Mil House: "I'm the smartest one! Everything's coming up Mil House!" Five Minutes Later: Mil House is murdered and decapitated.

@johnxina6327

3 жыл бұрын

Seems legit.

@danjor5749

3 жыл бұрын

It’s Lord of the Flies all over again.

@Fervick

3 жыл бұрын

And cooked

@julianfitter832

3 жыл бұрын

And cut into small pieces to be eaten by his friends.

@johnxina6327

3 жыл бұрын

@@julianfitter832 I got a friend in me!

the description of jim pickens being "a robust drama queen" is so true

@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461

3 жыл бұрын

He is a snack of a robust drama queen 😳

@hyphel1848

3 жыл бұрын

Nice pfp

Edwin picking up his unconscious friends to put them inside was literally the cutest thing I've seen in months.

Edwin was such an MVP, everyone else was unconscious from heatstroke and there he was, caring for them and working

@louiselincoln

3 жыл бұрын

What a hero.

This is the most compassionate incarnation of Jim that we’ve ever seen Edit: Nevermind. Rip Mil House

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

Congrats on the heart

@LynnAgain83

3 жыл бұрын

F in the chat for Mil house

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

@@LynnAgain83 F

@IHateYoutubeHandles79

3 жыл бұрын

He is still the most compassionate incarnation though.

@caoimhedoesstuff9293

3 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON thank you, it has given me enough serotonins to get me through the year

"Research is at 1 and he's still doing it" Of course Kevin... That's the highest priority

@xxMaro92xx

3 жыл бұрын

Finally, another Rimworld-player! xD

@MisterInSayne

3 жыл бұрын

I'm happy this comment was at the top for me, I was about to write the same

@SiniusAZM

3 жыл бұрын

@@xxMaro92xx Hello! :D

@xX4die4u4Xx

3 жыл бұрын

Rimworld ftw

@anon_234

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I get the impression Kevin has never played Rimworld. Think of the horrors Jim Pickens would inflict on a rimworld...

Plot Twist: This settlement would eventually grow to become the Kingdom of Fecktopia in The Sims Medieval, and Leader Jim Pickens is the ancestor to King Jim Picket I.

@Groggle7141

3 жыл бұрын

Also, play more of this game, it's amazing. And you add so much.

@gannielukks1811

3 жыл бұрын

The kingdom was built over the bones of thousands Milhouses.

@vanguardiris3232

Жыл бұрын

@@gannielukks1811 *Milhice

@idiotidiot5821

Ай бұрын

​@@vanguardiris3232nice

11:09 "Sometimes I feel like Im early access" - Kevin Damn, I felt that.

Kevin: specifically allows human meat on the campfire Settlers: cook Mil House Kevin: *surprised Pikachu face*

So do you think Kevin will eventually figure out that 1 is the highest priority for tasks and 5 the lowest?

@MidnightHowling

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think so.. Maybe with likes on your comment so he can see it will help x)

@pantsmage970

3 жыл бұрын

No

@louiselincoln

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't the answer 0? I'm sorry, I'm terrible at mathematics. Might need a calculator for that one.

@Mrhyimbob

3 жыл бұрын

lol lets hope so it was a lil difficult to watch

@PhoenixFires

3 жыл бұрын

He should understand that given he's played Rimworld which has the exact same system.

Game: Going Medieval KZread: No! This is RuneScape!

@batmanmun4590

3 жыл бұрын

i saw this so i went to the comments to make sure i wasn't being stupid

@BeatnikBun

3 жыл бұрын

No! This is founders Fortune! No! This is the google play store version of Rimworld!

@MadnessIncVP

5 ай бұрын

The algo’s built by folks who only speak foreign languages. Whaddaya expect?

Kevin: "What am I going to do with all these cabbages?!" My inner German: "Make sauerkraut and survive the winter!"

This is literally just rimworld with less robots Also Kevin seems to have a completely backwards understanding of the job priorities, 1 being greatest priority, 5 being lowest.

@gerbo8018

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing this looks like rimworld.

