"A closed door will prevent the fire from spreading" Mark: "oH fIrE!" **leaves door open**

@halberd-3291

3 жыл бұрын

I’m glad I’m not the only one that caught that. And then the fire immediately got worse when he did it. Lol.

@ravenjames7614

3 жыл бұрын

Well it's to let the gases out, but when the fire catches more air then it wants to chase it, but atleast it's less likely to cause an explosion.

@palntgame308

3 жыл бұрын

And then he ran through two more unclosed doors too don’t forget.

@jdwmyt

3 жыл бұрын

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A: a thesaurus.

@cosmicosmosis7292

3 жыл бұрын

@@jdwmyt u really do live up to your name

Markiplier: *enters house on fire because he's a fire fighter* Markiplier: AH FIRE!!

@kagemushashien8394

3 жыл бұрын

Ironicly

@dopesponge8430

3 жыл бұрын

Ofc lol it’s fire

@brendenstyre4784

3 жыл бұрын

continues to open door when door says opening door will spread fire lmao

@renzofranco2210

3 жыл бұрын

⁶⁶⁶ likes ahhhh

@judestarbabypup

3 жыл бұрын

I interpreted this like Mark was on fire on account of he's a fighter of the fire element 🔥😄

Wade: “As soon as you have a kid you basically sign a contract saying I hereby declare I’m lame AF” Bob: supports him Bob: *has a kid*

@arrowlilly5309

Жыл бұрын

Bob has a kid? Well shit

@shady_the_one

Жыл бұрын

He does now

@reydragonclaw1128

11 ай бұрын

@@arrowlilly5309 His name is James! There's an episode on Distractible about it. I think it's called "Bob's Baby."

@StellaMarisma

6 ай бұрын

Pretty dumb thing to say, so all of Wade's favorite celebrities/comedians/authors/etc who have kids are lame? That's a really shallow way of thinking.

@mrifat13

6 ай бұрын

@@StellaMarisma It's roleplay speaking. If u do it someday, u'll understand that we'll only speak whatever comes out, then forget all abt it

imagine your house is on fire, the fire department show up and go in to save you, look at you and go "this is insurance fraud" and just leaves you

@Ms.Anonymous

2 жыл бұрын

If it really was insurance fraud I think that's fair play

@andreaurquhart3530

2 жыл бұрын

A woman tried committing insurance fraud on my friend by deliberately backing up into her car to make it look like a rear-end. My friend had a dashcam though, so the lady did not succeed.

@mariarequejo2409

Жыл бұрын

Then start hitting you with an axe and water

@fedcab4360

Жыл бұрын

@@andreaurquhart3530 did her car catch on fire???

@LegendaryTy6

Жыл бұрын

@@fedcab4360lmaoooo facts their comment just felt out of place lol 😂

Mark: "Is this what real firefighting is like?" Bob: "Unsuccessful?"

@ArmaTomicx

3 жыл бұрын

Mark Wakes people up with an axe lol 😂

@forestmarch4152

3 жыл бұрын

From my experience it was. Watched two fires and my mom had to pick up both families. First fire scarred me. Fire station was five minutes away, they were late, roof collapsed in, lady died before the fire started, her animals dyed too. It was bad.

@mathewriffel503

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a volunteer fireman. It's a slow. process. For volunteers they have to get to the station then respond that can take a lot of time.

@kodakunaokami3790

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, if you're on the West coast it's unsuccessful...

@addictaedgurl3955

3 жыл бұрын

0:44 if anyone need the timestamp :)

House is on fire: panik Firemen arrive: kalm Markiplier steps out: panik

@macytackett7028

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Shudnawz

3 жыл бұрын

Random piece of information: panic is actually spelled "panik" in Swedish.

@kagemushashien8394

3 жыл бұрын

"RUN ITS MARK" everyone said

@hiffahyphae6707

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shudnawz oooo memes are Swedish confirmed

@ssstella.a

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shudnawz I know why 𝗖𝘂𝘇 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄

imagine standing outside your house, watching it burn to the ground, and a fire truck careens around the corner and slams into your neighbor’s fence

@electricheartpony

5 ай бұрын

I'd be thinking "at least they were rushing, just wish they took a bit more time..."

