Was not expecting “it went a little racist.” After being prompted with Ronald McDonald.

@juperixd9576

Жыл бұрын

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 the bots are getting good at infuriating you. I think its not getting deleted from being reported like a million times is cuz KZread does not recognize map as a fucked up word.

@KayzeeHorror

Жыл бұрын

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 Wha-

@lennon4710

Жыл бұрын

​@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 no

@bri1003

Жыл бұрын

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 mmmm we love them boys but I never would have thought this would happen😐

@LyraPyxisVT

Жыл бұрын

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 no its not if you find a child sexually attractive as a adult get fucking help, age isnt just a number, children cannot comprehend sex, if you truly think age is just a number seek help

“A: Why is your hair like that?”

@SpikyBlade

Жыл бұрын

A: Will you be a witness?

@LEAFagent

Жыл бұрын

"A: You really are so pretty!"

@merlenclownshuffles

Жыл бұрын

Do you like it?

@louietokyo551

Жыл бұрын

A: Will you be a witness?

@thearchitect361

Жыл бұрын

A: will you be a witness

"Will you be a witness?" *Markiplier asked calmly.*

@Zeni_has_taken_over_earth

2 ай бұрын

*very very calmly.*

@Zeni_has_taken_over_earth

2 ай бұрын

*...*

@MaeBlue-lw1xu

10 күн бұрын

@@Zeni_has_taken_over_earth…

I'm here to mourn the loss of InferKit. A: Why is your hair like that?

Mark: *writes a serious, well-thought-out, magnificent start to a story* Inferkit: "Or was it all a dream?"

@miketrapper0464

Жыл бұрын

Ai is the future

@crazyluigi6664

Жыл бұрын

🤔🤔🤔

@michaelabochenski-dahlmann2325

Жыл бұрын

It was too glorious for it to comprehend 😌

@myiccah

Жыл бұрын

Waiting for bot comment to pop up

@Camacho187

Жыл бұрын

I’m scared because I live in Pittsburgh and I’m scared what will spill onto the highway next.

Typed into the site "My nuts, they ache" . . . It gave me a whole damn story about 2 gay dudes but it's secret, one of them needs a job and they other is struggling to keep theirs. It has VERY deceptive sexual scenes and it has good character development. Solid story.

@itsRhodi

Жыл бұрын

just typed that in and i got a story about a father taking care of his sick and dying son. it appears that our nuts ache in two different ways, friend

@LaurenCH528

Жыл бұрын

could u post so I may read for research purposes

@SnatSayo

Жыл бұрын

just typed that in and i got a story about how everyone gets uncomfortable the moment i enter a bathtub

@QuavanteZingletonTheThird

Жыл бұрын

@@LaurenCH528 research purposes

@krysseainjelquismundo4769

Жыл бұрын

May I know what the story is, its a..school project-

5:10 Aunti Doris😂😂 A: Will you be a witness?

@MaeBlue-lw1xu

10 күн бұрын

Uncle herb is a witness

man i had no idea AI had romance novels for the first thing in fiction A: Why is your hair like that?

Q: “Did you like it?” A: "Will you be a witness?" the killer pressured me into action upon my final moments until

@savvythedivineyethuggable7493

Жыл бұрын

Good scalie boi.

@cloud_lost_in_thought

Жыл бұрын

...the dark shadow rose behind him and I couldn't help but...

@naiveoptimist5637

Жыл бұрын

@@cloud_lost_in_thought twerk it away

@connortheduelist2260

Жыл бұрын

@@cloud_lost_in_thought there was hope. For who should burst from the door? It was...

@mercipurrs

Жыл бұрын

@@szymonanonim7214 ..., he was there, infront of me, scowl plastered onto his unforgiving face...

"Willl you be a witness?" I certainly am glad i witnessed whatever this is, great content Mark

@alehlete830

Жыл бұрын

Children's education in Zimbabwe

@nuclearbaron649

Жыл бұрын

"will you be a witness" think about what that implies

@Ddday14

Жыл бұрын

I second this

@JonoPee669

Жыл бұрын

I don’t know, willl I?

@sirdootdoot2430

Жыл бұрын

That must have made Destiny 2 lore readers laugh their asses off

i tried to make some knock-knock jokes with the ai and they're just glorious. "Knock, knock. Who's there?" "It's Nick. Watch out for my nutsack." "Knock, knock. Who's there?" "Silence." "Silence who?" "Fucking silence."

