"Mommy want some milk?" *mother rises from death* "Yes, darling."

@QuokkaWaka

2 жыл бұрын

Death is temporary. Milk is eternal.

@stampster4067

2 жыл бұрын

Long live milk.

@Vulpilux

2 жыл бұрын

I NEED MY CALCIUM!

@2milk867

2 жыл бұрын

@@Vulpilux Here i am, sire.

@Vulpilux

2 жыл бұрын

@@2milk867, OH! THANK YOU! I wish I BLED MILK! I shall erect an ice cream dome for you! I shall make CHEESE in places man has never made CHEESE before! I shall breed cows like noone has ever bred before!

This is basically "Dumb Ways to Die" Horror Edition

@lapislazuli06

2 жыл бұрын

Hey have u heard of this old show called "1000 ways to die"? 😅

@mcn2975

2 жыл бұрын

Damn, you made me remember the good old days. Their song is just a masterpiece

@hans9719

2 жыл бұрын

@@mcn2975 I remembere hearing it come from loud speakers in my elementary school, I think every teacher that agreed to let it play thought it was just a children's song (it played at a time where all students were told to go to a gym to demonstrate dances and stuff, but the song was just used as a waiting song, so basically every student sang to it, and the teachers were panicking, because of the words "dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die"). I'd say it was the best time of 3rd grade, me and my friends were laughing our asses off.

@LockonStratos08

2 жыл бұрын

basically Higurashi When They Cry, 8bit edition

@Zodiac12355

2 жыл бұрын

@@lapislazuli06 i watched it

How did I never notice the song the sister plays on the piano is the song from Hausu, the amazing japanese horror movie from the 70s. My love for this game just grew 10x

@heidij2839

9 ай бұрын

One of my favorite movies too, such a nice addition to a spoop game

@Stonedsheepu8906

6 ай бұрын

It honestly reminded me of Married Life from Up, but with a few notes missing

@maxwellavery3548

3 ай бұрын

I thought it was welcome to the black parade in my first watch

@rose_blue1

19 күн бұрын

Is that a good movie?

@islandfuntime7210

8 күн бұрын

to me it sounds like the music from Up

This takes dumb ways to die to a whole new level

@rileyerickson1849

Жыл бұрын

Exactly this is dumber ways to die

@xplosionvlogging4127

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@richi3035

7 ай бұрын

This is dumb ways to die but good

@__BVG_Official

7 ай бұрын

Horrific ways to die

@LegalizeNuclearBomb666

6 ай бұрын

Silly ways to die

Child: dies tragically Shadow: *cha cha real smooth*

@lockofthesamurai4317

2 жыл бұрын

Why yes.

@dinogamer3297

2 жыл бұрын

You dont SLIDE TO THE LEFT SLIDE TO THE RIGHT when you see children die?

@doxasnike4789

2 жыл бұрын

@@dinogamer3297 take it back now y’all

@ujomil

2 жыл бұрын

@@dinogamer3297 YES, dance on the dead children

@dinogamer3297

2 жыл бұрын

@@ujomil lol

“Was that me sleeping, or was that me dreaming?” *yes*

@charcharbinks3212

2 жыл бұрын

Why is there advertisers in your reply section lol

@justsomerobloxvids1791

2 жыл бұрын

Boffum.

@234o93

2 жыл бұрын

Sucks to be in this comment section.

@shan4289

2 жыл бұрын

@Bruh Bruh no sef promo

@KerriB

2 жыл бұрын

Glad someone else noticed that 😂

Mark: *Dies to toilet monster* Also Mark: “Was that me sleeping, or was that me dreaming.” Logic: nah man who cares about being awake

Mark: **gets eaten by a toilet monster** Also mark: “wait- was that me *sleeing* or was that me *dreaming* ?” I’m sorry, but that had me- my humor is broken af

@Hatred_333

Жыл бұрын

Why are there 2 markipliers

@anitaspam7767

Жыл бұрын

@@Hatred_333They’re bots.

@phonkeebeats2177

Ай бұрын

santa claus moment

@user-vy6jj4pr5j

19 күн бұрын

Nothing makes sense here💀

Mark: “Mom you want some milk?” Gets executed horribly. Me: “I’ll take that as a solid maybe.”

@shiryogames765

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, bro, that's a liquid.

