Bob is actually hilarious. "We gotta grow good stuff like iPhones" How? "I don't know, I think apples grow on trees or something"

@Pale_7567

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck that is clever

@Ignirium

3 жыл бұрын

Bob's always funny

@avelovesfrogs5402

3 жыл бұрын

I am crying of laughter, I love puns.

@matthewyeldig4608

3 жыл бұрын

Glad WE at least get the joke!

@randybray7558

3 жыл бұрын

Saw someone say somthing about modern life being restrictive. How is modern life restrictive? Who would want to live like a tribal( no offence) ? I don't see why someone wouldn't like todays developed way of life.. Sorry for being random.

17:19 "we gotta grow good stuff. like iPhones." "I think Apples grow on trees or something." Bob has made the #1 joke of 2020. Everyone else can stop trying now.

@chinhthehugger9284

3 жыл бұрын

I love that they were all joking but the moment bob said the apple line, which is the only true statement. their brains all went off

@luisaucedo

3 жыл бұрын

si

@LockwoodTheScientist

3 жыл бұрын

My sigh let out more winds than hurricane Katrina when I heard that joke.

@TobiasSaturday

3 жыл бұрын

Was going to comment the exact same thing. Utter brilliance

@kaigamerwolf5850

3 жыл бұрын

Awwwwww I had a good one it's me

Markiplier: *Goes buying farm equipment* Markiplier: *Comes back with Optimus Prime* 19:59

@asas7nk1ng

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@TheTaylorwailer

3 жыл бұрын

It was like he puffed up to defend his crops 😂

@Smalldreams22

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂😂

@DJdoppIer

3 жыл бұрын

It's "Beetboxer". _Decepticons hate him._

@redfox3396

3 жыл бұрын

This made me cry with laughter

my partner is the owner/manager of a very large farm. whenever he feels glum, we rewatch these farm simulator videos and they, no matter what, make him laugh hysterically. thank you for bringing him joy at the expense of you guys looking like total dodos. you have no idea how much this silly little series of videos has brightened our quarantine.

@BeanColored

3 жыл бұрын

Aww this was cute😊

@13_cmi

3 жыл бұрын

Farming simulator is a beautiful game

@HollyAnneThePaganChaosWitch

2 жыл бұрын

Well, shit. I didn't expect this level of adorable wholesomeness today. 😊

@irishboy6965

2 жыл бұрын

i just found out my girlfriend left me for someone who lives in a different continent, and i havent felt any joy whats so ever today until i saw the classic idiots trying to farm. really helped me feel better

@waitingforleeknowssolo

2 жыл бұрын

@@irishboy6965 sorry to hear that man :/ hope you're feeling better now!

“We gotta grow good stuff like IPhones” “Uh okay How do we do that?” “Idk I think Apples grow on trees or somethin” Smoothest dad joke in the video

@LemonsOnTheFloor

3 жыл бұрын

what is this reply section

@this7580

3 жыл бұрын

charlie. no

@undeadlegend696

2 жыл бұрын

"5 replys" *Shows three replys* Mafs

@deannascorner8112

2 жыл бұрын

I loved that so much

@Gacha-RNG

2 жыл бұрын

Lol I was laughing for like 3 min after that joke

Me (sees title): Oh. A Farmiplier episode? Sure I'll watch. Mark: *starts striptease in under 3 minutes* Me: ... Oh. An Unus Annus episode? Sure I'll watch.

@thatonenon-uniqueindividual

3 жыл бұрын

( Smirks ) clever friend clever

@4yer4

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOO very epic thank you

@Joyful_Jo_

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@kylewalters3025

3 жыл бұрын

Makes sense

@Questionnairee

3 жыл бұрын

Whats Unus Annus Sounds Interesting I think i Should Sub to it.

Alternative title for the series; “Panicking stripper ruins a farm”

@paxmacalpine845

2 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh way harder than it should have lmao

@MitsuriKanroji797

2 жыл бұрын

With dingus and wingus 3 and 4 🤣

“I’ll follow Wade’s illegal left turn but, y’know, we’re farmers.” - accurate attitude of my local farmers lmfaooo

@SeanMadeAScene

Жыл бұрын

that just sounds like california

@pyshrub

11 ай бұрын

Sounds like Indiana

“There’s weeeeds?!” *weeds start appearing as fast as real life weeds* “AAAAAAGH!”

@LazyDogJumper

3 жыл бұрын

Seeing them explode out like that really made me laugh

@TF2CrunchyFrog

3 жыл бұрын

Those are some impressive real life weeds where you live. Botanists would like to have your address.

