"All the simulators I've played before were crappy." *Power Wash Simulator and Bee Simulator crying in the background*

@appleuwumer

2 жыл бұрын

RIGHT like excuse me Mark how DARE you

@broodingsoap9469

2 жыл бұрын

is streamer simulator good aswell?

@ee3171

2 жыл бұрын

@@broodingsoap9469 It is extremely unpolished

@broodingsoap9469

2 жыл бұрын

@@ee3171 but is it good?

@TheArtisticGamer7

2 жыл бұрын

Whats funny is he said that exact thing when starting Bee simulator lol

*“Drugs? You want ‘em, I’ve got ‘em.”* Best opening to a video ever

@26mic24

2 жыл бұрын

I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

@jamietheweeb487

2 жыл бұрын

I'm your pill provider

@Dinotron-rs4lu

2 жыл бұрын

Lamp oil, rope, drugs, you want it. It's yours my friend as long as you have enough dough

@blaykenewling4509

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dinotron-rs4lu NO YOU BEAT ME TO IT

@SkullOnTheRoll

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

Mark: “WHY ARE YOU ALL ADDICTED TO SPEED?!” Mark (earlier): “Free sample?… Free sample? …. Free sample?”

@Dreygo81

Ай бұрын

Your deserve top comment for this one.

16:53 MARK: "was that a police?" "IM CALLING THE WEED"

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

Жыл бұрын

such a good vine

@Evan24_7

10 ай бұрын

“420 whatcha smokin'?”

@dragonfaery6673

9 күн бұрын

*Types 420 into microwave.* "420 whatcha smokin'?"

"From now on, I'm ya daddy, ya boss, ya fucking wife, all in one person." Markiplier: "Convenient"

@26mic24

2 жыл бұрын

You know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter

@alexthemovie

2 жыл бұрын

Stop watching this Alex the movie is better

@karl7072

2 жыл бұрын

@Alex: The Movie @26 Mic ✌Convenient✌

@ProfezorFirdaus

2 жыл бұрын

Basically a shape-shifter

@Wspre_

2 жыл бұрын

@@26mic24 bruh shuttup you just made a playlist called uploads and hid your sub count idk why people still do that

It's gonna be a miracle if this doesn't get demonitized.

@Jaceblue04

2 жыл бұрын

@@rengoku2786 Flagging you for spam.

@26mic24

2 жыл бұрын

I make entertaining vids just like mark . I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come to tell me

@rainiagacha1556

2 жыл бұрын

@@26mic24 nice

@qas5797

2 жыл бұрын

@@26mic24 joined 1 week ago, no subs, videos on channel aren't even yours, advertising in comment section, yeah.. seems legit

@L1L1C3

2 жыл бұрын

i was thinking that the second i saw the title

Just rewatched this, and noticed there's a joke Mark never realized. "- This game's got some polish to it!" Then just after reading: "Enjoy the kurwa view". Literally, some Polish to it...

@soniaddii

Жыл бұрын

Yea lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣 it was funny how he said kurwa

@Stalbunny

3 ай бұрын

Yes!

@pekinoantis4405

Ай бұрын

Well most of the names in the intro are polish and also as a lithuanian that shit was funny

"don't withdraw or add too much money" mark: "oh ok then better not do that." Also mark: *withdraws $500*

@devondingle-ty4wc

7 ай бұрын

😊😊😅

@cheesecrackr8715

6 ай бұрын

nah withdrawing is fine just untaxed income going into the account

"Why is everyone addicted to SPEED?" Mark you've literally been selling them speed.

@Forvennm

2 жыл бұрын

@Hunterkage Joestar got cocaine from jack years ago must have been how he was so energetic in his videos and it was for a cheap price left my wallet at home and he took a banana i snatched from the ground as payment

@IlronOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

I guess you could say they have a need for speed.

@kajoma1782

2 жыл бұрын

*Badum tss*

@otakugurl4425

2 жыл бұрын

Don't do drugs, kids! 😀👍🏾

@jameswent48

2 жыл бұрын

No one cares

The fact that Mark was muted during the clip in which he got arrested somehow made the clip so much funnier.

