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  • @MrCatstache151
    @MrCatstache151 Жыл бұрын

    I really want them to play this again because there has been over a dozen major updates since this video came out

  • @literalburrito4144

    @literalburrito4144

    Жыл бұрын

    mark reacting to the skellie curse would be hilarious

  • @willcanbe4947

    @willcanbe4947

    Жыл бұрын

    I really hope one day they do

  • @orosvildheim

    @orosvildheim

    Жыл бұрын

    Agreed. A current-version play-through would be welcome!

  • @brianjama9396

    @brianjama9396

    Жыл бұрын

    I hope so🤔

  • @mistertorguehighfiveflexin5477

    @mistertorguehighfiveflexin5477

    Жыл бұрын

    I badly want to see them react to the kraken and also have Mark go into one of the sunken shrines.

  • @asdfjkldn
    @asdfjkldn5 жыл бұрын

    Mark: "I'm an engineer! I'm smart!" Also Mark: *"I'M EMPTYING THE OCEAN ONTO THE ISLAND"*

  • @fukkthisnewupdate8882

    @fukkthisnewupdate8882

    4 жыл бұрын

    edgelord 5000 he also forgot whether nine was odd or even

  • @_saandd_

    @_saandd_

    4 жыл бұрын

    Durning keep talking and nobody explodes

  • @connorhammond4193

    @connorhammond4193

    4 жыл бұрын

    edgelord 5000 yep that’s mark logic 😂

  • @johnwaynechapman7611

    @johnwaynechapman7611

    4 жыл бұрын

    I am the 601 person who liked this

  • @mellysomething6296

    @mellysomething6296

    3 жыл бұрын

    V thuggish tv by b

  • @kashmello
    @kashmello4 жыл бұрын

    Bob: "Hold E to go to your quest menu." Mark: "Ah, okay." Mark: *_SHOOTS BOB_*

  • @dyingblade3281

    @dyingblade3281

    4 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sturtime

    @Sturtime

    4 жыл бұрын

    E

  • @KanuckStreams

    @KanuckStreams

    3 жыл бұрын

    Seems reasonable.

  • @angel-nv7jk

    @angel-nv7jk

    2 жыл бұрын

    The beauty of Markiplier's videos

  • @Tftmt

    @Tftmt

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well, he did call him a dumb-dumb.

  • @spoonkus5893
    @spoonkus58933 жыл бұрын

    1:58 “Sharon is my kinda woman” Flash forward a few years...... Mark: “I like a woman who can crush my skull between her thighs”

  • @spoonkus5893

    @spoonkus5893

    3 жыл бұрын

    Definitely not a masochist

  • @iken1308

    @iken1308

    3 жыл бұрын

    iS thAt a rEferEnce to maRk's vIdEo aBout tHe vAmPirE laDy?

  • @NaturalSelection_

    @NaturalSelection_

    3 жыл бұрын

    I mean same tho-

  • @biccnesse

    @biccnesse

    3 жыл бұрын

    LMAO

  • @ren6466

    @ren6466

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lady Dimitrescu: *hold my sanguinis viriginis*

  • @Archon762
    @Archon7626 жыл бұрын

    *Finds chest of Sorrows* "I'll make it my responsibility." *leaves the boat to sink*

  • @soralight541

    @soralight541

    6 жыл бұрын

    That's funny

  • @leonardobertoni8594

    @leonardobertoni8594

    5 жыл бұрын

    Then he tries to empty the ocean!

  • @RandomPerson-wk5dc

    @RandomPerson-wk5dc

    5 жыл бұрын

    Leonardo Bertoni it was working

  • @That-Moto-Guy

    @That-Moto-Guy

    4 жыл бұрын

    hey well he only said the chest was his responsibility not the boat

  • @Vixey_Bean

    @Vixey_Bean

    3 жыл бұрын

    boat: completely submerged under the water Mark: grabs bucket

  • @markiplier
    @markiplier6 жыл бұрын

    LET'S SET SAIL LADS!!

  • @annyshkilionok2680

    @annyshkilionok2680

    6 жыл бұрын

    Markiplier YO! FIRST!

  • @_soggee

    @_soggee

    6 жыл бұрын

    ARRG!!

  • @sloin3913

    @sloin3913

    6 жыл бұрын

    Second

  • @braedenw.4156

    @braedenw.4156

    6 жыл бұрын

    AY FOURTH

  • @aleo2022

    @aleo2022

    6 жыл бұрын

    The best part of your video was when the boat sank and you tried to empty the ocean

  • @itwasfunnyatthetime
    @itwasfunnyatthetime3 жыл бұрын

    17:25 the way he just awkwardly said "i got an eyepaaaatch" and then just a few seconds of pure silence with his little jig. And then Bob's "DID YOU FUCKiNG SPEND ALL OUR MONEY-"

  • @sir_fantasies3099
    @sir_fantasies30994 жыл бұрын

    My favorite part is just this: 16:19 Mark: "Ya happy?" Wade: "I dunno. All I see is wha- I- God??"

  • @toegiewogie214

    @toegiewogie214

    4 жыл бұрын

    THIS WAS MY FAVORITE PART

  • @justaninsidejoke3582

    @justaninsidejoke3582

    3 жыл бұрын

    Its 16:21 BUT YES ITS FOONY

  • @rockycuro7737

    @rockycuro7737

    3 жыл бұрын

    That part has lived in my brain rent free for years.

