“i’m not that good a thief” makes a youtube original called a heist with markiplier

@paggetio8847

3 жыл бұрын

Actor mark: steals one of the most protected and guarded items known to man Mark in this: panicked confusion

@pinoy_boy6112

3 жыл бұрын

You can say it's a... "Heist with Markiplier!" (Ba dum ksh!)

@candleo.

3 жыл бұрын

@@pinoy_boy6112 Had no mouth.

@UchuNoko

3 жыл бұрын

I see you were convinced by Chica simulator as well.

@thesmokeysausage3678

3 жыл бұрын

You're not wrong lol

“Mom can we have a Heist with Markiplier?” “We have a Heist with Markiplier at home” A Heist with Markiplier at home:

@lukescott5261

3 жыл бұрын

Lol underrated comment

@nobodywhyareyouasking91

3 жыл бұрын

Mouthful

@heidenrxslein

3 жыл бұрын

This is my favourite comment now

@PSVitaat2am

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha, I love it!

@Paul20661

3 жыл бұрын

da

POV: You are in your house peacefully and you see this man breaking in through your window and hopping in and then taking his time picking a lock while you are behind the thief. a few seconds later, the theif shouts, "TERLIT" from the top of his lungs and you see your toilet broken into pieces. Last thing you know, the thief parkours out of the window. 24:52

@limeylemon1685

2 жыл бұрын

I appreciate the time stamp :)

@Corindon

2 жыл бұрын

It's the second time this has happened to me this week... For the idiots who don't understand sarcasme This is what we call "a joke".

@TheSucram729

2 жыл бұрын

@@Corindon don’t worry we all understand sarcasm here

@lusiferm1187

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheSucram729 Why do y'all bring Dream into everything that doesn't have anything to do with him or his fans💀 It's annoying as hell, no need to be toxic about content creators

@casualbob5515

2 жыл бұрын

@@lusiferm1187 yes need

So I noticed something. The lock he picked when he woke up the couple, breaking into their bedroom in the middle of the god damn night, was locked from outside the bedroom. They were completely trapped in their own room, if it was their room, and Mark SAVED THEM! Then he broke their captivator's toilet as a last "fuck you". Thief Mark is a hero.

@evcv3014

6 ай бұрын

That's why they had the window open, to get out in the morning 🤣

Imagine a man breaks into your home and screams "where's your toilet" and then proceeds to smash said toilet lol

@nerf_or_nothin9551

3 жыл бұрын

Police: "Ma'am, can you tell us exactly what happened?" Woman, sobbing: "I was trying to sleep when they broke in.. A-and they just kept shouting, 'WHERE'S YOUR TOILET?!' over and over... that was when they ran into my bathroom and smashed it.." Snot runs down her face and it appears she is having trouble breathing as she cries. Her voice strained and shaky, she whispers, "...Rest in peace.. my beloved toilet... you will be missed."

@cliftonwindham4194

3 жыл бұрын

I’d probably tell him thank you awkwardly as he left

@landenscott1753

3 жыл бұрын

imagine waking up to a man just trying to lock pick your bathroom is Hurley as possible and is not even trying to interact with you at all and once he leaves your house he just find out that all he wanted to do is break your toilet I'd be confused not even mad

@emmanuelmonge6965

3 жыл бұрын

Dems some real secret sleepover vibes.

@justaguy170

3 жыл бұрын

Dunno if I should call the cops or grab a popcorn

I don't remembrer a Heist with Markiplier being like this

@heydontjudge

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and this isn't much like watching Stan and Friendly Jimmy rob houses either

@imhumaniswear7329

3 жыл бұрын

I love ur pfp ❤!

@rev8240

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t remember it being successful

@notyourdad9204

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I personally remember a lot more boulders

@BlueflagAlpha

3 жыл бұрын

I dont remember it ever work well

"Lixian, somehow make this entire intro better than it was. At all." He succeeded. By making an appearance. Best tag team effort ever.

