"I disrespect your bridge, goatman" "I'm dancing on your bridge, it's my bridge now"

@thedarkbat4584

3 жыл бұрын

True

@masb6306

3 жыл бұрын

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

@dagrookoo3128

3 жыл бұрын

Ryan? is that you?

@AspenBurning

3 жыл бұрын

@@dagrookoo3128 close enough

@oli2328

3 жыл бұрын

@@dagrookoo3128 Shane

"Lixian can you cut out that chirping" Me: silly mark, thats not possible *Lixian cuts out chirping* Me: *absolutely gobsmacked*

@VikasKumar-yy3rx

4 жыл бұрын

thats quite easy actually

@BountifulGames

4 жыл бұрын

@@VikasKumar-yy3rx how so. The reason i made this comment was based on my lack of knowledge on the subject. So I just assumed it was either unbelievably difficult to do or something. At least up until Lixian did it.

@jesusdiaz7095

4 жыл бұрын

fnaf

@ruzahel6287

3 жыл бұрын

Vikas Kumar that’s cool I wonder how it works.

@maceycain7610

3 жыл бұрын

@@ruzahel6287 someone said it reverses the frequency against the original frequency? not sure if that's true or not

As a scientist I know I never leave for a research project without an arsenal of C4 and land mines Also Mark’s attitude is exactly what I expect from a military ‘research’ team

@wolfsbane4587

2 жыл бұрын

Always gotta have em' on me.

@meepnope4389

2 жыл бұрын

What about your science flask!?!?

@checkyourwindows.2697

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget the science flasks

@Anonymous._..

2 жыл бұрын

Es

@wolfknight628

Жыл бұрын

I tend to prefer the spare mines I find at churches though

Mark: “Pew pew! Let there be light!-“ *Fires gun* “- Oh f*ck!” 😂

@MsReed-sd4pu

2 жыл бұрын

@Jaden Jay 2:50

@thecrazyalan6312

2 жыл бұрын

Never give Mark a gun

@shadowhunter6415

2 жыл бұрын

@@thecrazyalan6312 always give mark the gun. got it

@awuza7045

2 жыл бұрын

2:45

@me2videos

Жыл бұрын

This is the best part of the video

“I love hunting Goatmen.” “I lOvE hUnTiNg MeN!” *The Most Dangerous Game flashbacks*

@andrewvincent6944

4 жыл бұрын

Its been forever since I have read that

@the_lost_archivist3751

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew Vincent I read it recently and I loved it very much! It was an interesting story.

@babybopz8992

4 жыл бұрын

ha! i had to read TMDG for school. it was interesting, and quite suspenseful.

@getnaenaed4222

4 жыл бұрын

I'm actually having flashbacks rn

@deathspacito__2956

4 жыл бұрын

No. Just stop talking

Bob: "The controls are gross, that's horrifying!!!" Mark: "I'm gonna play like this, guys."

@hustler_one_9

4 жыл бұрын

Tbh it reminded me of Lost Planet, and I'd play like that XD

@facejanger8549

4 жыл бұрын

Duck Hunt mode looks nice

@professional_loser__

Жыл бұрын

Honestly i like that mode a lot, it feels more realistic, granted it feels and looks weird but i think its neat

This livestream is actually what got me into Buzzfeed Unsolved bc everyone in the chat was yelling "FUCK YOU GOATMAN, I'M DANCING ON YOUR BRIDGE" An enjoyable experience overall

@looksirdroids9134

Жыл бұрын

Anyone who gets into anything Buzzfeed is a moron.

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

Жыл бұрын

I feel you, watching their goatman video just makes me think of this

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

Жыл бұрын

Maybe this video happened while they were investigating, and that's why the goat man wasn't at his bridge

Something to consider: This was someone's first Markiplier video, and as a result for a period of time they thought that was Mark's actual intro. Also I love Lixian's drawing of the Goatman at the end, it looks way better than the actual model in the game.

“OHH HE GOES RIGHT THROUGH FENCES- SATAN PIG!” - Bob, 2019

@frame7629

4 жыл бұрын

Yes. This happens for real!

