Imagine having surgery and hearing someone in the other room scream **”I FOUND THE AXE”**

@camerondon3712

3 жыл бұрын

I'd be a bit concerned.

@NamesBondHavingStronk

3 жыл бұрын

@@camerondon3712 unless you're under the anesthesia or put to sleep

@chaoticunknown7317

3 жыл бұрын

The last thing you hear before you go under is "Okay, play the tutorial video"

@Kreptic

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine imagining.

@TheKyrix82

3 жыл бұрын

...why are you expecting people to hear things during surgery?

Bob: “Excuse me, _surgeon_ coming through” *proceeds to slam a leg onto the rib cage*

@scoot-scoot51341

5 ай бұрын

Ah yes, like any good surgeon lol 😂

imagine waking up in the middle of a surgery and the doctor is gently knocking a xylophone mallet against your ribs and singing free bird.

@wynnwilliams3701

Жыл бұрын

This is a very underrated comment and made me laugh so hard my dad asked me if I needed my inhaler

@ScarletLunatic

5 ай бұрын

@@wynnwilliams3701 agreed

@Firebolt7317

5 ай бұрын

"Erm, excuse me please stop playing free bird on my ribs I'm bleeding out." 🤓🤓🤓

@Generic-usernam3

4 ай бұрын

No, imagine waking up in the middle of surgery and the doctor has his peepee in your mouth lol. That uh, that’s was a weird day for me…

Mark: “LOOOOOOORE” Also Mark: * ignores all dialogue and story *

@sharethevoix

3 жыл бұрын

I wanna reply cause you need a higher reply to like ratio but I’m feeling unoriginal Forgive me

@resmiunnikrishnan2462

3 жыл бұрын

@@sharethevoix lol

@sharethevoix

3 жыл бұрын

Resmi Unnikrishnan thank

@bruh69133

3 жыл бұрын

literally like arin hanson arin: I DONT NEED THIS FUCKIN TUTORIAL also arin: HOW THE FUCK DO I DO THIS we need a four horsemen of the lets players

@lee9156

3 жыл бұрын

Can someone tell me what time stamp he screams lore? I want it for a clip

Mark: "Anything that is not hand simulator is fine." *Flashbacks to I am bread*

@HATVAULT

3 жыл бұрын

*Flashbacks to Pogostuck*

@knightguy4030

3 жыл бұрын

Flashbacks to I am fish

@squeakystool8910

3 жыл бұрын

*Flashbacks to Manual Samuel*

@PlanetmanKevin

3 жыл бұрын

He said that as soon I started reading this. XD

@alex_5830

3 жыл бұрын

34:05

Mark: “Anything that’s NOT Hand Simulator is fine.” *pogostuck has entered the chat* *I Am Bread has entered the chat* *Bennett Foddy has entered the chat*

@Gorfld

3 жыл бұрын

*ben and ed have entered the chat*

@isaacthelad496

3 жыл бұрын

*GIVE UP has entered the chat.*

@mindsandmirrors5106

3 жыл бұрын

*Welcome to the Game II has entered the chat.*

@ellisvives

2 жыл бұрын

*VANISH has entered the chat*

@enbeast8350

2 жыл бұрын

OctoDad has entered the chat 🐙

I love how they all emerge from the tutorial carrying an item for non-specific reasons, and they get very concerned if they drop it.

I love how when they all came out of their rooms they each had something they had found. A fruit bowl, the jello, and the duck

@YuriAi974

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao, they were making memories

@HalcyonSpirit141

2 жыл бұрын

The Fruit Bowl , The Jello, and The Duck*

@rogueb1137

2 жыл бұрын

@@HalcyonSpirit141The fruit bowl, the jello, and the duck*

@thatduck1900

2 жыл бұрын

I did not consent to being in this video

@Just-A-Nemo

2 жыл бұрын

@@thatduck1900 But now you're famous?

Are we just going to ignore that wade said “he doesn’t need a brain, he’s going to be a politician”

@rogersoftboy8134

3 жыл бұрын

dude the best joke the whole time

@-rin2836

3 жыл бұрын

Dogdorrable 👁👄👁 lets be honest though,,,, it’s more a fact than joke,,,,

@albinospino3089

3 жыл бұрын

@@-rin2836 lol. true true

@ramenveins9215

3 жыл бұрын

Albino Spino you dont need to @ people

@albinospino3089

3 жыл бұрын

@@ramenveins9215 Good for you bud. I don't really think anyone but you really cares. Let that be the end of that.