@jacobmurphy5109

2 жыл бұрын

I thought Lixian was a female

@M_Chen333

Жыл бұрын

@@jacobmurphy5109 Nope

@mossycrown

11 ай бұрын

Reading this when he said it

@FullMetalJack-ss

2 ай бұрын

I searched a whole five comments specifically to find one like this

Markiplier casually walking into a back yard to break into a house and finds a summoning circle of gnomes

@damianmroczny

Жыл бұрын

the Council

@JamesParkOfficial

11 ай бұрын

​@@damianmrocznyWill decide your fate.

@zephyr2023

4 ай бұрын

No more mama.....no more mama....

"I signed up to be a thief, not an asshole." Professionals have standards

@jeej811

3 жыл бұрын

facts

@jennsmith3177

3 жыл бұрын

be polite be efficient have a plan to kill everyone you meet

@mastergreenfox6004

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, He's just stealing their joy at that point. Or sense of security. Actually probably both.

@Kibbuster

3 жыл бұрын

@@mastergreenfox6004 Ya like jazz?

@LucasGleason

3 жыл бұрын

@@jennsmith3177 seduce spyyy

Mark: Almost too easy Also Mark: Gets caught in an abandoned house with no people around

@vantus727

3 жыл бұрын

Holup

@spicy_taco2267

3 жыл бұрын

He plays hard mode and then complains about getting caught because he can’t see people and their view cones on the minimap

@grundlefoot

3 жыл бұрын

How did he get caught with no people

@nox_luna

3 жыл бұрын

@@grundlefoot spidey sense

@4orniy468

3 жыл бұрын

lol

"Why do I gotta break stuff?" Well... you got bailed from prison by a mafia family. Mafia always wants stuff broken so it needs fixing, and then get _their_ guys hired to fix it. Your thief's just being used to create demand. 👏 *Lombardi:* The stuff in your house looks pretty bad, want my nephew to fix them? *Neighbor:* No thanks, everything is still new. *Mark:* BLAM BLAM BLAM *Lombardi:* So, about fixing your stuff...

This game is actually really fun it would've been nice to see him try to break into the harder places or for him to react to the story. It throws you for a loop that you dont expect.

@Fine_i_set_the_handle

Жыл бұрын

wait is there actually story lol, the vinny phone calls never happened for me when i was playing so i just went around robbing and learned everything on my own

@mikahnone893

8 ай бұрын

Bro fr, especially when the guards start walking around on the street

@RickHanik

5 ай бұрын

yeah i played the vr version of this and its really fun and Realistic

I can't believe Stan the Waterman made a cameo.

@nathanielcarter2688

3 жыл бұрын

Same 😂

@ghostinmug8967

3 жыл бұрын

I couldn't believe my ears when he said Stan I screamed "Stan the waterman!" :,)

@sugarbear4865

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghostinmug8967 what’s the reference?

@kurtgobang

3 жыл бұрын

@@sugarbear4865 marks gta 5 role play

@kurtgobang

3 жыл бұрын

Good reference

imagine you just got in bed and you have a long day of work tomorrow. then your window opens and you see a man crawl through. you start screaming, he starts screaming and proceeds to pick the lock of your bedroom door. then he runs down the hallway and smashes your toilet and drives away

@nadiajafar100

2 жыл бұрын

bruh

@ZWorld2372

2 жыл бұрын

Best thief ever.

@emeraldcreeper5039

2 жыл бұрын

I would help him lol

@alexsimaimulte5506

2 жыл бұрын

Goddamit not that type of monday again

@meapyboy12345

2 жыл бұрын

yeah he just stands there picking the lock not moving at all right you guys were screaming

25:00 I love how markiplier finds out they are still there and continues lock picking their door

Mark: Editor, who I am paying to edit this video, please edit this so that I seem smart. Lixian: Best I can do is no

“I signed up to be a thief, not an asshole” -Markiplier 2021

@breelovejoy6612

3 жыл бұрын

I love this man sjkfsd

@Muhaimin-ot3ns

3 жыл бұрын

Professional have standards

@mariogodbout6178

3 жыл бұрын

@@Muhaimin-ot3ns your old xd

@pump6536

3 жыл бұрын

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH - MARKIPLIER

@mob-6920

3 жыл бұрын

Proceeds to brake windows

Mark: *”Be very quiet”* Also Mark: *SLURRRRRP*

@PSVitaat2am

3 жыл бұрын

That didn't last long!