  • @iambornstellar117

    @iambornstellar117

    3 жыл бұрын

    He says it so innocently. God? 🥺

  • @Moss_Dude

    @Moss_Dude

    2 жыл бұрын

    21:47

  • @hey6256
    @hey62565 жыл бұрын

    The hardest question to solve in history. Bob: HoW dO yOu PuT a CaNnOn InTo A cAnNoN bAlL??

  • @abnormallylargerat3819

    @abnormallylargerat3819

    4 жыл бұрын

    Top ten questions science still can’t answer

  • @jakeroseberger4946

    @jakeroseberger4946

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😍😆😐😆😐I'm Dunn now 😀😁😂🤣

  • @frozenfiredarknight3764

    @frozenfiredarknight3764

    4 жыл бұрын

    Gud Question

  • @dawooziest8765

    @dawooziest8765

    4 жыл бұрын

    The best part about this is I didn’t notice anything was wrong with what he said until it was pointed out

  • @lordofkebs5463

    @lordofkebs5463

    4 жыл бұрын

    Easy. Big cannonball, little cannon

  • @woresor5585
    @woresor55856 жыл бұрын

    Pirates of the Caribbean on cocaine.

  • @therealpigeon417

    @therealpigeon417

    4 жыл бұрын

    pirates of the cocaine

  • @horizonbumpy2828

    @horizonbumpy2828

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@therealpigeon417 pirates of the cocainean

  • @kllrking8970

    @kllrking8970

    4 жыл бұрын

    So... just normal jack sparrow

  • @ClownHoundII

    @ClownHoundII

    4 жыл бұрын

    What's funny is that Johnny Depp used to do cocaine.

  • @rolf6266

    @rolf6266

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ClownHoundII used to... he has the money he probably still does whether or not the public knows

  • @yoinkysploinky5102
    @yoinkysploinky51024 жыл бұрын

    Mark: "This chest will be my responsibility" *5 minutes later* Jack: "The whole bottom is full, the chest is crying" Mark: "How did that happen???"

  • @erikford7959

    @erikford7959

    2 жыл бұрын

    420 likes

  • @datumaticalgames2670

    @datumaticalgames2670

    Жыл бұрын

    666 likes

  • @TerrefNiffum21
    @TerrefNiffum213 жыл бұрын

    *Everyone else’s perspective* Mark: is that a mermaid *gunshots*

  • @alchemist3661

    @alchemist3661

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ur profile pic omg

  • @symonlyons854

    @symonlyons854

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes I love your pfp

  • @Reaperlevii

    @Reaperlevii

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nice pfp, I’m sure most of us know who that is.

  • @YellowStarLine

    @YellowStarLine

    2 жыл бұрын

    I have to say your pfp is beautiful

  • @YellowStarLine

    @YellowStarLine

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Reaperlevii I know who it is but idk about people who haven't seen the movie

  • @flowergiorno
    @flowergiorno5 жыл бұрын

    “YOU WENT TO MUSIC SCHOOL AND YOU CALL THAT A SQUEEZE BOX?!?!” I laughed so hard 😂

  • @Pnod666

    @Pnod666

    4 жыл бұрын

    Did you _squeeze_ out a tear?

  • @jacobmeyer7254

    @jacobmeyer7254

    4 жыл бұрын

    It is called a squeeze box tho look it up

  • @Pnod666

    @Pnod666

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jacobmeyer7254 Holy shit, it is!

  • @pillagerkiller8277

    @pillagerkiller8277

    4 жыл бұрын

    I died laughing through the entire thing

  • @strawberryduchess656

    @strawberryduchess656

    4 жыл бұрын

    Meanwhile Bob: *is triggered*

  • @mzg1237
    @mzg12376 жыл бұрын

    "I'm gonna go check to see if the boat is sinking" "iiiiit's fiiiiiiiine" "OH MY GOD THE BOAT IS SINKING" *all yell and scream*

  • @lordofdarkness4204

    @lordofdarkness4204

    6 жыл бұрын

    LOL

  • @donnovandalusong266

    @donnovandalusong266

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hahahahhah

  • @lorelei1631

    @lorelei1631

    6 жыл бұрын

    LMAOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂

  • @OrangeAceGaming
    @OrangeAceGaming3 жыл бұрын

    Mark: “Sharon is my kind of woman” _Lady Dimitrescu will remember that_

  • @danglam23

    @danglam23

    2 жыл бұрын

    *proceeds to crush Mark with her thighs*

  • @fukkthisnewupdate8882

    @fukkthisnewupdate8882

    Жыл бұрын

    @@danglam23 lucky

  • @peterseaboldt1250

    @peterseaboldt1250

    Жыл бұрын

    I'd be more concerned about Amy.