Wade: "I don't feel so good." Bob: "Oh, your body disappeared." Wade: "Oh, I'm back, what the hell?" Infinity war/Endgame in a nutshell

@jazieh1986

2 жыл бұрын

Seriously? No comments this is the best joke i have ever seen

@spookIeyist

2 жыл бұрын

this comment deserves more likes

@kiritoshi0

2 жыл бұрын

T-T TONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

@Anonymous-73

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@dbk8245

3 ай бұрын

@@jazieh1986 bro how is this the best joke you've ever seen

Bob is fucking hilarious “We wanna sneak up on the fire, we don’t want it to be prepared”

@landonr5120

3 жыл бұрын

Bob’s my favorite in the trio

@its_doovey

3 жыл бұрын

@@landonr5120 same, but for me it depends on the video. In Uno, it’s Wade because of that horrible monster called Barbara ;)

@The_RocketBee

3 жыл бұрын

I had a friend who would say the same thing when they told us to be quiet during fire drills at school, like "we need to be quiet so the fire won't find us"

@Maseruxer

3 жыл бұрын

The fire isn't stupid it hears a flambulence

@funkiebutch9690

3 жыл бұрын

Bob and his intelligence

Bob: I see a gurney we’re gonna kill people.” Mark: “we’re not gonna kill peop-“ Bob: “ *we’re definitely gonna kill people.* “

@observingeye9579

3 жыл бұрын

Also mark: *_Brutally stabs someone with an axe, puts them in a fire_*

@max-yasgur

3 жыл бұрын

That's a HOT start to the video

@tealablu3759

3 жыл бұрын

Bob is so wise

Wade's Hotdog Randy improv was so good I actually thought that Randy's Hotdog was an actual hotdog chain in America

@nikkiofthevalley

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't be surprised if that is actually the name of some hotdog stand somewhere.

@shady_the_one

Жыл бұрын

I thought it might be a regional chain in the east maybe. Yeah, I don't think it is

@adora_was_taken

6 ай бұрын

@@shady_the_one of course it is, haven't you seen the ads? randy just opened a stand in montgomery

@shady_the_one

6 ай бұрын

@@adora_was_taken unfortunately I live in a state that's very bass-ackwards, so we don't like anything apparently

@adora_was_taken

6 ай бұрын

@@shady_the_one same here :/

Wade referring to their teammates from the other unit as "Enemy Truck" is sending me 🤣.

House: (is burning to the ground, most likely trapping them all inside) Mark, Bob and Wade inside the house: HaHa It LoOkS LiKe hE wEt ThE bEd

@robloxboi3108

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@totallyn0tsus899

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget about Bill xD

@erika-rs3ns

2 жыл бұрын

timestamp?

@Ms.Anonymous

2 жыл бұрын

@@totallyn0tsus899 Being ordered to do nothing and just having to watch helplessly while the house burns around him

@stormbringer126

2 жыл бұрын

It's fine. It's why they broke all those windows

I love how Lixian writes “tehturial” for the subtitles whenever Mark says tutorial

@dawnnspiller1787

3 жыл бұрын

I looked for someone to mention that lol

@bellaball1293

3 жыл бұрын

I love how literally all his friends including Lixian hate how he pronounces it and make fun of it

@frostyvr9805

3 жыл бұрын

In the name of the galactic senate you are under arrest

@sheevpalpatine4437

3 жыл бұрын

@@frostyvr9805 are you threatening me master jedi?

@Fobia17

3 жыл бұрын

You mean when he says "Tehtorial"

Iconic quotes from this video: "How are you going to build up an immunity to fire if you don't expose yourself to fire??" "I think what is causing the fire is still causing the fire." "I'm gonna break open the windows so there's more air to put it out!!!" *to the unconscious man he is holding* "You seeing this Randy??" "Well, I mean, did they deserve it? This was clearly insurance fraud." "I was really good at chemistry class, trust me, I know what I'm talking about." "I don't even know what a brief is. What is it, underwear??" "Sorry, it wasn't that funny. It just hit different, yknow?" "Ma'am, I'm not a monster. I'm Jeff Bezos."

@Jellybeanthecat743

Жыл бұрын

“You want to sneak up on the fire.”

@kaabee3979

Жыл бұрын

“Comes with a real frenchman”

@LOLrandom666

11 ай бұрын

"I'm spraying a grease fire with some spit from my mouth as far as I can tell. Not exactly working out."

@kyleguajardo

5 ай бұрын

"I dunno, maybe it was the fire that stabbed him with an axe."

@L0st_in_The_V01D

3 ай бұрын

"Dude that's so sexual, somehow your sexual energy is permeating."

wade really said that fire is a social construct in the beginning lmaoo

Imagine you busy dealing with fire and your co-worker just "hey guys. I found the dinosaur in the bathtub. It's so cute"

@DarkYuan

2 жыл бұрын

This is like that episode of The Simpsons when they become volunteer firefighters

@EQ_Power-Plus

2 жыл бұрын

anime nerd

@imsorryforarguingbut4555

2 жыл бұрын

@@EQ_Power-Plus wtf

@najimi41

2 жыл бұрын

hi Hachiman

@woteveruk1

2 жыл бұрын

better yet imagine you're busy dealing with a fire and your coworker starts trying to get on a trampoline and hitting on a woman lol

"How are you gonna build an immunity to fire, if you don't expose yourself to fire?" - Masochist Confirmed, Markiplier 2020

@myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571

3 жыл бұрын

i wanna swear but if my grandparents hear me they're goijg to bring out the shotgun and shoot me with it pls help

@tammyt3434

3 жыл бұрын

He's not a masochist, he just wants to see how much raging inferno his body can take.