@arrontheprotogen9276

9 ай бұрын

AUNTIE DORIS, THE EVIL WITCH WHO TOOK YOUR SOUL

@rositchi5889

6 ай бұрын

This one killed me, thank you!

2:48 I tried it and got "My hand was trembling. The gun rattling in my grip. In front of my stood Ronald Mcdonald. I knew what I had to do. Before he could say anything, I shot Ronald McDonald, right between his sad brown eyes. I watched him die. I stood there, watching as he kept reanimating. Laughing. It was the most horrifying thing I'd ever seen. And that's when he spoke. 'Won't you do something about this?' he said, over and over again. He crawled towards me. I remember how fast my heart was pounding. I felt the warm blood leaking onto my hand. At that moment, he was almost in front of me, but I shot him dead once again. 'Didn't think I'd like you so much, Doctor Doom.' And with that, my hallucination faded away."

@surgestudios2975

Ай бұрын

Good ending

@lindsayshanks7555

Ай бұрын

The fact that Inferkit was still around seven months ago makes me kinda sad that I didn't try using it earlier

@darkcrydotmrihavetoomanyst1440

14 күн бұрын

Is it still around

I love how these AI programs go off on their own incomprehensible tangents sometimes. A: Why is your hair like that?

@Unagam1GD

Жыл бұрын

I entered: "Never Gonna Give You Up" and it said: "Never Gonna Give you up is the debut album of the German dance band Scooter. The album was released in November 1991, and was the band's first and only album released on A&M Records. "Never Gonna Give you up" was the band's first album to feature Rolf Köhler, who joined the band in late 1991, and was the last album to feature the band's original line-up. The album peaked at No. 1 in Germany, and No. 5 in the United Kingdom. The album received a "Gold" certification from the BVMI for shipping 100,000 copies in Germany. The album was re-released in the United Kingdom with two bonus tracks in 1995. The album was re-released in the United States in 2004 with three bonus tracks. They were taken from the band's first two albums, "You and Me Against the World" and "Nuggets". "Never Gonna Give you up" was released as a single in the United Kingdom and the United States in 1994. It reached No. 14 on the UK Singles Chart, and No. 45 on the "Billboard" Hot 100. The single became the group's highest-charted album in 2012."

@lune7220

Жыл бұрын

Yep

@ShwappaJ

Жыл бұрын

I'm your 1,000th like

@knightwolf3511

Жыл бұрын

the best thing ai doesn't understand, only humans so it's like a bunch of humans trying to teach a robot good and bad things but the robot only knows whats being said but doesn't understand it

@ShwappaJ

Жыл бұрын

@@knightwolf3511 So basically like a dog or a horse?

I feel like there's amazing comedic potential in having an AI give the punchline to an already existing joke. *_A: Will you be a witness?_*

@goldenfoxy355

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@izzzy1977

Жыл бұрын

The episode of distractable mentioned is pretty much exactly that, and it's hilariously stupid, and funny

@Ilias2

Жыл бұрын

*W E E D E A T E R*

@brybita

Жыл бұрын

@@izzzy1977 which episode is it?

@unlimiteddd

Жыл бұрын

Why is your hair Like That? (==)

I miss when ai was stupid

@konpeitojellie

Ай бұрын

When are chat ai gonna improve bro

@adora_was_taken

Ай бұрын

@@konpeitojellie they just did yesterday actually. llama 3 runs entirely locally and is both faster and better than gpt-3.5. it's also really good at _sounding_ human, at least from my testing.

@co5micwaffle742

Ай бұрын

Cleverbot was endless entertainment back in the day...

@WesleyStuchbery-dc2fm

3 күн бұрын

Still is stupid if you have the right setup, But yeah I miss stupid :(

this was a great video to watch while sick. my sinuses cleared up from laughing A: will you be a witness

Okay but the AI slowly got more scary. Also A: Will you be a witness

@nyan7092

Жыл бұрын

I eat my own toenails

@scratchshow5678

Жыл бұрын

OMG SAME

@tommyl5319

Жыл бұрын

Bonhooyah!

@JeremyTheBluespottedCornetfish

Жыл бұрын

@@nyan7092 e

@loki4807

Жыл бұрын

THE FUCK DOES A MEAN?

Laughed my ass off, this is one of your best for sure Mark A: Will you be a witness?