@dragonfighter256

4 жыл бұрын

Aaaaaaah! Demonsatangoatpig!

@KBMoonlight

2 жыл бұрын

@Mr Cringe I do! Gimme dem chops!

Wade: I love hunting goatman with my friends! Mark: I love hunting MEN *Bob and Wade sweating intensifies*

@AceAxolotl

4 жыл бұрын

It’s Pecan again

@reaperwolf3770

4 жыл бұрын

I love hunting goats

@thefighter6071

2 жыл бұрын

J u s t l i k e t h e s i m u l a t i o n s

"We've got plenty of landmines! There's churches all over this country" "The landmine was not in the house... it was in the barn which is the church where cows worship" "BEAR! *BOOM*"

“A Heist With Markiplier” “4 days” I literally gasped with so much excitement, thinking (maybe) a sequel.... Then I realized this video is over a year old

@multiplerats

3 жыл бұрын

He announced a sequel after Unus Annus ended

@AlyxDG

3 жыл бұрын

It seems like Heist 2 is already in the works.

@sanctionedmeat8578

2 жыл бұрын

@@AlyxDG they needed to have enough views pulled in over a length of time, in order for a heist with markiplier to be turned into a number 2, since it was a funded series by KZread. So idk if it's in the works right now, but I know there's a good chance number two will happen. He has said many times he wants to do another, he just needs this one to succeed before he's allowed to start the second one

@thatoneguydamonreid2510

2 жыл бұрын

@@sanctionedmeat8578 I’m pretty sure by this point that Mark has already confirmed that Heist 2 is currently being made.

@cantusanimus7890

2 жыл бұрын

@@sanctionedmeat8578 I mean, he already wrote it. Mark mentioned heist 2 in several livestreams. I think they're gonna be filming it soon, because Mark said the filming would start right after The Edge of sleep. And they already finished TEOS

“I’m playing the weenie” is the first thing I heard Edit: Y’all I meant the vid Jesus fucking Christ

@mishaell

4 жыл бұрын

Jessi is right, I think you need some eye drops.

@dakarai2350

4 жыл бұрын

Later lamp Your pfp describes me when it’s 3 am and I’m home alone and I here someone sneeze

@ArtiSingh-bv1xi

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@thetyrantofthemassacrebloo9030

4 жыл бұрын

@@dakarai2350 LMFAO!!! FUNNEST COMMENT I'VE EVER SEEN!!!

@fatalunatic

4 жыл бұрын

@@mishaell mishael is right,i think you need some eye drops

Mark: I LIKE HUNTING MEN Strange silence “That’s different”

@znightowlz6585

4 жыл бұрын

Kavi Sterling sigh we get it you watched the same video we did.

@renasmurakkojiraines5422

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@chelseal1055

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@RealShrimpu

4 жыл бұрын

*THAT'S DIFFERENT*

@TOP_1PROCENT

4 жыл бұрын

@@RealShrimpu B

lixian has really become part of the channel and i love it. it’s so nice seeing an editor get recognition for what they do

Mark: "I'm going to the barn! By myself!" Wade: "Of course you are. And I'm going with you!" **sad Lord of the Rings music**

Bear: * runs at Mark * Mark: "oh, you're approaching me?"

@retrorebootmusic

4 жыл бұрын

BRWAAAAAHA *Well I can't eat you without getting closer*

@supremelunatherenamon749

4 жыл бұрын

👎😑👎

@javadk.9145

4 жыл бұрын

*then come as close as you like to my Landmine*

@oliverstanfield8222

4 жыл бұрын

stop this

@huycan9518

4 жыл бұрын

I can't stop laughing this reference (lol)

Mark: *Hears the word "bear"* Mark: I GOT A C4

@diobrando666

4 жыл бұрын

Say hi the boys

@landonbaker27

4 жыл бұрын

Ya

@Lolcat21

4 жыл бұрын

Bears coming *BOOM* [laughing]

@gamerman0252

4 жыл бұрын

Markiplier and anyone else who is saying this you guys better support team tree! Save the earth and plant trees for Mother Nature! And mark I know you would definitely want to help out so please do yourself.

