Trickstarter: Like Kickstarter, but more honest.

@pure_potato

3 жыл бұрын

A complement

@phoenixfront

3 жыл бұрын

A complement

@phil5592

3 жыл бұрын

Excellent, well done you beautiful sausage x

@isaacouellette8891

3 жыл бұрын

@@pure_potato Compliment to the compliment

@Carahan

3 жыл бұрын

Or Delaystarter

Star Citizen IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED EXPLOITS WITH NO GAME

@mudcrab3420

3 жыл бұрын

Awesome comment

@TheMan83554

3 жыл бұрын

Technically true. The best kind of true.

@TylerSantinelli

3 жыл бұрын

What I wouldn't give to play SC with Spiff.

@soulsearcher9620

3 жыл бұрын

@@TylerSantinelli maybe one day. You fabulous sausage

@ozwilliam4987

3 жыл бұрын

A perfectly balanced landing page with no game

I love how you did legally distinct names for everything and then just "Skype"

@realtissaye

3 жыл бұрын

@@platypus6810 Of course good sir; I would love one!

@shadowranger5907

3 жыл бұрын

This Video is worth more than Skype lol

@randomgamerperson4042

3 жыл бұрын

you have nice hair today

@MrSqurk

2 жыл бұрын

Skype can use all the advertising it can get.

@SlartiBartfast2469

2 жыл бұрын

@@randomgamerperson4042 no u

"Chris Roberts isn't made out of money, he is made out of loans" God damn that hit me hard

@alphahawk325

3 жыл бұрын

Are you having a good day

@jrrootbeer6336

3 жыл бұрын

Complement

@thrwawyacct

3 жыл бұрын

At least you're not paying 40% interest on a 1 year loan of peanuts, like this fucking game has going on. If only we could all pull stunts like The Spiffing Brit in real life...

@georgejuddgj

3 жыл бұрын

nice comment

@adamlev9566

3 жыл бұрын

You make incredible tea.

"Hey boss, you know those little startup guys who are selling us their fancy new website? Well, they said they like our offer so much, they're willing to sell it to us again!" "What? You mean they have a second website to sell to us?" "No, it's the same website; they're just going to sell it to us twice!" "... What? I don't-" "And the deal has gone through! We just bought it again!"

@SquiffleNoses

3 жыл бұрын

ha ha That,s a very witty coment, thank you

@Mexximillion

3 жыл бұрын

Very top comment

@jasperonapple3955

3 жыл бұрын

Bee 🐝happy

@jqsm1neS

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

@matthewseevers3565

3 жыл бұрын

Funny man. Have some tea

"Twatch is under a DDoS attack", no I think that's just the people trying to log in to your -1 servers.

@ebentually

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, I think, that's an excellent observation.

@dylanhodgson7605

3 жыл бұрын

Ah very good comment. Have a cup of tea

@adamlev9566

3 жыл бұрын

You make incredible tea.

could you imagine how confused the employees at trickstart would be after putting in no effort and surging the company to the fortune 500

@emmahendrick147

2 жыл бұрын

That is a good point, you clever person

@seb_fancysheep

2 жыл бұрын

I like the colors of your profile picture. A very good choice.

@LocalHolehead

2 жыл бұрын

Gaysex, my good chap.

@michaelf.2449

Жыл бұрын

@@emmahendrick147 "What do you do? I'm not actually sure"

@GoofyGoober12345

Жыл бұрын

Interesting perspective good sir

Workers: "This is terrible work conditions I am so unhappy." Spiff: 2000 dollars Workers: "Best PLACE I HAVE EVER WORKED"

@mangle9143

3 жыл бұрын

This is a great comment

@Bloodlyshiva

3 жыл бұрын

2000 dollars when, though? Per week? Per month? One-off?

@keepyourshoesathedoor

Жыл бұрын

@@Bloodlyshiva one off

this documentary is terrifyingly accurate .

@hessmess7761

3 жыл бұрын

I like the sound of your typing

@Jonas-fr3yd

3 жыл бұрын

You are right! If it was anyone to get it right, it was you. You beautiful person.

@TobiasKremer

3 жыл бұрын

SpiffCo documentaries are more accurate then reality!

@yaboi7239

3 жыл бұрын

compliment

@Flemdragon

3 жыл бұрын

You want some tea?

Like it or not, this is what peak capitalism looks like.

@TheDJayblue

3 жыл бұрын

I compliment your comment. Nice comment 👍

@DaroriDerEinzige

3 жыл бұрын

Nice Comment!

@MrBlazenstein

3 жыл бұрын

What a wonderful comment. Would you like a cup of Yorkshire tea?

@callumr1998

3 жыл бұрын

Nice comment.

@rob5795

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheDJayblue I compliment your compliment

Star citizen backer since 2012... this feel like a documentary.

@SamTahbou

3 жыл бұрын

A compliment!

@DrKotes

3 жыл бұрын

Care for a cup of tea??

@Georgeous42

3 жыл бұрын

I appreciate you insights. Thank you

@adamlev9566

3 жыл бұрын

You make incredible tea.

