Mark: *crushing his Brothers skull in* Momiplier: *smiles in delight *

@iLikePistachios

4 жыл бұрын

*THE MOST HAPPY OVER DEATH. SHALL BE MY COMPANION IN CRIME*

@mirzahamzabaig5667

4 жыл бұрын

@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Now we know where Darkiplier got his personality from...

@jonsnow5129

4 жыл бұрын

His last face expression being yours😈

@starbird6

4 жыл бұрын

like Romulus and Remus

@ferret2308

4 жыл бұрын

Favorite child status unlocked

Other children: *Exists* Kindergarten markimoo staring at them from afar: Pathetic.

@musicenthusiast9801

4 жыл бұрын

Is that... an UnOrdinary reference?

@seratope

4 жыл бұрын

Not to mention they're behavioring at things

@kaurkaur1836

4 жыл бұрын

While smiling as well.

@TheOneWhoGames1

4 жыл бұрын

Mark: I see no god up here But me!

@snowfolf639

4 жыл бұрын

how is this the exact same thing i thought

Can we talk about how beautiful and sweet his mom is? She sounded so happy every time she answered the phone and didn’t seem upset not even once🥺

@quandaIedingIe

2 ай бұрын

don't reflect yourself

@Idkwhats_goingontbh

2 ай бұрын

​@@quandaIedingIeWhat?

@quandaIedingIe

2 ай бұрын

@@Idkwhats_goingontbh nevermind

@NoireLazuli

Ай бұрын

She is so precious

@Exponentpie

13 күн бұрын

yea!

From a boy with a big brain to a man who owns five ovens

@Chaotic_evil_duck

Жыл бұрын

WHAT!

@asteroth9844

8 ай бұрын

Everything pans out

@oribooedit

2 ай бұрын

​@@asteroth9844 you could say he's kitchen up

“your brothers said dada and that disappointed me.” “but you adored me because you said mama” *you also crushed your brother face down*

@stanleybik1657

4 жыл бұрын

Ok weird gachatard.

@alumilynn

4 жыл бұрын

@@stanleybik1657 Ain't gotta be rude.

@JusticeForTheWin

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao right

@aerin6353

4 жыл бұрын

depressed that you dont have enough likes on YOUR comment?

@vanillacoke1961

4 жыл бұрын

@gacha_loser .-. Lmao

"you crushed your brother with one hand while giving me puppy eyes" that's alpha levels of dominance of I've ever heard it.

@jaredjamesramos704

4 жыл бұрын

if i've ever heard of it*?

@changedaccountkbye2846

4 жыл бұрын

Jared James Ramos DONT

@sophiemoore1566

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@P455w0rds

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ProwlWolf

4 жыл бұрын

So true

Marks favorite childhood activity was staring at a wall. Chica constantly stares at people and walls. Maybe there is more to this pair than we all thought

When Mark’s mom talks a bout the video game his dad gifted him, it brings back memories, and you can see the twinkle in his eyes. The story about that 1 is beautiful

Mark's brother : looks at his mom while mark next to him Mark : *so you have chosen death*

@brandonbergfelt2530

4 жыл бұрын

Hi

@lamyaamounadi7587

4 жыл бұрын

@@brandonbergfelt2530 hiii

@lumpy1093

4 жыл бұрын

@@lamyaamounadi7587 Are you related to Ben Dover, Mike Hawk, or Jack Mehoff?

@dylanweller5914

4 жыл бұрын

10/10

@l0v3_pixie89

4 жыл бұрын

this made me cackle to the point where my mom yelled at me 🤣

Mark: was i sitting and staring and smiling in kindergarten too? Mark's Mom: *Y E S*

@axcilium

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know man sound kinda creepy to me

@toxkys

2 жыл бұрын

"I saw this comment once that part came up in the video XD"

@ziphy_4360

2 жыл бұрын

GUYS ITS SPY FROM TF2

@stage4cancer901

2 жыл бұрын

Engineer gaming

@kalrexz8337

2 жыл бұрын

J

mark screaming “oasis, oasis” when the word is OSMOSIS had me dying

@ImSpookd

3 ай бұрын

it was an unus annus reference.

mark was basically a horror movie child that stared at walls and laughed at things that weren’t there

baby markiplier: sits, stares and smiles for fun. Adult markiplier: sits, stares, and smiles for fun in front of a camera.