@natsueyama

4 жыл бұрын

@@gamerman0252 ... Well u just popped outta nowhere...

In every Bigfoot like game wade most iconic line is screaming “ HE’S Here”

Does anyone else really want Bob to expand on his statement: "Goats are kinda like dragons"?

@nigoroto3250

2 жыл бұрын

Nope

@cupids_favourite_aro4578

2 жыл бұрын

@@nigoroto3250 fair enough

@gun_violence_gaming

Жыл бұрын

Der da mystical creechurs

@falconsfeather6970

3 ай бұрын

I would LOVE to hear him out on his theories

Bob: "Why would we need like 15 burners?" Mark: "I AM A MAN WITH 5 OVENS!"

@pedrorhodes6206

4 жыл бұрын

Space is cool

@Alex-tq2eb

4 жыл бұрын

Pedro why space?

@pedrorhodes6206

4 жыл бұрын

@@Alex-tq2eb is a reference from the video where mark hunted Bigfoot with tyler

@Random-sh3nd

4 жыл бұрын

U can cook a crapton of steak with five ovens

@96Logan

4 жыл бұрын

@@pedrorhodes6206 also, in numerous games that take place in space, mark will just blurt out the word, "SPAAAACEEE."

the first words: *”I’m playing as the weenie.”* about what’s expected

@randomnum111

4 жыл бұрын

If he said something Different I would honestly be unhappy

@dadonsta1828

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@sngmingis

4 жыл бұрын

William Afton same

@sngmingis

4 жыл бұрын

That One Person uh ok?

@sngmingis

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin Hernandez k

Bob: Getting ready to hunt the goat man Wade: also getting ready to hunt the goat man Mark: lEt thErE Be LiGhT- *shoots ground*

Bob’s laugh will always bring me joy, especially when Mark accidentally blew up that poor bear XD

@loki4807

7 ай бұрын

Your pfp made me do a double-take.

Now I picture this scenario: Bob: “Where’s Mark?” Wade: “I don’t know, I thought he was with you.” **In the distance** *”BEAR!!”* **BOOM**

@mentallyunstablegamergirl7060

4 жыл бұрын

I seen this comment and i couldn't help but laugh. I played the scenario in my head and it was friggin hilarious😂😂 10/10

@f.b.i.2366

4 жыл бұрын

Here..have my like

@taylorgallagher2832

4 жыл бұрын

Too funny.

@autumnanarchy2659

4 жыл бұрын

*delayed boom

@johnadler6987

4 жыл бұрын

This comment needs ten more likes after my like XD

*_"He's comming right for us...!"_* _50lb of C4 goes off!_

@pedrorhodes6206

4 жыл бұрын

Where we cookin boys?

i love how when mark said 'science flask,' bob and wade made fun of him, but still knew exactly what he was talking about.

Damn can we just take a moment to appreciate Lixian on just deleting the noise like that. That’s one next level editor.

@loder8592

26 күн бұрын

It actually is not difficult, its an inbuild feature in premiere, audacity etc. That doesnt change the fact tho that Lixian is awesome ;)

Mark: "HUNTING the GOATMAN" *Shane Madej wants to know your location*

@pixxidog873

4 жыл бұрын

*this is my bridge little demon boy-*

@sea_four

4 жыл бұрын

nice

@sheefgrongus

4 жыл бұрын

"They'll come here and tell stories of ME!"

@dwlrma

4 жыл бұрын

"i disrespect your bridge, goatman"

@MTaylor98

4 жыл бұрын

“This is my bridge now, Goatman”

Shane's and Ryan's bridge: *exists* Mark, Bob and wade: *''We are about to end this man's career.''*

@deathspacito__2956

4 жыл бұрын

You said it wrong

@jotarokujocrus6878

4 жыл бұрын

@@deathspacito__2956 r/wooosh

@grettalisacaylen4793

4 жыл бұрын

LITEDALLY LOL

@thaa1552

4 жыл бұрын

*We are about to end this man's WHOLE career* B)

@tsukarikaoru

4 жыл бұрын

Yaassssss

2:53 How to place a tripod light: Engineer: Just place it on the ground. Markiplier: Gun.