@senpie9087

3 жыл бұрын

Can we smoke them?

@acastusofastora8641

3 жыл бұрын

@@senpie9087 if you want lung cancer

@karvast5726

3 жыл бұрын

If weed grows that fast i think you need to find you local nuclear powerplant and tell them THERE WAS A FUCKING NUCLEAR ACCIDENT

Wade:"Is this what farmers really do?" Mark:"No, there's no way" Farmers: .___.

@natbutter2721

3 жыл бұрын

tbh its harder

@mindslayer1404

3 жыл бұрын

Patience Nicole Productions lol my dad grew up on a farm back when they didn’t have all these new technologies. And his family grew tobacco fields and raised cattle so yeah, way harder.

@marieindia8116

3 жыл бұрын

@@natbutter2721 yes and real time consequences when you block a road, run over someone's property with your tractor or blast across road boundaries

@alecLogan

3 жыл бұрын

@@marieindia8116 And collision physics actually result in pricey repairs, days of waiting for that to get done, grumbling at weather making things inconvenient, etc.

@kaigamerwolf5850

3 жыл бұрын

Farmers: Well yes, but actually no

17:59 i would legitimately love it if you spent hours in this game farming and then one day, just out of nowhere, it slowly starts to transition into some kind of mystery horror game. like you see the neighbors dragging and burring a body in the middle of the night or you wake up one morning to find a giant ass crop circle in your field or some supernatural folk lore horror story ass eldritch abomination starts showing up in the woods and leaving carcasses mutilated everywhere.

@reydragonclaw1128

2 жыл бұрын

I love surprise horror games XD

@sackfu7952

2 жыл бұрын

@@reydragonclaw1128 especially slow burn horror games that basically just play out like the game they want you to think it is for a little while, to get you into a false sense of security, any horror that plays out at this time only being things that you wouldn't notice unless you already knew wjere things where going (and even then you need to be paying attention)

@anonyscott

2 жыл бұрын

Taking notes

@sackfu7952

2 жыл бұрын

@@anonyscott remember to just make it so you spend half of the game just playing a normal ass farming game, that's part of the idea

@S_PIDER

2 жыл бұрын

I got the same kinda idea when I saw that part. It would make a very cool horror game

“I would have zero viewers if I got naked.” Wade just can’t catch a break, can he?

Game: "Remove tops" Mark: _"Well, time to strip I guess"_

@abhishekrajesh2300

3 жыл бұрын

@Noah Woodruff you obviously haven't seen Unus Annus

@abhishekrajesh2300

3 жыл бұрын

@Noah Woodruff Man... :(

@gusbusshmurda1731

3 жыл бұрын

@Noah Woodruff don’t worry my guy neither have I 😔

@maddoxmehnke2957

3 жыл бұрын

@@gusbusshmurda1731 I was about to suggest he watch it, then I remembered, he can’t.

@certifiedserosimp

3 жыл бұрын

@@maddoxmehnke2957 _sad times..._

This is already great. “Unbelievable.” “UNBELIEVABLE.” “ *_i can’t be bald_* “

@you_gullible_fucc

3 жыл бұрын

"Unbaldlievable" i'm sorry

@NamesBondHavingStronk

3 жыл бұрын

@@you_gullible_fucc no you aren't, you know what you've done

as someone who does agriculture as a school elective and lives on a farm, the astonishment of markiplier when he realises the price of things is just very amusing.

Mark: *disaster literally unfolds* Wade: *tells him to stop* Bob: *laughs*

@badbckgroundproductions6366

Жыл бұрын

Bob’s the nice one

*_sees cliffhanger_* Audience that watches Raft series: Ah sh*, _here we go again_

@jillyjollyjelly

3 жыл бұрын

i need the new episode :')

@dfdssfa4835

3 жыл бұрын

You can just go to Marks twitch channel and watch the whole thing there tho ;x

@quincytejada1016

3 жыл бұрын

Ha so true

@quincytejada1016

3 жыл бұрын

Ha so true

@wingedfish1175

3 жыл бұрын

@@dfdssfa4835 ignoring twitchs 60 day limit meaning most of his streams become inaccessible

Game: Farming sim 2019. Mark: starts taking of his shirt while discussing twitch terms of service.

@No-yr9rs

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@luvrgirlzoe

3 жыл бұрын

Mark in a nutshell:

@techno_otaku

3 жыл бұрын

i mean-- i'll be honest, i didn't expect Mark to go "fan-service" mode all of a sudden lolz

@daniellemurnett2534

3 жыл бұрын

It's leftover Unus Annus instincts.

