Guys, you've got it all wrong. He's not easily addicted to simulator games - he's just slowly transforming into a dad.

@Diana-uh7mh

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@Firegen1

2 жыл бұрын

Next up Forgotten DIY simulator and "no you can't borrow the car"

@gjdkbfam7318

2 жыл бұрын

Yeh

@midnights2631

2 жыл бұрын

He is

@smileysatanson3404

2 жыл бұрын

the month after: hey guys imma be a papa!

Imagine sitting in your house and hearing the lawnmower guy just have a complete breakdown in your yard.

@sekarmaltum1695

2 жыл бұрын

you give him a tip, a silent nod -but you dont let him near your children..

@kimmy8726

2 жыл бұрын

@@sekarmaltum1695 FACTS. You tell em

@smileysatanson3404

2 жыл бұрын

or having the time of his life

@octosimp1717

2 жыл бұрын

My lawnmower guy did that once while I was outside

@xerilaun

2 жыл бұрын

my reaction: 7:16

Little Timmy: “Mom, that guy you hired to cut the grass is crying outside” Mom: “That’s just Dee reliving the memories of the Minor league”

@tieflingcody7493

Жыл бұрын

The fact that the moment answers that way means it's a regular thing.

Im severely allergic to grass so this is the only way I can experience mowing the lawn. Didn't know a mental breakdown was part of it, but nice to know.

@violet8870

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, definitely one of the main components trust me

@666-The-Devil-66

2 жыл бұрын

Wait how do you go outside-

@unfriendlyghost

2 жыл бұрын

@@666-The-Devil-66 lmaooo I take daily allergy meds (different ones every 3 months bc my body develops resistance to them 🤙), an emergency inhaler, singulair daily (steroid for my lungs - let's me no longer need a nebulizer daily), and an epipen and benadryl are always on me. I just avoid the outdoors during peak allergy season and thankfully I live in a city, so grass isn't a huge issue. If someone's mowing their lawn, I will have to use my inhaler though. I don't start having an allergic reaction unless I'm touching it thankfully and k95 masks are really helpful.

@user-jb9nz2fs2u

2 жыл бұрын

allergic to grass? the human body keeps surprising me

@unfriendlyghost

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-jb9nz2fs2u lol you should see my full allergy list then 😅 (i have a mast cell disease so i agree, the human body keeps surprising me too)

"I feel like I'm about to go into a finance meeting, or praise Jesus"- every local commercial in the Midwest ever, the music is perfect

@aisutistoto5771

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao yes

@julesg98

2 жыл бұрын

Dead

@dragonix2421

2 жыл бұрын

Can confirm XD

@robertcortez4956

2 жыл бұрын

It actually sounds like something you’d hear in church

@TheN8ism

2 жыл бұрын

Oooo what if the finance meeting was for a church?

Mark: "Oh no... I'm enjoying it." Me: _"Ah sh*t, here we go again."_

@pleasedontsub2732

2 жыл бұрын

I would watch any series from Mark. He can make anything fun

@altsc

2 жыл бұрын

Amen to that

@EmilyKveldulv

2 жыл бұрын

@@pleasedontsub2732 yeah, honestly. I would watch him watch paint dry if he talked even a little bit

@sephirothjr3920

2 жыл бұрын

Yessir

@-Panna-

2 жыл бұрын

Guys, I loved the Powerwash Simulator videos (these were what I was referring to), too. 😂 Just a bit of a joke.

6:55 Mark has a meltdown about people having opinions 11:29 Mark has a meltdown about children and animals leaving things in a yard that doesn't belong to him 13:35 Mark threatens to leave the game if it doesn't make alternating striation patterns 13:46 Mark's threat was empty 15:01 Mark rants about the quality of a lawnmower and Germans 15:32 Mark has an existential breakdown part 1 16:50 Mark has an existential breakdown part 2

@DaFrogg2102

Жыл бұрын

Ze sacred chronicles of markiplier's mental health

@VotedBiscuit

Жыл бұрын

thanks

@canonickero

Жыл бұрын

Thank you very much for this detailed list

@tanya-789

Жыл бұрын

My gratitudes!

