“I’ve cheated in thirty games. Twenty-one of them were developed by other users, and the other two were made by me.” It’s true guys, the math adds up.

@iiiivvvv9986

2 жыл бұрын

6 of them just spontaneously appeared in the fabric of the universe

@Cheerwine091

2 жыл бұрын

He’s not going to lie to you.

@skprog

2 жыл бұрын

Those last 6 where sacrificed to Diablo to feed the necromancer

@frostbyte5619

2 жыл бұрын

True

@skuggeli

2 жыл бұрын

"In only 20 months, the money flowing into the company increased fivefold, from 3.4 billion to 11 billion" Yup, that checks out as well.

“It’s very difficult to say something intelligent when your body is full of Strawberries” -Sun Tzu, _The Art of War_

@bettyunicorn6132

2 жыл бұрын

Amazing

@skprog

2 жыл бұрын

True

@jlerm0

2 жыл бұрын

Relatable

@Loderyod

2 жыл бұрын

@Sweet “What in the Goddamn?” Tea but Holy Cannoli! Sun Tzu never said that!!

@ylnysanchez3859

2 жыл бұрын

This one was so fucking good, it contextualizes the entire profile. But Diablo the Cheater...

Diablo the Cheater is pretty good, but my favorite was "It's kind of hard to have time to write when you have two little kids and a husband. That's why I have a boyfriend. I started a relationship with Nick Cage."

@rogue_2k374

Жыл бұрын

The music during that but was beautiful. Same with Diablo the Cheater.

@Aquilenne

Жыл бұрын

It was kind of too soon to win. If there's one thing I've learned, it's that Doug's Twitch chat is comprised of recent divorcees whose wives left them with two kids to start relationships with Nick Cage7.

@cursed_png6514

Жыл бұрын

my favourite is 100% "MY MOD TURNED THE GAME INTO A INTERDIMENSIONAL SEX SIMULATOR POWERED BY A FUCKING NECROMANCER!"

@faultyvideos2215

Жыл бұрын

Also "I was a nymphomaniac, all through college." Also, it wasn't included in this video, but the stream also gave us "star wars on the bayou."

@mrb7261

Жыл бұрын

The best part is that he was completely straight faced reading it Yet he loses it at Interdimensional Sex Simulator

I’m completely blown away at the fact that ONLY 13% of his chat voted for “Twitch Chat does all the hard work for me”

@yeahmike3847

Жыл бұрын

The Cheater one was just THAT GOOD

@metactal

Жыл бұрын

@@yeahmike3847 I was laughing for 5 minutes

@that_oneguy00

Жыл бұрын

It couldn’t compete with Diablo the Cheater

@slimgrim3607

Жыл бұрын

@@that_oneguy00 to be perfectly honest i was SO FRUSTRATED when police dad won over mother didnt raise no fool. IT WAS SO FREAKING GOOD BRO WHY DIDNT HE GO WITH IT???. if i ever make a linkden i will use that as my discription just because.

@HerohammerStudios

Жыл бұрын

@@slimgrim3607 Yeah, Police Dad sucked

Normal people: “Ignore them” Doug:

@ninjanicholas2459

2 жыл бұрын

@hv a happy day This isn’t going to get you more views

@ranfan1820

2 жыл бұрын

@hv a happy day not clicking

@joshroehl6750

2 жыл бұрын

@Bxzmnssn groomer

@joshroehl6750

2 жыл бұрын

@Bxzmnssn reported

@joshroehl6750

2 жыл бұрын

@@ranfan1820 report my fake

Turning Skyrim into interdimensional sex simulator. Lets be honest here, we all did it, but Doug is the first one with balls to admit it publicly.

@4ether607

2 жыл бұрын

And like half of r/skyrim mods but yeah

@neka_jp2070

2 жыл бұрын

honestly, I haven't done that, but only because I didn't know how to

@plat4234

2 жыл бұрын

*Diablo The Cheater

@mitchelrowe6915

2 жыл бұрын

POWERED BY A FUCKING NECROMANCER

@letmeshowumypkmn

2 жыл бұрын

True

"It's very difficult to say anything intelligent while your body is full of strawberries" TRUE

@-sk8-437

Жыл бұрын

If skyrim hadn't showed up that one would've been the funniest

@buggibii

10 ай бұрын

i just ate a comical amount of mac and cheese and if you asked me my opinion on something really important right now i'd probably melt

@estay.azimullah

3 ай бұрын

me who ate 500 strawberries: oh im stupid now.....

@m4rcyonstation93

3 ай бұрын

Celeste probably

@HungryWarden

29 күн бұрын

That actually makes sense since your brain would be replaced by strawberries.

The AI calling Modded Skyrim an "interdimentional sex simulator" is way too accurate

@andrewcox1025

Жыл бұрын

The fact that it's also powered by a fucking necromancer just makes it better.

@TYLERSWIFTSWORD

Жыл бұрын

@@andrewcox1025 indeed

@thewindwakinghero7423

Жыл бұрын

@@TYLERSWIFTSWORD no, it's LinkedIn

@Nikkins

Жыл бұрын

True

@NightlyChart86

Жыл бұрын

@@thewindwakinghero7423 comedy

"Hey dad, what is Skyrim and did it have any cheats?" "Sit down son, let me tell you about a fucking Necromancer."

@RAMN8R2011

2 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh out loud lol

@corberus3119

2 жыл бұрын

let me tell you the tale of Diablo the cheater

@doubtful_seer

2 жыл бұрын

Why did I hear this in doug’s voice?

@2dheethbar

2 жыл бұрын

A man who once traveled across Skyrim at 1% the speed of light.

@renaigh

2 жыл бұрын

Hey dad, what is Skyrim and did it have any cheats? I think we should kill all the trolls, he said with an evil grin, he knew that I liked making goblins suffer. What about the dragons? Dad said softly, but quickly. You would only cause them to be angry. I'm not scared of them Dad. The door open and a guard stood outside and looked at us, "Your awake and on your way to the Great Beyond?" He asked, he wore a light green cloak with the symbol of White Magicians. I nodded at him, and he left. Your going to the Great Beyond son? Dad asked

“I’ve played Hearthsone for almost a year now. I’ve made a lot of progress. I’m not gonna lie to you, I’m not the best. But I’m pretty close.” Diablo the Cheater

@benedictdwyer2608

2 жыл бұрын

True icon

@MsCerealCat

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not gonna lie to you

@lambachurro8790

2 жыл бұрын

im a pretty good player, im not the best, but im pretty close, im not gonna lie to u, im a pretty good player im not gonna lie to u im not gonna lie

@suspecthalo

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't even think of that. These get so much better when you put them all together.