@josiehammar1032

3 жыл бұрын

@@PSVitaat2am Yeah😂

@jaxcraft2848

3 жыл бұрын

Tell me that didn't remind you of Elmer Fudd going "Be vewy Quiet. I'm hunting wabbits". XD

news report: TOILET BREAKERS: A man has been running around greenvile and terrorizing the locals by running inside and breaking their toilets and yelling loudly, police have not been able to catch up to his 20 dollar car.

Why am I crying laughing at Mark getting instantly caught sneaking in through someones window to break their toilet? :')

Mark is the only guy that would say he doesn't trust the people he's robbing

@iamgenius3784

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, well. He could be robbing a Mafia Family?..

@rahmat4848

3 жыл бұрын

Theifs is a big challenge..if you get caught by police then no coming back

@yoshigod6931

3 жыл бұрын

I would kind of say that too though....

@hyperstove

3 жыл бұрын

oop. 666 likes lol

Imagine, like, someone waking you up in the middle of the night, running through your house, picking a lock in no hasty fashion, and then only breaking your toilet.

@supernova9114

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@amicosayshi865

3 жыл бұрын

That, and, as soon as they woke up he yelled at the top of his lungs "WHERE'S YOUR TOILET?"

Mark is so chill now compared to his old videos where he just screams the whole time

@kevinsundelin8639

Жыл бұрын

He has matured

Mark establishing himself as the LAST person you would EVER need for part of your crew as a professional thief. ALSO Mark: Having a crisis of conscience while playing a professional thief.

"I gotta steal Christmas? That's horrible!" said the man who loves The Grinch.

@aiyannasprague576

3 жыл бұрын

Martha may whovier. Idk how to spell the last name...

@Katelyn_Orange

3 жыл бұрын

MaRtHa MaYhOo

@jaydemello422

3 жыл бұрын

Jebus crust your profile of Arin scares me

@Soleial

3 жыл бұрын

Unus annus

“I got bailed out of prison for this?” (Faint sound of “I Don’t Wanna Be Free” plays in the distance)

@sk3tch_art1st35

3 жыл бұрын

"There's Timmy the timber and *cant remember* " "don't forget about the s*** in the tank" "Toast!!" "I don't wanna be teaaa" That's all I remember from that lol

@mar-707

3 жыл бұрын

@@sk3tch_art1st35 who can forget a timeless classic 😂

@sk3tch_art1st35

3 жыл бұрын

@@mar-707 No one could forget I don't wanna be tea!! It's too good of a song!! XD

@animatorblueberrysans7896

3 жыл бұрын

My immediate thoughts

@Emo.Squidward3

3 жыл бұрын

@@sk3tch_art1st35 "i dont wanna be seen! Cause I dont wanna be tea"

Imagine living in that neighborhood and seeing a dude open his car door,whisper “no I gotta open it slowly”,open it again, start driving,look at a pedestrian and say “Stan” *(echoing)Stan Stan Stan*

@makingvideosforyou647

2 жыл бұрын

I was Rick rolled by a profile picture

Mark on the entirety of the video: *Everyone is stupid except me*

“Hey, it’s me, Vinny. Go break this guys plates. Teach him a lesson.” *in a thick Italian accent*

@PSVitaat2am

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha, I loled'!

@_.Dylan._

3 жыл бұрын

Ok Vinny

@awsomeman253

3 жыл бұрын

That guy didn't give Vinny the spaghetti he ordered

Mark: *Drives on sidewalks* Also Mark: *Is surprised when he almost hits people walking*

@mrnewb4725

3 жыл бұрын

Oh that's me every day

@BlueflagAlpha

3 жыл бұрын

Stan???