@OhanaHusky

Жыл бұрын

That opinions meltdown has been legendary for me for a yr now

Mark: I *am* the employee. I *am* the vehicle. Just imagine Dee riding another identical Dee who's on all fours and he's crawling while chomping on the grass aggressively.

4/5 stars: he started sobbing abt kickball in the middle of it??? overall tho he did an amazing job on our lawn and i will make him my regular

@lizzyvilleda7601

2 жыл бұрын

personally i believe that adds a show i’d give a 5/5

@LilBowPink

2 жыл бұрын

2/5 stars. He rage quit off the mower and destroyed all our flowers. The ones he didn’t mow over. He also tore up our bricks with the mower. The grass looks great though.

@randy1822001

2 жыл бұрын

He forgot to get under your arches. Be sure to instruct him better next time.

@Sage_404.

2 жыл бұрын

I didn’t get what you did- Then when I got it- 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@weird_shit8649

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sage_404. same 🤣

I feel like he should have named the company "Dee's Cuts."

@stephsaguudefan1753

2 жыл бұрын

Best suggestion

@thelionhearted9449

2 жыл бұрын

Omg someone needs Dee’s Cuts right now 😂🤣🤣🤣

@cosplay_crow

2 жыл бұрын

Hah! Mowed em!

@khyrulkabir8014

2 жыл бұрын

DEEZ CUTS dang your a genius XD

@gameplayfps6844

2 жыл бұрын

I love it

Mark: *has done several creative projects* Also Mark: "I hate customization."

Amy, hearing Mark scream at nobody for telling him how to cut grass: “Aaaaah, simulator☝️”

I don’t know what’s more concerning: the fact that Mark enjoyed playing a lawn mowing sim, or the fact that I enjoyed watching Mark enjoy playing a lawn mowing sim

@Skyfire85

2 жыл бұрын

I asked a similar question on the first Power washer Simulator vid, except it was who is the bigger Boomer, him for playing or me for watching.

@BarneyHL1

2 жыл бұрын

What makes it more concerning is that i am enjoying a video of mark enjoying a lawn mowing sim while reading a comment about a person wondering they are more concerned that mark is enjoying a lawn mowing sim or that they are enjoying watching mark enjoying a lawn mowing sim

@ridgedbullet2420

2 жыл бұрын

The more concerning thing is that he's not actually mowing a lawn so he's mowing on his pc

@sofia_kiri

2 жыл бұрын

Probably both but at the same time there are 2.1 million people who are thinking the same thinf

@locallylocal

2 жыл бұрын

What's more concerning is the midlife crisis he had in the middle of it all. Hits too close man, too close.

Tbh at this point Mark is obsessed with simulator games.

@26mic5

2 жыл бұрын

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

@Windoweeza

2 жыл бұрын

EVERYONE ABOVE ARE BOTS. DO NOT SUBSCRIBE TO THEM!

@creativeanimations7895

2 жыл бұрын

Yes indeed

@bruhinthebruhwiththebruh1370

2 жыл бұрын

@@Windoweeza no shit sherlock

@acemarvel1564

2 жыл бұрын

At least it’s a break from the spookies

7:04 Lixian's editing gave us one of the funniest TikTok meme sounds in history

@missyzalgo6738

5 ай бұрын

My friend has that as a sound alert on her twitch 🤣

I like to imagine this is how God reacted when he banished Satan to hell 7:05

@peterwilliams2887

2 жыл бұрын

This is such an underrated comment 😂😂😂

@michaelbriggs3787

Ай бұрын

⁠@@peterwilliams2887I sure this is how so students wish they could talk to teachers when they say you can’t use your phones in class

I love how mark makes his own full backstory for every simulator he does

@thelionhearted9449

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@piperlawson56

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't that the best part tho. But u know he got Lixian dying laughing

