Noah at the beginning: "this is not a team game" Noah 2+ hours in: "We are gonna win this"

@canadian4421

4 ай бұрын

Noah went from being the narrator to being the 4th player, and I'm all here for it

@bash3226

4 ай бұрын

He learnt the value of friendship :) I love character development

@ShadowKing02470

4 ай бұрын

@@bash3226 no, he learnt not to put a canon dwarf in any of his games ever

@gabrielbarron7667

4 ай бұрын

​@@ShadowKing02470to put it in *every* game in the future you mean

@satgurs

4 ай бұрын

@@ShadowKing02470cannon dwarf is gonna be a reoccuring character, though he'll probably be nerfed

The 4 horseman of making you insane : +2 to all abilities : summon another Hydra : add a goop to your deck : return to start

@UsernotFound2018

4 ай бұрын

You forgot about Canno Dwarf

@ZeroFormLak

4 ай бұрын

Honorary mention -Destroy one card/Duplicate one card

@gktah

4 ай бұрын

I think Lewis's luck should replace return to start

@josephjoestar953

4 ай бұрын

@@ZeroFormLak duplicate one card is the only reason they won though, without it there'd only be one staff and one cannon.

@ZeroFormLak

4 ай бұрын

@@josephjoestar953 it aslo became an addiction worse than shadow wheel

I like to imagine at the end, the dragon sees a fish covered in slime. A wizard with his hair sticking up, from all the lightning, and each hand holding 4 staffs. And a tired angry drawf, covered in gunpowder, pulling an entire platoon of artillery to fight it.

@queru1ous

Ай бұрын

I want somebody to draw this 💯

You know it’s bad when Noah changes rules to BENEFIT the players

@NuclearN

Ай бұрын

No it's bad when he takes a second to SCREAM in agony!

@tyquil825

Ай бұрын

@@NuclearN Oh no he’s probably done that many times off camera but we almost never see him *help* the players

@TheFlame_Hawk

Ай бұрын

​@@tyquil825he also did it in the tower defense video when Sophist invested in dragons

@somedudethatripsplanetinha4221

29 күн бұрын

@@NuclearN 1:04:11 for anyone who wants to see it

@IamNoobYT

8 күн бұрын

And they helped them by duplicating the canons

20:18 - start of first canon dwarf fight 1:25:40 - canon dwarf dies This video would’ve been about an hour shorter if somebody hadn’t fought him over and over again and powered him up 10/10

@ryanharrington5066

4 ай бұрын

Thank you for the timestamps lmao

@onebear6504

4 ай бұрын

it would have been a whole lot shorter if somebody didn't use the black hole for a hydra

@gktah

4 ай бұрын

Did I just watched 3 people fighting a dwarf for 1 hour 5 minutes and 22 seconds?

@ohoangthien8090

4 ай бұрын

Skill issues. That the reasons.

@beanz3623

4 ай бұрын

@@gktahphish noped out half way

The cannon dwarf found an amazing XP grind spot

@parasiticjaeger5170

4 ай бұрын

The players probably saw that the 'duplicate card' and 'card upgrade' had a 2/3 chance of occurring and tried grinding it early on, without realising the dwarf was secretly grinding all of them

@zoompipes_twin2889

4 ай бұрын

@@parasiticjaeger5170well, Lewie *had* a win condition in the black hole… until PHISH STOLE IT

@parasiticjaeger5170

4 ай бұрын

@@zoompipes_twin2889 Was it even possible? They needed to beat the cannon dward twice but he only had 1 black hole..

@Sir_Kilithian

4 ай бұрын

@@parasiticjaeger5170I thought he still had 2 uses on that black hole, but honestly, after this torture i can't remember.

@zoompipes_twin2889

4 ай бұрын

@@parasiticjaeger5170 cannon dwarf could dupe it

"That time the rogue fought an endless gauntlet of hydras and became the strongest in the world" put that on my anime watch list

@marshcopy3389

2 ай бұрын

That's a fire anime, but I personally enjoyed "That time I got reincarnated into a dwarf with cannons for arms and became the strongest in the world by beating up losers!" a bit better

@cobaltsky8118

2 ай бұрын

@@marshcopy3389personally I like “that time I faced the final boss after goblins made me start over repeatedly”

@kanmeridoc1784

Ай бұрын

Vaguely reminds me of Arifureta, except he was a support class of some kind and not a rogue.

@ClashBluelight

Ай бұрын

@@cobaltsky8118 My favorite was "My Time as a Wizard Spent Fighting Endless Hoards of Goblin Hydras."

@i-totally-am-nabstablook-hehe

Ай бұрын

@@ClashBluelight i prefer "endless goop, endless hydras, FREEDOM"

it's been days. i cannot forget cannon dwarf. his methods seem harsh, but he was never truly an enemy. Upon his victory, he bestowed his foe with more power for your next fight, as well the gift of cannons, while only occasionally taking the opportunity to better himself, if only to be able to keep up with you and further help your growth. As he is finally defeated, he goes down with a smile in his lips, truly glad to see you break past your own limitations, satisfied that his sacrifice could be helpful. Ultimately, cannon dwarf was a not an enemy. He was a friend, and a mentor. He will be missed.

