The real question here is: Can medieval times survive Kevin?

@homie559

3 жыл бұрын

Congrats on the heart. Make sure to report people that have links

@biegehail997

3 жыл бұрын

It can not

@LynnAgain83

3 жыл бұрын

NO

@wirtz7223

3 жыл бұрын

Well if he can make them desperately summon the devil then obviously it can’t, and it looks like he just did.

@TheCommanderTaco

3 жыл бұрын

I think Kevin is still trying to impress AppNana.

Weird, I didn't learn about this in history class

@coolbeans6312

3 жыл бұрын

The education system has really failed us

@Literallygod6969

3 жыл бұрын

This is the part they dont teach you

@ryshow9118

3 жыл бұрын

Proof of the deep state 😂

@czpiaor

3 жыл бұрын

Weird, i don't think I learned anything in history class

@ek7713

3 жыл бұрын

Kevin IS the history class.

Kevin: "This is a nice game!" Also Kevin: *Proceeds to not play it ever again*

@upbeat3535

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh this has been out 3 hours

@fbiagent5616

3 жыл бұрын

Owen Bault nah they just predicting the future bro

@turftesslan710

3 жыл бұрын

Pan de Melocotón it’s been out for 4 hours lol

@simonschnedl

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, there is a shit ton of games to play

@pandemelocoton9685

3 жыл бұрын

Y'all really shouldn't take me that seriously, i'm just salty because Kevin never continued the Minecraft Harry Potter RPG series 😂😂😂

Game: takes place in medival Poland Kevin: speaks like a soviet with russian accent You are precious

@apratimtewari4288

3 жыл бұрын

Yes he is.

@michac.8283

3 жыл бұрын

Tbh his attempt at American English in the 2020 election video also sounded like extreme Russian accent.

@ges4934

3 жыл бұрын

Omg I just got to that part of the video 🤣 I love him

@Rydemen

3 жыл бұрын

O kurde, nie spodziewałem się skrybawkowicza pod filmem Kevina

@platinumheart2505

3 жыл бұрын

Wait. Didn't Russia control Poland back then? Or was that a little later?

“I like how it just gets colored red as you attack it” - that’s called blood, Kevin

@epn143

3 жыл бұрын

you'd think he'd be familiar with both the concepts of blood and killing-

@ppoiuu6015

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/mKqCuMFrdJSnqpc.html don't click on the blue letters

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

@@ppoiuu6015 don't self promote then, dip stick

@macaroon_nuggets8008

3 жыл бұрын

@@ppoiuu6015 ok

@collinkelley9906

3 жыл бұрын

@@ppoiuu6015 no one was going to don't worry

Kevin: "If only he knew what the Germans were capable of..." me: *sweats nervously in Polish*

@Jason-kk9ll

3 жыл бұрын

@@Riftrender dislike this: kzread.info/dash/bejne/eamDvLmamKiYgso.html

@wiktorszymczak4760

3 жыл бұрын

Polish game. Polish comments.

@sophiie1910

3 жыл бұрын

Mag Bar me: sweats nervously in half German and half polish

@Jenny-dt6hp

3 жыл бұрын

*sweats nervously in german*

@EannaWithAFada

3 жыл бұрын

@@sophiie1910 [insert I'm only half insane meme]

*"Survive for a season."* The game grades you on the previous missions, and that next one is tailored to your performance. Some people get "found a village", others get "get married", and Kevin gets "survive for a season". /s

@CallMeKevan

3 жыл бұрын

Why would Kevin get the "found a village" quest? He found a village in about a minute.

Medieval Kevin: * gets run over by a horse carriage*

@theflickchick9850

3 жыл бұрын

Nooooooo 😂😭

@ByakkoYTGamingChannel

3 жыл бұрын

Now that's an underrated comment

Kingdom Come Deliverance: *Kevin immediatly goes to murder farm animals* Medieval Dynasty: *Kevin immediatly goes to murder farm animals* I am sensing a pattern here...

@TheCorrodedMan

3 жыл бұрын

Good god don’t give him Skyrim

@eazy8579

3 жыл бұрын

Medieval Kevin hates farm animals

@RU--AL

3 жыл бұрын

History repeats itself

@TheCommanderTaco

3 жыл бұрын

@@eazy8579 well I mean can you blame him with how they were taunting him. Especially that Medival miltank.