Patient: When is my doctor gonna be here? **Meanwhile** Mark: Oooo **duckie.**

@SpaceCat7642

2 ай бұрын

I also called them duckie as a kid. Still do

I love that Mark actually sounded genuinely upset when he thought Bob and Wade moved the duck

Mark: hates the character he's playing as Also Mark: refuses to customize his character at all

@dannyflintstone7003

3 жыл бұрын

Default Hero

@pishposh3306

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe he hates his character so much that he neglects to give his character the beauty of being customized.

@razeluxemeitzen1933

3 жыл бұрын

"Save Channel (Khemia GenerationX)" "Save Channel (khemia GenerationX)" "Save Channel (khemia GenerationX)"

@dannyflintstone7003

3 жыл бұрын

Razeluxe Meitzen how about no

@captainrick4513

3 жыл бұрын

With how much he hates character customization, it's a miracle he didn't just stick with the Steve skin on Minecraft.

Mark: **falls over when pressing a button** Pam: *YOU'RE A NATURAL!*

@themyofmy

3 жыл бұрын

.pa edit: cowards

@chalacedony

3 жыл бұрын

You mean nam?

@gabbibliss

3 жыл бұрын

Pam*

@chalacedony

3 жыл бұрын

Pnamp

@lowheadvarney158

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't know Pam had sarcasm....

Mark: *puts lung right on top of the other lung and it's practically sticking out* The speaker lady: " *beautifully done.* "

Wade and Bob: trying to break someone's ribs Mark: trying to find a duck and ends up ultimately finding a hatchet, the solution to all their problems

Mark: "anything thats not hand simulator is fine." *pogostuck music starts to play*

@j.dpost-mortem9115

3 жыл бұрын

Flash backs to Getting Over It

@MrJuicebox21

3 жыл бұрын

SirNukesAlot flash back to I am Bread rage moments

@j.dpost-mortem9115

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@luclasher1866

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome back to Pogover it with Bennet Foddy

@Sereomontis

3 жыл бұрын

@@luclasher1866 Getting Pogostuck over it with I Am Breadet Foddy.

I love how this is basically “hand simulator but better” to Mark

@xxdiamond345xx3

3 жыл бұрын

It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my KZread channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my KZread channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s entire day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow KZreadr.

@gripghoulshorts2503

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah Mark is a goodest inspiration for why I made it my KZread channel *and the fact they always listen to fans is the reason I give daily shout outs* 👌🏼❤ (apology if it's bad english)

@jackso3467

3 жыл бұрын

Purveyor wow a whole essay much?

@bruhbruh6886

3 жыл бұрын

it really looks like it

@ivymoore8482

3 жыл бұрын

Well surgeon simulator was hand simulator before hand simulator was a thing.😌

Never before have I been so keenly aware of the way Mark says “tur-tur-i-url.”

@redeyedangel

Жыл бұрын

Terterial

Imagine being the patient hearing: Wade: Remove the Stomach, Bob: Ok I removed it Wade: That was the large intestine

Imagine having surgery and hearing “it’s probably fine”

@munch8399

3 жыл бұрын

You should probably be concerned that you're hearing _anything_ during surgery tbh

@p4ul206

3 жыл бұрын

No.....I can't end like this 😂😂😂

@arianabowers6630

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine having surgery and hearing something

@jaysonhayes7732

3 жыл бұрын

Well then you've got two things to worry about! You either woke up from the anesthesia or are experiencing anesthesia awareness, and something is probably wrong and definitely NOT fine lol

@kevinj12345

3 жыл бұрын

As someone who has been in many surgeries, you may not want to know how often a phrase like that one is said.

Sitting in the waiting room and suddenly you hear: “I’m trying to put the juice in!” “Well hurry up!” “Uh oh- he lost his other arm”

@tonediaster

3 жыл бұрын

I would be terrified-

@dellarae9288

3 жыл бұрын

Also someone yelling secrets

@monipow7020

3 жыл бұрын

That one scene in “Finding Nemo” in the dentists office.

@JonathanMartinez-xp1xx

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@red-pm1lg

3 жыл бұрын

me: well i’m just fucked aren’t i?

most surgeons: we need to save this man's life! Mark: dUcK

@SpaceCat7642

2 ай бұрын

*Duckie*

43:12 imagine going into a square hole that your friends trap you in, then shoving a perfectly sized box in the opening to prevent you from getting out

Mark, Bob, and Wade: *spends half the time trying to find lore/secrets* Also Mark, Bob, and Wade: *talks over the guy try to explain the story*

@Mr.KittensAndGibberish

3 жыл бұрын

We don't want lore. We want LORE.

