“We’ll get back to dogs in a second-“ No you won’t, and we all know you won’t.

Remember what Carl Sagan said: "The Cosmos is all that is, or ever was, or ever will be. It's even this bear's reproductive tract."

"Can ghosts hurt dogs?" Episode title: Can we just go to space? How do these good boys chop and screw this answer :P

@christopherhale3140

5 жыл бұрын

This is honestly my favorite example of the tangents the McElroys go off on. The question was "Can ghosts hurt dogs?", the clip title is "Can We Just Go To Space?", and the road betwixt the two runs through a bear's pussy.

@radioreprise

4 жыл бұрын

screw was the worst choice of words here ,,,,

@Cindyisadog

3 жыл бұрын

It’s so fucking funny how they go from ghosts hurting dogs to bear Fallopian tubes in SECONDS

I listened to this in a Wendy's two years ago

@myrajoyce783

2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@nandersonnanderson

2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@littlemau1360

2 жыл бұрын

Listening to this in line for taco bell rn

Griffin learned the word Ursine from Pokemon.

@alejandrorivas4585

3 жыл бұрын

100%

@calebduarte5255

3 жыл бұрын

I learned it from the constellations.

Holy shit i cannot stop shrieking with laughter at the words "Get me out of this pussy Neil!"

Ursa Vaginor, my favorite constellation.

I like that my beliefs on this are "are ghosts real? maybe" & "can dogs sense ghosts? yes"

@heizo4296

5 жыл бұрын

Same

Justin's Micky Mouse laugh at 8:16 is everything

Hearing Griffin saying ‘Bear Pussy’ is still so jarring for me

@darkokat

11 ай бұрын

Why?

Well, that was an incredible tangent.

cats and ghosts get along worse because they both knock stuff off your counter for a living and they really step on each other’s toes there

In retrospect this explains a whole lot about Neil Degrasse Tyson

TELL ME ABOUT THE...THE ORBS!

Ursa labia major

Justin's laugh at 8:16 is the best sound in the world

That would be terrifying if the world of ghosts was hooked up to the world of our debit card accounts

damn my cat sniffs all the time we must be extremely haunted

Griffin PLEASE

@Catgirl_Online

5 жыл бұрын

meissnerd he just wants the *O R B S*

I reckon SOME cats can sense ghosts but my cat is definitely too dumb for that he routinely tries to hunt a keyhole bc he thinks it's a bug

@lionguardant5468

9 ай бұрын

Is your cat orange by any chance also I hope he’s doing okay

Cats absorbing ghost has broken me

@pikapuffin368

Жыл бұрын

…I’m so glad my roommate has cats to absorb the ghosts I fear then

Yeah, if I saw a ghost I'd re-evaluate all my beliefs. For sure.

As athiest ,seeing something I actually thought was a ghost would make me question my atheism not reinforce it.

@Stolanis

5 жыл бұрын

Why? The existence of ghosts neither proves nor disproves the existence of a god or gods. That's just bad logic. First of all you'd have to prove that there is some kind of connection between a dead person and the ghost - it could just be some kind of supernatural phenomenon that has nothing to do with souls (if souls can be said to exist in any meaningful manner). Next you'd have to prove a connection between souls and a possible god having created them - they might exist for some other reason entirely that has nothing to do with gods. Even assuming we've made it over the first hurdle of accepting that ghosts exist, going from that to thinking that the existence of ghosts necessitates the existence of gods requires some impressive mental gymnastics - which is useful training for jumping to conclusions, I suppose.

@fite-4-ever876

5 жыл бұрын

Kaz I (and most other atheists) generally reject the existence of the soul and the supernatural. As a ghost would be proff of both it would fallow I would have to seriously question my beliefs

@illuminati.official

5 жыл бұрын

Seeing a real ghost may increase the probability that there's some kind of mystical force at work in the universe or even responsible for its entire existence, but it increases the likelihood that a 33 year old Jewish hippie who was his own dad became dead (temporarily) to pay off human sinfulness by about 0%.

@ZazzilasArden

5 жыл бұрын

Fite-4-Ever there are thousands of different spiritual beliefs. Very few of them involve gods of any kind. Atheism is simply the disbelief in a deity as we know them, not everything supernatural as a whole. I know quite a few atheists that believe in ghosts. "Soul" is just a made up term. Ghosts don't prove the existence of anything else but ghosts.

@fite-4-ever876

5 жыл бұрын

Zazzilas Arden I get that perspective. But I'm speaking personally. Seeing something I sincerely thought was a ghost would make me kinda say " well if there is a soul and some kind of consciousness or life after death, maybe I should rethink my rejection of other concepts like the existence of God(s)"

Travis confirmed my suspicions; disneyland is not real. My parents might as well have promised to take me to area 51.

if ppl thought the existence of ghosts meant god wasnt real than what about hte holy ghost

This is a very accurate description of my atheism.

@radioreprise

4 жыл бұрын

it involves bear pussy?

@jerk1921

3 жыл бұрын

@@radioreprise Obviously, thats what he was getting at.

No, but really, can ghosts hurt dogs?

every time a cat sniffs, thats a ghost being sucked up i love this so much

i bet cats can sense ghosts but they refuse to tell anyone

this one goes to some interesting places lmao

Fully thought they were joking about everything about the bits with NDGT

someone out there, please animate this

Was that a dumbo gets mad reference?

Can ghosts hurt dogs tho?

weirdly enough. I dont believe in ghosts either.

*I SCREAM* THERE IS A DEMOGRAPHIC OF PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN GHOSTS AND NOT IN GOD AND THOSE PEOPLE ARE YOUNG SOUTH KOREAN PEOPLE. I CAN CONFIRM THIS.

@ZazzilasArden

5 жыл бұрын

Kristina Amuan There are hundreds of religions and thousands of spiritual beliefs. Only three of them believe in god. Why are you surprised? People don't have to believe in the judeo-christian god to believe in literally anything else. I don't even understand your thought process??

@bee4590

5 жыл бұрын

also me

@jude6291

5 жыл бұрын

Game Spirit damn dude, bad day?

@earlgrey197

5 жыл бұрын

Yeeeah there are a ton of people who believe in ghosts and not god, plenty of which live in the USA thats not abnormal

@KatieKat223

5 жыл бұрын

@@ZazzilasArden Like. A lot of religions believe in gods. Chill.

The likes are at 420 so I’m sorry but I cannot in good conscience press like.

@NoxietyPrime

5 жыл бұрын

They're at 451 now, so go ahead and like if you haven't already.

It's actually kinda wild to me now that no, ive actually never considered ghosts and the christian canon mutually. Like of all the ways ghosts are theoretically real in various shows and books and movies, even when they acknowledge that theres an afterlife the ghosts should be in, ive never actually assumed it was the christian afterlife. Like thats just wild that ive never seen that connection made. But upon thinking about it as an agnostic person ghosts might reaffirm my agnosticism but not convince me of any particular religion. And i don't think the existence of ghosts has to imply an after life at all much less a higher power or what have you

You know, some people think that the brothers are laughing with real glee about "owning the Dems" etc when Griffin says Benghazi. It is scary how many people don't understand tone and sarcasm.

griffin does not know how to spell "samuel"

@gwen6622

5 жыл бұрын

no the yahoo person spelled it wrong

@heizo4296

5 жыл бұрын

the Yahoo user spelled it "sameul" which is why he said it was wrong haha

Oh man, this bit did NOT age well

@heizo4296

5 жыл бұрын

Why?

@bellegreen9696

5 жыл бұрын

THIS BIT AGE PERFECTLY

@gwen6622

5 жыл бұрын

Neil is a sexual harasser