"I'm sorry, you're fired." Warden starts to walk out. "Before you go, I just want you to know...you're fired." "What?" "I would've let this slide, but you're fired." "What are you saying?" "You know what? You're not fired, you can stay." "Really?" "No, you're fired."

@RedGallardo

4 жыл бұрын

Now realize that all these lines are said by one same person: the Warden XD

@vixshire3672

4 жыл бұрын

IchigoMait regular show

@dusaprukiyathan1613

4 жыл бұрын

HAPPY 10TH CLICK-VERSARY, PRINTER BOY! HOW ABOUT ON YOUR 11TH I GIVE YOU A GAME OVER!?

Geneva convention: exists. Spiff: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that

@sagaisaksimonmir4728

4 жыл бұрын

That is actually really weird I would say that in the 1949 Geneva conventions collective punishment is a war crime, and yes I am aware that most of internet already know that but I am wishing we make that all

@this_is_patrick

4 жыл бұрын

@@sagaisaksimonmir4728 I may not be reading your comment correctly, but why is outlawing collective punishment weird?

@tjjordhen299

4 жыл бұрын

@@this_is_patrick ask Patrick

@MrDazzlerdarren

4 жыл бұрын

@@this_is_patrick Because only the person that did the crime should be punished; for example if my Grand-dad did something awful to your Grand-dad why should I still be punished for it?

@rhawkas2637

4 жыл бұрын

Spiff: Exists. Geneva Convention: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.

We were shaken down, locked up in our cells for over a week without food, and my cellmate died of starvation. 9.5/10 experience; it has a little something for everyone.

@noizsegat1924

3 жыл бұрын

Firock Finion dunkey.

@taltamir

3 жыл бұрын

maybe it is out of spite? they are trying to make sure others get the same experience they had.

I like to think the suppression is just the warden promising a pizza party at the end of each week if the prisoners behave themselves.

@ButWhyMe...

2 жыл бұрын

*Cake

@lukasmagana466

Жыл бұрын

@@ButWhyMe... there is no cake

@DoThatBit

11 ай бұрын

​​​@@lukasmagana466ur saying that... The cake is a... ...Read more

@justarandomguyplayingrando4792

8 ай бұрын

​@@DoThatBitwait a damn minute,is that a portal reference?

@DoThatBit

8 ай бұрын

@@justarandomguyplayingrando4792 you got me bud lol

_Prison-Wide PA system crackles on_ _{Incomprehensible garble of 30 people talking at once}_ Prisoners: Ah, that warden, he really, just makes me feel, welcome, y’know?

@sevience1300

4 жыл бұрын

Yeet

@devonwilson8306

4 жыл бұрын

Alternatively, Prisoners: I think our Warden might be a tentacled creature from beyond reality, whose voice drives me to madness. I must avoid doing anything that draws its attention if I want to survive.

@aaronbasham6554

4 жыл бұрын

Worse, comprehensive garble of 30 people talking simultaneously

@kristophia7310

4 жыл бұрын

its simple when there is a riot the guards tell the warden's and the warden's say :ALL IS FINE at the same time

@CaptNSquared

4 жыл бұрын

We are The Warden. You will be reformed Resistance is futile

_PA clicks on_ _(indiscernable voices from 21 wardens)_ Random prisoner: _C A L M_

@FlameDarkfire

4 жыл бұрын

Prisoner: P A N I K Loudspeaker: *voice of the legion* Prisoner: K A L M

@JoelJames2

3 жыл бұрын

I'm more impressed they could get the PA system to work without electricity.

@saivinayakdaya4648

3 жыл бұрын

It won’t be indiscernible, it would just be all of them saying the same thing at the same time.

@calebh3632

2 жыл бұрын

@@FlameDarkfire ave. True to Caesar

"6 prisoners say they've been well treated" In the lower right corner at the same time: "Deaths today: 6" I guess they died happy. 😂

@DeepfriedChips

3 жыл бұрын

7 months later, first reply

@henrywarmoth1792

3 жыл бұрын

@@DeepfriedChips thanks. I forgot I wrote this. Lol

@h-Films

3 жыл бұрын

7 months later, third reply

@thegreydiant1652

3 жыл бұрын

8 months, fourth reply.

@BlockyRaptor

3 жыл бұрын

8 months and 2 days later, 5th reply

You see a normal person would think Paul Frosts wifes age was 41, and his sons were 19 and 13 years old, but really it means he has 41 wives, 19 son's, and 13 "son's"

@Gh0sty-_-

8 ай бұрын

Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

“On what front have you been well treated?” Spiff, you’ve handcuffed people to their beds for a solid week and just let them piss on each other. I’ll let you figure out what those 9 people are into.

