WADE NEVER WINS | Fall Guys

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Bob and I have both won Fall Guys and yet Wade can't seem to make it across the finish line...
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  • @vi4389
    @vi43893 жыл бұрын

    "DID YOU JUST GRAB ME?!" "YOU'VE. MADE. AN. ENEMY. FOR. LIFE."

  • @theobear4327

    @theobear4327

    3 жыл бұрын

    I wonder if that guy watched this video :P

  • @MJJKOP2

    @MJJKOP2

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well... now I know what not to do when I meet him.

  • @jw5386

    @jw5386

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@MJJKOP2 did you plan on grabbing him??

  • @MJJKOP2

    @MJJKOP2

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jw5386 Just to see his reaction...

  • @jw5386

    @jw5386

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@MJJKOP2 LOL that is not okey

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion33263 жыл бұрын

    Wade: Losing. Bob: Hugging. Mark: Coming for those kneecaps.

  • @atom104n

    @atom104n

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hotel: Trivago

  • @Mothlocks

    @Mothlocks

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@arandomotaku1316 please yes

  • @jefferey_92

    @jefferey_92

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yooooo! Hey

  • @Jay-yy8or

    @Jay-yy8or

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sangwoo?

  • @brys0nk8888

    @brys0nk8888

    3 жыл бұрын

    use my memes 🤝

  • @doodles_bi_tea
    @doodles_bi_tea3 жыл бұрын

    Random player: *grabs Mark and throws him off the roller* Mark: so you have chosen *death*

  • @MaGe-gc1rm

    @MaGe-gc1rm

    2 жыл бұрын

    What is that line from?

  • @CheeseBlaster

    @CheeseBlaster

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lord of the rings

  • @bacon9150

    @bacon9150

    2 жыл бұрын

    12:14 this is the guy who grab mark

  • @auroraflos2498

    @auroraflos2498

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@MaGe-gc1rm Saruman says it from Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

  • @vadakin11

    @vadakin11

    Жыл бұрын

    Soo true

  • @AUserThatIsDeleted
    @AUserThatIsDeleted3 жыл бұрын

    When mark "disciplined" his chat on stream it was probably not as threatening without the filter and music

  • @TheSewDew

    @TheSewDew

    2 жыл бұрын

    Actually his filter is not edited in. One time when playing a game he accidentally left it on, so he had to rerecord it.

  • @spunofstarsbornofdust2240

    @spunofstarsbornofdust2240

    2 жыл бұрын

    @GigglesDoesStuff now hold up

  • @ametrime4754

    @ametrime4754

    Жыл бұрын

    @GigglesDoesStuff O_o

  • @Nat0521

    @Nat0521

    Жыл бұрын

    @GigglesDoesStuff pause.

  • @jordanthomas7702

    @jordanthomas7702

    Жыл бұрын

    @GigglesDoesStuff Guess that isn't the kind of thing you share in a comment section, huh.

  • @Emo.Squidward3
    @Emo.Squidward33 жыл бұрын

    "Im calling it in because i know I have influential power" 2 days later: "youtube gave me my first strike..."

  • @stickman5335

    @stickman5335

    3 жыл бұрын

    With great power comes people that try to take that away ~ Me

  • @carl_consumer.of.reality

    @carl_consumer.of.reality

    3 жыл бұрын

    Stick Man Holy shit that’s genius.

  • @newgen9127

    @newgen9127

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol I didn’t realize that

  • @poppyharlow4448

    @poppyharlow4448

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@stickman5335 some might say that's gunyus

  • @Emily28373

    @Emily28373

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wait did they actually give him one?

  • @cryptid4131
    @cryptid41313 жыл бұрын

    "What's a few toes between friends?" is perhaps both the scariest and most ridiculous line I've ever heard

  • @samanthaslamiar7231

    @samanthaslamiar7231

    3 жыл бұрын

    I read the beginning as he said it

  • @darklordhyper

    @darklordhyper

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@samanthaslamiar7231 what does it mean?

  • @cats1970

    @cats1970

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@darklordhyper it means “losing toes in the name of friendship isn’t that big of a deal”

  • @darklordhyper

    @darklordhyper

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cats1970 oh thanks. lol

  • @Penny_Lively_17

    @Penny_Lively_17

    Жыл бұрын

    Literally

  • @deaths_omen
    @deaths_omen3 жыл бұрын

    Wade: "My shorts have ridden up to the point where I feel like I'm wearing a thong, so I need to fix that, there we go!" Mark: *staring into nothingness*

  • @MoonlightStatic

    @MoonlightStatic

    2 жыл бұрын

    Mark: *E X C E L L E N T*

  • @medoesthings1040

    @medoesthings1040

    2 жыл бұрын

    Dude i saw this comment at the most perfect moment, as soon as i started reading he said it at the same time

  • @toshizashi9060

    @toshizashi9060

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@medoesthings1040 hah sick same

  • @mariedelmoche2904
    @mariedelmoche29042 жыл бұрын

    Bob: concerned Wade: unaware Mark: has debt this would be the best murder mystery episode ever

  • @GrantTheMedic

    @GrantTheMedic

    2 жыл бұрын

    Proof that the fall guys are among us.

  • @user-eb2gr8bh1z
    @user-eb2gr8bh1z3 жыл бұрын

    Bob: "I just got balled into oblivion" Wade: *already bald into oblivion*

  • @bucketboi1784

    @bucketboi1784

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ha ha. Very funny. I laugh.

