new merch available at www.pointcrow.shop btw :)

@ghalimina

Жыл бұрын

Banana.

@SerbianWarCriminal420

Жыл бұрын

2nd

@farah.868

Жыл бұрын

Banana.

@maxetter6703

Жыл бұрын

Banana.

@kiksxsiks

Жыл бұрын

banana.

So now we know why a group of crows is called a murder

@nuggetnugget8552

Жыл бұрын

Just started watching, this is definitely a good sign.

@thatoneguy9582

Жыл бұрын

ok so like this comment wins clearly

@Seagull695

Жыл бұрын

I love watching 4 pointcrow videos while watching 4 familes of 4 murder 4 familes of 4.

@pikapikachu4665

Жыл бұрын

This needs top comment

@ANDORRA195

Жыл бұрын

@@Seagull695 that confused me so hard

Final Results: 98 Kills, +$500000, +same day delivery package, +15 possible, +prank, +about 30 people for the trolley exploding +Erics Pride +Long Game +children

@robert.7230

Жыл бұрын

+near infinite future children

@gunsandroses896

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget +2 Eric's Pride. Or support. Whichever one.

@buildermonkey2229

Жыл бұрын

+ long game

@a_random_tire

Жыл бұрын

+ Erik's pride

@lottobunny889

Жыл бұрын

+ kill for the planet

The sheer change of tone from him going insane to, “wait there’s a kill count?”

I like how someone in chat during PointCrow's villain arc said "YOU KILL STEALER" no amount of (or lack thereof) free will is gonna stop Eric's chat from being enjoyers of murder, especially murdering families of four

Fun fact, the Trolley Problem is actually created by a lack of failsafes in the brake system, meaning a lack of management on the part of the trolley line company! Meaning your choice means nothing as it's not your fault people are going to die. To expound, the trolley should have brakes. If the brakes are not pulled, or there is nobody to pull them, it's the conductor's fault. If the brakes are broken, that means it's the fault of whoever let the brakes fail a safety check. That's not even getting into why there are people on the track in the first place. This is a very abridged version of a Tumblr post I saw talking about it.

@jlco

Жыл бұрын

Truly, big trolley is to blame.

@TurbopropPuppy

Жыл бұрын

critical lack of trolley regulations smh my head

@henryfrfr

Жыл бұрын

The op is 🤓

@lxquidalpha1502

Жыл бұрын

A train can rarely stop in time to avoid hitting something unless it was already going slowly and spot the obstacle from a distance.

@Rebirth._

Жыл бұрын

@@henryfrfr god i did not fucking ASKK

Eric trying to get chat to do the morally right thing really gives off "OH NO A MAN HAS FELL OVERBOARD IN LEGO CITY" vibes

@flameninja5016

Жыл бұрын

yes so true lmfao

@muffin0101

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Thecooldudenoob

Жыл бұрын

It's like he's the big or whatever trying to convince Jack Horner to be a good person

@jtrader1999

Жыл бұрын

@DarkCoreX that made me laugh more then it should of. Lmao

I like how the first problem is like "Get involved and reduce the total kill count or let more people die?" and chat is like "MAXIMIZE KILL COUNT!" Then a bunch of the problems after that are like "Here's the same thing, but now there is an extra incentive to let more people die." And it changes nothing because chat already wanted more people to die anyway.

_"We're nothing if not patient."_ Also: _"I need that same day delivery!"_

@Kalaphant

6 күн бұрын

best comment XD

Passing thought, I wonder if chat would have voted any differently if you directly involved them by saying "For everything that dies in the trolley problem, a random person is banned from chat".

@scrunkore

Жыл бұрын

honestly they might have just done the same lmao

@moopig_

Жыл бұрын

banned is a bit much, maybe muted for 30 minutes would be better

@minecraftdude1338

Жыл бұрын

@@moopig_thats too light, being banned from twitch permanently should do the trick though!

@FaeMasquerade

Жыл бұрын

@@minecraftdude1338 Still too light. Eric comes to your house and breaks your legs

@minecraftdude1338

Жыл бұрын

@@FaeMasquerade shoots both legs

I’m convinced twitch chat can make the best decisions possible no matter what

@Ri5olu

Жыл бұрын

I wonder If they know what to do if there's 120 good people if I do nothing or 1 murderer if you pull but, you only get the FORTNITE battle pass if you kill the murderer.

@CEFG100

Жыл бұрын

I would trust Twitch Chat with my taxes.