@dionemartins0212

6 ай бұрын

*Military research team: Gun

"Science flask" *screams in chemistry major*

@TheBluePhoenix008

2 жыл бұрын

Screams in 8th grader That's a round bottom mark, you're smart you should know this

@maemaesimonson7049

2 жыл бұрын

Smartest dumb person you’ll ever meet

@TheBluePhoenix008

2 жыл бұрын

@@maemaesimonson7049 wasn't he trying to become a neuroscientist? Or was that Matpat

@shadowhunter6415

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheBluePhoenix008 that was mat pat, mark went into engineering and failed

@TheBluePhoenix008

2 жыл бұрын

@@shadowhunter6415 lmao. I think it was bio engineering. Even getting into that is an accomplishment.

Nobody: Goat man: *aggressively walks backwards*

@foolish_sadist8378

3 жыл бұрын

^ moonwalking away like Michael Jackson ^

@thegamingwitch

3 жыл бұрын

HEE HEE

@celinagabor6915

3 жыл бұрын

I'm goat man HEE HEE

@backroomstruechaos4053

3 жыл бұрын

*Smooth Criminal.*

@IAMYOURFATHER_.

3 жыл бұрын

@@celinagabor6915 No

Man, I really hope they don't try to take Shane and Ryan’s bridge.

@smexypants__3299

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah ikr

@taydietv7493

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr?

@Creamyfarts

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@kfrfsfjfdrtf

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@lainy8263

4 жыл бұрын

So glad that I wasn’t the only person who thought this

Markiplier: "Welcome back gals and girls, its Markiplier." Me: What the Fu-

@miserychilde

3 жыл бұрын

he says guy and gals

@xislomega242

3 жыл бұрын

just realised he literally said "girls and girls", thats sexist jk loma!

@rich.wishes

3 жыл бұрын

@@xislomega242 jk loma!

@thecrapinmytoilet6892

2 жыл бұрын

@@rich.wishes sill kinda makes sense. Laughing Off My Ass

@Dpm_2005

2 жыл бұрын

@@thecrapinmytoilet6892 Does your ass laugh?!! 😂

as a Ryan and Shane stan, I humbly want to say "We're here for the cult stuff, we saw the ad on craigslist."

@noneofyourbusiness2854

2 жыл бұрын

XD

@thatwalmartkid7750

2 жыл бұрын

Lol yes

@katsruleallthetime3237

2 жыл бұрын

"They're cultist Ryan🙄"

@emararose319

2 жыл бұрын

"THIS IS MY BRIDGE NOW CHILDREN WILL COME HERE AND TELL STORIES OF ME"

@--Grimm

2 жыл бұрын

99feet I have self 7PM 0706

Mark: Explosives expert Bob: Healer Wade: Live bait

@pedrorhodes6206

3 жыл бұрын

Explosives """"""""""""""""expert""""""""""""""

@realrunningdog_5812

3 жыл бұрын

I wouldn’t call mark an “expert”

@plaguedgaming7677

3 жыл бұрын

Mark is an expert in being a hilarious dumbass

@Jay1ent

3 жыл бұрын

𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉

@josephrocheleau7466

3 жыл бұрын

Play the game of mark as he steps on his own mines

"I dance on your bridge goatman, this is my bridge now" -Shane Madej

@claytonmurray537

4 жыл бұрын

@Mango The RainWing Funny, trolling a goat on a bridge

@samanthabergen6893

4 жыл бұрын

PEOPLE WILL COME HERE AND TELL TALES OF ME!

@Rin_Ryuma

4 жыл бұрын

F*** you goatman!

Every day I think about how I would of loved if when Wade went "But that's the same frequency of my voice" that his little gibberish was cut off, as though it was the same frequency. (Ya'll ever feel like a comment you typed doesn't do a good of explaining what you're trying to say?)

@nigoroto3250

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, I understood what you said clearly

The chemistry comedy these guys have is hilarious

"We can have sex....for research.." Imma use this as a pick up line from now on.

@diobrando666

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@brianisgett1095

4 жыл бұрын

Tell us if it works

@brokenbread5856

4 жыл бұрын

@@brianisgett1095 tried it i got beaten

@starmunching

4 жыл бұрын

@@brokenbread5856 beaten as in...like punched??

