*Happy International Tea Day!* Time to mathematically craft a monster of pure excitement!

@RyanSoltani

2 жыл бұрын

_yes_

@tortorsk3416

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Yaniv5o

2 жыл бұрын

Happy International Tea Day The Spiffing Brit (:

@Desoda_is_my_name_or_something

2 жыл бұрын

@EEEEEEEE

2 жыл бұрын

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I love how agitated he gets by people thinking the umbrella price is fair... can't have that! They must not just get ripped off, they must feel it, too! 😂

@victordavila9812

2 жыл бұрын

I think that is how EA games feels while deciding how many microtransactions to put in their new games

@gredangeo

2 жыл бұрын

@@victordavila9812 No one is complaining about the microtransaction? EA: ADD MOAR, AND UP THE PRICE!

@BobMcBobJr

2 жыл бұрын

@@gredangeo And make the one people just payed for free but also useless.

@johnuthus

2 жыл бұрын

Yea, old fashion capitalism, wish he was my boss

@banzubie

2 жыл бұрын

He needs to rip them off on an emotional level.

F to those 5 chads who died in skeggnes. They sacrifice their life just to make the ride cheaper. Since Ubisoft is near bankruptcy, why dont you try to do another exploit in one of their games just to rub salt to the wound....

@bitemytail

2 жыл бұрын

F as a reminder that only 4 people died, and it was 5 people that refused to ride it after the crash.

@Shyl1ght

2 жыл бұрын

@@bitemytail Refusing to ride Spiff's wild rides is how you end up in those graves.

@Leyrann

2 жыл бұрын

Ubisoft is near bankruptcy? Now that's good news! Hopefully EA is next.

@WillTheBeastFR

2 жыл бұрын

F

@drdiabeetus4419

2 жыл бұрын

@@Leyrann Oh boy! I can't wait for them to go under so all the great IPS that are wasted on them get freed Like.... Uh.... ...Might and Magic?

Spiff: I'm going to build a theme park with $0! Also Spiff: Proceeds to take out a loan for $12k because you can't actually build a theme park with $0.

@Cottrilogy333

2 жыл бұрын

Came here to say/find this lol

@CiromBreeze

2 жыл бұрын

Was gonna say. This... is literally just playing the game normally. The only exploit I see is abusing the underground ride bonus excitement.

@nfmatham9

2 жыл бұрын

Technically, it is 0$. That wasn't his own money he was spending 👌

@idunbeezasmart1

2 жыл бұрын

@@nfmatham9 Technically, you've never taken out a loan.

@carlsiouxfalls

2 жыл бұрын

and then he proceeded to never pay it back.

The ghost of Susan Williams took a break from haunting Sips and the Hat Boiks to be the first visitor to Spiff's park, what an honor.

@ladyben-nobilityofbome9793

2 жыл бұрын

*in Welsh accent* "It's Susan Williams!"

@NimonoSolenze

2 жыл бұрын

haha, i thought the same thing!

@Ragetiger1

2 жыл бұрын

I'm out of the loop on this one, who is she?

@Modica29435

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ragetiger1 Check out a video titled Susan Williams on Sips' channel for a quick summation. Was part of a longer Phasmophobia stream.

@guyfromdubai

2 жыл бұрын

Who the fuck are you and how did you read my damn mind??

I use to play Sim Coaster and eventually got my park so happy that I was charging over $4,000 per ticket with around 2,000* attendees per day. I could also charge $100 per bathroom and they would pay. - *2,000 not 20,000 I did this by maxing out my concession stands right next to the rides after a long walk to them, then charges $0 for the rides. The rides were designed to be maximum speed. The people would get off and immediately vomit and shit themselves and would flood to the bathrooms. Then they would have long walks to the next ride where they would become hungry, buy more food, take a free ride and pay me to shit themselves. But because the rides were free, they would pay $4,000 per ticket and another several hundred in toilet fees per day. I'd easily clear $100,000 per day. I would speed the time up and let it run as I went to college or work and come home to millions.