  • @mememachine9512
    @mememachine95124 жыл бұрын

    Mark: "That one's a skeleton head" Wade: "I kInDa JuSt SeE gRaNdMaS hEaD"

  • @Mudkippropagandamelody

    @Mudkippropagandamelody

    3 жыл бұрын

    The "what the fuck is wrong with you" was so genuine

  • @cheetoes9278
    @cheetoes92784 жыл бұрын

    Jack: it's *fine* the water will *never* get to an unmanageable level. *T H E B O A T S I N K S*

  • @ryleemacdonald863

    @ryleemacdonald863

    3 жыл бұрын

    funniest part is, it wasn't even 2 min. later

  • @azryxthefolf6331

    @azryxthefolf6331

    3 жыл бұрын

    *OH FUCK ITS SINKING, OUR BOAT SANK!*

  • @minatoson5788

    @minatoson5788

    9 ай бұрын

    9:20

  • @thegamergabe150

    @thegamergabe150

    6 ай бұрын

    9:53

  • @pancake248
    @pancake2486 жыл бұрын

    Jack is the captain, Wade loads the cannons and guards the treasure, Bob swabs the deck, and Mark is supposed to be the lookout, but instead he stands by the bell going *DING DING DING DING.* He also tells storys about how he emptyed the ocean.

  • @phoenixflambe3319

    @phoenixflambe3319

    6 жыл бұрын

    Can you really empty the ocean in this game?

  • @pancake248

    @pancake248

    6 жыл бұрын

    PhoenixLord66 I have no idea.

  • @Casedilla73

    @Casedilla73

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mark’s the weird old guy who always tells crazy stories.

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx24012 жыл бұрын

    Somehow the whole thing of Sean taking all the money and everyone turning their guns on him was the most in character thing real pirates would have done

  • @Grahaminations
    @Grahaminations4 жыл бұрын

    6:36 That's a ssssubnautica referem...

  • @angrydoge1466

    @angrydoge1466

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah!

  • @Grahaminations

    @Grahaminations

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@angrydoge1466 bruh this was a year ago

  • @angrydoge1466

    @angrydoge1466

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Grahaminations i know

  • @Grahaminations

    @Grahaminations

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@angrydoge1466 i know as well, just why are u commenting on a 1 year old comment

  • @angrydoge1466

    @angrydoge1466

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Grahaminations because i can

  • @lilyg3762
    @lilyg37626 жыл бұрын

    Mark- emptying the ocean onto the island Wade- needs his chicken coop/is drunk the whole time Jack- is actually trying to do things Bob- .....

  • @ianbrennan9635

    @ianbrennan9635

    6 жыл бұрын

    Bob - just there.

  • @gbxproducoes857

    @gbxproducoes857

    6 жыл бұрын

    Bob - Bob

  • @adamuntius9646

    @adamuntius9646

    6 жыл бұрын

    Bob: is plotting against them

  • @Hael_the_Okay

    @Hael_the_Okay

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jack- spending money on eyepatches

  • @lorelei1631

    @lorelei1631

    6 жыл бұрын

    Bob - *is just THERE.* uwu

  • @doodlenoodle8670
    @doodlenoodle86705 жыл бұрын

    The “ squeeze box “ is called a concertina . It’s an Irish thing 😀

  • @chaoticentityq9974

    @chaoticentityq9974

    4 жыл бұрын

    If it’s Irish, of course jack knew what it was

  • @MysticSkyes

    @MysticSkyes

    4 жыл бұрын

    BigQTheGameGod He called it a melodeon, which is a "dynamic button accordion" according to the interwebs

  • @avalerionbass

    @avalerionbass

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thought I was the only one who knew. Also the other instrument is known as a Hurdi Gurdi.

  • @skapie6895

    @skapie6895

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for that, I'm always interested to learn about other cultures 😊😄♥️

  • @BlipBlopWoW

    @BlipBlopWoW

    3 жыл бұрын

    Also South African. Used for Boere musiek, farmer music. You should listen, farmers here aren't the same as in America, they have certain types of names, like Jaco, Johan, Kosie, and they dress, talk, ride, marry, they do everything the same, more or less. But Boere music is nice. Go take a listen to boerepompie

  • @thebluedragon07
    @thebluedragon074 жыл бұрын

    you guys should revisit this game, they've added a lot of content since its release.

  • @Frontier327

    @Frontier327

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ProgNoizesB That literally means nothing. SOT has its own servers

  • @finwick3253

    @finwick3253

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ProgNoizesB yes but also games like this is a lot of traveling and stuff

  • @TheAdministrator-
    @TheAdministrator-4 жыл бұрын

    0:06 I almost thought that Mark and Wade switched souls xD

  • @mehmetakharman2253
    @mehmetakharman22536 жыл бұрын

    So Mark trying get rid of the water in the ocean made me think, how much time would it take for us to get rid of all water on Earth(Let’s not talk about where we would throw the water) if every person on Earth took a bucket of it every 5 seconds? The average bucket holds ten liters and there are about 7 billion people on Earth. So that’s 70,000,000,000 liters of water gone every 5 seconds. There is about 1,260,000,000,000,000,000,000 liters of water on Earth. So if we divide the water amount by the amount we take out every 5 seconds we get 18,000,000,000. Multiply that by five (Because we do it every five seconds) and you get 90,000,000,000 seconds to get rid of all water on Earth. Which is 2853.88127854 years. So now you know that if everyone on Earth were to get rid of a bucket of water every 5 seconds it would take us about 2854 years. Fun fact: It would take about 105,000,000,000 USD to get that many buckets.