@zaykimottv

2 жыл бұрын

mark where it is so i can get to it every time😫✋

@mikegrayrat6094

2 жыл бұрын

It's not very realistic but the premise is similar to the real deal

@user-mv2vc4vf1z

2 жыл бұрын

He had the right to remain silent

@lavasaurous

2 жыл бұрын

nobody heard what happened

@thereluctanthipster9714

2 жыл бұрын

11:22 🚔

“The amphedamines are in my right pocket and the maraHUWAna is in my left”

“The state dislikes criminals, but it hates debtors.” Dang, dude. Didn’t come her for wisdom.

Mom:“Hey sweetie what you watching there?” Kid: “watching markiplier deal drugs”

@nekosanestacado8661

2 жыл бұрын

Learn to type

@The_Velvet_Vixen

2 жыл бұрын

@@nekosanestacado8661 I mean, you don't have to be rude.

@SoloDragon5393

2 жыл бұрын

@@nekosanestacado8661 Learn to shut up.

@jameslampley1689

2 жыл бұрын

Now I want Mac ‘n’ cheese

@fantasygeek13

2 жыл бұрын

I just did that lol

"The state dislikes criminals, but it HATES debtors." YIKES that is accurate.

@ThatGuyChris

2 жыл бұрын

Truth 💯

@Hu-WhyteMan

2 жыл бұрын

Most of the big drug dealers I have known get more time for the tax evasion than the actual drug dealing.

@paisleesheppard5629

2 жыл бұрын

You file taxes over your drug income? Good on you for being a good tax payer, thanks have a good day. You don't file taxes on your drug dealer income? LMAO 3 years in prison and also, this is how we found out you have drug income in the first place 🙃

@Hu-WhyteMan

2 жыл бұрын

@@paisleesheppard5629 yup, that sounds about right. I remember seeing a story from the mid 90s I believe it was where some state (Arizona I believe) was handing out licenses to sell marijuana. Your income had to be taxed and some other stuff. They thought it would be a deterrent and another way to stick it to pot dealers. What they didn't count on was pot dealers actually using it as a way to make their business legit. Crazy story, if I can find the video I'll post the link.

@hauntedfright

2 жыл бұрын

America pushes debt, not necessarily hating it if they get money out of it

Maark! if you ever run outta ideas please come back to this! Theres so much you can do in this game! Buy villas, grow your own supply. make/mix your own supply. run your own cartel. over take gangs.

@weylincarpenter6870

Жыл бұрын

game of life be like when u dont have family

id like to mention that out of almost all the sim games the drug dealer sim has the nicest starting house.

Bob: "Brother wife Mark, meet your new father wife boss."

@nagisatsukimiya1999

2 жыл бұрын

dad husband brother mark

@CoreyVonBloch

2 жыл бұрын

What?

@xaime2998

2 жыл бұрын

@@CoreyVonBloch It's a joke from their Raft playthrough

@dannyorr8430

2 жыл бұрын

Dont tell cousin sister wade

@xenop.9786

2 жыл бұрын

THIS IS PERFECT

Lixian holding his baby is so wholesome

@26mic24

2 жыл бұрын

I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

@grisannetr1146

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr its so cute!

@claura6512

2 жыл бұрын

my mind cant understand why hes holding a baby

@kaylawoodbury2308

2 жыл бұрын

@CLaura He had a baby

@hopeandtobias

2 жыл бұрын

Mark makes some of the most entertaining content on KZread with a doubt! We're always so happy to see that video notification since all his videos make our days better. He's a true inspiration and while we may only have a few thousand subs, we hope our videos can entertain on the scale his do one day. If you're reading this we hope you stay happy, healthy, and blessed!❤

"I am now an established drug lord" 11:34 my favorite Mark quote

Eddie: -or your ass is dead like fckin fried chicken. Mark: **insert pikachu surprised face**

"I'm your daddy, boss, and wife all in one person" "convenient!"