  • @noideaxd3214

    @noideaxd3214

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bucketboi1784 tourists be like

  • @sydneyslaughter7163

    @sydneyslaughter7163

    3 жыл бұрын

    Underrated comment ❤️

  • @ToastedPup

    @ToastedPup

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wow okay most comments aren't creative. This one though, MWAH. 👌

  • @stabbamonroll

    @stabbamonroll

    3 жыл бұрын

    Shhh 💀💀

  • @starrynights1067
    @starrynights10673 жыл бұрын

    "I didn't lose, WE lost!" **Communism intensifies**

  • @bumpersticker9510

    @bumpersticker9510

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Indigo M yes

  • @joshtatko4806

    @joshtatko4806

    3 жыл бұрын

    Teamwork = communism? Yeah, checks out

  • @videosoutofnowhere518

    @videosoutofnowhere518

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @clickbait6646

    @clickbait6646

    3 жыл бұрын

    LOOONG LIVE OUR SOVIET MOOOTHERLAND

  • @knighter1209

    @knighter1209

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@clickbait6646 Built by the people's mighty hand...

  • @Holyboble
    @Holyboble2 жыл бұрын

    Wade: “I only lost because I spawned in the worst possible place” Guy who won: spawns in exact same place as Wade.

  • @TiTi-pm4my
    @TiTi-pm4my3 жыл бұрын

    23:11 "Bob, please!" Wade's cry of desperation really got me lol

  • @mercuryfulminate7466
    @mercuryfulminate74663 жыл бұрын

    In loving memory of Wade's kneecaps...

  • @rshdy7800

    @rshdy7800

    3 жыл бұрын

    rip wades kneecaps.

  • @linaetlinda5832

    @linaetlinda5832

    3 жыл бұрын

    R.I.P

  • @mim4548

    @mim4548

    3 жыл бұрын

    and elbows and teeth

  • @adnanasif9538

    @adnanasif9538

    3 жыл бұрын

    Press f in the chat

  • @adnanasif9538

    @adnanasif9538

    3 жыл бұрын

    F

  • @JoPOmygo
    @JoPOmygo3 жыл бұрын

    Whenever mark gets angry, Hee Hoo comes out

  • @kampetsche7508

    @kampetsche7508

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hee hoo

  • @renz4369

    @renz4369

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hee Hoo

  • @rrosegold

    @rrosegold

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hee Hoo

  • @graveyardblunt

    @graveyardblunt

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hee hoo

  • @swapnilthakur321

    @swapnilthakur321

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hee hoo

  • @Logaterasou
    @Logaterasou3 жыл бұрын

    The only thing i imagined in this part was when Squidward was looking at the window seeing SpongeBob and Patrick having fun outside. 23:10

  • @lolmaster7129

    @lolmaster7129

    2 жыл бұрын

    you right

  • @1fandomqueen806

    @1fandomqueen806

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol 😂😂😂😂

  • @rosstedfordkendall

    @rosstedfordkendall

    Жыл бұрын

    "This one looks really fun, guys."

  • @LandonMcAfee
    @LandonMcAfee3 жыл бұрын

    4:56 “MoM! mOm GeT tHe CaMeRa! MoM, pLeAsE!” “You okay, Mark?” “MoOoM!”

  • @jimmylee1585
    @jimmylee15853 жыл бұрын

    Mark: I need to discipline my chat. *Literally turns into Darkiplier.

  • @samblackwood2348

    @samblackwood2348

    3 жыл бұрын

    you right XD

  • @battle_frenzy7109

    @battle_frenzy7109

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haven’t seen him in awhile

  • @cassmcshane9033

    @cassmcshane9033

    3 жыл бұрын

    lowkey kinda scary, I had it on full screen with loud volume on my laptop

  • @ryeryeryerye

    @ryeryeryerye

    3 жыл бұрын

    Kinda wish for those cinematic series

  • @mackenziemurphy8026

    @mackenziemurphy8026

    3 жыл бұрын

    No he turned into Hee Hoo

  • @RadiantSharaShaymin
    @RadiantSharaShaymin3 жыл бұрын

    That's a lot of Darkiplier, didn't think he'd join in on such a bright, colorful, everyone-loves-each other game like this!

  • @RadiantSharaShaymin

    @RadiantSharaShaymin

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Christopher Savage You don't need a Pokeball if you have pancakes. Cookies might work, but pancakes are preferred.

  • @danieldelavictoria9398

    @danieldelavictoria9398

    3 жыл бұрын

    I dont think its an "everyone-loves-each-other" game

  • @megarayquaza9054

    @megarayquaza9054

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Christopher Savage hi

  • @fabricioaf89

    @fabricioaf89

    3 жыл бұрын

    Darkiplier is attracted to frustration

  • @shaylahmitchell7647

    @shaylahmitchell7647

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fall guys is a cut throat fight to the death

  • @CliveHandforthTheCalendarMan
    @CliveHandforthTheCalendarMan3 жыл бұрын

    Mark: Lose and I'm going to take your kneecaps, Wade. Me who saw the title and thumbnail: *Wade gonna lose his kneecaps.*

  • @coolguyishere8851
    @coolguyishere88513 жыл бұрын

    “Block it with your body, SACRIFICE YOURSELF!”

  • @shubhanjanjoshi5580
    @shubhanjanjoshi55803 жыл бұрын

    ”It seems like Wade doesn’t feel like winning today” *Let’s motivate Wade with a controlled shock*

  • @fay7725

    @fay7725

    3 жыл бұрын

    I like this comment more than I should

  • @No-yr9rs

    @No-yr9rs

    3 жыл бұрын

    This comment is perfect Take my like.