@HintsofVanillla

3 жыл бұрын

He just wants to see how much his body can take 🙄

@poisoncherub3163

3 жыл бұрын

@@myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571 Take the shot and see if your body can handle it

@monochromatic9601

3 жыл бұрын

@@myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571 Let them shoot you. I mean how else are you gonna build immunities?

“HE JUST JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW.” Five seconds later “HE JUST JUMPED BACK IN THE WINDOW!!!?” I’m still dying laughing over this. NPC jumping back in to the fire.

mark: imma break up all the windows so there's more air to put it out fire: this dude has no idea how much i love air

“Why can’t people have fires closer to the fire house?” - Markiplier, 2020

@genarogonzalez6153

3 жыл бұрын

Mark is a genius

@skyslicer1979

3 жыл бұрын

i heard him say that as soon as i read this comment lol

@ludiox6271

3 жыл бұрын

big brain JK lol XD

@ludiox6271

3 жыл бұрын

@Syabill Ammar true but markiplier said dat

@Red-Tempest

3 жыл бұрын

Thick juicy pulsating brain

"I feel like the cause of the fire is still causing the fire" lmao Wade is honestly underrated, he's a treasure

@legatelanius9762

3 жыл бұрын

420th like

@babayxga9415

3 жыл бұрын

fools gold

@focalpoint._

3 жыл бұрын

8/10 Really funny, but kind of a pain in the ass at times. Would watch again.

@nicolem9930

3 жыл бұрын

wade is so hilarious bruh 😭 he really is underrated

@babayxga9415

3 жыл бұрын

all in all hes actually amazing tho

Bob when he takes control of the other truck's ladder: "I see no God up here, other than me!"

Ah yes, the four friends. Muyskerm, BUMBUM, LordMinion777, and Bill

@shady_the_one

5 ай бұрын

BILL

The secret to Markiplier's success: "We stupid, you smart."

@mordecuckoo9415

3 жыл бұрын

_"Me big brain, You Smol Brain"_

@Daddy-ue1du

3 жыл бұрын

This is big brain time.

@tealowl

3 жыл бұрын

You right

@ack434

3 жыл бұрын

"I am great, I am great, I am great"

@nathanielothers9220

3 жыл бұрын

Y O U R I G H T

I wanna see an animation for this, with Mark, Wade and Bob dressed as firemen and just talking casually while everyone else burns to death.

They need an animated version of this. It would be perfect.

I can't be the only one who loves wade's timing Wade: Is that a hospital? That's good to know... ...we'll be sending someone to you, later. *Bob nearly crashes into a car* Wade: Or sooner.

@nonexistent4270

3 жыл бұрын

he is so underrated. he has amazing jokes and i love it when lixian captions them to point them out

@shadowbirdcat7500

3 жыл бұрын

@@nonexistent4270 agree

@tigermasterG

3 жыл бұрын

ace pride! mofos!

@lagabbybubbles9344

3 жыл бұрын

@F Ù С Ķ • М Е ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! ...

@tabandoned3357

3 жыл бұрын

timestamp: 14:33

Notice: "Fire spreads, keep doors closed." Mark: Proceeds to open door, screams "Fire!"

@vysearcadia522

3 жыл бұрын

Yep I noticed that... He just read "Fire Spreads" and didn't read the actual tooltip underneath. Probably because he panicing to speedrun and quench the fire.

@rattoota

3 жыл бұрын

"Im gonna break open the windows so there more air to put it out"

@nerezza5943

3 жыл бұрын

Well they don't call him the most popular illiterate let's player for no reason.

@wumbosaurus9121

3 жыл бұрын

I wish backdraft was a mechanic in this game. That'd make it a whole lot more interesting for sure

@RobertMorgan

3 жыл бұрын

That's the bonus DLC: Flashover Simulator.

“For-profit Fire Fighters” guys you’re describing the Mafia.

24:38 Mark: "Randy you seeing this" that absolutely killed me

When Mark says he calls dibs on survivors he sounds like he’s going to go in and eat the survivors

@oniontheprotogen4245

3 жыл бұрын

I like my survivors ✨crispy✨

@carterstevenson6009

3 жыл бұрын

Really? I like mine medium rare.

@greyscale6807

3 жыл бұрын

What do you think the fire is for? Gotta cook your food before you eat it

@DYZ_971

3 жыл бұрын

Season lightly with burnt family photos

@sammygecko_

3 жыл бұрын

Dead by daylight

"He's a fire denier" i gotta edit my high school quote real quick

@deadlierchip2978

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@novabova07

3 жыл бұрын

68th like... My soul is crushed

@fury6803

3 жыл бұрын

No, he's THE fire denier 🔥

@madelinedavid8742

3 жыл бұрын

I always wanted to be in a house fire and be rescued by a strapping fireman like Mark.