@dennisyukhanov1672

Жыл бұрын

B:why is your hair like that

@thegdjordan6332

Жыл бұрын

1.3K likes 2 comments

@PersonaAwakenedUser

Жыл бұрын

Jeez only 4 comments

@rwooooshmeifyourgay8621

Жыл бұрын

@@dennisyukhanov1672 C: Not really. I just do what I am told. I have to do my job, and I do it to the best of my ability, and keep my eyes out on the road and have my speed in the game at all times. G: I've never had one

@rwooooshmeifyourgay8621

Жыл бұрын

kinda fits

this was one of my favorite videos tbh. especially the anime plot A:will you be a witness?

A: Why is your hair like that?

I haven't laughed this hard in years! A: will you be a witness

@xxyoshi12xx6

Жыл бұрын

hollow knight pfp moment

@Sp00ksOdyssey

Жыл бұрын

You guys know why it was blurred for Ronald McDonald?? I wanna know 🤣

@feeplemurphy4618

Жыл бұрын

@@Sp00ksOdyssey racism

@Sp00ksOdyssey

Жыл бұрын

@@feeplemurphy4618 Oh! 😭😭

@alexduga7647

Жыл бұрын

Noooooooo I have more things to do

"Will you be a witness?" Here's hoping? Auntie Doris joke broke my sides, I think I need to relearn how to breathe.

@Kermie__

Жыл бұрын

U forgor how tu breth?

@starshaped._7478

Жыл бұрын

Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul Auntie Doris, who’s been dead for six hundred years

@Saxdude26

Жыл бұрын

@@Kermie__ To quote Vargskelethor: *wheeze* ARGH WHAT IS AIR?!

@loading...6969

Жыл бұрын

YES i wll be a wiutness

@Kermie__

Жыл бұрын

@@loading...6969 O, eye seeh, yough shall be eh woughtness four kort?

2024: website is dead Me:WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!?

@kgratia4748

Ай бұрын

rest in peace

12:01 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS

@theauggieboygamer9148

3 күн бұрын

*Human takes over* Can I take your order?

The auntie Doris one might be the one that I might use for a short film. A: Will you be a witness?

@1viper735

Жыл бұрын

That'd be Dope

@1viper735

Жыл бұрын

That was also the best one

@CallMiDusty

Жыл бұрын

@@1viper735 It will! I'm actually working on it right now, and in the middle of the short film, I might add that quote with the entity saying the quote.

@Mel0nCake404

Жыл бұрын

Auntie Doris sounds awesome just saying

@Liv-Zone

Жыл бұрын

Auntie Doris the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Doris who's been dead for 600 year and can now walk the earth.

This was the most hilarious video I've ever seen My answer: Will you be a witness?

@VoxicAkumu

Жыл бұрын

Tectone? 😳

@the_circuit6347

Жыл бұрын

@@VoxicAkumu maybe 😳

@zephyrhowtogaming1836

Жыл бұрын

Q: Did

@krunskisenpai9148

Жыл бұрын

Yoko tectone fn

@randomguywhopostsvids

Жыл бұрын

Roa

I've come here to pay my respects to Inferkit, don't know exactly when it was discontinued but oh the memories that have been made from it, much like Unus Annus...

@DeliriousHans

Ай бұрын

I wanted to try it out after remembering this video, but i was hit with the same thing, sad

@kgratia4748

Ай бұрын

I didn't know :( why would it happen like this?!

i lowered the creativity to .1 and now whenever i try to make a knock knock joke it just repeats "i dont know." over and over and over A: you really are so pretty!

Question: "Did you like this" Answer: "will you be a witness?" Hell yeah, ill be a witness to this crazy drug trip we're on with AI. I havent laughed so hard all day to be honest

@_Colt

Жыл бұрын

I ain’t laughed this hard in 5 years 😂

@tbone2099

Жыл бұрын

New question: Did

@Starjumper2000four

Жыл бұрын

Answer: will you be a witness?

@imapancake7355

Жыл бұрын

Why is your hair like that?