  • @jakobyarns4369

    @jakobyarns4369

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh Oh no

  • @darkwolf4049

    @darkwolf4049

    3 жыл бұрын

    This comment made me smile more than it should

  • @huh4829

    @huh4829

    3 жыл бұрын

    You have an AMAZING sense of humor

  • @hugenuts62
    @hugenuts623 жыл бұрын

    Moral of the Story: “Just don’t be born with knees caps.”

  • @JackBlaze30

    @JackBlaze30

    3 жыл бұрын

    we are technically born without kneecaps, but I think that is part of the joke and why so said that. it's so hard to tell nowadays if someone is serious or not anymore in comments section

  • @bopskies9749

    @bopskies9749

    3 жыл бұрын

    I hope you succeed in your dreams My dreams are 1000 subs

  • @deem0n__

    @deem0n__

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bopskies9749 Shut.

  • @nintendope8837

    @nintendope8837

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@deem0n__ up

  • @nikolasandreou8110

    @nikolasandreou8110

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hold the phone he looked VERY serious is mark actually doing it?

  • @nothing-611
    @nothing-6112 жыл бұрын

    22:46 Bob and wade’s interactions is what i love more than anything.

  • @purplespidey6276
    @purplespidey62762 жыл бұрын

    26:42 I want friends who hype me up the way Mark and Wade hype up Bob because that is just the best thing

  • @squimpy0
    @squimpy03 жыл бұрын

    mark getting angry in getting over it: throws the chair mark getting angry in fall guys: hugs the chair

  • @thekingofthesneks1857

    @thekingofthesneks1857

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's called progress

  • @westernrobot3022

    @westernrobot3022

    2 жыл бұрын

    redemption arc

  • @alleymercuryway7777

    @alleymercuryway7777

    2 жыл бұрын

    character development

  • @MoonlightWalnut

    @MoonlightWalnut

    Жыл бұрын

    lmao i love all these replies so much

  • @gbailey24

    @gbailey24

    Жыл бұрын

    Major character development

  • @moreyourpops155
    @moreyourpops1553 жыл бұрын

    Mark: "Good timin-" Mark: *screams in agony as he gets yeeted off the map*

  • @brys0nk8888

    @brys0nk8888

    3 жыл бұрын

    you need my memes 🤓

  • @MidnightSpaceman

    @MidnightSpaceman

    3 жыл бұрын

    @KYS [5th Main Account] if you think that then why are you watching him?

  • @anythingawesome8438

    @anythingawesome8438

    3 жыл бұрын

    WiseEditGalaxY dude it’s a bot or somethin spammer maybe

  • @invictus5609

    @invictus5609

    3 жыл бұрын

    @KYS [5th Main Account] ok....but that wrong. 1. Proof? 2. How man like mark scam us? 3. You are a bot

  • @naqidoesps4860
    @naqidoesps48603 жыл бұрын

    23:17 now I'm just imagining Bob with a chainsaw, blood on his face, screams outside the broken down house, him revving the chainsaw shouting "SEE HOW SAFE WE ARE?!?!?!?!"

  • @ethanbentley3100
    @ethanbentley31002 жыл бұрын

    Disclaimer no Wade was harmed during the making of this episode...

  • @handleisntfkinavailable

    @handleisntfkinavailable

    Жыл бұрын

    just the kneecaps

  • @jasonking7570

    @jasonking7570

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, of course Mark didn't steal his kneecaps until *after* this was recorded

  • @arose821

    @arose821

    Жыл бұрын

    During the making of this episode, didn't say anything about after

  • @susancastillo98

    @susancastillo98

    Жыл бұрын

    Only after

  • @Hyskaris
    @Hyskaris3 жыл бұрын

    Mark: i need to discipline my chat real quick Me, who's watching this on youtube:

  • @AngryGoats555

    @AngryGoats555

    3 жыл бұрын

    Was this originally on twitch?

  • @Hyskaris

    @Hyskaris

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AngryGoats555 A lot of Mark's videos are highlights from his Twitch streams, edited like this for KZread purposes. His live streams are pretty hilarious, but Lixian does a great job at amplifying the humor for KZread

  • @AngryGoats555

    @AngryGoats555

    3 жыл бұрын

    Storm Driven Has that always been the case?? When did he switch over?

  • @Hyskaris

    @Hyskaris

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AngryGoats555 not always, it was more in the past 9 or so months, he tends to every few days

  • @kavertia6261

    @kavertia6261

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pretty Alright Mark has a podcast with the guys on twitch every tuesday, that’s where most of these eps from the past few months with them are from. They usually talk for about an hour before starting a game, I think it’s called “three peens in a pod”

  • @kevin86nivek
    @kevin86nivek3 жыл бұрын

    “a pigeon slapped me into the abyss” words i never thought i would hear..

  • @geradosolusyon511

    @geradosolusyon511

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wtf is with these people's usernames? And why this high quality comment in particular?

  • @SM11Football

    @SM11Football

    3 жыл бұрын

    dont read my name.

  • @zombiekupo

    @zombiekupo

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ikr it's so perfect haha

  • @L3GOJO

    @L3GOJO

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@geradosolusyon511 bots

  • @kaolincloud

    @kaolincloud

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@geradosolusyon511 yes

  • @crazytiger1017
    @crazytiger10173 жыл бұрын

    Wades voice fits his face and personality so well

  • @nomaaaaaaa
    @nomaaaaaaa Жыл бұрын

    28:53 Bob: “Hold me, Mark - wait, not you.” KILLS ME EVERY SINGLE TIME.

