"I'm right next to you." "I know you are but what am I?!"

@quantumblauthor7300

3 жыл бұрын

Can't tell if genius or brainless

@jeezuhskriste5759

3 жыл бұрын

@@quantumblauthor7300 both

@Redbikemaster

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeezuhskriste5759 a brain so wrinkled it's smooth

@jeezuhskriste5759

3 жыл бұрын

@@Redbikemaster if a hill is too large, a man standing at the top could mistake it for plains

@StomeAura

2 жыл бұрын

@@Redbikemaster A brain so wrinkled that his wrinkles are microscopic, rendering it smooth?

*"I've got both balls firmly grasped."* _-Wade, 2019_

@sirrandal3507

4 жыл бұрын

F I R M L Y G R A S P I T

@Dingus_Khaan

4 жыл бұрын

"I can't fondle the balls after the ready button, but before the ready button I'm god." -also Wade, 2019

@sweethoneymelo9160

4 жыл бұрын

"I can't fondle the balls" -Also Wade, 2019

@messyalien5164

3 жыл бұрын

Puts da lotion on yer skin, or else ye get de hose again

@Scp--op7ub

3 жыл бұрын

Why does this seem like cursed comments material

“e n d me” “thats n o t me” i felt that

@justanotakuandasinglemom5355

2 жыл бұрын

11 year old emo?

@the42ndguy44

2 жыл бұрын

This is at 6:18

@dragonbournee5270

2 жыл бұрын

you what?

@loveisblind1723

2 жыл бұрын

you huh

@miniMozzie_

2 жыл бұрын

@@justanotakuandasinglemom5355 no. you 11 year old emo?

See the funny thing is that Wade actually did kill himself, he went so far forward into Bob’s tank that his barrel pushed the fire lever on Bob’s tank back and died

@Corbin4306

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but then wouldn't that also happen to Wade's tank?

@lunasagaming5801

3 жыл бұрын

@@Corbin4306 depends on if bob's barrel hit the lever as well

@intenseavarice34

3 жыл бұрын

@@Flurquoise This is even more amazing since this means that Wade, in that instance, exposed a bug that would have most likely gone unnoticed. Players can move parts on other players tanks.

@intenseavarice34

3 жыл бұрын

@@Flurquoise This is quite telling then, because it means that the way the devs coded their bullets is a raycast starting from the beginning of the tanks barrel or a Game Object with the same spawn point... curious - w- maybe they couldn't have fixed this glitch? XD

@TheGentleman104

2 жыл бұрын

@@intenseavarice34 kinda like if you're dead in grenade toss,you can push around the grenades of the other people.

"Can we have MarioKart?" "We have MarioKart at home." MarioKart at home:

@Jayberisk3793

3 жыл бұрын

Markiokart

@ieatchildren7863

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, this is better than mariokart

@Jeffbonfro

3 жыл бұрын

The carts and the tanks both fit this.

@Guile_The_Exile

2 жыл бұрын

Nah more like "World of Tanks: Great Value Addition"

My favorite line ever: Physics be damned, bones be damned, and FUCK EVERYTHING

@melvinlovesyou_

2 жыл бұрын

32:40

@ollievalentine127

2 жыл бұрын

nice pfp:)

@mmortimus

2 жыл бұрын

@@ollievalentine127 thank you

@DatFemmy

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@thetavernofchaos9418

Жыл бұрын

@@melvinlovesyou_ thanks

I love how every time Mark goes over the bridge in the GoKart his right arm convulses like it's *_possessed by a thousand demons on cocaine._*

@aike1354

2 жыл бұрын

Why must the Bridge be haunted

@aike1354

2 жыл бұрын

No,

@aike1354

2 жыл бұрын

It’s the steering wheel

@meepnope4389

2 жыл бұрын

Micheal Reeves has entered the chat.

@roadbreach

2 жыл бұрын

That's the best analogy I've seen for something.