@changsakjackie

3 жыл бұрын

My like to your comment is now 666 LOL 😂

Mark: *Slowly takes off shirt* Fan girls: *Sweats nervously*

@smileysatanson3404

3 жыл бұрын

fan boys: little dude is big now

@papillon2066

3 жыл бұрын

@@smileysatanson3404 lmao

@wingardiumlachancla9078

3 жыл бұрын

Not just girls * wink x100 *

@macncheesy0548

3 жыл бұрын

y/n rolls her eyes in disgust lol

@AirLight1646

2 жыл бұрын

@@smileysatanson3404 I’m gay and this is true lmao

Mark: *13mins into the vid*-"I'M TRYING TO SAVE US MONEY" Also Mark: *19mins into the vid*-*Spends about 320 grand*

Alternative title: 3 guys learn the harsh realities of farming and the expenses/low prices that come along with it

@super-saveditokopedia8295

3 жыл бұрын

No it'sa 1 guys birthday

@generalkarn2422

3 жыл бұрын

Why do people say Alternative Title in every video

@adityasundaram9299

3 жыл бұрын

@@generalkarn2422 it's a new (and overused) meme format

@squiddy077

3 жыл бұрын

Alternate title: 3 KZreadrs learn about being poor

@JustDecent3461

3 жыл бұрын

As with taking off your shirt

Wade: is this what farmers really do? Me, who lived in an agricultural developing country: Yes, but with no modern tractors and other complex machinery. JUST BARE HANDS

@TotallyNotToby_

3 жыл бұрын

Only someone with great skill can top a bird with their own hands

@G0og1eGugz

3 жыл бұрын

My maternal grandparents live of farming the same way, with good ol' handz

@Potatofella

3 жыл бұрын

are you Algerian i am too ooooooooohhhhhhh nice

@grimreaper2680

3 жыл бұрын

Man you have my respect and all the farmers in the world I just sit on my ass all day while you guys do this field hardwork every single day

Wade: "Is this what farmers really do?" Mark "NO!" Me who does hay bailing and raises cattle: "Oh boys, if only you knew..."

@shrekworshiper

Жыл бұрын

Do the bulls play leapfrog

@loki4807

8 ай бұрын

At 5:30 in the morning I'm milking cows Jebidiah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows. I've been milking and plowing so long that even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone.

@predatorking3131

8 ай бұрын

@@loki4807 "I've been milking and plowing for so long." Forgive me, couldn't think of it in a non-dirty context when I glanced at it, lol!!!

I love Marks reaction at the beginning when he realizes how much debt he is going to go into just to start a farm. Now he knows what it means to be a farmer in real life.

Mark looked nervous to take his shirt off in front of camera Like it isn’t something that happens way to often

@ash.crashed

3 жыл бұрын

you clearly haven’t seen a single unus annus video lmao

@rumplstiltztinkerstein

3 жыл бұрын

he just need to sleep with a member of twitc staff and they will let him do anything

@acastusofastora8641

3 жыл бұрын

@@rumplstiltztinkerstein or be a deer person

@rammuertoanimations4664

3 жыл бұрын

FLASH BACKS TO *CAVEMAN MARK*

@danas5846

3 жыл бұрын

@@rammuertoanimations4664 *HEE HOO*

Wade: "Is this what farmers really do?" Mark: "No! There is no way!" Me sitting here quietly from farm country: "Yea pretty close... " 4:37

@katherinechurch3576

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty much

@stfuCAUTION

3 жыл бұрын

yeah pretty much

@dadams106

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, yeah it is quite accurate, I have a farmer friend who I help when he needs more hands and he loves this series of game, why would he relax by basically doing what he already does daily idk.

@dadams106

3 жыл бұрын

@Patrick Whitt nah fam, plant corn, obtain the corn, plant bean, obtain bean, plant corn, obtain corn, plant wheat, obtain wheat, plant bean, obtain bean, plant corn, obtain corn.

@hippiehorselover

3 жыл бұрын

Cheers with 30 acres from Florida!