@kalysian

4 жыл бұрын

It was meant to be :')

@MindLostForeverXx

4 жыл бұрын

Mind blown

@taiknucs3385

4 жыл бұрын

.O. Wow destany never changes.. ( T u T )

@plaguedoctorspencer

4 жыл бұрын

I was literally just about to comment that at 3:34 but you had already done it

@flavorcrash3890

4 жыл бұрын

You forgot about how baby markiplier crushes his brother

Mark's brother: maMa MARK: *THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE YOU SINGLEMINDED FOOL*

@cherrymarriedindiscord1404

2 жыл бұрын

I want this registered 😂😂

@jasonmantri2658

2 жыл бұрын

💀💀😂😂😂😂

@hellokittyhawaii

2 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@herobrineexe5149

Жыл бұрын

Mark: DIE BROTHER BECAUSE NOW I HAVE THE MAMA GROUND MEANWHILE YOU HAVE THE LOWER DADA GROUND

Mark screaming “WOO, I’m a failure!” was more relatable than any other KZread media I’ve seen.

"we couldn't afford a toy" And look where mark is now! True success story

Mark, a one month old baby, crushing his brother with a single hand: "Why do you act like a FOOLISH little child?"

@mostsillywillynilly

4 жыл бұрын

SPEEEEEEEDWAGGGOOOOOOOONNNN

@FriedrichTheGreatest

4 жыл бұрын

I'm feeling a needwagon

@runawayriot3853

4 жыл бұрын

Top comment! 😅😅😂😂😂😂

@flynnguest8323

4 жыл бұрын

SPEEEEEDWAGOOOOONN

@mr.araara8046

4 жыл бұрын

Memewagon foundation😂😂

Mark: *calls his mom to ask her about his first words* Momiplier: *tells a story about how Mark loved his mom so much that he tried to suffocate his brother* Me: “sounds accurate”

@playitcoolman7820

3 жыл бұрын

LOL MOMIPLIER

@nidhalsormali3051

3 жыл бұрын

And he suffocated him for no reason top

@Zackisnotdead

3 жыл бұрын

Qtaro Kujo he was just asserting dominance

@-lemonspritz-9865

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@Queeino_ferret

3 жыл бұрын

2:18

Somebody quote this: “I play games, I am a cow!”😂

@noxaic

Жыл бұрын

I play games, I am a cow! - MerlinMcoy-Crego

This game really does seem like Unus Annus: The Game. The "You were born... in a random place.. at a random time.. with a random set of genes.." actually sounds like something straight out of Unus Annus.

When Mark proposes to Amy Amy: why is the ring so small? Mark: I spent all the money on a big TV and cake.. Amy: understandable

@boop5636

4 жыл бұрын

Driidlz I feel like she would be more like; Amy: hell yeah!

@rockyhater2210

3 жыл бұрын

@Theodore Keating yeah ikr

@corbeq9806

3 жыл бұрын

In the unus annus stream when mark told amy to come to him i legit thought he was gonna propose xd

@greythomas6199

3 жыл бұрын

A black and white one

Baby: murder brother Child: stare at wall Adult: makes fnaf popular

@andyfg33

3 жыл бұрын

And this is the life of markiplier! The last part of his life is when he gets old!

@smolbby174

3 жыл бұрын

Hotel: Trivago

@timpudge5816

3 жыл бұрын

thats what life is about

@sphjinx1448

3 жыл бұрын

Well, he doesn’t take credit for making it popular. He thinks it would’ve without him.

@robloxguest2633

3 жыл бұрын

Basically

11:00 Mark: Internet baby, Internet all the way Few seconds later Mark: What the hell is this

@littletitanicmaster-2622

8 ай бұрын

that ain’t the only thing back then mate

The first wholesome encounter with Markiplier's mom ever, whereas Mark goes on both a memory trip with her AND a big-ass quiz summarizing what Mark did when he was younger.

"I would just sit in a room and stare and smile!" Suddenly all the horror games you play make a ton more sense.

@megarayquaza9054

4 жыл бұрын

Brah

@blackdragon6627

4 жыл бұрын

There is a guy on KZread who actually just sits and smiles for videos

@simonghoul3602

4 жыл бұрын

23:45

@kingdarma8081

4 жыл бұрын

He used his *imaaaginaaaaatioooon*

@lickinbiscuits9229

4 жыл бұрын

Nice 420 likes

*Mark’s Mom talking about Mark* “A boy with a big mind” *Mark* “BIG BRAIN!”