Every KZreadr: *Plays Squid game* Mark: *Plays every simulator known to man*

@Cherry_Blossom69

2 жыл бұрын

He's just different and we love him

@Johnathon759

2 жыл бұрын

Not every KZreadr

@olivierr.5752

2 жыл бұрын

That's why I love Mark. He plays games no one else does

@Cherry_Blossom69

2 жыл бұрын

@FandomKween13❎ very well put, lovely 👏👏👏👏

@grimreaper2680

2 жыл бұрын

Mark is the only KZreadr who doesn't hop on the trend like others, I remember the time when minecraft was getting really popular again like 2 years ago now because of pewdiepie and everyone else also started playing it, because everyone was getting more views from it, but not Mark he's just built different. He did not play minecraft at all for that hype time period.

Mark's "I was destined for big things" monologue at 15:45 almost gave me a mid-life crisis in my 20s

i do landscaping for a living and this is pretty damn accurate. i use a standing mower that goes 20 mph, and its super fun! lol. however theres no such thing as a mowers motor gettting "overloaded". we mow for 12 hours striaght every day and they never slow down or break down. and the "pro view" in this game is what we call the "landscaper's eye"

Imagine just looking at your yard and seeing Mark crying on a lawnmower while driving through your flower beds. That would be a sight to see

@moniquevester879

2 жыл бұрын

Id honestly just let him enjoy his fum 😂

@TheNotSoAnonymousMan

2 жыл бұрын

I'd watch it

@Sarah.Giddzxx

2 жыл бұрын

I would give him a raise and a bonus 😂

@Dragonfire331

2 жыл бұрын

I would probably join him in crying

@tannerreid757

2 жыл бұрын

I would give him a hug

Mark: "Oh no...I'm enjoying this." Me: Welp...get ready for another 7+part simulator series everyone.

@jamesk3565

2 жыл бұрын

I do hope so lol

@d0kidoki

2 жыл бұрын

tbh, this game fills the "satisfying" hole that power wash simulator never did, so i hope he does do another 7 part series on it lol

@pleasedontsub2732

2 жыл бұрын

I would watch any series from Mark

@aoifeoffaerun

2 жыл бұрын

I'm okay with that, lmao. He makes these things entertaining and relaxing

@DaniJHollis

2 жыл бұрын

Sign me up, baby!

God, it almost hurts to realize how domestic Mark has become. He’s close to leaving us, for a full family, and that’s okay. And it’s enough to make me cry.

@karmickhaleesi

2 жыл бұрын

@FandomKween13❎ I know, but after years of watching him the little things let you know he’s becoming more domestic.

@ovxrcxsts

Жыл бұрын

@@karmickhaleesi well you cant be screaming shit in your 50's

1:15 no Mark, you call Heapass

@Bigbossd4wg9

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Mark: "Oh no, I'm enjoying it" Me, cracks knuckles: "Another 10 part series it seems"

@keen283

2 жыл бұрын

and half of them is just character customization

@Sh1roNekoshi

2 жыл бұрын

@@keen283 when i played sims I'd always get tired after making the household because it took me so long 😂

@worstvegan

2 жыл бұрын

I would absolutely watch 9 more episodes of this

Imagine being Amy and hearing Mark just casually in his gaming room YELLING about how you cannot have an opinion lol

@mogy6492

2 жыл бұрын

Im sure Amy is used to hearing the randomest shit coming from Marks filming room

@themindfulmoron3790

2 жыл бұрын

They've been together for over half a decade, I don't imagine anything she hears him shout could surprise her at this point.

@kaincrow9624

2 жыл бұрын

I think that’s low on the “surprising things to hear” list all things considered

@grafi8430

2 жыл бұрын

You talking about this? 7:05

@dessidepressi

2 жыл бұрын

Precisely that moment, yes.

6:45 is the funniest thing i have heard in a while XD

I love how even during the 2x speed up, Markiplier barely even moves his head at all. Cutting grass is a skill that requires your utmost attention and focus

Mark can literally play any simulator game and get addicted to it

@potterinhe11

2 жыл бұрын

The smell of shaving cream is fresh.

