"Honey, lets never hire this power washer ever again." "But why? He did a great job. The garden looks beautiful." "Yeah but I have been watching him work and he enjoyed washing it more than any sane human being should! It was terrifying!"

@Thedude9812

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment 👌

@maxcollins6959

2 жыл бұрын

I nearly snorted soda out of my nose when I read this comment, thank you

@guttedcandi7230

2 жыл бұрын

"He was moaning way too much"

@saltyboi7539

2 жыл бұрын

"He was jumping and everything it was so weird I don't know his background either"

@Voidlingstudiosofficial

2 жыл бұрын

@@maxcollins6959 soo. Coke? You snorted coke out your nose

If Mark finds out you can hit Tab to see all the spots you've missed, he might end up playing this forever.

@lordcypher5889

2 жыл бұрын

You mean he hasn't? This is gonna be painful.

@TSVStriFe

2 жыл бұрын

Next update they're going to make a change. If you click on an item on your tablet it'll show you which one it is.

@mikemanuel5405

2 жыл бұрын

you think he'll noticed the tab button to all missing spot he didnt washed

@averybondo3522

2 жыл бұрын

I saw that too and I was like.. Who's gonna tell him? :D Nah.. We better not lol

@huggablebears

2 жыл бұрын

and that he can rotate the nozzle

Imagine if the rover wasn't waterproof you spend years making a robot and sending it to a different planet, it survives the dangerous trip, and then just some random guy shows up out of nowhere with a hose and breaks it

@wildstarsful

2 жыл бұрын

suddenly on mars, power washing, a rover that cannot handle water, yet appeared then disappeared after. Its perfect

@jpreaux76

Жыл бұрын

Those dang martians.

@pinstripe4254

Жыл бұрын

Omg Mark is an scp who just pops up and starts washing stuff

@solsystem1342

Жыл бұрын

It's fine, all of the water would boil before it hit the rover

@Carbohydrate630

Жыл бұрын

@@solsystem1342 No it wouldn't?

"Get ready for a ten part series of this." He wasn't lying.

@janegarcia2695

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

@legendpinoy

2 жыл бұрын

@Mr. Thunderbolt wdym "huh" the punchline is right there

@RavynMad121

2 жыл бұрын

We’re almost there, just waiting on the next update and we’ll have the prophesied 10th ep.

@livelaughlovelev

2 жыл бұрын

@@legendpinoy huh isnt always a question. same with hm

@keisui89

2 жыл бұрын

@@RavynMad121 still waiting :( considering its still being updated id hope he plays the new maps

"I've never been particularly completionist about anything" FNAF Series: "are we a joke to you?"

@AngelBeast_Studios

2 жыл бұрын

Your right

@ScientistCat

2 жыл бұрын

I literally just typed that and was about to submit it

@DarkLightGaming117

2 жыл бұрын

@@ScientistCat it's funny because Mark is normally not completionist about most stuff. He plays it. Enjoys it. And moves on. But a few games he's gotten very passionate and completionist about. I think it was just a off the cuff remark but I found it funny to remark on is all lol.

@John-Stark

2 жыл бұрын

He is the king though

@banned-account

2 жыл бұрын

@@AngelBeast_Studios No, your other right.

If this was in VR then Mark would never leave his house again

@JTheCat

2 жыл бұрын

Until he got a chance to go into space.

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear maer

@goldbomber3629

2 жыл бұрын

Mark leaves his house?

@helendelisle8914

2 жыл бұрын

Would’ve helped him quarantine early on.

@proffesionalweredog7426

2 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku youre annoying

“Our ancestors must’ve used power washers” Ancestors: *peeing vigorously on random items* :D power wash

@electric_creeper

2 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is this is an actual fact

@MicaelaB.

2 жыл бұрын

@@electric_creeper Wait… you’re… you’re serious? … please tell me you’re joking …

@electric_creeper

2 жыл бұрын

@@MicaelaB. Pee contains ammonia which is also found on cleaning agents, and that discovery led to pee detergents in 1800s before good ol' Mr Clean was born

@PJOZeus

2 жыл бұрын

Kind of yes, But Chemical Wash (legit), rather than pressure Ever heard of the old thing of pissing on open wounds (and how that was like a good thing to do?) ... Clean! (ish)

@mickymcnoobster1214

Жыл бұрын

@@electric_creeper nerd

mark being this excited about powerwashing a rover on mars sounds like the most markiplier thing ever.