@rodrigoandorinha9259

2 ай бұрын

A mentor who trained hes students for years so they could beat the dragon and free the mountains, the home of all dwarfs

@safwanfarhan5132

2 ай бұрын

fr

@pensandshakers

2 ай бұрын

May we all have such foes in our DND/Magic the Gathering games.

@arcragerdbd3220

2 ай бұрын

🤬 cannon dwarf, his teaching methods made his students go into purgatory and go insane. That's not a good teacher if you ask me 👎

@QSBraWQ

2 ай бұрын

This is the reason that his adepts became so powerful and destroyed final boss in two attempts, meanwhile a person who skipped all the lessons couldnt have beat the dragon no matter how hard he tried.

“Why won’t you die?!” “Cannon arms, son! They increase my power in response to physical trauma!”

@bedwarspro1752

4 ай бұрын

Real

@seiten0verkehrt374

4 ай бұрын

Underrated

@raptorking9577

4 ай бұрын

"every failed attack is absorbed"

@the_step_dan323

4 ай бұрын

and psychological trauma, cant forget that. that's why he took so long to kill, their insanity only furthered his strength

@Nobody44112

3 ай бұрын

"WE ARE MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL CANNONS HERE LEWIE, CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY +2!"

"No horrors here, just pathetic wizards who's greatest spells are my cantrips." That Twobold wizard quote is insanely raw.

@thatguy763

4 ай бұрын

Oh my gosh look it's Cannon Dwarf

@KeyboardTarantula

4 ай бұрын

oh my god it's THE cannon dwarf!

@InvictusSolis143

4 ай бұрын

Yoooo its cannon dwarf

@Noobgalaxies

4 ай бұрын

Twobold was always the funniest of the group because he improvs some of the funniest and rawest quotes, you can tell by watching the ANKO videos

@dearrciciie

4 ай бұрын

real

Twobold: Wizard who keeps blasting himself into last week and getting tp'd to spawn by the Mystic Forest of Goblins who turn into Hydras. Phish: The Rogue who happened to be in the right place at the right time to snag a fancy future gun, then fought countless Hydras for many days and nights Lewie: That one Barbarian who is literally feeding the stage 2 boss all the xp they need to make the BBEG pale in comparison I'm glad I found this channel 🤣

@FuntimeOriginalFoxy

3 ай бұрын

😂 true

@vorbex221

2 ай бұрын

the best part is that they have infinite gauntlets of hydras

@Duck-account

2 ай бұрын

I love how grinding the cannon dwarf gave twobold the theoretical best deck (based on the game that the ai created) and he still managed to lose constantly

@silver_wind40

Ай бұрын

cannon dwarf is the real winener

51:42 "this is worse than death, it's infinity" would actually be such a banger quote if taken out of context. with context..it sure is a quote.

@arsenicarrow6333

Ай бұрын

JoJo part 7

@gabrielmbx9253

Ай бұрын

Jojo part 5 also

@henritaas9997

4 күн бұрын

Jojo part 6 also

Alternate title: 4 friends getting tortured and becoming mentally insane by some dwarf with a cannon

@EEEEEEEE

4 ай бұрын

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@randomviever

4 ай бұрын

*2 cannons

@The-EJ-Factor

4 ай бұрын

And I thought the piles of hydras were going to be the stars of the shows

@akiriathorsteinson7611

4 ай бұрын

The amount of mental suffering that’s going on is happening is simultaneously hilarious and terrifying at the same goddamn time

@bookwyrm539

4 ай бұрын

You mean 3 freidns and one tortured observer

1:14:48 the fact that cannon dwarf didn't even lose to himself- no, even worse, HE TIED with himself, is true pain

@joag_

4 ай бұрын

LMAO

@kylezdancewicz7346

4 ай бұрын

He finally met an opponent equal to his power. But he was defeated by he, the cannon lover

@shadow-mo7nk

4 ай бұрын

The fact that the dragon still rolled a 100 against itself

For future reference, Noah has established here that 1 Slime is 2 Goblin Equivalent (GE) and a Hydra is 7 GE. This is important lore that I hope Noah never forgets.

@localcringeguy

Ай бұрын

You looked too far into it.

@cubixthree3495

Ай бұрын

@@localcringeguy [obligatory agrument about how stupid you are] 😂

@Moist_Turkey

Ай бұрын

​@@localcringeguy No, this is very important. It'll come back in the future.

@Korra33

Ай бұрын

@@Moist_TurkeyYes this will appear in another video with more GE

This is unironically my favorite gameshow video of all time, nothing else from any creator has even come close. The actual, sheer desperation in -everyone's- voices really adds that special something.

@queru1ous

Ай бұрын

Absolutely. I’m rewatching this for the third time already because nothing has ever brought me so many emotions. Noah usually doesn’t even laugh, but here he fully descends into madness. 11/10

A good MagicTheNoah game inspires insanity in its players. A GREAT MagicTheNoah game inspires insanity in Noah himself.

@memerman4366

4 ай бұрын

fr... the canon dwarf fight lasted an hour and five minutes

@TheBestPybro

4 ай бұрын

I've never seen Noah go insane before. It was honestly terrifying.

@gabrielwag

4 ай бұрын

@@memerman4366 That's in the final cut, it was probably twice as long in the actual game...

@jarrodtang8499

4 ай бұрын

Bruh I was going insane

@user-te5hi5sn6g

4 ай бұрын

yoooo 666 likes

Noah sounded genuinely happy. This added a whole new layer to the comedy.