@cultist_npc

4 жыл бұрын

they into handholding?! They are all DEGENERATES!

@geckoo9190

4 жыл бұрын

-Youre going to jail for sex crimes and killing a furry -Yeeeea, can I bring the suit with me -Sure -And what about the stuffing

@afrog2666

4 жыл бұрын

@@geckoo9190 The stuffing come, no worries ;)

@connorwilliams1888

4 жыл бұрын

Coffee drinkers

@jellyarizomaramger1433

2 жыл бұрын

*kinky*

Prisoners: We're about to riot. One million wardens: **breathing** Prisoners: We're suppressed. We don't want to riot anymore.

@idontwanttoputmyname403

4 жыл бұрын

With that many wardens I'd want to keep THEM happy if I was a prisoner

@anarchosnowflakist786

4 жыл бұрын

the solution is to snap their necks !

@frozenheartedgiant8330

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a problem for Mr. Mackay to solve

@anarchosnowflakist786

2 жыл бұрын

@alkaser399 imagine sticking pictures of it everywhere around the prison so they can't escape

"they havent eaten in over a day and the danger level is decreasing! this makes no sense!" you wouldnt be dangerous if you where starving too lmao

@daneshipway581

3 жыл бұрын

North Korea in one sentence

I don't think poor Paul actually had 30 families, it is far more likely Spiffco prison Corp just didn't bother to inform the families of all the dead prisoners that their loved ones had starved to death.

Spiff yells "You're fired!" at the same guy 20 times, then says to the 20 guys in the hallway "You're all hired"

@AshPikachu9

3 жыл бұрын

Then he goes back to the guy he fired 20 times and says “your hired”

@kieran6815

Жыл бұрын

D

This is like the warden just strolling around dealing with the complaints and responding, "We'll look into that and sort it tomorrow." And they believe it...

@WombatDave

3 жыл бұрын

That's why you need 20. The first one doesn't do anything, so they go to the second, then the third, etc. By the time they get to the last one the starvation has rendered them unable to physically do anything about their complaints.

@magnusamann6806

3 жыл бұрын

The wardens are actually handing out opium, thats the only explanation

Over a year later the duplication exploit does not seem to have been fixed... they're too afraid of what else Spiff may dig up if they get rid of this one.

@TaikaJamppa

Жыл бұрын

Oh it is still in the game, and I admit, I like it… but it is not very useful with other than these two wardens… I mean, really, I only play with Saphara anyway.

@CaptainB1994

3 ай бұрын

It's been fixed(if it was ever present) in the console version.

"we havent been fed for over a month now , almost 99% of us are dying every SINGLE SECONDS , but you know what the warden kinda cool let not complain about that sh*t"

"I'm firing you ten times" "What? Why?" "Cloning."

Hello, the most recent patch added glorious tea to the vanilla stardew valley game. You know what to do.

@MalekitGJ

4 жыл бұрын

Upvote this! Must build GLORIOUS Tea Plantations

@Mini_Squatch

4 жыл бұрын

its been ages since tea was officially added mate

@Salle37

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine Spiff getting coached by DangerouslyFunny in StardewValley

@sevience1300

4 жыл бұрын

Yeet

@engineergaming1624

4 жыл бұрын

Like so that our tyrannical lea-* coughs * *Glorious and Majestic Savior Spiff* sees this

imagine getting 20 pink slips. "wow. they really didnt like my work, huh?" (21 new wardens show up to take your place)

Imagine sitting in a prison cell for multiple days without being fed listening to 25 wardens saying like "You're fine" " you'll be alright trust me." "You're not starving because i tell you you're fine" "Don't worry about the food, our voices will calm you."

Spiff: "I have an infinite money exploit!" Also Spiff: *Spends $50k setting it up and earns $100*

@glenmcgillivray4707

4 жыл бұрын

just add one metal detector. Watch the spice FLOW. (also doggos. you've never seen all the money a doggo sniffing bleach could earn you)

@Juno101

4 жыл бұрын

It's infinite, no one said it's a lot of money

@aaronc1051

Жыл бұрын

There's a mutator called more conterband that makes it alot more profitable

@raymondwiggins354

8 ай бұрын

Im pretty sure the infinite warden glitch still works too

Warden: there is no war in ba sing say

@pepealasquid6005

4 жыл бұрын

Praise the fire lord

@orca2964

4 жыл бұрын

It’s spelled Ba Sing Se.