@ishitaghosh04

3 жыл бұрын

Mr newb uh.. pardon?

@iamgenius3784

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly.

@yoshigod6931

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrnewb4725 how did you get your drivers license....you know what I’m just gonna, forget that.......

"they just fixed this window! Well that not gonna last long-" "*haboosh*"

35:02 Fuck, I love Lixian.

This man doesn’t even realize that in 11 hours he’s going to break his foot.

@cecemcchesney1075

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@daemonspade3980

3 жыл бұрын

Someone should warn him.

@maplewoods2110

3 жыл бұрын

@@daemonspade3980 don’t worry I paused it

@yukiko2016

3 жыл бұрын

Wdym?

@amaneebener3562

3 жыл бұрын

Right??

He's training for A Heist with Markiplier 2. His dedication is impressive.

@solidhutyr1815

3 жыл бұрын

👀

@Kai-iy3kk

3 жыл бұрын

Oh? 👀✨

mark, yelling over the fence to the person hes gonna rob: hEEEEY HOW DO I GO TO SLEEP?

Plot twist: Mark was recording this in a another person’s house. He’s robbing while HE IS PLAYING A GAME ABOUT ROBBING.

Mark: "Stan?!?" Everyone here: "the waterman? Who's son happens to be roy the water boy?"

@veronicaoviedo711

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry I don't get the reference

@jokay1853

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard when he said that. Stan must be delivering water to all the people in need in that neighborhood.

@monochrome697

3 жыл бұрын

@@veronicaoviedo711 you should watch stan the waterman ! its one of markipliers uploads from about two years ago ? its really funny !!

@shadowseathe

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha yes 👏

@retrorebootmusic

3 жыл бұрын

@@veronicaoviedo711 he did 2 episodes on a GTA V RP server

Plot twist: He’s playing this to train because heist 2 is gonna be a real heist.

@Asmi.

3 жыл бұрын

Fudge yeah!

@kirixer9704

3 жыл бұрын

while we were looking at yt, he studied the gun

@shittytransman8501

3 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah!

@strangewayfaringstranger

3 жыл бұрын

This is definitely not like actual stealing lol

@nicolemini2306

3 жыл бұрын

Well, this should be interesting then, with his now broken foot

I love how mark legit says EVERYTHING in his head and that's why he is so relatable and we love him for it.

@kevinsundelin8639

Жыл бұрын

ADHD and being a KZreadr does that

being a thief is something not everyone could do, and that no one could do better than mark. stealth skills definitely above the maximum level.

Mark: "Because I know how to steal things" Everyone Else: "Heist with Markiplier" Me: "One of the last episodes of Unus Annus where he and Ethan stole all of those sex toys"

@rebeccamurfitt299

3 жыл бұрын

And committed adultery!

@simplysuperior667

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@PSVitaat2am

3 жыл бұрын

We all got his back!

@mrblumbo6404

3 жыл бұрын

*GASP HE KNOWS, THEY DELETED IT TO HIDE EVIDENCE, HOW..... ?

@a-wild-goose

3 жыл бұрын

The beginning of that video was a trip.

I honestly would like more of this Edit: 100% Mark needs to play more if this! I got it myself and its addictive as hell

25:00 Imagine being this person, a random dude dressed in black leather comes into your house, screaming, stops and takes time to pick a lock, sprints into your bathroom, smashes your toilet with a crowbar, then jumps back out the window and drives off- I-

Markiplier: Stan? Me: The water man? whose son happens to be Roy the water boy? never heard of him.

@aiyannasprague576

3 жыл бұрын

I yelled out the water man excited af lol

@ahmedmourad1683

3 жыл бұрын

Hope he brings him back one day!!!

@lynxsymoon

3 жыл бұрын

Succulent baby boy Roy

Hearing mark say "Almost too easy" is like hearing Michael Rosen say "Noice."

@Madness.the.one..