@EEEEEEEE

4 ай бұрын

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

@greenkitty1

4 ай бұрын

EA games

@antagonistduck

4 ай бұрын

Noah is the narator from stanley paradble

@Songking222

4 ай бұрын

It didn't sound happy, he was happy

@gnoot50

4 ай бұрын

yea

The pure JOY in Twobolds and Noahs voice at 1:29:15 just shows how LONG this took

Before Cannon Dwarf: "The hydra gauntlet will be the hardest thing to deal with" During Cannon Dwarf: "HOW ARE YOU SO STRONG, ITS KINDA FUNNY" After Cannon Dwarf: "That Dragon is no match"

they kept comparing their task with sisyphus but atleast that guys rock didnt get heavier when it rolled down.

@strikermodel

4 ай бұрын

You got a laugh out of me, good work

@bensoncheung2801

4 ай бұрын

Oh yeah, due to friction, my guy must be rolling a grain of sand by now!

@centurionpan3400

4 ай бұрын

@@bensoncheung2801he just walks up the hill but it slips through his fingers every time and he has to run back down to get it

@Glowing0v3rlord

4 ай бұрын

​@@centurionpan3400 Yeah, but he's saying it would have eventually eroded over time from friction

@rickastleybutroblox7302

4 ай бұрын

@@bensoncheung2801a grain of sand would honestly be harder than the rock

This video is divided into two halves. First Half: Shits and giggles Second half: Anguish beyond belief

@TSkyravin

4 ай бұрын

Third half: Constant laughter and crying

@twasnotacrow

4 ай бұрын

just like hamilton

@xelA-z6s

4 ай бұрын

Alternatively First half: shits and giggles Second hafl: giggles and shits.

@ed_cmntonly

4 ай бұрын

First half: cannon dwarf Second half: cannon dwarf Third half: cannon dwarf + some random dragon lmfao

@anon077

4 ай бұрын

First third: mystic forest and cannon dwarf. Second third: CANNON DWARF. 3rd third: CANNON DWARF!!!! oh and a dragon ig.

It's funny that the only guys that infinitely increase in power, who can delete the dragon, are stuck behind an also ever growing Cannon Boss, and the weakest finite rolling player can only hit 2 numbers to defeat the dragon but never can hit it when the dragon rolls weak but when he does once, it's back into the rinse cycle or being outplayed by the dragon

I sent this to my statistics Professor he emailed me back saying if I sent him another thing like this he’s going to fail me but he said it is an ungodly low chance for it to happen the way it did

OH SISYPHUS CAN YOU HEAR ME??! I KNOW YOUR PAIN AND I KNOW YOUR AGONY!!!! I HATE THIS GOBLIN FOREST I HATE IIIIIITTTTTT

@eidanhguiron489

4 ай бұрын

Looollllll I was laughing my ass off when you got surrounded by hydra's in the goblin forest 😂😂😂❤

@andreasioannides5780

4 ай бұрын

Gotta give it to you man you made me laugh fuck tons today, thank you 🙏🙏

@dazombisgama3849

4 ай бұрын

YOU GOT THROUGH IT YOU ARE NOW BETTER THEN ZEUS SINCE YOU JUST COMPLETED THE INCOMPLETABLE TASK

@ivykwek1020

4 ай бұрын

I don't see a phish complaining about all the hydras he fought

@Lord_Hengar

4 ай бұрын

MVP your dog for bringing you toys.

Noah at the beginning: i am holding you hostage Noah at the end: the game is holding US hostage

@akiprox7

3 ай бұрын

murica is being held hostage

@hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii2x

3 ай бұрын

@@akiprox7murica is dead

@ReignyRain

6 күн бұрын

@@hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii2x nooo murica 😢

For the low low cost of an hour and a half, you too can watch Noah and his friends descend into madness. It was quite pleasant

Not many people have noticed, but the rat wizard has a move that gains +10, so it if Lewis didn’t roll the bomb or the black hole, the rat wizard would probably be STRONGER THAN THE CANNON DWARF

@Seweryn1234f

Ай бұрын

Nope, rat wizard also has 2 other moves that are very weak

@ClashBluelight

Ай бұрын

@@Seweryn1234f Yeah, and Cannon Dwarf has two other moves that actively help the player.

@Seweryn1234f

Ай бұрын

@@ClashBluelight ye but they are strong unlike the rat wizard ones, he has a 4 and a 10

@ClashBluelight

Ай бұрын

@@Seweryn1234f Wouldn't that be 14 and 20 after just one turn of getting +10?

@Seweryn1234f

Ай бұрын

@@ClashBluelight no, rat wizard's attack says "gain +10 to THIS move" So it does not upgrade the rest of the attacks

The virgin doubling cannon vs The chad +2 cannon

@hs7178

4 ай бұрын

i cannot tell if this is the funniest comment here or if i am just lightheaed after qatching the whole vid

@christianmiddelaarvan2377

4 ай бұрын

​@hs7178 if you are writing a q instead of a w I think you are lightheaded

@coffee1139

4 ай бұрын

@christianmiddelaarvan2377 I mean, jonestly after that show it could be either 🤣

@damonfleming38

4 ай бұрын

@@coffee1139you are for sure light headed you put j instead of h

@coffee1139

4 ай бұрын

@@damonfleming38 uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, no xomment 🤣🤣

I love how in the end they all had different builds in their decks Twobold: addition stacks Lewis: multiplier stacks Phish: high-ish base items

@MD.Akib_Al_Azad

4 ай бұрын

Phish had the worst deck, like how could he kill 10 hydras yet still have the worst deck, he got so many chances for the Tresure Cards or everything else

@Nitosa

4 ай бұрын

​@@MD.Akib_Al_Azaddon't forget that every time he beat a hydra another would then nerf him again.

