*I hope you like fetch quests.... because you just bought £1500 worth of award winning fetch quests!*

@Oblithian

Жыл бұрын

I hope the sequel lets people play your mmo. Think of all the players available.

@rolling_jones

Жыл бұрын

how and when did I buy something? You cheeky bastard...

@EEEEEEEE

Жыл бұрын

E

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. But together we can stop that...

@GeorgeDCowley

Жыл бұрын

Play Magical Camp.

Imagine being a person who just spent £1500 on a fetch quest game only for it to be put on sale for £20 directly after.

@Eliastion

Жыл бұрын

Well, it sucks, but at least the game is awesome!

@techhelpwizardgenie3146

Жыл бұрын

Thats some Bethesda level shit right there.

@DaysofKnight

Жыл бұрын

@@techhelpwizardgenie3146 Godd Howard is going to haunt you in your dreams for that one

@AndrewMitchell123

Жыл бұрын

devestated xD

@AndrewMitchell123

Жыл бұрын

@@techhelpwizardgenie3146 or EA, or ubishit

A game without gameplay eliminates the problem of bad gameplay. Absolutely stunning.

@midgetsow

Жыл бұрын

That's how we got Diablo 3.

@AlexVonT

Жыл бұрын

I snorted some tea out m'nose. 😂

@SageArdor

Жыл бұрын

@@AlexVonT that sounds painful.

@AlexVonT

Жыл бұрын

@@SageArdor gloriously.

@charlesfranks1902

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention the reduction of game related bugs.

Honestly... Other than the insane price, an MMO that's all about walking around large detailed towns and chatting could totally work.

@vxicepickxv

Жыл бұрын

Isn't that just The Stanley Parable?

@MightyCaesar37

Жыл бұрын

The base vr chat experience

@dragonboyjgh

Жыл бұрын

Animal Crossing?

@Duckyy-mw5mj

Жыл бұрын

Death Stranding or something like that

@LutraLovegood

Жыл бұрын

@@Duckyy-mw5mj Death Stranding has guns and vehicles so no

Spiff: Imagine spending 1000 pounds trying to get yourself a new game, that only has fetch quests Star Citizen has entered the chat

@businesscasualsauron

Жыл бұрын

Not to defend Star Citizen, but at least you can get into the game for a -lot- less than 1000£! When your business model makes SC look like charity, you have created true evil.

@dreadwind8216

Жыл бұрын

@@businesscasualsauron lmao, as a as a commentor and a person who knows an addict to SC it is just meaningless combat and fetch quests, hopefully the campaign will be more fleshed out

@dreadwind8216

Жыл бұрын

@@TheMacel66 i know, i really like the game its just funny to see my dad say what's the point of rdr2 when he plays star citizen

Spiff, you did it! You inspired Blizzard's next 100 games

@thespiffingbrit

Жыл бұрын

Why do you think I am the executive board

@PushThatMakesYaMove

Жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit not "at" the executive board, but THE executive board. Hope you make a video about that particular exploit.

@mariegamer2146

Жыл бұрын

@@knownas2017 Teabolo 😂

@JacoDeltaco

Жыл бұрын

you guy have phone?

@tree4104

Жыл бұрын

@@JacoDeltaco before long its going to be "Do you guys not have money?"

“I’m creating an mmo without any gameplay” The Spiffing Brit creates the Metaverse.

@finnvost9349

Жыл бұрын

I'd argue he made Death Stranding except you can see people

@gideonhatch4582

Жыл бұрын

well actually he just made a normal mmo game all of them do this there is no progression and its really expensive

@RisingRevengeance

Жыл бұрын

This is still more gameplay than every blockchain game combined

@Wyzai

Жыл бұрын

Kind of yeah. No gameplay. You can look at stuff. You can enter stores to buy stuff for real money. Only difference is I think metaverse doesn't have any quests at all and therefore has less content

@SuperPope69

Жыл бұрын

​@@gideonhatch4582 the Destiny games are technically MMO and have great progression and story. Though definitely expensive 😂

I would love if there was a single level 2 character here, and it's a virtual Spiff using integer overflow or some other exploit that Spiff overlooked.

@electricspider2267

20 күн бұрын

A gamedev should definitely do this; have the game detect if it's being recorded therefore it must be a yt'er and mess with the player in subtle ways.

this dude is a genius at marketing. He manages to make a game seem even more attractive by using it in such unique ways that encourage other people to get the game and try it. He adds features by finding faults in how the game is balanced, while making the audience think it's bad, but it's all used by the devs to make the game seem more interesting.