@horesfan400

4 жыл бұрын

It's Ba Spiff Se.

@ac.creations

4 жыл бұрын

More like Na Sing Se

@sleepy6x

4 жыл бұрын

MY CABBAGES!!!

The wardens on the intercom: "Imagine yourself in a frozen forest..."

@Epictaco45

2 жыл бұрын

A random prisoner yells "WHAT IS THE FROZEN FOREST!"

@happyhollow-days2871

2 жыл бұрын

"Where is the frozen Forrest!"

@ButWhyMe...

2 жыл бұрын

Call of duty..?

Gaslighting prisoner and wardens until they believe everything is okay

The line between “prison” and “death cult” is a very thin one.

@Thecarianknight

3 жыл бұрын

Well can,t se any(-:

@filipetrujeira3359

Жыл бұрын

@ṂṐὴḵ∄ḩ **Well, I can't see any.

@hazeltree7738

Жыл бұрын

@ṂṐὴḵ∄ḩ No problem

prisoner: has no food, water , hygiene , clothes, social interaction , fun , actually a purpose in the prison if you dont count the buffing of the death rate in the prison. the voice of the 20 wardens in his mind: chill bro its gonna be ok prisoner : this is the best day of my life.

@glenmcgillivray4707

4 жыл бұрын

Clearly someone hired Morgan Freeman. Twenty Times He's just reading the ingredients list on the cereal he gets to eat, and everyone is just CHILLING in their cells.

Police: Tell us where the drugs are, or you're going to prison for 20 years! Suspect: I'm not afraid of your prison Police: It's ran by Spiff Suspect: Here's a map!

I always love it whenever spiffing goes in announcer voice over

"Hello im the new Warden of the Prison." "Wait, IM THE WARDEN" "Wtf im the warden" "If You are the Warden, he is the Warden and Im the Warden then who is running the Prison?"

@calebbilling4984

4 жыл бұрын

"The Warden." *[Confused noises in Warden(s)]*

@susa.k.a.pinkguy2036

4 жыл бұрын

*scooby doo theme plays* *shaggy enters the chat* ah, u feeble mortals have dared awoken the shaggy=?!?

@thaias9654

4 жыл бұрын

All of them are. Just don’t tell them that.

@Wapako

4 жыл бұрын

Me! The real warden !

@EugeneRimmer

4 жыл бұрын

No, I'm the warden!

When the day finally comes that people can be charged in real life for actions committed in video games, Spiff's trial will make the Nuremberg Trials look like a petty crimes charge.

@ScaredCat4

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my friend, you haven't heard the horrifying tales of GrayStillPlays.

@richardbudgell7507

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed too hard at this and I ran to puke, you assholes are too funny *WHEEZING NOISES*

@LegoEngineer003

3 жыл бұрын

casey promise Gray will just place a few floating tables to confuse everyone, build a tower, then proceed to fly across the nation killing enemies with a bow in said tower

@christianfreedom-seeker934

3 жыл бұрын

Uh, don't give the Left any more ideas!

@rbck8826

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine call me kevins trial!

"he is starving again, but honestly i do anything i can just to stop being arrested" - apparently everything besides building a kitchen that is. Also it is lovely how the prison is wide open but no one seems to care to just go home xD

this sounds like something a failed austrian painter would do

@horzinesecurityagent1732

2 жыл бұрын

*SUPPRESSION*

@cursedcat9101

2 жыл бұрын

*causally sacks 500 armed guards*

US prison system watching this video: Write that down, write that down.

@virani3120

4 жыл бұрын

Sadly there's already prison wardens who brag about spending less than 1$ per prisoner per day

I just dawned on me that Australia is the perfect example of being too lazy to build a prison

@heeff

4 жыл бұрын

They didn’t have enough space. They tried to just keep the prisoners in prison boats called ‘hulks’ but when they discovered Australia they decided to use them for free labour

@christianfreedom-seeker934

3 жыл бұрын

The Moon would be a PERFECT spot to house a series of prisons in the lava tubes. Think about it, no-one can escape it because of the vacuum of space!

@phroggu

3 жыл бұрын

@@christianfreedom-seeker934 I'm sorry, THE MOON? LAVA TUBES? Did i miss a couple decades of technological advancements?