@MD.Akib_Al_Azad

4 ай бұрын

@@Nitosa and Twoblod defeated 5 hydras in one go, what took phish 7 rounds

@fatihmika9559

4 ай бұрын

@@MD.Akib_Al_Azadover 7 rounds I think

@teslapanda1412

4 ай бұрын

I think it's like twobold>Lewis>phish

"all i see is GOOP and WHEEL" absolutely KILLS me every time lmfao

@justsomeguywithhalfamustac6837

2 ай бұрын

you say everytime like you've watched this video multiple times

@Echo-Frisk

Ай бұрын

​@@justsomeguywithhalfamustac6837Are you saying you didn't?

@queru1ous

Ай бұрын

@@Echo-Friskat this point I know it by heart. Literally feels like that one movie you always watch when there’s nothing else to watch

"I rolled only 1s, lost my staff and haven't used any magic" sounds like a title for a new isekai anime

Phish’s experience with the hydras is exactly what fighting a hydra is actually like. You cut off one head,two more come back. It’s realistic

@TheHeck17

4 ай бұрын

But hydra's arent real :(

@birdmcturd1626

4 ай бұрын

@@TheHeck17 Prove it

@obi-nh9eh

4 ай бұрын

​@@TheHeck17nuh uh they do trust me bro

@dot606

4 ай бұрын

Except that's not how hydras actually work in fiction. Hydras just regrow the 1 head they lost, it doesn't keep doubling

@Capta1nTD

4 ай бұрын

​@dot606 Dude Hydras are literally from greek mythology. The myth was every time Hercules cut a head off, two more grew back in its place.

They got so broken at the end they forgot the main function of cannon was to also double the punishment Imagine how much stats the cannon dwarf would have if they still doubled the punishment

@evanzablocki9346

4 ай бұрын

Oh God! I wish they did now. Cannon Dwarf, lord of all things cannon, would've become a God.

@Triobian

4 ай бұрын

I forgot about that too, we need a redo of this video now XD

@wyattdolfin5700

4 ай бұрын

@@evanzablocki9346 bold to assume he wasnt already

@massimilianoreali4398

4 ай бұрын

But this would had also meaned that they got to upgrade and duplicate twice their cards so they would have even more chance to win against the dwarf

@clintonbehrends4659

4 ай бұрын

@@evanzablocki9346 I'm pretty certain cannon dwarf litterallly cannot physically lose to bread god

Never have i been so entertained by the same exact sequence of moves for over 40 minutes,you guys are amazing and hilarious

@cadenbarry

3 ай бұрын

I agree

27:16 twobold: theres so many hydras *little did he know*

The first two-thirds of this is among the funniest content I've seen from you. The last third is like a lucid nightmare, where every second I have to acknowledge that I'm voluntarily subjecting myself to this hell and despite that I continue to suffer when leaving is completely within my control at literally any moment. 5/5.

@EEEEEEEE

4 ай бұрын

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@Ryvaken

4 ай бұрын

I'm only halfway through it and I think the nightmare's been going for at least half the video so far, so this comment fills me with glee and the need to find a whip.

@ofbleedingink6473

4 ай бұрын

Rule Nr 1 of MagicTheNoah Content: there is always a shadow realm. If there isn't a shadow realm, yes there is.

@-Core-

4 ай бұрын

It's like an abusive relationship

@lememz

4 ай бұрын

everything after the 10 minute cut felt like a benadryl trip

There was no shadow realm on the board, so the board became a shadow realm

@charrydog22

4 ай бұрын

THIS

@MR_V0ID001

4 ай бұрын

THIS

@AlekseyKoTReal

4 ай бұрын

THIS

@emirbergazden9723

4 ай бұрын

THIS

@jiayiliang5277

4 ай бұрын

THIS

"I'm gonna keep fighting the cannon dwafif it's only good things" 22:48 Famous last word

Twobold came in as an underdog, came out as the hero Lewis came in as the protagonist, but will forever be remembered as the villain

@iantino

3 ай бұрын

And phish was there just to fight hydras.