@autumn0-032

2 жыл бұрын

@@potterinhe11 wow

@thisChannelHasbeendead

2 жыл бұрын

SHUT UP

@firaasewaldo2636

2 жыл бұрын

He'll play em so good and nicely that he would plow neighbors land in Farming Simulator

@monkeyblade99

2 жыл бұрын

Then the return of yandere sim will be grand.

Mark: "I used to mow the lawn at my mom's house" *Flashbacks to when he admitted to crashing a riding lawnmower*

@themaxterz0169

2 жыл бұрын

When?

@pikachu_is_cute1

2 жыл бұрын

You mmmmmember

@useyourimagination692

2 жыл бұрын

@@themaxterz0169 during Unus Annus, they did a video that was essentially 2 truths 1 lie and one of Mark's true statements was that him and his brother crashed a riding lawnmower when they were younger. There might be a clip somewhere out there, but I'm not sure

@useyourimagination692

2 жыл бұрын

@@pikachu_is_cute1 I mmmember

The intro here is not only funny, but absolutely on-point, and completely made sense on a level I didn’t even realize I was aware of

I imagine his comercial being like: "Do you have tall grass? Because that could give you a rash, so make sure to call us and we will be there in a dash. And we will cut your grass as fast as the flash. And we do this just so you can give us your cash." "Only at D"

Mark: "Oh no, I'm enjoying myself!" Me: "Goooooood, make another 10 episodes of simulator satisfaction.."

@thehippydisnerd4887

2 жыл бұрын

I’m rooting for thirty

@christaylor3572

2 жыл бұрын

@@thehippydisnerd4887 I'll be happy after about 50

@Ranger-oc2uz

2 жыл бұрын

We can only hope

@thehippydisnerd4887

2 жыл бұрын

@@christaylor3572 True tho

@X7RYQ

2 жыл бұрын

@@christaylor3572 70 sounds better

I'm getting worried that Mark may be addicted to simulator games...

@Chubbyunicorn60

2 жыл бұрын

Stfu furry. I'm just kidding, I luv ur vids wool. Keep up the great work

@Annasdreaming

2 жыл бұрын

I'm worried I may be addicted to watching

@SnarkyRogue

2 жыл бұрын

This is all to tease 'Markiplier Simulator' which he'll announce in January for a Holiday 2022 release window

@painfullyaverage6949

2 жыл бұрын

Oh hey you finally got verified by youtube

@gamar356

2 жыл бұрын

@Lightbreaker i know you are waiting for a response and i shouldnt, but let me remind you that commenting increases mark's youtube stats

5:38 He's having a flashback of one of the few times he could have fun, by cutting grass because they were too poor to afford fun. Is this joke old? Yes. Will I willingly run it into the ground because it's still funny as heck? Also yes!

Me every time the motor hit redline: "MARK TURN DOWN THE THROTTLE!! TURN DOWN THE THROTTLE MARK PLEASE!!!"

@PerpetuusTenebris

2 жыл бұрын

@@damienwlf572 You right 😂

Markiplier: “My name is Dee, owner of D” My brain: DEEZ NU- (im sorry)

@rottemgolan7241

2 жыл бұрын

I accept your apology but also no

@dekarmes

2 жыл бұрын

yos avas demon

@temarinara77

2 жыл бұрын

I was like oh no he’s become Ethan with eef

@miqnight7601

2 жыл бұрын

I almost spat my drink on my ipad.

@aidanhitchcock6102

2 жыл бұрын

DEEZ NUTZ

“I feel like I’m about to go into a finance meeting or praise Jesus” knowing mark he’s probably doing both at the same time just to prove that he can

@26mic5

2 жыл бұрын

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

@eu.mesmo.godofredo414

2 жыл бұрын

what about a praise meeting about financing Jesus?

