"I learned how to crouch" "I lost an arm" "well, war is hell"

@lPsychoMax

4 жыл бұрын

Arm should of crouched too; don't you late when it lags behind?

@builderbosc

4 жыл бұрын

"Wait how do we do foot?" XD I actually laughed irl, although it took a while to process it.

@batpigking7544

4 жыл бұрын

.....666 ha ha ha

@thethreesillies3729

4 жыл бұрын

FIRST

@user-uu6oh3vy9d

4 жыл бұрын

Mark, Bob and Wade is they were in WWII

"I'm gonna try to change gears." "Also I'm a mangled corpse dangling from this car."

@polish2945

4 жыл бұрын

"hey hows it going there? You wannna win too bad"

@Shidetsa

4 жыл бұрын

Tomasz kerowski got damn you

@blanddan8991

4 жыл бұрын

Then how do you change gears?

@ryanartley633

4 жыл бұрын

@@polish2945 FNAF 2 mangle. 👏😂

@thethreesillies3729

4 жыл бұрын

FIRST

I really laughed when Mark just drove off quietly with the middle finger outside his window and did pretty well, what a legend

@eddielee5627

2 жыл бұрын

TIME STAMP IT

@Ranomoly

2 жыл бұрын

@@eddielee5627 12:59

@sunflowers_wren

3 ай бұрын

​@@eddielee5627 why so aggressive

7:52. "Slam it into fifth gear and hold on for dear life." Mark's words of wisdom for driving a car.

@jameswent48

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks captain obvious

@noface2382

2 жыл бұрын

@@jameswent48 did you just go on to several comments just to say that? Lmao

@jameshayter4604

2 жыл бұрын

7:55 Fucking hell

@Pullipe

Жыл бұрын

@@jameswent48 did you find a favorite catchphrase buddy?

@Pullipe

Жыл бұрын

@@noface2382 and yes he totally did (spamming it a couple times too)

I love how their cue to restart is just saying “frames”

@sowii

4 жыл бұрын

Inside jokes are the best

@silversamurai0267

4 жыл бұрын

It's their safe word. X'D

@senpie9087

4 жыл бұрын

RESTRAT FOR FRAMES

@TheMilkDistributor

4 жыл бұрын

its from the hand sim fishing vid it became law

@mythicalseven9548

4 жыл бұрын

Shaking the grenade to much caused it 😂 I didn’t think the joke would last so many videos

“As a person who has driven a car before- this is not.” True, I totally agree. Its just not.

@YotaRolla199E

4 жыл бұрын

As a person who's drag raced a car before... This is. One of the biggest keys to racing is the traction, and in drag racing timing of shifting is key as well. Even if you stay in first gear, on an unprepared street, traction will be hard to get and maintain, especially without a burnout or anything to heat the tires and create the friction to keep your tires on the ground (not to mention your engine would blow after a few seconds over-revving in first). Especially once you lose traction, unless you let off the gas and don't over correct, you will not regain traction. It is really not as far off from reality as it may seem, with the slipping and sliding of the cars very true to life if you take a small car capable of up to 180 mph (look at the speedometer) and just go full throttle on a street.

@ArcticVulpez

4 жыл бұрын

Adam Larson Yes, race cars weigh two ounces and the slightest bonk from another car makes you flip over. Of course. That’s how physics works

@YotaRolla199E

4 жыл бұрын

@@ArcticVulpez now I never said those physics were great. You're right, you don't flip over from tapping another car and come to an instant stop, but the part about little to no traction, inability to keep the car straight once you start turning, is pretty dang good. The car appearing to be light is explainable due to the lack of traction, but of course the always questionable Hand Simulator physics help. Also I'll not even say they meant to build it taking into account the lack of traction, it's just a logical explanation for the seemingly poor handling

@ArcticVulpez

4 жыл бұрын

Adam Larson Or they just made a game that’s difficult to control and didn’t care about real life. Most of the other games are rather realistic, but this one you just shift gears and go. While I’m always up for connecting things, I just don’t think they were trying at all to match reality. Their whole premise is to make things super hard to control.

