"if you already ate the poison, might as well lick the plate" That's actually a pretty good quote

@MetropolisChieftain

2 жыл бұрын

DIO!

@jaspherjamesdolendo_mms-kitka

2 жыл бұрын

Your tactics confuse and frightening me sir.

@spoopyscaryskelebones3846

2 жыл бұрын

No. No it isn’t.

@PolishEntrepreneur

2 жыл бұрын

@@spoopyscaryskelebones3846 hoes mad

@Ch3zball

2 жыл бұрын

@@PolishEntrepreneur he only mad cause he aint got none

“ this one isn’t a warning it just helps lower your electricity bill.” Best statement in the game

@iwogold816

Жыл бұрын

The best ritual step in the game

@rodolforichmond7141

Жыл бұрын

I'm the 666th like, lol

@VeryRGOTI

6 ай бұрын

Even when reality ends, you still can't escape the electricity bills.

@sylveon3955

5 ай бұрын

@@VeryRGOTI Death and Taxes

@AdSoyad-rp1vm

Күн бұрын

​@@sylveon3955 that should be a game. A death angel collecting lives from humans to pay taxes. Death and taxes.

The Necronomicon looking like a little girl's diary is honestly super fitting. I can just picture Cthulu laying on his tummy, kicking his legs as he scribbles in it and twirls his tendrils.

@user-hx5dh1ql9d

Жыл бұрын

BAHA

@almondwater4280

Жыл бұрын

"Dear diary, today was such a good day!! I met the sweetest boy today, and-" 🗿

@haveyouseenmycoffeecup

Жыл бұрын

YES

@NellieCollier

Жыл бұрын

And he’s using a pink glitter gel pen with a pompom on the end

@A_McDouble

Жыл бұрын

I love this

This video should have been titled: *Mark flirting with a psychopathic demon octopus for 50 minutes*

@materialgwurl8737

Жыл бұрын

yes

@donnathestrawberry5792

Жыл бұрын

HAHAHA

@Ehenzel

Жыл бұрын

No way bro he's flirting with a Splatoon character

@dedbot9872

Жыл бұрын

A SEXY psychopathic demon octopus

@IAmGodHimself777

Жыл бұрын

Psychopathic? It’s an eldritch god. We’re less than ants in its eyes.

Game: "I can snap your mind like a twig in seconds" Mark's face, not a massochist obv: OH BABY

@kitkatpita6703

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely not totally not a masochist definitely not obviously *Points to video where he tells Sean to slap him*

@Ducky2223

2 жыл бұрын

@@kitkatpita6703 definitely not a masochist. Absolutely not. Gestures wildly to videos where he plays surgeon simulator in an ice bath and where he eats hot peppers and runs on a treadmill

@wizbromanakajeffthejoykill7635

2 жыл бұрын

@Beast v2🔥 Ignore this comment for this is a bot people

@mranderson9553

2 жыл бұрын

@@kitkatpita6703 more than that didn't he play a game as a kid where they just played bowling but it was their crotch instead of the pins, i forget if it was a unus anus video or just an old one

@lipalipz6924

2 жыл бұрын

Mark probably : "Jokes on you I'm into that kinda stuff!!"

Darling is a gentleman. All those rituals and sacrifices and he didn’t even want the squooshy, he just wanted a simple kiss

@Foolius.

2 жыл бұрын

Also Mark:*peeks in shower*

@Adirbal

2 жыл бұрын

The c'thussy

@enriqueso5156

2 жыл бұрын

@@Adirbal homie is down bad 💀

@darksoul_2.044

2 жыл бұрын

@@Adirbal nice but is it worth it? WITH EVERY CELL OF MY BODY *YES* 🐙

@jonathanstackhaus8449

2 жыл бұрын

I mean with a mouth like that, who could tell the difference

I legit adore Ln’eta She’s super sweet, vaguely threatening, and strangely comforting at the prospect of absolute death.

@cameronballz6154

Жыл бұрын

Right..."vaguely" The very being wanting reality gone is "vaguely" threatening

@Shockbucklin

11 ай бұрын

Starts with S and ends with P.

@mihaimercenarul7467

11 ай бұрын

Cringe

@Duckerton_on_lsd

7 ай бұрын

...dommy mommy. (This is a joke)

@LizzyLiz-li8jt

7 ай бұрын

She's hot too, lol 😅

Can we all agree Michaela’s voice always fits her characters insanely well? Like I know it’s her job but you don’t always get that from voice actors. Yandere Chan worked so well with her deeper and mysterious voice acting and now L’neta? She’s such a good voice actor.