@brokenbread5856

4 жыл бұрын

@@starmunching they inserted banana in my ear is say is only game why have to be mad

DONT YOU DARE HURT THE GOATMAN HE ALREADY LOST HIS BRIDGE

@smexypants__3299

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Shane and Ryan claimed it already lol

@rosegold2790

4 жыл бұрын

This is goatman entrapment

@c0zylemons

4 жыл бұрын

Poor goatman. He just want his baby bridge back.

@pendingauthor2536

4 жыл бұрын

He’s practically homeless; give him a break

@theorkishgamer7375

4 жыл бұрын

Children will come here and tell tales of me

ME: *just imagining Mark screaming this at nothing while on Shane and Ryan's bridge** I'M ON YOUR BRIDGE GOATMAN!

2:52 *"LET THERE BE LI- fuck-"* "Did you just shoot the ground?" *laughing his ass off*

"This is MY bridge now, Goatman! People will come and tell stories of ME!" -Shane "Y'know what, throw me in there too." -Ryan Bergara

@redeyedangel

Жыл бұрын

Yess

Bruh Lixian is honestly a whole lad, these interactions with him recently are pretty cool tbh

@gallaieousyehudai12

4 жыл бұрын

You're the first comment I saw about him 😁 yeah the ended was pretty cool

@kaiseremotion854

4 жыл бұрын

hes amazing

@Beemo42069

4 жыл бұрын

You meant dixian?

@yusufmohd100

4 жыл бұрын

@@Beemo42069 Lixian.

@_Its.Just.Felix_

4 жыл бұрын

i love the interactions with him its pretty great and always a good laugh

0:20 “hey bobble heads ice cream here” is all I heard

"See, and you thought we had a limeted number of those landmines. There's churches all over this place!" Gotta be one of my favorite Bob quotes

Snake: Exists. Mark: Alright I've got C4.

@davelmfao

3 жыл бұрын

well duh,snakes can be poisonous so whatcha gotta do is go all american style against the snake and fucking use explosives!its easy i do it all the damn time!

@Morning_Dewdrop

3 жыл бұрын

@@davelmfao My ball python is angy at you. She hiss in your general direction

@davelmfao

3 жыл бұрын

@@Morning_Dewdrop alright i got c4 where is she

@Just-A-Nemo

3 жыл бұрын

@@davelmfao A m e r i c a n style. Lol xD

@davelmfao

3 жыл бұрын

@@Just-A-Nemo yes

As a Shaniac I say... "I'm dancing on your bridge, Goatman. It's my bridge now"

@appleuwumer

3 жыл бұрын

Boogara 5ever

@k0zy0m17

3 жыл бұрын

exactly what i thought -a boogara

@emilystrickland8157

3 жыл бұрын

*aggressively dances on bridge*

@sydneyparsons5365

3 жыл бұрын

YESSSSSSSSS A SHANIAC and a boogara sadly im undecided in this war ;-;

@avaius

3 жыл бұрын

Shaniacs unite. The bridge is ours now

Ahh yes MY takeaway.."anything is ok to try once for research."

Mark: I love hunting men! Wade: Oh, thats different

“Let there be *BAM* “ is transcendently American.

@minimalgrammar1276

3 жыл бұрын

Would like but it's at 69.

@dummyworks4587

3 жыл бұрын

@@minimalgrammar1276 *grammer*

@GeoSpark3070

3 жыл бұрын

As an american I can agree. I usually slam my hand on the light switch. Just *slap* let there be light!

@GeoSpark3070

3 жыл бұрын

@@dummyworks4587 that hurt my brain. please don't incorrectly correct things. Q-Q

@altf4582

3 жыл бұрын

@@dummyworks4587 grammar*

"Why is there a Landmine in the Church?" Because some people say "Not today, Satan" AND MEAN IT!

@ulfricstormcloak6675

4 жыл бұрын

Gamrison welcome to the south, home of fried chicken, country, and using land mines to blow up Satan.

