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Hand Simulator goes for broke with putting the power of the entire human body in our hands... Will we surive?
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"THE FROG TURNED INTO A TIGER" Cocaine is one hell of a drug
@HikingAdv3ntur3s
4 жыл бұрын
Rodrigo Vargas imma just pretend you didn’t say any bad words
@mrs.malfoy3137
4 жыл бұрын
Leah Stoy they didn't swear or say any bad words?
@tj5100
4 жыл бұрын
Loooool indeed it is
@tyy799
4 жыл бұрын
@@HikingAdv3ntur3s lmao
@jockey101
4 жыл бұрын
cocaine doesn't do that? idk
If wade worked at the zoo Little girl “look a tiger!” Wade “that used to be a frog”
@floraaizawa2264
4 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I belived him?
@randysparks1271
4 жыл бұрын
@@floraaizawa2264 yes. Very bad. Beach madness consumes u
@floraaizawa2264
4 жыл бұрын
@@randysparks1271 oh, I'm sorry /^\
@randysparks1271
4 жыл бұрын
@@floraaizawa2264 madness is where the fun begins! Viva la loco!
@floraaizawa2264
4 жыл бұрын
@@randysparks1271 I love that song!
Bob= the caveman that discovers fire Mark= the caveman that invents stop drop and roll Wade= the caveman that finds out you can trip out on frogs
@dasaniwater1618
2 жыл бұрын
In other words Bob=Giga genius Mark=Minor Genius Wade=Godly mega mind with an iq of 500
@hawaiianbeefisyum8174
2 жыл бұрын
@@dasaniwater1618 Yes. Waterman know what say.
@stalelemonproduction
Жыл бұрын
Bob: Discovered Fire Mark: Discovered Food Wade: Discovered Poison
@Doomster16
Жыл бұрын
XD
@trueblueflare
Жыл бұрын
@@stalelemonproduction Wade: discovered drugs.
Bob and wade trying to feed dead mark feels like a sleep paralysis dream.
@amazingjames1979
Жыл бұрын
How tf does this have no replies
@loki4807
Жыл бұрын
@@amazingjames1979 and now it has 2
@isaiahsafo4100
Жыл бұрын
3 now
@jmfindorff
Жыл бұрын
@@amazingjames1979 Look what at you did, now there's 4 replies
@jacobwoods497
Жыл бұрын
@@amazingjames1979 believe it or not, the amount of replies on this comment is now at the numerical digit of 5
Bob: How do I get back to body control? Me eating ice cream at 2 am every night: *I'd like to know as well*
@edwardnygma.
4 жыл бұрын
Different time zone? Rn for us its 11:15 am
@leosydlik2278
4 жыл бұрын
Pecan- I would like to know as well
@tylerhackner9731
4 жыл бұрын
Same this is very important
@edwardnygma.
4 жыл бұрын
@@justyourtypicalhamster5046 whatever lmao. I just realised I'm fucking STARVING
@yazzytoube
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao time zones are fukkin up the jokes
wade and bob: *freezing to death struggling to make a fire* mark: COFFEE DONUT
@ellascaife6198
4 жыл бұрын
lol
@gerthoobgetnoob6189
4 жыл бұрын
How
@emilymize
3 жыл бұрын
yup, pretty much
@alliot8955
3 жыл бұрын
How Tigers Are IN An Island
this is exactly how raft turned out, bob being the chef, mark being the resource person / crafter, and wade not doing anything
@CloudsGirl7
Жыл бұрын
Not true; he found a shape-shifting frog. And he saved Mark with a coconut and thus caused Mark to owe him a life debt. 😆
@angelwithashotofvodka3005
Жыл бұрын
@@CloudsGirl7 true! he is a life saver!
@memelover6917
Жыл бұрын
@@angelwithashotofvodka3005 He's a real hero honestly, can't believe Mark refuses to appreciate him
@towelclipz
Жыл бұрын
I'm the Wade of my friend group when it comes to survival games
@TheMoonlight1711
Жыл бұрын
no wade found drugs
POV when mark dies: you’re a phone surrounded by toddlers
@ApeEscapist
2 жыл бұрын
Very accurate, just touching it, and probably breaking it
@harleeluke1846
2 жыл бұрын
“You got any games on your phone?”