@Axel_homie

Жыл бұрын

Frrr

@coltforceplayer

6 ай бұрын

@@Axel_homieGrrrrr

@Axel_homie

5 ай бұрын

@@coltforceplayer ?????

@TheBlackCat902

4 ай бұрын

well mark loves space so it’s very understandable

Mark during [REDACTED]: power washing, really Ethan? Mark now:

@NODnuke45

2 жыл бұрын

Power washing is a hell of a druuug...

@vigorouslethargy

2 жыл бұрын

Put another one in the win column for Eef.

@theyellowzombie4277

2 жыл бұрын

[REDACTED] was my favorite channel loved that they uploaded daily

@screamcow_

2 жыл бұрын

That's what I was thinking lol, Ethan was like bouncing off the walls for power washing and Mark was just like, "yeah it's cool ig"

@ravensrealm1170

2 жыл бұрын

@@theyellowzombie4277 ikk, the time worked out perfectly where every day the second i got out of school they'd upload, those were the times

Mark: "Could powerwashing be a career?" Me, a professional detailer: "Yeah...it can be..."

@sapphireclawe

2 жыл бұрын

As a former car wash employee: depends on if you got hired full time or minimum wage part time... and your bosses.

@chrisarbour

2 жыл бұрын

@@sapphireclawe that's any job. Yours hours, money, coworkers and bosses can make it so different.

@MrRedsjack

2 жыл бұрын

@@sapphireclawe it's god damn power washing. You don't need a boss and coworkers. Be your own boss. That's the only way it is satisfying.

@sapphireclawe

2 жыл бұрын

@@chrisarbour Oh yeah, point being "be careful because the boss you wind up with may pull illegal shit because they want to save money" (happened to me at car wash job).

@sapphireclawe

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrRedsjack If you don't own a power washer, then you power wash at a car wash or something. Not everyone is that rich or able to power wash daily 8 hours a day excluding weekends.

0:34 one of my favorite things ever is when people do that lil laugh or yell whenever they’re just super happy like just seeing mark gush over being on mars gave me such a huge smile

@sunnyneonraye1459

Жыл бұрын

You soubd like a wonderfully supportive individual and this made me smile.

@thatoneshepherd

Жыл бұрын

@@sunnyneonraye1459 wait waaa tyy :))

@imatiredpotato

2 ай бұрын

@@sunnyneonraye1459ikr! 😭

@imatiredpotato

2 ай бұрын

@@thatoneshepherdyesss you do! :D

Markiplier made me get the game. Needless to say I wasn't disappointed and yes it is satisfying as hell. Thanks Mark!

@wassupheinz

2 жыл бұрын

What’s up checkmark

@rockybillysYT

Жыл бұрын

Hoi

@AaronSmith92

Жыл бұрын

I went other way around; been playing the game before starting this series

@terrencehatleyennis285

Жыл бұрын

where can you get the game

@Thunderbolt_1000_Siren

Жыл бұрын

@@terrencehatleyennis285 Steam

im just imagining lixian receiving like 5 hours of footage with the file name “powerwash simulator” and just mumbling to himself “this is it, he’s finally gone off the deep end”

@RosheenQuynh

2 жыл бұрын

ROFL

@spider7396

2 жыл бұрын

*sweats nervously* ah, is..is that the bar for falling off the deep end? Because I’m all good I’d never

@EnsignLovell

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine if he done 2 more houses.

@yharon8243

2 жыл бұрын

I can't breathe-

@tricckk2976

2 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭

Mark: “I’ve never been happier in my life.” Mark: *saw Ethan using a power washer before*

@M0rbidCuriositea

2 жыл бұрын

But not on Maaaaaars!

@MrFabulousPlays19

2 жыл бұрын

And he wasn’t even satisfied about it back then lol

@caite3693

2 жыл бұрын

Unless Ethan was on mars then you are wrong mr. nacho

@qqwerty659

2 жыл бұрын

This information is Redacted

@emyron1843

2 жыл бұрын

what are you talking about? That never happened

"Get ready for like a 10 part series" "I'm probably going to have to clean a haunted house at one point" I've only gotten to the middle of this video, but he seems to be predicting a lot.