I haven't laughed so hard in my entire life, that fucking seen when Mark loses his wheel killed me

@noramorosini6760

3 жыл бұрын

I wanted to like your comment but then saw its at 69 likes so you're welcome

@gabriellende7421

3 жыл бұрын

i died when wade went to the roof

@killerwolfpack

3 жыл бұрын

Scene* seen is the past tense of saw

@Toaster2332

2 жыл бұрын

@@killerwolfpack past participle*

@mgb2568

2 жыл бұрын

Bro , I laughed so hard I couldn’t even breathe

*”oh you sweet succulent baby”* “Not the words I wanted to use”

@dragonminded9157

4 жыл бұрын

When does Wade EVER use desirable words...?

@Tilaic

4 жыл бұрын

but which word, is the wrong word

@mrjohnjohn1219

4 жыл бұрын

Basically wade in every video 😂

Bob: "Should we do artillery battles again?" Mark: "Oh god, no." Wade: "How about tanks?" Mark: "Yeah! Its like artillery on wheels!" Me: *confusion intensifies*

@wannabecliffburton4275

4 жыл бұрын

@@riskyy2657 shut up

@wannabecliffburton4275

4 жыл бұрын

@Wayne Stop motion markilpear is my favorite KZreadr...

@trollingmodeactivated2500

4 жыл бұрын

Tracks*

@suzymullikin4575

4 жыл бұрын

I wanna comment

@wannabecliffburton4275

4 жыл бұрын

@Wayne Stop motionI hope you're messing with me and in getting woooooshed, but they're trying to promote their channel, look at a bunch of other comments and you'll see that they're just replying omg markilpear commented on my video.

I feel like Bob saying “I have full control of my tank already, where are you dumbasses?” perfectly encapsulates the whole 3 peens dynamic

"I'm like the UN, I'm just here to observe, not participatin- GOTTEM."

@drago6416

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao😂

@KingDerpy13

2 жыл бұрын

Just like the simulations.

“Its like a artillery on wheels!” -Big Brain -Markiplier

@santsa9042

4 жыл бұрын

stop

@TexelGuy

4 жыл бұрын

So World of Tanks would be called... World of Artillery on Wheels

@thebeanz6593

4 жыл бұрын

The 2019 thing is really anoyying just stop

@letzplayosaurus

4 жыл бұрын

Big brain time

@lingering8585

4 жыл бұрын

There different classes of tanks artillery types become stationary when firing due to the recoil

Mark: Beginner-Pro Bob: Trained-Pro Wade: Paralyzed Paraplegic

@peterson7082

4 жыл бұрын

Paralyzed Panzerlied Paraplegic.

@tatezuccolo549

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@tkhunter4999

4 жыл бұрын

I 100% believe this post.

@TanyaSapien

4 жыл бұрын

FRAMES

@hopoffmydick9574

4 жыл бұрын

Nah switch Mark and Bob, he was the best at the tanks

13:11 Mark's quiet and slow humming of "Flight of the Valkyries" while he searches for Bob is partially funny and partially terrifying.

@lukeemia8672

2 жыл бұрын

Have you seen him snipe tho

@messyalien5164

2 жыл бұрын

@@lukeemia8672 that snipe tho

@loki4807

2 жыл бұрын

terrifyingly hilarious

@wubblebubbleball5433

2 жыл бұрын

@fire guy actually subjective

@D3ATHGAM3R102

2 жыл бұрын

the fact that you find this man terrifying, if I saw him, coming at me, in an alley with a knife, I would pull out my budget self defense items and protect myself

The genuine tears in the eyes happiness that Wade experiences when he finally manages to actually play in the tank game is slightly heartwarming, but mostly amusing.