@Yimster06
Ай бұрын
I’m deeply concerned if that’s what you think toddlers look like
1. You don’t have to sharpen the bamboo to use it 2. Use the rock as a “hammer” no nails needed 3. Beat the corpses of dead animals before you put them on the fire to get extra materials 4. Try to get off the ground at night so the animals drawn to your fire can’t get you! 5. Don’t assume the physics makes any sense! 6. Try things that don’t seem like they would work! 7. HAVE LOTS MORE FUN!
@VenomQuill
4 жыл бұрын
"4. Try to get off the ground at night so the animals drawn to your fire can't get you!" WHAT IS THIS LOGIC??? I mean, you can't expect anything to make sense in this game, tbh
@mattsigl3211
4 жыл бұрын
Everyone like so they can see
@laurieriley6199
4 жыл бұрын
yeah but if you put your shelter in the trees how are you going to get fire you will die from your temperature going down
@komakozeee
4 жыл бұрын
i can guarantee they will not play this again
@gghoulish-fun
4 жыл бұрын
@@laurieriley6199 Heat rises, or it does normally, so if they create a fire close enough, then they should be able to survive!
15:53 *Mark* : yes? *Amy* : Coffee donut =) Wholesome af❤️
@NateSchulte
4 жыл бұрын
That made my whole night seeing that
@taylorbritt499
4 жыл бұрын
Thank u for the time stamp so I could go back and watch it again
@kdxd1019
4 жыл бұрын
Taylor Britt you're welcome😁
@creativedragon3928
4 жыл бұрын
Chica came in behind Amy with a toy in her mouth! I just noticed that. Chica is so cute!
@mrs.malfoy3137
4 жыл бұрын
KD XD 10 it's the most cutest thing ever
20:09 The sound that Bob made I'm pretty sure is the same startled screech ancient cavemen made when they, too, first discovered fire.
@Alizudo
4 ай бұрын
Although, I feel like the first *_first_* cavemen to discover fire, probably collected it from lightning strikes and forest fires.
@ironicglowstonegenetics8248
3 ай бұрын
Got me dead😂
"How does it feel to be in my debt?" I swear Wade is so hilarious when he needs to be
@tiffanyandrade2705
2 жыл бұрын
37:36
@AlfTheFalf
Жыл бұрын
lol honestly and that laugh dude xD
Bob’s last words before he was killed: “Is this tiger dangerous?” Mark’s last words before he died: “Is this gonna hurt me?” Wade’s last words before he dies: “Where’s the frog?!?”
@dogsgaming2525
4 жыл бұрын
lol
@dogsgaming2525
4 жыл бұрын
love that part
@xenodrone3367
4 жыл бұрын
Wade's last words "WHERES THE FROG"
@roxanapacheco6776
4 жыл бұрын
LMAO HA
@coratine7680
4 жыл бұрын
❤️❤️❤️
I would pay money to see Wade's perspective.
@Vomi-21
3 жыл бұрын
He has a channel XD
@willdavis3802
3 жыл бұрын
@@Vomi-21 And this vids not there.
@nosleep9816
3 жыл бұрын
@@willdavis3802 :(
@raresrares7817
3 жыл бұрын
@@willdavis3802 check his live streams on twitch. He streams at the same time when he plays with mark and bob,you can check out bob's on facebook
@awebtoonreader4979
3 жыл бұрын
Lol same
"did you guys go left or right from the frog?" and "took a wrong turn at the frog" makes me LOSE my ENTIRE MIND every single time, goddamn
“Did you just take my log?” “Yea.” Idk why but that was just really funny to me
"Is this tiger dangerous?" Best. Line. Ever.
@scy8737
4 жыл бұрын
Images that precede disaster
@summergamer7650
4 жыл бұрын
My guess is that it’s safe I use big brain
@kevinfortin3398
4 жыл бұрын
@@scy8737 "Top Ten pictures taken before disaster"
@Casedilla73
4 жыл бұрын
No, never. Of course not.