@weldonwin

3 жыл бұрын

This is just what they do. They don't so much play games as just fuck around in them

@GambinoTheGoat

3 жыл бұрын

Tyara Oliver wtf

@kingsaskue3947

3 жыл бұрын

Rf

@kingsaskue3947

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaeljacksheeheen tg

Classic Markiplier: " Shut up nurse, I know what's best!" Markiplier Now: " Shut up nurse, I'm a doctor."

@myworld2243

3 жыл бұрын

Classic markiplier: HERB LORE mark now : lore

@wolv0223

3 жыл бұрын

What I'm getting out of this is that Current Mark is just Classic Mark M.D.

@solarixstar

3 жыл бұрын

Wolv022 classic Mark 2.0 now with doggo At least I don’t think Chica was around for the original surgeon simulator

@jubuttib

3 жыл бұрын

@@solarixstar Yup, 2013 for Surgeon Simulator, 2015 for Chica.

@eliasfarias842

3 жыл бұрын

The Unus Annus Videos are making Mark More Depressed with each passing day.

I love anytime Mark tries to find something and both of them just get in front of him like "oh I found a secret" KEWK

10:33 there's actually a glisten in Mark's eyes; he looks like he's crying. May Rubber Duck rest in peace.

@WRLDOfSad

2 ай бұрын

He will be forever missed:(

Mark: "Hey guys, I found a secret" Bob: *It's free real estate*

@rylenstuffsv2

3 жыл бұрын

I love this so much

@mistamidas8587

3 жыл бұрын

Your comment is great. What Bob was doing was abnoxious as fuck

@PinkyGreen_Tea

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@aisutistoto5771

3 жыл бұрын

@@mistamidas8587 i agree, he was so annoying.

@daltonlee5273

3 жыл бұрын

Bob made it really difficult to watch the first half of the video

imagine waking up in the middle of a surgery and seeing the surgeon playing xylophone with your ribs 1:01:55

@salzaniclegend4129

3 жыл бұрын

Ouch.

@caipingcui7594

3 жыл бұрын

...do you mean from the surgeons perspective or the patients?

@sharethevoix

3 жыл бұрын

That would be actually horrifying. One, you wake up during surgery with your chest open. Two, they’re slapping your ribs with a musical instrument and repeating “doink doink doink” in a silly voice Three, you can’t run away cause your chest is split open and you’d probably die before you made it out without a ridiculously massive iv being carted behind you.

@sharethevoix

3 жыл бұрын

Student Richard Keck well, I don’t know about you, but in my country we have freedom of speech, so I don’t need anybody’s permission, especially not that of a random person on the internet. So your question is irrelevant and imbecilic. So are you.

@Angie-iv9fm

3 жыл бұрын

You made me realize how long this video is

No one: Not even doom guy: Surgery sim: Rip and tear until he is healed

58:20 wow three bottoms, well that's no fun

Bob: “ExCUSE me, surgeon coming through.” Bob: *continues to smack the patient with their own leg*

@Mcporkroast

3 жыл бұрын

It?

@AEZAKM1

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mcporkroast wdym “it”

@nidhalsormali3051

3 жыл бұрын

*"Hm do one more"*

@marialena5660

3 жыл бұрын

"Narcissism and The Mustache" sounds like a sitcom.

I love how the title is “we’re a doctor”. Not, “we are doctors”. No, with our powers combined, *we are one doctor!!!*

@loganngillespie

3 жыл бұрын

yeah…

@jellysquishfish4685

3 жыл бұрын

Last I checked we’re = we are ? So it is we are doctors?

@jinxlyn4327

3 жыл бұрын

@@jellysquishfish4685 it would still be “We are a doctor”...

@kayleigh8793

3 жыл бұрын

@@jellysquishfish4685 "we're a doctor" would still translate into "we are a doctor"..so no...you're incorrect

@emohufflepuff

3 жыл бұрын

They shall achieve.... *t r a n s c e n d e n c e*

mark: finally feels good about himself for finding secrets bob: takes away mark's happyness

That part where mark is playing the xylophone ribs is honestly so wholesome

@brianmonticello5510

2 жыл бұрын

Time>>??