@TheOneAndOnlyDJRapta

11 ай бұрын

yeah i think both of them came true lol

Months later the phrase: “It really does it a good jobly,” still has me rolling.

"On the [REDACTED] channel." *_in the distance a chorus of cries from UA fans sound_*

@vigorouslethargy

2 жыл бұрын

Never forget. Memento mori.

@kiyiirung

2 жыл бұрын

memento mori

@narryatlas766

2 жыл бұрын

Memento Mori

@akiera.annadc7377

2 жыл бұрын

Memoto Mori

@Mondayz408

2 жыл бұрын

Memento mori

*"I BOUGHT A PRESSURE WASHER!"* "Shhhh!" _whispers_ _"i bought a pressure washer"_ "Wow" "Are you excited?" "Sure"

@carlyholgerson9199

2 жыл бұрын

Saw this video and IMMEDIATELY looked for this comment

@rebeccamurfitt299

2 жыл бұрын

Mark had his nap

@Ashley-ou1nr

2 жыл бұрын

not me forgetting that isnt just a tik tok sound but mark's conversation LMAO

The time lapse of me cleaning that backyard was so funny because you just see this giant pause of me squatting under that patio table trying to figure out where the hell the dirt I’m missing is, and it just looks like my character is having some kind of existential crisis

Her: "I have a daddy kink" Me, trying to impress her: *shows her how well I play Power Washing Simulator*

@markipliersgf

Ай бұрын

wtf does this even mean

"Get ready for a ten-part series on this game." Honestly, would not mind that

@bryarnts1887

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Snipawolf99

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@Rosales3269

2 жыл бұрын

I know, right?

@frozenfiredarknight3764

2 жыл бұрын

better than nothing

@josha_ronan5044

2 жыл бұрын

there will be at least 3 more episodes i know that for a fact

"This could be a ten-part series." Promise? Please?!?!?!

@aff77141

2 жыл бұрын

PLEASE, I don't care about the dislike ratio, they can go back and rewatch bennett foddy or some shit, the soulless demons

@thatsabop3999

2 жыл бұрын

@@aff77141 ath, why did you make me cackle that loud? that's not even fair wtf

@HokaMagic

2 жыл бұрын

I agree. 10-part series please MARK I WILL WATCH EVERY VIDEO, LIKE, AND SHARE 😁

@athenac9751

2 жыл бұрын

YESSSSS

@xHarpyx

2 жыл бұрын

Please! Mark can own the big rock for a while….

"Get ready for a ten-part series." A man of his word.

“Dad, what’s that man doing to our cat?” “Just look away Susie… look away…”

2022 NASA: announcing any volunteers to clean items on mars. Markiplier: 🙋🏻🧽

@lillyandfriends7750

2 жыл бұрын

-not- very funny

@mercy1894

2 жыл бұрын

@@lillyandfriends7750 didnt ask

@jaseinight6386

2 жыл бұрын

@@mercy1894 the not is crossed out so it supposed to be very funny

@mercy1894

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaseinight6386 my phone version would not let me see that 😶

@kingcraft7015

2 жыл бұрын

@@mercy1894 you have one sad phone

This is the episode that solidified to me that Mark has some major ADD behaviors. But also this is super soothing. "Red and green are for fools!" "I am back on the train that a true master uses ALL tools at their disposal!" Repeat ad infinitum.

@mambleino8456

10 ай бұрын

hes been diagnosed with ADHD, so yes he does have some major ADD behaviors 😂

2:17 "if there was a program for volunteers to go into space, with like 100% chance of dying, from death by space. I would be first in line if they needed free volunteers, or stupid volunteers, I would be there so fast"

"This is why I hate video games, they appeal to the male fantasy" The male fantasy:

@dianas7549

2 жыл бұрын

... This comment deserves more likes... XD

@locke_ytb

2 жыл бұрын

13:49 hehe

Mark: Today we're playing Power Wa- *see's mars rover* Mark: *starts geeking out* Me: Love it.