@LightCats658

3 жыл бұрын

@@madelinedavid8742 literally got copied from a comment by a guy named “Wutaii1 Nostalgia”, but ok

Imagine waking up to a bunch of firefighters surrounding you laughing at you

My favorite KZread times are when Mark, Bob, and Wade all play together

@x.12gacha32

2 жыл бұрын

Same.

@jessieiscool0218

2 жыл бұрын

Agree

@hillarycourchaine6829

11 ай бұрын

Same, they're the three stooges of KZread. 🤩🤩🤩🤣🤣🤣

“I’m gonna break open the windows so there’s more air to put it out.” *inhales* Mark do you know how fire works

@Moistpotatoman

3 жыл бұрын

Frrrrrr

@feepentertainment6752

3 жыл бұрын

It'll gain weight from eating so much and then it'll have no stamina to fight back.

@andipet3523

3 жыл бұрын

logic 100

@alexplaysminc.-.5922

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao that was my reaction be like- *THEY EXPLICITLY SAID THAT KEEPING DOORS CLOSED STOPS THE FIRE FROM SPREADING-*

@raitalkstoomuch

3 жыл бұрын

it's the not properly ventilating for me

My dad, who’s been a firefighter for 32 years, is having the time of his life watching this

@kagemushashien8394

3 жыл бұрын

He must be laughing his head off

@ianofarrell7829

3 жыл бұрын

My husband and myself have a couple years of volunteer firefighting experence and we can't stop laughing.

@FargonNemeloc

3 жыл бұрын

@@ianofarrell7829 learning the ropes of the job... On the job? 🤭

@plopo7518

3 жыл бұрын

Damn

@Hi_Im_Jeremy_Fishcer

3 жыл бұрын

How did I misread this as “my dad has been in the refrigerator for 32 years”

I like how wade was like “why isn’t the medic getting the body” at the beginning when fire fighters are given medical training for the transport and revival of body’s.

Okay but the zoom out “objective complete” from the tutorial where the garage is still on fire, is the perfect metaphor for this pandemic

“I’m spraying a grease fire with the spit from my mouth” is such a good analogy for something futile. I’m gonna use this with random people and NOT explain it.

@meowmep1366

2 жыл бұрын

Reminded me of jiraya

@largeboy5577

2 жыл бұрын

I'm fighting a gender reveal party with 1 singular dihydrogen monoxide molecule

@pendantperuke9440

2 жыл бұрын

How about I’m fighting fire with oil

@payton_bagel8317

2 жыл бұрын

@@pendantperuke9440 Yeah, that would be more for making a problem worse though

@bullhuss

2 жыл бұрын

haha ANALogy

Bob: *driving and actually helping people* Mark: *Gets Cloak Brand shovel*

@lowheadvarney158

3 жыл бұрын

lol bob on those turns tho

@therealcosplayqueen

3 жыл бұрын

IKR 🤣

@kaoniceli7096

3 жыл бұрын

Bob be goin skrrt skrrt

@therealcosplayqueen

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaoniceli7096 lol

@thegongoozler5108

3 жыл бұрын

I know, I wasn't expecting it XD

This guy really just hit us with a cloak shovel

Bob: “I’m just carrying around a nozzle with no hose” Me: “It’s wireless”

The most realistic part of this game, and I cannot stress this enough, is the cars not getting out the way

@kexard

3 жыл бұрын

I have no doubt in my mind that that is the case. I’ve witnessed it, and I’ve never even been a fireman.

@nojustno1002

3 жыл бұрын

@@ren6466 38:14

@ren6466

3 жыл бұрын

@@nojustno1002 thanksssssss

@wolfofmercury7518

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve watched a truck pull up in front of an ambulance (had it’s sirens on and everything) at an intersection and the ambulance had to go in a large circle around cars because of it. Like how much of a jackass does someone have to be?

@ren6466

3 жыл бұрын

@@wolfofmercury7518 lol it’s sad how many people are jackasses nowadays. People don’t care about anyone anymore.

I love how like most of the comments aren’t addressing THE CLOAK BRAND SHOVEL

@mwebb8434

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit no way they cloak Brand shovels? If they can fit up my ass they are good with me

@AGrayPhantom

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but it's not as good as my tactical shovel.

@guy_onfire

3 жыл бұрын

@@mwebb8434 *oh*

@kateokeeffe6111

3 жыл бұрын

@@mwebb8434 are you ok?

@bquncy550

3 жыл бұрын

Darkiplier’s at it again?? 🤷🥲

29:00 I love wade just walking in witnessing mark stabbing the person on the ground with an axe😂

@Ben-yz7sx

2 ай бұрын

SIR! SIR! SIR!