@elementalstorm8017

3 жыл бұрын

We'll buy you a cup of tea and a crumpet friend

The amount of sarcasm and sass throughout this episode is absolutely lethal 🤣

@workingdemofirsttime4838

2 жыл бұрын

Would you like a cuppa? I have bourbon biscuits too if you are inclined

@UltimatelyEverything

2 жыл бұрын

@@workingdemofirsttime4838 I'd love one mate thanks you kind sir

@billrobert3226

2 жыл бұрын

here's your compliment. I like your use of the word "lethal".

@parkerlreed

Жыл бұрын

Wonderful comment!

@hairypinapple

Жыл бұрын

Can i offer you a cup of tea in this trying time

Spiff might be the only person who can ask people to be polite in the comments and have it work

@leonevermore4819

3 жыл бұрын

His strategy is infectiously effective. Also, your name sounds like a protagonist in an adventure novel. Endearing yet roles off the tongue. 😁

@azam.rashid

3 жыл бұрын

@@leonevermore4819 Brendan Hulse, a strong and silent adventurer surviving the zombie apocalypse. His main goal: find someone to settle down and drink Yorkshire Tea with. 🍵

@Kranioklast

2 жыл бұрын

Excellent comment

@szhou2513

2 жыл бұрын

The power of Yorkshire tea.

@Hopgola

2 жыл бұрын

good comment

I backed Star Citizen, not for me, but for one of my great grandchildren. I'm hoping my account can be inherited though.

@Jackbusta

3 жыл бұрын

You are an amazing person

@jaydencohen7700

3 жыл бұрын

Complement

@SaneNoMore

3 жыл бұрын

I gave SC $1000 when I was 43 years old. I am now 50 years old and it’s still in alpha.

@Colonel_Overkill

3 жыл бұрын

F

@paulsilagi4783

3 жыл бұрын

Nope, your money goes to the development, your great grandchildren will have to buy everything again

This isn't even an exploit it's how the actual start up economy works in real life.

@reyno5887

2 жыл бұрын

Good comment

@SaltedRoti

Жыл бұрын

here take a compliment

@drshrimpportorico5751

Жыл бұрын

Very clever

@mataka7895

Жыл бұрын

Nice comment

@brittanyjohnston8575

Жыл бұрын

Would you like a cuppa in this trying time?

Organs 4 U's targeted demographic is Space Marines. "How many lungs are too many?"

@Jackbusta

3 жыл бұрын

Awesome

@jrrootbeer6336

3 жыл бұрын

Complement

@lordcrimson8804

3 жыл бұрын

@@jrrootbeer6336 gz

@adamlev9566

3 жыл бұрын

You make incredible tea.

@demonchilde6664

3 жыл бұрын

The codex astartes supports this action

Damn Spiff, how did you find Microsoft's plan after buying Bethesda this quickly ?

@phoenixfront

3 жыл бұрын

A complement

@Ludwig_Ahgren

3 жыл бұрын

My compliments and a like for this comment

@dandilion8049

3 жыл бұрын

Well done

@flameofphoenix5998

3 жыл бұрын

Oh you beautiful sausage, you are worthy to be eventually ruled down to your thoughts by the english monarchy

@callumr1998

3 жыл бұрын

Nice comment.

Spiff: Should probably change the names of websites slightly. Also Spiff: We are gonna make Skype.

@09ddtt

3 жыл бұрын

A compliment :)

@Plasmapea987

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@blacksarlacc91

3 жыл бұрын

Very nice comment. You did great.

@kingpyrrhusofepirus6686

3 жыл бұрын

Your hand is beautiful

@giovanne2143

3 жыл бұрын

Very good name indeed

I JUST REALIZED! This is basically what Homer did in that Simpsons episode where he made a website. It did literally nothing and then he got bought out by Bill Gates.

@BoopTheSynth

3 жыл бұрын

have a good day you fine gent

@Didi_Meow_AND_theMEWS

3 жыл бұрын

"Buy him out boys!"

@marquisdelafayette3333

2 жыл бұрын

What’s the name of the episode

@ronorchid793

2 жыл бұрын

Great observation would you like a cup of tea

@ronorchid793

2 жыл бұрын

Great observation would you like a cup of tea

I think Spiff has become too powerful he's somehow managed to create several polite comment chains with a single sentence. Well played.

@Road2Rally

3 жыл бұрын

Well said sir!

@666kingofhell5

3 жыл бұрын

I love you :)

@marquisdelafayette3333

2 жыл бұрын

Would you like some Yorkshire Tea Gold ☕️

@Slouchy-tw1rw

2 жыл бұрын

you look very handsome

@untreu56f7fhdr9

2 жыл бұрын

@@marquisdelafayette3333 that's coffee and that is not good

I like how this accurately simulates human stupidity and how you can sell Hype and basicly everyone is just afraid to miss out MUAHAHHAA

@bouncyy_p9180

2 жыл бұрын

Nice observation fine gentlemen

@GoofyGoober12345

Жыл бұрын

What a marvelous comment

@emmahendrick147

Жыл бұрын

You are sounding and looking absolutely amazing, have a great day Mr B!!