  • @mehmetakharman2253

    @mehmetakharman2253

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ren 1 8 3 I would also like to know

  • @helainewright6115

    @helainewright6115

    5 жыл бұрын

    I applaud you sir 👏👏

  • @O-01-04

    @O-01-04

    5 жыл бұрын

    It's clear the draining point was an island :)

  • @partypoppers4126

    @partypoppers4126

    5 жыл бұрын

    Wow. Good job.

  • @bacaslayer9922

    @bacaslayer9922

    5 жыл бұрын

    Thx game theory reject (that's a joke btw

  • @minicolic4927
    @minicolic49276 жыл бұрын

    Wade and his chicken coop are a better love story than Twilight.

  • @adyinggoose5336

    @adyinggoose5336

    6 жыл бұрын

    lps twinzies every thing is a better love story then twilight..

  • @livvycoleman7824

    @livvycoleman7824

    6 жыл бұрын

    lps twinzies 9

  • @Ace-tl9di

    @Ace-tl9di

    5 жыл бұрын

    Don't fuck with twilight s love story

  • @duckwithlegs6953

    @duckwithlegs6953

    5 жыл бұрын

    I’m pretty sure any love story is better than twilight

  • @transnewt

    @transnewt

    5 жыл бұрын

    ME AND BLACK LICORICE IS A BETTER STORY THAN F*CKING TWILIGHT.

  • @LucidDreamer15
    @LucidDreamer154 жыл бұрын

    6:27 Back when this vid was published, Jack: *laughing* I miss home! What Jack would’ve said now: DING DING DIIIIIIIINNNNGGGG TOP OF MORNING!!!!!!!!

  • @JarRedGaming
    @JarRedGaming3 жыл бұрын

    1:58 Markiplier: "Sharon, is my kind of woman." Fast forward to 2021 and enter Lady Dimitrescu.

  • @user-nb4wm3zb9p

    @user-nb4wm3zb9p

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was looking for that comment lol

  • @HexIsme
    @HexIsme6 жыл бұрын

    "Let me out!" *Laughter* "LET ME OUT!!!" *LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES*

  • @victoriasmith8488

    @victoriasmith8488

    4 жыл бұрын

    15:43

  • @danw2727
    @danw27276 жыл бұрын

    Mark: I am just gonna check our boat hasn’t sunk. Bob: It’ll be fine. 20 seconds later... Jack: OH SHIT OUR BOAT’S SINKING! 😂😂😂😂😂👌🏼

  • @amandarichardson8793

    @amandarichardson8793

    6 жыл бұрын

    I Am Batman YES AHAHAHAA

  • @tanmoybhattacharjee2439

    @tanmoybhattacharjee2439

    6 жыл бұрын

    lol even in Jack's video I was like "hmmm that thing looks a little too low in the water doesnt it?" when he was walking towards it on the island

  • @Killer_Kris7

    @Killer_Kris7

    6 жыл бұрын

    I Am Batman what part is that?

  • @lexkorkai1572
    @lexkorkai15724 жыл бұрын

    2:32 (Mark getting launched from a cannon.) *Mark: AaAAgh!* 2:56 (Jack getting launched from a cannon.) *Jack: **_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-_*

  • @sun_daes
    @sun_daes4 жыл бұрын

    "will the boat sink?" "nah it's fine" famous last words

  • @lezley8465

    @lezley8465

    3 жыл бұрын

    *the reminder of mcr*

  • @aclifford_
    @aclifford_4 жыл бұрын

    The ships sinks under water Mark: *GETS OUT BUCKET*

  • @philipslone3059

    @philipslone3059

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was the 70th like ..... I ruined the 69

  • @auroraofdeath7324

    @auroraofdeath7324

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@philipslone3059 OmG 69 LiKeS LOL sO fUnNY

  • @philipslone3059

    @philipslone3059

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@auroraofdeath7324 OmG iMaGiNe RePlYiNg To An InNoCeNt CoMmEnT aNd DoInG tHiS

  • @anyone5385

    @anyone5385

    3 жыл бұрын

    Doc Saturn YeS IKr So FuNnY HaHaHaaHa

  • @ninoarganda3719

    @ninoarganda3719

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wet aserty

  • @zoruaism
    @zoruaism6 жыл бұрын

    “I’m gonna go make sure our ship isn’t gonna sink” “ItS fInE” *literally seconds later*

  • @GamerGeekCentral

    @GamerGeekCentral

    6 жыл бұрын

    Story of my life

  • @MysticSkyes

    @MysticSkyes

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ship founders and Bob is proven wrong in his assumption

  • @bigchez2342
    @bigchez23424 жыл бұрын

    "I'M GOING TO END UP IN ANOTHER GAME!" *five minutes later* "Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture science enrichment centre"

  • @fukkthisnewupdate8882

    @fukkthisnewupdate8882

    Жыл бұрын

    this comment made me unreasonably happy. I fuckin love Portal

  • @DefiantPunk0810
    @DefiantPunk08103 жыл бұрын

    "Mark and Bob playing a song together" Jack: I'm about to add another layer. "Jack starts shooting a pistol" "Wade runs around in the background projectile vomiting"

  • @SasukeUchiha723
    @SasukeUchiha7236 жыл бұрын

    Everyone pointed at Jack for money was hillarious

  • @takeshikujo2909

    @takeshikujo2909

    5 жыл бұрын

    Best part of the video. Especially when Wade is so vindictive to Jack for locking him up earlier.