@undeadinside3571

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheCorrodedMan he already has skyrim videos

"Oh another thing to kill, hey little child" Kevin is smart. He goes for the ones who can't fight back.

@erolsuhonjic7640

3 жыл бұрын

Dude I see you everywhere

@ppoiuu6015

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/mKqCuMFrdJSnqpc.html don't click on the blue letters

@manakmishra

3 жыл бұрын

@@ppoiuu6015 I won

@renameagain5808

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, now we have the magic three. Justin Y. JSGwaM LittleKingRyan

@renameagain5808

3 жыл бұрын

@@ppoiuu6015 ok I won't!

Kevin: Kills people’s livelihoods. Also Kevin: _”No-one’ll talk to me!”_

‘I chose CallMeKevin as my KZread name, so-“ xZNoRegretzZx: am I a joke to you

@DeathnoteBB

3 жыл бұрын

That’s his gamer tag

@IndigoGollum

3 жыл бұрын

It's actually xZNoRegretzZx

@DoughnuttySprinkelz

3 жыл бұрын

@@IndigoGollum thank you!! I couldn’t be bothered to find the video where it’s written for a joke lol, but I appreciate the correction :)

Kevin is such a war criminal that he commits war crimes in both the past and the present at the same time.

@epn143

3 жыл бұрын

Upgrades people, upgrades

@coolbeans6312

3 жыл бұрын

Why do you think he has never been caught?

@bucinator9879

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, a Justin Y comment with only 16 likes.

Oh damn I just realised you would have to actually talk with people in the middle ages, I wouldn't survive a second as I am afraid of social interaction

@elilamb02

3 жыл бұрын

And even if you talk to them, they definitely wouldn’t understand your version of English and might cough on you, and then good luck with that

@TheFlexorcist

3 жыл бұрын

goodluck speaking olde english you poser ahahaha

@LynnAgain83

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@loadingmikke7451

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, timetraveling more than 100 years back and forth is such a hassle.

@CeramicQuill

3 жыл бұрын

You could always pretend you are deaf, and boom no forced social interaction

“If you’re trying to summon the devil- well, you got me.” _wheeze_

@schoo9256

3 жыл бұрын

But he wasn't playing a card game and he didn't leave through the roof...

@DeathnoteBB

3 жыл бұрын

Schoobydoo Why did I think this was a Buzzfeed Unsolved reference for a second?! XD

@jade_blax

3 жыл бұрын

@@DeathnoteBB wheeze

Me, called Edita, a Czech version of Edith: "Wtf Edyta is a weird name.... wait." Kevin: "I have a feeling she was a bit of a idiota." Me: "I was, I was."

Kevin just managed to ruin an already terrible time

@shaanp9796

3 жыл бұрын

Game, right?

@brkh96

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, Kevin ruined all of time

@jimpickens4

3 жыл бұрын

In fact, Kevin was the only single bandit in the entire game.

Nice to see Kevin getting outside and making his own house. Nowadays all other Kevins just play internet, eat hot chip and lie

@maxwu9954

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/mKqCuMFrdJSnqpc.html don't click on the blue letters

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

@@maxwu9954 don't self promote

@krishnagirap4847

3 жыл бұрын

r/chargetheyphone

@mikeswag5872

3 жыл бұрын

What is a hot chip?

@tashkent561

2 жыл бұрын

I read "eat hot chip and die"

This looks like they just ripped all the assets from Kingdom Come: Deliverance.

@noakindstedt6663

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah looks almost like a direct copy even the hud and inventory screens

@seantracy8259

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly the graphics are way better. Deliverance looks like shit.

@ladyinwight

3 жыл бұрын

@@seantracy8259 are you crazy? while deliverance doesn't have the best art style, graphically it's extremely impressive especially considering it's size and budget

@iwong3357

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking that the wheel menus looked ripped from Rust.