@miketrapper0464

Жыл бұрын

The tank game actually looks like the most playable hand simulator

Mark: actually having fun while playing Hand Simulator Everyone: *Wait that’s illegal*

@sleepykitty8918

4 жыл бұрын

Me: O_O

@wisteria3963

4 жыл бұрын

I almost didnt wanna like this comment bc the number was perfect: 696

@thebananaboater2339

4 жыл бұрын

*I KNOW HOW GRENADES WORK*

@chubsieee

4 жыл бұрын

*THATS NOT WHAT YOUR SUPPOSED TO DO*

@kirinnarukami4016

4 жыл бұрын

meanwhile in the description: *dead*

Wade: Finally turns left “OH YOU SWEET SUCCULENT BABY”

@barns612

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not decided on if that's insinuating food, regular, or child porn

@barns612

4 жыл бұрын

not what I meant but ok

@kingfordvr5863

4 жыл бұрын

Sally Sue wait, the holy grail Isn’t that the movie that has “ it’s just a flesh wound” part in it

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

4 жыл бұрын

@@kingfordvr5863 Monty Python and the Holy Grail is one of my favorite movies

@cpt.cuckmeals4332

4 жыл бұрын

@@barns612 what if it's all three

Wade screaming “Where am I?! Aaaaaaah!” At 30:05 Sounded like he was genuinely terrified.

@nickgeekstar3236

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for timestamping that! I was searching for this part it almost literally makes me die laughing

@TheDankNootTF2

2 жыл бұрын

That moment always gets me! Thanks fore the timestamp!

@loganshumaker2269

Жыл бұрын

This is what true fear sounds like

29:55 Bob: "If I get anywhere near the bridge I just fucksplode." Wade: "WHÆRE ÆM I!??! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"

GREATEST thing Bob has ever said: "I'm like the United Nations. I'm just here to observe but I'm not gonna participate"

@unculturedswine5583

4 жыл бұрын

Everything Bob says is the greatest

@loz2590

4 жыл бұрын

American imperialism: *I'ma bout to end this man's whole career*

@dylanschmeichel2008

4 жыл бұрын

@@loz2590 lol nice

@jacobreed7440

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@literallyDH

4 жыл бұрын

17:36

"Oh I'm sorry, I'm having an existential crisis in my GoKart!"

@Littleppeeeeni69696

3 жыл бұрын

Brickmaster E it’s Todoroki😂

@SallySue9725

3 жыл бұрын

When I saw him flipping out in his go kart I laughed so hard! 😂

@cupcakkefather

3 жыл бұрын

Mood

“Just pull and Go right!” “ î ūñdêrštæńd thë jįśt œf it mŷ frīėñd”

@robtheone2689

2 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@nukaberry447

2 жыл бұрын

@@robtheone2689 5:51

@Guile_The_Exile

2 жыл бұрын

I love Wade lmfao

@afand6149

3 ай бұрын

Truly underrated quote

Every hand simulator Wade: screaming and cussing in frusteration Bob and Mark: fighting like children

@alleymercuryway7777

2 жыл бұрын

copied-

6:17 “e n d m e” “that’s not me”

@rajpalbhatia1715

3 жыл бұрын

@Connor Dean LMAO

@donovanjoseph737

3 жыл бұрын

*”it’s a new day”*

@loveisblind1723

3 жыл бұрын

i felt that

@TheAguspriyono

3 жыл бұрын

@Connor Dean LMFAO

@CocoChico19

3 жыл бұрын

Me to God after I wanted to die but he took my dogs instead :')

Wade: "LEFT! YES, LEFT!! Oh, you sweet, succulent baby..." Mark and Bob: *Confused silence with a hint of concern* Wade: "Not the words I wanted to use..."

@SarcasticCupcake223

4 жыл бұрын

7:58 in case someone out there wants to know the timestamp in the future.