@LutraLovegood

Жыл бұрын

Perfectly balanced marketing.

@TypicxlSortOfOdd

4 ай бұрын

bot lol

@Jakub2

4 ай бұрын

@@TypicxlSortOfOdd nope :)

I'm surprised Spiff hasn't actually started investing in developing a tea drinking simulator, where you brew and drink tea.

@ReiDaTecnologia

Жыл бұрын

Why play it when you can do it in real life for x69 more enjoyment :)

@YouTubecanfuckagoat

Жыл бұрын

Big Coffee would never allow it.

@soupwizard

Жыл бұрын

@@ReiDaTecnologia Not everyone has access to tea though

@indominusrex1652

Жыл бұрын

If spiff would announce a tea drinking simulator that is coming soon then Big Coffee would release a coffee drinking simulator and sue the tea leaves out of Big Tea for copying their idea

@MrSkysenGames

Жыл бұрын

There's a game like that called Ampu Tea, where you make tea with a robot arm. Then get frustrated and flip the table, because the robot arm keeps ruining the tea.

Funnily enough, as big of a "scam" as this game seems to be, this is actually a very niche MMORPG genre called Social mmo! One such mmo currently being developed is Palia, focusing on the social and non-combat elements of mmo's

@DTinkerer

Жыл бұрын

Cool

@kevinhunter7581

Жыл бұрын

I like how Spiff gets "best staff" as soon as he left. 🤣

@0potion

Жыл бұрын

Honestly sound boring, admittedly I find basically all in on those boring as Sin though. I don't like the way that all of these current-gen mmoser just farmfest World of Warcraft ruined it. I miss old school EverQuest and Dungeons and Dragons online

@enter_feeling6042

Жыл бұрын

@@0potion It´s basically like vrchat. People go and communicate with each other, if you don´t like it, fine. No reason to shit on it though.

@kalistothenes

Жыл бұрын

Disgusting boomer idea destined to fail

You basically made Second Life with modern MMO sensibilities. Well done.

@Bananahammock681

Жыл бұрын

Less sex dungeons though, sadly.

I'm so accustomed to seeing half hour exposé videos on MMORPG Kickstarter scams that I thought this was one of them lol.

Still more feature complete than any of the NFT game proposals i've seen.

Spiff literally just created VR chat

@deamonrodriguez7032

Жыл бұрын

Yeah pretty much

@AaronShenghao

Жыл бұрын

You mean Second Life?

@chadsnazzy2634

Жыл бұрын

VRChat is more of a social hangout type game, right?

@housewilma4904

Жыл бұрын

i mean even VR chat actually does have games robolox style recreations of prexisting ones but still.

I know Spiff is making this as a joke, but its sad to think if the video game industry could get away with it, this is *exactly* what they would do.

I can't imagine the amount of pride and accomplishment this will instill in its player base. Truly beautiful

1500£ and no gameplay? Is it The Sims 4 by any chance?

@MultiLoska

Жыл бұрын

And being Sim’s it’s an EA game! Taking ppls money over and over lol.

@Sumirevins

Жыл бұрын

Atleast it doesn't eat 55 GB on the hard drive like can someone tell what in the hell are these gbs doing because the storyline and gameplay is 50 mb max lol

@indominusrex1652

Жыл бұрын

​​@@Sumirevins well items in the game are entities that can be interacted with so that would tank your fps if you place many and rack up quite the space as far as i know

@heakhaek

Жыл бұрын

Has he tried DLCs yet?

@ledumpsterfire6474

Жыл бұрын

..Wouldn't that pretty much apply to all Sims games, aside from maybe the weird offshoots like Urbz?

This is the most increadible rpg I have ever played. Nonstop lore and endless wordbuilding. Ever since I grabbed Roxanne’s size 11 shoes I knew she was my npc waifu. Never had so many creative quests to complete each contributing to the lore on the smallest details. 10/10

Spiff never fails to entertain me. Watching with a nice cup of tea is just perfect.

It is actually staggering how cynical Spiff is about the gaming industry.

@Mini_Squatch

Жыл бұрын

He understands game design and the shortcuts developers take, as well as having a very good understanding of real-world economics, so its not surprising at all, really.

@warrenpeterson95

Жыл бұрын

He's a very cynical Brit

@theincrediblehibby8239

Жыл бұрын

'Tis the British way!

@ArcNine9Angel

Жыл бұрын

@@warrenpeterson95 I'd totally respect him taking on that mantle if he wanted to.