  • @zweetsouffle9567
    @zweetsouffle95673 жыл бұрын

    Hotdog... *"Would do it again."* *"You've made a enemy for life."* *"GRAB THE NINJA!"* *"Who TOUCHED me, who TOUCHED me... WHO TOUCHED ME!?"* I just love what you guys say.

  • @megarayquaza9054

    @megarayquaza9054

    3 жыл бұрын

    Caused by sheer Chaos lol

  • @elektrasupernor2116

    @elektrasupernor2116

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think my favorite was the "Get off of me, you pigeon fucker!" from Wade.

  • @liamwang2416

    @liamwang2416

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wade: *IM ON A BITCH PARADE*

  • @bruschetta7711

    @bruschetta7711

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wade be like: WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?

  • @hopoffmydick9574

    @hopoffmydick9574

    3 жыл бұрын

    unrelated, but I love your little Bakugou pfp :)

  • @carachamadofinger4640
    @carachamadofinger46403 жыл бұрын

    "You've just made an enemy for life" *_Darkiplier has entered the chat_*

  • @mrskerita1958

    @mrskerita1958

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah

  • @UrResidentGhost
    @UrResidentGhost3 жыл бұрын

    Fall Guys came and went so fast but it’s always nice to come back to ever now and then.

  • @sophibrewer3578
    @sophibrewer35783 жыл бұрын

    27:27 the part where mark begins his stealing of wades kneecaps

  • @o0Avalon0o
    @o0Avalon0o3 жыл бұрын

    Lixian really knows how to make Mark shine. The musical timing is impeccable, as always.

  • @anzuaoi9691

    @anzuaoi9691

    2 жыл бұрын

    and he just had a baby! congrats lixian!

  • @cl0wngutz

    @cl0wngutz

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lixian is the best

  • @ametrime4754

    @ametrime4754

    Жыл бұрын

    @@cl0wngutz yeahh!!

  • @ender__games5983

    @ender__games5983

    Жыл бұрын

    Where

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls3 жыл бұрын

    Bob has passed the "not win a game" curse to Wade to make him double cursed.

  • @lordtachanka5543

    @lordtachanka5543

    3 жыл бұрын

    +4

  • @memesthemaker8429

    @memesthemaker8429

    3 жыл бұрын

    Two negatives make a positive

  • @kamuigakup0

    @kamuigakup0

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Pheonix1709 it says 2 years and one month when you hover over it with a mouse

  • @shailendrapawar8608

    @shailendrapawar8608

    3 жыл бұрын

    I have it.

  • @DiegoDoodle

    @DiegoDoodle

    3 жыл бұрын

    *Uno flashbacks intensify*

  • @Biotoxic4672
    @Biotoxic4672 Жыл бұрын

    29:28, “As long as we don’t get any team games, I feel pretty good.” “Hey a team game!”

  • @frosteronplayz9761
    @frosteronplayz9761 Жыл бұрын

    Mark : Last time, I messed up real bad. Mark Again : Instantly dies in 7 seconds.

  • @JosepiThe13th
    @JosepiThe13th3 жыл бұрын

    This video was just Mark slowly descending into Darkiplier.

  • @arlynnecumberbatch1056

    @arlynnecumberbatch1056

    3 жыл бұрын

    He needs kneecaps for some reason. Wonder why

  • @rabinabakhtiar726

    @rabinabakhtiar726

    3 жыл бұрын

    Marilou Flake Stardust it is how one is transformed into a dark being. He who gets the kneecaps escapes the darkness.

  • @thebetaman

    @thebetaman

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@rabinabakhtiar726 Yeah, I don- NOOOO

  • @plasmetal8225

    @plasmetal8225

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wade wanted to keep the meme, so Mark took his kneecaps.

  • @savakirilov5263

    @savakirilov5263

    3 жыл бұрын

    Warfstache* dark is not insane he is Just marks enemy Watch Who killed markiplier Warfstache is the insane one

  • @absolutecarnage777
    @absolutecarnage7773 жыл бұрын

    Nobody: Mark: I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees! Lose this game and I'll steal your knees!

  • @Barkersniztazoi

    @Barkersniztazoi

    3 жыл бұрын

    Absolute Carnage time stamp?

  • @frostifoxx
    @frostifoxx3 жыл бұрын

    "i didn't loose . . . WE lost" I'm crying

  • @masterchief4842

    @masterchief4842

    3 жыл бұрын

    Demonic mark::HA HA HA Me:Wtf ate you laughing at

  • @CoRLex-jh5vx

    @CoRLex-jh5vx

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lose* Loose is just the opposite of tight

  • @johnpratts2856

    @johnpratts2856

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@CoRLex-jh5vx Thank you! Too many people are losing grammar and spelling.

  • @alleymercuryway7777

    @alleymercuryway7777

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@johnpratts2856 you mean loosing grammar and spelling

  • @Hummus1337

    @Hummus1337

    Жыл бұрын

    @@johnpratts2856 ok boomer

  • @Demon666Ella
    @Demon666Ella3 жыл бұрын

    bob: hey mark, how ya doin' mark: i'm good man, **dies** mark regretting everything

  • @palecaptainwolfkayls8499
    @palecaptainwolfkayls84993 жыл бұрын

    “This isn’t you versus the map. This is you versus the Black Friday crowd.”