  • @confusingdirt

    @confusingdirt

    4 жыл бұрын

    He is a leprechaun and he wants the gold. The good part is that he got an eye patch!

  • @kashmello

    @kashmello

    4 жыл бұрын

    "We need money." *two seconds later, staring at jack* *collectively* _"h e y"_

  • @josukehigashikatap125

    @josukehigashikatap125

    4 жыл бұрын

    *pointing

  • @zachatonumusrex
    @zachatonumusrex5 жыл бұрын

    Wade:I kinda just see Grandmas head Mark: WTF is wrong with you

  • @transnewt

    @transnewt

    5 жыл бұрын

    Well obviously grandma is dead.

  • @MysticSkyes
    @MysticSkyes4 жыл бұрын

    Mark: I'm gonna.. make sure the ship won't sink... Bob: Naahhh, it's fiiineee *minutes later the ship founders*

  • @liamseabolt3597
    @liamseabolt35973 жыл бұрын

    11:43 Wade - Do you sense a dickishness in the force, Mark? I do. Mark - There’s a great dickturbance in the force. As if a million ducks cried out and were suddenly silenced.

  • @yuri_kun9999
    @yuri_kun99995 жыл бұрын

    Mark: "You're HIDEOUS. oh my god..." Wade: "But I look good!" *Horror music and demonic noises with flames setting in*

  • @guy_onfire

    @guy_onfire

    3 жыл бұрын

    thelazyskeleton j h o n n y j o ue ster

  • @yuri_kun9999

    @yuri_kun9999

    3 жыл бұрын

    Taz i don’t remember putting this comment-

  • @Jeffbonfro

    @Jeffbonfro

    3 жыл бұрын

    The noise was wades voice slowed down

  • @cogcog5264

    @cogcog5264

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@yuri_kun9999 yea it was real shitty as it just transcribed exactly what happened with no attempt to make it original or to add anything on to it

  • @mollsgreys5827
    @mollsgreys58276 жыл бұрын

    Wade: Mark and I will take the island. Mark: Right, wade and I-- *SHARK!!!!!*

  • @notesuuu2964

    @notesuuu2964

    6 жыл бұрын

    MollyJ Martin you should watch that part in .5X

  • @iaskedforpizza1033

    @iaskedforpizza1033

    5 жыл бұрын

    MollyJ Martin lol

  • @pyroasura3266

    @pyroasura3266

    5 жыл бұрын

    That scared the crap out of me! 😂

  • @dinodoyle8340
    @dinodoyle83404 жыл бұрын

    How pirates of the Caribbean should have ended

  • @miaostrander680
    @miaostrander6804 жыл бұрын

    Mark- Emptying The Ocean. Wade- Having Stroke’s. Jack- Actually Doing Things... Bob- S Q U E E Z E B O X

  • @antisocialbear-wolf
    @antisocialbear-wolf5 жыл бұрын

    Cam anyone else just imagine a story in which the 4 of them are real pirates who just dont care about sinking their ships and keep locking each other in the brige? Does anyone else want to see that as a movie?

  • @ireneluvs3015
    @ireneluvs30155 жыл бұрын

    "I dont have to out swim the shark, I just have to out swim Wade" ~Marks motto for this gameplay

  • @Lauren-hs5ht
    @Lauren-hs5ht4 жыл бұрын

    “The chest of sorrow will be my responsibility” - Mark *boat sinks*

  • @gabrielgaytan575
    @gabrielgaytan5754 жыл бұрын

    “How do you load a CANON into a CANONBALL?” 🤔 7:19

  • @maliawolf2545
    @maliawolf25456 жыл бұрын

    Mark: Oh my bad i emptied the ocean too much Me: actully dying

  • @cca8255
    @cca82556 жыл бұрын

    I got an eyepatch * * * * Proceeds to dance

  • @mybutt268

    @mybutt268

    5 жыл бұрын

    The Boys i need one

  • @superheavyxd2684

    @superheavyxd2684

    5 жыл бұрын

    Did you just spent all of our money on a eye patch, you know what? Good for you 😂

  • @Blockhead832
    @Blockhead8323 жыл бұрын

    15:11 is the funniest part of the entire thing i can't stop laughing and it's in all perspectives I've looked

  • @phophoenix_
    @phophoenix_4 жыл бұрын

    Everyone else: **doing stuff related to the game** Mark: DiNg DiNg dInG dInG

  • @duchessdragon6874
    @duchessdragon68745 жыл бұрын

    Jack: "dont worry, it doesnt fill to an unmanageable level." 3 mins later- *boat sinks.

  • @wjzav1971
    @wjzav19716 жыл бұрын

    A pirate game, ey? In the course of one game, they sink their ship-twice, lock Wade into the brig, shoot Mark out of a cannon, lose against a bunch of skeletons, get attacked by a shark and Jack wastes all their hard-earned booty on an eye-patch. So, basically the usual hilariousity you would expect from those four.

  • @adamuntius9646

    @adamuntius9646

    6 жыл бұрын

    Nice recap!!

