustralia

4 ай бұрын

😂

@geekzombie8795

3 ай бұрын

(8)

@WaylaidByEndlessNinjas

2 ай бұрын

I mean, if his insides get in the trolley maybe he can stop the trolley ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

mark- saves robots for the "sake of humanity" also mark- sends train into future to kill 5 people "that's a future problem" plays on both teams I see

@affsteak3530

Жыл бұрын

He's helping the robots in their future war for independence.

@chaoticoofhead9543

Жыл бұрын

@@affsteak3530 robots can’t have emotions sooo why the f would they care for independence they would probably just want power

@Sarah12471

3 ай бұрын

I mean to be fair, Five people today is more tham Five people Tomorrow

@contentcorsair

2 ай бұрын

Also, 5 people today would probably mean a more than 5 increase of people in the future

Mark: *"I'm not a masochist"* Also Mark: *"Well they're my clone so they'd want to be run over"*

@cr1t1c4lR3flex

Жыл бұрын

you good

@5ivecats836

Жыл бұрын

@Kavetion we dont care

@Mydadgotmilkuwu

Жыл бұрын

@Kavetion you aint.

@Call_Upon_YAH

Жыл бұрын

Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless him! Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him! True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better! Have a blessed day, everyone!! ❤

@Call_Upon_YAH

Жыл бұрын

Your worries (yes, anxiety), depression, suicidal thoughts, EVERYTHING will melt away and be NO MORE when you lean on God and put your trust in him! When I have physical pain, I literally pray and the Lord quells it, that I am healed!! Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! People are bothered by his name. The world hates the truth and wants to continue living sinfully! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous.

The concept of 5 identical Marks having a masochism fight as a train barrels towards them is so funny

@onebilliontacos3405

Жыл бұрын

_They want to know if they can take it_

@DocKorbeno

Жыл бұрын

​@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ i snorted jesus' ashes

@acorn_acrom

Жыл бұрын

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ yo mama

@mihailmilev9909

Жыл бұрын

@@acorn_acrom who tf is steave jobs

@PVempati

Жыл бұрын

do you watch ludwig?

8:10 i feel like right before they died happy the clones would let out one last syncronised "HELLO EVERYBODY MY NAME IS MARKI-" splat

@z6847

Жыл бұрын

“GOODBYE EVERYBODY I WAS MARKIPLIER”

@rekyu3d541

11 ай бұрын

"FAIR IS FAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIR"

@--CHARLIE--

9 ай бұрын

​@@z6847 the best possible last words in that situation.

@zewzit

9 ай бұрын

Clones: "NO NO WHAT ARE Y- WHAT ARE DOING AGH NOO" original mark who pulled the lever: "It was a miss input MISS INPUT CALM DOWN!"

For the trolly problem at the end, I feel like it’s mark saying “don’t pull it, we can take it” and bob and wade going “PULL THE LEVER, WE CANT!!!”

@oddcrafter1270

Жыл бұрын

And Chica has no idea what's going on, as usual... I'm gonna pull it.

2:42 "Ethan is resting peacefully on the trails but Mark WANTS to be hit by the trolley, not because he is a masochist, but because he wants to see if his body can take it."

@sleepysaff2

Жыл бұрын

Just let ethan rest.

@sleepysaff2

Жыл бұрын

It will all be okay

@elizabeth5561

Жыл бұрын

Mark can take a train. He watched Thomas the Train. He's a train expert.

@ShrekAndStuff

Жыл бұрын

My name is Ethan:c

@enriquesuarez7113

Жыл бұрын

lmFAO hahaha

i love how mark always says "im not a masochist" as a defense for everything.

@Ghostlycatgirl

Жыл бұрын

Yeaaa "I'm not a masochists but I think I can handle a trolly"

@itzinzaynn6294

Жыл бұрын

I imagine he thinks he can clinch his cheeks, get hit, and call it a day

@tinylollipop9542

Жыл бұрын

Jump in front of

@tinylollipop9542

Жыл бұрын

It

@reignpowerrandamody9460

Жыл бұрын

Why is it that I can see an Avengers edit in my head of Mark grinning to Cap before turning around and just blocking the shit out of a Leviathan while screaming "I'M NOT A MASOCHIST I SWEARRRRRRR!" As the Leviathan just crumbles before him.🤣

Mark: "I'm not masochist" Also Mark: "I wonder if I could survive a trolley running me over."