  • @mantlemagma1238

    @mantlemagma1238

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jesus is coming back. We are all sinners who deserve God's judgment but Jesus payed for our sins with His life at the cross. If you let Jesus into your life and trust Him to save you on the basis that He bore your sins, you will be saved.

  • @rosehabaduck4783

    @rosehabaduck4783

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mantlemagma1238 dang I was waiting to go to Helheim with the rest of the group

  • @Spot_Faceless-Soldier

    @Spot_Faceless-Soldier

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@rosehabaduck4783 *P A G E N !*

  • @rosehabaduck4783

    @rosehabaduck4783

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Spot_Faceless-Soldier dang how did you guess

  • @thisguykreas

    @thisguykreas

    3 жыл бұрын

    ~Alpha

  • @joshuapoe3867
    @joshuapoe38673 жыл бұрын

    Another Title: “Wade screams legit creative profanities at people in Fall Guys”

  • @iwillstrangleyou4215

    @iwillstrangleyou4215

    3 жыл бұрын

    Instead of people it should say pigeons

  • @kaolincloud

    @kaolincloud

    3 жыл бұрын

    @RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! firefighting necklace? I don't understand

  • @Bable012

    @Bable012

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cause this game is both infuriating and fun all at the same time

  • @Mothlocks

    @Mothlocks

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kaolincloud that's a very unfortunate username to reply to

  • @kaolincloud

    @kaolincloud

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Mothlocks I know that

  • @tenkoshigaraki1233
    @tenkoshigaraki12333 жыл бұрын

    25:24 welcome back darkiplier we missed you

  • @trevorwilliams7384
    @trevorwilliams73842 жыл бұрын

    21:45 Mark was thinking in Mario Galaxy physics to try to pull this one off

  • @Zero-jv4dk
    @Zero-jv4dk3 жыл бұрын

    And finally, Mark goes for redemption. I gotta say, the first time mark played this game he totally should have won

  • @gripghoulshorts2503

    @gripghoulshorts2503

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah my boy Mark is a massive inspiration for why I made my KZread channel *and the fact they always listen to fans is the reason I give daily shout outs*

  • @manuelhurtado109

    @manuelhurtado109

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@gripghoulshorts2503 stfu

  • @lj1393

    @lj1393

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@manuelhurtado109 yo chill out m8. Stop hating.

  • @Zero-jv4dk

    @Zero-jv4dk

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pissed Piplup •• ROAD TO 1000 SUBS I agree and that’s great! You are so close to 1K, you got this!

  • @muguiwaranoboy2542

    @muguiwaranoboy2542

    3 жыл бұрын

    This comment is actually copied by a bot

  • @ZCountry
    @ZCountry3 жыл бұрын

    Bob: 1st place Wade: slow, but steady Mark: WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

  • @bopskies9749

    @bopskies9749

    3 жыл бұрын

    I hope you succeed in your dreams My dreams are 1000 subs

  • @kaiserwilhelm1914

    @kaiserwilhelm1914

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bopskies9749 Shut up

  • @yuemessias316

    @yuemessias316

    3 жыл бұрын

    WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

  • @Ashley80005
    @Ashley800052 жыл бұрын

    I love when Wade says “I am in a massive stampede of bullshit!”

  • @crowboy0666

    @crowboy0666

    11 ай бұрын

    trying to navigate the halls between classes / during lunch hour

  • @adrienneislost1320
    @adrienneislost13203 жыл бұрын

    mark: " I need to discipline my chat real quick- " me: nearly drops my computer and has to take a small break so that my face will stop being on fire

  • @kierstinbruner9885

    @kierstinbruner9885

    Жыл бұрын

    You’re messed up

  • @StarBoy-vb7sm
    @StarBoy-vb7sm3 жыл бұрын

    " I need to discipline my chat real quick- " Me: oh, ok Mark: starts sounding like a villain from a videogame Me: I need an adult, now

  • @alesthra

    @alesthra

    3 жыл бұрын

    so, you met Darkiplier :)P

  • @fukkthisnewupdate8882

    @fukkthisnewupdate8882

    3 жыл бұрын

    I need the timestamp

  • @StarBoy-vb7sm

    @StarBoy-vb7sm

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@fukkthisnewupdate8882 24:36

  • @fukkthisnewupdate8882

    @fukkthisnewupdate8882

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@StarBoy-vb7sm thank you

  • @StarBoy-vb7sm

    @StarBoy-vb7sm

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@fukkthisnewupdate8882 No problem

  • @gimmiegrapes7120
    @gimmiegrapes71203 жыл бұрын

    I wanna see Mark play a villain role in like a movie lowkey his voice would be perfect

  • @carl_consumer.of.reality

    @carl_consumer.of.reality

    3 жыл бұрын

    I feel like Heist with Markiplier was kinda like that

  • @nixanu2515

    @nixanu2515

    3 жыл бұрын

    William Afton

  • @uhnutherdude

    @uhnutherdude

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think we already have Darkiplier for that.