@RandomDude-yn3js

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes I must be the first reply

Maybe I’m biased, as someone who bleeds every month, but I truly do feel like power washing blood is a perfectly reasonable thing to want and not necessarily and indication of desire for people to be harmed

@tangytim6699

3 ай бұрын

Coward

"Get ready for a 10 part series of this." (11 parts later: "Hi, my name is markiplier..."

Few tips for mark: You can rotate the nozzle You can make the dirt glow by pressing tab allowing you to see it easier.

@katenawolfenstein9468

2 жыл бұрын

Trust me, he knows😂

@waffle4660

2 жыл бұрын

@@katenawolfenstein9468 he does for sure.

@anundeadking

2 жыл бұрын

Yesss we need to make sure mark sees this comment

@anundeadking

2 жыл бұрын

Yesss we need to make sure mark sees this comment

whenever mark says "oh yeah" to himself literally all I can hear is kronk

@Parlisko

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, it's all coming together.

@temmiemew

2 жыл бұрын

They sound wayyyyyy too similar

@avillainous9721

2 жыл бұрын

Y e s

@millie7928

2 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment

@Creepo_J

2 жыл бұрын

@@temmiemew It's because he is kronk

My dad not really being around often growing up, having an adult man like Mark that I felt I could look up to as a kid really filled a hole in my heart. Watching Mark easily cheers me up, even now that I’m older, when I’m having a hard time. I watch these videos when I’m having trouble falling asleep because hearing his voice puts me at ease now. And I know he’ll never know me, I’ll never know him, and he’ll never know just how much he’s done for me, but thank you Mark. ❤️

"I don't see hatch..." "Hatch..." *"H* *a* *t* *c* *h* *..."* 7:00

“I bought a pressure washer! “Shhhhh” “I bought a pressure washer” “Yeah, cool” “Are you excited?” “Sure!”

@alexandergrife3465

2 жыл бұрын

I was looking for a comment like this

@donaldbrewer6677

2 жыл бұрын

Momento Mori

@juliacornejo7802

2 жыл бұрын

Good "we were here" reference ;D

@SethDay789

2 жыл бұрын

I miss [Redacted]

@Tori-vz5er

2 жыл бұрын

If you know, you know

Mark: "I yearn for the call of the water" * Subnautica memories * Mark again: "but not the ocean tho, screw that"

@cameronappavoo1996

2 жыл бұрын

Lol fax he was scarred by it

@thispantherwarrior5628

2 жыл бұрын

👍👍

@Interestking

2 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@SomeAdamGuy0

2 жыл бұрын

@@Interestking 18:47

"Universal cleaner works why would you use anything different?" Really?, Mark? The same reason you enjoy the experience when you use smaller nozzles, it's an *art* form. The meticulousness put in by the cleaner is beautiful, like a ballet performance. It is pure satisfaction through dedication to succeed, to clean. To power wash..

@Interestking

2 жыл бұрын

I think he meant why would you use any other cleaner.

@eloiseeloise5057

2 жыл бұрын

@@Interestking .... You just don't understand art....

"Get ready for a ten-part series on this game." he was right, we just got part 10

mark: get ready for this to be a 10 part series the entire audience: go ahead.

@masonherriott1684

2 жыл бұрын

Yep 😂

@ahmadguitarest9248

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@ravenousredbeard5414

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I wouldn't mind it at all. Just wish he'd use the " show dirt" button when using soap and finishing up a job.

@unfunnykhoi5913

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone's just like "Alright bet."

Mark: “Imagine power washing blood. That’d be so satisfying.” Later: *Mark proceeds to violently shoot his power washer at a helpless cat* Even later: “The birds are still alive in there, I gotta drown them out!”

@AirLight1646

2 жыл бұрын

@George Washington no

@Ahrpigi

2 жыл бұрын

@@AirLight1646 Memento Mori

@AirLight1646

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ahrpigi memento mori my friend

@rileyandrews8520

2 жыл бұрын

@@AirLight1646 I'm glad people remember that

@Bruh-nr7ci

2 жыл бұрын

@@rileyandrews8520 It's kinda hard to forget since it went on for a whole year Memento Mori

I love how this early version of the game didn’t have the cat leaping away, and the whole mystery of the mayor’s missing cat isn’t a thing yet, so Mark has no way of knowing how special that sighting was XD

I love power washing cats. The white nozzle removes the dirt. The green nozzle removes the fur. The orange nozzle removes the skin. The red nozzle removes the bone. The turbo nozzle removes the evidence.