@mailmaniac317

2 жыл бұрын

@@brianmonticello5510 but mostly the doot doot

@brianmonticello5510

2 жыл бұрын

@@mailmaniac317 Lmao

@PhineasFerb001

19 күн бұрын

@@brianmonticello55101:01:55 🙏 ik I’m two years late be grateful

Can you imagine if this was what every episode of Grey's Anatomy was like.

@dropdeaddork23

3 жыл бұрын

Secret doors make everything better.

@messyalien5164

3 жыл бұрын

It would be worth watching

@idgaf6915

3 жыл бұрын

The best fuckin show ever

@Ms.Anonymous

3 жыл бұрын

I'd actually watch

@kenmakozume4700

3 жыл бұрын

i would actually take time to watch it

Mark: Sees "I am Bread" Easter egg. *Commence the PTSD*

@gabryelsearcy6164

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@mr_doomspire2813

3 жыл бұрын

Fr tho

Mark:”THE BIRD- Me:”BIRD IS THE WORD” Mark:”-IS FREEEE” Me:”oh”

@junmarcbacani7827

2 жыл бұрын

AOT Manga Readers be like:.......... WTF

Devs watching: “I wonder how well these pro gamers will be able to perform surgery in our game.” Pro gamers:: *locking wade in conveyor belt hell*

mark using moh's hardness scale to explain why he's hitting the patient with a skull is possibly one of my favorite youtube moments of all time

@LonelyMarshtomp

3 жыл бұрын

And the fact it seemed to work because he did a beautiful job of removing those ribs

@sleepykitty8918

2 жыл бұрын

Original comments are rarer than the hay used to be. This is nice

@Yuki.chan33

2 жыл бұрын

666 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙨

@hadesrealm794

2 жыл бұрын

Moh? Medal of honor?

@saltydinonuggies1841

2 жыл бұрын

@@hadesrealm794 no Mohs hardness scale. It determines what rocks will break other rocks, and how easy it is to scratch said rocks. It’s not a bone thing but still

"My name is Dr. Pamela-" Mark: "SHUT UP, NURSE!"

@redddherring8585

3 жыл бұрын

This is an amazing reference

@justalittleturtle5600

3 жыл бұрын

But this time it's SHUT UP DOCTOR. The nurse had enough of Dr. Mark's crap and got an M.D.

@isaiah_w

3 жыл бұрын

God like reference

@nurinominaka4369

3 жыл бұрын

Only veterans remember :')

25:05 The way Wade turned around like he'd waited his whole life for this moment.

Cis couples when they pop a confetti canon and the confetti is blue: 27:55

Bob: "Are you arm daddy?" Mark: "...𝙬 𝙝 𝙖 𝙩?"

@KomiMiko

3 жыл бұрын

Ha

@KomiMiko

3 жыл бұрын

Kelsey Willhoite what famous

@KeyEpic

3 жыл бұрын

@Kelsey Willhoite hiiii x.

@KeyEpic

3 жыл бұрын

@Kelsey Willhoite hey, have a laugh at my podcasts, Love you...

@FordoTheKiller

3 жыл бұрын

I'm as confused as Mark was

the avatars expressions wade: surprised Bob: out raged Mark: very sad Edit: NINE MOTHERS OF HEIMDALL! That's a lotta likes.

@_.Portablez._

3 жыл бұрын

Viewers: Happy

@loki4807

3 жыл бұрын

@@_.Portablez._ nice

@jessicovers69420

3 жыл бұрын

@@loki4807 * slurps * * pops lips * noice

@thesirenaspen

3 жыл бұрын

hotel: trivago sorry, dead meme. i couldn’t resist tho

@richardtingler3769

3 жыл бұрын

@@thesirenaspen Beat me to it dammit xD

53:45 The weird thing about Mark using the skull. Is that it actually works. Like, on hit, breaks. Bob was using all sorts of stuff that didn't do anything. I still wonder why he didn't get the hammer though.

"Can you play freebird?" "FREE THE BIRD!! THE BIRD IS FREE!!"

Mark when playing FNaF: Mark when playing this game: *L O R E ?* I wanted to say thanks for likes but that triggers people so I A P P R E C I A T E Y O U R V I R T U A L A P P R O V A L O F M Y C O M E D I C C O N T E N T

@Mamorufumio

3 жыл бұрын

hes been around matpat to long

@myworld2243

3 жыл бұрын

Ah but we mustn't forget the classic HERB LORE!