@AdSoyad-rp1vm

Күн бұрын

Michaela is the VA? I honestly thought it was awkwardly familiar but couldn't recognize it. so that's why...

"FOR WHAT PURPOSE HAVE YOU AWOKEN LN'ETA THE STARSPAWN, AND BROUGHT ABOUT THE END OF REALITY?" Mark: "Uhhh... smash?"

@julixpinguimon8023

2 жыл бұрын

"Weirdly enough.. smash"

@StomeAura

2 жыл бұрын

“Oh, I should have brought my gamecube controller!”

@nightdash8938

2 жыл бұрын

"Smash... But why??"

@superkid3993

2 жыл бұрын

@@StomeAura 3 stock random characters

@aidenanderson2777

2 жыл бұрын

Ight bet

“Babe, you’re a cosmic horror, I’m… pretty cool” is my new favorite quote ever

@Lunar_Butterfly

2 жыл бұрын

The way he says it makes it perfect x3

@CallMeAnisse

2 жыл бұрын

I expected the I fcked Cthulhu line

@SorryIfILaggout

2 жыл бұрын

where is it ?

@iwantsleep8079

2 жыл бұрын

@@SorryIfILaggout 46:28

@tonyzotz6015

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely have to use that for your next break up

Mark: "I would never.." Also mark: *proceeds to jamming the bathroom door and looking at her in the shower*

I like how his "hero syndrome" goes away as soon as a tentacly smooch comes into picture.

that "objective: survive!" part made this a weirdly successful blend of romantic comedy and horror

@thefriendlyknight

2 жыл бұрын

The halo vibes made me happy

@shepbear

2 жыл бұрын

You spoiler it

@kylerdavis2130

2 жыл бұрын

@@shepbear then don’t read comments mid video

@ballisticbrontosaurus

2 жыл бұрын

@@thefriendlyknight lone wolf intensifies

@justacrusadr

2 жыл бұрын

@@thefriendlyknight current objective: survive

Mark: “I am not a Masochist” Also Mark:Interested in Dating Lovecraftian creatures

@obama8025

2 жыл бұрын

JESUS CHRIST THIS BOTS

@aurum316

2 жыл бұрын

Who isn't?

@BlazeInferno360

2 жыл бұрын

@@obama8025 As soon as Markiplier uploads a video, the bots come out of nowhere 😒

@aurum316

2 жыл бұрын

@@obama8025 these*

@aiden.x

2 жыл бұрын

lmao

"eh, a squid is fine too" I laughed my ass of from that

@Vecchio_Rhosod85

Жыл бұрын

Same 😂

"But if you chicken out or go insane I'll end reality right then and there." Mark: .......D E A L

The moment mark realised that people would never let him live down his Malibu mispronunciation.. is priceless

@xxterpzxx581

2 жыл бұрын

I'm confused. Who cares

@noonoo4503

2 жыл бұрын

God bless everyone

@dannyofdoom1

2 жыл бұрын

@@xxterpzxx581 it’s just funny..

@kahiruo

2 жыл бұрын

@@xxterpzxx581 him and i care

@amp8295

2 жыл бұрын

@@xxterpzxx581 The fact that you made this reply kinda makes it ironic don't you think?

"Don't worry, I always finish quickly." That line killed me.

@autismjourneytolove5803

2 жыл бұрын

Mmm

@EnderFreek36

2 жыл бұрын

😐

@San-lh8us

2 жыл бұрын

you seem pretty much alive for me

@richardjoshgomez4661

2 жыл бұрын

Time?

@Moomooman-pj8dq

2 жыл бұрын

@@richardjoshgomez4661 14:53

I love the way he said ''I always finish quickly'' and roasted himself without knowing.

@carpeted-bathroom96

Жыл бұрын

No that was the joke

@marcuseisenkolb2127

Жыл бұрын

He knew💀

@janus2638

11 ай бұрын

that's not a roast that's a badge on honor SPEEDRUNNERS UNITE!

@geekgirl_luv4262

3 ай бұрын

He definitely knew

Nothing like being sick and watching markiplier.

@instinct-brawlstars01

Жыл бұрын

You good bro?

@dakofruit

Жыл бұрын

@@instinct-brawlstars01 yeah yeah I'm good now

@vindovilles3419

Жыл бұрын

Doing this rn

@allisonpalmer3143

Жыл бұрын

Same

@Wesker47584

Жыл бұрын

That’s how I found this and I’m so happy I did.

The MC of this game was practically written for mark to play

@kalysian

2 жыл бұрын

Literally as he was reading some of the lines I kept thinking 'this is literally Mark' 'this is actually Mark rn.' 😂

@tasharaulston1868

2 жыл бұрын

@@kalysian Solve the riddle

@tasharaulston1868

2 жыл бұрын

@@kalysian What goes up and never comes down?

