I was listening to this while writing some notes for school and I submitted it with the word burgers instead of buildings 👀

@hawktalon7890

4 жыл бұрын

Perfect.

@the_pigeon.

3 жыл бұрын

that's dedication

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

Partial credit.

@sydcryptid1797

3 жыл бұрын

RIP

@Sandux930

Жыл бұрын

Post the whole text here !!

This bit goes through so many phases...

I don't know what I expected, but it definitely wasn't a dystopian future ruled by the concept never-ending lines of burgers.

@cinnabarlab

4 жыл бұрын

snowpiercer but its meat

subway.

@greeensouls9

4 жыл бұрын

i dont know why but this fucking killed me.

@vampk1zzer

3 жыл бұрын

One word can say so much

@maddyc2025

3 жыл бұрын

@@greeensouls9 SAme

I would like to submit the following idea for consideration. Subway offers 6 inch and footlong sandwiches. The desire - the NEED for a long burger is there. The people demand more BURGER, not just more meat. If I wanted more meat, I'd pay for an extra patty. They already let you do that. I don't need your CURATED burger experience, McDonalds, I'm not a SIMPLETON. Some of us have a refined palette. If I asked for "more spaghetti" you wouldn't just pour sauce onto my plate and call it a day. In my essay, I will examine

@frankielee9333

4 жыл бұрын

Trainer Auro Op where’s the essay

@analogger3058

2 жыл бұрын

@@Riddonculus Yeah, poboys are just burger sandwiches. Even if some of them are the messiest thing you’ll ever eat, i.e. Danny & Clyde’s in New Orleans😂

@big924

Жыл бұрын

@@analogger3058 words cannot describe how wrong you are. I will attempt to use them to do this in one paragraph. A burger consists of AT LEAST a ground beef patty, and a bun. The burger also must at least be large enough to comfortably to hold with both hands, or else it’s classified as a slider. A Po-Boy consists of AT LEAST a meat, French bread sliced in half, and a vegetable. The Po-Boy was designed to be cheap, good, and nutritious for the construction workers in the south, who didn’t have much money, hence the name. The burger was designed to be portable, and quick to eat, being named after its place of invention in Germany. Everything from ingredients, to reasons for existing differ in all but the most base levels. If you are willing to call a Po-Boy a long burger, hell *even a submarine sandwich* a long burger; you should consider calling your mother a lizard, cause they’re both made out of flesh.

I like how when they get further and more seriously into this bit the name keeps switching between "longburger" and "stringburger."

i would like an AvP style crossover between this and Food Train

@Sandux930

Жыл бұрын

Avp and sexy deadly hot burger train. No one survives but the burger bots 😂😂🤣

This is the perfect example of “You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn’t stop to think if you should.”

@Sandux930

Жыл бұрын

Life finds a way 🍔

@DarlingMissDarling

Жыл бұрын

This comment and reply combo just made my whole entire gd day. Thank y'all, and that is 100% in earnest. 😆👏👏👏

I’m listening to this in the background and whenever I zone back in I’m just like.... oh dear god how did we get here

I feel like this bit and Food Train take place in the same dystopian fast food future universe

My favorite: the Ven Diagram bite

This is why I love the boys so much. They're so creative and imaginative and they work so well with each other, building off of each other's ideas, that they can make amazing and fascinating concepts like this out of mundane topics. Nobody else could take a complaint about the shape of burgers and just run with it until they end up with a worldwide net of burgers that encompasses the globe, transmits internet, finds your soulmate, kills all birds and is an origin story for The Joker.

The answer why this isn't a thing is pretty simple. As a legit burgersmith (I've worked kitchen lines almost all my life at various burger joints) the answer is obvious but multi-pronged. 1. Dry Meat: A larger patty will take longer to cook than two smaller patties. The longer a burger cooks the more dry it is going to be. 2. Storage: A larger patty takes up more space and requires a bigger area to store for less product 3. A lot of places cook their patties on standarized equipment when talking about fast food joints. They're not built for strange cuts of meat or shapes outside their parameters. Making a machine that can do it is not cost effective. 4. Harder to handle: A larger patty isn't as structurally robust as a smaller patty. Larger, thinner, patties are not ideal for the cooking side of things and that's why you don't have them as standard.

@analogger3058

2 жыл бұрын

Is it possible to make patties in such a way that they could be cut after cooking to create a long patty?

@aplant9980

2 жыл бұрын

@@analogger3058 two square patties next to each other on a longbun

@voldechu1645

2 жыл бұрын

i see your argument, and present a counterpoint: long burger

@GeeVee1978

2 жыл бұрын

Why not just coil the stringburger into a spiral so it still fits into a round shape on the stove?

@Sandux930

Жыл бұрын

Mcrib tho

The secret is to get footlong hotdog buns or hoagie rolls and cook a long patty 😋 limo burger

@DarlingMissDarling

Жыл бұрын

Limo Burger is the best name ever.

Okay though but actually if your burger is long enough they can change flavour from front to back

I definitely need to include the paragraph, "I'm right.", in my PhD.

Whataburger has undeniably perfected the burger shape. Wide as heck and perfectly mouth-sized.

Cat-chup killed me

In my home town, there was a restaurant that sold a 1 pound burger. It was very large and surprisingly cheap. That place closed down after a few months.

got unexpectedly cuil theory here, huh

Burger: what if but long?

@shawnaeatscats

4 жыл бұрын

Tim Mcgraw's what if? Burgers: Fates

Long burger, food train, Snow Piercer.

This is the true hero’s journey

Whataburger. They have the widest burgers of all the fast-food joints.

Part of me wishes they elaborated upon this fabled Castlevania crossover, wherein I can imagine Trevor uses an absurdly long whip to smack Dracula. Could have it include some nice garlic on it for a nice touch.

The McElroy's struggling to say anonymous for 13 minutes

A "pizza sized burger" is pretty much a (south)brazilian "xis" burger with less filling. It's a real beauty of our country and it usually comes with fries and a free guaraná soda.

A single, 8 inch patty is almost twice as much burger as two 4 inch patties

An 8 in wide Berger would be 4 times as much beef

I'm right.

Wouldn’t long burger just be a sub

submarine sandwich.

I think the yahoo answers asker would really enjoy whataburger

ok but this yahoo user IS right!!! what, do you want me to unhinge my jaw like Scooby Doo to eat your stinkin sandwich??

S-subway

burger pezz

I'm surprised this conversation didn't travel to pizza-sized wideburgers

Chopped Cheese: Am I a joke to you?

"these orphans roaming the streets only have burger money in the morning... when their mom send them off to university" Really Justin? who didya say sends the orphans off to university?

mathematically, question asker is very correct: one 8" wide patty would be *200 square inches* , vs two 4" wide patties at a total of 100 square inches. (for visual scale, an 8" wide patty would be literally the size of an entire pie pan or a small pizza. please do not attempt to consume an 8" wide burger unassisted, and be especially careful of internal temperature)

it should be burglonger like finglonger from futurama

Whataburger burgers tend to be really wide.

answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20190918020700AAKC1z0 ^ The original post if anyone wants to read along

Long burger and food train

Griffith Justin

Focacia burgers.

Just get a toasted subway