@onebilliontacos3405

2 жыл бұрын

That’s the attitude we like to see!

@toodeadtodie186

2 жыл бұрын

Tactical gadgets have been taking over the world I see.....

@TeddySaxbang659

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely a top moment in the episode, for me XD

@adampetty4312

2 жыл бұрын

like bruh 😭🤣

@adampetty4312

2 жыл бұрын

"ok thanks daddymommywife" 🤣😂

I love how Lixian is showing off his baby like the proud father he is

@spartan5134

2 жыл бұрын

HES A FATHER!

@fosterhaire3870

2 жыл бұрын

As he should

@ironslayergaming8384

2 жыл бұрын

Wait Lixian is with child

@piemeow9072

2 жыл бұрын

@@ironslayergaming8384 Yeah he just became a father for not that long ago

@AssassinIronMan

2 жыл бұрын

@@piemeow9072 He became a father for not that long again 😂

Mark: Focused on his mission. Also Mark: *Leaves all doors open so anyone could walk in at any time and see him doing shady stuff*

"there's no audio to it." Me: "maybe not, but if I've been watching your videos forever now, you audibly yelled "oh no! Oh mah God!!" 🤣🤣

I 100% need more of this game. And Mark creeping up to ppl whisperingl: "hey anyone want some DRUGS?"

@rawsage4978

2 жыл бұрын

Superb

@persona4331

2 жыл бұрын

Most agreeable

@dccrulez

2 жыл бұрын

seems you count as one of his addicted customers

@paisleesheppard5629

2 жыл бұрын

Markiplier: _gets busted easily because everyone wants his autograph on the baggies_ 😃

@ss-yj9xj

2 жыл бұрын

yes

This seems like a FANTASTIC game to start a 10 episode series on.

@rovksshow7733

2 жыл бұрын

Yes please!

@rovksshow7733

2 жыл бұрын

Can you auctally post you playing it on your channel id watch it!

@leatherman180

2 жыл бұрын

@@rovksshow7733 yo same profile picture

@navykitty5339

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@liquid_fish1879

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed!

Sitting in 2024 waiting for him to revisit this masterpiece and become a drug lord

“Why are you all addicted to speed??” - Markiplier to drug addicts

@residentboejiden5796

2 жыл бұрын

Because. “SPEED IS KEY!!!”

@user-qy3jq9kr1d

2 жыл бұрын

Speed/amphetmines are literally what they give you for ADHD. Mark takes “Adderall”, which is a combination of levo-amphetamine and dextro-amphetamine. People who have ADHD can’t get high off it though, so it’s not like he’s using it recreationally.

@j_crump6300

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-qy3jq9kr1d he’s actually mentioned before how he’s replaced using it with exercise after trying it out and talking to his doctor, idk if he started back on it or not, just my 2 cents

@adamking4921

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-qy3jq9kr1d Seriously, though, I take adderall daily for ADHD and I can't comprehend that people get high off of it. Like I understand that they do, just can't comprehend it. And they're people who are addicted to it, too, meanwhile I'll simply *forget* to take it in the morning.

@MasterOfShorts21

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-qy3jq9kr1d it is true some contain adderal, however the most common ones are methylphenidate. lisdexamfetamine. dexamfetamine. atomoxetine. guanfacine. This is coming from someone with ADHD

Beginning mark: “I do not condone drugs. Drugs are bad.” Literally ten minutes later: “I AM A DRUG LORD”

@alientm9249

2 жыл бұрын

hi how are you doing

@goldenkitten2792

2 жыл бұрын

@@alientm9249 me? im doing good how about u

@artistbackground8433

2 жыл бұрын

@@alientm9249 And how about you?

@dazzle1641

2 жыл бұрын

I’m good. How bout u?

@Virtuousvibration

2 жыл бұрын

@@alientm9249 o” l

I love to watch Mark play Polish games, the way he tries to pronounce words in my language is so funny❤

Mark pronouncing Bartek as Bar Tech is the greatest thing ever

@BowTieCrow

10 ай бұрын

its not pronounced that way?