@coolguy7461

21 күн бұрын

​@@iantinodwarf could have been finished if phish didnt steal black holeee

If you ever do another video woth these three, one of two things needs to happen 1. Canon dwarf needs to be the final boss 2. Have it on a rewards wheel, like, a 3% chance to land on, be "summon cannon dwarf" and see how long before they notice

@nikolokulusgame

4 ай бұрын

U do realise, the would summon a bunch instantaneous

@extreme_gamer7170

4 ай бұрын

oh god the horrors

@mac_sour

4 ай бұрын

the final boss has a 0.0001% sliver: resurrect cannon dwarf with all stats from this video, see the trauma ensue

@smiley7399

4 ай бұрын

3% is never 0%

@TZkxG2914

4 ай бұрын

Man I want to like your comment but it has exactly 666 likes and it seems very fitting

The poetry, Lewis created the monster that is the Cannon Dwarf, and he killed it. It's beautiful.

one of my favorite parts of this video is, for some reason, the parts when noah accidentally selects the wrong wheel on the left side (particularly the "cannon dwarf vs cannon dwarf" parts because of how monotonous the footage beforehand is, like all the wheel spinning + counting, and then hearing someone go "wait noah that's cannon dwarf vs cannon dwarf/that's hydra vs hydra noah" just cracks me up bc it breaks the monotony)

"There's a second stage?" - Fish You can hear the hope extinguish in his voice 😅😂

@adriancarlito8830

4 ай бұрын

What's funnier is that the dragon consecutively rolling those 100's are literally one in a million chances. He could've won a lottery with that.

@KaiCarp

4 ай бұрын

Phish* 🤓☝️

@adriancarlito8830

4 ай бұрын

@@KaiCarp Why bother properly naming a fish?

@NaturallyAnIdiot

4 ай бұрын

When the test has 2 sides

I petition for raw full length feature of the Google slides movie with 1 and a half hours of never before seen footage.. thanks in advance.

@cookiekingdom6911

4 ай бұрын

I sign this petition.

@heyyanewbie

4 ай бұрын

Yes please give us a second channel with any failed runs and full runs noah i am begging you,

@jayphilipps3904

4 ай бұрын

GIVE US THE DIRECTORS CUT

@Mysterium-zy6ri

4 ай бұрын

PLEASE

@Ryvaken

4 ай бұрын

Absolutely. I will invite friends and make it a movie night. At the end of the night I will have one friend remaining. Maybe.

Twobold is addition and Lewie is Multiplication

@universalgaming5967

2 ай бұрын

Ans phish is x^0

1:03:45 is the hardest line to shout this late in a video

the production budget has improved yet again. so much quality now

@oscarnyan

4 ай бұрын

😶‍🌫

@jairasha

4 ай бұрын

Too much quality, even

@Mieskun1

4 ай бұрын

im astonished that he could hire people like ai to make such high quality games

@MaxWeb2599

4 ай бұрын

I think, Noah didn't had enough Budget to pay himself, that's why he needed to outsource the game.

@polomierer

4 ай бұрын

im scarred that it will be even better

1:12:46 when Twobold said “you suck Noah” but then the captions said “you are great Noah” is so good 😭😭

@ihauok

4 ай бұрын

"reality can be whatever i want"

@yonusz.hashim8335

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@Campfiresartdiary

4 ай бұрын

I love when captions don’t match what is actually said or show complete opposite

@bearturtle6058

Ай бұрын

Someone else says it again later, but the subtitles are actually correct. Meaning Noah has felt remorse for his cruelty.

1:04:12 Bro was done with everything at this point. My favorite video by far

Every Dragon Fight: 58:32 Round 1 [Lose] Phish 14 vs Dragon 16 58:49 Round 2 [Lose] Phish ??? vs Dragon 20 1:02:05 Round 3 [Lose] Phish 10 vs Dragon 20 1:04:10 Round 4 [Lose] Phish 14 vs Dragon 16 1:05:58 Round 5 [Lose] Phish 14 vs Dragon 16 1:09:07 Round 6 [Lose] Phish 0 vs Dragon 100 1:10:46 Round 7 [Lose] Lewis 17 vs Dragon 20 1:13:34 Round 8 [Lose] Phish 14 vs Dragon 100 1:15:47 Round 9-1/2 [Win] Phish 24 vs Dragon 20 1:15:56 Round 9-2/2 [Lose] Phish 0 vs Dragon 100 1:17:16 Round 10 [Lose] Phish 0 vs Dragon 20 1:18:36 Round 11 [Lose] Phish 0 vs Dragon 20 1:19:23 Round 12 [Lose] Phish 15 vs Dragon 100 1:20:33 Round 13 [Lose] Phish 25 vs Dragon 100 1:21:26 Round 14 [Lose] Phish 26 vs Dragon 100 1:22:43 Round 15 [Lose] Phish 15 vs Dragon 100 1:23:56 **Bonus Round** Dragon 16 vs Dragon 100 1:24:12 Round 16 [Lose] Phish 0 vs Dragon 100 1:26:34 Round 17 [Lose] Phish 0 vs Dragon 100 1:27:14 Round 18 [Lose] Phish 0 vs Dragon 100 1:27:44 Round 19-1/2 [Win] Twobold 20+ vs Dragon 20 1:27:54 Round 19-2/2 [Lose] Twobold 14 vs Dragon 100 1:28:34 Round 20 [Lose] Phish 0 vs Dragon 20 1:28:47 **Final Round-1/2** [Win] Twobold 20+ vs Dragon 16 1:28:58 **Final Round-2/2** [Win] Twobold 30+ vs Dragon 20

"One must imagine sisyphus happy" In the end you could really see this here.

1:28:14 That dog was the secret MVP, giving Twobold the necessary support to break free from the shackles of this insane game.

@silver_wind40

Ай бұрын

twobolds dog brought me away from the video and to reality. He's been sitting in his chair for oveer an hour watching a RNG wheel which decides their fate

They forgot that the cannon duplicates the consequence as well. There was one time where cannon-dwarf should've gotten +2,560 to all abilities. They also forgot that monsters spawn every turn.