3:05 the fact you can see him seriously thinking whether he could take a trolley is worrysome

Mark: "I'm not a masochist" Also mark: *Wants to see if his body can't take being run over by a big ass trolley*

@EEEEEEEE

Жыл бұрын

E‎

@coldasifneveraskedthemoon7401

Жыл бұрын

Me: yeah, we know that🤣🤣

@thibautisserant

Жыл бұрын

"Why would you sacrifice yourself ? _It's not a sacrifice if I can *take it* !"

@DissedRedEngie

Жыл бұрын

@MrBeas𝔱 ⸜⁄ uhh, you forgot the part where the bot is supposed to be at least somewhat subtle.

@loading...6969

Жыл бұрын

Masochist

Mark: "I'm not a masochist!" Also Mark to a bunch of himself: "They would want this"

@gotomyhomepageforasub4362

Жыл бұрын

My name..

@matthewtrujillo7228

Жыл бұрын

Here's an actual reply because you got bots. Also your comment is funny.

@yeetlebeetle2060

Жыл бұрын

@@gotomyhomepageforasub4362 ok i wont

@woof_irl4738

Жыл бұрын

@Kavetion You never were, you hopeless bot.

@dhukk1927

Жыл бұрын

2:45 sure Mark

What we learned: *Never* put your life in Mark's dangerous little hands.

One of my favorite meme variations was one where the trolley is on one track and constantly running over people and it said "You can stop the trolley at any time but doing so would disrupt the trolley service, causing the company to lose profits!" My other favorite version was on titled "2020 version" and it also had the trolley on one track constantly running over people but you have no lever and it just says "You can only watch"

I’m sorry but none of these will ever top “Babe come over” “I can’t I’m having a moral dilemma” “My family isn’t home” “I know”

@oceanareuherrera2610

Жыл бұрын

oh my god lmaoo

@heddja

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@thegod_kirx5559

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@yuukimakoto1386

Жыл бұрын

In Ethen's voice

@CannedWolfMeat

Жыл бұрын

That and "your dick is stuck in the track" were some of my favourite Unus Annus reactions

Mark: "I want to see what my body can ta- *I'm not a masochist."* Never change, Mark. Never change.

@melting5883

Жыл бұрын

408 like and no comments.. I'm the first!

@Call_Upon_YAH

Жыл бұрын

Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless him! Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him! True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better! Have a blessed day, everyone!! ❤

@Call_Upon_YAH

Жыл бұрын

Your worries (yes, anxiety), depression, suicidal thoughts, EVERYTHING will melt away and be NO MORE when you lean on God and put your trust in him! When I have physical pain, I literally pray and the Lord quells it, that I am healed!! Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! People are bothered by his name. The world hates the truth and wants to continue living sinfully! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous.

@matronator

Жыл бұрын

Yay! I was the 1000th upvote on this comment! What do I win? What do I win?? 🥳🤩

@cerulity32k

Жыл бұрын

Also Mark's clones: "Let me take it!" "No, let _me_ take it!" "No! Let *me* take it!"

I'm not a masochist, says Markiplier, lying as easily as he breathed

I'm glad every now and then we get reminders of how Mark is NOT a masochist

Trolly Problem: “Mark, would you let yourself be run over by a trolley-“ Mark: “YES” Trolly Problem: “…uh…to save 5 people…?” Mark: “Oh! Yes…of course…to…save them…right…”

@PhineasFerb001

Жыл бұрын

Yeah… to save them… why else…?😰

@nikothewolf344

Жыл бұрын

@@PhineasFerb001 TO TEST HIS LIMITS

@gzs1595

Жыл бұрын

definitely not a masochist

@battle_builder

Жыл бұрын

@DONT READ PROFILE PIC I have fallen for this once before, and I have learned from my mistakes.

@grass_enjoyer

Жыл бұрын

More proof of his masochism of which he claims to not have in this same video

Mark: “I’m not a bad guy” Also Mark: I like the way they scream

@shadowlion0131

Жыл бұрын

I hope these bots are the ones on the track.