@TheTiberianWolf

4 жыл бұрын

"A care" nice

9:26 Bob without context: "I got into first, outta first, and then into fifth and I'm navigating around Mark's dead body, *this is the one!* "

@blurryphan7578

Жыл бұрын

Gosh I love Bob

@elu9189

Жыл бұрын

@@blurryphan7578 you and me both, he has great humor and a laugh sweet like that of a grandma

to this day, i still have no fucking idea how wade won at 17:19

@Salvo_Z_Mix

Жыл бұрын

Luigi.

@The_Red_Master

Жыл бұрын

@@Salvo_Z_Mix I believe it

@TheChompChomp

Жыл бұрын

my best bet would be lag maybe? like Mark's pov was just broken and from everyone else's view wade was in front? Very confusing tho

@ItsYaBoiiiDB

Жыл бұрын

Dam

@yes-ko9jq

Жыл бұрын

@@Salvo_Z_Mix I agree entirely

Driving Instructor: Alright, what's the first step? Me: *sticks middle finger out the window*

@thumbrat

4 жыл бұрын

*the middle finger is the key*

@WillowCat778

4 жыл бұрын

This comment is way under rated lol. This is a beautiful comment Oh it’s not under rated anymore :D lol

@treebranch9596

4 жыл бұрын

Someone finally agrees with me!

@stormhawk4277

4 жыл бұрын

Flair Inferno Floor it?

@painfulguess9429

4 жыл бұрын

DI: okay i guess.. now what? *floors it, not touching the wheels**

Driving instructor: *visibly sweating* "You've shifted gears three times -- at what point are you going to grab the wheel-" Me: *with my middle finger outside* "No see that's the trick you're not supposed to touch the steering wheel at all, don't worry I saw a youtube tutorial, I got this.." *crashes*

@jazmine9296

4 жыл бұрын

Joshua Andrews now this is Comedy

@skimpskomp

4 жыл бұрын

haha this funny i laugh at this one

@Da_Swifta

4 жыл бұрын

Jazzer Podracing?

@thumbrat

4 жыл бұрын

I think instead of crashes you meant passes

@JA-vz1nl

4 жыл бұрын

@@thumbrat That would've worked too

This is exactly what my driving lessons looked like in my head every time I went more than 10 miles/hour

@demonprincess9680

2 жыл бұрын

Just speeding with a middle finer sticking out the left window?

“JESUS GRAB THE WHEEL!!” -wade2019

@tyguy57nextgen79

3 жыл бұрын

What time is that?

@Mario154047

3 жыл бұрын

TyGuy57 NextGen 11:12

@kalay5651

3 жыл бұрын

Wade is underrated

@jameswent48

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks captain obvious

@mephilesthedarks

3 жыл бұрын

@@jameswent48 someone is mad at quotes

"Stop fondling the balls!!" "AHHHH AHHH AHHHH I am going to go on the fifth gear!!" *best Markiplier confusion faces"

@Sukamacaw

4 жыл бұрын

Its around 12 👀

@darrellwillis4871

4 жыл бұрын

11:49

@vervno9848

4 жыл бұрын

I read this exactly when it came up 😂😂

@rickeyl.669

4 жыл бұрын

I laushed so hard at that moment XD

@ExtremusStupidus

4 жыл бұрын

11:48

Mark: I CHANGED THROUGH ALL THE GEARS PERFECTLY! Gears: *cronch cronch cronch*

@moondrop784

4 жыл бұрын

*c r o n c h*

@cupcakethesabertooth6802

4 жыл бұрын

*CRONCH* *If you cant find em' grind em'*

@cameronprimeaux7436

4 жыл бұрын

@@cupcakethesabertooth6802 I died reading this 😂😂😂

@cupcakethesabertooth6802

4 жыл бұрын

@@cameronprimeaux7436 👍🤣

@mostlymagical3220

4 жыл бұрын

y’all can’t float clutch?

Jack: speed is the key! Mark: *middle finger is the key!*

@globalglitch2082

3 жыл бұрын

this is perfect

One thing I like about these multiplayer Hand Simulator videos is that you can see Mark's struggles, but you can also hear his friends going through their own personal hell at the same time and you just have to imagine it.

"As a person who's driven a car before" *Mark going 300 flips and dies* "This is not" - Bob

@chloe_0888

3 жыл бұрын

Shell knight true

@jameswent48

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks captain obvious

@jameswent48

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks captain obvious

@certifiedserosimp

2 жыл бұрын

@@jameswent48 did you come back a month after your first reply just to say that again..?