Wade: *doing his intro* Mark: hE DID THE THING Bob: *being himself*

The ability for these three to make literally anything hilarious still astounds me.

“DO YOU LIKE HOW I DANCE ON YOUR BRIDGE GOATMAN?!”

@Clarebear0925

4 жыл бұрын

Ariana Martinez “I DISRESPECT YOUR BRIDGE GOATMAN!”

@Mari-bx2wl

4 жыл бұрын

@@Clarebear0925 if you want me off this bridge you ganna have to kill me

Mark: "I like hunting MEN!" **Awkward Silence** Wade: Oh. Bob: That's different.

@frame7629

4 жыл бұрын

True

@isdrakon9802

4 жыл бұрын

The most dangerous game type stuff

"It's my bridge now!"

No one: Literally no one: Mark:there's a bear i got C4

I love Lixian's editing! He really enjoys throwing himself into it through animation and stuff, and it's becoming a joke now and I love it.

@underfoxglove3958

4 жыл бұрын

livin for it now honestly its great

@robstewart8002

4 жыл бұрын

Same i would love to see more of them interact...especially if lixian would mess with mark more lol

@dtfannmbr1

4 жыл бұрын

i couldn’t agree more i absolutely love him perfectly fulfilling Mark’s requests and having fun with it and putting his art into it

@Jeffguy55

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like it's the perfect amount, just enough to be present without taking away from the video.

@jefferey_92

4 жыл бұрын

Lixian: Am I a joke to you?

"Bear comin'!" _Explosion_ *MILITARY RESEARCH TEAM!*

@lil_biscuit

3 жыл бұрын

America when a country has oil

@tinytheeevet3793

3 жыл бұрын

The entire episode in a nutshell

@jpthepug3126

3 жыл бұрын

Russia in the Third World War

@macncheesy0548

3 жыл бұрын

Lol COURTESY OF THE MILITARY RESEARCH TEAM

@MrzGEISHA

3 жыл бұрын

Praise..

I can’t believe Mark got to play with the hit Amazon Prime exclusive TV show, The Boys

07:25 that is the most "US BLACK OPS HILLBILLIES FOR HIRE" -moment i have ever seen. 5/7 have a like xD

I love how everyone knows it’s Ryan and Shane’s bridge.

@VaderTheWhite

4 жыл бұрын

We go to it and tell stories of then.

@pixxidog873

4 жыл бұрын

Children tremble in fear at the mention of them

@Clarebear0925

4 жыл бұрын

The children shall tell stories of them for decades....

@spacerace1313

4 жыл бұрын

this is the first i'm hearing of it

@Itskfx

4 жыл бұрын

space race Wow. When I wrote the comment EVERYONE was talking about Ryan and Shane’s bridge.

"GET OFF MY BRIDGE GOAT MAN!" -Shane (years are hard to remember)

@NikoroAya

4 жыл бұрын

@DoodleNoodlePlayzz SHAME hahahaha (but srsly doe he's a guy from buzzfeed that does paranormal/unsolved investigations with another guy named Ryan)

@cheyanneflowers9867

3 жыл бұрын

Yeaaaaaaahhhh I was looking for one of these comments!! :)

@kayla5786

3 жыл бұрын

@DoodleNoodlePlayzz he stole goatman's Bridge! :))))

@jmfindorff

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm dancing on your bridge, Goatman" -Also Shane

@8bitgamer272

3 жыл бұрын

Nice reference

2:51 let there be bam! 12:34 putting land mines down 13:09 land mines again/blaming Wade 14:45 Bob destroying defenses with no shame

6:11 Mark and Wade's beautiful voices.

Let's take a moment to appreciate Lixian's editing on the cricket noises.

@yoyo-tb2xp

4 жыл бұрын

lets take a moment to appreciate that your the only normal comment here also TRUE THAT WAS GOOD

@sirminty8495

4 жыл бұрын

Let's appreciate him for putting up with Mark. Seriously Mark must make his job a lot tougher. I'm still waiting for the moment Lixian just puts a big fat NO on the screen with a polite smile. Honestly would make me die laughing

@lupanakellen3566

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously, I think Lixian should be referred to as Mr.Wizard. 😜

@noahcochran3271

4 жыл бұрын

All he had to do was play the same frequency but in reverse

@crimsonphoenix1175

4 жыл бұрын

anyone know if Lixian offers editing lessons?