@insidejoke1068

4 жыл бұрын

The second I herd big mind I was lie 'THIS IS BIG BRAIN TIME'

@giladshmueli5831

4 жыл бұрын

@@insidejoke1068 who wasn't?

@appledapple5021

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah big brain time

@ImaniJMc

4 жыл бұрын

Frost - Bite I felt that

When Mark asked his mother about his favourite toy and her response was that he used to sit in a room, stare and smile- It reminded me of the baby in yellow..

4:53 *Nerd*

Mark's Brother: Says Dada before Mama Mark: So you have chosen death

@nickytickybih2966

4 жыл бұрын

Mark: Peace was never an option.

Mark in kindengarden: "Why do you act like a foolish little child" Mark in actual days to ethan: "Why do you act like a foolish little child"

@soggypotato4828

4 жыл бұрын

.

@spaceagator8014

4 жыл бұрын

​

@goji-woji1584

4 жыл бұрын

.

@justpea7829

4 жыл бұрын

.

@JaySogga

4 жыл бұрын

literally thinking the same thing

Mark: “ah yes what an amazing wall let me stare at it all day and smile”

His conversations with his mom are so cute 🥰

Mark’s childhood: Sitting, silently, smiling, questioning his existence, becoming smart by just existing, and judging people thinking of a way to dominate the world

@User-ju9rv

4 жыл бұрын

Actual Content and smashing his brother’s face into the ground

@uhnqie

4 жыл бұрын

This describes my own childhood

@hellothere-sf1gl

4 жыл бұрын

ah ,and mark remaned the same even today

@sharplily

4 жыл бұрын

@@uhnqie same except i did not think of how to conquer the world i thought of how to DESTROY IT (my plan is working really well btw i did not know a virus would be so effective)

@RoostBR

4 жыл бұрын

Dont forget about “The Stone”

Jason: says dada Momiplier: I will never forget this betrayal

@toadtoddler

4 жыл бұрын

Mark: *smiles and use his hand to crush at his brother*

@natedawg7943

4 жыл бұрын

Top ten anime betrayals

@baha17222

4 жыл бұрын

VonJovy_YT Momiplier: *GO FORTH MY MINION. AVENGE MY HONOUR. CRUSH THIS HEATHEN*

My name is Nicole and hearing mark say my name was all I needed in life, I can now die happy

I love how we study markiplier's personality from this video

“you didn’t need a toy, you used your brain” yep, that sounds like him alright

@Bigrizz69

3 жыл бұрын

that sounded sad and traumatic

@spongebobsquarepants740

2 жыл бұрын

he was in his big brain time

@jas.per.25

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bigrizz69 😐

@ginyuraiyuden1104

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bigrizz69 😐

@spingingleblorp3996

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bigrizz69 😐

"Why do you act like a foolish little child?" "I'm so grown up." Best story i heard Mark's mom tell. 😂

@esmeechan1036

4 жыл бұрын

More than mark CRUSHING HIS BROTHER WITH ONE HAND

If he sat in a room staring and smiling and being in his head Id think that would mean that Markimoo had a magical imagination. He should pick the Unicorn next time. X'D Past that....That Freestyle Though.👌😆

Mark: Asking his mom questions about his life and being super nice. Also mark: "You shut your down dang mouth MOM!!!"

The perfect song doesn’t exi- Mark: *starts freestyling*

@txiczmbie1077

2 жыл бұрын

i👁️am🦗a💃cow🐮

@txiczmbie1077

2 жыл бұрын

~Lyrics~ BA there's my cactus🌵 BA there's my DOG🐕 there's a roses🌹🌹 AND THERE, IS A LOG🌲🌳 there's a frog🐸, IN.THE.BOG.🦗 THERES MY CASH🤑, OO WHAT A JOG🏃🏻 going back🔙↩️ IN.TIME.NOW.🕰️ i play games🎮🕹️, I.AM.A.COW.🐮 dragon🐉 feild, oo what a deal gonna steal, A U T O M O B I L E🚗

@MostlyAnimatedSketches

2 жыл бұрын

@@txiczmbie1077 I think it’s “track and field”

@mommyl0nglegs

2 жыл бұрын

im fucking crying its so funny to me

@Toonboo12309

2 жыл бұрын

@•sugararcakeyum• :D at the end of the vid 21:32

Mark’s entire interaction with his mom is so freaking wholesome.