20:07 something about mark repeatedly going *I don’t know what’s happening!* while the machine majestically unfurls as he’s driving towards the crops and Bob and Wade laughing while mark fails to harvest any beets makes me wheeze with laughter every time

@alexianicolewells5817

2 жыл бұрын

YES!!!!!!!!!! i literally rewatched it 10 times lol

@emilysavicki8043

7 ай бұрын

I think it's the editing of the epic music in the background. Like you're about to witness the final boss's transformation right in front of your eyes. Actually took me a while to find a comment mentioning this moment. XD

I think the term "it's not rocket science!" Needs to be "it's not farming science!", Because this is hurting my brain cells

*As a farmer, I can confirm that this is 100% accurate to a farmer's everyday life*

@Redwan777

3 жыл бұрын

Edit: I don't know what I was thinking when I made that comment in 2020. I apologies to everyone who had to read that cringe comment.

@americandodge5934

3 жыл бұрын

If not harder, I’ve gotten my tractor stuck in quite the predicament with mud before, had a couple break downs, etc. but all in all this is very accurate lmao

@holysmokes1077

3 жыл бұрын

That’s nothing I broke a axle on my tractor

@mellymelissaa

3 жыл бұрын

I am not a farmer

@Milkmur

3 жыл бұрын

@@mellymelissaa i also am not a farmer

Wade: I'm at 2 viewers everyone left when you said you where getting naked on stream Mark: then you should get naked Wade: then I would have 0 viewers I laughed a bit too hard at that

@Charlie-yv3ib

3 жыл бұрын

Here when this comment had 555 likes

2:01 markiplier predicting twitch meta 3 years in advance lol

16:01 I love how the car stays out of view so much and then you just notice that your stuck on a whole ass car 🤣

Mark: there’s weeds! Weeds that pop into existence: damn right

@scmmlamarre7018

3 жыл бұрын

how does a comment have 703 likes without a reply on it?

@squishyparrotlets

Жыл бұрын

Lmao I dunno why, this comment just really got me

@sm00thgames63

Жыл бұрын

"Watchu gon do bout it" -the weeds

"Is this what farmers really do?" "NO. There's no way." Me: - laughs in farmer -

@Davidofthelost

3 жыл бұрын

Having been raised on a farm and have family with farms seeing those that don’t know anything about farming discover the difficulties of farming always makes me laugh.

@davidlarkin1040

3 жыл бұрын

@@Davidofthelost what are the most common things people think about farming, but are surprised to actually learn?

@natbutter2721

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidlarkin1040 that you can grow something whenever and/or whatever

@miss_chrissy

3 жыл бұрын

@@Davidofthelost honestly same 😂 it was always fun watching my friends give me a 0.0 face when I had to explain my daily chores. Like washing the dishes is nothing compared to what my chores were 😂

@Davidofthelost

3 жыл бұрын

Patience Nicole Productions that’s not true, crops take nutrients from the soil to grow so you have to sway around for different crops that put nutrients into the soil again. Often having different plots to diversify what you have. So the soil isn’t just worthless to grow those same crops there. Or you have a small harvest from what would be a decent harvest.

I showed this too my dad, and he just looked at me and shook his head. Him and his siblings grew up on a farm. He has been run over by both of his parents with farm equipment at least twice.

@juliakrasinski

Жыл бұрын

Holy shit, your dad is lucky 😂

@itz_luluafton9523

Жыл бұрын

WHAT??

I love being a person that’s been raised on a farm and has been raised around harvesting and watching people knowing nothing about it try and do it even if it is a just a game. But this is the reality of farming but at a quicker speed

@hoangkienvu7572

3 жыл бұрын

lmao it's always fun being a smug backseat-gaming bastard.

"All of that was only 5,000 money!" Welcome to farming, where your worth is dirt.

@benjaminli188

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to farming, where farmers are bullied by huge agribusiness companies and survive off of government subsidies.

@maggiesteenkamp8786

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to farming: life f***ing suuuucks

@BigBroccoli_

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to farming: I don’t actually know what to say I just wanted to be included

@dangerdash4393

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the family son.

@vahnayasaki6989

3 жыл бұрын

@@dangerdash4393 FARMILY

If those three ever did get a farm, this is exactly how it would go for them.

@MoeHound

3 жыл бұрын

You don't say

@thisisntmedicine4004

3 жыл бұрын

That's why it's called a "simulator"

@BiggusBenjamin

3 жыл бұрын

That's what a simulator is...

@Sacrdz

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

I love how they just dumped a ton if money into leasing 3 tractors and the first thing wade says is "what happens if i wreck this into a car?" Wade is an inspiration to us all

I feel like at this point people are so desensitized with shirtless Mark after [REDACTED]

Wade: *”IS THIS WHAT FARMERS REALLY DO?”* Farmers: well yes but actually no BTW how’s your birthday Mark?