@corbinyoung6193

2 жыл бұрын

@@shiryogames765 😂😂😂😂 I hate this so much but at the same time that was so clever. Touché and well played

@krittikapaul355

2 жыл бұрын

@@shiryogames765 absolutely amazing

@xavizd.8904

2 жыл бұрын

_A witty point by Shiryo games there..._

@scottadams6607

2 жыл бұрын

when in vid is that

-Mark has bucket to pick up water "Sorry mom, I'm doing this as a preventative measure" *Cuts her in half instead*

@wannabechef7946

2 жыл бұрын

Love your pfp

@alexmicurin1314

2 жыл бұрын

Gj you have eyes

@BigBroccoli_

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexmicurin1314 What you all mad about?

@iamyul3498

2 жыл бұрын

@@BigBroccoli_ some people can't take obvious jokes

@Willowisp927

2 жыл бұрын

@@iamyul3498 Some people think those really original jokes are funny lol.

I like how when the mother turn into a zombie and still have the cooking spirit.

Favorite part was when Mark walked into the room and saw his sister's corpse in half on the floor, and was just like: "OH, RIGHT. THE BEAR TRAP. WhOOPS."

“You dancing on my corpse? What kinda douchebag move is that?” The teabag, Mark.

@imsad3923

2 жыл бұрын

I don't feel like making tea now

@ayouzid

2 жыл бұрын

@@imsad3923 Britain citizens: *_Pathetic_*

@shimerrill967

2 жыл бұрын

Hot tea

@ondinaskye7773

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no

@mr.malware8299

2 жыл бұрын

REPRODUCTION

“I should run, This one of the moment in movies and people don’t run, and instead I turn the lights out” How mark play horror games summed up in 1 sentence.

@LudoCoach

2 жыл бұрын

@YeaMan and and I have been busy so please forgive me and enjoy the video

@InnerRise

2 жыл бұрын

@Egg Muffin I signed a DNR IN THE MIDDLE of trying to read it just in case I didnt make it

@ashleyr6809

2 жыл бұрын

I read your comment just as Mark was saying it. 😄

@FirstnameLastname-rm1mu

2 жыл бұрын

Huh?

@hadley.05

2 жыл бұрын

You mean "MoMENt 😅🤣

20:29 “Protect your sister. Make her feel safe.” 5 seconds later: 💀

it's basically tradition for me at this point to rewatch this series whenever i start another big art project. mark's voice makes for great background noise

I guess you finally came home.

@Normisity

2 жыл бұрын

Dad

@orphanslayer6947

2 жыл бұрын

Hi

@JavierGomezX

2 жыл бұрын

Heck yeah. I was just thinking about you while clicking on this video. Glad the game is getting even more attention though.

@_Lythe_

2 жыл бұрын

Your grinding this game

@eliasayala5

2 жыл бұрын

The return of the king

"She need sum melk!" **Mom revives** "OH NO SHE DOESN'T!"

@bobthepancake2870

2 жыл бұрын

@@technoraver99 Here’s another idea for a better planet: Don’t be a spammy asshole in a comment section saying completely irrelevant stuff

@butteredcornfr

2 жыл бұрын

@@technoraver99 ok lol

@honeybunny3365

2 жыл бұрын

@@technoraver99 I'm not gonna read your novel

@kiwitickler

2 жыл бұрын

Glad to know that my ears are working.

@155chipmunkz

2 жыл бұрын

That's some shifty ass milk.

its so... unsettling. The peaceful, nostalgic music, the strange things, even the way Tabby walks with her sweater arms swingng.

@Just_A_Brick

23 күн бұрын

Yet. . . Soothing? Relaxing, perhaps? Might just be me?

@johnstevens7232

23 күн бұрын

@@Just_A_Brick how th did you even see this comment

@dapperoreo5224

Күн бұрын

It's been a while since I last saw this game but the music immediately pulled me back. Love it

Mark: "Shirley I don't want to kill my sister Also Mark: *leaves bear trap open*

It's funny because dropping the bowling ball doesn't make the chandelier drop. He just happened to drop it at the exact second it was going to fall.

@KingDetonation

2 жыл бұрын

That timing was incredible *chef's kiss*

@cyan6579

2 жыл бұрын

Oh i think your right lol

@Nephilvan

2 жыл бұрын

Just like throwing the milk on the mom to "revive" her. His timing is crazy...