Why did wade at 15:01 make me emotional? Him going “this is the best moment of my day” made me wanna hug him so bad

@NukelearFallout

6 ай бұрын

He even said best moment of his life

Final Score for Tank Battle Mark: 13 Wade: 3 Bob: 12

@williamnewman3626

Жыл бұрын

Marks snipe tho

When they said tanks, I wasn’t expecting literal tractors with cannons lol

@claytoncastel

4 жыл бұрын

Google the Bob Semple tank its a ww2 tank that was legit a tractor underneath

@Randomgamer-di3ow

4 жыл бұрын

Lol reminds me of Toxin Tractors in CnC generals

@oaksynia7353

4 жыл бұрын

@@claytoncastel it was so good that the Japanese is too scared to invade new Zealand

@thatguy.mp7950

4 жыл бұрын

I will be turning my john deer 110 into a tank after it has served its final lawn.

@plague6566

4 жыл бұрын

DIY Dads: *My goals are beyond your understanding*

"Sometimes the kids fires back!" is such a mood. Especially in a game of tanks.

15:22 "I killed God, what does that make me?" IS SUCH A RAW LINE WHAT

I like how "frames" just became their inside joke ever since fishing simulator

@yanray-

4 жыл бұрын

More like the grenade one

@elijahmacfarland9000

4 жыл бұрын

remember, the safety word is "frames"

@logancressy2259

4 жыл бұрын

It would appear so much if mark played warframe with them

@kasedlynherring3856

4 жыл бұрын

Oh Yeah Mark:FRAMES FRAMES FRAMESS FRAAAAMEESSSS Bob And Wade:*dieing of laughter* Me: *alreadly ded

@SallySue9725

4 жыл бұрын

Nicolette Hilke oh do you mind me asking what locked on target is a throwback too? I’ve been subscribed for about 6 months now so I probably haven’t seen the video your talking about.

“I fear no man, but that thing”: *Mark in a tank* “it scares me”

@evantambolang3052

3 жыл бұрын

That's not a tank, but a tractor with cannon.

@kirimasamai3448

3 жыл бұрын

abit late but Mark would be the one person that could snipe others with that from hundreds of miles away

@AgentGaming07

3 жыл бұрын

Tf2 reference.... *IS NICE*

@clayinator7286

3 жыл бұрын

Some say he is still riding that tank

@feliciaa525

3 жыл бұрын

nice tf2 meme

“I’m pulling so hard on these balls!!” “I’ve got both these balls firmly grasped” - Wade 2019

@DJdoppIer

3 жыл бұрын

_"FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!"_

@loki4807

Жыл бұрын

r/suddenlygay

14:45 Ah, yes, the Phantom Menace, now staring Mark as Maul, Bob as Qui-Gon, and Wade as Obi-Wan

@Spunkysock

11 ай бұрын

Qui-Bob and Obi-Wade

@gasslegun2

8 ай бұрын

​@@Spunkysockand maurk

The bridge: -exists- Arm: *its time to get f u n k y*

@kingfordvr5863

4 жыл бұрын

*H E G R O O V I N*

@barns612

4 жыл бұрын

I've been lafing for 10 minutes strait

@hmmtoes3647

4 жыл бұрын

*Everybody clap you’re hands. Clap, clap clap your hands.*

@barns612

4 жыл бұрын

DEUS VULT INFIDELL

@yeettoast777

4 жыл бұрын

Cha cah slide Intensifies

"I touched you and everything went wrong." - Mark, 2019

@ianvue5594

4 жыл бұрын

After talking to ur ex...

@ThePlaguedOutlaw

4 жыл бұрын

-Jared From Sooubway

@curtisleblanc5897

4 жыл бұрын

@@ThePlaguedOutlaw Sooubway*

@ThePlaguedOutlaw

4 жыл бұрын

Curtis LeBlanc my bad I fixed it

@curtisleblanc5897

4 жыл бұрын

@@ThePlaguedOutlaw G000000000000000d.

Somehow Mark forgetting to put the game up, the game erupting into panic, and then him bringing it up mid panic with everything continuing to spiral just made it 10x funnier.