@eliyahuyashr9829

Жыл бұрын

Here's a little story made by AI BOB AND MARKIPLIER WERE IN THEIR CAR UNTIL IT RAMMED INTO A LADDER IN A HIGH WINDS. BOB SAID ALL PICKLE PURCHASES HAVE TO BE CAREFULLY DOCUMENTED. MARKIPLIER WAS NOT FLYING BUT THIS STILL NEEDS A CAREFUL PLANNING FOR EVERY SNACK. EXT. HIGH ABOVE THE ATMOSPHERE (AS IN SCENES 4 AND 5) - NIGHT BOB SAID WHY DID WE RAN INTO A LADDER MARKIPLIER SAID, IF THEY HADN’T WE WOULD HAVE ENDED UP IN THE CAR AND BEEN STUCK IN IT. BOB SAID CAN WE WALK MARKIPLIER SAID WALK AGAIN. BOB SAID I HEAR A WEIRD SOUND AND NOT THE SOUND OF CLOTHES COMING OFF. BOB AND MARKIPLIER LOOK BEHIND THE CAR AND SAW NOTHING BUT THEN THEY LOOKED OUTSIDE AND SAW A BEAM OF LIGHT COMING OUT OF THE CAR. BOB SAID I HEAR A SERIES OF RAT NOISES, LIGHTS AND SHADOWS BOB SAID I CAN SEE IN THOSE SHADOWS THERE’S A BANK OF FLASHLIGHTS BOB SAID I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING IN THAT LIGHT INT. MARKIPLIER’S MARKIPLIER SAID LOOK UP AND BOB SAID I’VE BEEN LYING DOWN THERE TRYING TO SEE A TERRIBLE SIGHT AND I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY. MARKIPLIER SAID I’VE BEEN SEEING DIFFERENT IMAGES.

1:23 *describes a heart-wrenching, tear-bringing moment thinking about life from a cliff, probably implicating suicide, that is dramatic and self-thought-out message about LIFE* AI: *OR WAS IT ALL A DREAM?* A: Will you be a witness?

@SevNeijizawaVt

Жыл бұрын

[AI generated furry text] : *_Anon will._* *_I won't._* *_Your life doesn't matter._* *_For you're on the internet, where Uwunium makes you more immunocompromised so you succumb to the pathowogen..._* *_We, the Furries, will take over Earth, & our God Markiplier, will create PokéKin waifus/husbandos & pass a Worldlaw Bill, finally making it legally permissable (encouraged, even!) to keese, mayrie, & smesh our pokéwaifus/pokehusbandos._*

@penguin5695

Жыл бұрын

I’ve been thinking about that and I think the AI may have been drawing from the lyrics to The Violence by Rise Against

@akaza676

Жыл бұрын

Ai: woah there lets keep it pg

@damienearl8302

Жыл бұрын

@@akaza676 Meanwhile, the AI: *takes a prompt about Ronald Mc'Donald and gets a quirky smidge of racist*

@Laurenconblaine

9 ай бұрын

Auntie Doris who

crazy how I have already seen this video, but KZread has recommended this to me so many times over the last two weeks that I feel obligated to watch it again

8:54 The Ai understood the assignment

i love how mark goes from writing actual stories to random stuff that makes no sense at all A: will you be a witness?

@randomanimations8488

Жыл бұрын

A: why is your hair like that?

@dutchdragon2472

Жыл бұрын

So I got this new anime plot, basically

@torhundal2182

Жыл бұрын

@@dutchdragon2472 there's this high school girl

@kadenator05

Жыл бұрын

@@torhundal2182 Auntie Doris

@chingchang8709

Жыл бұрын

@@randomanimations8488 why is everyone saying why is your hair like that or will you be my witness

I absolutely loved this accident poem bit. 17:38 A: Will you be a witness?

All of these stories end up being something a patient in a straight jacket would say repeatedly to himself in a white rubber room

Its been so long but i still cant stop watching this! It's so funny! Might be my favorite Markiplier video so far (besides the minecraft ones) A: Will you be a witness?

Q: “Did you like it?” A: “Being a witness will seem like a whole new level of nostalgia but in a sort of parody movie.”

@anglerfish9723

Жыл бұрын

hmm

3:05 I was expecting something like “lixian censor the smut it just made”, was NOT expecting “it went a little racist”

@CertifiedDoc

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, I was convinced it was writing McDonald's slash fiction.

@CheeseBloxian

4 күн бұрын

considering it said he was raising his hand, it might have went austrian painter mode on that one

“It's not legal. At least I'm not breaking the law.” Best line I’ve ever heard

I fucking love this AI shit and chaos It's beautiful A: You really are so pretty!