@elsasslotharingen7507

3 жыл бұрын

@@seantracy8259 Ok Zoomer

I’m polish And I can’t stop laughing at Kevin’s pronounciation of the name ‚Edyta’ 😂 u r the best

@DeeFightingDreamer

3 жыл бұрын

I'm Czech named Edita, I feel your pain

@atakpadaczki2814

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@inactivenightmare4156

3 жыл бұрын

Question how do you pronounce that I'm normally good at it but I don't know anything about the polish language

@lif3lessb0i47

3 жыл бұрын

@@inactivenightmare4156 you're going to have to look that up yourself bud, we can't send any voice recordings here on KZread

@binx2942

3 жыл бұрын

@@inactivenightmare4156 Eh-deh-tah or eh-dEe-tah depending on regional pronunciation. Best part about non-English languages is that pretty much everything is phonetically spelt.

‘Oh another thing to kill, a little child’ Anakin liked that - he killed the younglings

@lmao3911

3 жыл бұрын

Hannah Doyle no shit anakin killed them.

@robonator2945

Жыл бұрын

unfortunately, he left a survivor, and now we have Kenobi.

"can I punch this goose?" two bloody goose carcasses later

kevin: murders entire livestock of village also kevin: no one likes me :(

Kevin: Her name is EeeDYTA! Me: laughs in Polish

@wanessasss2419

3 жыл бұрын

He said Edyjeta

I actually think Kev would be fine in Medieval times because hes so good at cults

@coolbeans6312

3 жыл бұрын

You already know it would be one of the biggest religions today

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

@@coolbeans6312 Implying we're not already there?

Finally! The story of Jim Pickens’ great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather!

@justacookie3372

3 жыл бұрын

Didn’t that already happen when he played sims medieval?

I love when Kevin says his name at the intro, and zooms into some random object, it always cracks me up.

“ how am I meant to know what to do with my life if google doesn’t tell me” I’ve never related to a call me Kevin reference more 😂

Other youtubers: struggle with content to not get demonetized Kevin: get ads for a video with killing animals and punching random kids That's a power of the Great Lider

@masquinongy4652

3 жыл бұрын

Or a Great Ladle

@Jets_Archive

3 жыл бұрын

Or a Great Ladder

@yuki97kira

3 жыл бұрын

Thats just all of his vids..youtube just gave up reviewing

@IndigoGollum

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jets_Archive No, that's jse

Dad joke of the day.... When the wife finds out I have replaced our bed with a trampoline... she's going to hit the roof.

@SirDankleberry

3 жыл бұрын

Take this like as I send you to the shadow realm.

@schoo9256

3 жыл бұрын

You are a treasure.

Ye olde news “ Naked madman punches cows and steals carrots! More on this story at 6”

*kills all the animals* "why does noone like me?"

As a German, I can confirm that you should not trust us.

@mephistovonfaust

3 жыл бұрын

Traitor!

@rofl7448

3 жыл бұрын

😉

@maxwu9954

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/mKqCuMFrdJSnqpc.html don't click on the blue letters

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

@@maxwu9954 can I report you instead? Keep your comment up if yes

@user-dq6hs4ry6z

3 жыл бұрын

I don't trust you therefore I do trust you.... wait what?

Kevin is the kind of KZreadr I can just listen to like a podcast lol.

@rqmennn

3 жыл бұрын

True. Especially since he has a habit of saying everything he does out loud

@Alexandra31T

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was just doing random stuff but "can I punch this goose?" Took me right back in

@3p248

3 жыл бұрын

Me to

@jadedesigns6171

3 жыл бұрын

*me who just listened to three of his videos like podcasts*

Kevin is just so loveable when he terrorize innocent peasants 🖤

4:03 brings back memories man LOL

there's so many polish names, i finally feel included :3

Kevin loses Irish points for not knowing what a cudgel is.

Thank you for existing. Home life is really hard right now and this made me feel a lot better so thank you.

Kevin: people are saying that I wouldn't survive medieval times Also Kevin: has a video literally titled Mordhau but I wouldn't survive in medieval times

Kevin you have to be more careful if you don't want the villagers to realize that you're the imposter

*I like how the thumbnail is Kevin punching a child*

me, sweating in polish while watching kevin trying to pronounce ‘edyta’: 👁👄👁💧

I'd love to see more of Kevin playing this and causing general chaos to the npcs

Closest were ever going to get to him finishing Kingdom Come

THE CURSE IS BROKEN THE FORMAT IS BACK LIKE THE PROPHECY FORETOLD Édit: Kevin’s format for titles used to be « name of game » but « wacky stuff »

@susannah_hb4388

3 жыл бұрын

I’m confused

@lollatirapelli9965

3 жыл бұрын

OMG you are right the format is indeed back. Praise be Pickens🙏🏼

@micahhradil2551

3 жыл бұрын

what does that mean

@lollatirapelli9965

3 жыл бұрын

Mercedes Benz F 015 Luxury they mean that he put “but” in the title. Kev rarely does that anymore.