@brittanyjohnston8575

Жыл бұрын

Would you like a cuppa in this trying time?

@doctorno3912

Жыл бұрын

Hype, dreams and jpegs

Legends said that "Galaxy Citizen" still in alpha for the next 100 years

@Skywarslord

2 жыл бұрын

I like your joke! Here, wanna a cup of tea?

@ajojj

Жыл бұрын

@@Skywarslord I LIKE YOUR PFP WANNA A CUP OF TEA

@Lore_Guytest

9 күн бұрын

A compliment

“A win for civilized countries” Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

@EzraColdsGarage

3 жыл бұрын

That is a nice comment and I agree with it.

@justinwiltner4375

6 ай бұрын

your comment was the funniest unfunny content, good job!

23:06 just to clarify things spiff, 234 ms is 0.234 seconds, not 2.34 seconds. Because milli means 1/1000th.

@Samopesh

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for clarifying, I didn’t know that and now I know something new thank you I hope you have a nice day🙂

@randomgamerperson4042

3 жыл бұрын

i like your clothes

@webcrawler8244

2 жыл бұрын

I thimk he meant to say kilosecond

@PsychOsmosis

Жыл бұрын

@@webcrawler8244 That would be deciseconds. 2.34 deciseconds. Pretty sure I'm now in a quite exclusive club of people that ever used this unit of measurement.

@samvimes9510

Жыл бұрын

No no, it's megaseconds. The response time isn't 2 seconds, it's 2¹⁰ seconds because the server is running off a dial-up connection.

Star citizen made almost 400 million dollars over the last 8 years and still never produced a working game I think I like it’s ethically balanced moral practices

@JablecnyMliko

3 жыл бұрын

I hope you have a great day and drink some tea, you wonderful person!

@ThePandafriend

3 жыл бұрын

Except it actually is showing progress. That doesn't mean that I recommend buying it, I definitely don't, at least not yet and I find the way how it is financed quite silly tbh and it looks as if it's pretty close to a scam, but nevertheless it looks quite impressive. However you also need quite a rig for it. Personally I think that it became too big though. I mean the distances and size are comparable to real solar systems, which imo isn't beneficial. While real life sized planets are pretty cool I'd rather prefer a bit smaller more dense worlds. And some money was also used in quite wasteful ways. My brother (who has a sufficient rig) showed me some of it and while it's pretty cool I don't like its direction. Also I wish you a wonderful day, we shouldn't start a conflict over something silly like this. I just wanted to mention it.

@adamlev9566

3 жыл бұрын

You make incredible tea.

@BrownwaterSquid

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThePandafriend lol, no. It doesn't. It's a shit heap tech demo a decade behind now.

@deushamilton2607

3 жыл бұрын

@@BrownwaterSquid You make the best tea

Alternate video title: "Spiff lampoons the internet for 30 min"

@intothegame9469

3 жыл бұрын

I agree with this! Beautiful comment :)

@liosstainer5698

3 жыл бұрын

Wow that is a genius title, only a person as incredible and unique as you could come up with it!

@jqsm1neS

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

@MyComputerJunkie

3 жыл бұрын

complement, ok!

@SephirothRyu

3 жыл бұрын

In fairness, he is essentially just generating userbases, and selling THOSE to a company that wants those users with a website that is at least good enough to keep people around (likely an internet forum set up in anticipation of whatever the buying company will end up actually making). I mean, its actually a fairly decent day's work by Spiff standards.

I still find it funny how TSB replaced the crappy watermarks from the stockphotos sites with his own

@TheNormalToast

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol (here’s a compliment while I’m at it)

@pileoweirdness

Жыл бұрын

I'm not fully convinced that he hadn't just shot the photos himself, just to save the trouble of removing the stock design

@notalostnumber8660

Жыл бұрын

Considering stock photos are very cheap (a few cents really), I wouldn't be surprised if he bought the rights to the non watermark version and then added his own

@psyneur9182

Жыл бұрын

I'm guessing he buys the photos (to avoid any legal issues) and then adds his watermark on them for the stolen stock photo aesthetic.

@brittanyjohnston8575

Жыл бұрын

Would you like a cuppa in this trying time?

This is actually a viable business plan in the real world. I know ppl who just register domain names and sell them. They don't even come with a web page.

@xamrucs74

Жыл бұрын

Well said you fantastic person, may I offer a cup of tea?

@krock2894

Жыл бұрын

@@xamrucs74 of course!

"I dont even think skype in the current day is worth 800 thousand" lol that burn

@phoenixfront

3 жыл бұрын

A complement

@Ludwig_Ahgren

3 жыл бұрын

My compliments and a like for this comment

@callumr1998

3 жыл бұрын

Nice comment.

@JohnHummel502

3 жыл бұрын

I love your comment. Please accept this latte as my thanks.

@vincentbarwell5943

3 жыл бұрын

I don't even think it is worth 8 thousand.

I like hows after Spiff message everyone polite and friendly in the replies, saying compliments and generally having a great time

@twaniboy11

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know what you mean by that. And I don't know if it's because of your bad grammar or my dyslexia. But I think you are beautiful anyway.