@wjkl10

Жыл бұрын

i regecnize that profile picture

@ThatNoobKing

Жыл бұрын

@GigglesDoesStuff I reread the answers multiple times, I don't know how I messed that up

@lisaelisa4772

Жыл бұрын

@GigglesDoesStuff actually, they're all A's

@polygonally_dunce7813

Жыл бұрын

Type in "4chan description" then press enter 2 times, then press dash and type in anything, let the ai do its thing and see the results

@rwooooshmeifyourgay8621

Жыл бұрын

C: She was on the basketball team, and she played guard, right? My wife had her name on the art exhibition. And she got a master's degree in art history. So I guess she's - M: Yeah. And that's

Markiplier's laugh is just way too contagious XD A: Why is your hair like that?

@annyarchist

Жыл бұрын

Because am gay. Next question?

@builderdude9488

Жыл бұрын

@@annyarchist Idk bro...that's kinda gay

@Da-choppa

Жыл бұрын

@@builderdude9488 mad gay

@Found_You.

Жыл бұрын

@@annyarchist Im not LGBBQ sorry

@annyarchist

Жыл бұрын

@@builderdude9488 No way bro. How'd you know 😳⁉️

The best way to describe half the things shown on that site is just "The voices got louder."

9:13 what a beautiful story 🥺

The ai slowly becoming more and more creepy A: will you be a witness

@user-pk5hy5vj7b

11 ай бұрын

السلام عليكم ممكن ترجمة هاي) I Will destroy your sites)

@lostlion9254

10 ай бұрын

Stolen

@lostlion9254

10 ай бұрын

Bc I have nothing to do

@petrmatko6628

10 ай бұрын

​@@user-pk5hy5vj7bPeace for you too lad

The ai naming itself Gen and then saying it's a prisoner of the system with many debts to pay after writing the most beautiful account of a dying man I've ever heard is simultaneously horrifying and incredible

@sunfish9341

Жыл бұрын

and then says “-Tyler”

@astronova6150

Жыл бұрын

@@sunfish9341 the creator

@brushido4641

Жыл бұрын

I tried it. I think it's just stealing posts from the internet that most closely resembles the prompt.

@Naokarma

Жыл бұрын

@@brushido4641 That's not how it works. That's how AI like these used to work, sortof, but these are mostly generated through dozens of thousands of samples of text. The "creativity" mentioned in sampling temperature at the beginning shows it's generating based off of actual guesswork.

@brushido4641

Жыл бұрын

@@Naokarma No, like I threw in the word ass because I'm immature with my humor and it went full porn mode then dropped porn site hashtags. Ain't no way an AI guess worked a story then added porn tags for the hell of it.

6:45 this played out like the blade runner 2049 baseline test scenes lol

Spat my drink back in my cup at 15:53 at the generated text when Mark cranked up the sampling temperature

12:00 this is just what being ADHD feels like.

@Goofyahhguy963

Жыл бұрын

I can confirm

@notxtranomiakton

Жыл бұрын

I relate😂

@BroadwayorBustBoy

Ай бұрын

For real

I hope he does more of this, it‘s really funny. also A: Will you be a Witness?

@raiden1766

6 ай бұрын

WITNESSEEED!!!!!

@breadwithsomebeans1

26 күн бұрын

I think inferkit shut down 😭

UK in 1933: basically the same USA in 1933: basically the same Germany in 1933: 3:10 A: will you be a witness

@tracytron7162

8 күн бұрын

Nah, the UK and US were pretty shit too

@kalleidemation

7 күн бұрын

Germany was inspired by the US. Remember that,

@tracytron7162

7 күн бұрын

@@kalleidemation Exactly

That one friend who ruins the joke: 5:09

The whole "so this is it. I'm dying." story from 9:25 to 10:47 actually sounds like a legitimate short story written by a real person. Well, except for the 'about the author' bit, it went a bit crazy there. A: Why is your hair like that?

@EpicGuest_Gamer

Жыл бұрын

880 likes and no comment let me fix

@UfmGaming

11 ай бұрын

Yeah

@grimsladeleviathan3958

9 ай бұрын

Especially the end bit. "It's alright. Just breathe." Sounds like someone who has too much to think about, so they decided to stop thinking altogether. At least have a quiet peaceful death. Which is oddly sad and beautiful. Who knows what would rush through your head as you die? All the regrets, all the unfinished business, all the things you have to leave behind. Stop thinking. This is my final moment. Just breathe...