@diegoportillo3528

28 күн бұрын

Wow naw it s actually impossible

@sonkokun6824

17 күн бұрын

They probably just choose to ignore that lol.

At the start of this video I had some laughs here and there but when Phish started to fight the hydras and their mental stability started going downhill, I couldn't stop laughing even after the video ended, I was literally gasping for air.

They joked about it going to long. Then I see there's an hour left..

Cannon dwarf needs to make a return. It sounded like every time they lost to him they took a shot.

@strikermodel

4 ай бұрын

I have gone through 4 mixed drinks in this video. I don't want to imagine what taking a shot each loss would be like.

@SylviaGrome

4 ай бұрын

@@strikermodeldead you’d be dead

Finally, a game that broke Noah more than the actual players

@jaredjosephsongheng372

2 ай бұрын

Noah was already broken with the Mimic Detector lmao

@sonkokun6824

17 күн бұрын

@@jaredjosephsongheng372what video was this?

@jaredjosephsongheng372

16 күн бұрын

@@sonkokun6824 It's the "I Made a game about Drawing" video which well you'll see.

@jaredjosephsongheng372

16 күн бұрын

@@sonkokun6824 It's. "I made a game about drawing."

47:14 Fish finally became the protag who defeated the undefeteble enemy - THE INFINITE GAUNTLET HYDRA(S)

The absence of the shadow realm may have weakened Twobold but he still powered through, what a comeback!

@e-tan3911

4 ай бұрын

He powered through by designing his deck to spin as many wheels as humanly possible, which is a very twobold thing to do.

@EEEEEEEE

4 ай бұрын

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@Ekgladiator

4 ай бұрын

The shadow realm was the start space 😂

@madweenerdog8403

4 ай бұрын

@@e-tan3911He had shadow realm at home

@TheCubifyer

4 ай бұрын

​@@Ekgladiatorthis whole game was the shadow realm.

What this video taught me: -Dont let these 4 go to Vegas -Psychological torment is a serious problem -All hail Cannon Dwarf, lover of cannons

@sebastianrodriguez9889

4 ай бұрын

All hail Cannon Dwarf, lover of cannons

@Irithind

4 ай бұрын

All hail Cannon Dwarf, Lover of Cannons.

@t0mmy_326

4 ай бұрын

All hail Cannon Dwarf, lover of Cannons.

@UsernotFound2018

4 ай бұрын

All hail Cannon Dwarf, Lover's of all cannons

@GrizverG

4 ай бұрын

All hail Cannon Dwarf, lover of cannons

"Ah, glad that they got through the gauntlet of infinite hydras-" *sees i'm only halfway through the video*

I LOVE that two bold Cannot do anything at start but at the end wins

This was unironically the best Noah video, everything in it was perfect, twobold being teleported to the spawn, phish being stuck in the gauntlet, and the cannon dwarf slowly powering himself

at 1:13:21 Noah added 5 to Cannon Dwarf's ability, which is why he got odd numbered. watching this video 3 times has unlocked my magical abilites, which is how i know such arcane things

@jackdudley3755

4 ай бұрын

Sorry you watched this how many times??😊

@cpupyroheart5716

4 ай бұрын

@@jackdudley3755 ADHD is a hell of a spicy brain to have

@alexanderrose1071

4 ай бұрын

Then what was Phish’ actual glory points number, before it got deleted?

@GadzieGadanie

3 ай бұрын

@@alexanderrose1071 12, you can see it at 54:35 and he doesnt gain any more

@BFPerry220

3 ай бұрын

Then you know that the game isn't over yet. They declared a victor without finishing the spins.

I could have watched a movie, I could have watched a series, but instead I watched people suffer

love how it went from them going against each other to them helping eachother and praying that one of them just beats the game already

Noah changing twobold’s subtitles to “I did choose” and “this was my choice” was so good.

@artimoo_is_not_taken

4 ай бұрын

I think it was a problem at the translation department... You know it happens a lot in high quality movies like these

@Nitosa

4 ай бұрын

​@@artimoo_is_not_taken"laughs happily"

Cannon dwarf better be a reoccurring character after this

@ANDORRA195

4 ай бұрын

It better, it needs to bring back ptsd

@Potatodome

4 ай бұрын

Cannon dwarf and his infinitely replicating hydra army

@tvs26

4 ай бұрын

it's funny if he only ever comes back when it's this group of youtuber as if it's haunting them

@benjaminlu9542

4 ай бұрын

Technically speaking everything Lewis lost with the canan doubling the bomb it should have added +4 to the Canon dwarfs stats😭

Around thirty minutes into the video, I actually felt like this game would be really fun to play. Not anymore! Amazing job.

19:45 I like to imagine he just span in a circle so fast that when he flung his fistful of ice cubes at the goblin, the goblin just exploded instantanously.

This was the best thing ever. I love how you did a community poll asking about captions, and then had to caption an hour and a half of gameshow.

@有機物

4 ай бұрын

Maybe that post is out because of this video

Fish did say he would become the protagonist 48:50 Fish after his 100 hydra training arc:🗿

@space-diny7667

4 ай бұрын

Fish:🎣

@OverloadedDragon

4 ай бұрын

they each had their moment as the main character

I love that because of cannon dwarf Twobold and Phish were practically gods by the time they were fighting the dragon. 😂😂😂

“Cannon Dwarf” in my head now is equivalent if not greater to the ultimate evil of legend of Zelda. Ganondorf.