@juliahart8593

2 жыл бұрын

And with that, you've just unlocked the average daily routine of a Republican official, save for the blatant disdain of anyone different from him. It's never a her or a them.

@Joecraft02

2 жыл бұрын

@@juliahart8593 Congratulations, you made it political, way to ruin the fun! 😁

@eu.mesmo.godofredo414

2 жыл бұрын

@@juliahart8593 huh?

The character development for this lawnmower guy is better than most CW shows.

@pikachu_is_cute1

2 жыл бұрын

You mmmmmember?

Mark: immediately starts with the chute facing the wall Me, a landscape worker: 😬😬😬

Dee: *literally just existing* Eef: finally… a worthy opponent…

@fluddsan1144

2 жыл бұрын

Our battle will be legendary

@menacebadge417

2 жыл бұрын

who are those people

@majortritone

2 жыл бұрын

@@menacebadge417 Dee is what Mark named his character in the video above. Eef is a nickname for Ethan (AKA CrankGameplays) that he came up with for himself in an episode of [redacted channel] where they messed around with Hooked on Phonics.

@DTorto

2 жыл бұрын

@@majortritone memento mori

@8-bittim419

2 жыл бұрын

*E Intensifies *

When Mark was screaming about how he was cutting the lawn, that is my dad. He refuses to make those fancy lines and only goes in a circle around the yard lol

@githane

2 жыл бұрын

Haha. Yeah, but circles are so inefficient vs lines. Circles are more fun but you have to end up redoing a lot for missed spots.

@keithalear6796

2 жыл бұрын

@@githane I agree, but somehow my dad doesn't miss anything! He is the typical dad that obsesses over mowing😂😂 that his place to get away from the family.

Mark trys his best to dodge turtorials every day. Im so glad he was actually able to play with one for once!

11:45 Mark's dog in a different room: "I feel a disturbance in the force."

These simulator games are basically turning into a podcast of Mark with the game in the background, and I love it

@ellag6388

2 жыл бұрын

Can you say alpha Kenny one as fast as you can.

@ActuatedGear

2 жыл бұрын

SPEAKING OF PODCASTS!!! Have you been listening to Distractible?

Mark: "Guys, Im enjoying it" **Pulls out white New Balances and cracks beer**

@shrimpy2688

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@Luke-kc9li

2 жыл бұрын

Starts answering the phone “yellooo?” And asking “alright, now what’s the damage?” Every time he gets handed the bill at a restaurant

@ashleywatson3407

2 жыл бұрын

The Boomer life is full of so much bliss you have no idea. Yeah. I sit here watching KZread instead of TV for hours at a time to occupy my day. And, yeah. It's mostly because my health is so bad and I'm literally extremely I'll. But, yeah. It's the f****** life. You have no idea. You sit on your ass all day.. watching tv. And, yeah. It does get boring. But,.yeah. It's kind of the f****** life, bro, not even going to lie.

@cmleonel

Жыл бұрын

What’s white new balances?

@animeaxeman

Жыл бұрын

@@cmleonel dad shoes

2:06 - Total Homer Simpson voice when you shrieked 'OOOOOOH!' 😂

Mark: This is a relaxing game Also Mark: 6:53

Mark: Aah. This brings me back to the days of cutting my mom's lawn. Me: You mean when you used your teeth to cut each blade because you were too poor to buy scissors to cut the lawn with?

@stellardreamrocket

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@bunbun4889

2 жыл бұрын

Lots Of Laughts

@jammindragon1812

2 жыл бұрын

More like used nail clippers

@virtualsoran

2 жыл бұрын

yeah my immediate thought was "Your mom had a riding mower?? But the poverty meme!"

6:56 what I imagine would happen if I ever questioned my dad's lawnmowing skills

@N30NF43

2 жыл бұрын

Pfft-

@chuckporter9526

Жыл бұрын

We're serious about this kind of thing! Because we can't all be race car drivers, can we... (quiet sob)

I still mow my grandparents' lawn each week, and sometimes our lot which we're trying to get rid of. Going in stripes is far more efficient, for the most part, though it doesn't really matter. It really is one of those tasks that is just tedious enough but not so terribly boring that you can just lose yourself in your thoughts for awhile and go on autopilot.