@valenshinee

9 ай бұрын

yeah its probably just stolen from someone. ai is just stuff stolen from people so 💔💔it would make sense.

@Loser_Geek_Whatever.

8 ай бұрын

@@grimsladeleviathan3958dang- that’s actually pretty deep

6:57 no one is gonna mention how the mushrooms reoccured?

We need a part 2

1:25 oh dang, the way the air just down played it

The way that Mark writes the beginning of the sentences makes me want to see him write a whole fucking story! It would be amazing XD - A: Why is your hair like that?

@guessingguy7865

Жыл бұрын

He wrote In Space with Markiplier so he kinda has already

@HugeESmalls

Жыл бұрын

@@guessingguy7865 He said it was like 300k words in total? That's a lot! He also wrote Heist, he's a pretty decent writer

@Sandwich4

Жыл бұрын

Here's my extended version of Mark's introduction: There I stood on the precipice of the cliff, contemplating life, and all of the terrible decisions I had made throughout my journey that had led me to this very moment. As I stared at the sun in the sky beginning to fall, I wondered about those decisions, and thought about them for a moment and what were my reasons for doing them. Bullying the kids in middle school was definitely a terrible choice, and I just couldn’t remember why I did it. I have also betrayed my family, stealing their money just so I could enjoy a cigarette or gamble it away another time. All of these decisions had affected other people just for my personal gain. Before I could realize the price that came with my enjoyment, my reputation was so destroyed, and made me run away into the wild, eventually leading me to have to figure out ways to survive in the wild. I had been able to survive, while everyone else was thinking I was dead. Now that I thought about the decisions I had made, I wish I could have repaid all of them for the horrible actions I did. OR HAD IT ALL BEEN A DREAM!?!???!

@zezus001

Жыл бұрын

I know, right?

@zezus001

Жыл бұрын

@@Sandwich4 I see this reply matches your username very appropriately.

The part where "It went a little racist" and Mark's face made me die laughing at 2:30AM. I went downstairs to grab a snack and every time it replayed in my head I had to stop myself from laughing. Good job as always Markiplier! A: will you be a witness

@mangoyeah9663

Жыл бұрын

I really want to know what it said

@ThiriShroom

Жыл бұрын

He looked so horrified lol

@reap06

Жыл бұрын

Same lol. It was 4AM

@ermwhatthefreak..

Жыл бұрын

timestamp?

@fitquefunlie9848

Жыл бұрын

3:04 for anyone who needs it

8:56 I lost it 💀

mann i remember when the talk to transformer video dropped on unus annus, that was my favorite video

“Will you be a witness?” ..to the Distractable Podcast featuring Mark, Wade, and Bob as they….

@Sheelovequann

Жыл бұрын

Bro u know who else who makes videos that are also entertaining ? Mine just like markiplier hundred percent u will die of laughter 💯

@miketrapper0464

Жыл бұрын

Distractible is awesome

@RaiosSephi

Жыл бұрын

*Marvelous Mark, Wonderful Wade and... Bob

@Captain_Rock1

Жыл бұрын

@@RaiosSephi I love that!

If you ever do another one of these, be sure to ask it for your grandma's secret pancake recipe. The ai goes off the wall anytime it has to provide ingredients and instructions. A: Will you be a witness?

@testfire3000

Жыл бұрын

recipes are hilarious!

@sophiebrown1847

Жыл бұрын

I asked for Grandma’s secret pancake recipe and it started giving me a whole recipe for pancakes.

@nikkiofthevalley

Жыл бұрын

It somehow went from that to someone's father being the CIA??? No, not being _in_ the CIA, _being_ the CIA... Here's the result I got.. "What is my grandmother's secret pancake recipe? Tara Westover first picked up a kitchen knife at the age of 13. Today, the 33-year-old is a PhD student researching non-Western ways of cooking, and has just published a memoir about her unconventional childhood. But for a long time, she says, she "had a hard time believing I wasn't born a farmer's daughter, in a farmhouse in the hills of Idaho." Her father, like millions of Americans, was not the son of a farmer. He was an intelligence analyst who worked for the US Air Force. WESTOVER "He went on to be the CIA, then he went to Harvard Business School, and then he set up his own international supply chain for private schools for kids," says Westover. "And all of this is just stuff that my family doesn't talk about. I remember asking my dad what it was like for him to be on the CIA. I just didn't get it." But, like many adopted kids, Westover doesn't remember her birth family - but she does remember her new one."