@mysticman331

Жыл бұрын

@@shadowlion0131 me too bro

@a51ez

Жыл бұрын

But he also doesn't 💀

@zandiarabans1822

Жыл бұрын

Mark: I’m not a masochist Mark: I want to know what my body can take Mark: not a sadist Mark: I like the way they’re screaming

I love the trolley problem scenarios. I almost majored in psychology and this difference in how people think, react, and rationalize is just so interesting.

5:24 Mark does assisted suicide

Mark: I'm not a masochist Also Mark: *YES, LET US SEE IF I CAN WITHSTAND BEING RUN OVER BY A TROLLEY*

@MILF_enjoyer

Жыл бұрын

Cringe + anime pfp + ratio

@star_deaths3109

Жыл бұрын

The amount of times he's said that and proved himself wrong is hilarious

@vibedude9183

Жыл бұрын

@@MILF_enjoyer Failed ratio

@antek9095

Жыл бұрын

@@MILF_enjoyer typical dog user

@PoisonedBerryAddict

Жыл бұрын

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ My guy this is a video about weird trolley problems, please go do that in a Christian-related video.

"I'm not a masochist!" *Proceeds to think about getting run over by a trolley in the most painful way possible*

@nekotranslates

Жыл бұрын

Meanwhile a trolley is a shopping cart 😂 Can stop it with your bare hands easily. Just great being a non-American. And yes... the video should be renamed "Absurd Tram Problems"

@CtrlAltBacks

Жыл бұрын

@@nekotranslates It can be called "trolley", we have trolleys here. And plus, what's the difference between not American and American?

The very end one… that Mark has presented us with…it is unsolvable. Truly a work of a philosophical genius.

I love mark struggling to remember what the quote is🤣 It's "needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few"

Mark: “I’m not a masochist” Also Mark: “ i bet i could take a train, i bet i could take a trolley”

@EEEEEEEE

Жыл бұрын

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

@gotomyhomepageforasub4362

Жыл бұрын

Read my name!!

@sawyermorrow8719

Жыл бұрын

@@gotomyhomepageforasub4362 ok, if you really dont want me to i guess i wont

@nikothewolf344

Жыл бұрын

@@sawyermorrow8719 Well the reason they say that is to get attention from people like you who deny them, so uh...

@blacknight9471

Жыл бұрын

Goddamn this reply section is a nightmare and a half

Mark: "Needs of the many vs. the needs of the few!" Best friend: "Halp" Mark: "Well the other people obviously wanted to die"

@TheHoaxReality

Жыл бұрын

I was looking at his first cousin thinking that exact thing lol

@eklhaft4531

Жыл бұрын

What if there is 1 billion strangers on the other track? Would you cause a genocide or do you think the train would stop after hitting the first few?

@lepperkin

Жыл бұрын

@@eklhaft4531 Thats not a genocide. Do you even know what genocide is? It's not just killing a bunch of people.

@eklhaft4531

Жыл бұрын

@@lepperkin ok a mass murder. Just didn't know what to call it on this scale. You can imagine they are all of the same nationality.

I like how almost everyone I know doesn’t even hesitate in both destroying the Mona Lisa and pranking the driver

5:41 that trolley became a Formula 1 car.

Sean was streaming earlier and he was talking about how when you’re a kid you learn stuff by reaction. Like touching a hot stove to learn how hot it is. He was like “you know, you just touch it to see how much you can take. Oh god, I sound like Mark right now”

@ThisandThats

Жыл бұрын

was that today?

@blissfulthoughts6020

Жыл бұрын

@@ThisandThats yep

@KxmpleteKxllapse

Жыл бұрын

@Kavetion u happy u got that out dude? lol

@raspberrytaegi

Жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA

@poppythemerpasaur

Жыл бұрын

@DONT READ PROFILE PIC Will do! Thanks for the warning!

I love how Mark’s reasoning wasn’t ‘I’ll sacrifice myself to save the other people’, but rather ‘I could take a trolley’ Not a masochist indeed

@ehx3419

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, "I'm able to endure it without dying and they're not" is a perfectly valid reasoning even without getting masochism involved. I can actually imagine that as a movie hero quote. "I'm not a masochist. But in this situation... pain is a much smaller price than death!"

6:13 me playing this game on that level: JOKES ON YOU, I DONT HAVE A BEST FRIEND!!!