@SebHaarfagre

2 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie to you - I'm not the best Not gonna lie I'm not the best Not the best 😥

The AI descriptions leaving cliffhangers reads like when you wake up from a dream and want to continue the storyline.

@firkejdjneii28283

Жыл бұрын

Except you forgot about that dream in a span of 5 minutes

@yaa2813

4 ай бұрын

You mean nightmares

@Xoct232

3 ай бұрын

That’s on point

@spiritbx1337

3 ай бұрын

Not the glitching lamp...

Sometimes I forget that Doug is actually a talented programmer that puts a lot of time into coding controls so a bunch of monkeys can slam a keyboard and watch a guy move around on a screen

@egon3705

Жыл бұрын

and he also makes controllers with detachable action replays according to the "diablo the cheater" prompt

@CrunchySpon

8 ай бұрын

@@egon3705 He is Diablo the cheater, and he plays an interdimensional sex simulator (powered by a fucking necromancer). Douggmade his boss take his job He is the one, the only Abigail Beth Triforce, and he is the best Magician in

@callofcat-cq7wq

4 ай бұрын

​​@@egon3705 he also made the a mod for skyrim that turned the game into an INTERDIMENSIONAL SEX SIMULATOR POWERED BY A FUCKING NECROMANCER

This is the way LinkedIn Profile Description's were meant to be played.

@TechGaming9000

2 жыл бұрын

We just need to play the best damn LinkedIn Profile Description of our lives

@joshroehl6750

2 жыл бұрын

@Bxzmnssn reported for impersonating me

@stanko00001

2 жыл бұрын

Truuuue

@Ghosang0220

2 жыл бұрын

we're gonna play the best linked in we've ever played

@ailexx3377

2 жыл бұрын

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

The nick cage one was pretty good but diablo the cheater was legendary.

@pumkin610

2 жыл бұрын

I was a business Zeus, doing business.

@soniaserval8655

2 жыл бұрын

I felt my soul leave my body.

@none62092

2 жыл бұрын

The best part is that the whole LinkedIn profile tells a story of a man gradually falling into madness, with “Diablo the cheater” being the cherry on top

@Donald38

2 жыл бұрын

The nick cage one was pretty good but diablo the cheater was legendary. I enjoyed them both. Every person who actually gets it has said it was well done. Nothing to add here other than I liked them both. The best is a toss up between aragond and Blackberry Wit, but they're both great. There's a big difference between mediocre, a solid watch, and good. I've been hit and miss with Simpsons shirts. Some I like and some not so much. These three were great. 2. Wandermuehle - I couldn't get these when I was first doing the Challenge back in April, so when they came out in June I was excited. I have a watch now so I decided to take the plunge. These shirts are great. I like the variations of the Simpsons which the only other shirt I own has. 3. Spring Street Studio - Not much to say about this one. It

@jckitkat4499

2 жыл бұрын

I acrually started crying i was laughing so hard at diablo the cheater

Man I hate it when I'm chilling out in a courtyard when Diablo the Cheater, the Interdimensional sex god comes and replaces my statue of a woman holding a statue of a sword, with a statue of a weeping man that is holding a sword that isn't really a sword! Happens to me all the time smh

@mazzy_ivy

Жыл бұрын

Yes. Lmao this is great

@elgatogladiador7631

Жыл бұрын

True

@2HalfSandwiches

10 ай бұрын

True

@Door227

10 ай бұрын

And then starts making out with Nicolas cage

@beniciobonilla2271

7 ай бұрын

did you at least get a copy of Limbo?

The sentence "I call myself Diablo the Cheater. _I am god"_ next to Doug wearing a Waluigi costume emits pure Chad energy

@rose.loves.1

10 ай бұрын

"Waluigi costume" HAHAHAHAHA ITS A THANOS BATHING SUIT /pos

@Coolio-dude

10 ай бұрын

I am a god. I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you. I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you. I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you. I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you. I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you. I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you. I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you. I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you. I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you. I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you. I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you. I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am

@washmonument

10 ай бұрын

​@@Coolio-dude.

@ethanmcneill1941

4 ай бұрын

@@Coolio-dude hmmm idk but i think he might be diablo the cheater

The constant reading of “I’m not going to lie to you” had me rolling

@BeHappy-ny9bm

2 жыл бұрын

@keep rollin DISLIKED

@MasterEth

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@stardy8131

2 жыл бұрын

@@BeHappy-ny9bm KEEP ROLLIN OWNED

@JohnFartblast

2 жыл бұрын

@keep rollin REKT

@pluto3194

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not going to lie to you, I'm a pretty good player. I've been playing Hearthstone for almost a year now, and I've made a lot of progress. I'm not the best, but I'm pretty close.

in recent news, "interdimensional sex simulator" has surpassed "Minecraft" in sales numbers. The lead developer, Diablo the Cheater has not made any comments on the matter (because he's just that humble).

@storm_fling1062

2 жыл бұрын

He's not gonna lie to you

@Huntracony

2 жыл бұрын

He's not humble, he just knows Twitch chat did all the real work.

@renaigh

2 жыл бұрын

interdimensional sex simulator where magic's real first transgender character in a mainstream horror movie FOUR SEASONS TO READ Ghost Street by Matthew Holmes (Harper Voyager) In the 40th century, the aliens rule with their satellites. Once-civilized planets languish in decadence. But in the streets of Earth, people rise up. Humanity achieves cybernetics, telekinesis and nanotechnology. And then someone invents teleportation. The world opens up. Or does it? How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe by Mad

@foxinabox5103

2 жыл бұрын

@@Huntracony not just twitch chat, its the fucking necromancer

@santaiscommunist2414

2 жыл бұрын

He's a god.

The ironic thing is that this video is actually a pretty good resume on its own. It has all your prior experience, and shows your personality.

@user-gh3dc7zh5y

6 ай бұрын

Ahhh yes the personality type of ‘raving maniac’

@MattMGK

5 ай бұрын

@@user-gh3dc7zh5y So the average programmer?

@SomeoneThatIsHappy

2 ай бұрын

Ah yes. Doug Doug, the well known college nymphomaniac

@Nik-ei9st

Сағат бұрын

@@user-gh3dc7zh5ymore like highly charismatic, creative, good presentation and speaking skills, flexible and able to readjust on the fly, goal oriented, able to direct with good leadership skills, etc etc

That "I'm not gonna lie" is a poem

@userfromspace8952

Жыл бұрын

That made me laugh so hard that my lungs hurts XD

@randomninja7632

2 ай бұрын

Im not gonna lie, it’s not the best, but its getting better

This is Diablo The Cheater, where he solves *business* problems that no one has.