“We’re hunting the goatman!!” Literally 38 minutes of them blowing up innocent animals.

@connerolson3320

4 жыл бұрын

I think at first yes they were innocent, but later in the game. The goatman started controlling them, which is why a boar, and a deer were trying to kill them.

@DIHVLD

4 жыл бұрын

@@connerolson3320 I love when people ruin jokes.

@genericcreator6467

4 жыл бұрын

conner olson you watch too much game theory... jokes don’t have meaning.

@dustystars8734

4 жыл бұрын

Olson even , even I dont ruin jokes with that much over analysis XD

@an0n23

4 жыл бұрын

@@genericcreator6467 jokes can have meaning...

11:08 mark angered the gods and sent in the viper team

20:03 Shane is coming to claim that bridge ✋😑

"Hey guys, the satan is outside!" *proceeds to go outside*

@alexstewart7348

4 жыл бұрын

*is promptly killed by snakes*

@Wrennbird

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, it’s rude not to greet the guest of honor

@noorrina3769

4 жыл бұрын

I see you

@noorrina3769

4 жыл бұрын

I see you

@noorrina3769

4 жыл бұрын

I see you

That’s the last thing that bear ever heard... “ *BEAR* “

@chickastley8805

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@diamondbeater8121

3 жыл бұрын

Then maniacal laughter

@brucesendsshi

3 жыл бұрын

BEAAAARRRR

@boneless2lcup524

3 жыл бұрын

Then BOOM

@diamondbeater8121

3 жыл бұрын

@Marle Saunders laughing is at 7:15 while the bear walking into death is at 7:14

People who say Wade isn’t funny are just plain wrong 😂 he’s the one who makes me full on belly laugh while I’m listening to the podcast.

@maddieb.4282

9 ай бұрын

I haven’t seen really anyone say that except for you….. idk why you needed to be so underhanded with your “compliment” lol

@dionemartins0212

6 ай бұрын

​@@maddieb.4282 People across the comments were joking about him just being there, so that might be what they were talking about

Them: How do u summon the goat demon? Me: I summon demons all the time! All u have to do is-

Has flashbacks to Shane dancing on the goatmans bridge

@kelpworm2417

4 жыл бұрын

Omg yes 😂😂😂😂

@lotusnaturals1897

4 жыл бұрын

on your bridge

@whack5695

4 жыл бұрын

Dont you mean HIS bridge

Nobody: Not A Soul: Me: *Watches this video* My Brain: "iM dAnCiNg On YoUr BrIdGe GoAtMaN"

@TotallyNotHimBTW

4 жыл бұрын

Lotta buzzfeed comments

@avroses24

4 жыл бұрын

I went there recently and shanes name was written on part of it

@Sketchtrastrophe

4 жыл бұрын

lmao same

@urgenci3032

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@goatman7749

4 жыл бұрын

Stop. Dancing. On. My. Bridge. Please.

31:24 all the way to the "what," is just so funny imo

“Bear!” Friggin ‘Splodes

"HEY GOATMAN, IM STANDING ON YOUR BRIDGE. ITS MY BRIDGE NOW" - Shane

“Let there be li- *BANG* “ “BEAR- *BOOM* “ “Birrrrd!! *BANG* “

@bruh-ty5wn

4 жыл бұрын

Can't forget "SNAKE- *BANG* *BOOM* "

@professionalneet5820

4 жыл бұрын

BIRD! ........................ BANG!

@remingtonduffey563

4 жыл бұрын

Tm

20:05 - "Goatman I'm dancing on your bridge, it's mine now!!"

Markiplier: **Does different intro** Me: *WAIT NO STOP THAT'S ILLEGAL YOU CAN'T-*

"If you want me off this bridge, Goatman you're going to have to kill me."

@josehorta3323

4 жыл бұрын

*immediatly dies from goatman*😂😂😂😂😂😂

@emma-leebaiani8785

4 жыл бұрын

@@josehorta3323 neither Shane nor Ryan died from goatman???