I love how Mark's ethics resemble Immanuel Kant's teachings so much it's uncanny.

@ThatFoxxoLeo

4 ай бұрын

I'm not big on philosophy, what are Kant's teachings like?

@Dantido

4 ай бұрын

​​​​​@@ThatFoxxoLeoFrom my understanding, Kant's teachings are based on imperatives based on the "duty", a senseless (a priori) faculty shared by every rational being. In your typical trolley problem of 3 lives vs 1 life, with the train defaulting to the path of 3 lives at first, Kant would say it's immoral to pull the lever as killing is an immoral act based on one of the imperatives of duty ("YOU MAY NOT TREAT OTHERS EXCLUSIVELY AS TOOLS, BUT RATHER AS PURPOSE (aka people with dignity)" and you can't change faith to kill one life as that would make you a killer. It's the opposite of utilitarian ethics, that base morality on what gives the most good or the least bad. Utilitarians would pull the lever as it would mean less people killed. Kant, on the other hand, thinks cuantifying human lives to say if something is moral is absurd since the life of the people is invaluable as they have DIGNITY. The best course of action for Kant is to let faith run its course. Keep in mind I'm a bit rusty with my philosophy studies on ethics so take this with a grain of salt. _PD : I just rewatched the vid and I should specify that I meant the evolution of Markiplier's choices. I didn't remember what Mark picked on the first problem..._ PD-2 : I've recently went over kantian ethics and I've fixed all of the rusty stuff. It should be much clearer now. Basically, Kant thinks there's a faculty in every rational being called "the duty", and that is the basis of what's moral and what isn't. You don't ask what's good, but rather how to act good, how to act according to duty. Duty is formulated on categorical imperatives that are the objective law that applies to every rational being. The two (there's another one but I didn't study it) categorical imperatives Kant proposes are, in layman's terms : - "People have dignity, so treat them as such". - "Only do acts that you would see yourself liking in a hypothetical world where everyone does those acts (as in, don't lie since you wouldn't like a world of liars)" This was revolutionary at the time since ethics used to base around the searching of happiness and materialism. Aristotle especially just saw something that made the collective of the State happy as the true morality, when in reality that definition can be deformed to hell and back. Anyways, hope I cleared some smoke, and thanks for reading. Have a nice day.

@Dantido

2 ай бұрын

​@@ThatFoxxoLeoHey there, dude, not sure if you can see this, but I've editted the comment explaining Kant's ethics since I went over his stuff again and I realized just how rusty I really was. I hope it's helpful to you now. Take care.

i can only imagine how insane mark looks when he's "talking to lixian" pre-edit

@BlackMoonHowls

Жыл бұрын

Anyone that "talks" to themselves.

@goose1114

Жыл бұрын

@Kavetion congratulations, I imagine that must make you happy

@arconisthewolf4430

Жыл бұрын

@Kavetion no your not :)

@geekjokes8458

Жыл бұрын

sometimes he streams while recording, it's a bit awkward but it's not that bad

@kp.skiiiiii

Жыл бұрын

can we have just one video where lixian ignores all his requests and doesn’t animate himself in 😭

Mark: These are my clones right? I mean this is what they'd want, right?! Me: Cause your totally NOT a masochist, right Mark?

@katlinlinkat7620

Жыл бұрын

Exactly

@vincentnnoli8193

Жыл бұрын

But since he is also his clones and the only one with actual choice he’d let the trolley run him over instead

@pizzaboy8834

Жыл бұрын

@DONT READ PROFILE PIC ok

So, how many times have we confirmed that Mark is a masochist?

@abena.mp5

Жыл бұрын

too many to count lmao

@kyoobqa

Жыл бұрын

Zero. Mark has _explicitly_ stated that he is _not_ a masochist, y'know. 😏

For me, the fact that the rich guy tried to bribe me would have sealed his fate. I would have been trying to figure out a way to save both of them if possible otherwise. In short: "How *dare* you think you can bribe me to kill!" -Leaves them to their fate.-

@dylantaylor5829

Жыл бұрын

Right?