@bulgeun-wihyeob

4 ай бұрын

help girl. girl girl help. help. how is it actually pronounced. girl- help girl. girl help

@cacctus5546

4 ай бұрын

@@BowTieCrow It's pronounced a bit different actually

@electricspider2267

2 ай бұрын

Helpful

Markiplier: *sells insane amounts of speed to everyone* Also Markiplier "why are you guys all addicted to speeeeed?!"

@blazeburn8578

2 жыл бұрын

Your profile pic is my school chrome book background so I’m legally obligated to say it’s good XD

@tornadospin9

2 жыл бұрын

Trust me, those are rookie numbers relative to numbers I’ve come across in this game. Later down the line, you’re selling dozens of grams of heroin to people and ordering cocaine by the kilos

@Shadowwarrior2288

2 жыл бұрын

@@tornadospin9 wtf man 😂😂💀

@largeboi4678

2 жыл бұрын

@@tornadospin9 damn, this game is pretty realistic-

@Wolflycann

2 жыл бұрын

Cause Speed is Key!!!

"Have you ever wanted to deal with drugs?" Now THATS real Markiplier content

@26mic24

2 жыл бұрын

BroU know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter

@2PurpleSwitchs

2 жыл бұрын

thought this was drug dealing then dealer assiplier happened

@djordjeluckovic6791

2 жыл бұрын

@@26mic24 nah

@Thebigquinner

2 жыл бұрын

@@26mic24 stop self promoting on other people videos

@crazykids2004

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds exactly like him

love the details in the game, at 21:14 u can hear in apartaments polish people talking.

Please come back to this game !! this is one of my favorite markiplier videos !!

“Say no to drugs!” “Say yes to drugs!” “It doesn’t matter if you say yes or no to drugs. ‘Cause if you’re talking to drugs…….then you’re on drugs”

@vorpalparagon16gamz60

2 жыл бұрын

underrated

@imjustaguy4340

2 жыл бұрын

😂🤣🤣thats so true

@Emanuele_Polisena

2 жыл бұрын

You were probably on drugs when you thought this

@darkrockman2389

2 жыл бұрын

lmfao my dude, lmfao

@tailsprower8118

2 жыл бұрын

@@Emanuele_Polisena naw, just something I heard in a video. Thought it was appropriate

Mark: “pretty much all the other simulator games I’ve played are sucky.” Power washing Sim: “Am I a joke to you?”

@kapitan762x54R

2 жыл бұрын

He said preatty much. Obviously we all love and pray to PW sim every night.

@Remmie77

2 жыл бұрын

@@fusion8092 that game is extremely underrated ;)

@gunnar_k01

2 жыл бұрын

Robbery simulator wasn’t too bad either

@supersolidsnake7772

2 жыл бұрын

I cant believe he done Swamp Simulator like that

@nitroxicle

2 жыл бұрын

yes

1:10 alarm clock type beat

It’s cool seeing how much this game evolved from when this video released

Mark: Listen here, Amy... **Becomes Drug Lord**

@Zyguard_101

2 жыл бұрын

this is pure meme material

@blu_nades

2 жыл бұрын

*Breaking bad theme starts*

@heatseekergaming8215

2 жыл бұрын

Certified hood classic

@hehe4659

2 жыл бұрын

@@blu_nades EaThAn We NeEd To CoOk

"Why are you guys all addicted to speeeeddd?!" *Mark handing out free samples of speed to everyone 10 minutes ago*

@imjustaguy4340

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@reference7511

2 жыл бұрын

i jus wanna bi fest liek sanic man

@danephrix9106

2 жыл бұрын

Feng min

@callmemarsh4245

2 жыл бұрын

No one touch it, the likes are at 420

@nuetterden1738

2 жыл бұрын

cant like due to the likes dude

4:05 if I offer someone a doobie ever again and they want to say yes, they now have to say doobie-do

I can tell from personal experience that watching Mark sell weed while under the influence of weed is a really fun thing to do lolll

"From now on, I'm you daddy, your boss, your wife all in one person." Mark: "Convenient" *wait WHAT*

@michaelmonstar4276

2 жыл бұрын

He's right.