@bonbondoesgacha143

3 жыл бұрын

Cheapest one

@teaganlynch5806

3 жыл бұрын

well I don't get pulling out the weeds i know nothing about beets but i farm corn im pretty sure you could just spray herbicide on them

"Oh! These are potatoes - these are not wheat!" "Who cares." Sean: *BATTLE-READY IRISH NOISES*

@carstan1173

3 жыл бұрын

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@spencertang5155

3 жыл бұрын

Is it just me, or does jacksepticeye’s perfectly cut screams 2 thumbnail face fit exactly with this?

@Mingo-Akuma

3 жыл бұрын

*screams in Gaelic gladiator*

@brozieg

3 жыл бұрын

Faintly in the distance *THE YONKINING HAS BEGUN BROTHERS!*

@jacksonandrews8714

3 жыл бұрын

He is.. the GARLIC GLADIATOR

Bob's Apple joke went so under appreciated, he is a wordsmith donating his time to the illiterate

@yuukiluna694

4 ай бұрын

This is the best sentence I’ve ever seen😂

2:52 _that split second moment that bob almost tripped always gets me_

I'm from Germany and died when he said "Achtung". Actually his pronunciation was good but this accent... I love it

@xuijinah

3 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean caution

@blitzcha0s308

3 жыл бұрын

Achtung Baby

@hilaryuhs

3 жыл бұрын

do you have the timestamp?

@randomriley2189

3 жыл бұрын

@@hilaryuhs 1:26

@KHGSMel

3 жыл бұрын

@@miumoon4635 so you're constantly warning someone when you sneeze in the philippines

“Take your shirts off” *confused undressing*

2 years later and I still come back to these videos for laughs when I'm feeling down. I know it will make me laugh HARD every single time. Thank you Mark, Bob, and Wade!

20:10 “I DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING” was fucking hilarious

"we need to grow iPhones or something" "I think apples grow on trees" Me: no no he's got a point

Alternate Title: "Three City People Try Farming for the First Time"

@tyffaneelavely8087

3 жыл бұрын

Mark isn't from the city. He says "cincinnati" because it's the closest city. I actually used to not live far from Mark. About 15 mins away. Def not city where he lived, but he didn't live on a farm either, so he def is inexperienced. In their defense though, even if you're living in a "farm area" You still don't know how a farm really works unless you actually have one. Ohio has a ton of farms. Where I used to live we had a small farm of animals (no killing) but lived next to big giant farms with massive acres of crops, and I haven't a clue how to work a crop field. I've seen some of the equipment being used, but yeah, you have to live on a big crop farm to be able to know it.Unless you play really realistic simulator games and learn of course. ;)

@envrise8293

3 жыл бұрын

Honest title more accurate

@spencerweber7525

3 жыл бұрын

@@tyffaneelavely8087 i disagree me and my parents own 3-4 different fields all near diffrent towns and most of the people has a general idea how most things work on farms

@sabrinaohira5259

3 жыл бұрын

city slickers**

@222iseverywhere

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah get out of my town devil number

"but.. what if.. my nipples are below the camera?" Me: *visibly sweating and hardly questioning my sexuality* oh god

'Is this what farmers really do?' 'Nah. It cant be!' Me, who lives in Iowa: Oh, you sweet, innocent cinnamon rolls.

"Is that a body in the field?" Mark's played WAY too many horror games, hasn't he?

@dexteritvy

3 жыл бұрын

SunBoxesSky Alois sounds like a cool horror game idea,

@voltronimusprime3833

3 жыл бұрын

@SunBoxesSky Alois Little Shop Of Horrors but it's a farm.

@SaiyanJinx

3 жыл бұрын

@@voltronimusprime3833 i feel like feed me billy fit’s better

I legit thought Mark was going to play the rest shirtless.

@subsbeforecoronavirusend-sc3fs

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@hellagay8939

3 жыл бұрын

I wish

@jaycejohnson6846

3 жыл бұрын

Disappointed.

@brittanyclark2347

3 жыл бұрын

Sadly no

@dumbfucktm6229

3 жыл бұрын

I wished

The “Hop on, Mark” gets me every time.

Every every episode with Mark, Bob, and Wade is just all of them being incredibly passive aggressive for 20-40 minutes. I can't get enough.

“We should start growing iPhones-I think Apples grow on trees” At the same time, I want to applaud and kill Bob for making that pun.

@theboardgamebanker

3 жыл бұрын

Well, they could work on farming Blackberry KEY2 LE from the blackberry bush. I'm not sorry.