@mc_jojo3
4 жыл бұрын
True xD
Bob: “I’m gonna try a bigger pile of logs.” Mark: “I’m gonna try a bigger pile of STicKs!” Bob: “I’m gonna try a bigger pile of your mOM!” Mark: *_(caveman noises)_*
@Nathan-ic4lz
4 жыл бұрын
Bro, why u lackin? What time
@davidv3612
4 жыл бұрын
Nathan 18:25 , I had to go look for it
@EmeraldSogeking
4 жыл бұрын
Wade: got eem
@justsomeperson980
3 жыл бұрын
*CAVEMAN MARK*
@davidv3612
3 жыл бұрын
Just SomePerson definitely the start of Caveman Mark
20:09 That scream is comic. Absolutely fantastic.
20:38; The beginning of Wade’s insanity
@stilesthehuntindog2767
Жыл бұрын
Wades insanity began long ago
@pixie928
9 ай бұрын
ur an angel
“Is this tiger dangerous?” *Couple seconds later* *Screaming*
@OtakuTemmie
4 жыл бұрын
Best line ever
The way Mark reacts to Amy giving him a coffee donut is so adorable
@jorgeguijosatellez509
4 жыл бұрын
Wait coffee flavored donut?
@jenneric03
4 жыл бұрын
soulbishop96 a coffee and a donut they just called it coffee donut
@jorgeguijosatellez509
4 жыл бұрын
@@jenneric03 dame and I was so excited
@thatweirdgirl5190
4 жыл бұрын
Ikr!! I would love my boyfriend if he brought me donuts!!!
@zacbergman3551
4 жыл бұрын
@@jenneric03 no im pretty sure they meant coffee donut as in a donut flavored like coffee considering he only handed him a bag and no cup
Wade's persistent quest to prove that there *is* a frog gives me my daily dose of will to live.
Game: *Unga bunga noises* The three of em together: Unga bunga *together*
@thefriendlyneighborhooddealer
2 жыл бұрын
Why did 80 people like this comment it wasn’t even funni 😭
The look of utter joy and appreciation on Mark's face when Amy brings him snacks is just so wholesome it makes my day...
@captainbusiness9130
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@grim-mu2du
4 жыл бұрын
Time?
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
4 жыл бұрын
@@grim-mu2du 15:56
@spooderbean985
4 жыл бұрын
Amy is actually amazing tho
@tristan3456
4 жыл бұрын
I would be overflowing with joy if someone brought me Donut's
"The frog turned into a tiger and then there was a snake; it's not really my fault if you think about it" ~Wade 2020
@randysparks1271
4 жыл бұрын
Just the fact that those words were spoken is amazing
@cherrienyu
4 жыл бұрын
Like it or not, he spittin facts rn
@rowannyooom6958
4 жыл бұрын
Well... Wade isn't wrong...
@pinkhulk2778
4 жыл бұрын
The whole mood of 2020
@Bearded_gamer14-207
4 жыл бұрын
But they s was made a year ago
Mark: The gatherer Bob: The fire starter Wade: the one on cocaine saying a frog became a tiger
Mark: Don't you DARE chop my limbs off and eat them. Me, watching the forest: Haha... ha?
@pendantperuke9440
2 жыл бұрын
Me who has that as my next video:OH NO.
"Just make sure he never forgets" Mark: *Sweats nervously*
@emj5721
4 жыл бұрын
that he never forgets what? His *life debt to WADE?* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Kingsman265
4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna like bc 420
15:53 Amy enters the room with coffee donuts for Mark. Ahead of her is Henry, and trailing after them is Chica, with a toy in her mouth :-) this warms my heart.
@bluestar8700
3 жыл бұрын
I noticed the doggos too and it just made it all the better.
@malthedahl-spangby8263
3 жыл бұрын
Never heard of Henry before, is he Amy's dog? Or did Mark get another dog to accompany Chica ??