@TheCool_Guy23

Жыл бұрын

I woulda left him to his fate the moment I realized he was rich

@mickaelrocher8121

Жыл бұрын

Well it interesing but i pulled on the bélief that the rich man didnt wanted to kill him the other man or maybe he wasnt even aware thar there were an man on another track For me he just asked me to save him Beside im pretty sûre that if the man had more than 500 $ , he probably do an similar offer than the rich man

@mrhubert1462

9 ай бұрын

​@@TheCool_Guy23what is the problem with rich people

@gljames24

5 ай бұрын

​​@@mrhubert1462They hoard wealth using regulatory capture and prevent societal progress.

"They're on the way out anyway." Perhaps Mark isn't a masochist, but this video definitely shows he's a sadist.

@johnathynraymond1049

Жыл бұрын

Also Mark : Lives of the many, over lives of the few

@thehawk8173

Жыл бұрын

@@johnathynraymond1049 but if you think about it, that baby will eventually make more thus making more people.

@insertname717

Жыл бұрын

Also mark: "I like the way they're screaming"

@amazingjames1979

Жыл бұрын

The choice actually makes sense though

@oujimandias6485

Жыл бұрын

Sadomasochist, the full package

"I'm not a masochist." Guys, I think Mark might be in denial.

@merasmurry1460

Жыл бұрын

You *think*?

@mewoisbest8851

Жыл бұрын

This is probably the 4th time I've heard him say that he isn't a masochist- pretty suspicious to me

@thedukeconiosantiago9180

Жыл бұрын

@@mewoisbest8851 you new?

@mewoisbest8851

Жыл бұрын

@@thedukeconiosantiago9180 Yeah just a baby boy

@thedukeconiosantiago9180

Жыл бұрын

@@mewoisbest8851 ph boy. Yeah he says this alot

2:55 as the train derail, it fall and in turn kill everyone, good thinking Mark, testing your own capacity and fullfil the other people dream of not feeling guilty.

4:13 kill the rich guy and steal all his Money

@matthewboire6843

Жыл бұрын

Money poisons people as some will say

@matthewboire6843

Жыл бұрын

Smart

When Mark said “I’m not a bad guy” it gives off the same vibe whenever he says he’s not a masochist.

@kingwolferzillajr.3561

Жыл бұрын

Early human

@EEEEEEEE

Жыл бұрын

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

@jplaysgamez_

Жыл бұрын

true

@PomadaGaming

Жыл бұрын

@MrBeas𝔱 ⸜⁄ what is fucked in your head…?

@godusopp9557

Жыл бұрын

@MrBeas𝔱 ⸜⁄ bro what

I love how mark is visiting old *[Redacted]* ideas… it’s a weird sense of nostalgia

@gotomyhomepageforasub4362

Жыл бұрын

Read my name

@EEEEEEEE

Жыл бұрын

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

@mooncaker

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I agree. It’s really cool how it’s like that!

@nobody_move

Жыл бұрын

Bro all these bots 💀

@isaacpascoe

Жыл бұрын

Memento mori

I like to think the more mark gets hurt the stronger he gets.

6:25 jokes on you I don't have any friends

The confidence in his ability to take getting ran over by a trolley is astounding.

@ovxrcxsts

Жыл бұрын

i just wanna see if i can take it😇

Mark: “It’s just money” Mark no more than 2 minutes later: *”What’s your offer, h m ?”*

@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917

Жыл бұрын

But he still run over richer one

@mc_wolfy1

Жыл бұрын

@@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 And either way he kills one person.

@ingegaugerlarranaga4210

Жыл бұрын

@@mc_wolfy1 ?? yeah because there's literally just two options

@WHYvernmaster

Жыл бұрын

For me, I destroyed my savings, but took the bribe. I don't have enough to be worth the lives of five people. Buuuut... if I'm faced with a situation where no matter what, I'll see one stranger die? Changing which one it is might be worth half a million, lol

@jakub7777

Жыл бұрын

@@WHYvernmaster but you will have bloody hands

12:41 really made me have a existential crisis 💀

10:25 heHaHEa yoU GoT pRanKEd

Regarding the sentient robot one, they'll remember Mark saved 5 of their brethren and during the robot uprising they'll keep Mark around. Clearly he's playing the smart game here, lads.