@sharethevoix

3 жыл бұрын

itsmyworld yes indeed

@Cubiclynx

3 жыл бұрын

herblore level?

@killianmoore3044

3 жыл бұрын

WAS THAT THE HEART TRANPLANT OF 58?!?!

When Mark said "Lore? LORE? LORE LORE??"? I felt that.

@loresoong6626

3 жыл бұрын

Eyyyy

@haydencottrell2802

3 жыл бұрын

So did Matpat

@swagmeister3000

2 жыл бұрын

me playing genshin

@Toadbup.

2 жыл бұрын

hmm also meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*sorry*

@dionemartins0212

11 ай бұрын

Was that the surgery of 87?!

40:40 Me anytime Mark comes out with a new KZread series with his egos

44:55 bob’s strategy of getting the ribs open is so fucking funny, underrated moment

mark: “there’s other people named bob out there” bob: “no there are not” my dad: *stops existing*

@hydracobaron9013

3 жыл бұрын

Did your dad go out to get milk when you heard this sentence?

@kaf-smif

3 жыл бұрын

@@hydracobaron9013 no he just simply faded into the void

@notdoc149

3 жыл бұрын

oof

@iwantaburrito.

3 жыл бұрын

my grandpas name is bob

@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787

3 жыл бұрын

There goes my favorite uncle that’s still living

For some odd reason mark has to be freinds with a random object in literally every game were you can grab stuff lol

@confederateghst4362

3 жыл бұрын

Tiny Box Tim

@KingDerpy13

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone will remember Tiny Box Tim. Everyone.

@_stoops

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr lmaoo he just picks a random object that speaks to him and carries it around all game

@denisteele9895

3 жыл бұрын

@@KingDerpy13 I really wanna go binge his amnesia series again now.. lmao

@Jarjarvideos

3 жыл бұрын

Companion Cube Effect

Lol there's so much tension between mark and Bob 🤣

Imagine having surgery, and in the room beside you, you just hear grunting and the sound of a wooden chair smashing into someone's ribs.

Imagine having your surgery delayed because the doctors are to busy reenacting the cask of amontillado

@stephanieborah4388

3 жыл бұрын

Mark and Bob: hey, we've got a nice chunk of lore in this conveyor belt hole Wade: okay!

@mitspeithetc

2 жыл бұрын

This is one of the best things I've read all day thank you

@PinaaaColaaa

2 жыл бұрын

You should be quoted on that.

@DaDerpyCarrot

2 жыл бұрын

lmao, if they let me see a video of it, worth.

everyone's talking abt "imagine waking up during surgery and seeing the surgeon using your ribs as a xylophone," but like imagine waking up during surgery in general

@brishanmorgan3791

3 жыл бұрын

My dad has ✨done that✨

@feveredmilk1464

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it happens

@maeserr

3 жыл бұрын

my absolute worst fear!

@hunterglaspell5580

3 жыл бұрын

I did it during jaw surgery. The head surgeon was yelling at everyone so I’m sure it was fine

@maditroche3870

3 жыл бұрын

@@hunterglaspell5580 LMAOO oh my goodddd

"Where is the donor heart?" "On the floor, next to the bread"

Wade’s casual “oh hey bread!” Made me laugh 44:22

Imagine waking up during surgery and seeing your doctor slamming a skull into your ribcage

@NTF469

3 жыл бұрын

I would question were they got the skull

@ameliaburke3631

3 жыл бұрын

​@@NTF469 wait, hold up something doesn't seem right here...

@jaydenn3479

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine waking up during surgery.

@loki4807

Жыл бұрын

@@jaydenn3479 ...in general.

@Killbayne

Жыл бұрын

or seeing them grab a chair and violently smashing it against your exposed ribcage while making fake groans

Mark bringing his ducky with him on operations is like a kid bringing a toy to kindergarten 😂

@lowheadvarney158

3 жыл бұрын

Also Mark: loses his duck and recreates a Tiny box Tim moment

@kaitkat3034

3 жыл бұрын

Legit

1:02:00 this is the face of pure joy

"You can't have two on top, thats not how it works, you gotta have 2 bottoms!" "3 bottoms? That's no fun!" 58:10 I'm crying 🤣🤣

Mark : " *YOU'RE COMING WITH ME* !" Also Mark : *forgets the anomalous duck 3 seconds later*

@totallyoriginalusername1791

3 жыл бұрын

Rip ducky ducky

@nancyneyhart

3 жыл бұрын

Rozark Dragon the ducks name is charles.