@Nietabs

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@enclavesoldier8417

2 жыл бұрын

time has no meaning in games cus in fallout new vages the best game ever made speaking halts all of reality

I love that the woman in the window just watches you, extends her neck, and then just goes "hi, I just smelled blood and thought something happened" like it's just a normal conversation

@youjustgotrickrolled3843

2 жыл бұрын

😆

@beeb4439

2 жыл бұрын

@@youjustgotrickrolled3843 no i didnt

@youjustgotrickrolled3843

2 жыл бұрын

@@beeb4439 yes you did

@beeb4439

2 жыл бұрын

@@technoraver99 u do that then

@turtleyamazing6091

2 жыл бұрын

@@technoraver99 what the hell

“What the hell is that? Get it away from me!” “Ummm, no” *proceeds to chuck it at her*

@GreenChimken

4 ай бұрын

Lol I just saw it 😂

Mark: getting killed by toilet monster Also mark: turns into santa 😂😂

Kills cat: OHH NOOO IM HORRIBLE!!!! Kills little girl: Oh whoops

@generalfloppa5798

2 жыл бұрын

One is a horrible crime and you deserve a life sentence if you do so The other is killing a child

@violetrose8268

2 жыл бұрын

This shows that animals really are more precious

@Tunabreath2001

2 жыл бұрын

me lmao

@dibot4133

2 жыл бұрын

@@generalfloppa5798 we all thought it was killing the girl for the first part

@bullet6140

2 жыл бұрын

@@dibot4133 No we didn't

"I don't want to kill my sister" he says while he intentionally leaves a beartrap in her path.

@maxdj8170

2 жыл бұрын

TRUEEEEE

@stevie_spidey467

2 жыл бұрын

Leaves*

@fuzzychunkymunky2858

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think he connected the bear trap to the sisters path to the piano

@R34PR_

Жыл бұрын

Bear traps aren't killing tools. They are injuring and trapping tools. He will only wound her and maybe bleed her out for a while.

@pneumonoultramicroscopicsi8988

Жыл бұрын

@@R34PR_ yeah man. He just wants to drink her blood.

24:32 damn the face of disappointment of mark is immeasurable

Famous Last words😭😭 "There's nothing I hate more then sandwiches"

This game feels a lot like intrusive thoughts actually happening instead of just being in your head.

@zooker7938

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my god you're right.

@Leolasticot123

2 жыл бұрын

Interesting view

@randomancrossoverfan

2 жыл бұрын

It really does

@toenailfungo2741

2 жыл бұрын

I thought that too!

@MakaylaTomasi

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my gods, you're right.

Mark: *sees mom on floor* Mark's brain: OH SHE NEEDS SOME M I L K

@hereforgames3549

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Epic bro epic😂😂

@End3ren3rgy

2 жыл бұрын

Then she comes alive with the power of milk

@wazkalia9989

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, y'all needed milk, huh? THANK Y'ALL FOR *OVER 1K* LIKES. THIS MADE MY DAY GOOD!!

@GMilkMan

2 жыл бұрын

I Approve of this message

@Kwacklet

2 жыл бұрын

What *m i l k* ?

i like how most of the characters are disgusted by the rubber duck for seemingly no reason

@pieceofshootyshoot

Ай бұрын

why please why i smell ot

Mark: *Steps in bear trap and dies* Also Mark: "WHY DID THAT HAPPEN?!"

Mark: “You want a bowling ball on your nog?” Cat: * Fucking dies * Mark: * Surprised pikachu face *

@EEEEEEEE

2 жыл бұрын

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

@lotashiana

2 жыл бұрын

@@EEEEEEEE E

@Srpman

2 жыл бұрын

E

@Srpman

2 жыл бұрын

@@EEEEEEEE E

@Srpman

2 жыл бұрын

@@EEEEEEEE E

It’s funny how mark doesn’t realise the bad stuff only happened when the lights went off. Here’s a tip keep the lights on, it can keep away specific threats

@Shythalia

2 жыл бұрын

Why does he even turn the lights off anyway? Seems pointless. xD Maybe just an impulse?

@tetronadionoxide5275

2 жыл бұрын

really because when ever that invisible dude walks into each room and Mark walks in after is when i see the bad things happen i might be wrong but if mark can get all the things before the invisible dude walks into each room then he might be able to do something to save the family tis but a thought and a theory pay no mind my rambles

@HoKa303

2 жыл бұрын

The lights turn off eventually anyways, even if you keep them on the whole time

@mugger12321

2 жыл бұрын

Saw blades are pretty cool. When compared to thorn vines which may not be nail jumped off of they perrty niiice. Lovely sound too!