Bob's firetruck driving reminds me of that one Tumblr post where OP was on meds that made them spacey and they were driving and their friend yelled "to the left!" to help them avoid a pothole and they just chanted "take it back now y'all" and hit the pothole straight on

Markiplier IRL if he was a fighter be like: *literally walks into the fire and stands there* "I'm not a masochist i just want to test my body's limits"

@a3sthetic_ali3n48

3 жыл бұрын

I'm deadd

@rozven8928

3 жыл бұрын

And Ethan would stay in a pool somewhere watching him

@nicocazin7126

3 жыл бұрын

@@rozven8928 the g o n g o z l e r

@whiffler1213

3 жыл бұрын

He d piss in the fire

@diceandcards8272

3 жыл бұрын

He's still peaking in high school

Game: "Closed doors will prevent fires from spreading." Mark: *opens door & runs away*

@muhammadsmith5792

3 жыл бұрын

Why have that number?

@RandomRakkoon

3 жыл бұрын

@@muhammadsmith5792 y not

@muhammadsmith5792

3 жыл бұрын

@@RandomRakkoon it's the number of the evil being of this world. It's worse than having a swastika

@remi5074

3 жыл бұрын

@@muhammadsmith5792 what...?

@tatuvarvemaa5314

3 жыл бұрын

@@muhammadsmith5792 Religion is a personal question. The swastica was a symbol that stod for murder and vissious torture of millions of inocent people to have power. Its unarguably far worse than the number 666. The number 666 originated from a refrence to the Roman emperer Nero, translated from latin to the bible. Its current meaning has risen for sosial reasons and interperatation and isn’t (to my knowledge) a legitamate symbol in religion considered evil. The number 666 is incomperable to the svastica in terms of what it stands for and how its been used.

Words Mark cannot pronounce correctly to save his life: "Tutorial" "Exactly" "Iron" "Horror"

@Slipknot4769

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget "room"

@aetheriox463

Жыл бұрын

trampampoline

@Nxva-

Жыл бұрын

And Malibu.

@slendertv3616

Жыл бұрын

Miss Independent

@micoy6299

Жыл бұрын

Trypophobia

34:13 hearing them talk about dads, knowing that Bob's gonna be a dad soon🥹💜

@ocean_girl0101

Жыл бұрын

Bob has signed the contract

@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072

5 ай бұрын

?

Fun Fact: Fire Departments originally were run by insurance companies, and if you weren't insured by them, they wouldn't put out your home.

@SuperE-ob7po

3 жыл бұрын

Oh

@nandee1fuery

3 жыл бұрын

And they had bucket brigades, so the odds of not losing your house anyway were pretty slim.

@doublekil669

3 жыл бұрын

just light the insurance companies on fire

@kaylavcsteward__

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like America...

@Smileys_OutOfLuck

3 жыл бұрын

Whoops, my house is on fire and I don’t have insurance! Guess I’ll die.

I might show this to my dad who's a firefighter and see if he thinks they did good lol

@somerandomgirlwholikeswrit9236

3 жыл бұрын

@I Am KevinBB Bot.

@marmotadesigual

3 жыл бұрын

Is he a fire denier?

@user-uu7bj8wq4q

3 жыл бұрын

Do it

@madisonbriggs3635

3 жыл бұрын

please...please do

@AmazingMilkman.

3 жыл бұрын

Let us know

14:44 wade was like, well be sending you someone later... or sooner

I love how they went from firefighters to water defenders real quick.

“You wanna sneak up on the fire” Ah yes big brain time

@ilicktoeslol

3 жыл бұрын

holy shit you've been a member for a long time

@ka1s0n8

3 жыл бұрын

Ok anime fan.

@kitshiro2590

3 жыл бұрын

Love the profile picture

@rancid1024

3 жыл бұрын

1000 IQ

@aidenchastain3815

3 жыл бұрын

@@rancid1024 2 years

"No one's getting out of the way, they're just slowing down." "I honked, why didn't they move out of the way?" As a former EMT. I can tell you this is entirely accurate to real life no one gives a dang about your lights and sirens they will not move out of the way

@melissamendez7416

3 жыл бұрын

And the fact that mark was in the next yard over is also accurate. Maybe not at a fire but on medical calls .... and at the hospital

@ilovebeansOO

3 жыл бұрын

I ALWAYS pull over. But I really love when I do and people pass me. Maybe when they’re on their way in the ambulance it’s really gonna suck when people don’t pull over.

@melissamendez7416

3 жыл бұрын

I honestly related when they said they couldn't go past 65 🤣🤣 that's pretty accurate as well. Especially when responding out in the county when the speed limit 75 and you have an old truck that won't go past 65.

@evangailey8314

3 жыл бұрын

That might explain the "former" 🤫

@namelesspersonnel5130

3 жыл бұрын

@@evangailey8314 Or maybe cause he served his whole life saving people like your grandma who had a heart attack and had to save some time for himself?