I'd kill for this in VR with motion controls

@christinepayfer2993

2 жыл бұрын

I would buy a VR set just to play this

@firetypetoby

2 жыл бұрын

you're great triforcefilms!

@LordHoth_09

2 жыл бұрын

I would never leave VR

@bradydavidson89

2 жыл бұрын

At that point why not just but a power washer

@LexarXaryonx

2 жыл бұрын

I love your Halo Acapella!

Fun. Fact: pressure washing can actually cut skin if sprayed at someone with very high pressure so those birds are probably dead

@joejonasfromcamprock886

2 жыл бұрын

But at least they're clean

@joejonasfromcamprock886

2 жыл бұрын

@GigglesDoesStuff apologies, im an idiot

@YGBHawk

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they can slice through boots too just a heads up...

@dumbdumbdumbdumb5495

2 жыл бұрын

That makes it easier to hide the evidence

@kittymewmew0079

2 жыл бұрын

so is the cat :/

18:56 "the ocean ain't the water's power" Tsunamis, rogue waves, hurricanes etc: are you sure about that

23:27 As someone who recently power washed elk blood out of a truck bed, yes power washing blood is satisfying. And it also keeps people from bothering you at the car wash 😂

Just imagine him cleaning Dimitrescus Castle with that thing

@nickichambers9328

2 жыл бұрын

Dang he'd have a LOT to do after my 100% achievement speedrun lol

@Thedragonlover95

2 жыл бұрын

Now that would be interesting to see

@hahaimnotstraight

2 жыл бұрын

I WAS JUST THINKING OF THAT

@grayanthony5167

2 жыл бұрын

that's like Mark's wet dream

@frugity9559

2 жыл бұрын

@@isopodracer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Markiplier: "I will go to Mars even if I die!" Amy: "Mark... We have to talk" Chica: *Sad woof noise*

@amibluez02

2 жыл бұрын

*space is cool song intensifies*

@AirLight1646

2 жыл бұрын

He just wants to see if his body can handle it, come on man.

@mouse122809

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks, glad I wasn't the only one.He never gave any thoughts how she might take that😢 his love for space (with 99% death ☠️) is greater than his love for her or chica...

Man, watching someone else have their first experience with this game is amazing. I’ve already played every single level released so far. Both in career and free-play, as well as the extras/all the challenges. Love it.

*Mark:* "A true master uses all the tools at their disposal, doesn't just relegate one tool for the job" *Me:* "And yet not that long ago he was talking about how it would be better if he had the turbo nozzle"

I feel bad for Mark's concentration, His ADHD didn't even allow him to finish his intro without jumping to mars.

@damasuz225

2 жыл бұрын

Markiplier content sucks mine is better

@melissahepburn8343

2 жыл бұрын

@@damasuz225 shut up just because people like me have ADHD doesn't mean that they suck also hes been a youtuber for like 9 years

@rat.4783

2 жыл бұрын

@@damasuz225 lol okay Timmy

@ebelinaaguirre7005

2 жыл бұрын

@@damasuz225 Sorry, what? I think not 😌. Also, I hope you’re just playing other wise just hush and say nice things.

@damasuz225

2 жыл бұрын

@@ebelinaaguirre7005 stfu it’s better

Mark: "I've never been this meticulous about a game-" Me: *flashbacks to House Flipper*

@liv_hann

2 жыл бұрын

how do u get that heart?

@RealValkor

2 жыл бұрын

@@liv_hann he's a member of the channel.

@amonque

2 жыл бұрын

@@liv_hann just have to be a member

@AirLight1646

2 жыл бұрын

I wish he’d continue that series

@iaml2348

2 жыл бұрын

@@liv_hann pay

8 months ago, this masterpiece of a series started, and ended one month later… so now I’m gonna rewatch it all!