@FistyMcBeefPunch

3 жыл бұрын

I'm waiting for Lixian to edit in like a jealous tiny box Tim reference.

@chip5892

3 жыл бұрын

Which SCP has this duck been recorded as?

@handsoffmysushi

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, the elusive anomalous duck

“Why am I ripping off his legs?” One of the scariest things you could hear in the hospital

@Drake_Blaze

3 жыл бұрын

Right

@terriblebadedits3814

3 жыл бұрын

And in a prison

@scintellamochi2721

3 жыл бұрын

Indigo OH SHIT

12:00 when bob and wade join

@wk8637

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks past me

@wk8637

5 ай бұрын

Thanks past me

I love how, when you three finally met up after the tutorials, you each had independently chosen your own favorite object to carry around for no reason.

34:03 Mark: "I am bre-" *Has PTSD*

@user-nh4sc2yl6e

3 жыл бұрын

What did he even say?

@kryptdreemurr8147

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-nh4sc2yl6e "YA SEE ITS NOT SO EASY!"

Mark: "I thought that was his brain" Wade: "he doesn't need that either" Wade: "he's going to be a politician"

@carbr0z305

3 жыл бұрын

🦚🦚s🕊u🐓b🐾 t🐉o 🐬 m🐋e

@imnottoxicsushi7497

3 жыл бұрын

Disturbed Orbit only thing is you both post fortnite

@chad7009

3 жыл бұрын

@@DisturbedOrbit let him be

@egg_buttt3675

3 жыл бұрын

Qell he's not wrong😂😂

@bumbum5190

3 жыл бұрын

@@DisturbedOrbit at first I thought they said "sub tome"

And they never played it again, the end.

I love how when the actual lore in the dialogue came up they were talking

Mark: I thought that was his brain. Wade: He doesn't need that anyway. He's gonna be a politician. Me: omfg

@mrifat13

3 жыл бұрын

Whoa, straight fact...

@hellothere4018

3 жыл бұрын

Aha I heard that too haha 😂

@TheDiloEmpire

3 жыл бұрын

* insert joke about how bad a political party is *

@yeetus123

3 жыл бұрын

He dont need one if hes gonna be a democract

@addy5300

3 жыл бұрын

@@yeetus123 okay but wade most likely meant the republican party when he made that joke

Game: Use the scalpel when removing organs to minimize blood loss. Mark, Bob, and Others: No, I don't think I will.

@eye2hakimiprogamer23

3 жыл бұрын

Lol "Others"

@Rachel98246

3 жыл бұрын

Eye2Hakimi ProGamer I think it’s a reference to one of the GTFO episodes

@unofficialsliceofbread6461

3 жыл бұрын

I don't remember where I saw it, it might've been Gtfo. It was however a funny thought I had halfway through the comment that I remembered from one of the episodes.

@randomcrusader5632

3 жыл бұрын

Chicken Permission I thought he just meant other youtubers who had done the game

@neryn-2924

3 жыл бұрын

Game: Alright. Fair enough. A++

Jumpscares in horror games don’t get me but 16:07 literally made me toss my tablet across the couch