Mark did a spot on Yancy voice and made me tear up a little bit. 21:44

@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072

5 ай бұрын

?

My father was a firefighter for around 22 years. He doesn't do it anymore but I'm still so proud of him. He was also there when 9/11 happened.

I knew we were in trouble when: “That siren’s real loud, let’s turn it off.”

@BigGrabowski

3 жыл бұрын

"Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy."

@Nightfall-bm1iq

3 жыл бұрын

I read this comment right as they said it

@technoraver99

3 жыл бұрын

some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc.? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials... + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? as an act of goodwill. + always be careful: corona etc.! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.) Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people? they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for birds in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

@michaelklaus

3 жыл бұрын

@@technoraver99 great post*; let's hope you never wore any clothes that were less than 100% on any kind of material and never considered eating seafood. *I think I meant large... large as is "not reading that wall of text"; I'd rather go to church to have someone tell me how to interpret what I already read in the bible

@shadowroamer

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelklaus Just flag 'em as spam and be done with it, it's just a bot anyway

“Why can’t people have fires closer to the fires house?” -Mark 2020

@GiovanniXO

3 жыл бұрын

Danganronpa

@ThirdDimensionalBeing

3 жыл бұрын

wat

@AGO339

3 жыл бұрын

most accurate top take in california at leastt

@mars4369

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@microvos1032

3 жыл бұрын

20:38 what he doing

"Only dads wear briefs" I guess Bob has to switch his underwear now

Markiplier: let's break the windows so more air can get In to put out the fire

"Closed door will keep the fire from spreading" Markiplier: "This won't stop me because I don't know how to read!"

@Maverick52093

3 жыл бұрын

I felt THE SAME WAY when I saw that XD

@bombdotcom3652

3 жыл бұрын

*Ukulele noises* I jus wanna lurn how tu reed :O

@ieuan._.ch4n945

3 жыл бұрын

Literally reads it

@snowflake8515

3 жыл бұрын

It was hilarious on stream cause everyone in chat was just straight up yelling at him 😂

@zeptilebirdyv2

3 жыл бұрын

@@bombdotcom3652 unus annus?

Mark: “I need a drink real quick” Also Mark: creepily drags a shovel along the ground with a creepy visual

@muffinmaan7444

3 жыл бұрын

Yea, what's up with that?

@cablefellow5315

3 жыл бұрын

You even know what you missed or where looking at? There was more to that image.

@ryleemacdonald863

3 жыл бұрын

I cried when I saw the Unus Annus gift in the background ngl

@ElleDragonXx

3 жыл бұрын

@@cablefellow5315 I know there was. Lol

@destinysmith5184

3 жыл бұрын

@@cablefellow5315 the unus annus box

If I start dying in a fire I wanna hear a grown man yell "I call dibs on survivors"

Pewds: *has a knife Jack: *has an axe Mark: *s h i n y s h o v e l*

@i.r_297

3 жыл бұрын

Did you re-watch the sour patch kids saga it's really good.

@SuperE-ob7po

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, he has a magnum.

@swedishcinnabon296

3 жыл бұрын

Did i see wrong or did it say cloak

@Jjackoo

3 жыл бұрын

He also has bed knife and tooth knife lol

@Jjackoo

3 жыл бұрын

@@swedishcinnabon296 You right. It said cloak

My favorite part: "Close the Door to Prevent Fire From Spreading" Markiplier: *opens door* "Ah! Fire! *leaves door open*

@tigerlily2816

3 жыл бұрын

Yea like NO SH*T MARK

@James-eg3fr

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, he's just too smart for us to understand!

@awebtoonreader4979

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@Jennifer-fy3eh

2 жыл бұрын

I love your name

@native-crew1920

2 жыл бұрын

Hi

37:05 that Bob laugh is something else😆

i love how even in the thumbnail, mark still makes himself the shortest

"Im gonna break the windows so that there is more air to put it out" he said, proud of his incredible idea

@weldonwin

3 жыл бұрын

It does help vent heat though, so its not a completely catastrophic idea, but it one that has to be carefully managed... But these guys are definitely not careful so...

@edgaralonso8088

3 жыл бұрын

@@weldonwin fire is a confusing thing to control but yeah having a basic knowledge of fire helps

@weldonwin

3 жыл бұрын

@@edgaralonso8088 I admit, most of what I think I know about fire comes from the movie Backdraft

@Mabra51

3 жыл бұрын

It is a well known fact that air is fire's number one weakness.

@enneth3248

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mabra51 what about wAter?!

If only [REDACTED] was still around, then Mark and Eef could test their limits by exposing themselves to pure, raw, unadulterated flames

@justsomeguy144

3 жыл бұрын

You can see Mark's flowers in the background a little bit before the explosive hotdogs

@jade1922

3 жыл бұрын

Momento mori ;)

@Seft2_

3 жыл бұрын

Eef

@HugeESmalls

3 жыл бұрын

@@Seft2_ EEF!