@hollowtrappedinaelevator320

2 жыл бұрын

I have PTSD from saw blades

It's been more than a year and this game is still as memorable as the first day. The OST makes me cry every time...

@B3nCastle

Жыл бұрын

Stfu bot, I already see you commenting on this.

@MrAydinminer

7 ай бұрын

I watched this series when it came out and randomly remembered so I'm watching it instead of studying. Reminds me of the times I had in 2021 :')

@B3nCastle

7 ай бұрын

@@MrAydinminer LMAO SAMEEE

I love this game, the blood, the pain, the death, the souls screaming for help, everything.

15:25 "giant rat crashes through window" "eats entire top half" "starts fucking moonwalking" "doesn't elaborate"

@enderpearl7684

2 жыл бұрын

Because he's the giant rat that makes all of the rules

@_eggtart_

2 жыл бұрын

Let's see what kind of trouble he can get himself into

@citruscirrus5607

2 жыл бұрын

@@_eggtart_ Rats the rats we’re the rats

@vibrantnoir9859

2 жыл бұрын

Nobody dares question the holy rat are you not loyal to your king?

Fun fact: the song the sister is playing on the piano is from a Japanese horror/comedy movie called "House". The movie is absolutely hilarious and I definitely recommend seeing it

@captaineo5821

2 жыл бұрын

i'm so glad that someone recognized this before i did

@sstar339

2 жыл бұрын

So... is it like, scary-scary? Like, jumpscares and stuff?

@wesleylara5136

2 жыл бұрын

@@sstar339 Mostly really funny and bizarre. Great film! It's on HBO Max and Criterion Channel!

@sstar339

2 жыл бұрын

@@wesleylara5136 Sounds like it's worth a watch! I'll definitely be adding it to my list. Thank you

@tomascaldon1332

2 жыл бұрын

Hausu is one of the most insane and fucking bizarre movies I've ever seen. Excellent stuff. So much fun. Also, that little piano piece was later sampled in 'Welcome to the Black Parade'.

“Maybe we can have frog legs for dinner!” Mark: disturbed

Mark offering people ducks is literally me trying to interact with nerotypical people.

Thing: hey did you like my jumpscare? Mark: *Morphs into owl*.

@hamslider3055

2 жыл бұрын

@vinasu maaj yah that's weird

@galacticguardian7530

2 жыл бұрын

He no

@noobik829

2 жыл бұрын

@vinasu maaj he do be vibing tho

@leave3451

2 жыл бұрын

@@galacticguardian7530 what

*Drops bowling ball Everything else in room: “And I took that personally”

@caitycat1328

2 жыл бұрын

😂👌🏼

@jasonwint2110

2 жыл бұрын

@@caitycat1328 hi

@caitycat1328

2 жыл бұрын

@@jasonwint2110 hi😂

@melisma42

2 жыл бұрын

1.5k likes with only 3 replies? impossible.

@dooferfis

2 жыл бұрын

Had me CACKLING 😂

13:08 I THOUGHT THE FKN DOLL STARTED CRYING LMFAOAOOOOOAOA

@dusk3971

Жыл бұрын

I thought the fucking doll started crying laughing my fucking ass off ass off off off off off ass off ass

Mark: **spills the milk on mom** Also Mark: “don’t die over spilled milk”

"I hear it whispering to me" Mark: *makes the most 'are you kidding me' face ever* Mark: yeah i'll listen

@thelilinator6405

2 жыл бұрын

I ain't a terlit ignorer

@thelilinator6405

2 жыл бұрын

@UwU Mae that's how he said it

Toilet monster: *eats Tabby* Markiplier: *Scared elephant noises*

@melisma42

2 жыл бұрын

More like *scared grandma dying noises*

@shrekmug3253

2 жыл бұрын

More like scared gorilla noises

@joon7854

2 жыл бұрын

Was that the bite od 87?