@C.Sharpe

2 жыл бұрын

Stripes are easier with a push mower too... That's pretty much the only advantage of a push mower though 😅 👍

When you were talking about mowing the flowerbed at 18:55 it reminded me of when I use to mow my parents lawn as a kid too. Except I was a jerk, I suppose. My dad told me to avoid a small tree that started growing on its own in the middle of the yard because he liked it. I intentionally ran right over it for fun. My dad's a good sport though, so I'm still alive today surprisingly.

The way Mark got more and more pissed about other people's opinions about mowing lawn I think is the scariest I've ever seen him get.

@angelgamer3846

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I agree, Mark's great and I still enjoy watching him. But personally as someone who has troubles with hearing people especially men yell, it made me nervous. Not blaming Mark it's just scary like you said.

@kitsuneelie9133

2 жыл бұрын

Lolol not nearly. Watch some of his old vids like "getting over it" 😩 this is a cakewalk compared to the legitimate hellfire rage he had going on.

@UpbeatGoth

2 жыл бұрын

@@kitsuneelie9133 oh I know, I remember vividly 😱

This has just proven that if it exists, there is a simulator for it.

@26mic5

2 жыл бұрын

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

@bruhfoot8450

2 жыл бұрын

We need to make that a rule XD

@A_HUMAN_YT

2 жыл бұрын

The fitness gram pacer test

@Windoweeza

2 жыл бұрын

Sd

@Oa515

2 жыл бұрын

@@26mic5 bet bot

Genuinely mowing around the edges has always been my move. I know it’s less efficient but also it’s simpler and more satisfying when the lawn is a weird shape and has lots of obstacles.

17:00 I mow grass as a side job and honestly it really be like this…😂😭

“I feel like I’m going to a finance meeting or praise Jesus” truer words have never been spoken

@kimarna

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@toothpastemanreal

2 жыл бұрын

As a Christian I felt this quote deep in my soul.

@nanosanimations8705

2 жыл бұрын

@@toothpastemanreal nice

@hotdogshake4764

2 жыл бұрын

the accuracy of what he said tho

@seanmetzer9575

2 жыл бұрын

I died laughing when he said that. Then I came back to life just to post this.

Fun fact about Roombas: the original machine was actually incredibly accurate in learning your home. As in, within a few hours you would walk into a room and it would be running in perfect efficient lines around furniture. It was so fast learning that it freaked out the folks in the consumer trials, so the machines were "dumbed down" to make them appear less intelligent so people would feel comfortable buying them.

@bookbook9495

2 жыл бұрын

That is beautiful- and now we pack bond to them like pets

@AWizardOfTastyness

2 жыл бұрын

Dear God I hope this isn't true How upsetting..

@DakotaCastro7

2 жыл бұрын

that’s so interesting and terrifying thank you

@mesasimonson6612

Жыл бұрын

I can’t decide whether this fact is most interesting, sad, or disappointing…maybe it’s just all of each at once

@breadboix2158

Жыл бұрын

I feel like markiplier’s roomba was a different breed, flipped over after doing one final clear of the house

I just love how genuinely aggressive he sounds in the outbursts

how the frick does mark start doing a bit and then proceeds to make you want to hug him and say it's going being ok in a matter of seconds

The beginning was funny but the “praise jesus” part made me actually laugh, because it’s so specific and true

@a.b.cooper4807

2 жыл бұрын

I laughed but then realized that if the guitar was a little more muted, the music is almost exactly like the music my church plays for the announcements.