@malice69420

3 жыл бұрын

@@HugeESmalls EEF

Mark and the gang: *puts out fire* "Uh sir that would be 10k." Jeff:"We don't got that money." Mark and the gang:"ok uh we will just relight your uh house on fire."

@slendertv3616

Жыл бұрын

Like the freaking Ghostbusters

@Daniel-jk6ve

Жыл бұрын

“Du-Du-Du-DuDu- GhostBusters!”

Wade saying youre lame if you have a kid, bob immediately agreeing

Both my parents were fire-fighters and I can confirm, fire is NOT real.

@swagmeister3000

2 жыл бұрын

ur parents punching the air rn

@clonetrooper0426

2 жыл бұрын

@Brandon Mathewson Thank you for the promotion to weed

@gavinclark6891

2 жыл бұрын

@@clonetrooper0426 fubny plant haha blaze it

@ashikjaman1940

Жыл бұрын

Well of course fire isn't real, your parents killed all of it

@ubblebungus

Жыл бұрын

well yeah they fought it all

Them describing for-profit firefighters was literally them explaining US healthcare lmao

I looked away for two minutes, came back and paused at 21:16, and I thought Mark was Professor Snape for a second 😂

NOT HOT DOG RANDY

@justaguy7905

3 жыл бұрын

ANYTHING BUT RANDY!

@johnny0821

3 жыл бұрын

THE HUMANITY

@birdytay8231

3 жыл бұрын

Omg I love your animations hiiii

@technoraver99

3 жыл бұрын

some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc.? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials... + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? as an act of goodwill. + always be careful: corona etc.! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.) Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people? they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for birds in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

@johnny0821

3 жыл бұрын

@@technoraver99 why the fuck did you type this on a markiplier video

I love how much mark ignores the "fire spreads, dont leave doors open" sign

Imagine you see the fire truck gown down your street. They take a sharp left, almost missing the turn and you hear “LEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFT”😂😂

Watching them do everything we get taught NOT do is simultaneously the funniest and most cringe inducing thing to me

@raitalkstoomuch

3 жыл бұрын

me pointing out every mistake they make

@lachlansutherland7062

3 жыл бұрын

Yeahhhhh, sitting here yelling “That’s not how fire works”

@ItzWilks

3 жыл бұрын

I keep re watching this video for that exact reason. It pisses me off but it’s also one of the funniest videos i’ve ever watched.

@andrewcurtin7003

3 жыл бұрын

I'm curious, can we have some examples?

@raitalkstoomuch

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewcurtin7003 walking right into fire, aiming directly at the fire, ventilating in or when not necessary

The whole “fire denier” joke is just the plot of Fahrenheit 451 with less book burning.

@badbeardbill9956

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ChayChay0510

3 жыл бұрын

It's also the plot of America 2020

@i6020

3 жыл бұрын

It’s also the plot of fire force season 2

@x0lizzystar0x

3 жыл бұрын

Yes! I'm so glad I'm not the only one who had this book pop into my head while watching the video 😂

@marissaok7160

3 жыл бұрын

are like all of our schools just reading that book rn-

22:46 “Do you know how expensive this tuck is?”

11:24 Mark is such a hero for letting oxygen into the house 🥲

police: mark why'd you shoot a man mark: to help him get bullet immunity

@tigerlily2816

3 жыл бұрын

Police man: WHY’D YOU DO IT!?! Me: WELL you see sir, it all started when I watched this one video, and I thought it would give him knifing immunity

@bethhawk1399

2 жыл бұрын

This is Warfstache logic in a nutshell.

@randomperson5512

Жыл бұрын

*It was an accident I swear*

@rthorofthehillppl

Жыл бұрын

Bc it's only ok for cops to shoot innocent people

@grimsladeleviathan3958

Жыл бұрын

Police: Detective, we found a firefighter with an axe planted in his head Detective: Must've been the fire, no doubt about it

Fire department: why did you axe that man several times? Mark: I was just helping him build an immunity to axes

@missy2375

3 жыл бұрын

28 STAB WOUNDS

@anotheravatarlover5207

3 жыл бұрын

That is a great defence for anyone who ends up in court for wielding a weapon

@whatis4295

3 жыл бұрын

@@anotheravatarlover5207 Ah yes, you would be the perfect lawyer I would need. 😛

@whatis4295

3 жыл бұрын

I honestly want to see what happens when Mark and Co are firefighting lawyers

Ded Dude: I broke my leg, I think you'll have to carry me. Mark: *Ignores.* Wade: Broke your leg? This poor guy. Also Mark: Wait, you acctually listening to em'?

Imagine you being unconsicous during a fire outbreak in ur house and u see mark and wade coming into ur room with a fucking axe.

"is this in California?" "umm yeaa? obviously?? we're fighting fires where else would it be?"