@Ooherenren
3 жыл бұрын
Malthe Dahl-Spangby Henry is Amy’s dog
@malthedahl-spangby8263
3 жыл бұрын
@@Ooherenren thanks for clearing that up mate
@shopmrbeast4406
3 жыл бұрын
@@malthedahl-spangby8263 he’s equally as adorable as Chica
*Door opens* *Amy and Henry arrive* Amy: "Coffee donut?" Mark: "I just got a coffee donut delivery!!!" *Chica arrives* Amy: "Coffee donut = )" That was adorable
@kadeyntrahan8618
2 жыл бұрын
I agree so wholesome
@loki4807
Жыл бұрын
@@kadeyntrahan8618 Wholesome and adorable, just the way that Amy, Henry, and Chica care for Mark
I love when Amy interrupts Mark in his videos just to make him happy.
When Amy gave Mark his coffee and donut, I've never seen or heard Mark so wholesome
@is_ya_average_idiot1613
4 жыл бұрын
When was that
@randysparks1271
4 жыл бұрын
They're such a cute couple.
@LumaLinaAndRosa
4 жыл бұрын
Wholesome 100
@thomasmarten5299
4 жыл бұрын
marble and lemon 16:00
@AGrayPhantom
4 жыл бұрын
Also! He has a hickey! :3
Final last words "is this tiger dangerous?" "will this scorpion hurt me?" "THE FROG TURNED INTO A TIGER!!" "..with that spear, I'm gonna try and hunt the tiger" "uh oh, guys, I found a bee hive" "what's the aggro range on the tiger? I'm about to find out." "OOH, there's a scorpion! I'm gonna try and kill it." "Guys! I'm not crazy! I swear!" "they're friendly if you don't let 'em eat you" "Oh, it disappeared, WHaT!?" "AAAAAAA!!! IT'S RAINING SNAKES!!" "I'm gonna try to kill this snake"
@eyanmehlhoff2338
4 жыл бұрын
You forgot, "what's that buzzing sound?" 😂
@teamelliot2317
4 жыл бұрын
So funny
@dreadnaught2306
4 жыл бұрын
"imma investigate the honking noise"
@yellowissus6974
4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when they say “ITS RAINING SNAKES” 😂😂
@koshiro2704
4 жыл бұрын
Also “are you by this tiger?”
i love how in most games mark plays, things always just fly away when he goes to grab it
Wade: *Does smeagol impression* Mark: You ruined it. Me: I think smeagol crawls like that Mark, you're just jealous.
@ratboy2791
Жыл бұрын
Mark is just bitter that he can't do the voice
I have learned two things today. A: Scorpions are no joke B: Also don't breath water
@user-cq1xw9kg5l
4 жыл бұрын
Dragoon Johnson i learned something from you today! Its not spelled Breathe, its spelled Breath
@tuachixiong5232
4 жыл бұрын
@@user-cq1xw9kg5l lol
@quarantinetoxic9217
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@synful368
4 жыл бұрын
박현숙 bad breath not bad breathe so he’s correct it’s don’t breathe water
@mikedantonio4731
4 жыл бұрын
Also that frogs turn into tigers
Bob: “You can’t reference a frog like we know what that is.” Wade: “Well there’s a frog and I reference.”
@smooshedgrlz
4 жыл бұрын
SnorseBurger he should have referenced it in his Bobliography
@modka613
4 жыл бұрын
me when writing assigments
@starbird6
4 жыл бұрын
Wade, later: “I took a wrong turn at the frog”
@snorseburger7381
4 жыл бұрын
Woah RITA goes one step further then Rita
@DieManDust
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a bit Teamfourstar would use
Okay but mark and Amy’s relationship is so cute and healthy
I love that marks reaction to Amy giving him stuff to eat is always “This is the best thing to ever happen to me!!”