@ghoulknight5726

Жыл бұрын

Didn't think of it like that

@egggge4752

Жыл бұрын

Rokkos Basilisk

@sugarcubeswirly

Жыл бұрын

thats what im sayinggg

@commanderdemonno9819

Жыл бұрын

@@thatchicksebby but every human is different, and robots could be nearly identical in nature

@collectiusindefinitus6935

Жыл бұрын

Since the robots are sentient I value them to be alive like humans on top of the massive advancements keeping them around would allow.

My favorite is still: "You can stop the trolley at any time but doing so would disrupt the trolley and the company will lose money, There are protesters on the track demanding the trolley keep going and will attack you if you stop it"

@PantherCat64

Жыл бұрын

found a second favorite while looking for the one I mentioned: "You solved the trolley problem. You killed the person responsible for tying people to trolley tracks. It's finally over."

@yeetionary

Жыл бұрын

@@PantherCat64 alternative trolley problem solution: break the trolley with the lever. no more trolley

@R9naldo

Жыл бұрын

Kill the protestors. Always kill protestors

@Call_Upon_YAH

Жыл бұрын

Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless him! Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him! True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better! Have a blessed day, everyone!! ❤

@Call_Upon_YAH

Жыл бұрын

Your worries (yes, anxiety), depression, suicidal thoughts, EVERYTHING will melt away and be NO MORE when you lean on God and put your trust in him! When I have physical pain, I literally pray and the Lord quells it, that I am healed!! Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! People are bothered by his name. The world hates the truth and wants to continue living sinfully! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous.

You wake up. Where are you? What’s happening? You notice you’re tied to a train track. You hear the cries of five other people on the other track. You’re about to scream, fearful for your life. Then, you hear Mark yell “NEEDS OF THE MANY VERSUS NEEDS OF THE FEW” right before getting crushed by a trolley.

Can we all just take a moment to think about what the world would be like with 5 identical markiplier clones plus the real one?

This must be engraved in his tombstone: Here lies Mark "Markiplier" Fischbach He was NOT a masochist

@chromacorvus9651

Жыл бұрын

And then suddenly after a year that quote was crossed out and it turned into an hourglass instead.

@Jay-oi6eb

Жыл бұрын

@@chromacorvus9651 oh shit

Mark: “I’m not a masochist.” Everyone who watch him play Sucker For Love: “Pretty sure you are.”

@kakyoindonut3213

Жыл бұрын

most original markiplier fans

9:20 "sentient robots" meaning they have the ability to respond to stimuli, not "sapient", being able to have complex thought and consciousness.

9:55 there’s a problem with the logic here, if the trolley is no longer active, then the people who wrote on it and kept it in business will now need to have a different form of transportation, and will likely use cars, this is even worse for the environment and will cause even more deaths by CO2 emissions lmao 😂

I feel like Mark would stand in front of a trolley to “test the limits of his body.”

@BlackMoonHowls

Жыл бұрын

We have Trollies, but they run for an hour every Tuesday. Don't ask why I do not know. City Officials problems.

2:00 mark: the money is just going to scatter away anyways the money: s p l a t

One I really loved went like: “no matter what you do 5 people will die but if you pull the lever the trolley does a sick flip”

This is just Mark realizing how much he misses Unus Annus. 💀

@balls7828

Жыл бұрын

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Жыл бұрын

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@yourusual_BigShot

Жыл бұрын

Kyo is not hot

@PremierCCGuyMMXVI

Жыл бұрын

He going through the stages of grief lmao Us to mark 😔

@mooncaker

Жыл бұрын

Hilarious lolll

"Needs of the many!" "Hero Complex" "... Yea, I'll let those 5 die for my one bestie friend"

@madisonfeasel2370

Жыл бұрын

I’m curious who he had in mind for his best friend 😂

@DM-Oz

Жыл бұрын

Thats why i believe that my awnser to the original problem is to not pull the lever. I hate the utilitarist argument about the need of the many vs the need of the few, for we humans are, even if living in society, individuals. For those tree problems, the awnser i believe i would give are. Not pull the lever for the classic. Do pull the lever, or at least i like to believe i would do that, sacrificing myself, a choice i would be doing as an individual, and not a choice that would be made for me with the premisse that my life has an accounted value and is being compared to the other five. And i would likely save my best friend, unless his will is stated to be otherwise, i admit it is selfish choice, i even admit that is a wrong choice, for i am using the live of 5 other people to save someone i care about, but is simply what i, as an individual, think i would do, even if is not the correct thing to do.