@sulthan3913

2 жыл бұрын

And solving it by a fucking Necromancer

@solared

2 жыл бұрын

@@sulthan3913** and solving it by fucking a necromancer

@DrDark-im9kv

2 жыл бұрын

@@solared ** and solving it by fucking a necromancer AND his skeletons.

@hilloldutta2378

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@stare4539

2 жыл бұрын

Lolololol

Next step: Let the AI answer all of their emails.

@rahulmarchand2938

2 жыл бұрын

Actually this is such a good idea. Would be hard to do tho because anyone emailing him for work wld get very confused

@instcake

2 жыл бұрын

@@rahulmarchand2938 You would really need to filter those Emails using some prediction model: feed some machine learning model with all the (hand selected) recruiter emails. Or even more simple: Just look for phrases like "If heard you worked for Software Company X. You would be a great fit to Y. If one email has a high probability of being some generic recruiting text, trigger the responder. The responder could be some bullshit template that Doug wrote himself, or even better, also some Machine Learning model fed with batshit insane responses that get mixed with templates. A learning database would be some recruiter emails with appropriate, hand written responses. So every time some recruiter email comes in, the model will mix the answers based on the recruiter text, preferably with all names changed for the referred to companies. "I am happy that you recognised my position as emperor at company X. All would bow before me there, and they shall do so at your company Y.

@ForgedinPrint

2 жыл бұрын

@@instcake Actually if you just have it scan for the company name then it'd probably only hit them.

@instcake

2 жыл бұрын

@@ForgedinPrint Company name is a nice filter already. Some companies may use generic bot email addresses and not mention their name. But you can make this really simple if you want.

@ForgedinPrint

2 жыл бұрын

@@instcake It'd do a decent enough job I'd say.

This gets even funnier after learning his landlord read this and still decided to give him a place 🤣

@riskyworks

Жыл бұрын

He was probably like "His mod turned a game into an interdimensional sex simulator powered by a fucking necromancer, well now we HAVE to give him the place"

@rose.loves.1

10 ай бұрын

@@riskyworks Omfg. Imagine him reading 'I am the captain. I am the captain now. I am the captain of the Washington Capitals. Did you see that? Did you like what I did there? I am the fucking captain now."

"But I'm not going to lie to you, i'm not the best" -Diablo the cheater

@OriOriOhG

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not going to lie to you. I am a god

@cobito9999

2 жыл бұрын

He may not be the best, but he's pretty close

@tiruvlad2094

2 жыл бұрын

@@cobito9999 He's not gonna lie to you.

@danielherron1748

2 жыл бұрын

@Tiru Vlad He’s not gonna lie

“THIS is how job hunting was meant to be played.” -Supreme Leader Doug Doug Williams

@Ducktaro

2 жыл бұрын

"Diablo the cheater"

@GrassTroll

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ducktaro Supreme Leader Diablo the Cheater

@2dheethbar

2 жыл бұрын

@@GrassTroll Darth DougDoug the Wise.

@appleyoto3564

2 жыл бұрын

@@2dheethbar Supreme Leader Darth Diavolo the Wise Cheater

@goese868

2 жыл бұрын

@@2dheethbar Supreme Leader Darth Diablo the Cheater the Wise

"It got to the point of 15 emails a year" Damn, I get like 20 spam emails a week and I do nothing about it lmao

@fledbeast5783

Жыл бұрын

I think the point was the fact that it was the same exact company, despite him rebuffing them multiple times

It's honestly extremely funny that the Thanos Bathing Suit has become Doug's most known depiction

@sanrusdyne

2 ай бұрын

Its his true form

"in the future humour is randomly generated" and it's fucking amazing

@DarrionTheIdiot

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, And this time, The humor is literally randomly generated.

@santaiscommunist2414

2 жыл бұрын

Bullshit anyways

@4ether607

2 жыл бұрын

@@santaiscommunist2414 what?

@arthurheuer

2 жыл бұрын

Was that randomly generated? Because it was a little humorous. What's bullshit, though?

@santaiscommunist2414

2 жыл бұрын

@@arthurheuer That in the future comedy will be randomly generated by AI. This video is hillarious because: first, Doug is funny as hell, and second, the context, the challenge and fact that this will be sent to recruters as a revenge adds a lot of fun. Even iImagining how confused they will be after this absurd descriptions add funny to that. Without funny people randomly generated text is not funny. Funny people have to bring it some sense and only after that it's comedy. I just hear this phrase a lot and it's just wrong :).

Nobody's talking about the cold hard math that went into doug increasing EA's profits fivefold and making them go from 3.4 billion to 11 billion.

@stevethebarbarian9876

2 жыл бұрын

The man's good at business, he has no room for math.

@chrisgarrett6305

2 жыл бұрын

Diablos a programmer, not mathematician

@LordMoku

2 жыл бұрын

He just skimmed a little off the top.

@pinkazumarill8942

2 жыл бұрын

It wasn't math. It was cold hard meth.

@Greedman

2 жыл бұрын

Well, when he said about cheating in 30 games, he only mentions 21 other and 2 his games, but where are the other 7? :D

27:22 great how you can see the surprise and then immediate delight on Doug’s face as he realizes what he’s about to read next. And then, like the absolute champion that he is, Doug doubles down!

@shimaaalayie9965

Жыл бұрын

The subtelty make this s*** even funnier

@jonathanwilliams1776

6 ай бұрын

@@shimaaalayie9965 There's subtlety anywhere in that job description?! /s I don't think that was subtlety, I think that was a professional seeing what was about to come, containing his spit-take and delivering his line with the power and panache of a man who turned Skyrim into an inter-dimensional sex simulator powered by a fucking necromancer

The fact that his landlord saw this lmao

my sides went into orbit when chat started spamming "TRUE" as doug describes his love triangle with his husband and boyfriend, nick cage

@EF-kk3vh

2 жыл бұрын

God true

@angel420u

2 жыл бұрын

TRUE

@trilogyprions9924

2 жыл бұрын

True

@The_Archer-he2ft

2 жыл бұрын

Ain't no love triangle, it's Doug and nick with the husband being the touchy ex who won't leave

@sanuelkessler8435

2 жыл бұрын

i so desperately was hoping that it would be the one, but skyrim was a new level of crazy that topped the Cage story.