  • @mybutt268

    @mybutt268

    6 жыл бұрын

    you forgot argue about a chicken coop

  • @epicwatermelon363

    @epicwatermelon363

    6 жыл бұрын

    WJZAV Can’t forget Mark falling of the boat

  • @arizonapeacesign5499

    @arizonapeacesign5499

    5 жыл бұрын

    The wade part was not a mistake, so was mark getting shot out of a cannon

  • @arizonapeacesign5499

    @arizonapeacesign5499

    5 жыл бұрын

    And leaving wade behind on the island

  • @SenterSen
    @SenterSen3 жыл бұрын

    13:06 the way Wade ran and ignored them completely about the chicken coop was priceless

  • @sans-ationalgirl5077
    @sans-ationalgirl50774 жыл бұрын

    6:15 DING DING DING! TOP OF MORNING!

  • @actionjackson2161
    @actionjackson21616 жыл бұрын

    MARK WE NEED MORE OF THIS GAME, WHEN THE BOAT SANK I CRIED LAUGHING 😂

  • @meganstefanick1507

    @meganstefanick1507

    6 жыл бұрын

    ActionJackson 798 relatable

  • @superheavyxd2684
    @superheavyxd26845 жыл бұрын

    9:57 got to love how everyone is like "OH NO!" at the same time! God damn that chest of sorrow 😂

  • @badinternet4869

    @badinternet4869

    4 жыл бұрын

    The name is true

  • @badinternet4869

    @badinternet4869

    4 жыл бұрын

    The name is so true

  • @aki_o_t_o
    @aki_o_t_o3 жыл бұрын

    6:03 BEST GOSH DARN WORDS I WILL EVER HEAR IN MY LIFE TIME!

  • @kinseystill5056
    @kinseystill50564 жыл бұрын

    mark ringing the bell like "DING DING DING --top of morning-- --irish noises--"

  • @jeremywood0828
    @jeremywood08286 жыл бұрын

    CAPTAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIN, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

  • @jackaboy9398

    @jackaboy9398

    5 жыл бұрын

    100th like

  • @beef-rj2yd

    @beef-rj2yd

    5 жыл бұрын

    **Caribbean music**

  • @emihahn

    @emihahn

    5 жыл бұрын

    That’s got to be the greatest pirate I’ve ever seen! So it would seem...

  • @superheavyxd2684

    @superheavyxd2684

    5 жыл бұрын

    I don't know why they freaked out. The game doesn't exactly punish you for dying.............fuck this game! If you are wondering, I'm only here because of duh my favourite KZreadrs! They make this game better with their comedy.

  • @fukkthisnewupdate8882

    @fukkthisnewupdate8882

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jack-Senpai! Please notice me!

  • @chubmouse
    @chubmouse6 жыл бұрын

    Holy crap, this looks legitimately amazing. The water simulation for the ocean, especially the storm is fucking GORGEOUS. Hoping the eventual 1.0 launch goes swimmingly, wouldn't want all that work to go down with the ship.

  • @SuperSeizer

    @SuperSeizer

    6 жыл бұрын

    It's like a more clear cartoony version of Assassin's Creed Black Flag but with friends!

  • @trainman164

    @trainman164

    6 жыл бұрын

    The game is really well done, the developers are active and replying to the communities suggestions, also its cross play between Xbox and windows 10 PCs. Its worth it if you can pick it up.

  • @bess5673

    @bess5673

    6 жыл бұрын

    Swimmingly?... Pun intended? :)

  • @abovenbeyond2826

    @abovenbeyond2826

    6 жыл бұрын

    I SEA what you did there

  • @bess5673

    @bess5673

    6 жыл бұрын

    channel name oh that's FINtastic

  • @W3lle
    @W3lle Жыл бұрын

    For all y’all non-music people, that instrument is legitimately called a Squeezebox, no matter how silly it sounds. More specifically though, that’s a concertina

  • @zanedotter9250
    @zanedotter92503 жыл бұрын

    Mark really should try Sea of Thieves again, with how much content has been added to the game since launch even though they will have to deal with sweatlords

  • @reex92
    @reex926 жыл бұрын

    MARK PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES!! I would love it so much if you continued to play this! This game is awesome, & I laughed so much!

  • @carrioncrow7687

    @carrioncrow7687

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ricky Rea I agree with everything you said

  • @Splatcake

    @Splatcake

    6 жыл бұрын

    But game not out till 20th

  • @Zyckro

    @Zyckro

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yeah when the game comes out in 5 days then I would SO be down for a series of this!

  • @co-opalypse7809

    @co-opalypse7809

    6 жыл бұрын

    Would so love a series of this.

  • @StarRider587
    @StarRider5876 жыл бұрын

    Hey Mark, the island wasn't empty. You're supposed to keep fighting the waves of skeletons until the boss appears. Then, you fight the boss and he drops a key. You take the key to a vault on the island and inside the vault is the treasure. The reason you didn't get to the boss is because there are a LOT of skeletons. The forts are designed for multiple crews being there at the same time, so there's going to be a LOOOOOOOT of skeletons for you to kill if there isn't anyone else there. It'll be better when the game comes out.