"Hey now don't be mean," says Bob as he shoots Wade. Mark: "Like a parent disciplining a child." Bob: "You know, how parents shoot their children with their tank!" Wade shoots Bob: "Sometimes the kids fire back!"

@lionking9601

Жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@sunshineholtzlander5593

11 ай бұрын

​@@lionking960118:35

@lionking9601

11 ай бұрын

@@sunshineholtzlander5593 Saw it, funny af

Me:The test shouldn’t be hard Test: *B R Į D G Ę*

@stuckinthesarcasm9894

2 жыл бұрын

"MY ARM IS GONE, EVERYTHING TURNED UPSIDE DOWN, JESUS! JESUS, GRAB THE WHEEL!!" yep, sounds like a test to me

@a_very_burnt_steak

2 жыл бұрын

Driving test? Yep. Wish me luck.

@weylinwest9505

2 жыл бұрын

@@a_very_burnt_steak 🍀

@tryhardhybridknight6220

2 жыл бұрын

B r I d G e

@loki4807

2 жыл бұрын

@@stuckinthesarcasm9894 JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL ,TAKE IT FROM MY HANDS!

Mark: I touched you and everything went wrong Bob: I regret touching you

@letzplayosaurus

4 жыл бұрын

THAT WHAT SHE SAID

@CharmCaster

4 жыл бұрын

22:12 one of you is just inside of me and i dont like it

@ferrari43able

4 жыл бұрын

*Flashbacks to Markiplier's Magic Touch*

I like how in the first half of tanks, mark and bob were having epic fights and wade was just like "alright i guess were going this way now"

Mark: *Shoots Bob's tank thinking it was Wade's* Mark: *Sees Wade's tank close to Bob's*

Mark: *finds out how to shoot* Mark: *turns into a New Yorker* Mark: ImMa CoMmInG fOr YoUsE

@OuroborosXX

3 жыл бұрын

Its his inner Yancy coming out

@lunarweirdo4954

2 жыл бұрын

@@OuroborosXX beat me to it

@ryleemacdonald863

2 жыл бұрын

@Puppet Siddiqi 1:28

@hiltonb8876

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t know why but at first glance I read that last line as ‘your house’ 😂💀

@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband

Жыл бұрын

With a mix of Pennsylvanian with the word "youse".

"One of you is just inside of me and I don't like it." -Bob, 2019.

@loz2590

4 жыл бұрын

Ehhh, Bob has said worse

@painfulguess9429

4 жыл бұрын

wade couldnt fondle the balls

26:37 Bob’s rapid breathing combined with Mark’s arm takes me out every time

The shear happiness Wade had when he killed Mark just wow 🥺

Mark: *sets record on go carts* Bob: Oh my god are you serious Mark: yeah apparently

"I'm coming for youseEEE" *Yancy intensified*

@yamz8831

4 жыл бұрын

I literally came to the comments to see if anyone has said this XD

@alistersimms7856

4 жыл бұрын

*"I don't wanna be fre-"*

@shuyuwang6122

4 жыл бұрын

Leave me in luxury

5:53 That moment was so funny, a spoonful of the DQ Blizzard went up my nose from the back side and ruined my vocal cords. Yet again.

that 6:20 "end me...." was brilliant. He had lost hope.

@DatFemmy

Жыл бұрын

"Thats not me"

It’s basically a quote from a video I watched before: “Gotta say, after peanut butter and chocolate, my favorite combination of two things is probably gross incompetence and high explosives.”

@vyr1316

4 жыл бұрын

AYYYY SAM O' NELLA

@randomshades6127

4 жыл бұрын

svire hell yeah

@ryanbui457

4 жыл бұрын

Hey why is there flesh and bones in this mannequin. Wait a minute. uh-oh. UH-HO. UH-OH!!!