@grihoriko8800

3 жыл бұрын

@@twaniboy11 well, I think my grammar is the issue, Im still learning, but I will be happy if you could help to fix my mistakes in that sentence, so I wont do them again :) And I meant that I like our community, cause there are not so many places around the internet, where everyone just polite and kind to each other, rather than raging about useless stuff So thank you for your compliment kind sir, I think you're amazing too and hope you're having a wonderful day :)

@kingpyrrhusofepirus6686

3 жыл бұрын

Your mom is nice

@thekingofming

3 жыл бұрын

Ya Mem's Ramen she is, and she wanted to know if you would like to stay for tea?

@kinokos8980

3 жыл бұрын

We do as sir spiff demands

“100% not a subtle jab” correct spiff it’s in fact an obvious sucker punch

@SwanADolphin

3 жыл бұрын

A compliment

As someone who's playing Star Citizen. I approve.

@nicolasyoung8241

3 жыл бұрын

I compliment you

@mycelia_ow

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicolasyoung8241 Yes

@nicolasyoung8241

3 жыл бұрын

@@mycelia_ow yes

@namelastname766

3 жыл бұрын

You are a lovely person.

@nicolasyoung8241

3 жыл бұрын

@@namelastname766 who

Just like real life startups, it's just a wildly exploitative money grabbing scheme...

@phoenixfront

3 жыл бұрын

A complement

@Ludwig_Ahgren

3 жыл бұрын

My compliments and a like for this comment

@gahmivolka6582

3 жыл бұрын

you are beautiful

@SuperLordPedro

3 жыл бұрын

Would you like some tea?

@snarfymcsnarfface2323

3 жыл бұрын

You absolute potato of a human being Your choice what that means

“Chris’s Repeatable Accurate Profits” should be “Chris’s Repeatable Amazing Profits” because its accuracy isn’t really a factor.

@thesilverspanch

3 жыл бұрын

You're obligatory complement is thus, "this is actually a good idea, accuracy is for chumps."

@timothybyrne9764

3 жыл бұрын

Good evening sir, care for a cup of tea?

@darkm007

3 жыл бұрын

I mean it's C.R.A.P. anyway...

@A1phaz0ne

3 жыл бұрын

Good sir. Good sir! May I treat you to, a cup of coffee?

@artyd42

3 жыл бұрын

Tea has already been offered. Heresy would be offering Lipton instead of Yorkshire Tea Gold.

As a fan of Star Citizen who bought a couple of the cheaper ships, this is a completely accurate depiction of Chris Roberts and the project as a whole.

@martinjrgensen8234

10 ай бұрын

Outing yourself as a scam victim is brave. Wave the red flag if you need saving

@isadoracostahamsi163

9 ай бұрын

That is a very good comment. Do you want some tea?

What I find sad is that spiff says he is ripping people off while still offering better checks than I've ever received in real life. @Spiffing Brit, you hiring? Lol

@derkhan2205

2 жыл бұрын

That's such a great request! You are very smart and deserve way better payment!

@BertoxolusThePuzzled

Жыл бұрын

Spiff, HIRE THIS MAN!

@datpudding5338

10 ай бұрын

How I ended up as an unpaid intern part 1:

"subject to the random whims of our server gods" .... so, basically like every other gaming platform

@ProtagonistVon

3 жыл бұрын

Isn’t that the truth. You fantastic human being you, go get some tea.

@elmadicine

3 жыл бұрын

saucy point you make sir, well said

@inserisciunnome

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, exactly. Of course a Genius Expert like yourself would know It.

@yaboi7239

3 жыл бұрын

compliment

I have backed this Star Citizen and this video attacked myself personally in so many levels 10/10

@chaserowe6439

3 жыл бұрын

im sorry, this is a lovely comment would you like a cup of tea

@ProtagonistVon

3 жыл бұрын

It’s okay you fantastic person, have some tea.

@curtgavin7845

3 жыл бұрын

I'm so proud of you for that glorious comment, if your ever in need of tea you know where to find me

@Unasinni

3 жыл бұрын

A warm cup of Yorkshire Tea Gold available from me to you for your comfort in those difficult times.

@danishgoose13

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah feels bad when you're 2070 super cant run the game above 3 fps bc optimization am I right???

21:07 Ah yes, the true mindset of corporatocracies, paying workers for their work is just bribery.

@miniminininja538

2 жыл бұрын

You’re pfp is very nice

I see no exploits, just a perfectly running start-up.

@mathewbarnes4388

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@redstyle6492

3 жыл бұрын

You look great today

@ThePandafriend

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda reminds me of the dotcom bubble my wonderful sir. I wish you a great day!

29:56 “We can have up to 1.7 users!” Either someone’s lost 30% of their organs or someone bought and installed 70% more organs. Either way, this is now a horror movie instead of a scam. Organs 4 U!

@dingoes8mababy595

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂 good one.

@amperekelvin5789

3 жыл бұрын

But you’re not a horror movie or a scam! Unless you want to be, in which case you are.