@curatorinator9156

2 жыл бұрын

nice pfp

@LordVader1094

2 жыл бұрын

Unless it's a Catholic or Orthodox church lol

@josephandashlynmcfatridge4966

2 жыл бұрын

Legit. Memories from going to a Baptist church suddenly came rushing back lol. So glad to be Presbyterian now 👍

@divinebeef8660

2 жыл бұрын

@@josephandashlynmcfatridge4966 Baptist gang right here

Mark: "Last stop on the road of simulator games" Me: X to Doubt.

I actually got an ad for a lawn mower with a dad in it. So you can bet I’m already living the dream.

19:55 idk why but that jumpscared the fuck out of me

POV: You draw back your curtains and look outside to check the progress of your lawn and find Mark sobbing to himself quietly while reminiscing about his past.

Mark: **sobbing hysterically** Captions: _ah, such lovely _*_MUSIC_*

@R4GiNGPSYCHO--

2 жыл бұрын

@тαρ мє αи∂ ѕєχ ωιтн мє Charlo I thought u were a booty bot but you made an actual comment, are u paid to advertise it?

6:57 bro goes from inner demons to "Weather was nice today" :)

I love how we make chores into games. Mowing, powerwashing, being a hand, ffs lmao But we eat it up because Markiplier is amazing :)

“This brings me back to my days of cutting my moms lawn” he says as he bumps into bushes.

@tearez13

2 жыл бұрын

he never said he did a good job cutting his mom's lawn...

@26mic5

2 жыл бұрын

I make extremely entertaining videos . I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

@janpavel1441

2 жыл бұрын

@@26mic5 enjoy your one way trip to africa bro

@Wampa842

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone that's ever mowed grass has done that. Slamming the mower's front into the bush is way less effort than doing it """"properly"""" and moving the branches.

Markiplier: “Should I go to a finance meeting or praise Jesus?” Later: “I’m not sure!”

@VxW2020

2 жыл бұрын

As a Christian I can confirm that both are extremely similar lololol

@earthtoconnor

2 жыл бұрын

@@VxW2020 same and i agree as well lmao

@RosheenQuynh

2 жыл бұрын

I was literally waiting for Christian lyrics to happen when I realized just how much it sounded like Christian music 😂

Jesus Christ, lawn mowing simulator becomes Millennial Simulator at about the 16:30 mark

5:57 OH NO… HES ENJOYING IT………

7:05 - Amy in the other room: "Ah yes, Mark showing his fans how much he loves them."

@brandonhigel2334

2 жыл бұрын

11:44 - Chica in the other room: “I shall poop in the neighbors lawn”

Mark: calls company and player "d" instead of the letter that comes right after it *"We were on the verge of greatness, we were this 👌 close"*

@mrdontentre5534

2 жыл бұрын

Ah,"d" the best

“Mum the lawnmower guy is having another breakdown again”

it’s so hard to find a markiplier video that isn’t a horror game

I can’t imagine what Amy thinks when mark is like “oh yeah I’m gonna go record lawn mower simulator” and then hears him screaming profanities at the top of his lungs moments later. I’m sure she’s used to it at this point but how used to that can you really get

@Foreststrike

2 жыл бұрын

Why do I hear existential dread?

@samanthasoriano4188

2 жыл бұрын

@@Foreststrike I’m always just kind of in a state of existential dread

@Foreststrike

2 жыл бұрын

@@samanthasoriano4188 Same here, I was more referring to Amy in this instance.

"Well if there's ONE thing the Germans know, Its beer, and suspensions, sauerkraut, and precision engineering." -Markiplier 2021

@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet

2 жыл бұрын

My German blood saluted.

@elisabethboning3147

2 жыл бұрын

And Bread! Don't forget our endless bread Repertoire! I mean, we're literally well-known for the world's most bread-types.

@LurpakSpreadableButter

2 жыл бұрын

And whatever happened in 1945

@phantasticdrago230

2 жыл бұрын

Isnt sauerkraut polish?

@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet

2 жыл бұрын

@@phantasticdrago230 it's delicious. That's all that matters.

As someone who spent the summer mowing grass, I found this video to be a roller coaster of emotions

mark is probably the only person who can make a lawn mowing simulator entertaining

“honey, the mowing guy is crying again!”