@a_random_tire

Жыл бұрын

I'd trust them with my life as long as there is a group of people nearby that is tied to the tracks

@SakhotGamer

Жыл бұрын

Twitch chat will always make the statistically worst choice possible, therefore doing the exact opposite is the morally correct thing.

@Centyme

Жыл бұрын

@@Ri5olu D O N O T H I N G

"There are not loot boxes, there are no kill streaks, there is nothing you gain from killing people." 10 seconds later "A trolley is heading towards a mystery box . . ." 10 more seconds later "wait there's a kill count?"

3:50 Am I a horrible person for laughing at the trolley's whistle because I mentally heard it say "BATMAAAAN!"?

Imagine being in this situation IRL and your fate is up to Twitch Chat who just want the highest K/D💀

@nobodyinparticular968

Жыл бұрын

even if they kill me, i can still lower their K/D a bit

@darkkirbygod

Жыл бұрын

Well if they wanted highest k/d they shouldnt have chosen to kill their 5 clones

@matchas-den

11 ай бұрын

@@nobodyinparticular968 😳

@-CENSORED0-

7 ай бұрын

simple, just make sure you’re alone

I love how Eric never realized how much of chat was just picking the right option because “it’s the right option! Wouldn’t want to pick the wrong one!”

@mazzy_ivy

Жыл бұрын

Omg yes lmao

@kggaming792

Жыл бұрын

XD

@modulusshift

3 ай бұрын

also I'm pretty sure we won the lootbox for the 10% chance of ten people lmao

"Oh no Pointcrow! A trolley is heading towards a family of 4!" *Watch them die.*

Chat: these people are parents Crow: exactly! Chat: we're making orphans, and superheroes are orphans Crow: no

chat: "we're nothing if not patient" also chat: "Not my same day delivery! >:("

@haileydebruin5000

11 ай бұрын

also also chat: "instant gratification"

We trust twitch chat. KD ratio of millions

@Eric007

Жыл бұрын

Higher KD = Less witnesses

@aguyusingyoutube2088

Жыл бұрын

​@@Eric007 yessir

@Mick4yD0nald

Жыл бұрын

​@@Eric007 yass

@TheBlueWizzrobe

Жыл бұрын

Twitch chat doesn't have a high KD ratio. They're clearly perfectly willing to kill themselves in addition to all of their other victims. So really, they just have a very large number of both kills and deaths, so the ratio is rather unremarkable.

@godlydestroyer4234

Жыл бұрын

@@TheBlueWizzrobe future children counted too… so in the millions

“You can only watch.” 😂😂😂 7:37

12:31 TAKE THAT RACHEL FROM KINDERGARTEN

Good ol PointCrow happily committing heinous decisions for the funnies

@ItsSkiido

Жыл бұрын

Nah it was his chat

@giornogiovanna4758

Жыл бұрын

not much difference

Man Pointcrow really puts the laughter in manslaughter

@mazzy_ivy

Жыл бұрын

Best part of the video

@onlyone8331

Жыл бұрын

NAWW

7:18 They pulled the lever because only real creatures count, not machines

12:50 im not killing, im just lowering their lifespan!

I love how Pointcrow is letting his chat solve moral dilemmas while he is watching with a family of four

@mammothflood1326

6 ай бұрын

bro really put the laughter in manslaughter

@mrs.samuel.L.jackson

5 ай бұрын

​@@mammothflood1326I read this as "man's laughter"

Personally I would have let the trolley run in circles for eternity, think of the carbon emissions.

@thegamersclub9326

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, but also all of the carbon was instantaneously released in the explosion. Also any nearby trees were demolished.

@DonnieTheGuy

Жыл бұрын

yep because if the passengers ever tried to make new generations under the trolley they would eventually die too so infinite kd count

@specthro1285

Жыл бұрын

yeah but what if they flee the trolley

The chat members are the terminator and those 5 dudes are the important guy that the terminator has to kill. 14:10

13:35 you kill many family lines

Did we just turn Pointcrow into a villain using trolley problems?

@koromaru6666

Жыл бұрын

No such thing as villains.

@Flapalapagus

Жыл бұрын

@@koromaru6666 oh sorry. Morally Compromised Malfactor

@RedShepherd96

Жыл бұрын

Point crow isn't the problem, it's Twitch Chat that is fir death and destruction.

@akialastorlawliet

5 ай бұрын

Yes and I like it.