I think his mom was just happy to see her son again

Mark's mom just told us that Mark was an introvert in his whole childhood

@not-pyroman

4 жыл бұрын

i don't think we needed mom confirmation to know that

@svenkozelenko7757

4 жыл бұрын

@@not-pyroman lol underrated

@gaiaharpaz

4 жыл бұрын

im acttualy not surprised.

@mygodwhatdidyoudo

4 жыл бұрын

He hasn't changed either for the better

@Bendytheboi

4 жыл бұрын

Also a bro crusher

Mark's mom: "You used to sit and analyze people, like 'why are you acting like a foolish little child?'" Me: Well, mark is making up lost time, he's acting like a child now.

@shalev.

4 жыл бұрын

@@fateful2113 it's a common name just not in English

@rileyrichfit

4 жыл бұрын

Took the words outta my mouth😂😂

@extremederpz4270

4 жыл бұрын

@@fateful2113 rita hayworth

@hakemz.

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao 😂😂😂

@kenny4yourthots

4 жыл бұрын

A "professional" child.

His mom is so sweet and lovely. And we like to call sitting and staring at a wall smiling ✨D I S S O C I A T I O N✨.

9:36 i read photography very wrong

Momiplier: Don’t mind him Mark: *staring at a wall for the past hour and smiling creepy*

@flekovich

4 жыл бұрын

Smells like weed

@tommyspringfield7687

4 жыл бұрын

It's demons Jim demons

@senpie9087

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that's how Darkiplier is born

Mark's mom: You just used your brain. Mark: It's big brain time.

@gavinsutter1799

4 жыл бұрын

@Cerberus Obliteration that's not true he only used 1%

@raphael8951

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, this big brain time

@RedHex138

4 жыл бұрын

Mind size: Mega

That intro with Mark's mom explains why he's so weird, and sometimes smart.

du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du , theres my cactus, oh theres my dog, theres roses , oh theres a log, theres a frog, in the bog ,theres my cash, oh what a job, going back in time now, I played games, I am a cow, track and field , oh what a deal, gonna steal, all the mobiles-Markiplier

Not gonna lie, Marks song he makes up as after he dies is pretty fire. I'd actually listen to a full song of that 😅

@EnaYT2

4 жыл бұрын

Red Evans What’s the time? Nvm it’s 21:38 XD

@patrickn.4113

4 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I watch this video because I know its coming:)

@chankmank1881

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@insidiouskamikaze6772

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr? That background track is awesome

@xxxx3278

4 жыл бұрын

Taylor Riches Exactly

Mark: "Hey Mom. Did I say mama or Papa?" Momiplier: "You said Mama." *Proceeds to describe how he took down his older brother at one month old*

@megarayquaza9054

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@ViscountMann

4 жыл бұрын

He was a big baby.

@randybray7558

4 жыл бұрын

@Good AND Bad hello

@nightrainieee

4 жыл бұрын

@@randybray7558 yeah sure

@randybray7558

4 жыл бұрын

@@nightrainieee Thank you.

Mark yellin “OASIS” over and over made me choke

14:27 You swiped right on my mom

For anyone who wants the lyrics of Mark's amazing song: 21:39 "There's my cactus, there's my dog, there's the roses, and there is a log, there's a frog, in the bog, there's my cash, ooo what a jog, going back, in time now, I played games, I am a cow, track and field, oh what a deal, gonna steal, all the mobiles...i don't know"

@SpacePotato08

3 жыл бұрын

he do be spitting facts tho

@thatayrellguy3023

3 жыл бұрын

"i am a cow"

@kgthdc2468

3 жыл бұрын

Straight spittin

@SoapyySkyy

3 жыл бұрын

@@eugene_glovak no

@anti_fragile

3 жыл бұрын

that had no business being that good

I lost it when mark started slapping his desk and yelling “OASIS, OASIS, OASIS”

@iLikePistachios

4 жыл бұрын

He gotten insane

@Discogreview

4 жыл бұрын

Jojoke

@slamg4618

4 жыл бұрын

I lost it at the, “WHERE’S LET’S PLAY??”

i hope someone clipped that bit of mark singing it’s so beautiful

21:30 Mark dropping the sickest beat of all time 🔥

Different title: Mark repeatedly calls his mother for 24 minutes

@hollow8194

4 жыл бұрын

She is so lovely xD

@yvettefrench3480

4 жыл бұрын

XD perfect 😂👌

@diobrando666

4 жыл бұрын

That makes it better😂😂

@Earthzooka

4 жыл бұрын

Another alternate title: Markiplier's childhood exposed by his own mom.