People: "AI is going to take over the world!" The AI: “I’m not going to lie to you...”

@Vance415

2 жыл бұрын

The AI Again: “I’m not going to lie to you...”

@iamme8359

2 жыл бұрын

The AI: I AM DIABLO THE CHEATER

@RAFMnBgaming

2 жыл бұрын

@@iamme8359 Cheating is how you make it so your lies are actually true. Because the AI's not going to lie to you.

@HandsOfTheFather

2 жыл бұрын

Nice a nirvana fan.

@lmao8897

2 жыл бұрын

U really a nirvna fan or do u just have the pfp cause its an emoji?

Seeing Doug in a Thanos bathing suit was probably pretty weird in 2021, but now it has become a staple of the DougDoug utopia. Welcome to 2023.

Fun fact: It's now 2023. Doug's LinkedIn still looks like this.

@Dancin_Time

2 ай бұрын

Fun fact: It's now 2024. Doug's LinkedIn still looks like this.

I think "My cheating turned Skyrim into an interdimensional sex simulator powered by a fucking necromancer" is such an uncontestable power move that it just gets you any job you desire by default. Wtf can you even say to that?

@MetaGiga

2 жыл бұрын

Especially if he uses it every day

@Missingno_Miner

2 жыл бұрын

Alas, I cannot like this comment, because its at 420 and that's the perfect amount for it.

@nevaeh9125

2 жыл бұрын

@@Missingno_Miner it's almost 500. But at least you didn't break it with like #421

@Missingno_Miner

2 жыл бұрын

@@nevaeh9125 Thank you for alerting me to the fact that someone ruined it.

@wsawbi6402

2 жыл бұрын

The only thing you can say. "You're hired"

Business Zeus is a great fucking nickname.

@AlfaGiuliaQV

2 жыл бұрын

It´s both intimidating and a powerhouse of a name. Genius.

@DerDrBach

2 жыл бұрын

"El hombre de negocios de ahí E S Z E U S 🎶"

@calus_bath_water

2 жыл бұрын

@@DerDrBach 😟

@DerDrBach

2 жыл бұрын

@@calus_bath_water tú o yo podríamos ser Zeus y no hay forma de comprobarlo

@pillowjuice1923

2 жыл бұрын

@@calus_bath_water fart

Doug's delivery of the lines is by far the best part. He really does have good announcer/show host type skills.

@rose.loves.1

10 ай бұрын

I mean he literally was a hearthstone host. Didnt you hear? He was a pretty good player. He's not the best, but he's pretty close.

@dawnvreaker

8 ай бұрын

@@rose.loves.1 But im not going to lie to you, he's not the best

@mcrafter_hi4265

7 ай бұрын

but he's pretty close. I'm not going to lie to you, he's a pretty good player. He's been playing Hearthstone for almost a year now!

I cannot stop rewatching this every few weeks since the moment it came out. Diablo the cheater as well as Nick Cage get me every single time, to tears

@Llb77hsj777

8 ай бұрын

im not gonna lie to you

I'm starting to think he's not the best, he is pretty close

@devilsadvocate6381

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not lying...

@JohnQN

2 жыл бұрын

ngl, I believe this isn't the best comment, but it is close.

@purple3018

2 жыл бұрын

I would say he is the best, but that would be a lie

@NCSGaming15

2 жыл бұрын

I AM CAPTAIN OF THE WASHINGTON CAPITALS

@ultrainstinctichigo5788

2 жыл бұрын

He is a God tbf

This feels like a Doofenshmirtz scheme he keeps getting spam emails so he just decides to make himself unrecruitable

@gorillanatural8273

2 жыл бұрын

This comment is beautiful

@michaelmccarthy4892

2 жыл бұрын

To everyone in the tri state area.

@coinz5877

2 жыл бұрын

11/10 this is the best comment here and no one can convince me otherwise, it's just so true lol

@TiStardust

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for this.

@TitanicGipsy1

2 жыл бұрын

Content

I regret not watching this sooner. The "I'm not going to lie to you" part genuinely had me laughing until my stomach hurt. Thanks for the content DougDoug!

Now and forever, “Doug” shall now be known as and called: *Diablo the Cheater.*

@jacobwingers5206

2 жыл бұрын

@Bxzmnssn spam

@joshroehl6750

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacobwingers5206 and they're impersonating me

@kevindevita6942

2 жыл бұрын

In totaly gonna steal that name for my next ds3 character

@jacobwingers5206

2 жыл бұрын

@@kevindevita6942 make it Elden Ring too

@personpersonson7958

2 жыл бұрын

And carl

In this video we see Doug's tragic backstory, when he reveals that he was once in charge of developing EA's microtransactions

@noskalborg723

2 жыл бұрын

You caught that too huh?

@Unclevertitle

2 жыл бұрын

DougDoug has been a redemption arc this entire time.

@kikhuy8152

2 жыл бұрын

ololol

@dylanevans5944

2 жыл бұрын

I own you

@dylanevans5944

2 жыл бұрын

As in I own one of you

oh boy, I knew I was in for a treat when I realized that this was going to be rewritten with GPT 2

I still come back regularly to watch this video. This is peak DougDoug, and this is the video I link to people unfamiliar with him whenever I talk about him.

@scoaktree9575

Жыл бұрын

Indeed

@hanthonyc

Ай бұрын

@@scoaktree9575 is that a job recruiter pun

“I’m a god.” - Diablo the Cheater

@Techyena

2 жыл бұрын

Dagoth-Ur has entered the chat

@hugestfart

2 жыл бұрын

the real god is POOB

@Hardridge

2 жыл бұрын

@@hugestfart ploob*

@remainprofane7732

2 жыл бұрын

Techyena ngl, I got recommended this video after watching a bunch of dagoth ur memes

@Techyena

2 жыл бұрын

@@remainprofane7732 as you should A person of taste I see

"Who is business zeus" is probably one of the funniest phrases I've ever heard

@Hex-DumpsterFire

2 жыл бұрын

BUSINESS ZEUS

@renaigh

2 жыл бұрын

Who is business zeus: Other Zim agencies are ad commissioning agencies. What else do you know about him: He was Mugabe's business liaison officer before he was appointed to the agency in 2010 by the Ministry of Industry and Commerce. Website: Business Internet portal by ZICTA Start date: 2009 Business Zimasa : Who are they: This is the Zimbabwe Trade Fair Company. What do they do: The company was set up in 2012 to manage the Zimbabwe International Trade Fair (ZITF) every year. Who is business zeus: I don't