@chio3380

4 жыл бұрын

Shane could even steal goatmans wife if he wanted to.

@marstheworm

4 жыл бұрын

@@chio3380 the reason we never saw goatman that ep is bc Shane is goatman

Mark last video: *refuses to burn demon-infused child* Mark: *blows up bear with a military-grade land mine* We all love him💀💀

@BreeNix

4 жыл бұрын

There's a big difference between a child (demon infused or not) and a giant bear.

@dracopiia

4 жыл бұрын

@@dotROM_ akdmsmxn Who let you on the internet 😂😂😂

@dayeeter8962

4 жыл бұрын

@@BreeNix no one loves you

@skullface6362

4 жыл бұрын

Have you SEEN the ending for if they had BURNED her?

@redw0lfa299

4 жыл бұрын

When I started to read this all I heard was BOOM and then laughing

Markiplier: I love hunting men Subtitles: I love hot men

Bob: 8:21 what is this Sea Of Thieves. Me: Sea Of Thieves part 2 when mark?

"goatman i'm gonna dance on your bridge"

@kyle5674

4 жыл бұрын

I said Goatman... I run down this ridge...

@justajely7372

4 жыл бұрын

Buzzfeed

“Hey where’s Goatman” Shane from buzzfeed unsolved: “it’s my bridge now”

@spookden5243

4 жыл бұрын

i disrespect your bridge goatman! look at how I dance on it. if you want me off, you're gonna have to kill me!

@salacious_modeus.

4 жыл бұрын

Aiden Hall _h-he did throw someone off the bridge once-_

@terriblegoatman826

4 жыл бұрын

I'm right here :D

@maxmcclung2401

4 жыл бұрын

terriblegoatman Mr.Goatman glad to see you’ve returned.

@chibenedict1099

4 жыл бұрын

yes

the scariest part of this game was the grass being displayed as billboard particles

It's fun to see the trio having so much fun. I like moments like these when gaming with friends

*Mark and Wade actually doing stuff* Meanwhile:Bob is flying a drone around saying: *WeReerRerEerE*

@legoyoda2267

3 жыл бұрын

@Reyna Ortiz Rodriguez same

@OverStrive2008

3 жыл бұрын

@Ajehy

3 жыл бұрын

@@OverStrive2008 - ooh, how did you do that emoji?

@Mackie_Bear

3 жыл бұрын

@quirkygirlboss

3 жыл бұрын

I read this right as it happened XD

"Why is there a mine in the church?" Have you not heard of the Holy Hand Grenade?

@madisonjolly9426

4 жыл бұрын

Haha yEs

@NellieCollier

4 жыл бұрын

The HOly hAnd grEnAde of ANTiocH

@jessicamason2526

4 жыл бұрын

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade, that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... *friar nudges brother maynard urging him to skip ahead* And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

@dmc12destroyer57

4 жыл бұрын

Armorments 2:9-21

@dmc12destroyer57

4 жыл бұрын

Jessica Mason you are a memelord

It’s great when Lix laughs right along with these knuckleheads.

36:05 "What a nice ambience." "What a sweet am-beans." "I love beans."

7:10 Mark: "ok I laid a couple mines" Bear: *becomes a meat slushie*

@-rin2836

4 жыл бұрын

swiftraven2346 to be fair, just one landline can make someone a meat slushie 👀

@gewoony2972

3 жыл бұрын

The bear parts literally made me laugh so hard that my dad woke up

@t.d.tthedragontamer2764

3 жыл бұрын

booboo is going to have PTSD

@WorthyEpert1

3 жыл бұрын

“ARE YOU A BUN BUN, BUN BUN GONNA DIE DIE” - Mark from bear simulator

@diojoesturr7505

3 жыл бұрын

bear

I really find it impressive that Lixian was actually able to fix the cricket audio so well

Mark shooting the ground made me laugh so hard I had to put my coffee because my arms went limp.

All the memes from unsolved just came flooding in. 😭😂😂💀💀 "If you want me off this bridge goatman ur gonna have to kill me"

@adrielflett6413

4 жыл бұрын

can I call you? xd jk