I'm disappointed he didn't refer to himself in the title as "Farmiplier"

@alchemist824

3 жыл бұрын

Probably because he'd have a lot more comments asking him to play Stardew Valley again

@blackfang-ms5rq

3 жыл бұрын

What about Farkiplier

@tonymontana6888

3 жыл бұрын

@@blackfang-ms5rq Sharkiplier has entered the chat

@melonsw33t28

2 жыл бұрын

Mookiplier

@rekyu3d541

2 жыл бұрын

literally just came to the comments to make sure someone mentioned Farmiplier 🤣

wade: "Is this what farmers really do???" mark: "No! There is no way!" farmers: "Yes, that is the way."

I have never laughed so hard at any Mark, Wade and Bob video as this. I hope you guys play this more. Mark rolling down the road with the Beet-o-matic was the most hilarious act I've seen in a game.

Unus Annus: has an episode about the most cursed images awhile back Markiplier Cow: didn't exist yet to be the winning contestant

@aashnakhan8902

3 жыл бұрын

A markimoo

@colossallotus7082

3 жыл бұрын

@j4y33k4y j4y dont bee toxic and just moove away

@jacobpugpoirier3350

3 жыл бұрын

Highly Disturbing.

@user-bv3gw4zp3y

3 жыл бұрын

j4y33k4y j4y would you say puns should be PUNished

@The_Velozity

3 жыл бұрын

“You right”

Mark taking his clothes off is somehow different and more intense than unus annus

@JJScene

3 жыл бұрын

Especially now since Unus Annus no longer exists.

@lydielooo

3 жыл бұрын

@@JJScene shhhhhh

@ashh1476

3 жыл бұрын

Memento Mori

@certifiedserosimp

3 жыл бұрын

@@JJScene _Momento No-Mori_ _Unus Gone-us_

@icyscream4282

2 жыл бұрын

@@certifiedserosimp >:’(

Markiplier: You know, making $5,000 a day is a lot of money Me: *cries in farmer*

I'm not a farmer, but I've lived in rural midwest all my life. I can garrentee farmers are not given enough credit for their work. I'm very amused that Mark, Bob, and Wade discovered some things about farming and I hope the viewers did too.

Mark: "That's the cheapest??!!" Me: - laughs in farmer -

@natbutter2721

3 жыл бұрын

@@luisaucedo its not much of a joke

@milansamra2791

3 жыл бұрын

@@natbutter2721 yea

@milansamra2791

3 жыл бұрын

@@luisaucedo its actually kinda true

@jeffl.8307

3 жыл бұрын

@@milansamra2791 you could’ve just said it’s true because it’s not kind of true it’s fully true your taxes are 14,000 for $400 worth of hay there’s a reason why every farmer will use an illegal immigrant for labor if they can it’s because you don’t have to pay them so much more money that you don’t have

@sneakysnake7695

3 жыл бұрын

@@luisaucedo it's a farming game what you want them to make? Call of Duty jokes?

As a farmer, I really appreciate the “Is this what Farmers really do?!”

@fbiagent949

3 жыл бұрын

"F"

@Maya-pk4mt

3 жыл бұрын

Same😂

@marcelloguzzo9636

3 жыл бұрын

The best game

@saschakeller4527

3 жыл бұрын

the general thought of many people "it's simply planting and harvesting" is disconcerting and thank you for your hard work

@ZachurrateGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

Bob saying "achtung" was funnier than it shouldve been

As someone who lives on a farm/ranch, this is one of the most stress inducing yet hilarious things I’ve seen in a while. With that said, I wouldn’t recommend driving a trio or tractors through your neighbor’s fields unless you feel like getting shot at. Also it’s not polite to unfurl a Beet Annihilator in the middle of the flippin road.

@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro

Жыл бұрын

I’m a Texan, and y’all have no idea how many tractor trios I’ve seen driving on actual roads like this. To be fair, they don’t have massive farm equipment attached, but still. Tractors and trucks, that’s the way Texans roll.

@gailprobably6165

Жыл бұрын

what if i want to be shot at

@nakedstatue8517

Жыл бұрын

Wtf who just shoots a person...