Mark sees the Perserverance Rover: 🎶SPACE IS SO COOOOOOL, SO COOOOOL!🎶

I love how he literally drops everything

@AP83

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@lilypearce3214

2 жыл бұрын

It's VERY relatable 😂

@gonzaloplancarte3798

2 жыл бұрын

@@AP83 I owl Bj in no

@generallyunimportant

2 жыл бұрын

GBJ

@kater345

2 жыл бұрын

@@AP83 þ;;

Instead of trying to find minuscule pieces of dirt in the middle of the floor or on the corner of the wall, you should press the TAB button (it will show you where all the dirt is). You should also try pressing the R button because it will turn the power washer vertical instead of the normal horizontal.

@paradoxikalparalysis

2 жыл бұрын

Hero.

@theoriginalfurbyqueen

2 жыл бұрын

When he said that he wished he could see what was left I was like yes, if only there was a button you could push. Lol it's killing me

"Are you the voices in my head I need to ignore or something more concerning?" gets me every time

Mark, three hours later: "Hey guys, I terraformed Mars! Turned out there was just a bit of rust on it; power washed it right off!'

@sleepykitty8918

2 жыл бұрын

This deserves top comment of the day! Even with the meme format it's perfect!

@angel-logic9102

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

"If there was a volunteer program to colonize Mars, I'd go." There.... there is one....

@jacobknox750

2 жыл бұрын

I came to the comments to say something along the lines of "soooo... who's going to tell him?"

@anger_issues8419

2 жыл бұрын

That is so cooool, soo cooool. My computer cant handle the ?rendering?

@Milfzwelcome

2 жыл бұрын

@@anger_issues8419 I was just thinking about that song 😩👊

“Guys get ready for a 10-part series” There’s actually ten episodes in the playlist 😂

power washing irl: so boring power washing in this game: I WILL GET EVERY SUBATOMIC PARTICLE OFF OF WHAT I'M CLEANING

“I have never been happier” Tactical Shovel: (collecting dust in a corner)

@synobyte2123

2 жыл бұрын

Amy and Chica: *collecting dust in a corner*

@mwarren3372

2 жыл бұрын

tactical shoval sim when

@thetsubamehub2139

2 жыл бұрын

SO HE CAN POWER WASH IT LATER! *HE’S A GENIUS!!!*

@icedsouls6773

2 жыл бұрын

power washing time.

@icedsouls6773

2 жыл бұрын

@Fred Brayan bet that’s where you’ll end up saying those idiotic things.

Normal people when they first play a game: looks around Markliplier: has stroke

@friedchicken1

2 жыл бұрын

that's the first step to every new game

@sezen2032

2 жыл бұрын

Same goes to jay they both have stroke

@bIuefox

2 жыл бұрын

@Savetion ✈ 🏨 are you having a seizure do I need to call an ambulance

at 8:10 when he stopped, my screen started loading like it was perfectly timed🤣🤣

this is probably one of the only youtube videos that i havent skipped 10 seconds on

"I HAVE A PRESSURE WASHER MARK" "wow" "AREN'T YOU EXCITED?"

@greenteatoad6107

2 жыл бұрын

*surrrreeeeeee-*

@loganlee1355

2 жыл бұрын

EEF

Alternate Title: “Mark is your dad for 36 minutes straight”

@Softpaw1996

2 жыл бұрын

disgusting considering the part about "getting in there"...

@PurpleDropsOnRoses

2 жыл бұрын

@@Softpaw1996 oh, no wait, no. I take it back! that’s not- that’s not what I meant (T^T)

@micks5684

2 жыл бұрын

hehe! definitely! getting all focused and determined to clean everything >.

@multiminer472

2 жыл бұрын

“SOMEDAY ILL BE ON YOU!” oh god this comment is so innacurate

@PurpleDropsOnRoses

2 жыл бұрын

@@multiminer472 yall i just meant dads are obsessed with power tools and the proper way to use them I SWEAR 😭😭😭

18:51 Mark: the ocean can go to hell 2:14 Also Mark: * would fist fight god for the first ticket to Mars *

There are four things in this universe Mark simps for: Amy, space, power washing, and of course Lady Dimitrescu

Mark : “get ready for a 10 part series on this game” watch as this man as much as he loves this game.... never comes back to it ever again.

@artenthusiastae7196

2 жыл бұрын

@Rita 25 y.o - check my vidéó Why is a bot leaving an intelligible comment

@name_unkn0wn

2 жыл бұрын

@Rita 25 y.o - check my vidéó why does your brain think you get ACTUAL good attention for your pfp.