  • @ivangrozny766

    @ivangrozny766

    6 жыл бұрын

    a 4man crew cab do a fort alone, but be prepared to die. alot XD

  • @ivangrozny766

    @ivangrozny766

    6 жыл бұрын

    can*

  • @Luc1f3rMorningstar

    @Luc1f3rMorningstar

    6 жыл бұрын

    StarRider88 coming in with the pro tips

  • @StarRider587

    @StarRider587

    6 жыл бұрын

    He missed 4k+ gold

  • @RandomMarcus92
    @RandomMarcus923 жыл бұрын

    8:37 My favorite part! XD

  • @Super-Saiyan9665
    @Super-Saiyan9665 Жыл бұрын

    I have to say I think you guys would absolutely love this game now. It’s come so far with massive amounts of contents added for free. A series of this game would a blast, I can promise that much

  • @keisufederationmapping2748
    @keisufederationmapping27484 жыл бұрын

    Jack: Actually Playing Wade: Having A Stroke Bob: Squeeze Box Mark: Yes

  • @jaybred6752

    @jaybred6752

    4 жыл бұрын

    Copy and paste of another comment

  • @darkmoonthedirewolf9231

    @darkmoonthedirewolf9231

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jaybred6752 Wow! Such a creative reply! :D -_-

  • @noraroseth6629

    @noraroseth6629

    3 жыл бұрын

    The most chaotic group and yet work so well together 🤣

  • @fr0styspider173

    @fr0styspider173

    2 жыл бұрын

    No mark says: DING DING D-D-DING DING DING D-D-DINGGGGGGG

  • @keisufederationmapping2748

    @keisufederationmapping2748

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@fr0styspider173 no

  • @luisotero4875
    @luisotero48756 жыл бұрын

    Ol' pirate blackscrote fought against the fury of the sea for 3 nights with not but a bucket. Legends say he is what keeps the 7 seas from devouring us all to this day.

  • @Skooberflonk

    @Skooberflonk

    6 жыл бұрын

    Luis Otero this comment needs to be a children's storybook

  • @meganstefanick1507

    @meganstefanick1507

    6 жыл бұрын

    This comment was the highlight of my entire freaking year

  • @sebastiansstrangelife9704
    @sebastiansstrangelife97044 жыл бұрын

    20:16 Mark: Im just trying to do something. Jack: NoW ThIs Is PoDrAcInG.

  • @weslyyt5112
    @weslyyt5112 Жыл бұрын

    This video is almost 5 years old and I still wish Mark made more

  • @Hana1LuLu
    @Hana1LuLu4 жыл бұрын

    I just about screamed with laughter at 18:52 where Wade was the last to catch on and shrieked “WAIT WHY IS THE BOAT LEAVING!?!!???”

  • @wyattmpony

    @wyattmpony

    Жыл бұрын

    Keep digging that treasure wade

  • @WammyCast
    @WammyCast6 жыл бұрын

    *Jack:* We NEEDED to attack it to assert our dominance! *Mark:* Right, right, r-- I am stuck...

  • @discountdisco2273
    @discountdisco22733 жыл бұрын

    Chest of Sorrow: I will do what is called a pro gamer move!

  • @Bearded_gamer14-207
    @Bearded_gamer14-2074 жыл бұрын

    At 0:18 wade sounds like Thor when the guardians of the galaxy find Thor in avengers infinity war

  • @GarretOakamber
    @GarretOakamber6 жыл бұрын

    I knew when Mark got the Chest of Sorrows... I just knew he'd mess things up. :P

  • @CRUSH40RULES

    @CRUSH40RULES

    5 жыл бұрын

    Imagine if they'd gotten the Chest of A Thousand Grogs.

  • @huntercasey1995
    @huntercasey19955 жыл бұрын

    14:35 Jack: "yeah if you guys press escape and go to my crew, theres a vote to lock Wade in the brig" Wade: *pirate music stops*

  • @PoeticLizard
    @PoeticLizard2 жыл бұрын

    2:32 Team Mark’s blasting off agaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnn

  • @ztg1857
    @ztg18573 жыл бұрын

    8:25 Chest: "crying" Markiplier being the one to take care of it: oh GOD SHUT UP CHEST jesus christ

  • @doubleambition5211
    @doubleambition52116 жыл бұрын

    Jack: It doesn't fill up to the imaginable level (insinuates that the ship will survive with the Chest of Sorrows on it) A Few Moments Later... Bob: The Ship is sinking! Me: Applauds greatly for the miscalculated logic.

  • @wanashraf650

    @wanashraf650

    6 жыл бұрын

    Unmanageable*

  • @doubleambition5211

    @doubleambition5211

    6 жыл бұрын

    Wan Ashraf Thank you for the correction. 😀

  • @Ashfer2

    @Ashfer2

    6 жыл бұрын

    It's not unmanageable if someone is continually emptying it. Problem is they ALL left the ship. Therefore it wasn't being managed at all.