@nyran_the_kitten1758

Жыл бұрын

@@nakedstatue8517 someone who lives in Texas. It’s “defending your property”

@andrewlance3898

Жыл бұрын

@@nyran_the_kitten1758 And/or "standing your ground"

literally any chance to get shirtless on camera: **exists** mark: I t s f r e e r e a l e s t a t e

Man I wish they did more of this. This is so great. Mark being like I cannot back and the other boys yelling at him is exactly like clarkson farm. 😂

I love that they'e just basically turned into Schrute farms

“Ah these are potatoes. This isn’t wheat.” “Eh, whatever.” Jack, somewhere: **suddenly explodes with patriotic irish rage**

@MrJames_Bondage

3 жыл бұрын

Beat me to it ya bastard lol

@savedname9959

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrJames_Bondage They beat me to it as well.

@lavenderotaku2481

3 жыл бұрын

XDDD omg I had no idea this comment existed and I love it.

@The2IdioticRetards

3 жыл бұрын

@@savedname9959 lol same

@thebirdnerd

3 жыл бұрын

I almost disliked because I didn’t think of this first

Mark: *Takes off shirt in his stream* Wade’s stream: *literally drops to two viewers*😂

@corvid-1950

3 жыл бұрын

They all went to watch mark

@shadowfoxy9591

3 жыл бұрын

@@corvid-1950 true 😂

@vridia5549

3 жыл бұрын

@@corvid-1950 I mean, I can't blame em

I could watch an entire 20 episode series of Mark, Bob and Wade playing this game honestly

Mark: unfolds harvester Bob and Wade: the first we heard was a noise like a hurricane from the north, the pines creaked and cracked in the hot, dry wind

This video: *Exists* Every person that ever studied/worked in agriculture ever: *TWITCHING AND IN DISTRESS*

@imnotusingthisanymore2300

3 жыл бұрын

heartofafae stfu

@marlyozz458

3 жыл бұрын

@heartofafae Lol your not wrong it’s just really interesting to watch it unfold 😂😂

@oceankhaleesi7148

3 жыл бұрын

Dwayne Johnson no u

@jaemilz

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing 😂

@gio_therandom2136

3 жыл бұрын

As a farmer myself, I want to kill myself with every wrong thing that they do

Mark: *Shocked by how expensive farming is and how many steps are involved just to grow and harvest crops* Me: "This is why farmers should be paid more."

@Squidberries

3 жыл бұрын

I don't understand why this is the format for 90% of KZread comments. Couldn't you just word it like a normal person? "Wow, it takes a lot of time and equipment just to farm beets. Farmers should be paid more."

@Jumbaler

3 жыл бұрын

@@Squidberries Wording it in meme formats are more popular and draws more attention, it's just a thing people do

@pearmint308

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jumbaler i dont think a explanation is necessary

@Jumbaler

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, you right, it shouldn't be, but some people don't understand so you gotta break it down for them

@CheeseCakePhantom

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly! Kinda hope games like this open people's eyes a little

9:42 Mark and friends are the new try guys 🤣🤣

@samfinkjensen

Жыл бұрын

I thought this was a recent comment but nope you just saw the future

@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072

5 ай бұрын

@@samfinkjensen?

@samfinkjensen

5 ай бұрын

@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 no clue what I was talking about lmao

@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072

5 ай бұрын

@@samfinkjensen awe that seems to be going around a lot

18:05 I like Bob's mindset.

The viewers that left Wade’s stream were definitely heading over to see a naked Mark lol

@Russellfit55

3 жыл бұрын

Unus annus Subscribe to the best youtube channel and you can see mark naked all the time and you wander what that channel name is well it's quite simple and I may have already said it

@kaylaryals8227

3 жыл бұрын

I’m so sorry wade but marks beauty must be seen by us mere mortals (*^▽^*)

@carlz2692

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, that was the joke.

@terra_the_nightingale135

3 жыл бұрын

Hi Connor

@chuckled125

3 жыл бұрын

If I was there I would've opened mark's stream in a different tab

Wade: What happens if I wreck this into a car? Mark: Do not wreck it into a car. It's a lease. Also Mark: *rams Wade twice*

Bob: We'll need a plow, harvester, and a sower. Mark: How do we get a plowharvester?

2:07 and the chat has gone thirsty

Alternate title: Two desperate men take turns filling the other with their “loads” while a third stumbles backward confused and angry. Eventually, one of them goes and buys unnecessarily expensive toys that end up being just as good as the crappy starters.

@laramiemorgan2824

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a really long title

@WaterWizard1000

3 жыл бұрын

More of a synopsis really

@stephenlewis8825

3 жыл бұрын

To long

@TF2CrunchyFrog

3 жыл бұрын

I thought that was the po*rn parody.