@Hex-DumpsterFire

2 жыл бұрын

@@renaigh Oh yeah? Well I think, that Business Zeus would appreciate a few more sharks to eat, don't you? [IT STARTS STROBING] a-oh! and now for the cretinous, bubblying ramblings of your good reader, Paul Osborn, and how he can't face trying to drink with Peter, the star of the show, who offers him a glass of wine in his magnificently tidy hospital room... AND NOW YOU CAN DRINK WITH PETER PAN! And you need a haircut! And you have no idea how to tie a necktie! AND YOU'RE IN THE DEADLINE TO VOTE! Of course he'd rather drink with Peter than

@ValentineC137

2 жыл бұрын

It's hard to compete with "My mod turned the game into an interdimensional sex simulator (powered by a fucking necromancer)" spoken with Doug's perfect emphasis

@steamyninja8881

2 жыл бұрын

It’s Zeus but he’s not on Olympus or anything, he’s just walking through Wall Street wearing a suit and working 9-5

9:56 wild Parkzer sighting? ... I guess for some reason I never expected that Parkzer would actually just be his last name lol

I remember my first time watching Doug Doug, in the back seat of a car late at night after a long flight back to the city nearest to my home. My mom was driving, we stopped at a gas station. I was scrolling on my phone, watching the same video over and over and over. Beautiful moment.

Hey guys, I’m going to France with my friend for a year to see “the Eiffel”

@Jake_Josh

2 жыл бұрын

Yes. I went to Mc.

@sgtkumpel

2 жыл бұрын

Eifel is actually an area in Germany on the border to France

@renaigh

2 жыл бұрын

the Eiffel Tower "My shoulder is still sore from my cruise but Paris is a pretty city. I have some wonderful photos to show you when I'm home." she told me and went back to her computer. "Okay. Just give me your flight information. I can book you a nice hotel room here." I told her. "Cool. Let's see, you can fly from Minneapolis to Paris today at 10am, so I can book you a hotel room." She told me. She must have seen my shock, because she added "What? You can stay in Paris for two weeks?" "Wow

@iswallowedabrick2820

2 жыл бұрын

@@renaigh perfection

I don’t know how he’s not laughing the whole time I’m literally here holding back tears

@bubbletea6923

2 жыл бұрын

I CANT BREATHE FROM WATCHING IT

@JMO-

2 жыл бұрын

He is diablo the cheater, he does not laugh, joke, or smile, and he does not care for any human being except his girlfriend, who he is in love with. The only person who can cheer him up is his best friend, who is a crazy type of guy, always joke and smile, and has a great sense of humor. They seem to have known each other for a long time. Ryan went to his friend's house, with his dog. They all went to go eat at a restaurant. Ryan wanted to leave early, because he had to go to school. He did not want to be late. When he arrived at.

@adamant06

2 жыл бұрын

@@JMO- hell yeah

@fort2558

2 жыл бұрын

@@JMO- he is a god after all makes sense he can resist laughing

You should've let Diarrhea Doug respond to the company- he would've handled it perfectly

@Ryan_Metzelar

2 ай бұрын

Unfortunately diarrhea doug didn't yet exist

I think it’s only appropriate to use the title as a prompt, this is what I got “I let an AI rewrite my LinkedIn profile There are some things I never thought would happen in my life: I would play Russian roulette, I would become a Korean rapper, and I would willingly allow a robot to rewrite my entire LinkedIn profile. To be clear: I really don't think I need a robot to do my LinkedIn. I love that people can find me. I've never hesitated to say, "Oh yeah, I'm on LinkedIn." But I do find myself scrolling through it occasionally, and sometimes, the posts themselves feel like they're almost incidental, with no real context. Maybe that's because I'm always finding myself in the middle of a debate about current” Edit: I just saw that the title changed so I had to make a new, “accurate” version, I think I’m providing Doug ideas now “I let an AI rewrite my LinkedIn profile (and forced spammers to read it) so that I could make it more interesting. I used a select tool to make all the users in my email address book smile. I added a bunch of contacts to my wife's phone so that when she calls she hears happy songs. I created fake news stories and pushed them out onto social media with links to hilarious KZread videos. I made breakfast for the whole family every morning for a week. I”

@gronakillen

Жыл бұрын

Why are they bragging about having a LinkedIn lmao

@ashikjaman1940

Жыл бұрын

Do Korean rappers even use LinkedIn?

@randomintrovertedspider7510

Жыл бұрын

Wait, according to the bot, you played Russian Roulette and survived to become a Korean Rapper. If that was real, I wouldn't care what your skills were at that point - you would have one hellofa story of a life to tell and I would just hire you for that.

@fredranzalot4849

Жыл бұрын

ANd the best part is that having a robot re-write their linkedin is the *least interesting* thing about the subject in question.

@camilogarciaylasaari1857

Жыл бұрын

True

I was curious if this was still his profile at the end of 2023. I can confirm it is.

Man, he's got a villain's backstory and everything. _"I will become the least recruitable man in the _*_entire Tri-state area!"_*

@akisa7865

2 жыл бұрын

Ah, Perry the platypus, behold! My Antirecruit-inator!

@user-xf8yp3wj7m

2 жыл бұрын

Ah, Perry the recruitypus, what an unexpected surprise...

@TFmoviesss

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-xf8yp3wj7m yes, yes. I'm sorry perry but I have no trap today. please walk out the back door.... yes bye, see you perr- AH HAA, there is no back door perry. you fell into my trap, now your probably wondering why I have all these name tags for interns, well you see perry it's too fuel my new Invention. MY ANTIRECRUIT-INATOR HAHAHAHA

@TFmoviesss

2 жыл бұрын

you see when I was a little boy my father made me get a job since being the neighborhood gnome just wasn't paying for all the ketwurst my father was eating, I went out looking and found the perfect intern job at a typing company and I was just about to get promoted to a worker- UNTIL BIG HAND-HANS CAME AND GOT THE JOB. I never got a job again, and now nobody will get a job ever again HAHAHAHAHA

@drnexel

2 жыл бұрын

(Holy crap, these replies are making an actual episode)

"Powered by a *FUCKING* necromancer!" killed me, oh my sides!

@loganandres3016

2 жыл бұрын

To me that sort of fits with, "Now this is how you gta5"

@a.i.z1375

2 жыл бұрын

69 likes... nice

I love how Doug never once defines what "potent" even means in this context.