@Melted_By_Me

2 жыл бұрын

@@jameswent48 thanks captain obvious

Markiplier’s face at 11:49 when bob and wade are talking is priceless

@Robloxthing91

5 ай бұрын

😏

3:16 "I just wanna say, as a person who has driven a car before..this is not...this is not.." -Bob

"My steering wheel is gone." "Sounds like FRAMES"

@benedictsantos4643

4 жыл бұрын

FRAMES

@thelonewanderer8186

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus grab the wheel!

@treysevy5079

4 жыл бұрын

@@thelonewanderer8186 he took the wheel thats for sure

@arkturus425

4 жыл бұрын

Oh boy... I loved the fishing one .

These guys literally have their steering wheels disappear and still have a license... But I mess up parallel parking _slightly_ and had to take my test again...

@snakeeyes9246

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't have to parallel park for my test.

@enderdude7902

4 жыл бұрын

Haha I'm only 14 so I don't fully understand it bu thats fine.

@arandomperson401

4 жыл бұрын

@@snakeeyes9246 lucky...

@cupcakethesabertooth6802

4 жыл бұрын

@@snakeeyes9246 me neither

@dave3938

4 жыл бұрын

They didn’t even announce it to their insurance.

I love how Wade getting the best speed was inspiration enough for Mark to will himself to the best speed XD

Imagine this: Bob: mark which car are you in Mark: the red car

@jameswent48

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks captain obvious

@blackfang-ms5rq

2 жыл бұрын

@@jameswent48 thanks sergeant obvious

Wade: “I can restart us if you want” Mark: “no” 0.2 seconds later Mark: “my steering wheel is gone”

@dragonminded9157

4 жыл бұрын

Frames.

@that1bunny821

4 жыл бұрын

When u are confident about something and something bad happens🤣

@simonpursall6144

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@jameswent48

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks captain obvious

@anotheregoistidiot8756

3 жыл бұрын

Break the weel

The walk Mark made to put on his lights was absolutely adorable

@IMagine_More

4 жыл бұрын

Tricia Cardone what kinda lights are those?

@moved21

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@savedname9959

4 жыл бұрын

A: 420th like B: yes, yes it was.

@momop788

3 жыл бұрын

That's how energetic sims walk

@guswilson4036

3 жыл бұрын

Secksy

11:48 this is the best moment ever

Mark: "steering wheel disappears" Mark: MY STEERING WHEEL IS GONE!! Bob: that's okay Mark: HOW IS THAT OKAY!! Mark: TRY ME!! "Car turns to wall" Mark: DON'T TRY ME, DON'T TRY ME!!

@RoadWarrior5110

Жыл бұрын

Mark: *steering wheel disappears* Mark: myyy steering wheels gone. Bob: that's fine! That's fine! everythings fine! Mark: whaddya mean? That's not fine. Bob: it's fine! seems fair to me! Mark: alright fine. you wanna go bro? I'll go gearbox only! Try me. Ahhhhh don't try me.

Wade: STOP FONDLING THE BALLS!! *Bob grunts for 5th gear* Mark: *forced to listen*

@bunnylegion3969

4 жыл бұрын

You guys? I’m tryna flip SOMEONE off. STOP FONDLING THE BALLS AND MOVE!!!!! *Sexualized grunting* Just get into fifth gear! C’mon! CMON!!!

@llody7777

4 жыл бұрын

Should we leave them be?

@jrcspiderman2003

4 жыл бұрын

Even Mark had this look on his face like wtf are they doing lol 😂🤣😂🤣😂

@camerondon3712

3 жыл бұрын

@@llody7777 I think so.

@dravitorsupreme8029

3 жыл бұрын

Laughing so hard right now 🤣

"STOP FUNDELING THE BALLS IT MOVES" "HUFHUF! JUST GO INTO FIFTH GEAR COME ON"

@konradbukowski8740

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed my ass off at that moment

@moonlord2647

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@twinedblayze

4 жыл бұрын

Oh-my-fucking-god-this-is-the-best-thing-ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob flipping mark off as he passed him up at 14:18 was my favorite 😂

@Vladik-0930

8 ай бұрын

Looks like he was given mark the fully opened hand as if to say... "Come get me bitch" Still works.

11:12 *JESUS GRAB THE WHEEL!!* -Wade.