@kylenetherwood8734

3 жыл бұрын

@@christianfreedom-seeker934 I like how you're a libertarian who wants a prison built on the moon.

Can you underflow the wardens calming effect to make the most dangerous prison in existence?

"There is no war in -Ba Sing Se- this prison" - The Pacifier

I am getting a that mitchell and webb look feeling when i hear you say "everything is fine, all the issues are over now, please remain indoors" XD

@acls1239

4 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit stardew Valley I'm almost 100% sure that they added tea plants The vanilla game

@metallkopf988

4 жыл бұрын

One warden talking to another: "Hans... are we the _baddies_?!"

@jdbm1978

4 жыл бұрын

Mitchell and Webb dressed as Nazis once so should be cancelled including all of us for watching it, including Spiff. Sorry Spiff.

@HangTimeNinjas

4 жыл бұрын

where were you when the event occured? ahha

"$1 a day per inmate is illigal" - American private security prisons say hello.

@elduendedeslaverdad9772

4 жыл бұрын

FPSRussia said it was 37 cents when he was in.

@FlameDarkfire

4 жыл бұрын

Hell, Joe Arpaio fed his prisoners on $1.50 per day at his tent city jail.

@flopus7

4 жыл бұрын

Government prisons charge per day as well

@namnams1495

4 жыл бұрын

American Schools say Hello

@AzureIV

3 жыл бұрын

The song "In the Arms of an Angel" are playing in the background. The commercial is in black and white. "For just $1 a day you can save an inmate."

can you just imagine the rough day that be comming home from being the warden of the Spiffing Brit's jail saying to thereadorable famly how they got sacked nearly endlessly then cloned for the jails owners benifit

15:07 The danger level is decreasing because everyone is dying.

Spiff tokens are a perfectly balanced currency with no exploits.

@tinysaddledchicken9274

4 жыл бұрын

I vote D, we all know what Spiff will do...

@TNP-

3 жыл бұрын

ill spam d with different accounts s p i f

Spiff: "I mean who actually, wants to build a prison; It's much easier to steal it really..." Me: Isn't stealing a prison, gonna get you.... you know.. sentenced to prison?

@gloreaf1850

4 жыл бұрын

But if you steal the prison... It's your prison. You could just... let yourself out.

@AsuraBoss

4 жыл бұрын

Going to prison anyway.

this is exactly the game a talented dev would design during his 6 months in county jail while awaiting a court date for a DUI (no, he can't afford bail. in America you can either buy your way out, or design a video game based on jail while you wait it out).

the way multiple choice questions work is if there is an "all of the above" option, that the answer lol

Imagine starving to death but you don’t feel like you’re starving, just because 10 clones of the same guy said your are not starving in a calm, relaxing voice.

@anthonyromanelli1392

4 жыл бұрын

Such is the power of motivational speaking

@guy_autordie

4 жыл бұрын

For knowing what starvation is, I can assure you, you will kill these guys.

@geckoo9190

4 жыл бұрын

I would be more worried about finding them all in a dark corridor

@bobby45825

4 жыл бұрын

Religion summarized.

Imagine being a hardened criminal and getting "the talk" from a high school guidance counselor every single day. It'd keep Charles Bronson suppressed.

I feel like his comedy deserves more than 1.5M subs. Is it just me? he makes me laugh every video the whole time.

@ShadowWolf2023-yp5zg

8 ай бұрын

While I have heard better, I do get a chuckle out some of his humor.

i just love the sound of your voice. this channel gets the table approval

The meal variety is still better than US school lunches

@wildwyatxbox

4 жыл бұрын

Your not wrong

@damagedcortex1415

4 жыл бұрын

much better than US prisons

@jerbar1280

4 жыл бұрын

And the quality is much better than hospital food

@uckcpr

4 жыл бұрын

*laughs in tea land*

@HDTomo

4 жыл бұрын

Damn americans. Find it right to throw tea away and feed their children grub? Pfft!

I’m convinced spiff is on a quest to break every game

@ssinji1185

4 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit a truly talented man you are

@twat9192

4 жыл бұрын

Pokediamond you are correct all he has to do is pong

@pokediamond70

4 жыл бұрын

The Spiffing Brit indeed i’m sure todd howard will be shaking in his boots when you wreck his next game

@humantent945

4 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit You have forgotten Yorkshire Tea - The Game

@yugitrump435

4 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit still waiting on 100 stat man vs the communitea

Spiff should become the ruler of England, by breaking Monarchy and becoming the new leader… Not really, but also yes, because free tea

@somethinguncreative4475

2 жыл бұрын

then he could finally fulfill his dream. mandated 5 drinks of tea an hour.