@Gamerkid-ce5io

2 жыл бұрын

He went OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH

@latex6494

2 жыл бұрын

Here for ppl who wanna see 1:40 Toilet monster: *eats tabby* mark: “OH, OH, OH, OH!! “

At like 6:23 mark says “hey petunia..” the says while in petunias room “hey what’s your name” 😂😂😂

@ewasikora6206

Жыл бұрын

The girl's name is Melody

16:10 "My bear trap- bear- bear trap for the rat, put the rat in a trap and the rats gonna be in a trap you put a bear trap on the ground- rat is gonna wear a bear trap for a haaat. Sorry I channeled my inner Ethan there for a second" That got me on the ground cackling nonstop.

“So was that me sleeping or was that me dreaming?” Mark, they’re pretty much the same.

@darthvidar-spiller5343

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, probably.

@Mizantrop__

2 жыл бұрын

When you sleep, you don't dream, but you can dream while sleeping, it is probably called dreaming.

@rykerstayton9577

2 жыл бұрын

Hah he's right, sleeping and dreaming are the same, otherwise you'd remember your past life.

@menub283

2 жыл бұрын

Marenol

@xDigital_bunnyyx

2 жыл бұрын

There not but either way he won't be awake

Mark: “Hey mom, you want some milk?” Mom: “So anyway, I took that personally…”

@brianblackburn5018

2 жыл бұрын

So anyway I took that person

@engineergaming6557

2 жыл бұрын

@@brianblackburn5018 Lol

@yoinkorboink7611

2 жыл бұрын

@@brianblackburn5018 i think everyone will take that personally lmao

@brianblackburn5018

2 жыл бұрын

@@yoinkorboink7611 I know I just decided to make the comment much more morbid

@yoinkorboink7611

2 жыл бұрын

@@brianblackburn5018 oh lol sorry i meant the comment to seem lighter reading mu comment now it seems to serious

Im just gonna keep rewatching this cause this is actually the first horror game that i rewatch alot

@shiftygernade42069

8 ай бұрын

I Fr love you Fr this, this is like the 5th time I re-watched Markiplier’s series but I do wish he did the DLC

@annabelledones2419

8 ай бұрын

Same

5:01 Mark: Mommy, want some milk? *gets decapitated

“Keep an eye on her, make her feel safe” *runs to sister with a sandwich *sees her dead “You want a sandwich???”

@maddiehalloway

2 жыл бұрын

I love your pfp

@thenotsoemogod5185

2 жыл бұрын

@@axeman9928 thank u, it’s geesus

@thenotsoemogod5185

2 жыл бұрын

@@maddiehalloway thank un very much!!

@thenotsoemogod5185

2 жыл бұрын

@1STM8LXIX 😂😂😭😭 tha part made me cry from laughter

@thenotsoemogod5185

2 жыл бұрын

@1STM8LXIX I liked your joke!

“There’s nothing I hate more than sandwiches” *dies*

@IcyBune

2 жыл бұрын

that's why kids, you don't hate your sandwiches

@axl256gamesx7

2 жыл бұрын

@@IcyBune i love sandwiches, these comments made me hungry, is lunchtime already :D

@hauntakatt

2 жыл бұрын

…Yeah, I love sandwiches..!

@sleepdeprivedidiot4Life

2 жыл бұрын

... wait if i hate sandwiches i die? then i hate sandwiches

@bencheeseman3987

2 жыл бұрын

"Top 10 instant karma moments"

“Are you dancing on my corpse?” Me i’m not sure he was dancing

@420Dwiggs

Жыл бұрын

If you don’t understand, go back to that part

@antisocial_catastrophe

6 ай бұрын

What have u done to mah brain

Rat: bites off head Also rat .01 seconds later: starts moon walking

When the sister is sad and crying over her lost piano, try giving her the doll to cheer her up.

@thelikebutton7290

2 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU!

@ssunsspott5170

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely think the doll is key

@evangoodermote6247

2 жыл бұрын

the entire time i wa just screaming to try giveing her the doll

@AHnnssy

2 жыл бұрын

How long have you guys been watching Markiplier?

@evangoodermote6247

2 жыл бұрын

@@AHnnssy lol sence 2015 2016 ish. Im not an og nessisarily but like ive been watcjing for awhile

i constantly come back to this series bc of how good it is. need an updated version before i die fr

You don't know how much I was begging for mark to just drop the bowling ball on the carpet

Neck Lady: "Your sister needs you to protect her, make her feel safe." *goes to find sister* *sister is dead* Well. Um. This is awkward.