No one: Steering wheel: *curse of vanishing*

@SeanoftheDead549

4 жыл бұрын

These games are dnd incarnate

@FabulousKilljoy

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@ymeypma7966

4 жыл бұрын

no its PATRICK

@drantigon

4 жыл бұрын

Nice minecraft reference

@Furlfoot5

4 жыл бұрын

@MEB_TIC_96 yeah you are

Mark: AAAAAAA *crashes* Headspace Ad: Let’s focus our attention to the different parts of the body...

@octavianjoseph8633

4 жыл бұрын

Best timing..... EVER!😂😁

@that1bunny821

4 жыл бұрын

Shashandra Suresh 🤣🤣🤣 the ads for Mark are amazing! They find the right moments in the video for the right ads🤣

@drea94

4 жыл бұрын

@@that1bunny821 You can choose the times for your ads

@skimpskomp

4 жыл бұрын

@Lonely Pluto you can but you cant choose what ads your videos have

@ateyourchips1164

4 жыл бұрын

And let's forget all our feelings and emotions... Just breath in... *inhales* And out

The little dance Mark made when he went to turn on his lights made me smile

Bob: "And Mark is the slowest, that's how it should be" Me, from the future: "Yes he is Mark slow"

@jameswent48

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks captain obvious

@jameswent48

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks captain obvious

@macncheesy0548

2 жыл бұрын

James went is committed, hes told u ur captain obvious a month ago and a day ago. Hes ready to do this monthly god damn

@golembiewski39

2 жыл бұрын

@@macncheesy0548 he's becoming captain obvious himself lol

@macncheesy0548

2 жыл бұрын

@@jameswent48 a month has passed, its time to say it again

So like…no one’s gonna talk about how their characters are naked

@sebastianarmas897

4 жыл бұрын

Fabulous Killjoy No

@MiniNukeMe89

4 жыл бұрын

What in the world are you talking about, they're fully clothed.

@coliom7811

4 жыл бұрын

*A L M O S T*

@thethreesillies3729

4 жыл бұрын

FIRST

@mellowlemons22

4 жыл бұрын

nope it is an accurate depiction

“Oh god my accent lights aren’t on” Becomes a cartoon demon

@josiecoversandoriginals

4 жыл бұрын

Violet Secret Person You make a good point

@M4Yd4y22

4 жыл бұрын

I misread demon for lesbian and was so confused

@josiecoversandoriginals

4 жыл бұрын

Oscar Borman im DEAD

@dr.temperancebrennan

4 жыл бұрын

@@M4Yd4y22 eh, how?

@M4Yd4y22

4 жыл бұрын

@@dr.temperancebrennan I really don't know

11:12 is by far the funniest line that Wade has ever spoken.

@tigerlily2816

3 жыл бұрын

JESUS GRAB THE WHEEL!!!!,

@marleyrose6632

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a line from a famous song. So, Wade quoting a movie is the funniest thing he’s ever said ? That says a lot 😂

@blakecacini8016

2 жыл бұрын

@@marleyrose6632 it's the difference between "Jesus take the wheel" and "JESUS _GRAB_ THE WHEEL"

@breezimckinney6909

2 жыл бұрын

@@marleyrose6632 um you said song then movie??

@FluffyJrPlayzOhhimark

11 ай бұрын

Thank you I was looking for this 😂

1:00 Wade: "I can restart us if you guys want." Mark right as his steering wheel vanishes: "No-my steering wheel is gone."

"mom can we get need for speed?" "no we have need for speed at home" *need for speed at home:*

@gigglestheclown13

4 жыл бұрын

"It's even better than the real thing! Thanks Mom!!"

@TheEmeraldSword04

4 жыл бұрын

@@gigglestheclown13 well... sure, okay.

@yeemawheaver1387

4 жыл бұрын

Are you by any chance a Kubz scouts fan?

@anthonysimpson01

4 жыл бұрын

@@yeemawheaver1387 kubz scouts? (Please forgive me i have a _terrible_ memory)

@yeemawheaver1387

4 жыл бұрын

@@anthonysimpson01 never mind, he's a KZreadr and I've beard him make jokes like that so I was wondering if you watched him too. You should though cause he's that dude.

*“MY MIDDLE FINGER BETRAYED ME!”* -wade 2019

Bob: "my engine is stuck on and won't un engine"

@justjay2290

4 жыл бұрын

That was Bob I thought

@joogiewatkins1519

3 жыл бұрын

@@justjay2290 Yeah. It was bob.