@SukiHayashiGaming

2 жыл бұрын

He already has 4 episodes recorded

@mordecaijr93

2 жыл бұрын

@@SukiHayashiGaming I request to know how you know this for sure.

@SukiHayashiGaming

2 жыл бұрын

@@mordecaijr93 because I'm a MMMMMember

"Get ready for a ten-part series on this game." Go ahead. I am sure none of us would mind it. You do you Markiplier. Whatever makes you happy, go ahead. I will be waiting for Part two. Enjoy.

@sillicon8227

2 жыл бұрын

Copied the top comment (it's 6 hours older). Actually, who cares. Take my like

@yourson9800

2 жыл бұрын

Yess I want more

@temoursamatov3851

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone would watch that

@VincentAzure

2 жыл бұрын

I want House Part 2 more though tbqh

When he starts yelling and making happy noises at the start he sounds like that fish at the start of the SpongeBob 2004 movie when he’s getting asked about his kids

I love how mark instantly pressure washes perseverance

*Meanwhile, at NASA headquarters:* "Ah fucklesticks the Mars Rover broke down again... It's probably just dust, can we send the power washer guy out again for a quick hose down? Should be back before the public notices anything wrong."

@EpicGamer-dr4sl

2 жыл бұрын

meanwhile the astronauts on moon: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

@ndt_dynamite2247

2 жыл бұрын

@@EpicGamer-dr4sl John Madden! John Madden! John Madden! Football! AEIOU

@sylviagrove6082

2 жыл бұрын

@@ndt_dynamite2247 Snake? SNAKE?! “SAKE”!!

Mark: "A true master uses all the tools at their disposal." Mark later: "White and green are for fools, yellow and red are the only tools you need."

@georage1982

2 жыл бұрын

A bit after he’s like IM A FOOL I SHOULD USE ALL TOOLS

imagine going to Mars and just see some man with no space suit just being so happy to clean on mars

I now have plans to rewatch this series every year

Mark: “Get ready for a ten part series on this game” Me: I’m completely okay with that :)

@RohanSingh-cf9tk

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@benjaminknorr5778

2 жыл бұрын

There is an imPOSTor among us! 31:35

@temoursamatov3851

2 жыл бұрын

Me too

Markiplier: Green and White muzzles are for fools 2 mins later: *uses green*

@pinktribble

2 жыл бұрын

*Nozzles It's not a gun! 😆

@hellfireanims267

2 жыл бұрын

@@pinktribble ikr Edit: gimme cookie now

19:46 I though he was going to say "I'm dumb. Turns out you were right about two things, Dad."

“Get ready for a ten-part series of this game” : makes the 11th video

"you do provide me with some stability, which i think is the purpose of cats." as a cat owner... yeah. :')

@zandert6272

2 жыл бұрын

My cat tells me when bedtime is...

@skyriver9525

2 жыл бұрын

As someone who grew up with 3 cats, and whose best friend was one of those said cats(who passed away 4 years ago 😢) Yes.

@mammadragon2463

2 жыл бұрын

As the owner of 3 cats, I can confirm this 👌

@ashleybroening6933

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah x3

@bugbear2357

2 жыл бұрын

@@zandert6272 same. Mine shouts at me until I go to bed

Mark: Is power washing a career? Me, having been a power washer: Yeah, but the pay usually sucks

@greenninja9330

2 жыл бұрын

How was being a machine that sprays water

@theomiller3900

2 жыл бұрын

it must be satisfying tho

@scottwilliams1925

2 жыл бұрын

the pay doesnt suck lol i make 50k a year pressure washing kitchen exhaust system

@sleepykitty8918

2 жыл бұрын

@@scottwilliams1925 I guess it depends on the area and job. It's kind of cool how varied things are :)

@MynicknameisViolet

2 жыл бұрын

It's also a sport

Mark deciding his stance on the nozzles is EXACTLY how I feel explaining my creative process of literally anything to anyone ever. I have no real answer, but yet I'll still try to give one? And sound smart? Like I have it figured out? Meanwhile, it feels like a happy accident every damn time I make something successfully and don't hate it.