@rose.loves.1

10 ай бұрын

Maximum creativity

Problem:Getting harassed by a company 5 years Solution:use an ai to rewrite your entire profile👍🏻

That "I'm not gonna lie to you" one feels like reading a Hearthstone player's real-time existential breakdown.

@RelativelyBest

2 жыл бұрын

I love how it just kinda trails off into some sort of desperate mantra: "I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm _not gonna lie."_

@somebodyfaraway

2 жыл бұрын

I HAVE TEARS

@lefthandrule638

2 жыл бұрын

local man realises he’s not that good at Hearthstone, still in the process of breaking down

@Lynyx1120

2 жыл бұрын

@@somebodyfaraway YES YOU DO

@imaalo5893

2 жыл бұрын

I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard

I thought it couldn't get better than the Nicholas Cage one and then interdimensional sex simulator proved me wrong

@ImaFrogo

2 жыл бұрын

holy shit bro i was laughing my ass off the entire time you gotta agree this video is super underrated holy shit

@NCSGaming15

2 жыл бұрын

Dude I watch you this is so cool. Can I please get a hail yeah?

@marz2977

2 жыл бұрын

Hail yeah boys

@Minos-gaming______dylanjam5737

2 жыл бұрын

Hail YEAH!!!!

@DriedBones

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't even work, I took a week off to drive around France

I love that every time Doug asks an AI to explain his channel, it says the most insane thing ever.

to this day I NEED an update video on the situation

@Real_Mick3y6

5 ай бұрын

He mentioned somewhere that his landlord probably saw this and still let him in somehow

loved the part where the honest hearthstone guy was slowly getting more and more self conscious about himself being bad at the game, keeping his attitude passive-aggressive for the whole segment. i love you Doug

@Donald38

2 жыл бұрын

loved the part where the honest hearthstone guy was slowly getting more and more self conscious about himself being bad at the game, keeping his attitude passive-aggressive for the whole segment. i love you Doug. This week was a peak for Flame. He delivered lines and several laughs in one segment. And showed great emotional range in the drama with his wife and the honest hearthstone player. While his character is annoying sometimes, I'm keeping an open mind. Karis Valk Karis was a bit of a fun side character this week. First in the main segment, where he seemed pretty ready for the encounter with the angry hearthstone guy. He and Doug had a quick back and forth over who should be playing the game first, to which Doug thought Karis would be playing second. He then gave him a very in-depth explanation on how to play the game. It was sweet and it's always fun when that kind of stuff comes out of Karis's mouth. It's not as enjoyable for him, of

@Jimmy9298

2 жыл бұрын

The way he read it reminded me of the disembodied voice from Radiohead's album OK Computer. Fitter, happier, more productive.

@a_very_burnt_steak

2 жыл бұрын

Ye

@TacticalVR

2 жыл бұрын

@@Donald38 what are you saying and why did you copy what he said

@Donald38

2 жыл бұрын

@@TacticalVR I was putting it in the AI that Doug used

My favorite line: “I’ve cheated in thirty games, twenty one of which were created by other people, the other two by me.” This line hits different for me

@raphaeldagamer

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah this AI isn't great at math, I realized that when it tried to claim 3.4 million to 11 million was a fivefold increase.

@satgurs

2 жыл бұрын

what about the other games, who were they created by??? animals????

@raphaeldagamer

2 жыл бұрын

@@satgurs they were created by the A.I.

@satgurs

2 жыл бұрын

@@raphaeldagamer the two others were created by the A.I.

@shadowyzephyr

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the AI just uses internet text as training data, it wasn't taught math.

This is still the best video ever created. Thank you Diablo The Cheater.

If this company keeps emailing doug he should let diahrea doug have a crack at em

I’ve been laughing my ass off the entire video but Doug trying to save himself from looking creepy and the AI just basically said “fuck no, here’s something worse” got me crying

@TheJerome1502

2 жыл бұрын

The comments are just as good as the video, this ai is inconsistent af and incapable of basic math, and that manages to match the personality it is trying to have while writing

@bussyboppin

2 жыл бұрын

bro the interdimensional sex simulator gave me like a literal heart attack bro I swear

@danielf5264

2 жыл бұрын

I just spit out my water like a fine mist.

@VonHohlochzenburg

2 жыл бұрын

AI is a real man

@insertcreativityhere7747

2 жыл бұрын

im literally crying right now because of it

"It's very difficult to say anything intelligent when your body is full of strawberries" so fucking true

@untitled7549yt

2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@nou1360

2 жыл бұрын

100th like

@nevaeh9125

2 жыл бұрын

As someone who loves strawberries with a passion, I can confirm that after eating a full container of them, it is indeed hard to think straight afterwards

@blugoodness634

2 жыл бұрын

@@untitled7549yt kook

@GunNlazor

2 жыл бұрын

@@nevaeh9125 Is it normal to eat the strawberries?

25:56 "Stupid Twi" made me laugh so hard because of how serious it sounded while sounding really stupid.

Really shows how much value people get out of Linkedin.

I have not laughed so hard until I cried in like years. This fucking killed me great job

@Robotron56

2 жыл бұрын

I genuinely could NOT BREATHE, i was laughing so hard lmao. The entire "Diablo the cheater" prompt had me dying od laughter.

@banthafodder8441

2 жыл бұрын

This is the hardest I've laughed at a video in a long time

@FuelDropforthewin

2 жыл бұрын

@@Robotron56 Yes. This almost killed me.

@EslayerTM

2 жыл бұрын

same here

@larrydewesse655

2 жыл бұрын

Bad idea to watch this after dental work I laughed so hard I cried

"My mod turned the game into an interdimensional sex simulator (powered by a fucking necromancer)" had me crying. I can't breathe. That "I'm not going to lie to you" also had me on the floor. Oh man, I haven't laughed so hard in forever, I feel nauseous I've been laughing so hard, goddamn.

@ihavenoideagerman2621

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@J4yy_

2 жыл бұрын

True.

@derpedlerp1237

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@santaiscommunist2414

2 жыл бұрын

"Big. Guy. Know

@WiggleJimmy

2 жыл бұрын

I read your comment before I watched the video, thought you were exaggerating. Holy shit, it was so true. I literally haven't laughed this hard in years.

Im not gonna lie to you was "Crazy? I was crazy once." Beta testing

I love how the ai knows that skyrim mods are all sex mods

What is cool about Doug's videos, is that I don't need to question if the video will be bad content, because almost all of Doug's Videos hit the nail on the head.