@jessicajonas5818

4 жыл бұрын

His mom is so sweet.

Me when I was a child : **likes to play with chalks** Mark when he was a child : *"Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor"*

@michaelwilliams3382

2 жыл бұрын

Idk why but I lmao 😂

@tamakii1

2 жыл бұрын

I ate the chalk

@cristinal8158

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@yangqi

2 жыл бұрын

@@tamakii1 we all did

@victoravila2248

2 жыл бұрын

the wall is so much better bro

Mark’s mom: you didn’t complain… *much* Mark: **laughing**

dude him talking to his mum is so wholesome

Marks Mom: you liked to analyze people’s behavior when you were little Mark on Unus Annus: In another life, I could absolutely see myself being a cult leader

@eaaa1437

4 жыл бұрын

PsychadelicWolf that’s what I thought 😂😂

@io7020

4 жыл бұрын

Yo dude so you do t have to put Mark's mom next time just put momiplier I'm not trying to judge you I hope you are having a good 24 hour of today

@hisoka3501

4 жыл бұрын

@@io7020 hi

Alternate title: mark asks his mom about his childhood and finds out as a kid he stared at a wall and smiled

@kate2233

3 жыл бұрын

His inner darkiplier was showing

@katieclareard3283

3 жыл бұрын

Not even possible mark was to poor to afford walls..

@godricktheminecrafted3113

3 жыл бұрын

One wrong turn and he could have been a serial killer

@zenitsuagatsama4204

3 жыл бұрын

02 is wifu

@user-ec4ql2zq4t

3 жыл бұрын

@@zenitsuagatsama4204 waifu* and no she’s overrated

21:38 Oooh shit Markiplier freestyle, I never thought the day had come 😂😂

21:39 you have no idea how many times I watched that song. I was dying laughing, my god!

Mark when talking about ring size: “listen babe, we’re on a budget” Mark when seeing a cake option: *OVER 9000!!!!*

@halolord9993

4 жыл бұрын

Its

@Pyrodragon3993

4 жыл бұрын

This is to go... *EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!!!!!!!!*

@darksoul4734

4 жыл бұрын

Who need a ring. CAKE IS MORE IMPORTANT

@frith.calluna

4 жыл бұрын

Give me... *ALL THE CAKES*

@justsomerobloxvids1791

4 жыл бұрын

This is perfectly logical, and I have an explaination. This is the cake that he'll get when he destroys Detroit.

“You were perfect.” Every Asian wants to hear from their parents.

@nautilus0207

3 жыл бұрын

Reality sometimes disappointing

@kimjongjuul4349

3 жыл бұрын

I think everyone wants to hear that from their parents

@nautilus0207

3 жыл бұрын

@@kimjongjuul4349 if an Asian parents said it, it's just hit different

@kimjongjuul4349

3 жыл бұрын

@@nautilus0207 ok

@milo-ml3rd

3 жыл бұрын

He was

21:28 WHYS THATS SO FIRE BRO

It's cute seeing Mark and his mother talk along

21:28 Lyrics: “Dun (x26?) There’s my cactus, ooh there’s my dog! There’s the roses and there is a log! There’s a frog in the bog. There’s my cash, ooh what a jog! Going back, in time now I played games, I am a cow! Track and field, ooh what a deal! Gonna steal... ALL THE MOBILES! ...I don’t know...” We need someone to remix this lmao

@starfire2178

4 жыл бұрын

O M G Yes!!! Pls someone make a remix!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@poisonedapples6327

4 жыл бұрын

Most definitely IS A MUST!!!