@dakotarogers1818

3 жыл бұрын

I've got a few hours into this game already it is exactly rimworld but no robots and 3D, from the looks of it they have plans for a bunch of neat stuff and I highly recommend the game, and yes Kevin is known to play games completely incorrectly for our amusement of watching things completely unfold and become chaotic and have him sit there asking "why?" 😂 its why I love his videos

@lukasbravansky2580

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly as rimworld- Maybe they coppied it

@the98themperoroftheholybri33

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah the numbers thing had me raging, i reckon Kevin was trolling us with that one

@xxXXRAPXXxx

3 жыл бұрын

Well i didn't see any organs being harvested nor did i see any human leather sofas so this game still has a long way to go.

I love how Kevin is actually a competent player in this game, like sure the food might rot and the priorities are wrong but still its much better than his rimworld playthrough

@bobthebox2993

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, he played rimworld? How did he mess up the priority system?

@Stonecargo21

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobthebox2993 he thought 5 is highest priority when it's 1 Yes he played rimworld and made a cult, but sadly stopped

@himducky

3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed this lmao.

@angusgambrell7757

2 жыл бұрын

I truly think that Kevin is a master gamer, he just enjoys being the lord of chaos to much to show it.

@MadnessIncVP

4 ай бұрын

Not like the dude needs to be competent, for you lot to sit through his 10 Ads per video...

How religion began : "Hey, I'm bored, want to worship something?"

@whyarepeareturns3739

3 жыл бұрын

We can make a religion out of this

@alinastanescu4430

3 жыл бұрын

@@whyarepeareturns3739 Yes, let's worship the dear leader Jim Pickens

"We haven't made up our minds on child labor" Is it good, or is it great?

@alinastanescu4430

3 жыл бұрын

Neither, child labor is fantastic

@MadnessIncVP

4 ай бұрын

Kevin: _”How many ads can I stick on each child labour video?”_

"I made a settlement for people whose only purose is to die" You don't even need a settlement for that, any NPC that comes across Kevin know that from that moment on their only purpose is to die

@spacesheep_

3 жыл бұрын

oh god you’re everywhere

@silverbengal1853

3 жыл бұрын

The real ogs remember when that was the title

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

Dang it, now my pun doesn't make sense.

@MaewCatt

3 жыл бұрын

I guess their “Destiny Istodie”

@CalifornianCuttlefish

3 жыл бұрын

yes

" harvest all of these and you can make your wine. " " then will you stop your w(h)ining ? " this is the content i subscribed for.

@APersonOnYouTubeX

3 жыл бұрын

@Winnie agreed, you got the *spirit*

@pedrolmlkzk

3 жыл бұрын

@Winnie that joke was on pint

@APersonOnYouTubeX

3 жыл бұрын

@Jim Pickens that joke has alrdy been made, now change it or I will make u whisky u were never born

I love how Edwin's status changes from annoyed to disillusioned right as Kevin mentions him being annoyed. Kevin has that effect on people I guess.

I love how whenever Kevin calls a character in any game "Jim" that character immediately starts acting like Jim.

Day 3 of thanking Kevin for playing Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue (and prepping a thank you for when he gets a PO Box)

@commonhousehuman

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@ChinstF

3 жыл бұрын

@@VocalicCrayfish day 1 of thanking you for thanking him for thanking Kevin

@martychisnall

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChinstF day 1 of thanking you for thanking him for thanking for thanking him for thanking Kevin.

@ruderman8939

3 жыл бұрын

@@martychisnall Day 2 of thanking you for thanking him for thanking him for thanking him for thanking him for thanking him

@KNOTTYBUDS

3 жыл бұрын

@@ruderman8939 Oh god. They're stuck in an endless loop.

I am not ashamed to say I laughed too hard at Kevin's rendition of "that's the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life..."

Okay, this game is super interesting. I'd like to see it revisited, actually.

Says “And then someone can research for the rest of their lives...” as if it’s a terrible punishment Me, looking at thesis ...I agree

@catpresident08

3 жыл бұрын

Ooh! What's your thesis about?