@jqsm1neS

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

@tugzplays

3 жыл бұрын

@@jqsm1neS I'll take that, thank you.

@yaboi7239

3 жыл бұрын

compliment

The Spiffing Brit sold nothing for nothing on the shopping website.... that's like... infinite value... that's amazing.

@alexmorrison3442

3 жыл бұрын

You're an amazing person

@user-ql6rq3ek4w

3 жыл бұрын

No, you’re amazing

@bluepegasus1322

3 жыл бұрын

TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!!

"Chris Roberts isn't made of money, he's made of loans." Oh my. That one hits close to home for most people I think. lol

@digitalnorth

3 жыл бұрын

Here is your cup of tea you are a good gentleman

@bigboi1988

2 жыл бұрын

Hello there

@hawkeye5955

Жыл бұрын

A certain former president, who is under investigation in multiple states, is most definitely made of loans.

Next week's headlines " Chris Roberts sells Star Citizen to Microsoft"

@EJFreelancer

3 жыл бұрын

Have a lovely cup of coffee!

@peazeralus

3 жыл бұрын

lololololol It's funny because it's gonna happen.

@bofast

3 жыл бұрын

...twice

@TheRagingRodentGaming

3 жыл бұрын

E A _tm_

The instant you mentioned naming him Chris Roberts I fully knew what was going to be. Glorious. Use the flames to help brew more tea!

@pure_potato

3 жыл бұрын

A complement

@Zelinkokitsune

3 жыл бұрын

A complement for your complement

@adammudd

3 жыл бұрын

This is a great point that I haven't even read. I hope you have a great life bro!

@petercook3706

3 жыл бұрын

@@adammudd What a fantastic compliment!

@ailexx3377

3 жыл бұрын

Have a nice day you're a beautiful person

Come on Chris Roberts, 200 milliseconds is not 2 seconds

@gsjxbxbxhdhs5352

3 жыл бұрын

Dids nice comment you lovely did

@Dreadnought1867

3 жыл бұрын

You have fabulous hair!

@andymitchell2146

3 жыл бұрын

Good effort on making a comment.

@ansambel3170

3 жыл бұрын

And 3d Ship assets are not a game

@thekingofming

3 жыл бұрын

Ansambel could I offer you a nice cup of tea?

Shoutout to this British man for supporting rising musicians with his organ business!

@shak5628

Жыл бұрын

Good comment! Would you like some tea?

I almost died when he sold that website twice THAT FAST haha. I just happened to be eating at the time and laughed and before you know it I couldn’t breathe 😂

@user-cr1xn5yk7g

2 жыл бұрын

U r amazing! have some tea.

@bullie86

2 жыл бұрын

Nice comment!

as a star citizen concierge i never agreed more with something that offended me so much.

@parsleytaylor8361

3 жыл бұрын

Would you like a cup of tea in this trying time?

@callumr1998

3 жыл бұрын

Nice comment.

@sgtfluffy4262

3 жыл бұрын

you sir are a good person

@snarfymcsnarfface2323

3 жыл бұрын

You absolute potato of a person Your choice what that means

@snarfymcsnarfface2323

3 жыл бұрын

You absolute potato of a person Your choice what that means

I just came here for a compliment.. Also the absolute shade being thrown is beautiful

@stogucheme

3 жыл бұрын

You have a nice username!

@SuperVoodude

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for commenting and helping Spiff appease the algorithm gods! You are most generous!

@adamlev9566

3 жыл бұрын

You make incredible tea.

@Whinterfell

3 жыл бұрын

I'd like to offer you a cup of tea. Yorkshire Tea Gold for all!

As a registered user of Star Citizen I deeply appreciate the jabs at the development choices. Also think Spiff is secretly a backer 🤣

@joe.beasley

Жыл бұрын

compliment

@Grumplebumple

Жыл бұрын

I agree with this comment! Many compliments to you!

@DR-7

Жыл бұрын

You're very pretty

@doctorno3912

Жыл бұрын

Your tea is ready sir

"Release something while it is barely functional!"......this seems almost TOO realistic....

@CatsMeow_

3 жыл бұрын

Great comment!

@-.-...---7

2 жыл бұрын

@Bobe Bob Outstanding reply!

@susamogus8331

2 жыл бұрын

@@-.-...---7 Breathtaking comment!

I appreciate that all the comments in the comment section has replies and they are polite. This is a lovely community.

@kahnu893

3 жыл бұрын

I'm really glad you said that and I hope your doing well.

@Gilhelmi

3 жыл бұрын

@@kahnu893 thank you kind person.

@missingnoo88

3 жыл бұрын

Can I offer you a cup of Yorkshire Tea Gold (TM) in these trying times?

@yaboi7239

3 жыл бұрын

compliment

@aaronfreeman8252

3 жыл бұрын

No, you're lovely!

So, regarding the first half of the video, i'd like to thank you for reminding me, why I should appreciate how capable your standard spam filter is.

@phraseology6858

3 жыл бұрын

Good day, you lovely lovely tea drinker! I LOVE your profile pic!!!