@GeneralLDS

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@thespiffingbrit

2 жыл бұрын

The business model Disney Wishes they could do

@justintimeagain2341

2 жыл бұрын

Magnificent

@aveleziii

2 жыл бұрын

you, my friend, are a diabolical inspiration

@miinyoo

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds exactly like Disney World. GG

That thumbnail brings me back to old Vargskelethor days. The RCT2 stream(s) were GLORIOUS

This is probably the closest to playing a game the right way spiff will ever get

@codycombs8590

Жыл бұрын

Has he seen Let's Game it Out play this? He found the cheapest way to nauseate in this game. He exists for torture, spiff exists for tea. That is grace

"Where you can start with high hopes and dreams and just be crushed by the reality that it basically sucks" Wow, thats the most inspirational thing I've seen. Ever.

@matthewhall7976

2 жыл бұрын

You've never been to alton towers or lightwater Valley have you.. It should be their mottos..hahah

Roller coaster tycoon 2 (or classic) is on the app stores. It's arguably the best off line game you can play on a decent sized phone or tablet.

@thespiffingbrit

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed! Really worth picking up

@RyanSoltani

2 жыл бұрын

It’s nice that there are games out there that are still great to play offline

@tribblier

2 жыл бұрын

CDDA and OTTD are bangers, love old school games ported to Android.

@StereoTyp0

2 жыл бұрын

OpenRCT2 is the best version you can play

@gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298

2 жыл бұрын

@@RyanSoltani It's nice that there are still offline games at all, especially when many of them aren't even multiplayer!

It's strange how Skegness started 'improving' at exactly the same time as Spif's linguistic destruction of Skegness began... The fish and chip shops of the hell hole clearly know of Spif and are set on his ruin.

@leonardpotts6419

2 жыл бұрын

Do u happen to live in skeg?

@deplorabledegenerate2630

2 жыл бұрын

Their name is Skegness. They lose. There is a small town near where I live called Reik. They also lose. If your name could also be used to describe disgust you lose.

@anderbyf0536

2 жыл бұрын

@@leonardpotts6419 too close for comfort

@leonardpotts6419

2 жыл бұрын

@@anderbyf0536 I myself live in skeg. Its horrible with the season kicking off lol

@anderbyf0536

2 жыл бұрын

@@leonardpotts6419 Preach. Can feel the increased stress of the doughnut stand workers from here

Britland is an amazing park! I'd say that the best parts of my Britland experience were inhaling all of the fog, paying for overpriced umbrellas and feeling ripped off about it when it rained, and riding several exact copies of the same ride, all themed around different parts of the UK. Overall, well worth the price of admission!

I feel tricked into watching a regular let's play, I mean, isn't this how you are supposed to play

@Rollingthunder987

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty much

@Dapplication

2 жыл бұрын

For real. Shit effort on a clickbait

@DarthAxolotl

2 жыл бұрын

Well yes but actually no. Its a normal play through with some cheesy stratagies.

@Dapplication

2 жыл бұрын

@@DarthAxolotl While the first bugged railcar is on par with the channel's content, the rest of the video was subpar, and the title is completely clickbait

@DarthAxolotl

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dapplication I mean the umbrella stands and the bus of people was exploits, taking advantage of simple npc coding

'We have zero dollars and as you can see a gigantic empty plot of land' The words right before a massacre

I remember the original Roller Coaster Tycoon. There was a demo that lasted a total of 5 minutes before it would force you to quit. Who makes a simulation game demo with a 5 minute time limit? There wasn't enough time to build 1 coaster, let alone see if people would ride it. So naturally I hooked up a debugger and figured out where the time limit was in the code and removed it. Finally I had enough time to actually try out the game. After a couple hours I was kind of bored with it and didn't buy it. Lesson to game developers: don't make the demo of your simulation game 5 minutes long.

@sll6913

2 жыл бұрын

The lesson should be: Make the demo of your game 5 minutes long, if they play longer they won't buy it.

@MrMontugar

2 жыл бұрын

Same thing happened when I played timberborn 3 season demo limit? Guess who found the method for setTime and made it -9999y

@maxwel1

2 жыл бұрын

Zelda Ocarina of time. And some ppl finished the Game in 5min.

@JosephSmith-lm4ri

Жыл бұрын

@@maxwel1 wasn't the wind waker demo about 22 minutes?

@maxwel1

Жыл бұрын

@@JosephSmith-lm4ri I dont know

The fact that a ride themed after Skegness makes money is actually astounding. But then again, it's in Britain. The place is magical, and sometimes not in a good way.

Dunno how Spiff hasn't been hired as the tourism czar for the UK. I can't wait to go to Skegness now!