@stilesthehuntindog2767
Жыл бұрын
I love Henry running in tail wagging and chica showing mark her toy
‘That scorpion’s no joke and don’t breath water!’ Some human said that, long ago
@hglubbert13167
4 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget “I got a rock and a stick, I’m going to try and mush ‘em together” -Bob
@daddy_s0ap
4 жыл бұрын
Bob: “ I Got A Rock & Stick And ‘Em Together,Eh Eh “ XD Me: SpEaK eNgIlSh PlEaSe!
@adoredmodestcolt1258
4 жыл бұрын
*breathe
Mark: *gathers enough supplies to let everyone theoretically survive the night* Wade: *breaks one coconut, that mark brought to camp* Wade: "You owe me your life now."
@driftyt1725
4 жыл бұрын
funny
@minks8788
4 жыл бұрын
Funny
@ak-cardwell
4 жыл бұрын
Timestamp
@nooterzootercrooter5105
4 жыл бұрын
ak Cardwell pmatsemit
@CeeQuin
4 жыл бұрын
Funny
I love how wades walk up to mark looks like he’s a baby carrying things lmao 32:35
4:55 "'Is this a scorpion? Is this going to hurt me?' 'No, why would it?' 'AAAA! I DIEEEEED!' 'Oh, it can! Thanks man.'"
Donut coffee? “I got donut coffee delivery” That was adorable-
@altf4yourself378
4 жыл бұрын
Its coffee donut not donut coffee
@drainedflavor8572
4 жыл бұрын
qwertyuiopasdfg hjklzxcvbnm I don’t think the order really matters- but thanks for the correction-
@hak0bu
4 жыл бұрын
Ikr! so cute!
@audreymai2773
4 жыл бұрын
@@drainedflavor8572 ikr? Like it matters what order you say it.
@namelessDude85
4 жыл бұрын
Amy is the Sweetest ^_^
Here we have Wade, ruining absolutely everything Mark, being highly inappropriate with his hands And Bob, just wanting to say hi to Marks KZread Channel
@lifeisok7726
4 жыл бұрын
Im sorry but... COmMeNt If Im ThIcC PlEaSe 🥵😜
@KamTV__
4 жыл бұрын
yup lol
@user-su6js9po4l
4 жыл бұрын
@@lifeisok7726 no
@coratine7680
4 жыл бұрын
❤️❤️
@shayd4553
4 жыл бұрын
And Amy being an angel and bringing Mark a coffee doughnut
We need more Wade appreciation. Wade is wholesome and needs to be protected.
I love how they're like "These animals that are clearly dangerous and could kill me , are they dangerous?" It's the best 😂
Mark: Can I kill you guys? Wade: Yes . . . Mark: *sinister laughing*
@echotheprotogen8880
4 жыл бұрын
That laughing was darkaplier not Mark darkaplier lives
FAVORITE PART: amy: "Coffee donut?" mark: "coFFEe DOnut?!" amy: "coffee donut :)"
@DahPeppin0
3 жыл бұрын
15:55
@GrumpyOrangeCat
3 жыл бұрын
chica was holding something
@over4863
3 жыл бұрын
plot twist its poisonous
@shadowfryarwolf
3 жыл бұрын
PathfinderGames She had her toy lol Edit: Henry came in as well -w-
@nosleep9816
3 жыл бұрын
Amy is just the best :,)
I love how Mark and Bob are just trying to survive meanwhile Wade is wandering the island and is shouting random things like "Beehive!" or "Spider attack!" or "The frog turned into a tiger and then a snake appeared!"
*Imagining Mark, Wade and Bob's caveman ancestors making the same exact sounds while hitting coconuts, running from tigers, punching trees and of course, seeing if scorpions are dangerous.* lolz
15:50 "Bob I'm so cold..." Suddenly: "Coffee donut?" It's Amy! And dogs! And CoffeeDonut! And Mark is just stammering like a lil puppy.
@ethanliberty
4 жыл бұрын
That honestly was adorable
@mikeratomn3475
4 жыл бұрын
It's so cute
@elenasuarez9798
4 жыл бұрын
I have never seen anything cuter
@HoopyFroodood
4 жыл бұрын
Yes cute but... can puppy's stammer?