@kalysian

2 жыл бұрын

@@tasharaulston1868 Our boi's ego probably 🤣👌

@tasharaulston1868

2 жыл бұрын

@@kalysian 𝙮𝙚𝙨

Gotta love it when Mark starts with a "uhm hi" intro, would be in for a ride

@OunasAnousFan

2 жыл бұрын

I know right XD

@see4881

2 жыл бұрын

Markiplier when he plays any weird game be like

@thesupershinymegagengar2034

2 жыл бұрын

That lets you know EXACTLY what we're all in for!

@thesupershinymegagengar2034

2 жыл бұрын

@Kelly Hart What others did he do, besides the infamous Doki Doki Literature Club?

@basicwitch6562

2 жыл бұрын

@@thesupershinymegagengar2034 My favorite intro is the one for Chair Fucking Simulator.

11:09 I like the subtle lines along her body implying that she’s made entirely of tentacles

@Lithuanian_NAFO_lad

15 күн бұрын

It was mentioned in the first Sucker for love game. Yes, this is the second game. Tho it would be better to call it a demo of sorts. It only had the chapter 1 stuff, and a sparser apartment. Anyway, in the last bit of dialogue in that game, L'neta answers a question that Darling asks (Is your hair also tenticles?) by saying, and I quote, "I am mostly tenticles". So good observation.

I find it so funny how whenever Ln'eta is talking about some sort of unspeakable horror she says it in the most happy/nonchalant voice she can muster.

"They say if you already at poison, you might as well lick the plate" Mark: "I don't know who said that" Me: "Whoever it is, is probably dead"

@lonelysome21

2 жыл бұрын

oh... true but... why?

@A1phaWolf150

2 жыл бұрын

Mithridates?

@JimmyPizzaDelivery

2 жыл бұрын

@@lonelysome21 Well, if you ingest poison, you can probably cure it if it's in small amounts, but in large amounts the concentration will probably be too high and you'd probably die. There's a joke here and it probably went over my head, but for anybody wondering why.

@lmaolmao2544

2 жыл бұрын

@@JimmyPizzaDelivery it’s like that tale of when a Chinese emperor accused an innocent general of rebellion and decreed him to be executed, so the general said fuck it and actually rebelled.

@WiseArkAngel

2 жыл бұрын

Probably Rasputin. That mf drank a glass of wine and ate a bunch of food laced with cyanide and the only thing that killed him was the sympathizers straight up shooting him with guns.

Mark: I won’t peek! Mark 2 Seconds later: 👁👄👁

@ludicrosite

2 жыл бұрын

reported

@WrenderDraws

2 жыл бұрын

Yello I watch all your videos and now I found you here! What a coincidence

@AnythinggDirt

2 жыл бұрын

@@ludicrosite reported for what lmao

@JikuAraiguma

2 жыл бұрын

would like but it's at 69 likes as of writing this

@deez8111

2 жыл бұрын

@Beast v2🔥 Damn Bro Thats Mad Funny Especially The Part Where You Though We Gave a Fuck.

Mark: god she's cute *Ladies and Gentlemen. We got him*

Cuthulu lady“The stronger my influence I have on you” Markiplier “ ooohh oooh oooh “

"Eldritch Gods destroying our reality when they wake up because we are just a dream" is probably the best Lovecraft explaination I have ever heard.

@Peter-xw2py

2 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure that’s in the original material if you dig deep enough

@dopamiine4298

2 жыл бұрын

@@Peter-xw2py yeah. If i recall all of reality is just the dream of the blind idiot god, Azathoth. Once he wakes up everything and anything will cease to exist as all existence was just a manifestation of his dreams

@bhraazkashyap7461

2 жыл бұрын

This is also the foundation of the Elder Scrolls lore. The Godhead's dream, CHIM and all the like.

@kuroyuki6254

2 жыл бұрын

I know right? I really loved that

@callmekrause4556

2 жыл бұрын

@@bhraazkashyap7461 also there are religions that state the same

Mark: "I am not a Masochist" Game: "If you've already eaten the poison, might as well lick the plate." Mark: "I agree!"

@vastolordeking6285

2 жыл бұрын

@Savetion 100k KZread GOD wtf

@Moonlit_Snowflake

2 жыл бұрын

@Kavetion actually, you cannot please everyone with one shitty vid over attacking some icon. to please others you must sexually harass Cthulhu's daughter.

@paisleesheppard5629

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah okay the bots are just getting sinister now.

@raphi6817

2 жыл бұрын

Markie-moo at his finest 👌🏿 form.