> "We'll have to build a theme park starting without money. We'll have to make money out of thin air." > first thing he does is take out a loan. I don't know what I expected, but it certainly isn't "money out of thin air"...

@Salvothegamer

2 жыл бұрын

Its basically every self made men in our current economy.

@unknowngod8221

Жыл бұрын

@@Salvothegamer he take a loan and it need to be pay so...

does anyone else have "Lets Game It Out" flashbacks when watching this playthrough? the universe might asplode if Spiff and Josh join forces - but who would win, one exploity tea drinking boi vs an element of chaos?

Nothing beats sitting down to watch the Spiffing Brit with a nice warm cup of coffee ☺️

@thespiffingbrit

2 жыл бұрын

@gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298

2 жыл бұрын

Sweet iced tea is also quite nice, especially since it's 100 degrees outside.

@lindabrown7521

2 жыл бұрын

*Loads shotgun*

@Aliyah_666

2 жыл бұрын

We don't talk about... *coffee* here

@lucasdiagojojoref7985

2 жыл бұрын

ooohhh he told he wants to square up, I wouldnt have that

As someone else from the north, that ride is totally accurate, the details are on point, love it. And TV license, just fantastic.

Would love to see a collaboration between you and Josh from Let's Game it Out.

@facelessidiot6407

2 жыл бұрын

Are you trying to destroy the internet? Because if you are, remember to bring me popcorn once it all goes down!

@courier11sec

2 жыл бұрын

@@facelessidiot6407 I mean that's always been a dream of mine..

@YourFriendJessie

Жыл бұрын

Josh: Hello my name is Josh and welcome back to Lets Game it Out, today we're playing parkitect again. Grace "sucks to be u" Cohen: *panics*

@musicstage3457

Жыл бұрын

@@YourFriendJessie people who don't know who grace is: people who know who grace is: oh no

@MadnessIncVP

4 ай бұрын

That has now happened, by the way.

"No one's going to enter if it costs $1 and there's nothing on the other side." Sounds like most public parks to me.

@Anon1gh3

Жыл бұрын

Well public parks have tonnes of dog poop everywhere, this probably doesn't.

"come to britain before britan comes to you" is a viable threat considering that historically whenever britain goes anywhere in the world bad things universally follow

@josephdedrick9337

2 жыл бұрын

there is a reason close to 90% of the world got invaded by the brits.

@gothickyuteness4091

Жыл бұрын

I want you to know that seeing Chibi Hazama in the comment section of a spiffing brit video scared the hell outta me.

@Anon1gh3

Жыл бұрын

That's pretty offensive. Brits always improved the places they settled, granted they didn't leave.

12:25 I laughed out loud. Great segment

6:48 Spiff: “when it rains, you go poor”

So as someone who's worked at a theme park, you cannot underestimate how popular a tiny, simple, not-that-exciting roller coaster can be. The park I worked at had a "Best wooden coaster in the world" for a while, and the mini-coaster was STILL jam-packed every single day.

@juliamavroidi8601

8 ай бұрын

Thing is, most people don't ride that many roller coasters in their lives, so an average roller coaster is still pretty good to them. And after you've tried the famous big roller coaster, might as well ride all the other ones in the park. (Also wooden roller coastrs, even the good ones, often are kind of rough rides, so I can see why the geberal public would prefer the "nornal" one)

@Axterix13

3 ай бұрын

Slower, relaxing rides also tend to be a nice breather between the more intense ones. On the various trips I've taken to Disneyland, I'd often the Pirates ride for this reason... slow, cool (because underground) and not very crowded, especially when there was the light show going on nearby.

Just like rct2, the most broken rides are incredibly short and doesn't look exciting at all.

@thespiffingbrit

2 жыл бұрын

Are you saying you wouldnt like to pay $19 to sit on a ride for 30 seconds and be blasted with lateral G force

@yuriyui

2 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit Had a ride that last 3 seconds and got charged $7, your $19 ride looks like a fair deal to me😛

Apparently, the balls in bubble tea usually don't come out of the cup, nor do they obstruct the straw. Danger Tea may need to consider making a more hazardous variety of bubble tea if they want that namesake.

@evilspoons

Жыл бұрын

Apparently I've been doing it wrong then, because I like to eat them... using the straw...