@randomshades6127

4 жыл бұрын

andy bui so he got together an army, gave it to his ex-president friend, and overthrew the entire fucking government of Honduras.

@m4sli

4 жыл бұрын

and we dont want a lawyer to show up, dont we?

Absolutely no one: Mark and Bob: lEad thE TArgEt

I love how the description says he made the thumbnail in like 2 minutes... And everyone who saw this video was probably like: Best shit I've seen all damn year. Hand, tank, and Mark from 5 years ago. Wam bam thank you ma'am.

@Sniper_Jacob06

Жыл бұрын

"Wam Bam Thank You Ma'am" I think I found my favorite pick up line, lmfao.

Mark: I see you Bob: No you don't Mark: proceeds to prove that he did in fact see Bob and achieve sniper status in the same moment

Tank “It’s like artillery on wheels” - Big brain Markiplier 2019

@zakbal1202

4 жыл бұрын

You just copied the other one

@blitzm4nn511

4 жыл бұрын

@@zakbal1202 lets face it, everyone copies everone

@studdy2133

4 жыл бұрын

Technically we are copying the person who created the English language

@lebumjames5299

4 жыл бұрын

@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts we still copy it

@studdy2133

4 жыл бұрын

Well modern English obviously I’m not talking about Beowulf

*Mark goes near bridge* Bridge: "I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move"

@kingfordvr5863

3 жыл бұрын

Right hand *omae shindiru* Left hand *NANI*

@kingfordvr5863

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t remember commenting this

8 year old me playing Mario Kart in Mirror Mode (150cc): 19:53

"mom can we have tanks" "we already have tanks at home" tanks at home:

@swordsandsheilds5564

3 жыл бұрын

Lol that's so true

Lixian must have "Mark forgot to show the game again" as a premade asset by this point :P

@toxityandsketch2131

4 жыл бұрын

OK im just asking this cause I just recently got back into watching mark has that thing popped up more than once or something?

@knightofaudio

4 жыл бұрын

@@toxityandsketch2131 he just had a run where he kept leaving the game offscreen during streaming, so Lixian kept having to let us know that :P

@toxityandsketch2131

4 жыл бұрын

@@knightofaudio ohhh gotcha thank you

@elijahcusrex7766

4 жыл бұрын

XD

I love how this game has evolved from barely getting a bullet in a revolver cylinder to fully operating a tank in a desert and go-karts on a track.

No one: Wade's dream:LEFT AND OR RIGHT!

Imagine this game with 20+ people. That's a tournament right there. I'd watch that

"I'm so sorry, I was busy having an existential crisis in my go-kart!" Why do I love that line so much?

@lotsofmos

4 жыл бұрын

25:00

@SallySue9725

4 жыл бұрын

mos lol I don’t blame you I cracked up when I saw him after he said that line. I swear this whole video is just like gold.

@hermishmer

4 жыл бұрын

Right before it you can see how arm spaz out its so damn funny 😂

@SallySue9725

4 жыл бұрын

Hermishmer lol I know right? That’s what caused me to me to laugh out loud so hard and idk why it just tickled my funny bone 😂

@hermishmer

4 жыл бұрын

@@SallySue9725 seeing the wheels turn backwards and the throttle spaz out waz just so damn funny this is such a great video

Mark: *laughing maniacally while he murders his friends" Also Mark: *too lazy to write a description because it's 3 AM*

@ONIXTHADESTROYER

4 жыл бұрын

Lovable Character do we really need a description? I mean, his titles are self explanatory. Never really read his descriptions and I’ve been subbed for like 6 years

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

4 жыл бұрын

XxMUSTANGACExX they can be pretty funny sometimes

@CreativelyDED

4 жыл бұрын

He also didn't up date it

@elijahnelson9069

4 жыл бұрын

Update?

