I love how this went from "Your mom is weird" to "Appreciate your mom more."

I work at a self-serve frozen yoghurt store, with sprinkles and syrup and all the fixin’s, and this one time a woman came in with her kids. She bought them plain cups of yoghurt, sat down with them in a corner and, from the depths of her purse, whipped out a little pocket-sized tube of rainbow sprinkles (which we HAVE in the store) and topped off her kids’ yoghurt. This was several months ago and I think about it to this fucking day.

@shaekm333

4 жыл бұрын

bitch boy maybe they had food dye allergies?

@Jiemboh

4 жыл бұрын

@@shaekm333 I thought you were being really mean in this reply but then realized it's just this dude's name.

@nicklewis470

4 жыл бұрын

Do you guys sell by weight or cup size

@TigerBears11

4 жыл бұрын

Nick Lewis - They’re sprinkles, they ain’t heavy.

@candykatkittylichiousisthebomb

4 жыл бұрын

yeah if anything she should have brout her own oreos or gummys

H o l y s h i t I went to dinner w my boyfriend's parents and his stepmom brought her own salad dressing and: trav and justin are right. It happened like a month ago and I'm still talking about it.

@shawnaeatscats

4 жыл бұрын

@subtle username yes I am

my friend once reached inside his backpack to retrieve a 2L bottle of sprite right in front of and after when he told the waitress he didnt want any drinks

"Does Colonel Sanders wear a hat?" "When it's sunny, uh-"

@gdragon521

4 жыл бұрын

Justin's ability to slip jokes under the radar is top notch

whenever they say kurtis i imagine kurtis conner working at arby's trying his best

Confession: I’ve brought sriracha in a tiny sriracha bottle with me to put on my food at restaurants before. I’m very surreptitious about it though.

That mom saying "no one will notice" is my mom saying "no one will look at your feet" while getting me horrible shoes as a child. Bullshit mom. Bullshit.

I don't know why but I am constantly delighted by Travis thinking that Arby's sells the Big Buford. It's happened at least twice.

@snoixalicious

2 жыл бұрын

you and your friends buford and big buford always gets me its so fucking funny

..okay in 10 years I might be the person bringing my homemade overnight pickles to Arby's, that sounds alright

Arby’s don’t got pickles so you go mom

Griffin b like: *B R U H*

my mom's brought homemade desserts to restaurants before...

As someone who worked at Arby’s, I’m so glad that they made a Mr Arby’s joke

Mr Arby's: *bites a Ruben with pickles* "Hey all you people!🎶"

"they are down to clown."

Arbys does have pickles tho, and up front by the condiments no less...

@monehget

3 жыл бұрын

Who uses the condiments at Arbys though?

@PointsofData

3 жыл бұрын

No?????? Not...are you talking about the relish??? Because...I have never seen pickles by anyone's condiment selection??????????

@thesightthesoundthefeeling8769

11 ай бұрын

It's been years I know, but I have NEVER SEEN PICKLES AT ARBY'S.

I definitely do this, my best example is using sodastream syrup to add flavor to other sodas

there is no way i heard griffin say bruh

You know if someone asked "how can I improve my Arby's experience?" They absolutely would tell them to discreetly bring in baggies of their own special sauces and spices.

As an ex Arby's worker-- Arby's does have pickles! But I agree with the mom, they fucking suck. lol

To be fair... tomatoes at fast food places fucking suck

Arby's employee here: we wouldn't give a shit

why do the MBMBros get so weird about Food Crimes™ between this and the Hotel Breakfast Larceny..

I have friends who have very particular food needs they'd be deeply uncomfortable breaking and would absolutely do something like this like... if people want to make their food comfortable and palatable and enjoyable just let them do it.

@PointsofData

3 жыл бұрын

Fair, but it's more that it's rude to like...use a resturaunts space and utensils but refuse to pay for anything extra out of principle, not so much if you do it out of neccessity. Mostly if you do it blatantly in front of a waitress, because that's cash on your bill that could up the tip, yknow?

It’s really unfortunate that Griffin said “bruh” all those times :(

Griffin b like: *B R U H*