@fbiagent5616

3 жыл бұрын

I was the 69th like, *nice*

@cupcakethesabertooth6802

3 жыл бұрын

@@fbiagent5616 *Nice!*

*Driving Cars in Hand Simulator is IMPOSSIBLE!* Mark: Wins the race after three tries.

@CoffeeKnife

4 жыл бұрын

lol

Literally breathes. Car: *Now looks like a good time to flip over*

@CoffeeKnife

4 жыл бұрын

lol

Mark : "Driving cars in hand simulator is IMPOSIBLE" Also Mark : Wins within the first 2 mins of the video

@bunnylegion3969

4 жыл бұрын

What you just heard... was logic.

@Tendeez

3 жыл бұрын

I mean from a technical standpoint they were driving them in a straight line. by driving he could've meant actual driving like driving to a grocery shop which would probably involve things like sharp turns. even after that it wouldn't be impossible but very hard

@forkinthatbeer8165

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tendeez its a game you know? Not a virtual game that will improve your manual driving skills. :/

@pl3459

3 жыл бұрын

He's the only competent dude out of all of his friends, no offense to them but Mark hangs out with not too bright of people.

@Oxydium

3 жыл бұрын

Impossible*

0:09 me and the boy's getting the game room ready. 2012 colorized

9:36 had me dead when Bob said nghunuh

“Stop fondling the balls” Mark confused “are we playing a different game?”

@badnamewolfie7789

4 жыл бұрын

Vibes from the Stickshift/Radiator game XD

@StarryKitty

4 жыл бұрын

No I’m not getting off my phone at 4AM shut u p.

@BigBrother_316

4 жыл бұрын

*sees your name* 10-4 Dinosaur

@pb_x

4 жыл бұрын

Dead Crow ok

@somersault1123

4 жыл бұрын

"stop fondling the balls and move on" followed by Bob's aggressive moans. I don't think the plea was heard.

Markiplier: "Do I have to start the car?" Everybody: No, you need to tell it to go.

@Likian5

4 жыл бұрын

Ironically, he did not need to start the car 😂

Mark: "We don't need to restart." Mark 1 second later: "My steering wheel's gone."

Wade’s lifeless body really made me laugh! 😂

@rachel-fq8nr

Жыл бұрын

this sentence is really funny out of context

@jesush.christ8261

5 ай бұрын

LMAO

"Driving cars in hand simulator is IMPOSSIBLE" Mark a few minutes into the video...

@darrellwillis4871

4 жыл бұрын

I'm Bored Duh, the secret to driving cars is put your middle finger out the window and use a gear shift XD

@ianmartins3407

4 жыл бұрын

@@darrellwillis4871 NEVER touch the steering wheel

Bob- “ I’m gonna win this time!” Immediately crashes😂

@KurtisYT

4 жыл бұрын

100th like

@CallofDutyBlackOps28

4 жыл бұрын

probobly my favorite part watching it.

@anikamariano19

4 жыл бұрын

@metal_ak4 ok mr "i take everything seriously"

"It's what gives you your aerodynamicism" -mark

Wade: "Are you guys done with this race?" Mark: "Yea, frames please.." 10/10 reply

This is literally just the guy from going to the store when he’s driving

@liltidbot-1963

4 жыл бұрын

I lost brain cells while reading your comment for some reason

@raymond9807

4 жыл бұрын

Josiebean what m8

@ButtmanRises

4 жыл бұрын

liltidbot - i lost even more to the guy beneath you

@san_itizer

4 жыл бұрын

I want my braincells back

@josiecoversandoriginals

4 жыл бұрын

MrBeast wait are you.........

"Oh god my accent lights arent on!" *starts walking like foxy on his way out of pirate cove*

@wldf0x

4 жыл бұрын

*Yes.*

@lPsychoMax

4 жыл бұрын

accent lights huh? Oooch how ye doin laddie? *Turns accent lights off* Oh that's better. Nearly offended someone there :3

9:47 Bobs laugh really gets me here lol

I've had a thought...I think the bounding boxes for the cars might actually be cylinders which is why it's so easy to roll them

Mark; "This is Hell, this must be what Hell is like." Me; no, Hell in hand simulator is fishing, remember?