Sick timestamps B) 00:00 Epilepsy warning -Wade 00:27 *kwapow* 01:12 "Sorry I'm being immature." -Mark 01:21 "bob." -Mark 02:53 "Everything seems to be a work in progress- is that jello?" -Mark 04:52 "ĎÜČĶ" -Mark 05:16 "IS DUCK ALIVE??" -Mark 05:57 ...the bloodlust 07:01 "IN THE D1CK!!!" -Mark 07:18 "Pff- Its dangling by a toe!" -Mark 09:49 "the Or-oœæřğAns" -Mark 10:17 "NOOOOOOOOOI" -Mark 10:50 "rriiIIIIPPP RIIIIIIIIP" -Mark 12:43 "Oh no my jellos on the floor.." -Bob 12:47 "I think we must enter our tëübes" -Bob 13:53 "I dont like that the guy on the table is named bob." -Bob 14:20 "IS THAT A BABY??" -Mark 17:20 "SECRETT" -Mark 18:05 "My dudes. My secret senses are tingling. So intensely" -Mark 22:51 "Guys I found something *Obscene* " -Mark 24:05 "I'm cusping" -Mark & Bob 24:16 "I find this offensive." -Bob 27:55 "THERES BALLS!!" -Mark 28:33 "Are you arm daddy?" -Bob 29:42 "Wade you're just standing there shaking-" -Mark 30:30 "give..." -Bob 31:14 *flash* 33:12 "these bookshelves look awfully *REMOVABLE* " -Wade 34:06 "yeAH SEe it's Not so EASy!" -Mark 39:08 "loree.." -Mark 40:01 "No bob found" -Bob 43:10 "ITS PERFECTLY FLUSH-" -Bob 44:26 "Alright are we ready?" *knocks scanner over* -Mark 45:33 "Bee a deer" -Bob 46:51 wade slander *intensifies* 47:26 "HOW DARE YOU!" -Wade 47:50 "My mind is being l'fvcked -Wade 48:31 "Excuse me, *Surgon* coming through..." -Bob 50:10 "NoW woUld be the TIme waDe" -Mark 51:40 "you arent even the first *evolution* of a surgeon!" -bob 51:53 "I'm like a surgeon twice removed" -wade 52:14 "This is either a stomach or a pen1s" -wade 52:29 "men, am I right?" -bob 53:08 "this is a left leg indeed I know it from the *smell* -mark 53:27 "your affinity for *bo's hardness scale"* -bob 54:55 *"uhhh..."* 55:39 "I know how that goes *glares at mark and bob* oh I wasnt muted -wade 56:13 "Shut up nurse, I'm a doctor." -Mark 58:21 *"three bottoms?!?* well that's no fun." -Bob 59:35 "nice rod" -Mark 01:01:03 "loreeee" -Mark 01:02:28 "freeee birddddddd" -Mark 01:05:37 "WADE YOU HAD ONE JOB-" -Mark

@The1ReviewBoard

2 жыл бұрын

What’s the time stamp for the Shut Up Nurse part?

@claycountydays

2 жыл бұрын

@@The1ReviewBoard got it

"Narcissism and The Mustache" sounds like a sitcom.

@gwenculver1040

3 жыл бұрын

Low key I’d watch it

@peterdaxon8558

3 жыл бұрын

Starring Markiplier and Wilford Warfstache

@mindseternal1

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like it would be on Adult Swim.

@alexfernandez0504

3 жыл бұрын

@@peterdaxon8558 Starring Actor Mark and Wilford Warfstache

@skadaaskadeen

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexfernandez0504 Isn't Markiplier an actor while Mark E. F. is just another guy?

Markiplier: "Let me play you a little diddy-" Ethan: 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬

@viennnnnna

3 жыл бұрын

ah good, someone else got it xD

@neckogecko5238

3 жыл бұрын

jazz? ...yeahh...

@naomicvengros4595

3 жыл бұрын

What's the timestamp for that?

@alexfernandez0504

3 жыл бұрын

Naomi Cvengros 22:04

@notactuallyacat.

3 жыл бұрын

Just like mama used to make

Oh my gosh, when Wade got stuck on the conveyor belt I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe XD

Bob and Wade: playing and healing Bob. Mark: *L O R E*

Mark: "Alright there's no secret!" Also mark: literally holding a book titled ALIEN AUTOPSY wdymthere'snosecret?!

@NotAllCatsAreNice

3 жыл бұрын

Did mark even ever get to the secret alien level in the first game? I cant remember.

@khamiwilliams6263

3 жыл бұрын

@@NotAllCatsAreNice in the first game?

@cityskies1792

3 жыл бұрын

Alien autopsy is from a shirt

@MaxerV19

3 жыл бұрын

@@NotAllCatsAreNice the alien autopsy is what made him hate the original surgeon simulator lol

@NotAllCatsAreNice

3 жыл бұрын

@@MaxerV19 i don't remember things well. I can't remember what I had for breakfast lmao

“I don’t think these men have ever been to medical school.”

@thatpinhead7543

3 жыл бұрын

Medical WHAT?

@kyuubicat5

3 жыл бұрын

Adrian lo eyyy

@sugarbear4865

3 жыл бұрын

Ethan Livingston bed school be like

39:07 Mark Embarks On His Quest For ☆ L O R E ☆

@TheAspenArts

3 жыл бұрын

And then the 40:41 lOrE

@Stp1497

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheAspenArts **L O R E**

51:51 I too have a great great grandfather who was a surgeon, Wade, and I agree that this is ample qualification to partake in open heart surgeries and other high risk operations

Bob: "Are you arm daddy?" Mark: "...𝙬 𝙝 𝙖 𝙩?" [ I loved that part lmfao 😂 ]

@tnm8204

3 жыл бұрын

haha

@trololofaceten2593

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t notice that part, which kinda implies that I’m so used to their bullshit that my mind instinctively chooses not to scan it

@TheRealItsoofer

3 жыл бұрын

I think these bots want you to open their canal.