3 жыл бұрын

i readed this when mark said almost too easy perfect timing

@__________________________4781

3 жыл бұрын

@@Madness.the.one.. Almost too easy

@guitarandskateboarding3455

3 жыл бұрын

Didnt think i would see you doc love your vids

@huntern3762

3 жыл бұрын

oh shit its skipwith lmao

@jannisdreler3951

3 жыл бұрын

N. N n n. Kn. N. N. Kk

18:57 imagine if you sitting on your porch and you hear this

I can imitate Mark’s “Hello Everyone” thingy for when he doesn’t say it.

Mark: *will happily break people’s windows and steal their belongings* Also Mark: *thinks that he’s being a terrible person by breaking people’s plates and toilets*

@therealbeeve

3 жыл бұрын

you never break plates or toilets, that is gay - Tsung Tzu edit: holy shit people just take a joke

@ary550

3 жыл бұрын

@@therealbeeve Whats wrong w being gay?

@failedtalent1018

3 жыл бұрын

@@ary550 The meme community has turned gay into a word that replaces bad or terrible. Doesn't mean you're insulting homosexuals, it just means you're saying something is bad.

@ary550

3 жыл бұрын

@@failedtalent1018 Haha IK, it's just a terrible "meme" imo and its not funny at all. Prepubescent boy humor really

@failedtalent1018

3 жыл бұрын

@@ary550 Yeah I know what you mean. I'm still in high school so I hear a lot of boys use the word gay in basically every sentence. It's incredibly annoying.

Oh my god, when he said "Stan?!" I almost cried, miss that man so much

@bacon5331

3 жыл бұрын

Stan the water man?

@ashleybarnes9343

3 жыл бұрын

@@bacon5331 stan lee

@ColeBeckVideos

3 жыл бұрын

@@ashleybarnes9343 no stan the water man

@lydiaisstillstrange

3 жыл бұрын

@@ashleybarnes9343 Fanny pack, don’t you know him?

@jacksoff6570

3 жыл бұрын

I have a picture signed by Stan Lee

25:29 pause before you press, HES JUST IN THE CORNER.

Markimoo: "Why is there a beer in the drawer?" *laughs in alcoholic*

Imagine you just went to bed when suddenly a guy jumps in through your window, runs to your bathroom, breaks your toilet and just runs back out.

@lazyperfectionist3978

3 жыл бұрын

sounds like a very "Florida man" thing

@user-64896

3 жыл бұрын

can’t have shit in detroit

@rahmat4848

3 жыл бұрын

@@lazyperfectionist3978 I'm offended

@gamerboyzarr8116

3 жыл бұрын

@@rahmat4848 Good

@hiba_stxr

3 жыл бұрын

@@rahmat4848 uhh, why?

i'm loving the recurring theme of Mark: "nah i don't need a hud/tutorial" Mark: "..........how do i play"

@PhoenixSanity

3 жыл бұрын

Arin from Game Grumps energy lol

@beaniesketch

3 жыл бұрын

@@PhoenixSanity very strong yes

mark: "I kNow HoW To SteAL ThiNGs... NoO i DoNt" me: que the FBI open up meme

Me: Asleep at 5pm Mark: “Breaks in” TOLIETTT

Mark: “Be very quiet” Also Mark: * slurps aggressively *

@mew2031

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingswish9595 👁️👄👁️ rlly?

@chickenwarriorr

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingswish9595 And you deserve 0 subs because you had the audacity to beg

@JadeTechna

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingswish9595 bruh-

@theratking805

3 жыл бұрын

yea that's the joke

@magnotec.

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingswish9595 bot shut up

This simulator series just keeps getting better and better

@magnotec.

3 жыл бұрын

Wait a second, a person with a checkmark

@magnotec.

3 жыл бұрын

Who are you

@moss3496

3 жыл бұрын

It's like low-key my favourite thing to watch rn XD

@corexx

3 жыл бұрын

I want to steal you

@sourodeepkundu7264

3 жыл бұрын

Any expectations for forest episodes?