@shadowcreeperking8423

4 жыл бұрын

10 HOUR VERSION MAH BOIS AND GIRLS!

@Akatuski2000

4 жыл бұрын

It sounds like Marks edition of Friends on the other side

@vortex_v5395

4 жыл бұрын

I said the same think we need a remix

Mark acts like he didn’t just drop the sickest beat of the century

@txiczmbie1077

2 жыл бұрын

~Lyrics~ BA there's my cactus🌵 BA there's my DOG🐕 there's a roses🌹🌹 AND THERE, IS A LOG🌲🌳 there's a frog🐸, IN.THE.BOG.🦗 THERES MY CASH🤑, OO WHAT A JOG🏃🏻 going back🔙↩️ IN.TIME.NOW.🕰️ i play games🎮🕹️, I.AM.A.COW.🐮 dragon🐉 feild, oo what a deal gonna steal, A U T O M O B I L E🚗

@jonathanvandagriff7515

2 жыл бұрын

@@txiczmbie1077 track and field not dragon field. I thought he said dragon field too 😅

@gamingwithcube8846

2 жыл бұрын

@@txiczmbie1077 Mark leaked his new album by accident

@plustuition

2 жыл бұрын

@@txiczmbie1077 all the mobiles as well, not auto mobile; you can hear him say fields

@sigma6854

2 жыл бұрын

So damn true

Momiplier describes Mark as a child: quiet smiling staring watching analyzing behaviors Mark: I sound like a Super Villain Sounds more like a Sociopath 😂😂

Mark i love your mom, she is so sweet, bless her soul

So Mark was the original weird starring kid meme...

@iLikePistachios

4 жыл бұрын

Skeet yeet in ten years the world is delete

@gremliin_priince

14 күн бұрын

666 likes

I love your mom. She is hilarious.

@omarfarooq9963

3 жыл бұрын

Awkward

@omarfarooq9963

3 жыл бұрын

@Hjönk Hjönk Am Goose in every way

@Soze-zw1uy

3 жыл бұрын

@@omarfarooq9963 how?

@ramonraccoon1324

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@jeremiahbruins9332

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah very funny 👍

"Looked at the wall and smiled". That's...not normal.🤣

As a baby marks first words were moma ...he also tried to murder his brother apparently when they were babies

Markiplier: "I AM A COW!" Flashes back to when Markiplier made MOO

@annyarchist

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@peytongardner8830

4 жыл бұрын

Markimoo

@willowdrakon

4 жыл бұрын

Fucking nostalgia

@nightcrawltrr

4 жыл бұрын

Mooooo song plays* I’m a cow bitch MOOOOOO

someone: what was your favorite childhood toy mark: looking and smiling in the middle of the room

@volpelastname6951

4 жыл бұрын

Dang lol it's like we watched the same video!

@Fulen1

4 жыл бұрын

@@volpelastname6951 yep its awesome

@gaiaharpaz

4 жыл бұрын

tHEY WERE TOO POOR TO AFFORD ANYTHING ELSE

@elizabethstallworth21

4 жыл бұрын

Cars

@elizabethstallworth21

4 жыл бұрын

I

lmao i love momiplier so much she’s just so pure and unintentionally funny

I’m already liking just for that conversation with his mom. That was gold! I can very clearly remember my favorite childhood toy. She was a beanie-baby sized grey plush cat (the kind that also had little plastic beads inside, too) that was made to easily curl up in a ball. She had turquoise eyes and her name was Sharlet Purr. Spelled like that (I was a kid, deal with it). I carried her literally everywhere. “Paychecks are delayed.” Mark: Well that seems a little bit illegal. Me: ……… We don’t even get a warning. The checks just show up when they do. If they do.

Mark: “I was a boy with a big brain” Me: “Yes, It’s big brain time”

@parsivaladams5328

3 жыл бұрын

Ahah good one

@meowdasia

2 жыл бұрын

@furious-oreo :D spitting some fax

@the_real_creepervlogs

2 жыл бұрын

it was never not big brain time with him

@bigman5306

2 жыл бұрын

@@saYONAkidoRII they aren’t being mean they are just saying gacha is cringe, so really your telling them to delete the comment about them expressing their opinion and you making them delete their opinion being “mean” so just stop, if you find people saying what you like is cringe is mean don’t get on the internet because everyone on the internet is gonna be mean about something.