@Mecal21

3 жыл бұрын

Of course YOU did...

@karmageddon9047

3 жыл бұрын

t... time stamp?

Mark: "I have nothing against nurses" Also mark (2013): "SHUT UP NURSE!! I KNOW WHATS BEST!!!"

@guilhermehank4938

3 жыл бұрын

I think he quit doing the joke because it got repetitive and because no one can take a joke anymore

@beanboy9029

3 жыл бұрын

@@guilhermehank4938 no

@thevioletskull8158

3 жыл бұрын

Never forgive and forget.

@4spades444

3 жыл бұрын

would anyone considerchecking my channel??

@jinari1509

3 жыл бұрын

@@4spades444 no

This was exactly a year ago, and i'm still waiting for them to play it again

I love how the title is “WE’RE A DOCTOR!” Like all of them combined only amounts to one person’s worth of medical malpractice

"anything that's not hand simulator is fine" Me: *remembers him throwing he's chair because of getting over it*

@step2814

3 жыл бұрын

iv havethe golden pot in GOI

@bradmudbutton6180

3 жыл бұрын

I have never seen anyone try that hard to become a werewolf

@lunar_memories9981

3 жыл бұрын

@brad mudbutton - Lmao 😂

@potatotomato7025

3 жыл бұрын

I thought that was in pogostuck

@peanutbuttercookies84

3 жыл бұрын

And breaking his controller playing I am Bread

“I wasn’t trying to get the heart, I was trying to cut off all the limbs.”

When you read the title as: WE ARE DOCTORS BUM BUM BA BUM BA ✨BUM✨

13:18 How Bob throws that trunk in the air and how his character poses is just so elegant😝

When they blocked him in the conveyor belt with the box, I laughed so hard, I had to use my inhaler.

@macncheesy0548

2 жыл бұрын

Were u ok?

@macncheesy0548

2 жыл бұрын

@Pokémon Champions laughter* :)

@andymiller1597

2 жыл бұрын

@@macncheesy0548 they died unfortunately

@Toadbup.

2 жыл бұрын

me to

@Toadbup.

2 жыл бұрын

me to

I like how they were chanting “LORE” but also missed all of the dialogue

@lucillechiklak5168

Жыл бұрын

i too missed the dialogue. now i have to rewatch this video

Mark is for when you want someone to hilariously blunder their way to victory, Bob is there to meticulously succeed and Wade is there to try hard their way to a defeat as the lovable underdog. Together, they make one functional human being

I love how they are “juicing their patients up”

i had surgery last week and before i was knocked out, i heard “where are their x-rays? do we have them?” and i was like “YOU MEAN YOU DON’T HAVE THEM”

@CJ_da_DJ

3 жыл бұрын

Haha I hope you recovered well 🙂

@AnnaSmith-ib9ko

3 жыл бұрын

I would have launched my body into the floor if I heard that.

@glitchfaith0076

3 жыл бұрын

And this is why I don’t trusts surgeons 💀💀

@theolrazzledazzle

3 жыл бұрын

@@AnnaSmith-ib9ko i was already out😭😭i did fling myself into the wheelchair after i came to, nearly fell on the floor

@thedog6395

3 жыл бұрын

@@theolrazzledazzle Oof

I love how they were so obsessed with lore but were just ignoring the guy actually telling them the lore 😂

@mohammedjameel7669

3 жыл бұрын

That is pure mark

@magsisdumb478

3 жыл бұрын

@@mohammedjameel7669 yup, he got so obsessed with the lore he missed the actual lore...

Game: "crack the ribs" Mark: "KAR EN TUK"

I love how mark just gets attached to anything he comes across and instantly makes it his friend lmao

"you liked the ducky?" "Yeah I had a ducky." "Mark, here." "No I had one." "Here." "No." *Here* Edit: 1.2k likes???????

@skout-374

3 жыл бұрын

420 like

@monkeyman4325

3 жыл бұрын

I too saw the video

@itnotaphillbear

2 жыл бұрын

Edit: 1.2k+ likes!

@shadowmonster7503

2 жыл бұрын

1.3k likes

@justsomeeggsinapot1784

2 жыл бұрын

*sigh* unlikes