@theraditiabrothers9879

2 жыл бұрын

I like how u get hundred of likes but zero comments :)

@midomnour

2 жыл бұрын

@@theraditiabrothers9879 now two

@onynwyaa

2 жыл бұрын

@@midomnour now three

@lienomzekon4763

2 жыл бұрын

now 4 hope you get more comments

@SamuelBlack84

2 жыл бұрын

So, does this mean dinner is on her sister? Literally her sister?

You can tell it’s a horror game from the title already.

@fadi172

2 жыл бұрын

Verified

@keleee

2 жыл бұрын

actually not really, the title can be used for non horror like dumb ways to die

@shan4289

2 жыл бұрын

@@keleee sandwich

@234o93

2 жыл бұрын

Im very sick of you

@GRtogetaBIC

2 жыл бұрын

To be honest 1001 ways to die sounds more like a title he would use in a Pogostuck video

I love how mark just duplicated himself to die

Had to come back to this

Mark: *gets penetrated by spikes* Shadow monster: *default dances on his dead body* Edit: ah yes my most popular comment, thanks my fellow people

@t.o.h.b8501

2 жыл бұрын

"This is an epic gamer moment"

@DoubleRainbows667

2 жыл бұрын

*fortnite music plays in the background*

@Concon12316

2 жыл бұрын

ngl I think it looked like something else 😳

@iamaw3456

2 жыл бұрын

@@Concon12316 yeah i dont think it was dancing

@Someone-is4lx

2 жыл бұрын

@@Concon12316 ok, cmon, the character is clearly a minor

Little sister: *starts playing piano* Me: 'WHEN I WAS, A YOUNG BOY'

@senorsapo1810

2 жыл бұрын

YES I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT HEARD THAT

@DjentBeard

2 жыл бұрын

@@senorsapo1810 OMG YES

@FryYeeter

2 жыл бұрын

MY FATHER

@maditroche3870

2 жыл бұрын

@@FryYeeter TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

@averagehololivefan3002

2 жыл бұрын

@@maditroche3870 to see a marching band!

"Was that me sleeping, or was that me dreaming?" ... Logic left the chat

18:04 Mark: uhh hi… AHHH ahh…im sorry… Me: I MUST PUT THIS IN COMMENTS ITS THE BEST.PART.EVER!

@nasirsolexx

Жыл бұрын

Congratulations you have been selected among the luckys winner's 👆👆 tgm 👏👏

Mark: "Don't die over spilled milk" I can't believe he came up with something that clever in a split second

@mcguffer1026

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen you on like seven different videos now

@theeveningswan6469

2 жыл бұрын

seriously is your life just commenting on videos

@Kay3Kay3

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh i see you EVERYWHERE 😭😭😭

@theorsimer

2 жыл бұрын

He's a witty man, that Markiplier fellow

@Alaric696

2 жыл бұрын

What type of milk i wonder...

Kills cat: Ohhhh, I'm sorry! Kills sister: Huh!? Oh well, that happened...

@penguin5907

2 жыл бұрын

Well I mean cats are above siblings ( ⊙ - ⊙ ) / | | \ ! !

@lotus_flower2001

2 жыл бұрын

Cats are innocent. Sisters are the other hand ..

@hirojinwoo

2 жыл бұрын

They’re pretty innocent.

@catofculture461

2 жыл бұрын

gamers in a nutshell

Mark: **notices sister is dead** Also mark: do you want a sandwhich?

27:15 = bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang

•sister literally dead• mark: you want a *sammich*

@themightyynfyrknohardeniii9272

2 жыл бұрын

What the dog doin?

@zh0ngl1smete0r_6

2 жыл бұрын

@@themightyynfyrknohardeniii9272 DOG? HAHAHGHA

@PINKPRINCESSONYT

2 жыл бұрын

When i was looking and this i was holding my breath and i did this AAAUH

@fishbowlstars

2 жыл бұрын

*sister**gets up* "Y'know what sure"

@rbcodder1701

2 жыл бұрын

Ahaha meme so funi

Mark: *realizes that milk and cat go together* *realizes he can kill the cat* *realizes the cat hides a key* *completely forgets about possibly using milk on cat, instead repeatedly murders cat to get key*

@hannnd566

2 жыл бұрын

No reply :D

@Tw1lightwastaken

2 жыл бұрын

me reply

@antkoos

2 жыл бұрын

you guys ruined it

@NEONS-LMAO

2 жыл бұрын

I hate him with all my soul for killing the cat.