Noah, Noah, Noah. I need you to release the full version. I need the full 7 hour cut. Please. And also the board game. I need to put my friends through this hell.

@p_3ater160

4 ай бұрын

Yes

I love the fact that Noah reached the point of trying to end the game 1 hour in and then there was another 30 minutes of video left xD

@Erchut

4 ай бұрын

Lol

@drakefoster7047

4 ай бұрын

Don't forget that they been recording for over 3 hours

I love how twobold's dog can feel his suffering and tries to help, what a good dog

the long sobbing/maybe laughing at 1:03 followed by the screaming really made my day

Honestly cannon dwarf is just the rpg mentor. He just spars with them and both have the potential to get stronger.

@FuromeNavi

3 ай бұрын

Cannon Dwarf literally made so strong, they felt weak but they’re the strongest fighters in the world. Nothing beats them except for -20 luck 😂😂😂

@genderlesssalamander8939

3 ай бұрын

Fish held the line so they could train

No intelligence is more artificial than Noah’s.

@hollowbox5723

4 ай бұрын

they all lost it at the end

@EEEEEEEE

4 ай бұрын

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@I3oozeAddict

4 ай бұрын

The AI was the only intelligence seen in this video

@NubE-Co

4 ай бұрын

Noah's math skills are worst than stupid

@ezkillah8

4 ай бұрын

i feel immense amounts of psychological pain

Seeing phish at the final boss and seeing there’s still a half hour left in the video is everything. It’s just pure insanity from here on out

39:47 🎶 it's the battle that never ends🎵

1:02:34 gotta be the best part. all three of their turns had a silly funny, I love the sound of them all dying inside: "TWOBOLDDDD!! MY GUYYYY!!!!!" "I GOTCHU MY BOY!!" the sheer energy behind their dead voices is amazing. "SEE ITS FUNNY.... BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER WINN!!!!" "SISYPHUS!! I UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!" they are dying and you cannot convince me otherwise. This is the best vid on his channel to date, we need the full uncut vid of them all dying inside, cannondwarf NEEDS to return, and I'm unsubbing if he doesn't. Because I know how much you value EACH and EVERY sub and I MATTER... 😠 that said hope you're recovered mentally by now.

@Thehuman_player

4 ай бұрын

uh

@feha92

4 ай бұрын

the dog started bringing its owner toys because it sensed the distress xD

@konkurer775

4 ай бұрын

Noah usually reuses sprites so it's very likely cannon dwarf will return and hopefully with these 3, maybe as an ally. (I fully believe if Noah reads comments he'll shamelessly steal this suggestion and you know what, that's okay.

@kagemushashien8394

4 ай бұрын

Canon Dwarf: The Movie.

@cameronvanatti6629

8 күн бұрын

I want the uncut version released so I can hire a statistician to figure out how likely it was that the game lasted this long😂😂😂, not that they could account for human choice with Lewis battling cannon dwarf and giving it extra strength 😂😂

"I'm going to keep fighting the canan dwarf, it's only good things" -One Poor Soul

@silver_wind40

Ай бұрын

insanity is the doing the same thing over n over again looking for a different outocoeme

@Damian-cilr2

Ай бұрын

@@silver_wind40 Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, boom...I shot him! The thing is... He was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking, 'This time is gonna be different, no, no, no please... This time is gonna be different'. (Far cry 3 refrenennc)

I seriously laughed more at this, than I have at any comedy movie to come out in YEARS. I swear, you could enter this in the Sundance film festival, and win 😂

I find it really funny that Noah refuses to duplicate Twobold's staves not once, but twice, and after he suffers the consequences of not doing so, he realizes his terrible error and does not make the same mistake a 3rd time when the opportunity comes again

@alangarciarodriguez3062

4 ай бұрын

The true character development

Bro this was like one of those manhwas. I killed millions of goblins and I became the strongest wizard.

@modzflare8683

4 ай бұрын

*And infinite hydras

@jasminecole8596

4 ай бұрын

Infinite DUPLICATING HYDRAS! XD@@modzflare8683

@kyuokuo

4 ай бұрын

Then he faces the Venerable Elder Cannon Dwarf and has his cultivation crippled, having been humbled by that Body Immortal Elder

@DestroyerRio

4 ай бұрын

​@@kyuokuoPeak fiction

@meisnewperson

4 ай бұрын

that WAS how it was looking w/ Twobold

I can say that video was just incredible by how Noah was laughing, never saw him laughing that much 😂😂

YOur logic at the end is flawless, how can I not? This is definitely the best video I've seen yet, and I swear its 95% schadenfreude You guys did good XD

I don't think this will be sent to a statistician to analyze, this should be sent to all the psychology majors to learn how comedy accelerate insanity.

I don't know if I've ever laughed so much. This has to be honestly, the best one. It REALLY did circle from Funny -> Not Funny -> Funny Again. I can't believe it. Was super invested. Hope twobold played with dog after.

@samuelparchment1908

4 ай бұрын

I think it then went back to not funny and then back to funny again. I’m dying.