@ProjectSanZTTV

2 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@ladybugbee

2 жыл бұрын

He's got a point.

@PracticalNeuron

2 жыл бұрын

what does he mean by convenient

Mark's commentary makes him sound like he is an undercover cop trying to act like a drug dealer.

@carlruppert7324

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he's like the most polite drug dealer ever 😂

@omg_cat4203

2 жыл бұрын

Could i intrest you in one weed please?

@ultraminer128

Жыл бұрын

very true

@mx_nana_banana

Жыл бұрын

@@omg_cat4203 why yes, I love the wacky tebaccy

@kaseycoffeebean2580

Жыл бұрын

@@mx_nana_banana 🤣haven't heard that in a while

31:31 I laughed way too hard at this XD

The narrator sounds like a energetic version of Chills

Mark to random lady: "Hello, would you like some drugs?" Me: "And this is why Mark could never be a successful drug dealer"

@26mic24

2 жыл бұрын

You know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter

@Rain-np7tk

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he'd get caught so quick

@alexthemovie

2 жыл бұрын

Stop watching this Alex the movie is better

@ridgelineenjoyer1517

2 жыл бұрын

@@26mic24 Imagine spamming comment sections with ads

@npelolli

2 жыл бұрын

@@26mic24 stop

"Why are you guys all addicted to speeed" *is handing out speed to strangers*

@thecreepygoth

2 жыл бұрын

I like your username

@Somespideronline

2 жыл бұрын

@@thecreepygoth same

@not_herobrine3752

2 жыл бұрын

@gtoss chddy he technically didnt do the drug tho

8:45 - Johnny looks like the love child of John Lennon and Reece Shearsmith! 😂

His commentary is literally the thoughts of a beginner drug dealer.

@mosesagu

Жыл бұрын

Congratulations you have been selected among three lucky winner's text me on....

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

Жыл бұрын

how do you know that 👀

@userlovewinsall

Жыл бұрын

@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 cuz i was greedy and down bad. i was 16 at the time, i trapped for like a month but didnt get anywhere plus the risk wasnt worth it. now im a day trader, still learning the ropes.

Mark: “I am a drug dealer” ----------- Eddie: “doobie?” Mark: “doobie doo” Sweet baby Jesus 🤣

@Mystery-Wolf

2 жыл бұрын

Sour adult Jesus

@elizabeth5561

2 жыл бұрын

Scooby dooby doo, where are you!

@26mic24

2 жыл бұрын

U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter

@sjayk-ax3116

2 жыл бұрын

Doobie doobie do ba doobie doobie do ba ~agent p~~

@2PurpleSwitchs

2 жыл бұрын

dealiplier for sure hooking up the drugs with the drugies i love streaming

I love how Lixian is including his baby in the animations now. It’s so wholesome and cute!

@Karatekat314

2 жыл бұрын

Especially when drugs are involved haha!

@tyrannicpuppy

2 жыл бұрын

@@Karatekat314 That's how you get them to sleep through the night.

@treebean9804

2 жыл бұрын

Does lixian have a kid now? Or is it just random? Sorry I haven't really been keeping up lol

@Dazzlefisher

2 жыл бұрын

@@treebean9804 yup

@binoodle511

2 жыл бұрын

awww lixian has a kid? thats awesome

not taking that doobie hurt me in some way i cant imagine

Mark: dumps all points into Quick Learner Also Mark: how do I make fOuR wEeD

"why are you all addicted to speed?!?" *Proceeds to give anyone who breathes air free speed*

Okay Lixian holding his baby while he’s editing this is honestly the most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen

@expiredcoupon3657

2 жыл бұрын

LIXIAN IS A FATHER?

