Making a REAL sword? Eeuuuuaaaarrggghhhaaa....

“Right to cut off arms” is a joke that went unappreciated.

@Fiona-West

2 жыл бұрын

thank you for saying this i was looking for this comment

@raneemrashid6439

2 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU I was going to comment this if no one else had already. travis I see u and ur little one liners lmaoo

I have listened this bit about ten times and just now noticed that Griffin made an awesome The Crucible joke everyone completely blew past.

9:07 Fun Fact for our boy Griffin. Swords are now legal to open carry in Texas!!! So he could do exactly that.

@laurenyork6095

3 жыл бұрын

My hatred for the state of Texas is now battling with my soul-deep desire to OPEN CARRY A SWORD

@WateverWatever04

3 жыл бұрын

Writes down another reason to NEVER visit Texas

"Right to cut off arms" is such an underrated travis wordplay

Griffin I appreciate your The Crucible joke even if your brothers didn't get it

IM GONNA CLANG!

@reverieprince

4 жыл бұрын

SQUAD!

@newflesh666

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to Clang Squad, a KZread comment inside a KZread comment...

its funny that they had this bit and then justin still fucked up his RP characters sword by trying to chop up metal

The best thing about this is that the question asker could just buy two swords for like a total of 90 bucks and it would be easier and more inexpensive than making a couple yourself.

@boredtodeathify

6 жыл бұрын

Providence83 I dare you to find two swords you can use properly for $90

@Anafyral666

6 жыл бұрын

Cursory Google says that katanas are the cheapest functional swords with the cheapest being around $129. There's a briquet sword for $122.90, but most functional swords in the first page are katanas that average around $300, and two of the western swords out of five were more than a thousand dollars.

@Providence83

6 жыл бұрын

Hey guys, this fool wants to make swords so him and his buddy can swing them at each other. I think the premise of it being a "proper" sword went out the window the moment these guys wanted to FIGHT WITH SWORDS AGAINST ONE ANOTHER!

@bluebirdyplays9133

4 жыл бұрын

There was a sword at the thrift store near my for $20

@beafbuger

4 жыл бұрын

less magical though

as someone who does actual blacksmithing this episode made me had a stroke

@newflesh666

3 жыл бұрын

Was it ....too accurate?

Plato just made up Atlantis for "The Republic" as a metaphor for Athens. He said that it *was* in the Atlantic, and that the Egyptians told its story to his ancestor, not himself. That website was wrong on multiple fronts, even the fictional ones.

@TJForceIX

5 жыл бұрын

actually, Atlantis was from a different Plato book, the one he didn't finish because he died, where Athens goes to war with, and defeats, the great Atlantis. He also wasn't particularly specific about the location, though it seemed to be beyond the Pillars of Hercules, which would probably mean the Atlantic. But, besides that, yeah. Definitely a metaphor for Athens and definitely the whole "ancient Egyptian story" thing is just part of the parable.

Gun swords ARE real though

i choose to believe that "anvilfire" is a play on Angelfire

This is gonna turn out one of two ways; He and his friend quit halfway through the research part, realizing that it was a stupid idea, or they actually make the swords because no one's gonna order all the need materials only the chicken out, they fight with them once until they realize that swordfighting is tiring as fuck or until someone actually gets cut, then they start a KZread channel called -"The money could have gone to charity but instead we built swords even though we could have bought them on Amazon"- "SwordBros" where they post videos of them cutting watermelons and stuff.

this unironically made me realize how idiotic the NRA's arguments are lmao

This one was buck wild.

Crucible steel is a no. The other two the answer is yes they are necessary

Wanna know something awesome about swords? Gun-swords are real. They're just very rare.

@heizo4296

5 жыл бұрын

Bayonet

@1:36 trav is more knowledgeable of swords than the question asker. Damn this is a good show.

*berserk clang sound effect*

@newflesh666

3 жыл бұрын

I've got my grasses on...

The level of incorrect that is Travis is incomparable

@user-wm1em1rg4p

4 жыл бұрын

They preface every show by saying "their advice should never be followed"

did they accidentally reinvent the WTNV "guns can't kill people" joke

this bit gives off major Cody "Nightangel" Walsh vibes

Wow anvil fire with the wrong comic knowledge-adamantium is an alloy, not an element

The sword jokes were all just to the right of that anime about the dude with the backwards blade and the worst English dub accent

@mixmastermind

4 жыл бұрын

Samurai x

@calebduarte5255

3 жыл бұрын

...all of them?

Clang? I prefer GCC.

As an ~amateur~ blacksmith this is painful for me 😂

where was the nsfw warning

@zacharywood9416

5 жыл бұрын

Cor Phoenix not safe for weapons

@newflesh666

3 жыл бұрын

No! Stop forging weapons