@micahhradil2551

3 жыл бұрын

Lolla Tirapelli what? he never stopped doing that

I think your videos are fun, they help me decompress after work and I use your streams and rtgames as background noise so I don’t get lonely sometimes. My cats like your voice too, they chill with me and listen. My kitten tries to tap your face when I watch on my phone 😅

Hi kevin, just wanted to let you know that you're amazing and you've helped me through alot with all the laughs you give me, keep up the great work!! :)

@literallymemoviesenjoyer

3 жыл бұрын

Washing machine

@dolfyhilter577

3 жыл бұрын

didn't you already said that in another vid?

@ppoiuu6015

3 жыл бұрын

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@anniedangerface

3 жыл бұрын

helloooo

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

@@ppoiuu6015 ok, i'll flag you instead

another century ruined, another day for jim

“Can I save before I hit the child” Kevin 2020

Just found Kevins channel again! I havent watched his videos since he used to play San Andreas with Mel and Crowley ❤️❤️ im addicted to his vids now 🥰

I love how Kevin found 2 full grown cows then decided to kill the baby.

I saw a guy that looked exactly like jim pickens and we made eye contact i hope i dont die

@zxshadowxz

3 жыл бұрын

soon that body will die, and the one we know as Pickens will claim you as their new vessel

@rafaelalodio5116

3 жыл бұрын

You won't die, you will just wish you did.

@still_your_zelda

3 жыл бұрын

F

This was so much fun xD and the little house you made at the river looked even really cute 😂

That nostalgia from Kevin back in MW2 and Black Ops. The ol' trap em in the corner gag was my favourite haha

Day 116 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game

He’s still resentful of the goose from Untitled Goose Game, that’s why he targeted those innocent geese.

@ppoiuu6015

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/mKqCuMFrdJSnqpc.html so underrated

4:40 Alternative title: Medieval Dynasty but I'm a West of Loathing Cow Puncher

Ah, what every medieval villager wants out of life -- a small hut, a cooking fire, and a bunch of meat stolen by punching their neighbors' goose and cows. XD Seriously, this was fun to watch, and I enjoyed it quite a bit. You're more than welcome to play more of it on the channel!

Why does this look so much like Kingdom Come: Deliverance?

@Lemino101

3 жыл бұрын

True, idk tho

@TheJonatom

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it looked a lot skyrim

@lukebrown8239

3 жыл бұрын

It probably took a lot of inspiration from Kingdom Come: Deliverance

@lukebrown8239

3 жыл бұрын

@@hevianoidiota that's what I was thinking I'm gonna check Just checked they are not the same devs

@swordseye2

3 жыл бұрын

I know it's like they completely ripped it off to try make money or something

I actually laughed aloud to Kevin's hoe joke

Kevin is the reason I started making videos. This man’s rightful king of Ireland 🥔🥔

That "oof" after wearing the headphone is just so fun.

Day 2 of saying:”Hey there friend, your name is Kevin.”

@DanteInACowboyHat

3 жыл бұрын

Now it's day one of me saying that

@Souljaminaj

3 жыл бұрын

Your Parents Don't Name You, Jim Pickens Does

@jebusrice1340

3 жыл бұрын

Keep it up, u madlad, keep it up

@ppoiuu6015

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/mKqCuMFrdJSnqpc.html don't click on the blue letters

@renameagain5808

3 жыл бұрын

@@ppoiuu6015 ok I won't :)

Day 41 of thanking Kevin's fanbase for not being toxic.

@mango4554

3 жыл бұрын

I am toxic. I will prove it by saying something terrible. Bore Ragnarok

@martingrey2004

3 жыл бұрын

@@mango4554 you monster!

@SirDankleberry

3 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna say the n word.

@channelname1019

3 жыл бұрын

It's actually pretty amazing.