"Get ready for a 10 paet series" Mark predicted the future

I CANT BELIEVE HE PLAYED THROUGH ALL THIS WITHOUT HIGHLIGHTING THE DIRT TO SEE WHAT HES MISSING😭😭😭

@tokimcbongrip8751

2 жыл бұрын

mark hates tutorials so he doesnt know you can do that yet lol, he will randomly stumble across that button and the one that rotates the head between vertical and horizontal

@tamerin.lee4198

2 жыл бұрын

@@tokimcbongrip8751 lol I hope so🤣

@feqorac4687

2 жыл бұрын

or rotating the nozzle to vertical

@saltypizza2372

2 жыл бұрын

It’s shows the controls on every loading screen so he will see it eventually

@pepmintmocha5327

2 жыл бұрын

He played this game on yesterday’s member stream, he does know about the dirt button now but he doesn’t like it and thinks it’s cheating 😂

“Or power wash simulator, not power wa-“ *heavenly sound* “I can power wash Mars?!?! *GASP* ” Hahaha

@cpanker13

2 жыл бұрын

His love of space faring is honestly endearing to me in a way I cannot fully describe. It's so pure and genuine.

@isabellachagolla2115

2 жыл бұрын

@@cpanker13 omg same!!

@poject1511

2 жыл бұрын

I love how he didn't even get through the intro

I love this series, and I hope he'll return to it one day! I also have this weird thing where after I play a game myself and then go back to an old let's play, I get a little frustrated at seeing Mark make basic mistakes lol. I know he didn't know at the time, and I have hindsight, lol. Like I said it's weird, but it doesn't take away from my enjoyment. Anyone else get this, lol?

"Get ready for a 10 part series of this- oh my god." *1/9 in the playlist.*

All I can think about is Mark's lack of enthusiasm when Eef was playing with the power washer on [R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D]

@angelskyy6574

2 жыл бұрын

Fr ☠️ The whole video he was like: 😐

Mark: It’s like it wasn’t abused like some horrible van I know The barrel: Father…

@carlygrass4480

2 жыл бұрын

why have you betrayed me father

@unfunnykhoi5913

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes. That video from [REDACTED]

@the.muffin

2 жыл бұрын

@@unfunnykhoi5913 ah yes [redacted]

@deadbear2699

2 жыл бұрын

@@unfunnykhoi5913 gotta love them [REDACTED] videos

@autumn0-032

2 жыл бұрын

it’s almost like he made said van a song

20:50 "Guys, get ready for like a 10 part series" Now that part 8 is gone, he officially did done it

When this video first came out I took a quick look and then stopped watching, thinking, "Who would want to watch this?" ...Now I'm coming back to start a RE-PLAY of the whole series. It's just very soothing to have on in the background :)

I love how he literally drops everything, even his words, when he sees “Mars”. 😂

"It really does it a good jobly." (3:33ish) This is the most profound quote I will ever hear in my entire life. Thank you, Mark, for this nugget of infinite wisdom.

@kamisatoayato1311

2 жыл бұрын

Who needs powerwashing when you have back forward 4?

@LucidFlameX

2 жыл бұрын

@@kamisatoayato1311 Jet Kick is the answer to all worldly problems.

@kamisatoayato1311

2 жыл бұрын

@@LucidFlameX yes fellow fahkumram main

@sweetlysavageplays1441

2 жыл бұрын

I read this, was confused and then he said it LITERALLY a second later as if he was waiting for me to be ready for it and it had me in stitches. XD

@anapprenticeforlife4116

2 жыл бұрын

Must of missed this piece of infinite wisdom... my life is void until I hear these words for myself... Timestamp? Please?

Someone send all the time stamps of when Mark is satisfied.

i'd be second in line to go to mars just so i could go with markiplier

"i can power wash mars?" you can hear both the confusion and excitement in his voice from that one line

@therunawaykid6523

2 жыл бұрын

Wonder when power wash simulator con is happening?

“Yellow is the only way to go” *me who power wash sidewalks for 2 years Yup

@Cr00kedCreation

2 жыл бұрын

Tell us your secrets!!!

@PhoenixAriel

2 жыл бұрын

hell yeah

@sontalks

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for keeping the road that i usually walk upon and also not mind and likely forget clean!!!