@CreativelyDED

4 жыл бұрын

Yea at the bottom of the video he said he would change it but he didn't

Mark: Starts singing a random song that sounds vaguely like the Power Rangers Theme. Bob: *Chuckles* **I'm in danger.**

@septimussignus6634

3 жыл бұрын

You mean ride of the valkyries?

@cheddarcheesecat6097

3 жыл бұрын

@@septimussignus6634 Well. RoV sounds slightly different from it, in both notes and rhythm, but the same goes for the Power Rangers theme.

@septimussignus6634

3 жыл бұрын

@@cheddarcheesecat6097 after having rewatched the video I see what you mean it's almost in between the two songs

34:01 BOB:- My steering wheel is not 𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗬 MARK:-Is it there? BOB:- It exists .......... it exists in like 4 different states of existence all at the same time somehow That sentence just made my day

Mark: “Wade you are In the way!” Wade: *having a seizure*

I see Mark's german heritage makes him a god with tanks

@taliakuznetsova7092

4 жыл бұрын

He's german to? I thought he was just mostly Korean.

@taliakuznetsova7092

4 жыл бұрын

@@ThrashRat *insert the more you know star here* I had a thought but I wasn't sure

@J_Bum

4 жыл бұрын

TaliaKuznetsova His Dad is German

@AstralSorceress

4 жыл бұрын

Rashad Johnson was*

@J_Bum

4 жыл бұрын

AnnaStar112 .................

Me: finally steels my bully out by punching and kicking him Bully: *Runs away* The sniper I hired: 13:26

@Peeshart47

3 жыл бұрын

BANG *I s e e y o u*

@jackgold7340

3 жыл бұрын

Snipen's a good job mate, plenty of work, outta doors, I garentee you'll not go angry, because at the end of the, someone is gonna want someone else dead.

@Randomor_smth

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackgold7340 Da-dad I’m not a crazed gunman dad I’m an assassin, what i difference being one is a job and the others mental sickness

@jackgold7340

3 жыл бұрын

@@Randomor_smth Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone yku meet

@genericnobody

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackgold7340 Meanwhile a wild baguette man is sneaking up on his natural prey.

Mark: doesn’t put game up at the beginning of the cart race. 21:01 Bob: also doesn’t put game up* “Oh, The game’s not on screen? Nooooooo! I’m like Mark!

Mark: *Says he'll update the description when he gets some sleep* Also Mark: *Doesn't do that*

@zanyab1406

4 жыл бұрын

Bold of you to assume he's got some sleep

@aloneandalowly

4 жыл бұрын

@@zanyab1406 Maybe thats what he didn't do

@chunglebung8988

4 жыл бұрын

He said he’d update the thumbnail

@chindimusicproductions5352

4 жыл бұрын

Wait,he never sleeps he is to busy with videos all day

@tkhunter4999

4 жыл бұрын

*SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK.*

Mark: "I'm right next to you." Wade: "I know you are, but what am I?" Iconic

Still funny how Mark said in the description he’d change the thumbnail and description when he wasn’t so tired, but here we are two years later and it’s the same. It’s iconic at this point.

2:38 "You missed! How could you miss he was three feet in front of you"

@kevinpark1

3 жыл бұрын

Nice mulan reference

When mark actually plays and has fun with the game being happy mark Everyone liked that

@ericjohnson7234

3 жыл бұрын

Pepperridge farm remembers

@ApexOrSomething

3 жыл бұрын

This is like Not Virtual Reality but it is Virtual Reality

"Hey don't be rude!" *Shoots Wade* Bob is a savage.

@Shatanah

4 жыл бұрын

hes a bit more of a prick to them instead of being a savage that's just me >.>

@CrystalRose1111

4 жыл бұрын

Bob is awesome

@rugerprice4428

3 жыл бұрын

I love your little picture :3

18:39 I really hope that isn't how Bob disciplines his kid

Mark: “AHH!!...I touched you and everything went wrong” Take that out of context or not

"It's 3am and I'm too tired to write a description. We play hand simulator and there's tanks and go karts and bob and wade are there too. I made the thumbnail in about 2 minutes I'm sorry. I'll update it when I get some sleep." The current thumbnail is a white background with the Hand Simulator hand, a tank, and Mark's face connected by +'s. So, ✋ + Stock image tank + that one image of Mark everyone always uses I'm copying this down in the comments so that it can be preserved forever. Both of these are majestic and deserve to be remembered.