@AndrewMitchell123

Жыл бұрын

nah, hes just realist xD

I shudder at the exploits that would be found if Spiff and Josh from LetsGameitOut did a collab.

@lukejensen9933

Жыл бұрын

The universe would be doomed

@lukebrown2674

Жыл бұрын

Too bad Josh loves coffee and spiff loves tea. The 2 will never mix

@sebbes333

Жыл бұрын

@@lukebrown2674 WRONG! It just means more TEA to Spiff ;P :D

@KingofWolves3277

Жыл бұрын

@@lukebrown2674 can be a competition on who can break a game first ( and who can break it in the biggest way)

@ledumpsterfire6474

Жыл бұрын

@@KingofWolves3277 Josh is a brute force exploiter, Spiff is more about picking apart the mechanics and finding interactions the developer didn't expect. Josh's are always going to be bigger breaks (Coffee Stain literally uses his Satisfactory save as a benchmark for optimizing lmao), but Spiff's are often more impressive.

The way you described your quests it doesn’t surprise me they were award winning. Sounds exactly like wow, and that game did pretty well.

Love the work bud. Keep it up you absolute legend

Only Spiff would break a game by creating a broken game within a broken game He really is dastardly evil lol

"imagine spending $1000 buying a new game"..... Me; Looks at Sims 4 DLC 😅

@brolohalflemming7042

Жыл бұрын

Or any Paradox game. I stopped buying any of their stuff when Skylines brought out a day/night cycle as a DLC.

@Magosspud

Жыл бұрын

Yar

For the love of the gods. I have binge watched your videos for the last 4 days every chance I get!! I am addicted. I can't believe I just now found you,and your EXCELLENT!! I am beyond addicted I will never get tired of you. With love from your friend over the pond!!!

This game kinda reminds me of an existing game I have. I forgot the name, but basically you’re a painter and you board on an island and befriend the people and take painting commissions. All you do is explore the island which is pretty, interact with the NPC’s (if I’m not forgetting you can make a kid jump off a roof) and paint. 😂 Found the name: Eastshade Looks a bit like Skyrim.

Great to see one of the first players, Naxon, shift their life path to become an influencer just to promote the game.

You should have ended it by activating full PvP. Since it's the only other thing to do, and everyone is the same level, it would have turned into an immediate bloodbath.

this is why I love watching your videos. You just make my day with this

YES !! i love this game, i discovered it when you did your first video on it and since then i've been playing and making a lot of worlds ! i spent a lot of time on it and i really enjoy this game :D thanks for the awesome content and for making me discover this thing !!!

Why do I feel this will basically just be the metaverse

@EEEEEEEE

Жыл бұрын

E

@HCYoa

Жыл бұрын

still more to do tho

@pedrolmlkzk

Жыл бұрын

Metatarsal died

@alexrobertson557

Жыл бұрын

Metaverse isnt even close to this good

@jort93z

Жыл бұрын

or second life, which is much better and more popular.

This all vibes so frightfully well with the soullesness of both actual MMO's and the MMO tycoon games.

Love your vids I sleep to em every once in a while they make perfect content to dose off to

This dev should pay you for this advertisement of their game, you have genuinely sold this to me.

I love the names of the quests the Wizard has. "Bring me the king" "Find beer" Also, at least it's fetch quests and not escort quests

@insaincaldo

Жыл бұрын

What's the difference, in a world where all you have to do is walk and never be in any danger?

@doomyboi

Жыл бұрын

@@insaincaldo With fetch quests, you can run to the different points as fast as you like without interruption. With escort quests, the NPC walking with you is slower than a disabled snail and will stop following you if you walk too far away from him.

@insaincaldo

Жыл бұрын

@@doomyboi Do you seriously think running is even a feature, that would be convenient. On the other hand, there is no way any of the NPC's in this game got the privilege of any animations, or pathfinding.

@doomyboi

Жыл бұрын

@@insaincaldo Bro, he's clearly selling run cycle animations as part of the MTX scheme

@insaincaldo

Жыл бұрын

@@doomyboi To the NPC's? now you are losing the plot.

This is definitely how shareholders think how games work

Been watching your videos for years now, and I just finally got myself a box of Yorkshire gold. I immediately brewed myself up a cup, and I was not disappointed. Best tea I've ever had, and I have you to thank for introducing me to it spif.

Haha he couldn't resist mentioning Star Citizen 🤣 great video

I could actually see this working in real life. Honestly some people get tired of the constant conflict of lots of games. Maybe just hanging with your friends and everybody having their own unique style would be something they'd like.