@max4633

3 жыл бұрын

Title or description

No one: Mark: wonders how shirtless he can be on twitch. ....

@kxracxtie2865

3 жыл бұрын

I wish-

@CandyZeRoyal

3 жыл бұрын

Ngl I wonder to-

@FriskyD.

3 жыл бұрын

"No one:" isn't accurate- It was Wade saying "we need to take off our shirts"

I think Bob's 'apples grow on trees' joke was underappreciated.

2:00 And to Think that Mark predicted the current Twitch meta going around in 2023, 3 years ago

20:08 That ominous cinematic music when the harvester turned into a Transformer made it 1000x funnier than it already was

@MarthChan

3 жыл бұрын

I keep rewatching that part to cheer myself up! It still makes me laugh hard enough to cry.

@j.p1183

3 жыл бұрын

I love wade's desperate screams in the background as Mark gets closer to him

@MarthChan

3 жыл бұрын

@@j.p1183! Yesssss! And then he runs for his life! Beautiful!

@viking5736

3 жыл бұрын

its actualy a beet collecter and trailer loader. it takes beets from off the ground and puts them into a trailer.

@TheTrytix

3 жыл бұрын

I have to agree that that had to be one of the funniest parts of this whole video... But I still got this one question... What is the name of that music?

I can only imagine the chat when Mark started taking off his shirt.

@celielolz3842

3 жыл бұрын

LOL 😂😂😂

@LeGiT4345

3 жыл бұрын

It was exactly what you're imagining lol

@cabnbeeschurgr6440

3 жыл бұрын

Twitch would never ban him anyway unless he did sumthin real bad

@ghostlingbud

3 жыл бұрын

just checked and there was a lot off “uhh” “i-“ “no” “YES” “oh (my)” “mark (no)” “don’t tell Amy” and also this gem: “nothing better than dudes plowing each other on the farm” so there’s that

@j.p1183

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghostlingbud perfect

5:48 Wade, immediately entering any vehicle lol.

As someone with hundreds of hours in this game, I expect and look forward to cringing for the next several videos. I've seen 7 minutes so far and have facepalmed a dozen times.

I was playing this game solo and just drove tractors into the rivers

@jtazevedo7104

3 жыл бұрын

Ryboh 07 hahah

@flesheeter7104

3 жыл бұрын

I use mods to buy every thing and crash and cause terrir

@DragonKingSK

3 жыл бұрын

Thats how rice farms were made

@zelkk7049

3 жыл бұрын

Best way to catch fishes

@benwggaming9292

3 жыл бұрын

In Lego City!!!

Aka: "Mark having an existential crisis whilst figuring out how to farm."

Mark definitely has PTSD after this series 👀 😂

no matter how many times I watch this playthrough, it never fails to make my day a little bit better. Thanks guys :)

To everyone, as someone who has driven a semi truck, when reversing with a trailer if you want the trailer to go LEFT, then turn your steering wheel to the RIGHT. Always turn the wheel the opposite direction you want the trailer to go.

@taylorgilmore4108

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely

@_k9tron_53

3 жыл бұрын

Turn right to go left.

@ZZMonkeysUncleZZ

3 жыл бұрын

That may work for a game, but it's counterintuitive for driving a semi in real life. In real life, your brain is still aware your body is oriented towards the front. Turning the wheel towards your right shoulder will result in the trailer going in the same direction, so you want to be turning the wheel in whatever direction you want the trailer to turn. Not so in games, since you don't have that sense of orientation.

@Stalefruitloops

3 жыл бұрын

Obi-Wan Kenobi that’s still how it works in real life, it’s an instinct to turn left to go left or turn right to go right, but when there is a trailer attached to your truck and your parking for example if you turn the steering wheel left and back up, the trailer will go right.

@TheVictorieeMan

3 жыл бұрын

Great info in the comments this is what i appreciate. Go to Markipliers comments if you want to learn something. It's like the new WIkiHow

Bob: "Nobody buys beets. We gotta grow good stuff, like IPHONES" Mark: "Okay, How do we do that?" Bob: "I don't know, I think Apples grows on trees or something." Me: "Yes, You right!" 😂

Idk why this has become one of the videos I can fall asleep to but here we are

@rigop_sketches5650

9 ай бұрын

Ikr it's become a comfort vid, it's so freaking funny lol

-Mark freaking out about trailer physics -Me (A truck driver) Pathetic mortal...

Mark's intro is how I feel when my parents are talking about me to family

@lucky_4417

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@izmirs.

3 жыл бұрын

Relatable