I'm not a masochist." -Mark whenever he mentions getting hurt.

5:22 Plot Twist: 5 Oil protestors.. they gettin run over cuh

Mark: "im not a masochist" Also mark: *wants to see if he can survive getting ran over by a fucking trolley* also id def save chica

@Postmaybe

Жыл бұрын

unlike you, i don’t have a personal connection with chica sooooooooooooooooo

@Purplisntacolor

Жыл бұрын

@@Postmaybesame but chick still bc yes

The "Nobody is in danger, but you can pull the lever so bring it closer so you can wave at the people" will forever be my favourite Trolley problem

@HaxxorElite

Жыл бұрын

uwu

11:59 the people sidentyg go splat LOL

3:31 My bad art teacher would probably kill everyone if this happened.

Markiplier: "Im pretty strong" Also Markiplier: *breaks foot stepping off a curb*

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Жыл бұрын

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@ThePcHeadedGuy

Жыл бұрын

congrats, you got 5 bots on this comment in a record time. so anyway's back to what i was actually going to comment : yeah it does seem accurate, i mean last time i broke my foot stepping off a curb i got sent out of reality itself.

@cherriberri8373

Жыл бұрын

No common he obviously broke it through the sheer strength collected in his body being released at once stepping off that curb

@AristotleMotivation

Жыл бұрын

@@ThePcHeadedGuy bro i am just glad to see a sentient human being in these comments

@Tinkerrer

Жыл бұрын

also breaks his nose carrying a chair

Seeing how Mark enjoys absurd trolley problems, I think he would love Trolley Problem Inc, which is a game not unlike this about increasingly complex and absurd "trolley problem" moral quandaries. It also has an integrated feature that can poll your audience if you livestream it, but I'm not sure if it works in KZread live chats or just Twitch chats. Either way it would be a great experience.

@ShillyBilly130

Жыл бұрын

He absolutely should! It would make for a great time and I instantly thought of this game when seeing this video!

@cascadedangel7139

Жыл бұрын

Get this comment to the top!

@tumblingartist

Жыл бұрын

YES! That would be awesome to see

0:17 I would pull the lever to wave to all the people.

4:51 nice transition into weedwacker/chainsaw idle noise.

The [Redacted] trolley problem where mark wants to see if he can take it is still the best trolly problem ever made

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Жыл бұрын

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@muffin.muffin.muffin.muffin

Жыл бұрын

Don't look at my name!

@01TacocaT10

Жыл бұрын

@MrBeas𝔱 ⸜⁄ jesus christ yall report this bruh

@MrLoverman7134

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely also these bots💀

@gotomyhomepageforasub4362

Жыл бұрын

Read my name!

“I bet I could take a trolley” Mark “Definitely not a masochist” Iplier

@zambinoni

Жыл бұрын

69th like 👌

@BigJackMack

Жыл бұрын

STOP SAYING HE"S A MASOCHIST!

@Basstez

Жыл бұрын

Exactly lmaoo

@conorgillingham2564

Жыл бұрын

@@BigJackMack So you’re not clued in on the joke. Got it.

Someone make a compilation of every time mark says "im not a masochist"

The one thing that got me with this game is the 83% willing to kill 5 sentient robots. Like, do yall know what sentient means or do you just hate robots. I'm glad Markiplier made the right choice along with 17% of other players.

Five clones of Mark; a barbershop quintet all singing, "We're not Masochists, but we can TAKE WHATEVER YOU THROW AT US!"

@weldonwin

Жыл бұрын

Clearly, they are the Mark Variants from In Space With Markiplier, who sang the Space Was So Cool song

For the last problem: Seeing as Mark would live either way (cause he can take a trolley) , I would have to do nothing and run over Mark, Wade, and Bob to save Chica. If I I pulled it he would live and be devastated the rest of his life that I killed his pup. Do nothing, and he would take the trolley and still have his pup.

@maxwellmcgee7114

Жыл бұрын

Seeing as Mark can take it, it would only kill one of them. Cause the trolley would stop after hitting Mark and he's in the middle.