@SJ-yu5zk

3 жыл бұрын

@@catpresident08 I've done a study of the work practices of people who develop AI, and their moral beliefs, and motivations :) the research itself has been fascinating, but the writing up...oh boy, send thoughts and prayers

@catpresident08

3 жыл бұрын

@@SJ-yu5zk sounds really interesting! I hope I can read it someday. Oof! I just finished half-assing a 7000 word paper. I can't even begin to fathom writing a thesis. Sending you ALL the thoughts and prayers you need. ♥️

@SJ-yu5zk

3 жыл бұрын

Well done with getting the paper done! What was it about? Tbh I’ve been treating my thesis like a series Of 7000 word papers, otherwise I will spontaneously combust Thankyouuu 💜

@catpresident08

3 жыл бұрын

@@SJ-yu5zk it was about the difficulty of access to and insufficiency of the provincial human rights system with respect to international students, and the need for a bridge or a reform to remedy the issue. A series...of 7000.... I am in awe of you! Keep going! You got this!!!!!

I like to imagine that this Jim is one of modern Jim’s ancestors.

@MCproaedificater

3 жыл бұрын

one of his earlier incarnations^^

@JayTohab

3 жыл бұрын

Pre-Sims 3 Medieval era?

@yashuab.2979

3 жыл бұрын

No, Jim Pickens is just Jim Pickens. Didn’t you know he is immortal? That’s my he’s gone crazy

@pedrovallefin8406

2 жыл бұрын

@@yashuab.2979 I think hes constantly dying and coming back to live in one way or the other. Its just that every couple of lifetimes he forgets everything he lived though. He has a severe case of amnosia you see. Im afraid its incurable. It doesnt help matters that he always ends up killing the people around him so he theres no one to remind him of his legendary adventures. "They were all a bunch of Mil Houses" he would tell you (if he could even remenber them).

He gave the settlers beds? Jim Pickens is feeling generous today

Game: * everything's going pretty well * Kevin: Well, guess it's time for a sacrifice :D

"sometimes i feel like IM in early access" - callme, 6th in line to the throne of kevin

This looks like a 3d rimworld in a medieval setting

@ariejohnson1944

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@uvbe

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, this is a straight up copy of rimworld but in 3d lol

@buckleandthelads7806

3 жыл бұрын

Kevin do more Rimworld stuff!!

@ariejohnson1944

3 жыл бұрын

@@buckleandthelads7806 ikr his rimworld videos were too underrated

@Logan-fo2zv

3 жыл бұрын

did you notice the +4 for eating at a table?

Kevin is literally a one man monty python sketch lol

@pedrovallefin8406

2 жыл бұрын

There was canibalism in Monty Pythom? Huh, thats unexpected.

@rustyhowe3907

Жыл бұрын

@@pedrovallefin8406 "In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels...and there was much rejoicing". Yayyyyy.

It's beautiful, Kevin. Brings a tear to my eye. So beautiful.

"I am a good man." Kevin said while cooking human meat

Kevin: Starts a settlement The fan base: "I guess it's time to settle down then."

*"I made a settlement for people whose only purpose is to die" so in other words you made the medievial version of the sims?*

@KorilD

3 жыл бұрын

No no, Sims Medieval was a garbage game. This one actually looks *fun.*

@CalifornianCuttlefish

3 жыл бұрын

@@KorilD oh

Whenever kevin said “Edwin”, I just imagined he was speaking to me😂

@gdgh4325

3 жыл бұрын

Eat Mill House now

@thisisntyoutube

3 жыл бұрын

How does it feel to know jim

“Aw man, I’m a good person.” Aw yes the thing every good person says.

Making a settlement only for the soul purpose of them dying isn’t the first time that’s been introduced

@rayansayeh9605

3 жыл бұрын

Any game :we have nothing to fear he will make a peaceful village kevin: no must kil everything must glitch game game Dev watches video game Dev ahh God wtf

@finnakkai7814

3 жыл бұрын

Oh-

@janpavel1441

3 жыл бұрын

sole*

Kevin: All our food is rotting Me: Put your food underground Kevin it’s cold underground Kevin

@xariotatriox6284

3 жыл бұрын

Yes Kevin. Listen to this person Kevin!

This is beautiful Kevin, KEEP PLAYING THIS GAME!!!

You'll probably never see this, which is understandable. But your content quite literally saved my life in the last year. I cannot say thank you enough, Kevin.