  • @smurlix5676
    @smurlix56766 жыл бұрын

    Thats a guitar, thats a kazoo, DAS UH SQUEEZE BOX

  • @fukkthisnewupdate8882

    @fukkthisnewupdate8882

    4 жыл бұрын

    Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West you can't deny it sounds ridiculous

  • @thomasr06
    @thomasr063 жыл бұрын

    Mark: can I play the bell Mark: “plays bell “ Sean will remember that

  • @fr0styspider173
    @fr0styspider1732 жыл бұрын

    Jack: actually playing Wade:having a stroke Bob: Squeeze box Mark: 6:16

  • @mdstarfaith706
    @mdstarfaith7066 жыл бұрын

    *my computer can't handle the rendering*

  • @Ace-tl9di

    @Ace-tl9di

    5 жыл бұрын

    OOOOOHHH THAT'S SO COOL SO COOOOOOOOOOL

  • @rayceanderson1686

    @rayceanderson1686

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oh its so pretty so pretty

  • @qwertyasdf3614

    @qwertyasdf3614

    5 жыл бұрын

    There are billions and billions of stars

  • @aerialhagen1262

    @aerialhagen1262

    5 жыл бұрын

    And billions and billions of galexys

  • @senbazuru3950

    @senbazuru3950

    5 жыл бұрын

    There's nothing I like more than space

  • @Coco-xq7zh
    @Coco-xq7zh5 жыл бұрын

    Mark: What’s gonna make me swim better? My squeeze-box?? *XD*

  • @jlim9411
    @jlim94113 жыл бұрын

    Mark: “Sharon is my kind of woman!” *Confused Amy noises*

  • @jessicaberchard2698
    @jessicaberchard26983 жыл бұрын

    I still love how wade got locked in the brig and they all just left him on the ship but jack gets locked in the brig and they all provide him with music and watch as he entertains them

  • @kamrynlowe8792
    @kamrynlowe87925 жыл бұрын

    Jack- I got an eyepatch Wade & Bob- *yelling at jack* Mark- *laughing his a** off*

  • @sparrowstudio4909
    @sparrowstudio49096 жыл бұрын

    Wade: All I see is ligh- God?! Mark: I see God. XD

  • @clearmelody6252
    @clearmelody62523 жыл бұрын

    Mark: "Sharon is my kidna woman!" Amy: *Literally the exact opposite of Sharon.*

  • @Wulfsguy7039
    @Wulfsguy70394 жыл бұрын

    3:31 He's A Pirate intensifies

  • @jasonophee6153
    @jasonophee61536 жыл бұрын

    all i can think about while watching this is "what shall we do with a drunken sailor"

  • @deathtouchedstudiosdoom6280

    @deathtouchedstudiosdoom6280

    6 жыл бұрын

    lol no one here knows that song. I do tho.

  • @jessicawhite2877

    @jessicawhite2877

    6 жыл бұрын

    Oh yeah I know that

  • @KimHoiii

    @KimHoiii

    6 жыл бұрын

    sea of thieves theme song is the same song but a cover of it

  • @mollsgreys5827

    @mollsgreys5827

    6 жыл бұрын

    WAY, HEY, AND UP SHE RISES!!

  • @Anonymous-bw9gy

    @Anonymous-bw9gy

    6 жыл бұрын

    I love that song mate

  • @bravioli6645
    @bravioli66456 жыл бұрын

    Mark playing SoT: 1) gets extremely drunk 2) shoots himself out of a cannon 3) actually gets a few chests 4) dies, repeatedly 5) locks Jack and Wade in the brig together in a sinking ship EDIT: Holy crap thanks for all the attention :D

  • @bravioli6645

    @bravioli6645

    6 жыл бұрын

    6) also tried to empty the ocean somewhere in there too

  • @darthnemo4241

    @darthnemo4241

    6 жыл бұрын

    Bravioli Mark's body can't process alcohol, thats why there's no more Drunk MC.

  • @RikuFan111

    @RikuFan111

    6 жыл бұрын

    Wolf Goddess they are talking about the game

  • @darthnemo4241

    @darthnemo4241

    6 жыл бұрын

    RikuFan111 oh okay. in that case, it's true af😂

  • @sorasong9708

    @sorasong9708

    6 жыл бұрын

    Maybe he ships them together, but what would we call that pairing?

  • @Burning_Cypher
    @Burning_Cypher4 жыл бұрын

    15:22 is just hilarious

  • @SenterSen
    @SenterSen3 жыл бұрын

    17:04 This part was amazing

  • @leonardchurch7505
    @leonardchurch75055 жыл бұрын

    Mark: Ocean Wade: Coop Bob: Squeeze Box Captain: Jack Hotel: Trivago

  • @YelanValleyOrchid

    @YelanValleyOrchid

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thats old nowadays...

  • @Tortle4444

    @Tortle4444

    4 жыл бұрын

    Captain: Jack (Sparrow)

  • @LemonElkk
    @LemonElkk5 жыл бұрын

    Mark: What do i do with all of these bananas? Jack: Shove them in your Face Mark: I'm trying! * * Mark: Can I shove them in other places?

  • @oceanman7176

    @oceanman7176

    4 жыл бұрын

    yes, we watched the video

  • @kellenfox1463

    @kellenfox1463

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@oceanman7176 Don't be rude

  • @southparkfunny536

    @southparkfunny536

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kellenfox1463 shut up

  • @Casedilla73

    @Casedilla73

    3 жыл бұрын

    Everyone’s just a beach today, aren’t they?

  • @Casedilla73

    @Casedilla73

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mark: 👀 👉👈

  • @RyuAuhuo
    @RyuAuhuo3 жыл бұрын

    I think it would be neat if they all would play Sea of Thieves once more, as the game changed so much.

  • @SenterSen
    @SenterSen2 жыл бұрын

    That bit at 7:24 made me laugh so hard. Bob and Jack: "THE MARAUDER'S CHEST" Mark *2 seconds later* "The mARauder's chest... guys I knew what it was too"

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