@ProtagonistVon

3 жыл бұрын

Your username is quite lovely. Have some tea

Who needs Star Citizen? *laughs in Elite Dangerous: Odyssey*

@platypus6810

3 жыл бұрын

You are truly correct dear wonderful tea-drinking citizen

@hackergaming6372

3 жыл бұрын

I should play that game more.

@danestrenton

3 жыл бұрын

I love ED but it is such a slog, is Odyssey any good? I know you can leave ships but why? What do you do off the ship? Look at it? Did they expand on the illegal activities you can do? Are there ruins you can explore?

Game it out subscribers: "Hey I've seen this one!"

@chimachild7407

3 жыл бұрын

COMPLEMENT!!!!

@KingMatthewXV

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

No one: Spiff: 200ms are 2 seconds.

@trygveplaustrum4634

3 жыл бұрын

A proper take on a classic meme! Well done!

@cin2110

3 жыл бұрын

It isn’t an error spiff just slows down time itself 10x to develop more sites for trickstarter

@lazergurka-smerlin6561

3 жыл бұрын

His reflexes are that fast

@overTVS

3 жыл бұрын

Good comment bro. You are awesome

@HangmanOfficialUploads

3 жыл бұрын

It's an imperial conversion.

Star Citizen is a perfectly balanced game with absolutely no game.

@carriehigh1879

3 жыл бұрын

You look great today

@thesologoldfish

3 жыл бұрын

I played Star Citizen. You can't get out of the beds

@janheinzel9013

3 жыл бұрын

@@thesologoldfish Your character realizes that buying the game was a mistake and has depression

@thevictor180

3 жыл бұрын

would you like a cup of tea?

@SpeedyGg55

3 жыл бұрын

Your [insert compliment here]. I mean I did that cause you are [insert compliment here] not cause spiff told me too or anything like that

Is it crazy to anyone else that even with all his power, Spiff failed to make as much money as the actual Chris Roberts? By quite a margin too as spiff is down 400Mil before he catches up. Wild world we live in.

@Steamworker_Evolair

Жыл бұрын

I must compliment your facts, they are factual

"Chris Roberts isn't made of money, he's made of loans." I couldn't come up with a more true statement if I tried.

@Kirply

3 жыл бұрын

May you be complimented my good man or woman

I like how twatch "almost" sounds like a naughty word

@Johnnythat1dude

3 жыл бұрын

That is good observational skills! Absolutely wonderful!

@blacksarlacc91

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is so good that I have to leave an compliment underneath it.

@smolwavingsnail9028

3 жыл бұрын

Oh snap i didn't notice It's almost as if it was done on purpose for comedic value

@BadDayLp

3 жыл бұрын

@@smolwavingsnail9028 Do you want a cup of tea in this trying time? All of you are wonderful sausages.

@smolwavingsnail9028

3 жыл бұрын

@@BadDayLp I've just had one sport, but being a rather spiffing brit myself and actually hailing from the holy land of yorkshire itself I do sir feel obliged to accept your perfectly balance cup of tea good sir. Go easy on the exploits though

should've been "Dosney Minus"

@worldglobe8891

3 жыл бұрын

@@Unit-kp8wm Indeed. You are very deserving of a cup of tea my good sir.

@aidenlopez732

3 жыл бұрын

Talking a lot of shit for someone with such soft kissable lips

Omg im dying… 😂😂 “Organs 4 U” and then that stock photo. I cant stop laughing and he proceeds to talk about my “missing” kidney… that got me 😂😂😂😂😂

@toggerz7487

Жыл бұрын

Your organs are functioning fantastically, keep on going!

The Star Citizen jokes have aged like fine wine.

@kramspeeder3029

10 ай бұрын

absolutely.

@lucifersatan8240

3 ай бұрын

Unlike the game, Which hasn't changed since the first line of code was written and the donation button added.

7:51 "That's not even a product; no one would buy into that!" *Kickstarter's unofficial motto*

@GabrielShitposting

3 жыл бұрын

Yes _I am complimenting you so I may not suffer Spiff's wrath_

@drago3732

3 жыл бұрын

Have some tea my friend

@Project_Ostrako

3 жыл бұрын

I hope that you have a wonderful day fellow human.

@jimmyc3030

3 жыл бұрын

What a wonderful and accurate comment. I commend you good sir :D

@kingpyrrhusofepirus6686

3 жыл бұрын

I compliment thee

"The game default to Celsius" *shows UK flag* Sweden: Hol' up

@williamk.r.3303

3 жыл бұрын

You have a really cool profile picture

@AlunBridges

3 жыл бұрын

Excellent observation, and I'm now holding on to this trivia gem.

@Dalzombie

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it

@minnumseerrund

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dalzombie Well, you're still appreciated and have a lovely singing voice. Thank you for being you.

@jqsm1neS

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

Motivation package in every corporation: coupons, fruit mondays, integration party Spiff motivation package: 2,5k $ raise

@AgentTasmania

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty bloody motivating I'd say

This is so much the 90s-00 internet startup gold rush era.

@prodigy1605

3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant observation!