  • @yourlocaltherapist8661

    @yourlocaltherapist8661

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ducky BreadTuber you’re joking right

  • @isisdarosa9340

    @isisdarosa9340

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes, his angry rage voice

  • @KuroyamaFuyuki
    @KuroyamaFuyuki Жыл бұрын

    21:48 "Hey mark how you doin?" Mark: i'm good Also mark: *dies*

  • @jeshegames
    @jeshegames3 жыл бұрын

    29:08 wilhelm scream

  • @boardbreadbaby
    @boardbreadbaby3 жыл бұрын

    Wade: Markiplier: *_HIPPITY HOPPITY YOUR KNEE CAPS ARE NOW MY PROPERTY_*

  • @johnathangeorge1917

    @johnathangeorge1917

    3 жыл бұрын

    Don't forget about the elbows and teeth

  • @rhnnsm21
    @rhnnsm213 жыл бұрын

    At this point, I'm here for Wade's creative use of swear words and names

  • @theturkeyfarm9527
    @theturkeyfarm95272 жыл бұрын

    Bob and Mark: 1st & 2nd place at the last obstacle *10 seconds later* Bob: 1st place Mark: 19th place

  • @hmvd22
    @hmvd223 жыл бұрын

    “It’s your turn Wade” Well, considering the thumbnail, it isn’t.

  • @mllwcrmpmpkn

    @mllwcrmpmpkn

    3 жыл бұрын

    every comment about wade winning felt like weird forshadowing

  • @SyroVT

    @SyroVT

    3 жыл бұрын

    What is happening?!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Gremlinfamily13
    @Gremlinfamily133 жыл бұрын

    “What’s a few toes...between friends?” Something I never thought could sound so menacing, and yet...here we are

  • @maskedkitty7350

    @maskedkitty7350

    3 жыл бұрын

    same dude, that being said if my friends asked for my toes i’d happily give them my injured one, literally i fractured my small toe on my right foot back in like 2015 and it makes me uncomfortable each time i look down and see it now tbh, it doesn’t hurt but it just looks a little weird so i get creeped out by my own toe here and there, so if anybody wanted it i would gladly give it up. in fact i would probably honestly pay somebody to take that one away painlessly, legit man, it gives me chills dude.

  • @TheRat1789

    @TheRat1789

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Masked Kitty sell your toe on the black market

  • @karenrogers2105

    @karenrogers2105

    3 жыл бұрын

    I would lend my finger and say units a toe as prank

  • @shaneparr9422
    @shaneparr94222 жыл бұрын

    4:53 JEESUS this part made me laugh so hard ;D

  • @raieocean8284
    @raieocean82843 жыл бұрын

    Anyone else feel as if Mark has gone OFF HIS ROCKER 😂😂

  • @minkeymouce
    @minkeymouce3 жыл бұрын

    Lixian: *Doesn’t edit in another bumping intro* The comment section: *Visible Confusion*

  • @Procraftbrother

    @Procraftbrother

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lixian is awesome! makes me laugh all the time 😂

  • @EolosMusic

    @EolosMusic

    3 жыл бұрын

    Listen to my new song 🥺 I'll give all of the money to my mom, because we're so broke 🥺 you just gotta listen to it, I'm not asking for more ❤️😊.

  • @loganatori6117

    @loganatori6117

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@EolosMusic screw off

  • @loganatori6117

    @loganatori6117

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@EolosMusic nobody cares

  • @mipa2_abilafauziyahagussal699

    @mipa2_abilafauziyahagussal699

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@EolosMusic Not really my kind of music taste. But I like the chaotic energy in it. Keep it up 😁😊🤩💞

  • @rebekahpastorelle580
    @rebekahpastorelle5803 жыл бұрын

    "hold on I've gotta go discipline my chat real quick" Oh snap we gonna die

  • @NWolfsson

    @NWolfsson

    3 жыл бұрын

    Who else was booping the finger when he disciplined? Cause I definitely was so loopy I was XD

  • @thekingofwar541

    @thekingofwar541

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yea he called Darkiplier

  • @Zoroark_Master

    @Zoroark_Master

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not as bad as wade.

  • @k12heartedd
    @k12heartedd2 жыл бұрын

    I loved Wade’s happy woohoo at 13:56 it was so cute and funny! 🤭

  • @thehufflepuffhermione
    @thehufflepuffhermione3 жыл бұрын

    Mark falls off instantly. "Block party!" Mark makes an angry noise.

  • @Procraftbrother
    @Procraftbrother3 жыл бұрын

    Bob: OMG we got an oven mitt on our team. Never mind. It’s a “Pineappitle”

  • @alainastaton7797

    @alainastaton7797

    3 жыл бұрын

    The spelling and everything 😂

  • @deaconbuchanan1274

    @deaconbuchanan1274

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yyykm

  • @yeticrab.
    @yeticrab.3 жыл бұрын

    Mark: "I didn't know you had to grab!" Me: *flashbacks to his first fall guys game*

  • @awebtoonreader4979

    @awebtoonreader4979

    3 жыл бұрын

    Right lol

  • @Velgar_Grim

    @Velgar_Grim

    3 жыл бұрын

    Also the first time he was about to win and only needed to grab the crown... Which it did say...

  • @djgrizzly9353
    @djgrizzly93532 жыл бұрын

    21:48 I don't know what's worse. The fact that Mark died that way or the fact that he *wasn't* the first one eliminated

  • @HEHEABOY
    @HEHEABOY3 жыл бұрын

    4:14 just for this moment Edit: now mark know how wade feel in the previous video lol

  • @mushking3906
    @mushking39063 жыл бұрын

    Alternative title: “ Popular KZreadr is forced to vibe check his friend to get out of large amount of debt”

  • @logando3305

    @logando3305

    3 жыл бұрын

    NOT A VIBE!