@Peetzy
4 жыл бұрын
A marki-boy happy
The funniest thing about this video was Wade's constant screaming, "aHhHHh iTs rAiNiNg sNaKeS!!!" "AHhhHh iT tUrNeD iNtO A TiGeR !!!"
@roses4199
4 жыл бұрын
"AHHH SPIDER ATTACK I'M DYING" Can't forget that one lol
30:56, Marks face of just pure disappointment was so funny😂
"Hurting me does hurt me" Ah yes, the floor is made of floor.
Mark slowly turning into a caveman *starts hitting coconut with stick* Mark: OoO OoO OoO
@goldenfoxy5788
4 жыл бұрын
This is a Beautiful Comment.
@KamTV__
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Overqualification
4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious.
@nullcw6521
4 жыл бұрын
3:20 listen to Bob or wade in the background 😂
@pyaephyozan225
4 жыл бұрын
14:18 "Fire fire fire fire fire fire..."
I love how Mark dies and they're both assaulting his corpse
@NateSchulte
4 жыл бұрын
That's one way to describe it
WORK? _WITH??_ *_YOU!?!?_* 34:38 Setup of my favorite line in the video
I want the game to be expanded so mark can make a series on this
@watermelonspurce8463
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
20:08 That scream was the manliest scream I've ever heard
@chasingepiphanies7993
4 жыл бұрын
A perfect Homer impression too
@clownjuice4617
4 жыл бұрын
so manly
When Mark said “don’t send Wade. please send anyone but Wade” all I could think of was Michael Scott saying “please don’t send Dwight”
@illwillsquared
4 жыл бұрын
idk i might just be no fun or too serious but how can anyone stand wade
@GippyHappy
4 жыл бұрын
@@illwillsquared how can anyone NOT like Wade
@rigelspradling2008
4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@ddubsquizzee2158
4 жыл бұрын
@@illwillsquared Wade, while not the most competent of gamers, isn't an absolute tool, so people like him
@themaninyourcabinet8438
3 жыл бұрын
Lol I thought of the same thing
I love how wade starts telling mark he has a debt, when both wade and bob are in debt, because mark did 75% of the work, and the other is bob
5:00 Captions: [Applause]
Love that Chica ran into Mark's room with a toy when Amy delivered the coffee donut.
@matthewwilliams8267
4 жыл бұрын
It was adorable
@RealShrimpu
4 жыл бұрын
"Dad? Can play toy with's me?"
@shadowfryarwolf
4 жыл бұрын
Haydn CharLs awwwwwwww that was so kawaii
@shadowfryarwolf
4 жыл бұрын
Chica: “Dad dad dad DAAAD, pway with meeee! Dad! Dad! Dad! DADDY! Plaaaaay, i has toy! Am I good? Where’s the food? This toy isn’t food! Dad! Dad, dad, dad, Plaaayyy! Fine...I’m gonna go get mom, u ish no fuuun”
@DemarcusCousins_III
3 жыл бұрын
@@shadowfryarwolf just climb into the bin
Bob: Is this tiger dangerous? *Top ten moments before disaster.*
@expergefactor4301
4 жыл бұрын
Top ten tragic anime deaths
@ren6668
4 жыл бұрын
Along with Random Encounters quote of "I'm gonna hug a moose"
@hipeople1251
4 жыл бұрын
I’m in your debt for making such a good joke
Over a year later and I still come back to this video to hear Bob's perfect Homer Simpson scream @20:09
I love how when Amy drops by & gives him stuff mark just gets super excited. He doesn't get upset or frustrated & Amy only pops in just long enough to give him stuff or ask him something, then he's right back to whatever he's doing
“The frog turned into a tiger and then there was a snake.”
@sugarskullbyte3773
4 жыл бұрын
then they fused into a strange, terrible, and mighty Chimera. Defeat the Chimera before the boat arrives.
@zuza_fu
4 жыл бұрын
*_and then he woke up._*
@MarkGoodManROBLOX
4 жыл бұрын
*I N T E R E S T I N G*
@EffectP7B
4 жыл бұрын
and then it started raining firey snakes
@fakename7725
4 жыл бұрын
No God, the ancient Egyptians are dead already. Stop it. No. The frogs belong on the ground. No it’s not supposed to be a tiger. God damn it God!