@2kchallengewith4video

2 жыл бұрын

how many subs can I get from this comment? Current: 1.4k

It took me re-watching 3 times over to realise that "quiet hill" is a "Silent Hill" reference... (18:59)

Someone needs to make a knockoff of this where it’s Mark trying to summon Lady Dimitrescu. 😂

@sottaoru_x_tsukima2165

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂dude I love his face when he has dirty minded thoughts😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ln'eta: "I WILL DESTROY THE WHOLE REALITY!" Darling: "will I get a smooch" Ln'eta: "..yes" Darling: "Well then, THAT IS A DEAL, I SAY!"

@i_am_squishy6230

2 жыл бұрын

*World is ending. Darling: Oh boy, smooching time!

@godcarrot5452

2 жыл бұрын

I see this as an absolute win

@FabioliRavioli

2 жыл бұрын

:)

@69420heisenballs

2 жыл бұрын

._.

@ringmasterraven2965

2 жыл бұрын

Simping ain't easy but someone has to do it

Thanks for playing, darling! Really honored to voice L'neta and have you experience her story

@Xxgxxaxx

2 жыл бұрын

yeah same

@mrpages6384

2 жыл бұрын

You, miss, made some seriously good art. We appreciate it

@highdivinity8243

2 жыл бұрын

I knew I recognised her voice was somewhere!

@edo0girl2.03

2 жыл бұрын

Top tier voice acting!💖 You were great!

@felixmalcherek2919

2 жыл бұрын

Really great voice acting! Good job! :D

15:40 the toot after mark said “i feel it” 😭

36:24 ... It was at this moment I realized what L'neta meant when she said she was "going for a walk outside". 😨😨

@Oa515

6 ай бұрын

What did she mean? Ō•Ō

Damn... Markiplier really do be selling all humanity for some Ln'ussy.

@OGComputerTitus

2 жыл бұрын

Even the bot above me got confuse lmfao💀

@archang3l123

2 жыл бұрын

@@OGComputerTitus the bot got so flabbergast it forgot what it was supposed to spam 💀

@amanwithnoplans6592

2 жыл бұрын

What in the sam fuck did you just utter into this realm

@derpixelite

2 жыл бұрын

on god?

@shockmazta3116

2 жыл бұрын

Shit bro if I was in "Darling's" position I would too.

As I said previously, the man who would smash a Beedrill and chairs (thanks for the reminder @Scythe) doesn't surprise me with any of his other life choices.

@andycandyandart

2 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY! BRO HE'D SMASH WALORD(I can't spell) 😭

@its99pm

2 жыл бұрын

It seems like only hours since he was concerned about being viewed as a furry, and we're already at the tentacle... uh, smooches.

@nattonep8788

2 жыл бұрын

Hmm... He didn't say he'd smash Tentacruel or Octillery but Malamar... Hohoho...

@gamepapa1211

2 жыл бұрын

Better: a Dugtrio.

@scythe3182

2 жыл бұрын

Chairs 😭

35:29 it’s that time of the month

@Ella.12-16

Ай бұрын

😂

42:05 Markiplier in this: Break up? With this girl? Why would anyone wanna break up? The outside world recoils in fear Thinking if they slip up, they'll get locked up with her You're killing yourself just to make ends meet While I'm workin' on my rituals and kicking up my feet You can't beat livin' with goddesses, there's always someone to do And you know who's praying, everyone but you! Every day I wake up to a nice hot power Don't care about reality so I’m smooching for hours

"That's just the... mailman." Ah yes, when you don't give any points to Charisma in RPG's.

@matheusrubimdepaoli5409

2 жыл бұрын

considering it worked, I'd say he has pretty high carisma

@parallellia1509

2 жыл бұрын

@@matheusrubimdepaoli5409 makes sense

@nevermore7285

2 жыл бұрын

When you have so much charisma whatever you come up with somehow works.

@i_am_squishy6230

2 жыл бұрын

When you have no charisma but max luck.

@parallellia1509

2 жыл бұрын

@@i_am_squishy6230 Yeah that's more accurate.

Ln'eta: "whos that darling?" Mark: *becomes an opera singer*

@aidenanderson2777

2 жыл бұрын

Holy light shines from his mouth

@FROST_HUGGER

2 жыл бұрын

@@aidenanderson2777 that is something someone on the bible would say

@TwinCuri

2 жыл бұрын

i laughed at this

@x3dwany371

Жыл бұрын

@@FROST_HUGGER or it’s could be a cheesy line in a porno

@Hobo-Dragon

Жыл бұрын

@@x3dwany371 PGFFT WHAT

POV: Your recharging your shield in Halo 43:46

"MY GOD LOOK AT THAT ASS" -Markiplier, the best quote I have ever heard

I love how he knows that him mispronouncing “Malibu” isn’t getting let down anytime soon lol

@inseditsChannel

2 жыл бұрын

Roxanne, Roxxane!