@vyxenmyxen5650

2 жыл бұрын

Lixian: Yeah, I can watch the baby His wife: what Markiplier video you editing? Lixian: his drug dealer simulator His wife: sounds good

@absolutenoone2559

2 жыл бұрын

@@vyxenmyxen5650 Wife: this is fine

@heyitsteej339

2 жыл бұрын

You’ve said that in a different video too. Stop

@emilmunkebo4211

2 жыл бұрын

I love it xD

I love the part where mark says "it's dealing time" and dealed all over the place

@weylincarpenter6870

Жыл бұрын

NEVER HAPPENED! PEOPLE NEED TO STOP THE MORBIN TIME THING

@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa0

Жыл бұрын

@@weylincarpenter6870 no it happened.ur cappin

@weylincarpenter6870

Жыл бұрын

@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa0 gigachad never existed its just a ai created face gigachad isnt a rea person

@balls7168

Жыл бұрын

@@weylincarpenter6870 Bro you're just jealous 💀 He is real, get over it nerd.

@suicideistheanswer369

Жыл бұрын

Dealius is one of the movies of all time

1:51 i'm not even surprised that Polish people made this game

I love the tiny Polish accents hidden in the game 😂 The swearword "ku*wa" appearing few times as graffiti, some customers with Polish names and one time I even heard people speak Polish somewhere in the background 😁

Eddie: “I’m your dad, your boss, your wife” Mark: “convenient” Hol up

@lunarose2529

2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of Raft and Mark's sister/wife/cousins Wade and Bob.

@2dheethbar

2 жыл бұрын

"I'm what a lot of people call a 'switch'."

@thevelociraptorqueenway8596

2 жыл бұрын

@@2dheethbar 😧

@2dheethbar

2 жыл бұрын

@@thevelociraptorqueenway8596 (・⌓・)

Markiplier in bee simulator: "i may be incredibly high but im pretty sure bees don't have libraries" Markiplier in drug dealer simulator: "I don't do drugs"

@Bella.00ga

2 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing!

@iearthling68

2 жыл бұрын

Love this comment right on the money

This is one of my favorite Let’s plays. I really hope he makes more of these. He seemed to really enjoy them

“I don’t do drugs” Sounds like a person who’s done drugs

This has to be a series. The game is massive and very complex. This game is not like other simulators, this is legit an adventure.

@jameschase2680

2 жыл бұрын

We can only pray

@sydneyhudnall3566

2 жыл бұрын

Could always just deal drugs and play IRL

@Milne.Carson

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@BlindGuardian.Ssj2

2 жыл бұрын

I agree mark should do more of this

@antsant26

2 жыл бұрын

I agree

Mark: "Why are you all addicted to speed?!?" Also Mark: *Giving Free Samples in the dark.*

@Aaron-zu3xn

2 жыл бұрын

"hello would you like some drugs?"

We need a part 2

The first 30 secs: Me, looking for 0.2 seconds of interjection opportunity: "Wh-w-wh-WHAT I THINK MY CLIENT IS TRYING TO SAY your honor, is that......"

In all honesty, if a drug dealer just yelled at someone saying "WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DRUGS" in broad daylight people would probably just think it's a prank or something.

@eddierodriguez8463

2 жыл бұрын

i knew a dealer like that... it was like he lost his mind he just walked around broad day crowded streets in manhattan saying "drugs drugs! got some weed!" and handed them out like he was selling concert tickets or something it was wild.

@PanicLedisko

2 жыл бұрын

That's just called an open market

@grimsladeleviathan3958

2 жыл бұрын

I would think it's friends joking

@theslayerfreak7922

Жыл бұрын

I'd be thinking it's a cop 😆

@jamalydude

Жыл бұрын

Go walk on Vegas strip get to a certain point you’ll pass the dudes who are audibly mentioning names of drugs or slang as you pass by

"So I'm a little ahead" "I'm an established drug lord now "

@charlivera_

2 жыл бұрын

Nice pfp

0:11 we need a markiplier farm, he grows on seeds

"you want some HUWEEEEED?" "MARIHWAUHWNAH~"

Mark: "So... I went a little ahead." Also Mark: *become drug lord*

@asimkiyumi5914

2 жыл бұрын

Thats the equivalent of.. "so I did a little bit of adjustments to my minecraft house"

@Error5836_

2 жыл бұрын

@@asimkiyumi5914 "I did some mining off camera"

@yasha2802

2 жыл бұрын

I think it would be funny if he did a voice over/mock himself as he plays the video of how he got "a little ahead".