I like that the lock picking went from Skyrim/ Fallout to Oblivion. 🤣

I can't imagine in the complete pandemonium what the reaction would be of people when a guy breaks into their house, runs around holding a crowbar and screaming "Wheres your toilet!" 🤣

The moment when he said 'Stan?!' was just a blast to the past.

@MdKader-ko9xg

3 жыл бұрын

Stan the waterman

@tbagginsesq8169

3 жыл бұрын

@@MdKader-ko9xg Here to deliver water to the thirsty people of the city.

@alexanderreynard4799

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he got to see his baby boy Roy ever again?

@verryberryman7655

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderreynard4799 only time will tell.

@CloudStrife2171

3 жыл бұрын

I miss Stan, his never-ending quest to earn the respect of his sweet baby boy Roy the Waterboy

Mark: wants to be a thief Also mark: “I don’t wanna be an asshole”

@PSVitaat2am

3 жыл бұрын

He's gotta choose one

@TheLibermania

3 жыл бұрын

A thief does something bad for a reason (to get money). Breaking plates has no reason behind it. Unneccesary stuff = Asshole

@halleyscomett

3 жыл бұрын

Even though he’s already said he’s an asshole in a different video 😂

@zack99293

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheLibermania wellll robbing someone is unnecessary.....just get a job

@Kuchhh

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheLibermania you’re probably just joking, but just in case, I feel like I should clarify that you are in fact an asshole if you steal.

Mark: Be very quite Also mark: **drinks super loud**

"my ability to sleep 14 hours in a row at any given time" hey, thats literally me

Just when the world seems to have run out of hope, he returns to us. *Stan the Water Man*

@devinmoses876

3 жыл бұрын

I was so happy when he said that for some reason

@brandygray4422

3 жыл бұрын

We need a return of Stan video so bad

"I'm very thirsty" Thinking about Dimitrescu again, are we.

@jackiesmacky4412

3 жыл бұрын

No I’m not

@kilmlox9608

3 жыл бұрын

i mean you are giga chad.

Mark: "My ability to sleep 14 hours in a row at any given time-" *omg same*

I imagine a thief peaking over my fence watching me, and then yelling: HEY HOW DO I GO TO SLEEP!!?

Family: sitting in living room enjoying Christmas. Markiplier: HELLO EVERYBODY my name is Markiplier and welcome back to, im stealing your shit

@cookiecat7163

3 жыл бұрын

@@FirstNameLastNameFirstName did u even watch the video?

@FirstNameLastNameFirstName

3 жыл бұрын

@@cookiecat7163 yes and I now get the joke I just forgot to delete the comment

@trendingtens468

3 жыл бұрын

Let's see how many subscribers would I get from this comment will you help me? Current: 760

@vodkabread

3 жыл бұрын

@@trendingtens468 bruh no stop

@TRASH_AND_SPAM

3 жыл бұрын

@Chris hasexploded youre right, i cant remember the last tim i enjoyed Christmas...

"I'm not a masochist!" Picks hard mode immediately.

@cyrusthelizardking

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my lordddddd wait-

@dewitter323

3 жыл бұрын

lmao. he just gives us more proof with every video he makes

@GaminGabe9000

3 жыл бұрын

@@dewitter323 lol, exactly. Each video he makes half the comments are just showing how he is a masochist.

@Wildnose1337

3 жыл бұрын

You don't pick hard mode?

@GaminGabe9000

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wildnose1337 I'm not against hard mode, but mark claimed hes not a masochist wich is TOATALLY true.

3:00 I just LOVE Metal Gear Game Over scenes

We all know the most effective way of stealing is to have your accomplice call you every 30 seconds while not even bothering to put your phone with its loud ass ringtone on silent

If there isn’t a character in heist 2 named Vinny who’s accent changes every 2 seconds I’m going to be very disappointed.