@isamoofan2541

2 жыл бұрын

18:24

18:12 me rewatching this ten times and hearing completely different things each time, then I settled on this before I watched the rest of the video Mark (according to my proffesional opinion): What was happening in the Kermit ???

@rimantasjanavicius4194

Жыл бұрын

no he didn’t

he times everything so perfectly without even realizing first the milk on mom then the bowling ball made the chandelair come down

Mark: "Want some water?" Sister: "Screams in terror" *goes into room* just kill me. I think I did something wrong

@elektr1x7881

2 жыл бұрын

i think that was just a reference to that one episode of courage the cowardly dog where he finds a violin girl that screams and looks just like tabby's sister

@mili42069

2 жыл бұрын

just like real life

@Marble_Rye

Жыл бұрын

Chandelier: I don’t need this scream

@Fodnex

Жыл бұрын

Mark: "mum ya want some milk? Mom: "turns into a zombie and cuts his head off" That's what we call a family

@NormalMaximo

Жыл бұрын

@Leandro Memes 27:40

The sister: *Gets pancaked by a chandelier* Mark: "do... do you want a samich...?😳"

@Ituber671

2 жыл бұрын

Dead sister:y…you son o..of a bitc……..

@kollington2380

2 жыл бұрын

We have ears

@tweenytwinkies

2 жыл бұрын

My reaction when someone is crying at me.. idk what to do but give food or answer the problem which is too blunt to say to someone crying

@sinjin4605

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@skelegone-qx3os

2 жыл бұрын

@@kollington2380 do you have a stupid

The rat moonwalking after biting your head off 😂😅

the amount of times i've rewatched this series is uncountable.

I like that every time Mark figures out how to stop one tragedy another one happens

@TrionerExpeliozias

2 жыл бұрын

You're the guy who replies to every steam game 11 times

@abstract_alt

2 жыл бұрын

life be like

@queenza1240

Жыл бұрын

😂

@Cozy186

8 ай бұрын

@@TrionerExpelioziaswhat

@TrionerExpeliozias

8 ай бұрын

@@Cozy186 Honestly I have no Idea. Probably something to do with their username being curator

Regular Person: "Maybe I have to save my family." Mark: "Maybe I have to die in every way possible."

@ronorchid793

Жыл бұрын

But remember he isn't a masochist

@Fnaf4lifeeee34

5 ай бұрын

@@ronorchid793a what

@guigleyadventures1220

5 ай бұрын

Nah Mark is a pycopath

@ParadoxumParadisus

5 ай бұрын

SAO Abridged Gary: "We must save my family!"

@jeffburkett4418

5 ай бұрын

Correct

“Daddy’s home”ahh finally he got the milk :)

Did I dream that a toilet monster came and ate my face? Got me rolling on the floor😂

Killer: Any last words? Mark: GUH HYUK

@JaidenConnors

2 жыл бұрын

Killer: u-um... i'm sorry, what? Mark: GUH HYUK!! Killer: i-i don't,- mark: GUH HYUUK!! Killer: ok that's it! *shoots mark. I don't know why i made this a whole story joke.

@mihaivergelea26

2 жыл бұрын

A HYEUG

@thecurseddonutpanda664

2 жыл бұрын

This is fine…

I’m already enjoying this series.

@leahsanz7591

2 жыл бұрын

Why a business guy come here for?

@sirenouir4250

2 жыл бұрын

@@leahsanz7591 because entertainment

@Qwerty-vo8do

2 жыл бұрын

to promote his channel

@itzinky1506

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@cutecatcute1641

2 жыл бұрын

@@itzinky1506 heheh your 42 minutes before I comment

Mark: I’m not a masochist! Also Mark: *instead of thinking he might have to save his family tries to die in every way possible*

After watching this a few time I realized something. In order to not die you have to observe little changes in your environment down to minute details like the dad’s photo disappearing or the spike rug that wasn’t there before, I think that’s cool

Can we talk about how perfect mark poured the milk the exact time the mom woke up, that was suppose to be a natural event that took place but he made it seem like you had to pour milk, and same thing with dropping the Boling ball in the piano rool

@hannnd566

2 жыл бұрын

This is a reply

@diamondsrule1699

2 жыл бұрын

@@hannnd566 it sure is

@diamondsrule1699

2 жыл бұрын

@@hannnd566 it sure is

@rowenb3985

2 жыл бұрын

Fr!! HAHA lmfao i was dying when those moments happened

@hadesrealm794

2 жыл бұрын

@@hannnd566 it sure is

Markiplier: Sees a girl come out of the toilet; "So, i evolved backwards"