@orlevytraingamingreactingt2347

5 ай бұрын

Oh shit

9:58 he's boutta get angry at you and he's gonna kill 5 people = 5+

As someone who doesn’t do best friends, I see this as an absolute win

Pointcrow is slowly becoming dougdoug and I support his growth

@spi231

Жыл бұрын

Can I get a dancefrog in chat?

@flameninja5016

Жыл бұрын

@@spi231 dancefrog

@thegamersclub9326

Жыл бұрын

I want their twitch chats to compete for a higher kill count in some dumb game (like Scribblenauts Unlimited, if any paid donations and/or things enough people type have to be spawned in), while Doug and Eric just try to speedrun the game.

@mazzy_ivy

Жыл бұрын

Trolley problem, explained with food-

@onlyone8331

Жыл бұрын

Very much.

Thank you for continuing to make such great content even with the restrictions from Nintendo. It can't be easy and we appreciate your determination and dedication

Crow doesn't have to read the question, Chats just gonna go for the option that kills more people

I love that chat always picked what they perceive to do the most harm.

As someone who is currently playing the ace attorney trilogy I really appreciate your choice of music here. I can’t remember if you did this before or not

@2dheethbar

Жыл бұрын

aggressive_coffee_chugging.mp3

15:10 that's the type of laugh Pointcrow would do after killing a family of 4

@matthewboire6843

Жыл бұрын

Yea

7:25 i just took a moral philosophy class lol. got an A in it and remember this part of it

14:36 technically since chat voted for the right option, we did have a choice

I'm so glad this got made into a video, but I'll be honest, the stream itself was just as fun to watch in it's entirety. It's so good lmao

8:49 "We're nothing if not patient". Hmmm. Remind me what they chose if their amazon package would've been late?

@kmosterbergLolbit

5 ай бұрын

Death is the future, but the Amazon is now.

I'm just remembering the Ultimate Trolly Problem my friend Theo made. Basically it's the trooly problem but you can do anything you want and no matter what you do Theo comes up with a bullcrap way to say that everyone is dead UNLESS you try to kill evryone.

13:39 it also makes sense because those people might’ve had kids and if they don’t exist anymore, the kids don’t exist and the kids of the kids don’t exist anymore

The trolly question is one of the most bull moral quandaries I've ever seen created. Its a damned if you do, damned if you don't kind of scenario that just goes to show that morality is way more complicated than binary/black and white scenarios. If you don't involve yourself, you just let 5 people die and if you do involve yourself, you basically killed someone and put a value on life through sacrificing the one to save the many. I say F it. We are all trying our best on this mudball we call home and this moral quandary has no right answer. Any choice you make is the right choice if it follows your conscience at the time, moral implications be damned. The idea that moral philosophy can find a "right" answer in this scenario or any scenario like it is ludicrous. (The real right answer outside that bubble is to try and stop the trolley in some way, like pull the lever center so that the trolley actually collides with the fork in the tracks, jam the trolleys wheels, etc. Many real world scenarios aren't entirely binary in nature and we can come up with solutions beyond the most obvious or immediate.)

11:50 it's about the kill count, not the torture count.

Now that Nintendo has diminished him to nothingness, Eric has begun his villain arc

With this trolly problem, the best option is usually to call the cops and not touch the lever. That way you will be able to dodge most of the lawsuits, and the crazy people who tied up others to the railway will not be associated with you. I need a real lawyer here to confirm my words, if possible.

2:49 Rest in peace to those five people, they must have not gotten collectors anxiety in huge open world rpgs where there is so much to do and so much to grab but they're just wondering if that one item that they pick up was the only item of its kind.

The Trolley Driver may not be a part of the Trolley Problem, but he can dang well be a part of the Trolley Solution.

2:49 song is Life Will Change

“You don’t HAVE a choice!!” *picks the option chat voted on*

10:55 the bad citizen will steal your kills, the chat doesn't realize

8:05 the whole point of this one is that you cant kill anyone

@Gatorboy5678

2 ай бұрын

Fr!

The fact that this video came out 7 months ago and im watching it for the first time now shows how long it took me to gain my free will.