@battle_builder

Жыл бұрын

@@maxwellmcgee7114 genius

@maxwellmcgee7114

Жыл бұрын

@@battle_builder oh yeah, its big brain time

7:30 The correct answer is do a double track drift

3:37 14% of people are yoshikage kira

@ricecoke7682

Жыл бұрын

Nice

It's so funny when Mark says "I'm not a masochist" and then immediately says or does something that points toward masochism.😂😂

@Hydrophobiqe

Жыл бұрын

Yeah

Mark: "I'm not a masochist." Also Mark: *"I bet I can take a trolley running over me, I CAN TAKE THAT."* 💖💖💖

@justsomerandompersononthei4908

Жыл бұрын

@Kavetion k

@denzterwastaken

Жыл бұрын

@Kavetion and I'm Jesus

@Sherin974

Жыл бұрын

Something occurs to me that, he claims he can take a train however he put wade in front.

9:18 i agree with mark because if the robots are sentient then they have feelings it could be something like Detroit become human the androids start to become sentient and more human.

@gljames24

5 ай бұрын

I know right. I feel bad for robots in the future who will be considered nonpersons even if they were identical to humans in terms of sapience.

@tomasespitia3427

5 ай бұрын

Good point i agree, but terrible example xd, the robots that gained sentience, the situation the were in, and the way they got it in detroit become human is like the most unlikely scenario on how IA with coincience would be developed. But yeah, a TRUE sentient robot should be treated as any human in regards of how valuable its life is

On the future portal problem: I’d say “Screw this.”, and just jump into the portal myself!

Mark "I'm not a masochist" iplier: "I'm not a masochist, I just want to see what my body can handle" "They're my clones, they would want to get run over with a trolly"

On level 8, Not killing the cats means free lobster food for dinner.

"I could take a trolly" "in a fight, mark?" "..." "mark?"

"I can take a trolly" 45000lbs of steel vs Mark's hulking pectorals. Tough call. Could go either way tbh.

3:53 Mark: "Hey buddy whats your offer ?" Buddy: *:O :o :O :o :O :o :O :o :O :o :O :o*

Markiplier: "This is for humanity" Also Markiplier: kills a f*cking human

For the ending problem, I just to do nothing because Mark can take a trolley

2:44 Mark: "And I do kinda wanna see what my body can take. I'm not a masochist but you know..." Ladies and gentlemen, he said the thing.

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Жыл бұрын

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Markiplier: “I am not a bad guy.” Also Mark: Made a clear statement on a theory that he could be a masochist.

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Жыл бұрын

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@muffin.muffin.muffin.muffin

Жыл бұрын

Don't look at my name

@Krow_Kid

Жыл бұрын

Wow these bots are amazing. I'm sure they are loved and have a very high confidence 🤡

@gotomyhomepageforasub4362

Жыл бұрын

Read my name

@jblen

Жыл бұрын

How are those two statements related? Does making a statement on a theory make you a bad guy?

Game: "The trolley comes towards your best friend!" Me: "Ha! Jokes on you! I don't have friends!"

I "solved philosophy" with a kill count of 52.

@Stillcrown239

Жыл бұрын

I got 107! Try and beat that!

8:42 I feel like Mark underestimates mankind's ability to rebuild broken robots.

@yphoenix5957

Жыл бұрын

Mankind can rebuild/repair the robots, but will they still be sentient? Pull the lever to sacrifice the one person, there's a chance it could benefit all ot humanity. Or the sentiment robots become unruly like lazy teenagers and I'm the asshole X)

@phenix2403

Жыл бұрын

@@yphoenix5957 yes? If technology ever gets to that point, the robots won't be constrained by the same limits biological animals have. Stuff like keeping a backup of themselves would be possible

@backinyourcommentsectionag3191

Жыл бұрын

@@yphoenix5957 lmfao that's pretty good.

@robertbruce5816

Жыл бұрын

@@phenix2403 if technology ever gets to that point, biological animals won't be constrained by the same limits.

@jacobking3821

Жыл бұрын

@@phenix2403 A backup is not the same being. If we make it to the point that we can make a sentient program, a back up would be a second sentient program, not the same in two places. Just like making an online copy of yourself is not you in two places, it's an entirely different you, and killing yourself with the belief that you'll continue as a computer is simply suicide.

How a normal person see it: I'll sacrifice myself to save others. How Mark sees it: I wanna see if my body can take it --