@saYONAkidoRII

2 жыл бұрын

@@bigman5306 That’s… actually kind of true I didn’t really think about what I was writing there. Sorry ;w;

21:27 I am surprised more people are not talking about this masterpiece of a song. (heres the lyrics just because) there's my cactus eh there's my dog there's some roses and there is a log there's a frog in the bog there's my cash ooh what a jog going back in time now i played games i am a cow track and field oh what a deal gonna steal automobiles That is probably one of the best songs I have ever heard, and it deserves to be number 1 on all the leaderboards and stuff

@janakolesarova687

4 жыл бұрын

That's my favorite part of the video xD

@veegirl

4 жыл бұрын

I literally come back to the video just for the song 😭

@aomp3407

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard at that part

@rubenbraekman4515

4 жыл бұрын

Sounded legit cool, mark is a mastermind

@epicwhitebread5772

4 жыл бұрын

No he said what a jog clearly not a REAL fan of his music

bro when the pimple started popping, my face twitched, and i felt JUST ABOUT UNCOMFORTABLE AS MARK 😭💀

Mark, anytime the narrator would speak: "shUT UP MAHM"

Mark: “I didn’t graduate!” Me (class of 2020): ... oh ... I guess I won’t either ...

@terra_the_nightingale135

4 жыл бұрын

Beth Brown Me, also a senior: hahahahah...hahah...hah... oh..

@Creeperhunter267

4 жыл бұрын

I mean....at least I got the 69th like....amiright?

@spanishorvanish8959

4 жыл бұрын

Me:

@jakobthe

4 жыл бұрын

*[F]* congrats tho

@bagelboy5163

4 жыл бұрын

Same

“No one tell Amy” *flashback of Unus Annus scenes of Don’t tell Amy*

@AugmentedGravity

4 жыл бұрын

Traumatizing.

@jschuler3694

4 жыл бұрын

Your mom seems so holsum.

@confusedzekora

4 жыл бұрын

Best moments ever on unus anus might I say,

@anhedonicauthor

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t tell the normies about Unus Annus!

i mean, staring and smiling at nothing is pretty accurate when it comes to mark talking with lixian in a video.

5:23 AHAHAHAHA THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING HE’D DO

Am I the only one that appreciates how happy his mom is everytime she picked up she was so happy lol and when he said sorry and stuff she would happily say anytime it's cute

@crazyassassin6018

Жыл бұрын

Agreed also how did you have 1.3k likes and no reply’s lol.

@BettyAlexandriaPride

Жыл бұрын

@@crazyassassin6018 There's nothing to add to perfection, lol.

3:13 “you didn’t need a toy” That’s because he had the woodland creatures he managed to seduce.

@dylan_Coat

4 жыл бұрын

Especially the chipmunks, with their capacious cheeks

@notinusearrow7556

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yes

@salvadorstone2216

4 жыл бұрын

omg wow xd

@salvadorstone2216

4 жыл бұрын

mark:"n- not seduce ummm i didnt...ya-"

@shenanighog2974

4 жыл бұрын

He already sad, that he did'nt seduce woodland creatures *as a child*

I love Mark's Mom. She is just so adorable.

Markiplier and his mom are so wholesome

Title needs to be updated with "special guest: Mom" Loved home Markimom totally didn't argue about how Markiplier was a supervillain as a kindergartner 😂

@denvertikky4088

4 жыл бұрын

Momiplier*

@AngelWingsYT

4 жыл бұрын

momiplier happy mark tried to murder his brother XD shes 100% chill

@kalysian

4 жыл бұрын

Speaking of super villains, it was nice to see Damien again after all these months.

@SpadesG

4 жыл бұрын

Best part him having to call his mom more than once lol

@kazoo526

4 жыл бұрын

Denver Tikky markimom still works

21:34 “Top ten rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss”

@Singularity--

3 жыл бұрын

indeed. I would like it on Spotify.

@pizzamandolino8058

3 жыл бұрын

@@Singularity-- it will be done

@slim8756

3 жыл бұрын

Make a original comment plz

@big_chungalard2

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@NightWolf-bq5ky

3 жыл бұрын

Amazing

his mum is beautiful. we need more people like her. so kind ❤️

This was highly enjoyable! You're a great guy, Mark!

2:27 He thirsted for blood at only a month old.

@absolstoryoffiction6615

4 жыл бұрын

Childhood: *FINISH HIM* Mark's Fatality: *Bro Down Mark Waves*

@ChobinoftheFunk

4 жыл бұрын

Darkiplier got his start early...

@bored4464

4 жыл бұрын

Da'aaawww baby darkiplier. 😂

@VoidTamaki

4 жыл бұрын

*RIP AND TEAR*

@l0v3_pixie89

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChobinoftheFunk oop