" *whatever you do , don't breathe water.* "
@hadriandwyer2191
4 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear. Accidentally became a merman.
@leoboller8950
4 жыл бұрын
It will end very badly.... *sucked water up nose 6 times while taking shower*
@ClericDoggo56
4 жыл бұрын
Who are you to tell me what i can and can't do? I'll go breathe as much water as i want right now, bye!
@engineergaming3418
4 жыл бұрын
*Looks up in shower*
@naurislocmelis2898
4 жыл бұрын
Potion of Water breathing III
Did anyone else notice that at the end the boat was legit there to save them😂
That was so cute and wholesome when Amy gave Mark a coffee and a donut😍 they are goals
@Guy.WhoAsked
2 жыл бұрын
How do you be a goals?
"Is this a scorpion? Is this gonna hurt me?" -Markiplier 2020 "Don't breathe water." -Markiplier 2020
@budge3035
4 жыл бұрын
“Nice taint” - markiplier 2020
@DesolateLavender
4 жыл бұрын
"Is this comedy?" -Me 2020
@CagnotteOrque
4 жыл бұрын
I liked this not because it’s fun but because you’re icon is sexy
@DesolateLavender
4 жыл бұрын
@@CagnotteOrque Dude, no. Why?
@rickhuisman7723
4 жыл бұрын
betty brochard I don’t like u not because u said that but because you said that while you look 10
37:38 Wade: How does it feel to be in my debt? Mark: *Pure horror and fear* *Evil Wade laugh*
@hipro84
4 жыл бұрын
I love the head tilt his character dose right after too
@wolfyboy
4 жыл бұрын
i'm pretty sure wade is in several life dept's to mark. and the validity of the dept is questionable, as mark would likely have survived even if wade didn't give him food, as bob gave mark food shortly after.
@solidturtle6910
3 ай бұрын
im pretty sure marks expression is not fear, but a desire to throw wade into the ocean
Amy: *Knock knock knock* Mark: yeas?~ Amy: Coffee donut? Mark: *Happy mark noises* Coffee donut-
Anyone else mouth start watering when mark was eating that doughnut. I immediately started craving a doughnut
Marks last words: “Is this scorpion dangerous?”
@deathstarrjb9154
3 жыл бұрын
I havent experienced that haha ha
@ashikjaman1940
3 жыл бұрын
He quoted his Cro-Magnon ancestors
"The frog turned into a tiger and then there was a snake"
@3DMasterST
3 жыл бұрын
Snake? SNAAAAAKE
@SallySue9725
3 жыл бұрын
I really wanna see what Wade saw like what the frick 😂
@angielandrum4417
3 жыл бұрын
I'll have whatever he's having
@aronymousboi2786
3 жыл бұрын
@@angielandrum4417 he ate whatever philosophers eat
I find it hilarious that mark uses the hand in the game to pretend to pull his part up and down lol XD
20:09 Bob makes fire in a flash XD 🤣🤣🤣
4:27 "Now I’m no longer delusional from my...” Rock yeets itself "Welp, there goes my rock; it never existed in the first place” - Marky Boi, 20/20 Vision
"WORK? WITH?? YOU???" Damnit Mark, I almost choked on my water after that.
@danielvigil8840
4 жыл бұрын
Each one of those words is more outrageous than the last
@thedivineshadow451
4 жыл бұрын
@@danielvigil8840 *outrageous
@danielvigil8840
3 жыл бұрын
The Divine Shadow thx
I will never get over Bob: "You go left if you're facing inland." Mark: facing the sea going left wondering why he cant find his friends 😂😂
30:15 Oh Nope. That's wrong. You're not. ... Good Talk 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bob: Go left from where we spawned Mark: *Immediately runs to his right*
@mc_jojo3
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah xD
Wade: "The frog turned into a tiger!!" Them: lol, he's crazy *30 minutes later* *Snakes and scorpions emerge from burnt frog "meat"*
@psychokiser
4 жыл бұрын
DoodleDan mint👌🏽
@the_maverickk
4 жыл бұрын
Wade was right. Wade was a saint. Mark owes him a life debt. Deadly animals just merge from frogs. Island crazy is a real thing.