@IamaPERSON

2 жыл бұрын

Neat. I think how often he lets twitch chat participate is what makes his stuff good

@Bovey.

2 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON Oh yeah 100%, it’s community engagement to a whole different level

@IamaPERSON

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bovey. yep, and much better than the self promoter above us (could you please help report it?)

@IamaPERSON

2 жыл бұрын

@keep rollin BEGONE BOT

@espicfh

2 жыл бұрын

almost? its all

You should name your second channel “Diablo The Cheater”

@burnttoast9081

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment.

@groovy8457

2 жыл бұрын

Why can't we name the main channel that?

@501ststormtrooper9

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed.

@leiffff

2 жыл бұрын

no. the main channel

19:30 “I got them by the balls. That job is mine.” I am crying 🤣

its really crazy to see that this is where ai was just a year ago

I love how the entire point is to make himself not desirable for these recruiters. But he still keeps some semblance of professionalism to try to not look really weird/creepy.

@rosie8059

2 жыл бұрын

Professionals have standards.

@WhatIsTheHeat

2 жыл бұрын

@@rosie8059 I personally would not want to say “I watch children” on a linkedin

@CylindricalWhistle

2 жыл бұрын

@@WhatIsTheHeat Using a mod to turn a game into an interdimensional sex simulator powered by a fucking necromancer, on the other hand, is perfect for LinkedIn.

@WhoThisMonkey

2 жыл бұрын

@@WhatIsTheHeat It's fine, he said he was watching 'his' children. You can do whatever you want with children that belong to you.

@WhatIsTheHeat

2 жыл бұрын

@@WhoThisMonkey woah you can't say that

"I'm not affiliated, since they didn't pay me" "Everyone who enters in the draw will be entered twice" The AI's got jokes!

@VickyViolet

2 жыл бұрын

By the way, love your profile name and icon. I can hear it.

@FosukeLordOfError

2 жыл бұрын

Being entered twice has a small benefit if there are multiple prizes and you can win multiple times but yeah otherwise useless

@doodoo2065

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly those sound like Undertale's kind of humour

@jellycore1316

2 жыл бұрын

XD Yesss

@jellycore1316

2 жыл бұрын

@@doodoo2065 Aww, yeah, true! XD

You know, I just realized that I hadn't fully processed just how truly fucking OBSCENE it is for a company to try to hire ONE GUY for EIGHT. YEARS. In a row, recieve direct statements of "No, I do not want that," and STILL continue. This company is the business equivalent of some dude-bro hitting on a girl, her telling him to piss off, and him, inexplicably, DOUBLING DOWN.

I love rewatching this

I was dying of laughter due to the “I’m not going to lie to you” bit. Fantastic job Doug

@kakao-katze

2 жыл бұрын

I just love it because the whole bio was entirely a lie. The AI knew Doug was bullshitting them.

@eliviton7

2 жыл бұрын

It just kept repeating till i realized it, after that i couldn't contain my laughter

@ImNotGonnaTalk

2 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie to you its pretty funny

@safewaygaming7742

2 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@Zephyrus601

2 жыл бұрын

@@safewaygaming7742 15:10

I thought the Twitch Chat one was the best one of the entire stream. Then Nick Cage's love affair handily topped that. But everything changed when Diablo the Cheater entered the chat.

@Donald38

2 жыл бұрын

I thought the Twitch Chat one was the best one of the entire stream. Then Nick Cage's love affair handily topped that. But everything changed when Diablo the Cheater entered the chat. I can't stop laughing about the best of the day: Nick Cage, Mike Giardi, and Ralph Fletcher trying to beat Diablo the Cheater in that school bus simulator. For some reason, they had to deal with him being out of the game for 15 minutes. More: Ron Swanson: NFL players should stand during national anthem More: Bruce Arians blames Bucs' offensive woes on 'cotton ceiling' More: Chad Kelly is now the talk of Denver. What can he do for the Broncos now? All in all, it was a very light-hearted, convivial chat. Much more so than many of the recent brouhahas. Q: Who's got better hair (Jay Cutler or Ryan Fitzpatrick) or better face? JP: Jay Cutler has better hair. Fitzpatrick has better face. @NickWestBiggs What do you think of Roy Halladay?

@ven0mspark

2 жыл бұрын

Decided to use this as a prompt: "I thought the Twitch Chat one was the best one of the entire stream. Then Nick Cage's love affair handily topped that. But everything changed when Diablo the Cheater entered the chat. To make things worse, he didn't just leave after the leak was discovered; he posted it on his KZread channel in a video titled Diablo: Too Sexy to Finish. Diablo came in at 1:26: Here's the original video: Whoah. What. The. F**k. The thread continued to spiral out of control, with many defending Diablo the Cheater and others condemning him for posting the image on the Internet. A few users did step in to warn people to stop harassing the two players. As you can imagine, the general consensus in the chat wasn't so supportive. “You people are ruining the game,” one user wrote in the chat. “Two people deciding they are gay is none of your business and no matter how many comments you leave, no matter how many ways you say it, no matter how many people speak out, you people are the reason this kind of stuff goes on.” There are so many levels to this debacle, it's hard to know where to begin. But we'll start at the top. Is Diablo the Cheater really a cheater? You know, the guy that some are saying leaked the Diablo screenshot? Maybe, or maybe he's just extremely good at cheating the system. What makes it a tough call is that the only other way to get the screenshot would be to find the original accounts and jump through the hoops to leak the screenshot by tweeting it out. You could argue that Diablo's screenshots leak was actually a success, in that it got"

@zhankazest

2 жыл бұрын

@@ven0mspark in that it got

@TheDuckyDino

2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: he’s called Diablo the cheater because he cheated on his husband for Nick Cage

@billnye9349

2 жыл бұрын

@@ven0mspark how did it get Diablo the cheater I think your lying

I'm not gonna lie to you. This isn't the best video but it is very close. I'm not gonna lie to you.

I swear, this channel consistently has the most hilarious and original content ever

I’m not going to lie to you, Doug’s a pretty good player. He’s been playing Hearthstone for almost a year now, and he’s made a lot of progress. He’s not the best, but he’s pretty close.

@radioactiveseaotter

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not going to lie to you, Doug's a pretty good player. He's been playing Hearthstone for almost a year now, and he's made a lot of progress. He's not the best, but he’s pretty close. But I'm not going to lie to you, he's not the best. I'm not going to lie to you, he's not the best. I'm not going to lie

@ysc_josh

2 жыл бұрын

I’m not going to lie to you, Doug’s a pretty good player. He’s been playing Hearthstone for almost a year now, and he’s made a lot of progress. He’s not the best, but he’s pretty close.