@Foxtrot-51

3 жыл бұрын

Why is Vinny always the bad guy? But yes I do want to see that

@killer_jeep4209

3 жыл бұрын

People need to like this and make this a thing

@dao_of_potato4957

3 жыл бұрын

Heist 2: Electric Boogaloo

@thatonedude-6819

3 жыл бұрын

@@dao_of_potato4957 Electric Avenue

@dao_of_potato4957

3 жыл бұрын

@@thatonedude-6819 yes

Markiplier: shhh I’m stealing things The people getting robbed: *understandable have a nice day*

@bereaux94

3 жыл бұрын

Yesss!! Lol

@rahmat4848

3 жыл бұрын

Dead memee 😕

Me: watching Mark play theif simulator ad: theif simulator mobile me: well that's intersting.

Imagine seeing a thief in your yard and screaming in fear but the thief just screams back at you and now you're both standing there screaming at each other

@inouye6594

3 жыл бұрын

I- we will be bffs after that

@aalienwasp7509

Жыл бұрын

LMFAOO

I’m beginning to think that mark saying “tuturial” isn’t a joke and he actually says it like that

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear sci

@kellimbt

3 жыл бұрын

He actually does. lol

@Scrofar

3 жыл бұрын

let's not tell him otherwise

@aurochtamer

3 жыл бұрын

New here?

@adrocky1236

3 жыл бұрын

Whose the other dude spamming like lol

can someone explain to me how mark is legit the most egotastic person ever but yet he is also one of the nicest and most considerate person you'll ever meet

@Perseagatuna

Жыл бұрын

its almost like he acts egoistically as a joke

@kevinsundelin8639

Жыл бұрын

His egotistical persona is a joke

Mark: "This whole thief thing is a lot of work Someone else: professionals have standards

well it can teach me how to steal someones heart

@Revoen

3 жыл бұрын

In that case, I will highly recommend play persona 5, it will teach how to get waifus and steal people's heart

@sorryimlate3830

3 жыл бұрын

I know the fastest way to a woman's heart.

@Revoen

3 жыл бұрын

@@sorryimlate3830 jiraiya book?

@joevalve2641

3 жыл бұрын

DISCORD KZread MAN. HELLO

@sorryimlate3830

3 жыл бұрын

@@Revoen chidori😔

Mark: "I'm very thirsty" Us: We know Mark... We know...

@TesiaCullen

3 жыл бұрын

@Anthony Cellura Omg you're right! That makes it so much better!!

@jessmess7170

3 жыл бұрын

It's not a sexual thing. It's about THE POWER

"Just taking my TV for a walk" LOL

markiplier is like the only solid content I watch anymore, and I'm truly grateful

Mark picking out a random NPC on the sidewalk, "STAN?!" Everybody liked that.

@nox_luna

3 жыл бұрын

you saw stan the waterman right? that npc looks just like him

@kalysian

3 жыл бұрын

W A T E R

@superbros3235

3 жыл бұрын

It wasn’t random it was because Stan is the character he plays in gta

@nox_luna

3 жыл бұрын

@Nathaniel Pease there may be a stan reference in heist 2 when he makes it, but im pretty sure mark is simpler than that, he see stan he call out stan

@nox_luna

3 жыл бұрын

@Nathaniel Pease heehoo still makes me laugh

Mark: “I know how to steal things.” “excuse me?” Mark: “Nothing.”

@jw5386

3 жыл бұрын

@Tara - Porn STARS ღ*GO MY PROF!LE* ღ what a sweet bot

@calebbailea8125

3 жыл бұрын

@@jw5386 lmao yes

I wish he'd turned this particular one into a series, I'd love to see him trying to figure out the lore and break into high security places

It is so cute how Mark slowly starts to enjoy robbing ppl more and more x,D

Everyday we get closer to a theft with Markiplier, but now your just teasing

@elbenezermirabuena7755

3 жыл бұрын

Ok.

@SanechkaSnimaet.