1:06 and I thought crow's viewers liked killing families of four 🤔

I think the collective thought (as shown by chat) of not wanting to get involved thus leaving you only morally culpable and not directly responsible is what most people feel but would never express directly, that or chat think it was a funny answer

@robert.7230

Жыл бұрын

It's just funny

@cooltwittertag

6 ай бұрын

its that fake deep bs because chat is a bunch of redditors, in reality you not acting makes you also complicit in the deaths of the 5 people

@Skullhawk13

5 ай бұрын

@@cooltwittertagyou’re not the one who tied them there, nor the idiot who made no breaks

5:40 "I love your content Crow, you really put the laughter in mаnslаughter" By far the best moment of this entire stream, that joke is just way too good

@mazzy_ivy

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@thegamersclub9326

Жыл бұрын

Great comment, 4/4 families of four killed in appreciation.

the loot multiplier question got me on the floor

"these people have families" Me: "I know, there next"

14:30 And so, the PointCrow villain arc begins…

Hi, rail buff here. Multi track is three or more tracks. Dual track is this situation. This has been a PSA that will never help anyone ever. Cheers. PS Keep lit, PointCrow.

1:50 We have enough for a juggernaut suit!

6:40 you said there are no mystery crates in this game

I was today years old when I learned that chat is indeed not a bunch of copypastas, but a cult gathering of mass murders who love money. Oh, and the deaths need to be slow and painful. None of that quickly ripping the bandaid stuff.

8:30 hitting the brick wall would probably kill more people. Less trolleys means more people taking their cars which will lead to more co2 emissions

Yup

I love how contagious your laugh is

The chat is full of pure evil and chaos and I love it

1:11 As I said, chat wants to up their kill count. They want to make big number go bigger. The editing on the video is S tier! Thanks for another amazing video Eric!

15:02 Ok but dosent that mean he dosent have a choice

Alternative title: Chat causes casualties with trolleys.

The "Click This Video Because You Have Free Will" combined with the ending broke me and gave me a breathing problem.

Crow: I believe in chat for choosing the right options Chat: killing streaks and numbers are stacking up boys

@pokechatter

Жыл бұрын

Also Crow: Chat never made the choices, it was all me

“Wait there’s a kill count at the bottom?” That sentence got me ascending to heaven😂😂😂😂

I like how are mystery boxes have devolved into people inside where you run them over with the trolley

15:18 What was the point of that? Didn't even get the nuke. :(

Chat never dies creating an immeasurable KD proving our infinite power

Yeah, that's about what I expected.

4:47 what if i don’t have friends and nobody dies

I'm proud of you twitch chat, this brought a tear to my eye seeing them grow up.

Now I wanna see him play The Stanley Parable but chat makes every decision

This vid had me dying when the chat said explosions are fun

I know what to do with the trolley problem, flip the lever at the exact time the train hits the switching track piece

13:09 The Five People Are The Ancestors Of The Future Five People, So Take Them Both Out With The Original 5 People!

10:50 +10 Assists

At about 8:00, there was the option to destroy trolleys, but they were EMPTY trolleys, they had no drivers

5:28 I love to watch Pointcrow while hes laughing cause his chat kills a Family of 5 Luv Content of Crow❤

best quote of pointcrow: "wait there's a kill count?" 15:20

dude i never thought you would make this a video lol. you def deserved that award at the streamer awards

I can already tell this is going to be a banger 😂

8:49 “We’re nothing if not patient” unless I’m waiting for my Amazon package

This is so much more dramatic than it should be, and it's all thanks to the chat!

This is a great example of deindividuation in psychology. Being anonymous when making a decision generally makes people pick the worse option

@tomasespitia3427

5 ай бұрын

That depends on how you classify the "right" or "wrong" options, for example in this case chat wasnt actually killing nor harming anyone, in fact maximizing killcount is hilarious and would lead to a more entertaining experience to watchers of the stream ans video, being arguably the best option since its the one with the best outcome. I believe anonymity only starts to make people to choose the worse option when they are bound to lose something if they best one, and since anonymity shields them from social loses then they choose the worst option, but the difference in reason its quite significant, not choosing the right answer for benefits is bad but its way better than not choosing it just because, with no apparent reason

“You really put the laughter in manslaughter!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Shower thought murderers are only the ones that were found

1:19 chat really missed the opportunity to kill a family of 4

The fact that there was an actual kill count at the end was pretty funny to me😂

@xxxromant

Жыл бұрын

yeah pointcrow the fool, thought there wasn't gonna be a killcount, good thing we maxxed it out as much as possible uwu

+MAURICED +MULTIKILL X5 +RICOSHOT X4 (some spare money in one of the guys wallet) +SPLATTERED

as a member of DougDoug's twitch chat, I'm very proud of PointCrow's chat