Spiff: Metric system is the only one that makes sense Also Spiff: 200 ms is 2 seconds.

@kimberlyvandiver6724

3 жыл бұрын

That's funny. Good job

@inserisciunnome

3 жыл бұрын

You are AWESOME :D

@thejekky_br5022

3 жыл бұрын

You are a good person! :)

@yaboi7239

3 жыл бұрын

compliment

Spiff, I just want to say that’s milliseconds of ping, those people only had 0.4 seconds of lag.

@D1machaerus

3 жыл бұрын

Your hair looks lovely today! What kind of product do you use?

@nympheanexus2006

3 жыл бұрын

That's still too long according to Google's search ranking, but a very astute observation! Have a Lovely day :)

@wta1518

3 жыл бұрын

At one point it went to 1.2 seconds (1200 milliseconds)

@phroggu

3 жыл бұрын

Youa re such a kind person for noting this, have a nice day!

@stan5794

3 жыл бұрын

We like 400 ping clearly

5/9/21 the glitch still works lmao. Thanks for this I am now Bill gates

@baappletheapple1885

2 жыл бұрын

You can keep going even when the world is against you!

spiff: "post your compliments" me: 30° and 60°

@vilhelmvonbacon5019

3 жыл бұрын

You majestic sausage of a human being deserves a cup of yorkshire tea gold (not sponsored)

@peazeralus

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. Just.... Yes.

@davidtee5367

3 жыл бұрын

Haaaaaa.... Well I did see that coming, just as the Mayans foretold of 2020, the year of hindsight

@AgentTasmania

3 жыл бұрын

Blue and orange

Chris Roberts actually used this game as a training tool for RSI.

@HHdrummer100

3 жыл бұрын

A genuine compliment to you.

@russelpattison4020

3 жыл бұрын

@@HHdrummer100 well done to you what a lovely comment to a comment

@OverdriveGamesAnime

3 жыл бұрын

You're incredibly handsome

@zKaltern

3 жыл бұрын

What a strange thread...🤣

@PointsofData

3 жыл бұрын

Cool What's RSI

So technically, you've made a company dedicated to building websites for other companies, while also serving advertisement for the website... In the form of annoying spam mail. But because you're selling the site, they aren't your customers for long, so who cares about the approval rating, right? 😂

@user-co2li5qd4p

3 жыл бұрын

Belvida coorperations like this comment.

@gingerfool

3 жыл бұрын

you do not smell

@thebackdoorsanta7044

3 жыл бұрын

Lookin good! My Man!

@pelicangunner2463

3 жыл бұрын

What a nice comment

Lmfao I love the British sense of humour and sarcasm. Such witt and master delivery of taking the piss. Fucking glorious mate!

@Yugi3844

Жыл бұрын

Great insight!

In this episode, Spiff replicates the dotcom bubble of the late 90s.

@dazattack669

9 ай бұрын

😂 good one?

Spiff: Sells skype for millions of dollars Me: Downloads skype for free on their website Stonks

@pure_potato

3 жыл бұрын

A complement

@ultrablueberry2420

3 жыл бұрын

*STONKS*

@phoenixfront

3 жыл бұрын

A complement

@mrfreshginger379

3 жыл бұрын

Nice hair bro 👍

@DarkSword3125

3 жыл бұрын

*Sells skype app on the internet* Pirat

The Friend Zone should have been called Tea Meets Scone

3 жыл бұрын

Good idea old chap!

@benjaminbourdeleau5128

3 жыл бұрын

actualy it should be Scone Tea Dating (also called STD)

@jqsm1neS

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

@yaboi7239

3 жыл бұрын

compliment

Liking Star citizen is the same as being in abusive relationship and being fine with it

@kimsteele7508

Жыл бұрын

You, good sir, are fantastic!

Two years later and "galaxy" citizen is still not out.....

@PParsa

Жыл бұрын

your teeth look good!

@soulsearcher9620

Жыл бұрын

Stadia is also gone so the "Stodia" joke Spiff made might go over some peoples heads.

Arguably, some real businesses are run this way too.

@Ludwig_Ahgren

3 жыл бұрын

My compliments and a like for this comment

@forgottensnecko4631

3 жыл бұрын

replying because spiff told me too you wonderful person

@OfficiallyR3levant

3 жыл бұрын

I would like to congratulate CIG for running theirs in this fashion.

@rintintim344

3 жыл бұрын

I like the sound of your voice

@Altair00rion

3 жыл бұрын

@@rintintim344 me 2

I came to watch a video on exploits, not a documentary on modern game development. >:(

@jaeusa160

3 жыл бұрын

@@Unit-kp8wm Thank you, that was a kind compliment.

@SourOnionCream

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah i hate a when video games companies sell me Skype twice for 600 k

I love how almost every comment has a compliment bellow it

@TheNinjaBA

3 жыл бұрын

And now you do too good citizen. May I offer you a cup of tea in this trying time?

@megumugi8620

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheNinjaBA Oh Thank you for this lovely cup of tea. I hope you enjoy your beautiful (Atleast i hope its beautiful) Days of living.