@Frostbite0591

4 жыл бұрын

yes

@TheRileyCarter

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was the grenades

@senpie9087

4 жыл бұрын

FRAMES

@tfmaster96

4 жыл бұрын

According to the game grumps, Hell is the wacky world of miniature golf.

Mark: "I could walk normally.. ... Or I cooould.." 0:11 "Yes thats it."

@SchitzophrenicEgg

4 жыл бұрын

yez

@youmakemehappy7

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo

@painfulguess9429

4 жыл бұрын

me with my mom

3:04 Mark- *cruising by Wade* Wade- Just upside down on a bench.

Wade screaming “JESUS GRAB THE WHEEL” made me die laughing

"MIDDLE FINGER!" "MIDDLE FINGER YOU BETRAYED ME!!" lol

@kellycroissant8015

4 жыл бұрын

15:25

@rajpalbhatia1715

4 жыл бұрын

@@kellycroissant8015 thanks for the timestamp bro

@unicornpotato0751

3 жыл бұрын

If only he could flip of his own middle fi ger

Imagine playing hand simulator in vr. It would be lots of fun.

@slapstickcomedy2.061

4 жыл бұрын

You literally play hand sim VR every day it's called real life.

@somethingclever3846

4 жыл бұрын

Stop it.

@protegenray1070

4 жыл бұрын

That makes no sense?

@dragoonwagoon3413

4 жыл бұрын

That be called Human Similator. Trade mark :p

@Cornbread_

4 жыл бұрын

Then it wouldn't be Hand Sim, the game is based off of frustration and almost impossible controls, in vr you would just use the hand controllers and there wouldn't be any frustration with it.

"The PERSON in the car FELL over, DEAD!" Best thing ive ever heard-👌

@tigerlily2816

3 жыл бұрын

D E D I TELL YOU

Mark: "Eat my ass!" Bob: "No thank you." *[The tragic sounds of ships sinking in the distance]*

Me, as my life quickly falls into a downward spiral: JESUS GRAB THE WHEEL!!!

@juanmanzo4368

4 жыл бұрын

I was the 69th like :))

@_FandomDisorganization_

4 жыл бұрын

God: *Grabs wheel and crashes his car*

@Aswdfrl

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus crash the carr

@kellycroissant8015

4 жыл бұрын

11:11

@davidcuadro2488

4 жыл бұрын

@@kellycroissant8015 ¹-ĎÒ×¾

11:45 several seconds later, the most awkward dialogue from Wade ever heard lol.

“Oh look there’s a button” *VROOOOOOOOM*

“Are you a winner?” Mark: “I-I was. It’s funny I was actually. I’m a winner in-in general. I won three times. I-I have won. *sniff* (whispers)I am a winner

@leonardofusaro6029

4 жыл бұрын

Banshee Moose I’m the 69th like and I’m proud

@twinedblayze

4 жыл бұрын

Weaner

@peepock7796

2 жыл бұрын

I never thought I would hear of the famed Gongoozler again Memento mori

Markiplier: does something stupid also markiplier: Yea its big brain time

@lapis_lazuli4040

4 жыл бұрын

Your pfp is creepy

@ZIONOMANIA

4 жыл бұрын

So is yours

@charlottelemaid

3 жыл бұрын

C R I M I N A L

@Tendeez

3 жыл бұрын

c R i M i N a L c R i M i N a L

@Nuclear.

3 жыл бұрын

lol

" *JESUS GRAB THE WHEEL!!!* " Wade, 2019, 11:12

12:10 Mark: is this hell? The voices in marks head: YES! HEHEEHEHEH....

0:19 *me walking to the kitchen knowing damn well that there’s no food in the house*

@itz_julian_bro681

4 жыл бұрын

So true😂😂

@that1bunny821

4 жыл бұрын

Metal Princess true for me🤣🤣🤣

@kikirodriguez2413

4 жыл бұрын

Me too 😭😂

@arch8738

4 жыл бұрын

Snacky snack

Mark: "Gravity is real funny here..." " my steering wheel is gone." Wade: " it's fine. It's fine."

@la-enc

4 жыл бұрын

Oml XDD

@la-enc

4 жыл бұрын

Haha even his arm LOL

@ThiccestShortstack

4 жыл бұрын

Steering

@Da_Swifta

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t even wanna know what kind of things you’re stirring with that wheel.