  • @s801gaming3

    @s801gaming3

    3 жыл бұрын

    This makes no sense

  • @thegothicunicorn5265
    @thegothicunicorn52653 жыл бұрын

    Mark: I gotta go discipline my chat Me: 👁️👄👁️ Mark: goes darkiplier

  • @vuedanto8576

    @vuedanto8576

    2 жыл бұрын

    You have a like to reply ratio of 1200:1. Had I not replied it would've been infinite.

  • @Shadowspitt
    @Shadowspitt2 жыл бұрын

    Imagine bob pressing wade for hugs and wade running away from him, irl and mark just watching from a distance.

  • @madsceptictrooper6803
    @madsceptictrooper68033 жыл бұрын

    Fate worse than getting blown up by a creeper: "They tease you with the good stuff and then they make you play Fortnite over and over again."

  • @user-ed1tm4lt3g
    @user-ed1tm4lt3g3 жыл бұрын

    Nobody: Mark: Your kneecaps, Wade, hand 'em over

  • @itsnothd_2619

    @itsnothd_2619

    3 жыл бұрын

    @KYS [5th Main Account] what?¿

  • @brys0nk8888

    @brys0nk8888

    3 жыл бұрын

    lmao come use my memes

  • @j_k7769

    @j_k7769

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why kneecaps? Of all the things to take, why kneecaps?

  • @j_k7769

    @j_k7769

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Trichel Holbrook Why not take his vital organs then? XD

  • @lunar_memories9981

    @lunar_memories9981

    3 жыл бұрын

    That part gave me weird flashbacks to when one of my friends went up to me and pretended to take my kneecaps and then “eat” them.

  • @rockdragon3
    @rockdragon33 жыл бұрын

    mark: "i used to be an engineer" also mark: goes against the spin and gets knocked backwards everytime.

  • @AhsanRabeet

    @AhsanRabeet

    3 жыл бұрын

    Technically he studied Bio Engineering

  • @MediocreGames13

    @MediocreGames13

    3 жыл бұрын

    i like how he said that but he never graduated lmaoo

  • @Space_Potat

    @Space_Potat

    3 жыл бұрын

    Rabeet Ahsan I’d say it still applies. Doesn’t it? Or this here is more of bio🅱️ehavior type of thing 🧐

  • @Space_Potat

    @Space_Potat

    3 жыл бұрын

    Maybe even 🅱️ONKLE type of thing 🤔 🧐 🤔 🗿 🤔

  • @pacifisttictac5565

    @pacifisttictac5565

    3 жыл бұрын

    lul

  • @smartset2968
    @smartset29682 жыл бұрын

    Wade: "I have spawn in the bottom right corner, literally in the worst position ever". The winner, who spawn in the bottom left corner - I can relate to that.

  • @sagelinder1296
    @sagelinder12963 жыл бұрын

    It is so crazy, after not watching Marks videos for a long time. And just starting one up to see whats up. I still find comfort in his silly videos when I don't feel great. I feel like Mark is just one of those genuinely nice/caring people. I love Mark and his friends :) always making people smile by sacrificing their sanity

  • @YelanValleyOrchid
    @YelanValleyOrchid3 жыл бұрын

    Bob: "Hey Mark, How You Doin" Mark: "Im Good Man" *Falls off 2 seconds later*

  • @kaolincloud

    @kaolincloud

    3 жыл бұрын

    @RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! leaf as a present?

  • @kaolincloud

    @kaolincloud

    3 жыл бұрын

    @RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! necklace

  • @geradosolusyon511

    @geradosolusyon511

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol "I'm OK man... Oh no, FUUUUUUUCK!!!!"

  • @beaaa_fr

    @beaaa_fr

    3 жыл бұрын

    Blowing Cloud don’t answer them, they’re a bot. They are just scams. Report them and walk away, don’t like nor dislike

  • @kaolincloud

    @kaolincloud

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@beaaa_fr I intentionally do this

  • @corismith3571
    @corismith35713 жыл бұрын

    Wade: middle of the woods? what kind of farm? what are they growing there? Mark: Woods Bob: Trees

  • @Phantomz148

    @Phantomz148

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pot

  • @1yakup159

    @1yakup159

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Erick Reyes both

  • @jailajai8762

    @jailajai8762

    3 жыл бұрын

    Erick Reyes yes

  • @mariarequejo2409
    @mariarequejo2409 Жыл бұрын

    I wish Lixian reversed Mark's raging mumbles more often

  • @kaf-smif
    @kaf-smif2 жыл бұрын

    my favorite thing about bob winning was how genuinely hyped mark and wade were for him. they both got eliminated but they were SCREAMING for bob’s victory. that’s genuine friendship.

  • @HexIsme
    @HexIsme3 жыл бұрын

    The same people who think Mark is terrified of chickens also believe that he's going to hurt Wade.

  • @priyamanobal

    @priyamanobal

    3 жыл бұрын

    He IS going to hurt Wade.

  • @zvzoomin807

    @zvzoomin807

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Keith Phaneuf Memento Mori.... *The clock is always ticking*

  • @michaelgisi

    @michaelgisi

    3 жыл бұрын

    I would just like to say that he could be %100 serious and we would never know

  • @matthewyeldig4608

    @matthewyeldig4608

    3 жыл бұрын

    But that's the thing... We should fear chickens...

  • @pearmint308

    @pearmint308

    3 жыл бұрын

    wade is a chicken in gang beasts

  • @TheLivingBluejay
    @TheLivingBluejay3 жыл бұрын

    25:12 - GameGrumps: "I'm the video game boy, I'm the one who wins!" Markiplier: "I am the streamer now, I am the one who sees into the future."