@Just_Another_Gravemind

3 жыл бұрын

@wrvolkmann I have to agree with you. It's honestly done the same for me. (Ps if you need someone to talk to feel free to ask me)

@BriarPatchNyra

3 жыл бұрын

I hope you’re both doing okay ❤️

@coolgurl2033

3 жыл бұрын

hey, i hope youre doing ok :)

Jesus was a carpenter. Jim is a carpenter. *I'm beginning to see a pattern I don't like here.*

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

What's next, KEVIN being a carpenter?

@nickmoney

3 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON No. Kevin is just god

@fleamcflea8689

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickmoney Kevin is god ,,, Jim is Kevin's creation,,,, guys I think we're connecting some dots we weren't supposed to find

@RiderLeangle2

3 жыл бұрын

On one hand you're implying Jim is divine and Kevin is literal god, but this pattern can also mean there's some freaky shit going on in whatever basement Jesus has...

@0x0ism

3 жыл бұрын

Accepted, this is canon now.

Day 84 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine/everyday life

@hannah27117

3 жыл бұрын

Hi Turg

@zeventine

3 жыл бұрын

Tuuuuurg

@oamioxmocliox8082

3 жыл бұрын

;)

@callmeturg

3 жыл бұрын

@@hannah27117 hi!!

@callmeturg

3 жыл бұрын

@@zeventine hi

Ugh, if Kevin had built some of my kind (providing us with some tea of course) then his fort would have no problems,

Damn this is basically Jim’s shining character moment

Oh no!! Kevin is back with his shenanigans. Welp RIP poor NPC's.

What percentage of Kevin's titles have the words "die," "death," or "kill" in them?

@kevinvanbeek9848

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@matthewtalbot-paine7977

3 жыл бұрын

Well I had to go back 1 month to find 1 and it was "speed running KILLing my entire neighborhood in Sims 4" so I guess not that many. How many of his videos contain death is a much more common thing.

@calebricks4890

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthewtalbot-paine7977Huh. That's surprising. Thanks for looking!

@matthewtalbot-paine7977

3 жыл бұрын

@@calebricks4890 Yeah the content definitely has a lot of death but probably not going to get as many youtube recommendations if all your titles are murdery as they probably don't like that.

Id love to see more of this game, fits perfectly with your personality XD

just a little tip: when you manually assign them the jobs 1 has the highest priority and 5 the lowest. So if you put it on 1 they do it whenever possible

"Wait...its all cabbage?"- Kevin "Always has been"- also Kevin

Milhouse before Godstan- plants all the crops Does all the research Sleeps on the floor so Jim can have his bed Godstan comes along Kevin - "Ew Milhouse is useless now!"

Kevin is the only creator on KZread that I go back over the old videos and rewatch. Man's a legend.

Lmao this is hilarious we need a full series of this

Ahhh Yesss This new 2001 Runescape update looks awesome

*"I somehow made the dark ages even darker" somehow, that isn't the worst thing you've done*

Please Kevin, bless us with more, even a different settlement if you wish

Kevin fits this time period perfectly.

Thought you'd make another cult kevin, come on you need power and numbers.

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

Hey beeg Yoshi, how are you?

Kevin, I’ve been watching you for years but have never commented or anything as I just don’t do that online. You’re hilarious and all of your videos are great. Keep it up man!

This is such a good game, I'd love more episodes

@tysidick8559

3 жыл бұрын

whats it called?

"Jim..! I have to tell you. I dislocated my shoulder trying to lock the door" "I'm surrounded by idiots"

I made a settlement of people whose sole purpose was to die Lord of the flies: am I a joke to you kevin

"I made a settlement for people whose only purose is to die" ...Soo basically any settlement build by kevin.

@Mr-Money01

3 жыл бұрын

That is the original title. Don't know why he changed it.

It's beautiful! Can we get more? This game seems fun, I wanna see you break it. And if there's a multiplayer version, invite the Irish Lads

"Mom can we get RimWorld" "We have RimWorld at home" RimWorld at home:

@dakotah2468

3 жыл бұрын

I was just wondering if anyone else noticed how it is a very blantant rimworld reskin. Like the menus and major mechanics are all the same / similar

@lul4098

3 жыл бұрын

I prefer this to RimWorld.