Wade: I don’t know what we’re looking at here... Whist Mark doesn’t put the game on-screen.

@tigerlily2816

3 жыл бұрын

Ironic

13:48 "Middle Fingel, I lost my shit hearing him mispronounce finger 😂

"I'm fine, having summa ball trouble" "sounds like a personal problem.." "yeah a little bit"

I lost my dog today but this.... this made me happy.

11:47 made me laugh so hard my abs started to hurt from how much I was tensed up

Wade: "erm, not me! I was trying to grab the balls!" Mark: "that's so like you." Me: 😂

@jameswent48

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks captain obvious

@macandfries6765

2 жыл бұрын

@@jameswent48 why did you just say that everywhere

@lazyryan3766

Жыл бұрын

@@macandfries6765 so he could get banned for spam (In case the message isn't captain obvious, report him for spam)

7:40 Here we discover the mating call of the wild Wade

@jshooa4840

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@hameedudin2027

3 жыл бұрын

You have comited murder on hamed din

Wade: I DIED WHEN I SHIFTED GEARS!! Mark: *That sounds like a you probablem*

@dragonminded9157

4 жыл бұрын

Is that truly how one makes the self dead? I wish to try this at home.

@Da_Swifta

4 жыл бұрын

Zain Dragonminded I hear it’s a very enlightening experience. Would highly recommend.

@DeV_DeVaughn

4 жыл бұрын

I have had a similar probablem before...

@camerondon3712

3 жыл бұрын

I brought this comment to 420 likes.

@SallySue9725

3 жыл бұрын

Bob’s laugh at that part was just a solid 10/10 😂

17:55 hamster: ....WAT?

12:22 the way Mark nor Bob pointed out Wade screaming fuck had me dying

Mark: alright, I'm cruising Engine: *I beg to differ*

17:25 I am so confused how wade got that. Must have been a bug. Either he wasn't showing on mark's screen or it counted mark's win as wade's.

@bleachigo990

4 жыл бұрын

TehDalek or Mark was lagging.

@varuunbadree

8 ай бұрын

Hm

This is like that story Wade told on the Bob's Fridge episode of Distractible where he feels like his grandmother tries to save him by pulling his hand on the wheel when he's on the road, except it was actually the game impersonating his grandmother to kill Wade.

3:38 I have never seen calmer panic in my life.

We’ve gone from trying to throw a grenade, to putting a bullet in a gun, to fishing to driving a car. Next time we are gonna have space travel

@blueninja012

4 жыл бұрын

I hope the devs see this

Wade: *mental breakdown words* Bob: you doin ok there bud? Wade: fine how are you? Wade, same. 😂

I love how Mark runs a perfect line and shifts gears perfectly by holding a middle finger out the window. 🤣

17:07 Mark’s reaction at the end of this race is priceless 😂

Mark: Reaches to start the car* Car: *Why are we still here, only to suffer*

@blueninja012

4 жыл бұрын

Why are we still here... *just* to suffer?

"This is not" "The steering wheel is now an ethereal being from beyond this dimension" Quotes of the year

@oakre6689

4 жыл бұрын

Is that the asexual flag I see *I have found myself*

@zeethegodofcheese4933

4 жыл бұрын

Do I spy a Pan???? Hello my Pan Comrade

@riley._.5332

4 жыл бұрын

@@zeethegodofcheese4933 Do I spy Deceit? Hello fellow Fander

Wade: "JESUS GRAB THE WHEEL!!!!!" Jesus: How about no.

i love bobs instinct to yell "suck it" to mark whenever he beats mark in something

“I wish there was an easier way to raise and lower your hands” thanks that’s all

@NoahAlbrecht

4 жыл бұрын

That ruins the point of the game

when any issue occurs, Wade just says "Frames!"

@samdaartist9796

4 жыл бұрын

You understand it right?

@MasterMatter

3 жыл бұрын

@@samdaartist9796 enlighten me

@samdaartist9796

3 жыл бұрын

@@MasterMatter it's an inside joke to when mark was getting a really bad framerate while playing grenades in hand simulator. Now they use it whenever there's any problem in a game

@jameswent48

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks captain obvious

@Pullipe

Жыл бұрын

@@jameswent48 is your pokemon name "Capatin Obvious" and that's why you keep repeating it?