Spiff's prison theme: "Better than you deserve" XD

6 people in a prison while starving: ThiS Is FiNe

Just finished a cup of tea. Must have summoned spiff

I don't even play these games but watching them being exploited is fascinating!! I wonder if Prison Architect can be played with 0 prisoners?

9:36 The song "In the Arms of an Angel" are playing in the background. The commercial is in black and white. "For just $1 a day you can save an inmate."

"Food is gas for the body. Meditation is gas for the soul" - 5th Snitch about to be shived

The Spiffing Brit is just a slightly more sane version of Let's Game It Out

@why6860

4 жыл бұрын

BombingLlamas Breaking News: is it still a surprise about what Florida man has done?

I know the chances of him taking over the world are slim, but in that unlikely event, I want that Spiff token. D. Final Answer.

I prepared my tea and let it brew but then forgot about it. Thanks to your intro I remembered to pause the video and go and get it! Thanks Brit!

Ah, Spiff is modelling the American Prison System today I see.

@joshlewis5065

3 жыл бұрын

Way better than the Russian prison system. If you get cought with some weed, they will throw you in Black Dolphin with the cannibals.

@christianfreedom-seeker934

3 жыл бұрын

Well the problem is prisoners are treated TOO WELL!

@englishsquidofficial

3 жыл бұрын

The British prison system

Well historically, the British prison system has been rather hit-or-miss.

@Lord_Asshat

4 жыл бұрын

Australia as example

@kyrnti1075

4 жыл бұрын

I guess he didnt miss huh?

@apotatoman4862

4 жыл бұрын

@@kyrnti1075 ...

@kyrnti1075

4 жыл бұрын

You got a brit that never wants to sip ya (the Coffee get your mind out of the gutter)

@kyrnti1075

4 жыл бұрын

He is gonna do a dup And he wont miss ya

Imagine if the spiffing Scot and let's game it out did a collab that would be amazing! And most likely chaos😂

"I haven't eaten in six days!" "OHHhhhmmmm...OHHhhhhmmmmm...." "I'm really hungry, but I don't care...WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!"

Spiff in a nutshell: If it doesn't involve tea. It i cannot see.

@DeadlycheesePeople

4 жыл бұрын

please publish your poetry. You are truly gifted

When everyone is dead then there is no danger of starvation.

@SkyNinja759

4 жыл бұрын

*_Stalin would like to know your location._*

@Master_Yoda1990

4 жыл бұрын

SkyNinja759 🇰🇵 🇰🇵Kim didn’t want “all” to die, no guts if you ask me, so the next solution was it doesn’t exist if the people won’t complain about it 🤔🇰🇵🇰🇵

"If you disagree with me, you're wrong" -Parents in a nutshell

Truly splendid my good Spiff! But *gasp* I find myself disappointed to see that a true Brit such as yourself hasn't taken to exploiting the gods of Dark souls, surely you would be able to extend your British imperial arm to these "lesser beings" and show them the true British way.

@ditisdurk6498

4 жыл бұрын

Delightful idea indeed

U said “he’s just passed out due to being unconscious” lol

British people are "experts" in terms of the justice system. So much so that the prisoners made their own country and declared independence.

@weesnaorc1203

4 жыл бұрын

Australia

@sevience1300

4 жыл бұрын

Yeet

@tokiri485

4 жыл бұрын

And yet the prison country made in a land that actively wants to kill them is still more sensible than the dipshits who threw tea in the harbour .

@olliesmith4235

4 жыл бұрын

@@weesnaorc1203 I think you mean ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀

@robtoe10

4 жыл бұрын

Ah...America... ;)

Don't you think the wardens and psychologists deserve electricity in their offices?

“$1 per day to feed inmates...” -Sheriff Joe Arpaio has entered chat

For the love of everything tea. Can we please get a video from Spiff co on the perfect balance of sid meier's civilization beyond earth.

@gerhardvanniekerk3759

4 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit A perfectly balanced game in the universe of Sid Meier

@rhawkas2637

4 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit That sounds promising. XD

@firstnamelastname2703

4 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit how did you reply to this before it was posted!?

@sircharlesvonpimpsmack7667

4 жыл бұрын

It's because the power of tea gives power to the queen and therefore spiff.

@devonwilson8306

4 жыл бұрын

@@gerhardvanniekerk3759 It wanted so badly to be Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri, and it just wasn't.