@Gamerkid-ce5io

2 жыл бұрын

True

@null9546

2 жыл бұрын

1:36

@brandontaylor6677

2 жыл бұрын

Monkeyplier

@BoneJuices

2 жыл бұрын

IT’ EVOLVING JUST BACKWARDS

@truongnguyenhongnhat6590

2 жыл бұрын

ok

24:16 - 24:31 His laughter though - -

ok I need to make a confession to make. Mark playing House 1-4 is the only way I can go to sleep at night, quite literally a needed factor to get a good nights rest. It has saved me countless restless nights and I'm watching this trying to sleep as I type this comment. I just want to say, Mark you are somehow a lifesaver in my insomnia and my mental health by making me laugh every time you post a video. I have all the gratitude in the world for you!

The game's Soundtrack makes me weirdly nostalgic, Like as if I was back playing Minecraft when it first came out

@hotarutoshihiro4521

2 жыл бұрын

Strangely accurate

@sleepsey

2 жыл бұрын

DUDE this is so accurate it literally sounds like playing minecraft for the first time

@jamiet5120

2 жыл бұрын

@@sleepsey Right?? It's so weird, Sounds nice tho

@tia7879

2 жыл бұрын

oh my god yes

@Cloudburst7

2 жыл бұрын

Remember Alfa mc?

Mark: *Simply drops a bawling ball* The chandelier: "Ok boys, that's the signal"

@IceNineThrills

Жыл бұрын

why is the ball bawling?

@LadiesHideYourMans

Жыл бұрын

Does the ball need some tissues?

@Luxembourgishsmartass

Жыл бұрын

It’s just sad leave it alone ffs

@Nxva-

Жыл бұрын

Maybe the bawling ball needs some ice cream

@nekomimicatears

Жыл бұрын

Does it need to talk to someone?

I'm here rewatching this in 2024 cuz I know well that the HOUSE fandom is dead 😔

@miscellecameron3866

Ай бұрын

I'm still a fan of it❤

@QuarterCal

Ай бұрын

Well, it also hasn't made anything new since 2021

Mark: "In the darkness" Monster in the behind him: Hello there!

*Sister gets crushed by chandelier* No one: Me: "She's not depressed she's compressed."

@jinny9844

2 жыл бұрын

Squished sounds a lot more pleasent than crushed to death

@memepool22

2 жыл бұрын

Could her sister BE MORE squished?

@iandominiclagman7546

2 жыл бұрын

He's not that fat

@idiotsandwich7528

2 жыл бұрын

@@jinny9844 pg 13

@jameswent48

2 жыл бұрын

Chandelier * Who is Chandler? Also, no one cares.

The moment something happens in the game Nobody: Markplier: HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO

@wcfranklinjr1997

2 жыл бұрын

Gotta make that dramatic noise

@animationspace8550

2 жыл бұрын

Mark: Become owl

@operagxsmom7575

2 жыл бұрын

*Maybe he is the santa!*

@possums154

2 жыл бұрын

I thought of that starkid blooper reel where Joey forgot his line and just said "ho ho ho ho ho hohohohoho ha"

"You want a bowling ball on your nog?" Mark then drops the bowling ball on the cat's head. It dies, and he begins to cry uncontrollably in the fetal position, flailing about and insisting through thick sobs that he truly didn't know that was going to happen.

Mark: Ma Want Some Milk? Mark:*Dumps Milk* Mom:Turns Into Zombie Mark:Don't Die Over Spilt Milk ehe🤠

_“Sorry, channeled a little inner Ethan there for a sec.”_ - Markiplier 2021

@itsmenix9855

2 жыл бұрын

*has war flashbacks to Unas Annus phonics video*

@slackolantern

2 жыл бұрын

@@itsmenix9855 IT'S CIGAR!

@zoex8432

2 жыл бұрын

@@itsmenix9855 ntbtp but its unus annus 😪 sm about spelling it as anus makes me laugh tm

@bluebaby4120

2 жыл бұрын

Wait wait wait timestamp?

@alecLogan

2 жыл бұрын

@@bluebaby4120 somewhere between 15:00 and 21:30, I think? Just happened upon it and then saw this comment, holup. 16:08, to be more accurate.