  • @Acheronpanda

    @Acheronpanda

    3 жыл бұрын

    Epitaph be like

  • @zapthebird8141

    @zapthebird8141

    3 жыл бұрын

    Larissa Galvez Made In Heaven be like

  • @coins_png

    @coins_png

    3 жыл бұрын

    "I am the one who knocks" - Walter White

  • @coins_png

    @coins_png

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Acheronpanda turururururu ?

  • @Buckybarnes3360
    @Buckybarnes3360 Жыл бұрын

    When Bob said “we have an oven mitt on our team.” I died laughing, I know it’s a pineapple, but it looked like an oven mitt.

  • @yummycat4957
    @yummycat49573 жыл бұрын

    I like how when Bob gets anxious he turns French

  • @daddialities1758
    @daddialities17583 жыл бұрын

    Wade: “What are they growing there?” Bob: “Trees”

  • @NeonRahkshi

    @NeonRahkshi

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me: a body count?

  • @unus-annus

    @unus-annus

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@NeonRahkshi _uh oh_

  • @crown4212

    @crown4212

    3 жыл бұрын

    Trees?

  • @thesouphour8426
    @thesouphour84263 жыл бұрын

    “I tried to grab him then I got obliterated by a ball” -Markipler 2020

  • @sevonos1164

    @sevonos1164

    3 жыл бұрын

    @High Definition hehehe

  • @alanvarghese5807

    @alanvarghese5807

    3 жыл бұрын

    *_Markipler_*

  • @ahorribledude9550

    @ahorribledude9550

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sevonos1164 are you 12 years old

  • @bopskies9749

    @bopskies9749

    3 жыл бұрын

    I hope you succeed in your dreams My dreams are 1000 subs

  • @abedsonoqrot8318

    @abedsonoqrot8318

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ahorribledude9550 why do you care let him be boomer

  • @bladegaming1973
    @bladegaming1973 Жыл бұрын

    6:52 Wade ayo?🤨📸

  • @WilderHeart13
    @WilderHeart132 жыл бұрын

    I'm crying so hard from 9:29 - 10:05 , that is the funniest unfortunate thing I've seen in so long!

  • @brockharris3296
    @brockharris32963 жыл бұрын

    I'm convinced Mark could be an amazing actor.

  • @dominicmeszaros2728

    @dominicmeszaros2728

    3 жыл бұрын

    Have you seen Who Killed Markiplier?

  • @Kitsune-gx7km

    @Kitsune-gx7km

    3 жыл бұрын

    Could be? Seriously? He absolutely is

  • @angelstroh1014

    @angelstroh1014

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’m convinced u can listen to good music

  • @icecreammaniac6946

    @icecreammaniac6946

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just watch the drowned man, A heist with markiplier, and who killed markiplier. Then you'll see just how great, mark can act. Also watch warstache face

  • @optombomber2980

    @optombomber2980

    3 жыл бұрын

    Please change your profile thumbnail picture, Brock harris

  • @animebagelnims2333
    @animebagelnims23333 жыл бұрын

    playing fallguys makes me realize how my hatred burns for humans

  • @AlyssAlley

    @AlyssAlley

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same! Lol. And how you become enemies with friends and family lol.

  • @user-vi3pi9rf7w

    @user-vi3pi9rf7w

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hey at least it's not UNO

  • @cheesedood1640

    @cheesedood1640

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lawliet L uno destroys relationships

  • @Spot_Faceless-Soldier

    @Spot_Faceless-Soldier

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cheesedood1640 fall guys decimates the faith in humanity

  • @feef1699

    @feef1699

    3 жыл бұрын

    spotty the alpha as soon as you step into a 925 foot radius around a monopoly game you burst into flames and descend into the deep pits of hell

  • @collindoan4925
    @collindoan49253 жыл бұрын

    Did nobody notice how far dat man leaped at 31:53?! He must've gotten the new Jordans. Black bottom, yellow & white top. Lest side of the crowd.

  • @noahpulliam8212
    @noahpulliam82123 жыл бұрын

    "Dm me on Twitter. I dont give out my phone number." My contacts: about that

  • @Trithis2077
    @Trithis20773 жыл бұрын

    Mark: "How was I supposed to know to grab? It didn't say in the instructions!" The instructions: Has the word "GRAB" in big capital letters.

  • @itmightbechase2

    @itmightbechase2

    3 жыл бұрын

    Trithis they literally show it for like half a second lmao

  • @kenlovescats

    @kenlovescats

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😭😭

  • @bifieri
    @bifieri3 жыл бұрын

    "I'm on a bitch parade" is my new favourite wade quote

  • @alyson4902
    @alyson4902 Жыл бұрын

    5:18 “BEEFED my man” lmfao 😂

  • @chrissimmons9743
    @chrissimmons97432 жыл бұрын

    18:13 That face though.

  • @SCP--sf3fu
    @SCP--sf3fu3 жыл бұрын

    Bob: "Mom get the camera" Mark: "MoM gEt ThE cAmErA" *Vivid 7 Days To Die flashbacks*

  • @sheevpalpatine4437

    @sheevpalpatine4437

    3 жыл бұрын

    YoU wIlL rEgReT

  • @Homewonker

    @Homewonker

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sheevpalpatine4437 i have that phrase in my head EVERY time i hear "regret" EXACTLY in bob's voice

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