*9:44** the most stereotypical thing Kevin has done, also my dads family used to own barley fields*

"Hey there friends hows it going my name is Kevin" absolutely makes my day, thank you Kevin for getting me through quarantine

@technician0096

3 жыл бұрын

I realized yesterday I started watching Kevin like 4 years ago now before I even bothered to make a KZread account. Honestly loved every video, just always brightens my day. I still kinda miss the little “Kevo” that was in the corner of the older videos hahaha

@chrisi7127

3 жыл бұрын

@@technician0096 True true

@bbket9618

3 жыл бұрын

@@technician0096 same man same

@janpavel1441

3 жыл бұрын

how the hell did you mess up 'there'?

@thatguy4305

3 жыл бұрын

@@janpavel1441 dude, all you do is correct people's spelling mistakes. You must have a really interesting life my dude.

"I just don't want my people to die!" Words Kevin has never ever said before in his life

Would love Kevin to revisit this game sometime soon, I really enjoyed his playthrough and I believe there's been updates.

This is giving me Stonehearth vibes. Hopefully the devs don't spend years making the game's framework, then decide it's good enough and declare it finished.

Kevin ruining everyone's comments and puns by changing the title is a true (evil) power move.

Kevin: "They're trying to run! No, I am gonna eat you!" 😂

I hope you play more of this! Great video as always Kevin!

Bore Ragnarok, how I've missed you.

Jim. Master of all ages. Ruler and destroyer if his own civilizations

14:07 "Godstan is using the great table! His intellectual is 25!" It looks like all that God stanning made him wise 📚 🪱

The references in this are gold! Love it!

Day 5 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey for the Wii

@Psychedelic-giraffe

3 жыл бұрын

No, nope not going through months of this again

@YourDad-dh6fj

3 жыл бұрын

Jim is already a Disney Princess

@horsegirl5952

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god I used to play that...

I wonder if Socky the puppet will be the new Villan on the CallMeKevin channel the community would love it

More of this game please Kevin, I need to see you capturing someone and using surgery to take their organs for your pawns.

Bro idk how I've been watching your videos for like 10 years and you still crack me up.

thank you this made my depressing day better

Nobody calling Kevin a military genious for his sticktrap placement?

I genuinely hope he plays more of this, I was crying laughing at parts, particularly when Mil House prayed for Godstans death 😂

I'm pretty sure the colonists butchered Mil House before Kevin realized it was happening. And it was hilarious that he kept telling his colonists to prioritize exactly the opposite of what he wanted them to do.

Game: "Going Medieval" KZread: "Ah Yes...RuneScape."

@RenekrioZero

3 жыл бұрын

Did you just cop @Taurus The Crazy Bull's comment?

@snifferrr

3 жыл бұрын

@@RenekrioZero pretty sure. it was the one below and that was my first thought

*"first Jim you need to be armed and dangerous" just like in real life*

Brilliant ...I loved the moment of realisation...”Oh wait, I know what happened to the body...”

Loved the video. Going medieval is going places.... lol

rip the old name of "i made a settlement whose only purpose is to die."

kevin not understanding what the numbers in the priority settings mean hurt me physically edit: if you dont get it, the _lower_ the number, the higher the priority. That's why the guy cooked instead of researching

Kevin has just given me the perfect quote for my end of school year book, "sometimes I feel like I'm early access" 😂

I'd LOVE to see more of this !!

“I made a settlement of people who’s only purpose is to die” Ah, the Jim Pickens treatment? >names character Jim Pickens Oh, oh dear, oh no...

@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461

3 жыл бұрын

We all saw it commin

@ZombieSazza

3 жыл бұрын

@@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 Jim Pickens is inevitable

I'm glad he could Settle down!

@hannah27117

3 жыл бұрын

*ba dum tssh*

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

@@hannah27117 lol. How are you?

@hannah27117

3 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON I’m good thank you (and early for once). How are you?

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

@@hannah27117 kinda good

@hannah27117

3 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON Kinda? What’s going on?

Love the vids kev!😄

For some reason I stopped watching your amazing videos. I've been waiting for this to come out and I'm so happy it did. And now I also get to see your videos again. Got me back into them. Thank you for your great content. Took it for granted. Now I have 4 months of videos to catch up on lol.

Day 720 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000

The tittle reminds me of my dad’s house. Good memories

That's got to be one of the funniest videos I've seen in a while

I'd absolutely love to see more of this