@deathofallthingspotato9919

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not going to lie to you, Doug's a pretty good player. He's been playing Hearthstone for almost a year now, and he's made a lot of progress. He's not the best, but he's pretty close.

@keithheinz2120

2 жыл бұрын

But I'm not going to lie to you, he's not the best.

@Andrew-pq3lj

Жыл бұрын

I’m not going to lie

Tried my own hands at that last prompt. It's beautiful: "In the videogame Skyrim, I create mods that spawn cheese, kill Fondle, and have the ability to do some of the cool things that we can do in Skyrim. This mod adds a new ability called "Fondledown". This is a super-cool ability that allows you to take control of an existing character, put them in a bonfire, throw them into the air, or take them out of a fire. This ability can be used with other mods and does not require Skyrim to be installed."

@trackernivrig

2 жыл бұрын

It was ok at first then I read the last line lol

@micahphilson

2 жыл бұрын

TRUE!

@somerandomgamer8504

2 жыл бұрын

> does not require Skyrim to be installed HOL UP-

@saif-0_0-

2 жыл бұрын

The "dose not requir skyrim to be installed" part killed me

@trackernivrig

2 жыл бұрын

@@saif-0_0- yeah it’s a great final line

I just HAD to share this with my mother. This is just therapeutic after all the nonsense my dad went through during his tech career.

This is the KZread video equivalent of Xavier renegade angel.

The captain one killed me. It's as if someone is simultaneously having a power trip and a mental breakdown at the same time.

@rayres1074

Жыл бұрын

Fucking hilarious. Reminded me of the "I am the captain now" scene from Captain Philips

@adrianmartinez64

Жыл бұрын

Sounded like a rap song.

@marcushughes4697

Жыл бұрын

“Im the goddamn captain, I’m horrible, who’s he captain, I can’t do this, I’m the captain, look over there, when did I become captain”

@Ower06

Жыл бұрын

its even better when you realize that alex ovechkin is the actual captain for the capitals, which implies that some random guy thinks he is the captain and that other people are calling him captain ovechkin

@very_b3rri526

Жыл бұрын

@@Ower06 OH MY GOD

People: "AI is so close to thinking like a human." AI writing job descriptions:

@shadowyzephyr

2 жыл бұрын

It also has no context though, so this isn't a fair test of its abilities. If you gave a human one sentence as a prompt and told them to write a paragraph based on it, the chance they would write something that would make a good job description would be slim to none...

@bigfudge2031

2 жыл бұрын

@@shadowyzephyr but the AI gives 0 fucks, it doesn't hold back in terms of its creativity, no real person would talk like that.

@arnvonsalzburg5033

2 жыл бұрын

@@shadowyzephyr well, from my experience poor recruiters don't get much more context from the units they're searching staff for :)

@kirby_wr

2 жыл бұрын

this is a good point, but without AI, how would we get such a good job description like Diablo the Cheater who made an inter dimensional sex simulator (powered by a fucking necromancer)

@Aplesedjr

2 жыл бұрын

@@shadowyzephyr I imagine the chance of a human coming up with being married and also in a relationship with nick cage, or an interdimensional sex simulator power by a necromancer, has an equally low chance of happening.

There are so many power moves and mental breakdowns that the AI generates that it is just pure comedy gold. I hope you get to make more content like this, Diablo the Cheater!

can't believe he finally solved a problem that someone (himself) has. this is how linkedin was meant to be played.

The Nick Cage one actually made me cry from laughter. Snot and everything.

@burntbananas705

2 жыл бұрын

Digusting and Amazing Comment.

@doctorkong3065

2 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah.

I haven't laughed this hard in years. You might not realize just how much joy something like this produces.

@JMO-

2 жыл бұрын

I haven't laughed this hard in years. You might not realize just how much joy something like this produces. And really, what's not to laugh about? Had to wash my face pretty darn well to get the soot off! He was fearless. Ruth is the woman who adopted Katie, a nine - year - old at her shelter who came down with West Nile virus, giving her a death sentence. After we adopted her, I told Ruth she needed to spend a week at our house to get Katie comfortable with us before taking her to her forever home. And she took me up on the offer. We came home one evening and she was at the door looking for us.

@ValentineC137

2 жыл бұрын

I have never, and probably will never laugh like this for the rest of my life

@JohnHillstedt

2 жыл бұрын

Same here

@jonahhall2826

2 жыл бұрын

Last time I laughed this hard was the Drag On video

@nnnnnnnn6557

2 жыл бұрын

i fucking cried laughing and then just cried of sadness because this beautiful video ended, and was replaced by this "give a fuck and take a fuck" lifestyle.. it was tragic, and i sobbed for a long time Reply with quote # 18 […] k i responded and he was very sweet and said to call anytime, that i should not let anyone else influence my stand on this. i miss him more than i ever thought i would. i'm completely broken and he'd say this: "c 'mon, c' mon, you can do it. you know what's right and you know what's wrong. that's what it means to be an adult "and my heart breaks everytime

I wont lie, if I was hiring for a job of some kind and I saw this I would hire them on the spot for sheer creativity alone.

@Cninder

Жыл бұрын

I’m not going to lie to you, if I was hiring someone for a job and I saw this I would hire them on the spot for sheer creativity alone. I’m not going to lie to you, if I was hiring someone for a job and I saw this I would hire them on the spot for sheer creativity alone. But I’m not going to lie to you, I would hire them for sheer creativity alone I’m not going to lie

@Baage73

10 ай бұрын

@@Cninder I'm not going to lie to you, this is a really funny comment. I've been laughing at it for quite a while and it genuinely made my day. It's not the best, but it's pretty close. I'm not going to lie to you, this is a really funny comment. I've been laughing at it for quite a while and it genuinely made my day. It's not the best, but it's pretty close. I'm not going to lie to you, this is a really funny comment. I've been laughing at it for quite a while and it genuinely made my day. It's not the best, but it's pretty close. But I'm not going to lie to you, it's not the best. I'm not going to lie to you, it's not the best. I'm not going to lie

@rose.loves.1

10 ай бұрын

Maximum creativity

*Something completely random, unexpected and unrealistic happens* Twitch Chat: *TRUE!*

This ai sure does like to brag

@masnysunshine

2 жыл бұрын

Hi

@bapo224

2 жыл бұрын

Totally serious reasonable facts to put on your LinkedIn profile. Everyone will want to employ you.