@ianlilley2577

Жыл бұрын

So club penguin?

I'm glad to see a sequel. I remember wanting to see spif break this again. All hail gigga pengu

@epistimonkapetanios

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget the Swedish chef!

Lol, love the new channel rules Also it seems the Fallout 4 exp grinding made it into this game too

Hello there! This video was hilarious and I should be cautious not to fall for a scam game like this :o Btw i really liked ur videos about the cucumbers and the tea hats on the steam market and would suggest to create another video of that series but this time with items from unturned. I think they turned off the drops a while ago and now things like the national flags jerseys are in short supply Keep the good work up! ❤

Just wanted to say Thank you for the amazing content, Spiff! (Had my yearly cancer checkup yesterday, got some amazing news! 3 years in remission!!!)🎉

Spiff effectively made the real life as a MMO. I mean in real life you just run around, doing stuff und buying stuff you don´t need.

@epistimonkapetanios

Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately. Real life used to be so much more fun in the past.

@jeff9400

Жыл бұрын

​@@epistimonkapetanios remember when combat events occured everywhere and often? Life was so much fun back then. Too bad they almost removed combat system. You can't even PvP without being reported nowdays...

@epistimonkapetanios

Жыл бұрын

@@jeff9400 But there is ww3 happening right now, based around Russia and Ukraine.

@Lytr

Жыл бұрын

@@epistimonkapetanios limited event pvp arena 💀💀

@nigerianprinceajani

Жыл бұрын

@@epistimonkapetanios Didn't realize the world consisted of just 2 countries in eastern europe. I always thought it was just the southern part of the northern part of America 🤔

I've been waiting for more of thos game for so long.

God damn it spiff I got clickbaited by the thumbnail xD Also, the jokes about NFTs are funny as long as you’re only referring to them in regards to the game here lol Great video as always man.

Nothing like watch a Spiff video drinking a cup of coffee and visualize Spiff losing his british mind over the sheer heresy

@anakinskywalker1627

Жыл бұрын

How dare you do such a thing

@user-burner

Жыл бұрын

​@@anakinskywalker1627tea is just a tad too sweet for me. Granted I've never had caffinated tea, so it might be different I guess.

I'm always staying updated on this game, great to see you covering it again.

@05AT1

Жыл бұрын

I thought this seemed familiar.

@elijahwallace5300

Жыл бұрын

What updates are there to keep track of? The game has barely changed after 3 years in EA, lol.

@marsenpai9078

Жыл бұрын

@@elijahwallace5300 yeah am also worried. He (cuz he's developing alone) add only cosmetics. I'll buy it when dungeons will be out

@Langharig_Tuig

Жыл бұрын

@@elijahwallace5300 Mostly extra building props, it's not much. But we got a nice little communnity going on with some absolutely great creative people. That being said, the update that adds customizable dungeons should be coming this year and that'll be a pretty big one. It's not the most exciting game and it will never be, but it's a unique one and it's a very neat sandbox

Watching this in the morning while drinkin Coffee is excellent… ;)

Spiff doesn't realise he's just recreated Club Penguin. People are absolutely willing to play a game just to run around doing mundane things chatting with their friends

@greenerell484

6 ай бұрын

true

Spiff just made a perfect representation of the current MMORPG game industries in one video

I've been having a management game spree lately and Spiff has been an amazing source of knowing which game to play and exploit. Brilliant job my mustache twiddling friend.

I'm surprised you didn't abuse the pay to respawn option. Still a truly maliciously wonderful video as always "Good" sir. :)

Just found you out on KZread Mr Brit! And I bloody love your dastardly videos! I have had to binge watch most of them over the last few weeks and thought I should finally write you a small dandy msg! (While drinking tea of course... ;)) Please make more fantastic videos old chap! I especially have enjoyed your Skyrim ones even how dated they are! As I love you sticking it to Tod Howard! Take care Mr Brit! And stay sassie you devil!

Heck yeah, another great video from the Spiffing, and first thing I was yelling at my screen when you said you wanted to make a MMO without quests/content I was thinking EA!

Love the new count downs... Especially if they are for such a spiffing video

Hilarious! Love your vids! Have you done anything on the game Banished, or maybe Oxygen Not Included? Dungeons 3 looks to be a choice as well. =) Keep up the good work!

sounds like fantasy star citizen to me.good job!

I love how he pokes fun at other games as well.