3 жыл бұрын

MARKIPLIER

@littledumpling5614

3 жыл бұрын

@@NAXTY shut up BUG

@sangmild387

3 жыл бұрын

wait that’s a thing

@chickenwarriorr

3 жыл бұрын

@@NAXTY You literally did the thing you said it wasnt going to be

Mark: * literally learns how to pick a lock* Also mark: “I’m not sure if that’s how locks work”

@Blaze4ification

3 жыл бұрын

No he didn't pfft what are you talking about, where's the proof?... *cough *

@jrcspiderman2003

3 жыл бұрын

@@Blaze4ification lmma take a wild guess from your reply and say he learned how to on the *[redacted]* channel

@Blaze4ification

3 жыл бұрын

@@jrcspiderman2003 Yeah I know that was the joke I was going for

@jrcspiderman2003

3 жыл бұрын

@@Blaze4ification just wanted to make sure I understood right because I missed that and a lot of the other videos

@madeliner1682

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I thought too

Based on the missions it seems like it would have made more sense to call the game "Burglar Simulator" since the focus is really more on breaking and entering than the actual stealing aspect.

2:49 is probably one of the funniest bits I've ever seen... It's just perfect🤣 The sudden yell by the guy... The MGS Game Over edit... Mark's long response yell... The slow ass pan...😂

At this point they should make a “Markiplier playing simulator, Simulator”.

@samn.244

3 жыл бұрын

Good idea, would be interesting

@dizzynewts584

3 жыл бұрын

Markiplier simulator. make it happen

@err

3 жыл бұрын

DØNT READ MY NAME

@sportshighlights8831

3 жыл бұрын

Trying to get famous off comments day 6, so I can live a dream life every day like it’s my last.✌️

@boopsauce2516

3 жыл бұрын

@@NAXTY okay, but that literally is self promotion 😂

Mark: “lixian just cover up everything that I did wrong.” Lixian: “hmmm... no.”

Hardmode: Removes HUD Markimoo: Why I no HUD?

That "accent" sounds like the voice actor is TRYING to do a "New York" or maybe "Boston" accent, but they have never actually been to either place so they keep slipping between the two and their actual accent

@manymadmidgetzz6293

3 жыл бұрын

its supposed to be an italian "wiseguy" accent to sound like an italian mobster

@CrystalRose1111

3 жыл бұрын

@@manymadmidgetzz6293 Thats the same thing lol

@j0JP

2 жыл бұрын

@@manymadmidgetzz6293 i'm italian and i've never heard that accent before

@lunaangeleclipse9745

2 жыл бұрын

@@j0JP yeah i think they meant the typical italian american accent front new york

@stanky6131

2 жыл бұрын

Wasn't that supposed to foreshadow the fact that vinny would end up killing the thief guy at the end? Or am I reading too far into it?

Mark: *Plays Thief Simulator* Me: “He has to be prepared for the second heist since the first one didn’t really work out as planned”

@ItswildII

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Gh0sTsssss

3 жыл бұрын

lolll exactly

@mikentikes11

3 жыл бұрын

What ever happened to those zombies I wonder?

@macncheesy0548

3 жыл бұрын

Gabriella i literally see your comments on every mark vid i watch lol

Some guy driving around your neighborhood, screaming out his car window: "Hey! How do I go to sleep?"

I got three ads for Theft Simulator while watching this, good to know ads aren't always awful lol

Imagine explaining to the police that a robber broke in your house just to break your toilet

@Jigsaw-vh5xv

3 жыл бұрын

Or your dishes

@lovellhorrors1586

3 жыл бұрын

They probably wouldn't take you very seriously.

@landonletterman831

3 жыл бұрын

Or a window, lol

“tools for thieves” sounds like the biggest sting operation ever

@talesofarcadiauval8848

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome class of 2021 we now start our day with lockpicking 101 then after that you have geography as you need to know what house you gotta steal shit from

@sophied1703

3 жыл бұрын

Send us the time and location of your next crime and we'll come give you a big hug!

Mark: I don’t know who the lombardis are Vinny, in the very beginning: the lombardis bailed you out of jail