@ushakova3101

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, everyone knows firefighters are only in California.

@fantasticdonut988

3 жыл бұрын

Oof. Those California fires are everywhere

@narc_potato7851

3 жыл бұрын

Australia

@TheIceObsidian

3 жыл бұрын

This can't be California, There's no forest fires

@connerbidlack6401

3 жыл бұрын

@@ushakova3101 are you stupid, or....

I love how wade and Bob are talking about explosive hot dogs while mark was doing a horror cutscene

@loriroy4306

2 жыл бұрын

I was laughing my butt off because of that

@stupidmango4036

Жыл бұрын

Ok but what is he holding? A shovel?

@minnie21434

11 ай бұрын

@@stupidmango4036 Its his Tactical Shovel😎😎

Watching this 3 years after the first outbreak of Covid-19 and listening to their fire-immunity play on what people would say about covid is AMAZING

I can not get over the bit where they are bullying that unconcious man in his bedroom while his house is on fire 😂😂😂 imagine how surreal it would be to wake up on the floor of your burning house just to hear 4 fire fighters making jokes about you pissing your sheets like five year olds 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mark: smashing the windows for no reason Wade: Imma close the fridge

@tweenytwinkies

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing is worse than losing food

@OingOingBrah

Жыл бұрын

@@tweenytwinkies can't let that mint chocolate chip go to waste

@boredom120

Жыл бұрын

I love Wade closing the fridge 🥰 so nice of him. My fridge door gets lopsided every once in a while and you have to lift and close at the same time or it stays cracked. The useless old device already doesn't hardly keep anything because it's not cold enough so the door crack only makes it worse. Never rent from cheap slum lords, they take your money and don't care about anything that's broken, worn out, rusted, floor falling through, green - white - and black mold, pipes don't drain, leaky roof and windows, ant infestation, and whatever else this death trap of a trailer has enstore. Homeless looks appealing 💕

@acetheoriginal2005

Жыл бұрын

This is very random but I don't care my name is Emerson too😁

I love that the first thing that happens when they arrive on the scene is them being told to turn off the power, then 30 seconds later they ask, 'are we supposed to turn off the power?'

22:46 the game misspelled truck and I can’t stop laughing 😆

@caboose5313

Жыл бұрын

You know how expensive this tuck is?!

Mark: picks up shovel Me: visible confusion for it not being a TACTICAL SHOVEL

@mx_ruk

3 жыл бұрын

I was wondering why it was a different shovel, too... Then I saw "CLOAK" across the handle.

@ambulas930

3 жыл бұрын

the tactical shovel is for ice cream only

@hazelolive7895

3 жыл бұрын

Same

Mark: "Your the boss Bob that's why your driving" little does Mark know he's sitting the in crew chief's spot so really its him in charge of the crew.

@centurionflorian4906

3 жыл бұрын

I know right?😂😂😂

@azl5044

3 жыл бұрын

I'm deeply sorry.... You're* You're* Deeply... Sorry...

@kaniaadi3582

3 жыл бұрын

I am 100th like hehe

@adoredmodestcolt1258

3 жыл бұрын

@@azl5044 Someone had to.

@prehistoriccreator9600

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaniaadi3582 nobody cares. seriously

the traffic in this is insanely accurate, no one in the US ever stops for sirens, ever, they think slowing down right in front of you is getting out of the way somehow. I've seen firetrucks stopped at an intersection blaring their horn because a person in the turning lane acted like they weren't allowed to move when a firetruck is right behind them, even though all the other traffic was stopped so that guy could turn and get tf out of the truck's way.

"It's a grease fire use Co2 not water" All of them: "why isn't it going out? I'm using water?"

@harveyannison8301

3 жыл бұрын

Loving the liza koshy pfp

@millan6229

3 жыл бұрын

Cobalt Gas? Sorry, just a chemistry nerd thing I know you mean Carbon Dioxide but when I read it I immediately read cobalt gas

@RyfusFox

3 жыл бұрын

In my mind I'm like "Use Dry Chem or the K fire extinguisher"

@DonMomotaro

3 жыл бұрын

@@millan6229 that's great bud

@rosalynfox8215

3 жыл бұрын

My first thought was using a crap ton of baking soda to choke the fire

“We’re Unit 1 so that probably means we are the best.” Meanwhile they try to sabotage the other fire team, murder the victim and spread the grease fire.

@bethmitchell9817

3 жыл бұрын

I wanna like but, the likes are at 69 :((

@totallyoriginalusername1791

3 жыл бұрын

@@bethmitchell9817 you can now

@dorianrobinette9712

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder how bad unit 2 was that they were still somehow worse.

@roulette2370

3 жыл бұрын

I accidentally disliked your comment trying to like it woop

@mikmoxie

3 жыл бұрын

@@roulette2370 no worries ☺️🤗🧡