As a posh southern person who once drove through the north at high speed in order to avoid being accosted by the locals, I can confirm that Spiff's depiction of it is 100% accurate.

The first time spiff perfectly balances a game by playing it in the way the developer intended :)

“Must be the name of their union.” I don’t know why, but this made me laugh way too hard 😂😂

If anyone can topple an empire as gigantic as Disney, it'd be a Brit.

Another great episode of "Let's game it out"!

Always happy to see video without needing to skip spoilers in the beginning!

Nothing makes me laugh more than having Spif go on a tangent about Danger Tea.

Loved rollercoaster tycoon! Haven't seen this one before. I may have to get it for some nostalgia!

@squares4u

2 жыл бұрын

This game is called Parkitect, not Rollercoaster Tycoon

@precisedime1377

2 жыл бұрын

Planet Coaster is the best "real" RTC successor but their DLC policies are kind of sketchy. if you like the old grid-based construction, openRTC is STILL the best option to be entirely honest, nothing new has come close.

@sniperdubey

2 жыл бұрын

@@precisedime1377 It really isn't. Parkitect is the best successor to RTC. Go actually play it before you bash it.

Ahhh, another classic spiff "NO EXPLOITS" video where there are legitimately no exploits and just good advice and gameplay

"Glorious Scotland." Scotland thanks you, signed, me, someone in scotland. Time for some tea. Because as much as we point our cannons at England, we still want tea.

ched up on that large tower with a "deadly shark" the derpiest shark I have ever see I love it

Man exploited the game by playing normally. Absolute legend.

"the park is doing great" Skegness: *NUH UH*

As much as I love your pure exploit videos, this one was a ton of fun; seeing you pull off a relatively exploit free challenge.

The greatest game exploiter in the world *actually plays the game as intended* love this man hahhaha

He’s not wrong: I live in the US, and having liked the video, I’m not paying any UK taxes!

@mattmacneil

2 жыл бұрын

As a Canadian I don't understand why people are so angry about taxes. I enjoy having paved roads, a fire department, public schools, universal healthcare, expansions to infrastructure. What I don't want my taxes to do is subsidize governments and businesses through tax cuts to the highest earners. If you are hoarding wealth you are slowing progress for the rest of us. Worst part is they have some people convinced that you too can be ultra rich someday, so you have to preserve their way of life just in case you get there someday.

@Vykk_Draygo

2 жыл бұрын

@@mattmacneil Cool story bro.

@gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298

2 жыл бұрын

@@mattmacneil Okay Trudeau. Stop going off on self-righteous tangents and just enjoy the damn joke.

@MirrorHall_Clay

2 жыл бұрын

@@mattmacneil good for you, you can't understand a joke

I’m SO happy to see you do another Roller Coaster Tycoon video!!!

Hey, thank you for using my Golden Goose design on the workshop. I love your British theming-breathing mild, tepid life into this old ticket scalping machine in just the right ways.

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

You should do a collaboration with Let´s game it out. I think this could be fun.

This is the best Lets Game it Out video I've ever seen. Thanks Josh!

That Scotland ride was amusingly accurate, especially the cannons. Just glad you didn't call the tartan kilt a skirt, or kilt is what you would've been.

Great as usual. Finding ways to break the game in such a way that you win the whole thing.

Always super excited to see a new Spiffing Furry video! (If you know, you know 😏)

It's nice to see parkitect keeps the time honored RTC tradition of "Guests will pay literally anything for an umbrella when it's raining" There's literally no point to ever lower the umbrella prices since who's gonna buy an umbrella when it ISN'T raining?

I like how he just suddenly goes into a fit when the pop up for the tea price decrease appeared while he was explaining the M6 ride

What’s up Broski 🦋.

@thespiffingbrit

2 жыл бұрын

the sky

Best video ever!

@thespiffingbrit

2 жыл бұрын

Thank Yee

"Sorry kid, you didn't pay your TV License" "Wait! I'm an American!" "Mate, that's worse" *Bang*

The legend Susan Williams visited Spiff's park before dying and haunting Hat Films and Sips lol. Good to know Parkitect and Phasmophobia are cannon to the same universe lol!

"Shot and killed as is the British way" You are wrong, the British way is stabbed and killed

@lucasdiagojojoref7985

2 жыл бұрын

Thats in south london, the tea british live in north

Maybe I am missing something... But where are exploits?