"Hello I am The Warden, who are you?" "I am The Warden." "Nice to meet you The Warden." "Same here The Warded."

@marcosartime2788

4 жыл бұрын

You right why do they not freak out every time they see it other😁😁

@Imwritingthisnotefrombeyondthe

4 жыл бұрын

the warded

@Fun4luve

4 жыл бұрын

@@marcosartime2788 because they have a calming voice

@waylonwaylon5513

4 жыл бұрын

the water

This guy is such a great KZreadr, everytime I watch his videos, I tell for my mom to start making some tea

Pacified prisoners be like: "It's the end of our lives and we know it, but I feel fine."

Even if a game doesn't have an economy spiff is still gunna find a unlimited money glitch

@mirjanbouma

4 жыл бұрын

Of course, he is British after all.

sees title no tree farming literally unwatchable

@thaias9654

4 жыл бұрын

Your profile pic matches the comment very well.

@alephkasai9384

4 жыл бұрын

:(

“We’re going to have low meal Quantity and low meal Variety” I’m other words: we moved to prison to the Soviet Union

@beefyblom

4 жыл бұрын

And then he just stopped feeding them. He literally created a GULAG

@Ahmed_Hasan_

3 жыл бұрын

You mean out of the Soviet Union

I good old cuppa is added to prison architect. the spiffing brit: Ladies and gentleman you know what we are going to do. Make a massive tea industry!

I know this is an ongoing question, but where does Spiff get these stock photos from? Like really, he keeps using some peculiar ones, and they definitely aren't from Google . . .

@dankcatsmemes9219

4 жыл бұрын

He’ll if I know

@Kimichitsuzuku

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, those aren't just members of the community he's had dress up and pose for him to immortalize?

@igamable9576

4 жыл бұрын

He bought a stock photos pack and just applied his own watermark to them because people was angry when he stopped using watermarked photos.

@WombatDave

3 жыл бұрын

Shutterstock, I believe. At the very least, that is one source for them.

I will only be concerned when spiff puts something up along the lines of ‘Is not perfectly balanced’. At this point we are in the end times

@thaias9654

4 жыл бұрын

Oooh, I want to see a title saying: [Thing] is *not* perfectly balanced. Though I would be concerned as well

@tomchubby1438

4 жыл бұрын

Thaias it would be condemned!!!

I love how you first call out Rita as the warden of choice, then choose the Pacifier as the one you actually use lmfao.

imagine being sacked 21 times and instantly 21 people show up to take over your one job

Nooo you can’t just abuse digital prisoners into starvation Spiff: hahaha infinite wardens exploits go burrurrur

China laughs at your feeble attempt to recreate their prison system.

Theres a lot of exploits in the world, im sure you could easily become the ruler of it.

The food: school canteens (at least at where I live) charge basicly 0.7 dollars a day for food and it's horrible but has variety

I just send my prisoners of to a far away land were they will probably die. Edit guys my prisoners are starting a country please help

@es7992

4 жыл бұрын

Easy. Use the extinction bomb.

@archiealderdice1852

4 жыл бұрын

@@es7992 thanks for the tip I'll try that does fire bombs work as that is what I am currently using on the country

@es7992

4 жыл бұрын

Probaly, just make sure they don't get any

I see you took inspiration from the U.S prison system with that whole entrapment plan

1:53 In the next episode watch how "spiff tokens" are perfectly balanced with no exploits.

1:30 If i rewatch the video and answer d every time I can farm for infinite spiff tokens! perfectly balanced.

The answer is actually secret option E: Yes AND MORE!!

Hmmm, a Spiff making an episode about police violence now...

@kubablaszka

4 жыл бұрын

American Justice & Incarceration System IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - infinitely funded police is broken

@blunderingfool

4 жыл бұрын

kubablaszka | Try infinitely funded terror groups. BLM has blood on its hands.

removing things that don't exist "oh no we have an underflow everybody"

10 guards for 53 prisoners?! What do you think this is, France? That number is way to high! 1 guard can definitely handle 53 prisoners…

"A snitch was just murdered" sounded so odd coming from you haha

You've done it again you mad man! I must get the tea for this one.

Ah I see Spiff has devised how to clone himself and weaponize his sumptuously calming voice, to pacify prisoners to death. Nod nod.

~ 4:20 i thought you would show an image of Todd Howard when talking about copy-pasta due to Skyrim being 1 dungeon over and over :P