@deanjuliano7849

2 жыл бұрын

I know what I must do Now! 😳🤑

The light makes it look like Mark is wearing a tiny chef’s hat 🧑🏻‍🍳

@Forvennm

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@hetastic_bro

2 жыл бұрын

Cookin up some delicious drugs~

@cheese_9319

2 жыл бұрын

Omg I cant unsee it now lol

@Forvennm

2 жыл бұрын

He’s a chef and he cooks meth hes the markiplier!!!!!

I have no idea why, but watching Mark play games is a bigger TRY NOT TO LAUGH challange than the actual ones. This is pure gold

Mark is acting like what I'd act like if I was a drug dealer 💀 "YOU WANT SOME DRUGS?!" I'd be so nervous about what I would be doing "Mara-juan-a" - the way Mark pronounces marijuana Half the people in this game have the most random last name I would've assumed they were undercover cops omg 💀

So one thing this simulator doesn’t show is that other criminals will often rob drug dealers because they have lots of money on them and it’s not like Drug dealers can just call the cops.

@WowieZowie123

2 жыл бұрын

'911 what's your emergency?' "Yea someone came down to my weed farm and stole all my money"

@happyfairyjerry

2 жыл бұрын

Very true, that's why they get guns and start turf wars😅

@MariaTex3

2 жыл бұрын

"Hey, so I know making and selling drugs is illegal, but this other guy who also makes and sells drugs just stole from me. So he's being extra illegal and you should arrest him and not me."

@chrismcqueen7347

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah this game is a watered down PG version of drug dealing but I think that’s kinda what makes it fun, in real life drugs are bad lolz

@danielzeferino726

2 жыл бұрын

I dunno, man You're being kinda sus

Mark: "You can GROW POCKETS!?" Every woman everywhere: *jealous*

@derptp2087

2 жыл бұрын

Just grow them 4head

@Paul20661

2 жыл бұрын

😂

That's what a person who has done drugs would say.

This makes me miss that old PC game in the late 90's Drug Wars I think it was called, it was more text based. It was fun as a kid playing it, something that was like taboo.

Mark: “who’s talking to me” Don’t you know that all drug dealers are born with an internal speaker that plays sick beats and gives them commands?

@26mic24

2 жыл бұрын

You know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter g

@r.j.penfold

2 жыл бұрын

Just like at the career fair at school if you can make the TVs go to static, you become an axe murderer.

@FeneFeline

2 жыл бұрын

@@-G-a-b-r-i-e-l Sadly this bot is seen on SoG's videos, Calebcity, Longbeachgriffy, and many more. Wish google/youtube would finally do something about them.

Mark doesn't get high off his own supply, A true man of culture and honor.

@elicassimir5878

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment lol

@26mic24

2 жыл бұрын

@@elicassimir5878 I’m underrated too kuz You know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter

@npelolli

2 жыл бұрын

@@26mic24 lol

@javidmirza4584

2 жыл бұрын

He did it so much he gained immunity to his own supply.

@raycecawley9933

2 жыл бұрын

Ya man never test the merch

"Enjoy the kurwa view", ah, yes, polish producers. For anyone watching this a year later, it's basically "enjoy the fucking view"

Drug dealer comes back home with stash, proceeds to leave the front door open.

Why is no one talking about Lixian holding his baby in the edits? That’s the most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen man

@lexinielsen8814

2 жыл бұрын

I want to know too

@someone-xx6qz

2 жыл бұрын

since when does lixian have a baby?

@mjamin9124

2 жыл бұрын

a lot of people have been talking about it, but yeah it's really sweet

@LilBowPink

2 жыл бұрын

@@someone-xx6qz he made a tweet about it, it’s a pretty recent change but Lixian is officially a father now

@MangoBirb22

2 жыл бұрын

Aww he even has the same hairstyle

The phrase he’s trying to think of in the beginning of the video is “don’t get high on your own supply” Also, Markiplier: this game is “dope” as hell

@genkureshima9834

2 жыл бұрын

Mark listened to Frank's advice, that's for sure.