@OneWeekGirl

4 жыл бұрын

It should also be noted that the game is listed as Grand Theft Auto V.

@Ourosmosis

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@naunofficial7766

4 жыл бұрын

It's still like that

@stefanm.734

4 жыл бұрын

@@naunofficial7766 Guess he still hasn't gotten any sleep.

@BennetCRadey

4 жыл бұрын

3 weeks later it's still the same

Everyone on the bridge: What are my hands doing? The hands: *they're groovin*

@kingfordvr5863

3 жыл бұрын

I see your pfp and think of dancin krono remix

@bulldozer2668

3 жыл бұрын

King Ford I think of the distraction choice in completing the mission

@finndonohue9434

3 жыл бұрын

Berd

@new_guy1w

3 жыл бұрын

Is dat hat kid????

I payed attention to my puppy for like two minutes and Mark’s steering wheel was gone when I looked back

30:00 NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE KENNEDYS WHAAOOOOOOO

Mark: having intense, real battles in Hand Simulator Everyone: WAT? REALLY? Mark: I CLAIM SKILL!

@nicktrickle2388

4 жыл бұрын

Wade in my head: Gee TaNkS a LoT

Mark: “Who’s doin’ doughnuts in the sand?” Wade: “That’s probably me I can’t turn.”

@skimpskomp

4 жыл бұрын

i watched that part of the video too

@sp00kyc00kie

4 жыл бұрын

@@skimpskomp your name and your comment XD

@skimpskomp

4 жыл бұрын

@@sp00kyc00kie wat

@CyrixOkami

4 жыл бұрын

Wade can't turn yet was turning in circles 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂

@SallySue9725

4 жыл бұрын

I can’t believe all the problems Wade had with his game working lol especially when neither Bob nor Mark really had any at all 😂

Wade's Mr. Burns impression at 5:51 always gets me.

I'm dead at Wade just constantly going in circles and I don't think his brain was functioning at that moment. I could hear the spinning seal song the whole time 😂😂

"I'M COMING FOR YOUSSS" **Yancy Intensifies**

It's funny how unironically good mark is at the tanks game mode. Especially with that insane snipe at 13:25. That was actually really impressive

25:52 he just reverses and that just makes me crack up Also revisitinf after a few years and this is still hilarious

Bob: I’m hearing you and I’m telling you to do better then you are! Me: relatable. To relatable. Also bob:please god! Touch me! Me:*dies of laughter *

Shoves tank barrel in Mark's face Bob: Lead the target...

British, italian, and german tanks clashing in an african desert, 1943 colorized

9:05 Wade is trying to avoid getting sand in his eyes

@majicbob4897

2 жыл бұрын

So true

Moral of the story *LEAD THE TARGET*

@InstaTechGaming

3 жыл бұрын

and avoid the bridge

@bighillraft

3 жыл бұрын

*lie lead the target

*mark's gokart starts glitching on bridge* Mark: "I'm going for a jouney" 23:32

from "FRAMES" to "lead tHE TARGET"

Mark: Wade, you were in the way Wade: Oh im sO SORRY IM BUSY HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS IN MY GO-KART

Wade: *suffering in existence* Mark: *following Wade, giggling to himself* Bob: *betrayal incarnate*

@DeltaSilver88

4 жыл бұрын

So Takumi was barking up the wrong tree in Fire Emblem... it was Bob the entire time? 🤔

"Maybe you've gotta grip it, like, lower on the shaft." - Markiplier, 2019