@epgamer1145

2 жыл бұрын

It’s just the allergies

@Yung_Ianis

2 жыл бұрын

Honey the mowing man is also screaming how you cannot have a opinion

Hearing mark say "I am the vehicle" makes me want a lixian animation of mark pushing himself as a lawnmover

@elijahthompson5520

2 жыл бұрын

@Aria Penelope if your a Christian, I'm the pope.

8:24 I shit you not my neighbours actually have a lawn roomba. They set up little sensors around their lawn so it doesn't go past the boundary's. Shits actually wild

Timestamp: 6:25 ....HAD ME ROLLING. And I don't even watch these type of videos. (Yet I somehow finished this one)

Why does “D” look like an older Ethan if he became a depressed dad.

@kotabee3630

2 жыл бұрын

D is EEF 2.0

@kay19129

2 жыл бұрын

Dethan or Deef

@staff97

2 жыл бұрын

*E

Markeplier on 2019: "E" Markeplier now: "DEE"

@tearez13

2 жыл бұрын

he's evolving

@ITZABIRD

2 жыл бұрын

EEF

@skena76

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha banana.

@bluelfsuma

2 жыл бұрын

Mark in a few years: DEEEEEEZ NUTS

@TheEchoShark

2 жыл бұрын

He evolved

😂😂 whn he said “oh no guys, oh no I’m enjoying myself “ FELT LMAO

It went from lawn mowing, to a mental breakdown, to stealing people’s lawns.

Markiplier has quite literally played a plethora of simulator games and is probably capable of doing any job in real life now professionally.

@26mic5

2 жыл бұрын

I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

@eu.mesmo.godofredo414

2 жыл бұрын

wait till he plays dictator simulator...

@averyriley3186

2 жыл бұрын

@@eu.mesmo.godofredo414 oh god no

I don't like how much I can relate to Dee's existential crisis.

@Julian-hh3yp

2 жыл бұрын

*Dee's who?*

@boxed_in4357

2 жыл бұрын

Dee’s trademark burgers!

@hypedupdemon

2 жыл бұрын

I got a label maker for an early birthday present today and got really excited. Then I realized how lame I've become

coming from a person who's bi-weekly sometimes weekly mow was 2 hours with a ride mower, the loop-around strat seen at 17:54 is quite useful if implemented properly :]

God, I want to hire someone to mow my lawn and have a mental and emotional break down

Music Exists: Mark: "I feel like I'm about to praise Jesus." Me: I mean he's not wrong. That is the music you hear for a solid 30 mins before the service actually starts.

@sadmac356

2 жыл бұрын

Seriously, though, I immediately got "praise Jesus" vibes from the music for that reason

@WhiteDeath512

2 жыл бұрын

My fellow Jesus homies. Love u guys.

@goofNorton

2 жыл бұрын

Knew I wasn't the only one lol

@jer8279

2 жыл бұрын

It's Sunday, so this really fits.

@connorthompson4030

2 жыл бұрын

*confused in polytheist*

Friend: "Yo who is your new mower?" Me: "Dee." Friend: "Dee what?" My brain: *R E S I S T*

As soon as he started blowing the clippings outward, I heard my Dad yell "Wrong way, dipshit. Clippings go INWARD!" in the back of my head. Surely I can't be the only one.

4:13 "I'm going 10mph..." As he's going 6.9mph

@manioqqqq

Жыл бұрын

Nice

This is basically just Mark letting us know via simulator games, that he is in fact, becoming an old man 🤣 and there ain't a single thing wrong with it

17:21 lessons learned, pressure washing = deep philosophical appreciation for the little things in life, almost Zen style. Lawn mowing = remorse for where life is at now vs what it could have been. Good to know! Thanks Mark

If I could combine my Lawn Maintenance company with an Assassins for Hire angle this game could rock. Gotta justify that wood chipper purchase somehow.

Finally, we found the guy that keeps making all those goddam crop circles