@sipofmouthwash

2 жыл бұрын

Timestamp 3:57

@xavierharris7123

Жыл бұрын

hello

@speeedycrafter2564

Жыл бұрын

Mark lives in LA, Im shocked he mispronounced Malibu

Mark went from smashing Pokémon to smashing anime waifus. Look how far he’s come

@Mrbobafett-fc5dr

2 жыл бұрын

Day 16 of asking markiplier to play riddle 2

@EasterIsland420

2 жыл бұрын

XD

@Godzilla-mq5zv

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair I'd imagine he'd be tired pretty quick after smashing like 70+ Pokemon.

@zipplings1374

2 жыл бұрын

It's more of a downgrade.

@eminemsdirtysock1611

2 жыл бұрын

I’m so proud

45:52 Okay but why do I feel super bad for her even though she was gonna end all of humanity-

Betcha 10 bucks mark’s gonna peek

@jaydenradecker5035

Жыл бұрын

I was right now where’s da ten bucks?

@rachelnjamesrodriguez-wi4ux

Жыл бұрын

Here (gives 10 bocks)

@SaberSweat247

5 ай бұрын

Nah, I'm broke my dude.

Can someone make a “Date Lady Dimitrescu” simulator for Mark.

@undercovertakodachi4301

2 жыл бұрын

Ahh @lixian where you at?

@rommellgraham3245

2 жыл бұрын

Nah it should be a mod

@coralplayz_1016

2 жыл бұрын

Well I could try to learn on how to make such content- Edit: I give up

@mahentahen5992

2 жыл бұрын

Chapter 3 lol

@pokemagetech

2 жыл бұрын

…she the crazy-tall vampire lady that weirdos (dunno if that’s masochists or just broadly) were/are simping/obsessing over?

Mark: Lixian make my voice deeper Darkiplier: Whomst has awakened me

@Disgracefulorganism

2 жыл бұрын

why the hell are all these bots here.....just more work for me, time to report sum bots :/

@iamafuckingfailure

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf is happening in here?

@mackback319

2 жыл бұрын

markiplier is cool

@silverflight01

2 жыл бұрын

Turn up the reverb!

@kitariauthor5943

2 жыл бұрын

The bots on this are…

46:14 Sorry, but Ryan Reynolds is a part of humanity, and I can't let anything happen to him. He's my bbg, which you'll never be.

6:35 pov doctors handwriting

Fun fact: Cthulhu lady is basically correct since Cthulhu's race is just called... Cthulhu

@Fordo007

2 жыл бұрын

I thought his race was 'Great Old One'?

@thomastakesatollforthedark2231

2 жыл бұрын

@@Fordo007 that's just a category of aliens who are powerful

@Rachel98246

2 жыл бұрын

@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 they’re not aliens, they’re Gods, right? That’s like their whole thing, that’s why they can be as large as planets and end all life on earth in an instant? Correct me if I’m wrong, I’m not 100% certain, but I’m pretty sure they’re Gods

@thomastakesatollforthedark2231

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rachel98246 ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's inconsistent but generally, if something is a god its called a god. Dagon isn't a god, he's a great old one. Azatoth isnt a great old one, he's an outer god. Great old ones are powerful because they're alien. No need to be a god for that

@maryjoygelizon4268

2 жыл бұрын

@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 wich is more powerful a god or a great old one like cthulu?

Mark: _"Lixian, put a nice like deep rumbly filter on my voice!"_ Nerd Fiction: L̸i̴x̶i̶a̵n̶ ̷i̸s̷n̷'̶t̷ ̷h̶e̶r̴e̸ ̴r̶i̵g̸h̷t̵ ̷n̸o̷w̴ ̶>̶:̵)̴

@shatteredreality_513

2 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah! Mark probably didn't know that Marcus would edit this one - but credit where credit is due! 💖

@thehonestdude1067

2 жыл бұрын

The edit was good but the editors licences for one of the effects he is using is expired 😅

@luckytenth6827

2 жыл бұрын

*Me, a smartass:* Yeah because Lixian has a family and it's Valentine's Day so today's his day off.

@AngelEmfrbl

2 жыл бұрын

I will be honest .. ... I was expecting a chipmunk sound

@kumuhana

2 жыл бұрын

@@thehonestdude1067 what ?

at 16:56 i dont think markiplier is trust worthy

with that 38:47 my gf literally said that she would fall for you if she would be cthulu gf...