I love how Kevin casually started to use this cheap russian accent for literally no reason

2:00 little does he know this is why i watch him😈

Kevin: "I'll be fine in the middle Ages. " Also Kevin: "Where's the Wi-Fi? " 😂😂😂 he is a gift

@spacebeweird4820

3 жыл бұрын

Looks like u found: the joke

PETA watching this: 👁👄👁

It’s 32°C where I am right now and there is no better way to spend it then in my room with the fan on watching Kevin remake medieval history while eating mars pods xd

15:47 Kevin with his Amung Us addiction haven’t been filled for the day.

My favorite kevin bit is the random zooms when he say his intro

Ah yes! Kevin makes a game more epic than it is without Kevin!

"So I know my dynasty is just filled with incest" is one of my favorite lines of Kevin

There were several life lessons my geology professor gave us. 1. Don't camp in the wash. (A wash is a supposedly dry riverbed in the desert. Just type "desert wash" into the KZread search bar.) 2. Don't build your house near the edge of a cliff. Especially not near the ocean. 3. Don't build your house at the bottom of a cliff. When, not if, there is a landslide, you WILL die. 4. Never, ever build your house on the floodplain. Thanks for bringing me back to the good times, Kevin.

Please do more covers like Hurt or Just Can't Help It. It's so incredible! So are the performances with TwitchSings!😁

@literallymemoviesenjoyer

3 жыл бұрын

Camera

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

@@literallymemoviesenjoyer lights

Hey there Kevin, my name is “Friends”! 😁

@epn143

3 жыл бұрын

Hi friends I'm dad

@voxvolhynia5400

3 жыл бұрын

I'll be there for youuuuu

@edwardmcintosh7952

3 жыл бұрын

For whatever reason, this made me imagine a Telltale "Friends" Game

Kevin: I can't catch them! Also Kevin: *is holding a throwing weapon*

The Minecraft music in the background when he's cutting down trees 😂 Half his jokes are so subtle and so damn good.

Kevin's DNA 100% Irish 100% Irish beer blood 1000% evil villain

@vittxrio5198

3 жыл бұрын

Perhaps Kevin is a Fomorian

I hope Kevin will play Beverly Hills Cop, Second Sight, and Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy that I sent in last year sometime!

@ppoiuu6015

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/mKqCuMFrdJSnqpc.html so underrated

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

@@ppoiuu6015 hey, maniac memes, YOU STOLE THAT

@ppoiuu6015

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/mKqCuMFrdJSnqpc.html don't click on the blue letters

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

@@ppoiuu6015 hey, i'll report ok

@homie559

3 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON me too

Please, PLEASE do more of this :D I cannot wait to see how this story unfolds ^^

Oh how that Cod clip reminded me of watching you channel those years back! Such great memories!!

Mom can we have Kingdom Come Deliverance? Mom: We have Kindgom Come Deliverance at home. Kingdom Come Delivarance at home:

Kevin proving, yet again, that crime pays in any reality

I'd love to see more of this. Very enjoyable, thanks Kevin!

I have just gotten into this game, and I'm so glad I found a video of you playing it. More is needed as this is a tough game just to survive and your shenanigans would make it amazing

Jim is way better and I’m definitely not with people knitting in a basement

@ppoiuu6015

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/mKqCuMFrdJSnqpc.html so underrated

@homie559

3 жыл бұрын

@@ppoiuu6015 nope

Love your content Kevin. Could we get a work out video?

10/10! While visiting, there was a naked man running around wielding a spear. It was truly a beautiful experience. Definitely recommending this village to a friend!

Yassss, more of it would be amazing!!

This is essentially Kingdom Come Deliverance. Even the iventory looks the same

This looks reeeealy similar to Kingdom Come: Deliverence. Like so similar it looks like they're using the exact same assets lol

"Look at all those chicken" is in my top 10 vines of all time, thanks for referencing it

Kevin has proven he could survive in the medieval period as a goose puncher... and his sheer joy in carrying out the task would still lead to 2.5 million followers. And they wouldn’t all be Edyatas, either.

This looks like a lightweight Kingdom Come: Deliverance lmao

Huh, just happened to refresh at 30 seconds after upload.

You are the best Kevin: talented + persevere + funny. And the most important ingredient: Irish : D Luv the gaels and their accent < 3

This was fun, I love when Kevin plays survival games

Kevin is a good Boi

@Miirzzz.69

3 жыл бұрын

Very true

@fishingfan8357

3 жыл бұрын

A very good boah