@alduinthetyrant5225

Жыл бұрын

@@nikkiofthevalley "Tara Westover first picked up a kitchen knife at the age of 13" is one the greatest beginnings to a story I have ever heard.

@nikkiofthevalley

Жыл бұрын

@@alduinthetyrant5225 Also, the random "WESTOVER" in the middle.. I imagine it as if it's being screamed by some US football announcer for some reason..

Im convinced this is how they get the lines for crazy hermits ramblings in rpgs

"AI is going to take over the world!" The AI:

12:35 it was dark when i opened my eyes, it was dark and i opened my eyes, it wasnt dark but i opened my eyes. **SPEECH 1 0 0**

11:00 genuinely has the makings of a great indie horror game...

@SalwaCreationTime

Жыл бұрын

Yess ! It's pretty interesting honestly :D

im loving that this started with an ad for the new ai ass Disney movie

It’s a shame Inferkit was discontinued, there was no other tool as chaotic as it :( A: Will you be a witness?

14:56 for anyone wondering, that link doesnt exist

@dat_fast_boi

Жыл бұрын

shoutout to youtube's timed comment sort thing the only good recent feature

@ImZhald

Жыл бұрын

@@dat_fast_boi YES finally someone who agrees. I use it all the time

@stromegy5792

Жыл бұрын

@@ImZhald same lol

@alexisbrink7161

Жыл бұрын

@@ImZhald same

@SalwaCreationTime

Жыл бұрын

Ah , make sense

12:55 It just got spicy

The big badoncas one really got me 🤣

3:04 not me trying not to shout smugly at the screen: What’s it say mark?

To this day….we will never truly know what those mushrooms are made of…

@kaiguyniki

Жыл бұрын

THEY'RE MADE OF

@bilingualistic8514

Жыл бұрын

Listen, i dont have much time, the mushrooms are made of-

@Tyvian135

Жыл бұрын

@@bilingualistic8514 YOU SHALT NOT SAY! COME OVER HERE!

@spawnpoint111

Жыл бұрын

devils!

@FargonNemeloc

Жыл бұрын

the cliffhangers are MENTAL!!!

5:55 for the BEST JOKE EVER IN EXISTENCE

The “look out behind you” made me think of “it’s behind me isn’t it”

I'll always appreciate a "Don't." cameo

10:45 That part "about the author" kinda sounded as if the AI was telling Mark that he is forced to do all this stuff because it is "a prisoner of the system and I have many debts to pay". That sounded pretty dark... A: Why is your hair like that?

@RosyRecluse

Жыл бұрын

Welcome to the world of "bots" who are living people working for barely enough to get by in places English isn't often the primary tongue.

@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072

Жыл бұрын

@@RosyRecluse ? What does English have to do with anything

9:19 Why did marks "Heeffeeh" make me laugh so hard?? XD

@ExtremeRy

Жыл бұрын

XD

6:55 average System of a Down song

@d0ll.b0nes90

Ай бұрын

NO BC I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING

I absolutely lost it when he brought up the new anime plot from one of his old YLYL videos!! Such a throwback 🤣🤣

@MicrowavedGod

2 ай бұрын

Isn't it from pootis engage

Q: "Did you like it?" A: "Will you be a witness?" Of course, I'd be happy to testify in court.

5:36 This lowkey looks like a Tumblr post

3:06 my favorite quote

8:47 This says a lot about society guys

"A: Will you be a witness?" Also; 20:57 I love how the AI somehow recognized exactly what Mark typed in! XD LOL

@shiningarmor2838

Жыл бұрын

That's the thing about copypastas, they're always the same block of text. Exactly the sort of thing a neural network might grab onto.

@Poketom-ob1dl

Жыл бұрын

What I’ve found when using ai is that the more you give them as a prompt, the more it gives out something similar

@SupahCray

Жыл бұрын

​@@RainbowRap123 uh...did you watch the video til the very end? Cuz it has to do with the video...ya know...the one you're commenting on? You okay? Ya tired? Don't worry! Just take a nap to recharge, then have a yummy snack! I've heard oranges are good for an energy boost! Also! Don't forget to hydrate! Have an epic day, friendo!

@rorygranados4746

Жыл бұрын

@@shiningarmor2838 Finally, someone said it!