@Helluva_Boss_Blitz

Жыл бұрын

WAIT WHAT

Imagine the "good ending" being the opening for a show. Just a dude who has a lady Cthulhu stuck as a squid and he keeps her to himself cuz if left unchecked she'd end all reality

@vampyrekyng_lex

2 жыл бұрын

That’s just monogatari series but with squid lady instead of vampire lady

@madmaniac3602

2 жыл бұрын

@@vampyrekyng_lex I looked it up. It's a novel series? I'm not a big reader but I like that. Might have to make an exception 😎

@vampyrekyng_lex

2 жыл бұрын

@@madmaniac3602 There’s also a manga which is ongoing with the exact same plot, and anime of most of it. I would advise you read up on it first, because there’s a lot of potentially triggering content

@warcrimesmorelikefuntimes6808

2 жыл бұрын

@@vampyrekyng_lex Nah the world needs squid lady too lol

@cigarette_ahegao

2 жыл бұрын

SCP!!!

"Lovecraftian horror dating game" That's a new sentence, I hope..

@skykyosuke7628

2 жыл бұрын

damn the bots are going wild in your comments section

@Monophoric

2 жыл бұрын

@@skykyosuke7628 I know, this is.. painful. I don't want to be associated with these comments-

@n1thecaptain965

2 жыл бұрын

Sadly, no

@silverflight01

2 жыл бұрын

No, but it’s rare for me to see it.

@oceanman207

2 жыл бұрын

Hoooooooolllyyyyy frick. Dem comments tho, sorry you have to witness this

when mark said “i know it do baby” (33:47) it sounds like young gravy BABAHHA

9:43 Your horror, it was for the bois vine

This game is so well written for what is essentially an extended troll game.

@Fukei_Mono

2 жыл бұрын

This game follows the Ethereal Snake School of Thought. If you're gonna spend hours upon hours of your life for a sh*tpost, might as well make an artwork out of it.

@MasterOfTwisted

2 жыл бұрын

@@Fukei_Mono you make an excellent point.

@pokemagetech

2 жыл бұрын

@@Fukei_Mono Ethereal Snake? (Snake, phone, snake! Not Snape, mean Hogwarts professor and double-agent extraordinaire!)

Markiplier on Halloween: *Plays Huniepop* Markiplier on Valentine’s Day: *Plays Cuthullu dating horror game* Holy shit thanks for the likes guys :)

@jonathanreyes6373

2 жыл бұрын

@Savetion 100k KZread GOD ? Why is there a bot ?

@Indian0Lore

2 жыл бұрын

Didn’t he already play this?

@original_demonic

2 жыл бұрын

@@Indian0Lore not that I know of :).

@Pawtacle

2 жыл бұрын

Because the true horror can be found in your heart!

@glennverschoren4517

2 жыл бұрын

Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

40:57 i cracked up 😭

Mark playing Sucker for Love is my comfort food.

Lovecraft in his grave, twisting and turning, fuming in the afterlife at seeing that his beloved cosmic horrors and daemon are being turned into anime girls. *Hot, sexy, thicc anime girls.*

@scrumpors8706

2 жыл бұрын

And the world is better for it

@leahhatcher3190

2 жыл бұрын

Screw lovecraft

@acceptablecasualty5319

2 жыл бұрын

He wouldn't care an ounce.

@scrumpors8706

2 жыл бұрын

@@acceptablecasualty5319 obviously, he used the metric system

@lilr6199

2 жыл бұрын

@@scrumpors8706 ok that made me giggle a bit, good one

Markiplier's Pokemon "S or P" video got him prepared for this game.

@robertowolf2463

2 жыл бұрын

..

@water1987

2 жыл бұрын

....

@oujimandias6485

2 жыл бұрын

...But did Mark turn into a furry? 🤔

@rodrigopereira7104

2 жыл бұрын

@@oujimandias6485 he did say he'd smash ninetails

@charliephilipson5709

2 жыл бұрын

@@rodrigopereira7104 I'm not a furry but I'd smash ninetails

31:52 scared the crap out of me and made me laugh at the same time! 😱😂

19:56 THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL MY DI- WORTH IT

@Void._.empire.

7 ай бұрын

Lol 💀

I appreciate how it says "repeat until you believe you are safe" and not "repeat until you are safe". You're never _actually_ safe.

Mark: Had just ranked all pokemon he'd smash Also Mark: Playing a game about dating lovecraftian monsters Is there something you're not telling us Mark?

@erikios7292

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he be lonely

@adnanshaikh7692

2 жыл бұрын

@@erikios7292 Amy would like to know your location

@erikios7292

2 жыл бұрын

@@adnanshaikh7692 not mentioned enough to know about. We barely even see Chica.