I provide you sir with an interaction as I quite enjoyed this particular video. Well done spiff, well done

Just wanted to say, having lived next to Skegness for most of my life I always appreciate the spotlight Spiff shines on it, and Butlins to boot. Never wrong and always makes me laugh.

Don't show this to Disney. They may actually try it.

Good morning spiff. Can I build you a house?

@thespiffingbrit

2 жыл бұрын

sure

@redpanda2961

2 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit lol

Just like Britain, we have no money. Ouch, too real Spiff, too real

Another great vid, keep going 👍

The second he took out a loan. I invalidated the run. Loans are in pretty much every scenario.

He exploited crappy rollercoaster tycoon reboot so hard that it turned into a different better game. Talk about sheer power

@Codraroll

2 жыл бұрын

The game is actually quite good, I think. Also, this was hardly "exploiting" the game. He didn't make use of any unintended play styles, as far as I can tell.

This is the perfect amalgamation of LGIO and Spiff. I love it!

Love the vids literally keeps me alive

17 sec 😂

Rollercoaster Tycoon is a classic, nice that he’s making a video on it This comments funny, in the ironic way

@kinglarry9798

2 жыл бұрын

wrong

@demonzrising2545

2 жыл бұрын

This is parkitect

@RyanSoltani

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I’m wrong it’s Parkitect

I just got the best ad timing EVER! As soon as you said "just offer them super salty burgers and fries" I got a McDonald's ad 🤣

Its all jokes and games until you realized that people do actually think that living in a multi season land is "really good"

Normally i don’t have a good opinion of modern Britain . But spiff makes it seem like a magical place.

I love that you and RCE both posted about not playing theme park games (he did the OG Roller Coaster Tycoon) the right way in the same week.

"The most British theme park in the world!" So you're going to steal other theme park's rides and pass them off as your own, while also complaining about all these foreigners trying to steal your rides? After watching the video: Well the first part is right.

The British weather ride is so realistic even the fire a bit

The hedge maze from The Shining? Nice touch. Perfection.

Spiff, have you considered exploiting Spellcaster University game? It's a lovely 4x game with some really cute graphics and a wonderful story progression. However, I'm sure that it's a perfectly balanced game with no exploits, at least I'm not aware of any, and I wonder if you could find them

lol I just got an ad for a corky. Thanks Spiff!

4 people died and 5 graves. Guess the coaster operator got a new home for his efforts.

iirc the trick with underground sections in parkitect is to have 2-3 1 tile underground parts in the ride, also make sure the ride is over 35 seconds long you get a major excitement boost. brake cheese is real and it can make you lots of profit

excellent video, just subed, as a fellow Brit, please don't forget to include the Rich Tea biscuit ride, where it looks fantastic then collapses within seconds of a good dunk. Thumbs up.

The mouse rides are always good, full family fun and a short enough ride that everyone can enjoy it without having to worry about being stuck or in line long.

This was more helpful than any business class I have ever taken.

omg, i want to play PARKITECT now :D nice video

I loved playing Theme Park and would spend hours building a massive roller coaster only to have my park glitch out and not let any people in. I later found out that it was a known glitch on the Mac version where if you built a roller coaster, your park entrance would glitch and not let patrons into your park anymore. It never got patched AFAIK.

It'd be interesting to see what sort of park you and the yogs or other fiends... I mean friends... would come up with in multiplayer.

Im at that point where just hearing Spiffs voice gives me a craving for tea.

I love that thumbnail. Such a great tribute to Joel!

You know in Kingdom Come deliverance you basicly can cheese your way very very far without using any perk or level up anything. I wonder how far you would come :D Awesome video as usual!

Holy youre so funny, especially your british accent, i love it!!!! you just earned a sub

I just liked the video and have a video suggestion. speedeun skyrim with all side quests and dlc included, and all during a live stream uploaded to KZread. good luck completing this torture.

loving the joel-vinesauce/vargskelethor thumbnail

Thank you for your hard work as Chancellor of Britain! Because of all your hard work I will continue to not pay Texas a dime.

I love how the thumbnail parodies that one vinesauce RCT video, nice one!

Watching this with my morning cup of tea 😋

This game's a ton of fun. Just making a park on its own is quite easy but the scenarios have some challenging stuff.