@goner.9989

2 жыл бұрын

Oof

@sillicon8227

2 жыл бұрын

I read this as markiplier said "this is dope as hell"

@ThatD1spynser

2 жыл бұрын

Speed is indeed key

So this is basically San Francisco simulator, but in the game you have some danger aspects

As a pole, I love when Mark is trying to pronounce polich names lol

MARK, IT’S “DON’T GET HIGH OFF YOUR OWN SUPPLY!”😂

@Emily-nq1fy

2 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU idk why i couldn’t remember it 😂

@farenaenae2586

2 жыл бұрын

Don't eat what you grow. Got it.

@True_Wolff_gaming

2 жыл бұрын

I literally just posted a comment about what you just said without even noticing what yours said my bad

@Arthur-oo6de

2 жыл бұрын

@@Emily-nq1fy you’re welcome, I hate it when I can’t remember myself but love when the comments answer my own question😂

@Arthur-oo6de

2 жыл бұрын

@@True_Wolff_gaming you good bro🤝

Markiplier: all the other simulator games have been really really crappy. Power wash simulator: EXCUSE ME?

@ghostly1225

2 жыл бұрын

PowerWash Simulator: *noises of absolute betrayal*

@RohanSingh-cf9tk

2 жыл бұрын

Every simulator game from 2021: sounds of pain and betrayal

@tw80studios66

2 жыл бұрын

Bee simulator: “They have all been fooled but me”

"Got that blunt handy?" No but I have a joint

Mark: Ok I'm back... so I'm established drug loordddd

"I'm having a good time selling drugs, and now that quote exists on the internet forever." -Markiplier

@birb6474

2 жыл бұрын

Now it exists even more forever 👍

@carlruppert7324

2 жыл бұрын

@@birb6474 forever-er.

@megdawson7189

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget, it was actually "I'm having a good time..... selling drugs....... and now that quote exists on the internet forever..." 😂 Couple of pauses where he really contemplated what he was saying and continued to say it anyway

mark: “ive never done drugs-“ also mark in the bee game: “i may be incredibly high!”

@ajkicksass

2 жыл бұрын

Somebody said it 👀 lol

@karissaruud459

2 жыл бұрын

i swear he’s a pot head 😂

@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon

2 жыл бұрын

bee* 😏

@goro123451

2 жыл бұрын

Must be his new ADHD meds

@theredpillneo2296

2 жыл бұрын

@@karissaruud459 one day he’ll expose his setup and we’ll just see a bottle of eye drops and then we know 😂😂

My favorite moment so far was: "Donald czabskinin... czabiskein.... Bilbo Baggins..."

“LIXIAN, WE NEED TO COOK!!"

“I am an experienced drug GOD” *leaves apartment door wide open*

@dazzmullen3512

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 that actually killed me☠️☠️☠️

@potatonumber200

2 жыл бұрын

*_trying desperately to rationalize his actions_* "It lets in a breeze...?"

@505matt5

2 жыл бұрын

😭

I could never see Markiplier being an Actual Drug Dealer 😂

@nLenzy

2 жыл бұрын

*MARKIPLIER IS G/-\RBAGE* *I M/-\KE BETTER UPL0ADS*

@ProfileMan.

2 жыл бұрын

How does this already get for replies in like 27

@XD2021

2 жыл бұрын

*¢αη ι gєт 1 ѕυв вєƒσяє тσмσяяσω?* ⠀😢 ʕ•ﻌ/,,

@lvateinn8258

2 жыл бұрын

I could

@nLenzy

2 жыл бұрын

*MARKIPLIER IS G/-\RBAGE* *I M/-\KE BETTER UPL0ADS*

Mark: "I don't do the drugs I deal" The thumbnail: *says otherwise*

Turns out the cartel made this game to scout out new candidates to be runners 😂😂