Game: how much email campaigns do you want? Spiffing Brit: yes

@orbitthederg

3 жыл бұрын

Quality comment. 10/10. (Not being sarcastic btw, genuinely made me laugh.)

*PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT* "Remember to be drinking your warm cups of tea! 🍵🇬🇧"

@Ludwig_Ahgren

3 жыл бұрын

My compliments and a like for this comment

@callumr1998

3 жыл бұрын

Nice comment.

@snarfymcsnarfface2323

3 жыл бұрын

No Have a great day!

@Frankenmuppet

3 жыл бұрын

Nice 'stache!

@indominusrex1652

3 жыл бұрын

And not warm ice tea

Creates website. Has only landing page. Crashes every single day. 70k registered users. Email spam propaganda. Makes ~80k out of thin air. You may not like it, but this is what peak capitalism looks like!

@phraseology6858

3 жыл бұрын

Good day, you lovely lovely tea drinker! You seem to be a very smart potato! Be good to the outside world!

@kaballfs

3 жыл бұрын

@@phraseology6858 That's nice. Good day to you too.

@kingpyrrhusofepirus6686

3 жыл бұрын

U have big brain

@johanneskivikangas8710

3 жыл бұрын

It's not much and it isn't honest work.

@jqsm1neS

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

Oh shit I’ve just realised you could macro the sell company buttons for big bucks

@Nojnoj

2 жыл бұрын

I have never seen someone as cool as you

the C.R.A.P method is amazing

@NVAfilm

Жыл бұрын

You are amazing 😊

British : yorkshire tea. Me : Home made tea. British : Wait, that's illegal

@zyrax4450

3 жыл бұрын

Very nice comment!

@therealnoodledog6660

3 жыл бұрын

You are one sexy person

@2007Shockwave

3 жыл бұрын

At least it isn't coffee. *Said while holding a coffee cup*

@Perzyn

3 жыл бұрын

British Empire would like to know your location.

@marianoclerici3986

3 жыл бұрын

If you're from Yorkshire it could technically be legal, and that's the best form of legal.

*Spiff:* "A win for civilized countries around the world!" *Me, an American:* "He-- nah you're right."

@SleepyPitou

3 жыл бұрын

Love what you‘ve done with your hair, looks great

@kingpyrrhusofepirus6686

3 жыл бұрын

Your head is beautiful

@firstname4097

3 жыл бұрын

*liberian border conflict noises* (this is because liberia uses the U.S. Customary system too... :/

@jqsm1neS

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

@inserisciunnome

3 жыл бұрын

You are American? What a Beutifull country! Say hi to It from me!

Honestly, this is realistic. After all you're not selling the product, you're selling the Userdata tied to your product. Just like in real life: Buy the product, grab the user data, trash the product. The only error here is, imo, that users are atracted by Frontpage only. Or at least a good frontpage is too effective,

@SaphDegatzlXl

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for this info!

Now I can finally play a game that makes me feel like Chris Roberts.

@thisusernamesucks5373

3 жыл бұрын

Cool comment have some yorkshire tea

@randomgamerperson4042

3 жыл бұрын

you are worth something

I'm sure every time a game appears on this channel they start to worry

@AntonRudenko852

3 жыл бұрын

you're beautiful

@TheGoebel

3 жыл бұрын

Excellent comment!

@HenryHarcsa

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly the opposite, for small games like this one its huge boost in popularity

@ThunderExpress

3 жыл бұрын

Spiff is kinda of a free tester/advertiser xP

Every time Spiff says "Twatch", it sounds like he edited that in after the original recording. Like those customizable audio books back in the day. "Then TWATCH threw the ball. 'Why did you throw the ball so hard, TWATCH?' Sally cried"

@thesillysausage1105

3 жыл бұрын

This is a complement, you can now pass on the happiness

Next up, The stock market is a perfectly balanced system with no exploits

@jonesc.gaming2335

3 жыл бұрын

I’m here to offer you tea friend ☕️

@marquisdelafayette3333

2 жыл бұрын

Tea for your sir ☕️?

my first time watching Spiff, and i'm having a really great chuckle! what a great content, Spiff!

@RvBnerd618

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god, not another one of you. Leblanc coffee for you?

@jonathanwurtzjensen7272

3 жыл бұрын

thats very true i like this

Hoo boy, Spiff is really poking the hornet nest with this XD

@handyman7119

3 жыл бұрын

My compliments to your complement

@Ludwig_Ahgren

3 жыл бұрын

My compliments and a like for this comment

@hishamaziz764

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ludwig_Ahgren My compliments and like for this reply.

@pure_potato

3 жыл бұрын

A complement

@callumr1998

3 жыл бұрын

Nice comment.

28:56 "We're up to level 90, which means we can have 1.7 Users"

@cadenwright5170

3 жыл бұрын

That’s epic

@therealnoodledog6660

3 жыл бұрын

Great comment!

Spiff you forget to say that Chris is a coffee drinker, he can't be a tea person...

@jpgsouza2001

3 жыл бұрын

That's a excellent observation.