@AntellPryyde

2 жыл бұрын

No, no, he *is* telling us.

@gingadreamurr6238

2 жыл бұрын

He’s got a thing for monster girls

Markiplier: “like ripping off a bandaid!” -proceeds to make hand bleed”

Every time I’m feeling down I have to rewatch the sucker for love series it brings me so much joy and never gets old

Y'all just ever wonder how hard Lovecraft would throw himself through a glass window after seeing his Eldritch horrors turn into anime girls? edit: HOLY SHIT, thank you guys for 3.2 LIKES, this is my first time exceeding 1000, 2000, LET ALONE 3000 LIKES!

@moon_wizard1250

2 жыл бұрын

Who cares? He wrote some neat stuff but he was a crazy raging racist. Dude named his cat the N word. He should feel grateful that society has a whole has decided to look past who he was and appreciate the works he created, in whatever capacity we so choose.

@StarSCTEBunToaster

2 жыл бұрын

it’s hilarious to think abt too lmao, not to mention he deserves it for being such a POS

@frog1405

2 жыл бұрын

@@moon_wizard1250 dude was a massive POS, but let's be fair, the cat had that name when he received it (he also got it when he was a child, or relatively young at least) unless I'm remembering wrong. Dude was still a dick though.

@darrianweathington1923

2 жыл бұрын

as long as their not from wales... or jewish... or black. He would be fine with it.

@ped3752

2 жыл бұрын

I do, and i love every part of that idea.

Mark: I will not be tempted Also Mark: Goes to check on Ln’eta

@Dr.C.Shadow

2 жыл бұрын

And the music from 2:26 starts playing.

really sucks that this hasnt really been coming up in searches tbh

@vivlodia

Жыл бұрын

do you know why? I literally had to google the title its not showing up on youtube

@blackoutamvs6550

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I think youtube shadow banned the video

@TheWalp

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I had to google it too

@mossfeathers

Жыл бұрын

I got worried when I searched it up and it didn’t come up, I thought it got taken down

@disturbeddemons1

Жыл бұрын

Welcome to the world of shadow banning. I figure this video probably got targeted by accident but hey, now more people will see that shadow banning is real.

why am i back here

@NopeNope-gnos

2 ай бұрын

We're all asking ourselves the same question, but we all know the answer.

@user-wd1qr1ow7t

Ай бұрын

Guess Mark found youre Necronomicon too.

@ShinySahil

Ай бұрын

@@user-wd1qr1ow7t it keeps, pulling me back

@thaddeusstedman7783

26 күн бұрын

Better question is why is this video so hard to find?

@thefriendlyknight

19 күн бұрын

L'neta has dragged you back

The voice actress fucking nailed this. She did such a great job

@ghostkeef2339

2 жыл бұрын

That’s Michaela Laws for you.

@andy56duky

2 жыл бұрын

@@ghostkeef2339 the same person that voice the "yandere simulator" girl

@_prim_2168

2 жыл бұрын

@@andy56duky yes she does a lot of voice acting

@strry.b0y

2 жыл бұрын

She actually commented on the video if you look

@AM-mp7ug

2 жыл бұрын

Cue random weeb popping in and saying "Ew! English dubs are trash, watch the Japanese with Subs unless you're illiterate." 😂

"They may mistake me for some kind of masochist" -Mark, some months before this.

@wk8637

2 жыл бұрын

I had to read that,3 times before I read it correctly

At 12:35 I completely forgot Mark wasn't reading Ln'eta's part and was shocked at the voice I thought he was doing

First page strange text is : " i really hope you aren't trying to decipher these stuff because it really is juste here to fill pages there isn't anything to see "

Ln'eta: "not even escaping reality can protect you~" me: *proceeds to noclip into the backrooms*

@boipussy444

2 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOO

@kaze0fox

2 жыл бұрын

You underestimate my sage levels of no clipping in Bethesda games woman!

@xxxcheshirewolf142xxx6

2 жыл бұрын

XD

@obsidian9998

2 жыл бұрын

Our world is there Backrooms. Watch with the third Boss episode how much power Darling realizes he has.

@Greenhill_VHS_enterainment

2 жыл бұрын

😂

Game: *tells Mark not to do something* Mark: “I would never do that!” Also Mark: *immediately does what the game tells him not to do* Never change Mark. 🤣👌

@theonewhoasked9046

2 жыл бұрын

**The joy of creation flashbacks**

@bobandmrmecaleb5873

2 жыл бұрын

Don't look back. Ok, I won't look back. I will never look back. Why would I think to look back? *Looks back* Ok I looked back, I don't know what that did, but I did it! AAAAAAAAAA! EEHHHHHHHHH!