@captainrerun8928
4 жыл бұрын
Who hast summoned the almighty one!
@lipalipz6924
4 жыл бұрын
Why is Wade always the one to find odd things first. It's just like those green snails all over again
@phaolo6
4 жыл бұрын
The tiger turned the frogs gay!
15:56, Amy delivering a coffee donut to Mark is SO wholesome
@jayladenmon1161
11 ай бұрын
Coffee donut =]
12:58 THE STICK IS STARTING TO PIROUETTE.. TRYING TO "Maybe we need a combination of logs and sticks?" "You need a combination of.. SHUDDAP." "Okay... :c" "OoNgA bOoNgA i FoUnD bIg StIcK" "It BiG" "Why no women on this island?" ":O The frog turned into a tiger!" "SSNAKE!" "OH! I drop as soon as fire." "The frog won." "The frog won?" "OoOooooOoOooOoO" *Mark's boat impression* Little Tree = Little Sticks "Careful. It turns in to a tiger." "Work with yoOoUuU?"
Mark: **touches rock** rock: aight cya
@missmoonlight629
4 жыл бұрын
A i g h t
@masterzoroark6664
4 жыл бұрын
Ay blyat!! Papali papali cyka
@theoumber6604
4 жыл бұрын
This video is just Mark accidentally yeeting things away while trying to pick them up
“Sorry if I died on the log,” Mark: *Thats good more fire*
This game does something that a lot of games don't. It doesn't give you much information about what you can do so it's just trial and error. So when you eventually do something, you feel more accomplished because you feel like you did it on your own. With other games, it's them telling you what to do and that makes everything very convoluted and not as fulfilling.
Bob: Fire Mark:Cocunut and Stop drop and roll Wade: *F R O G*
20:09 Bob has an excellent Homer scream.
@CRUSH40RULES
4 жыл бұрын
That may have been the few times I've heard him sound so scared.
@Brittn_wolf
3 жыл бұрын
I laugh every time I hear it!
Mark: i found a scorpion Bob: i found a tiger Wade: i found a FROG!!!!
@lucapaltrinieri5419
4 жыл бұрын
Even worse
@thatweirdgirl5190
4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA!!! Lmao!!
@fourfrickinhorsemen3624
4 жыл бұрын
*Charlie Brown voice*: I got a rock
@guidojacobs2002
4 жыл бұрын
Amy: I found a coffee donut.
@Mavs-nl9fy
4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA
33:38 Just seeing the little frog hop in the distance 🤣
37:54 SERIOUSLY??? JUST WHEN I WAS DRINKING MY WATER?? LOL😂😂😆. I fucking spat all my water on my phone and my cycling machine. Oh god.😆😆
Amy is such a sweet heart! Y’all saw marks happy face when she brought him a coffee donut 🍩 🥺
@lowheadvarney158
4 жыл бұрын
Awwwww yeahhh! ^U^ that made me smile! so heartwarming!
@sugarskullbyte3773
4 жыл бұрын
The way Amy says "coffee donut," along with Mark's happy sounds made my heart melt. :D
@matthewwilliams8267
4 жыл бұрын
No one mentions chica coming with her, too
@hermishmer
4 жыл бұрын
I fr almost fucking cried it was amazing
@clownjuice4617
4 жыл бұрын
that was so wholesome
“Is this tiger dangerous?” IMEDIATE SCREAMING
@randysparks1271
3 жыл бұрын
Ah, the life of cavemen was one of adventure
13:14 i can just imagine going on an island for a vacation and seeing 3 naked men holding sticks and stones and hitting them to into eachother saying "Fiuh fiuh"
I forgot that I was watching this video and two years later I come back to find that it stopped me at 7:50