SPIFF YOU SHOULD TRY AND BREAK THE AI CHATBOTS. THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS!!!!

@someprick7705

Жыл бұрын

Do you want skynet? This is how we get skynet.

@Mushroomkiller_

Жыл бұрын

Ahhaha yes plzzz

@RoughNek72

Жыл бұрын

@@someprick7705 at this point in time I welcome it.

@atakinpowa

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@leroyjenkinsreturns

Жыл бұрын

It really is to b Fair

Great looking cities, Spiff!

i have been waiting for over 9999+ years for another mmorpg tycoon 2 video 🦍

You didnt need to roast Star Citizen like that 💀

It is so weird that you picked this game two days after it crossed my mind for the first time since the last time you made a video on this game. Probably when you were recording this. I swear AI is already pulling our strings.

10:36 Everyone loves a good fetch guest. They're so thought out, full of lore and great adventures.

happy to see this game footage has not been edited to death

I would love to see Spiff perfectly balancing pong

@swenmcheath1798

Жыл бұрын

im sure he would be able to exploit the hell out of it

Legends speak of a player that managed to reach level 2

Instead of having several cities in the zone, you should have the entire zone be the city. Just keep expanding it and expanding it with an ever-increasing number of fetch quests. XD

Yooo someone is finally playing this amazing game

The game that was supposed to be a scam, in the end became a good game. That's ironic

Continue this. Add a region that grants like 1xp per quest. Charge real world money to take a boat to get to that area.

You just made Hero Wars. Brilliant!

Alright Spiff you finally won. I've been drinking tea in the morning for about 6 months now and finally decided to try Yorkshire Gold (was having Lipton). It is so much better. 10/10 would recommend

"It's worth it! The game is twice the SIZE!"

That star citizen dig!! 😂😂

Spiff!!! First comment, been watching your content for the last year! Love all of it, your Skyrim videos are some of my favorite. But I feel like you've really broken KZread with the way you upload. Keep it up!! BTW loose leaf tea will always be better then bagged tea, as an American.

Spiff is the best KZreadr out there-- may you always have a box of Yorkshire Tea Gold in your cupboard like I do. Cheers!

If I remember correctly, there was a game jam with the 0-player game theme. I know Sam Hogan made a game about it.

This is literally the first I've heard of this game ... and they've made a 2nd one. 👀 I was half-expecting another vapid "make a game" simulator, but this is actually kind of fascinating. I enjoy theme park games, and this is an interesting take on that formula. You know what, I spent all these years hoping Frontier would release a new and improved Planet Coaster ... but forget that for now, I want them to make a game like this instead! 🥺🙏

@IMakeYouSuperdepressed

2 ай бұрын

Pro tip if you. Want it you can buy it

Great, finally a game even a journalist can play ❤ good job mr tea drinker

Sham being one of the first players in... kinda fitting. The balance here is, dare I say it? Perfect.

I have a feeling Jagex is watching and thinking: "Hell, we've been doing this for 20 years and this isn't even my final form."

This feels like one of those another life type social games

Thanks for the free impressions Spiff... _sips coffee_

This reminds me of those hardcore roleplaying persistent world servers for good old Neverwinter Nights. No one could actually go out adventuring because starting gear had massive penalties, and for gear with no (or at least lower) penalties, you needed astronomical amounts of gold. So everything everyone did was just stay in the starting towns and spin tales about the grand feats of their ancestors. Because *THAT* is "true roleplaying", and not doing quests and exploring the world according to the people who ran these worlds.

I feel like this fun little exploit video has accidentally become a meta commentary on what games actually want irl 🤣 --> no game play, no pressure, only adventure --> no levels, everyone is equal, no anxiety from competition

Honestly I'd love to see you do Coffee Shop Tycoon, now that it's been released

im feeling like a majestic sausage today, I think i'll like the video

I like to think that spifftopia is in an alternate timeline where instead of early mmo's being battle grind focused games instead were super story focused like this for years and then a WOW style came in with grinding and people go bananas for it

This game was certainly one of the games of all time

"This is a game where you make a game inside of a game" - Gameception

I go out of my way to watch every video with a cup of coffee in hand

I would love to see you take a big unbalanced bite out of the game: Battle Brothers. It just reeks of Spiff-Chaos-possibilities… keep on the good scamming, love your videos!

His game is more complete than a lot of modern mmo’s

What a coincidence was just thinking about reinstalling this game!

Amazing! You just recreated Second Life.

Just before cyberpunk came out you were working on a homm 4 video. Would be nice to see that exploit.