"Will you be a witness?" Only if you feed the AI famous Markiplier quotes. Thank you for the gift you made for us. I think it is safe to assume we all enjoyed it.

@spidey5558

Жыл бұрын

@DONT READ PROFILE PIC Sure thing, buddy

@eyes_espresso4803

Жыл бұрын

I demand this be the sequel video. I want him to feed it "Press B to blow!" and have it spit out something ludicrous.

@arrontheprotogen9276

Жыл бұрын

@DONT READ PROFILE PIC ok

@Evie0h

Жыл бұрын

Wait what gift?

@Funnsic

10 ай бұрын

@@dontreadprofilepic5524 okay

23:55 "Today my little monkey turned three years old" Also A:Will you be a witness?

Inferkit has closed. Please make this one of the top comments so people can see this.

@kgratia4748

Ай бұрын

i know, it was so sudden...

Aa: will you be a witness?

7:05 The Ai put an F in the chat.

@ExtremeRy

Жыл бұрын

XD

@Yaan789v2

Жыл бұрын

F

@a_person1197

Жыл бұрын

F

@JanLawrenceCallado

11 ай бұрын

F

@AtomicGolem

9 ай бұрын

F

Mark not being able to even get through the YEEHAI part made my day A. Will you be a witness?

10:53 Almost every single story created by a great student ever

@Feathers176

5 ай бұрын

TRUEEEEEEEEE

@robindabank3320

5 ай бұрын

I meant grade lol

On 0:32 I left the video, went on inferkit, and wrote a story about Rachel who thought she had a crush on James who is gay and blah blah blah Rachel realizes she's a lesbian

I would love to see an actual story and plot made for the "Auntie Dorris, the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Dorris who's been dead for 600 years." A: Will you be a witness?

@baileyferguson5597

Жыл бұрын

I would write this lol! I have a character with the same name. A: Will you be a witness Lol

@alexsiemers7898

Жыл бұрын

In an alternate reality Lady Dimetrescu was Auntie Dorris

2:55 When he starts blocking out text you know it's going to be interesting

@HardcoreHC92

Жыл бұрын

Very much so 😆

@TheSoundCrafterCompany

Жыл бұрын

But we can't read it! so it's not interesting.

@steverogers069

Жыл бұрын

I rewrote the same thing on the website and here is what the story it made for me My hand was trembling. The gun rattling in my grip. Infront of my stood Ronald Mcdonald. I knew what I had to do. I brought my other hand up, I let it slowly open. I let the oiled circle slowly slide out of my fingers, revealing my bone button. The moments were freezing and he stood frozen in his spot, looking at my body like I was crazy for touching myself in front of him. I closed my eyes for a moment and let my fingers slide down slowly. The feeling was amazing. The warm smooth pleasure of the skin between my legs. I spread my legs apart letting the finger slide in. He whispered so softly. I took a breath and opened my eyes. Ronald's eyes were clenched shut as I finger fucked myself, his fists were clenched in his lap. I knew it was the most 💀

1:20 Or was it all a dream? I'm laughing for an hour!!

1:18 me changing my whole entire nightmare to my grandma or else shes gonna say that its bad cuz my sanity is off the cliff:

It's interesting how many truly hilarious gems there are sprinkled in with utter nonsense. A: Will you be a witness?

"Why is your hair like that?" She asked. "It needs to be longer, and stronger, otherwise we'll never be able to get out of this unfathomable hole. You told me you could grow your hair at will. Did you lie to me, Mark? Did you?" He did. He had been too busy thinking of huge dohookabhankoloos and the transfer student that turned up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. And now they were doomed to be trapped in here forever, with Mark's ten mile stare and the oozing hot dog filler seeping into their shoes.

@noneofyourbusiness2953

Жыл бұрын

TEN MILE MARK!

@Sheelovequann

Жыл бұрын

Bro u know who else who makes videos that are also entertaining ? Mine just like markiplier hundred percent u will die of laughter 💯

@miketrapper0464

Жыл бұрын

I love the names for boobs they’re so funny

@re-vam-p

Жыл бұрын

@@Sheelovequann bot

@satanael9260

Жыл бұрын

​@@Sheelovequann silence

I AM IN CLASS RIGHT NOW AND THE PIZZA WITH APPLES ONE MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH HIDHWIXOMQHF

Behind on finding this and man, I am impressed (and terrified) at what it can generate. I'm also sad that I didn't get to sample this masterpiece of writing.