@Nineteenfootalligator

4 ай бұрын

What? I laugh for 1 hour straight theres no part thats not funny

@BobFauci

4 ай бұрын

Only better in the sense that I'm invested the whole time, no so reason to click off. @@samuelparchment1908

Did no one notice how 1:18:30 after leveling up the bomb it went from 21 to 40

@merlin9845

12 күн бұрын

Noah also levels it up to 60 later on.

I love when ppl cut the screams so its like " A- " btw quality content wish I could do stuff like this

The lore of this set is *INSANE,* we finally know where the hydra come from, we find out that goblins and slimes are are scaled and draconic in nature, we find out what FDD's been doing with his freedom, we find out the goop has mind-controlling properties against scales, we find out Phish doesn't know what words mean... And this is just in the first few cards, before we meet the new main character, canon dwarf, the Hydra Farmer! Also "Twobold, you're up, horrors await you" has to be one of the quotes of all time. The delivery was surely delivered. Though, back to the LORE, I can't believe the hydras finally unlocked regeneration. Weird it took them two years to grind to the level where they unlock their basic ability, maybe the balance team should be whipped to fix that, but the hydra using goblin-slime swarm tactics was a pretty nice way to tie its regeneration into the new heritage reveal around its first and second stage evolutions! And yet, despite their many minds, they can still wait patiently for their turn in line to eat the wizard and rogue, how sweet~ Phish really *is* a rogue, everyone makes these jokes about bards, but rogues are almost as bad. The hydras should sue for harassment. At least Phish really *can* take five Hydras at the same time. It's so sad seeing that every time I've of his beloved pets die, the canon dwarf gets angier and angrier, but at least that also makes him stronger and stronger. His hydras, statistically, will be avenged. Especially since Louie is pulling Frieza and just letting him power up because of his ego. The wizard also immediately ending up in a hydra gauntlet alone after abandoning Phish was just exceptional storytelling, I love it, props to the writers, toss a few more glowsticks in the basement, i know they like to drink those. (It was also a good fight so toss the animators a raise and an extra free car as they go home to their families that love them) The Canon dwarf arc, though... God damn. I know half of it was filler, but... It was so good. Seeing the consequences of Louie's actions bite the team. All united once again for the first time since episode 1... and they still aren't strong enough. Fish abandoning the group, though... Good call on skipping that chapter. The narrative idea was good, but the execution was terrible. Skipping right to the dragon was a much better transition. Switching between the ineptitude of the coward villian phish and the utter dominance of our main character against the main and lancer villains was a really good scene, pacing-wise, especially as Dwarf took blow after blow but refused to die. But the part that really set in stone how amazing this season was is definitely when the Dragon managed to finally do the impossible; it physically harmed Noah, god of this world. No one, not even the players, had ever done that. Canon dwarf was right to put his faith into her, unlike the player's faith in eachother. It was a nice parallel that meshed with the story's themes quite nicely. The pain the characters felt feels so real, too! The voice actors should get an extra five minutes of simulated sunlight for that performance! I really felt like these people were going insane! But... When Canon dwarf... When Canon dwarf fell... I cried. Not because I was sad. But because we both knew he'd bought enough time. He and the dragon won. They won against Noah. And Phish. And Gengar. And... Whatever the fuck Louie is. That, and the dragon can still deal more permanent damage to Noah while it still has the chance. And while the dragon's death is tragic, denying the true winners, Phish and Louis, the win, despite clearly both deserving it, is really a victory in disguise. Noah will never forget them. Meaning they'll live forever, since he is their god, and his mind grants them life. Congratz on the new children you have dug into your pre-frontal cortex, Noah. They'll never leave.

@itsnightcraft5357

4 ай бұрын

I an’t reading all that 🤫

@alberto9927

4 ай бұрын

Quality commenti

@Ramzi65ok

4 ай бұрын

this is a comment yes.

@goongoon6652

4 ай бұрын

The best part is all of this could be completely true or completely false because my brain has melted alongside the players and I remember nothing

@entothechesnautknight1762

4 ай бұрын

​@@goongoon6652 I lied about FDD, his whereabouts are unknown and he is still at large.

this would literally be one of the funniest isekai mangas holy shit. 3 main characters, one just farms hydras but is bad at it; one goblin killing specialist that blows himself up constantly; and the hero that constantly fights against the demon lord's general and they both get infinitely stronger

@PoumiRaku

4 ай бұрын

I would 100% watch that

@user-nr2hc3qi8c

9 күн бұрын

No he is the demon lord

@ZanDamn

7 күн бұрын

Far less entertaining than this video

9:00 umm.. where's the +10 for the rat wizard?

This is my favourite of your videos so far. 10/10 would watch again.

@queru1ous

Ай бұрын

Here’s your reminder to do this

"Phish, the Slayer of Hydras" "Lewie, the Dworf Assasinator" "Twobold, the Dragonslayer"

@lukeskymaster

4 ай бұрын

more like lewie the sabtaour

@baronluke8065

4 ай бұрын

"Lewis, friend of cannons"

@nikolokulusgame

4 ай бұрын

Lewie, the relentless

@nikolokulusgame

4 ай бұрын

Phish, the persistent Twobold, the gooped

@cobaltsky8118

4 ай бұрын

Twobold hater of goblins

I like how twobolds wheel just became a counting game