@tekuwork5533

2 жыл бұрын

Lol such a nice memory even I don't see it in that time 😂

@Moonlightdoesgacha

2 жыл бұрын

Fr😭

@mr.n5709

2 жыл бұрын

GMM NM

27:58 "thats just the mailman" why the hell is the mailman in ur house?!?!!?

39:02 the rizzler strikes again

He's not even trying to pretend the fact that he's a masochist anymore; He just embraced it

@silverflight01

2 жыл бұрын

Mark Edward Masochist Fischbach

@Foxboi681

2 жыл бұрын

oh my god this entire section is just bots

Mark’s mispronunciation of the word “Malibu” was the funniest part of the video to me

@ntoxofficial

2 жыл бұрын

@Savetion 100k KZread GOD probably the most awful thing ive read in a while but to your credit i laughed

@willoween-witch

2 жыл бұрын

he sounded like a sim lol

@ntoxofficial

2 жыл бұрын

@Jhulir ?

@ntoxofficial

2 жыл бұрын

@Jhulir its horrific and its funny to think that someone would even say something like that, let alone make a bot that says that

@ntoxofficial

2 жыл бұрын

@Jhulir in the least edgy way possible, i have a very non standard sense of humor and am aware of the context. honestly the actual thing in his comment isnt funny, its more so funny to me that i found such an awful insanely awful comment under a markiplier video given that its the only comment section ive glanced through in years. so really, its more so the context that i found the comment in thats funny to me and not the actual comment, given that i dont agree with its message at all

the fact that this was made by the same person as iron lung... I can't wait for mark's sucker for love movie adaptation

The amount of 'OH..'s and stammering was absolutely hillarious, and probably showing how absolutely traumatized Darling would be in those situations.

mark: *summons a otherworldly demon* also mark: "WANNA SMOOCH?"

@adrianahanif5027

2 жыл бұрын

@Savetion 100k KZread GOD Go away

@Meajy

2 жыл бұрын

@@adrianahanif5027 it’s about nothing u can do

Mark: "What am l Equipting Here?" Me: " Have you ever heard of pants?"

@anchovybushwack472

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@miorazim7110

2 жыл бұрын

that would imply that you need to wear pants in the game

@badbreakingbadvideos

2 жыл бұрын

So the main character is without pants? weird

@miorazim7110

2 жыл бұрын

@@badbreakingbadvideos that or he wear's multiper layers of pants, it would also imply that they are unequippable, so yeah

@PancakemonsterFO4

2 жыл бұрын

The underpants of INFINITE POWER!!

"Can I smooch you?" -markiplier A couple seconds later "I wanna smooch you"

10:40 I love how a eldritch horror god is scared of horny 😂

"Put a pink mustache there". Now that I think about it, dating eldrich horror is something Warfstache would do.

@MegDoesStuff0

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly they’d probably be scared of him 🤣

@whyhellotherexxx8659

2 жыл бұрын

@Savetion 100k KZread GOD how does this have any relation to the original comment 🤨

@akumuryuu

2 жыл бұрын

@@whyhellotherexxx8659 Just bots, report and ignore.

@EtamirTheDemiDeer

2 жыл бұрын

Ln’eta x warfstache is my new otp

@maddieullrick4939

2 жыл бұрын

Bold of you to assume Warfstache isn’t an eldritch horror

"Why would something so cute have such an insidious aura around it?" Well they've obviously never had a child wake you up from a nightmare at 3am.

@callmesnowboo

2 жыл бұрын

Love this xD

@floricel_112

2 жыл бұрын

I've had kittens to take care of at timds and I always cursed their existence whenever they kept me awake at like 3 in the morning

I made a clip of this over a year ago and completely forgot about the clip until I accidentally clicked on the your clips button

34:08 mark sure does do a convincing jet ski impression

Cosmic entity: *planing on killing him* Mark: "hey you changed my poster!"

Dating Sim: has tentacles Everybody: I think we all know where this is going

@jakesmith1802

2 жыл бұрын

splatoon

@ran631

2 жыл бұрын

@@jakesmith1802 totally splatoon

@ran631

2 жыл бұрын

@@jakesmith1802 splatoon r34

@artonomousr6623

2 жыл бұрын

Yes... the ultimate rimjob.

@captaincaption

2 жыл бұрын

tentacle kink

Imagine Amy just listening Mark simping to a tentacle monster

9:33 IT'S MICHAELA LAWS ^^ I recognised her voice right away, she also did Yandere Chan voice in Yandere Sim ^^