I come back here frequently to hear Justin say "I _gotta_ get a vasectomy."

What I love about this show is that it's like sitting in a comfortable basement talking and laughing with good friends. Yeah, we're talking about vasectomies, but it's FUNNY.

“That’s way too soon! You JUST cranked off!”

@GrixieKong

4 жыл бұрын

“It’s magma-red-hot!!!”

griffin's so fucking fascinated that he can't even make jokes i'm crying

I listen to this at least once a week.

@Souleater787

4 жыл бұрын

Me too. Really puts the past 7 days in perspective yknow?

@emjots

3 жыл бұрын

imagine if justin heard you say this about him and his 20 evacuations

@theakeppler4202

3 жыл бұрын

TIMELESS USERNAME me too haha

@stellabymoonlight9069

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@wastelandllama6241

3 жыл бұрын

Same

1) I love how you can hear Justin's voice tremor with the memory of pain while recalling when the doctor grabbed his vas deferens 2) Does anyone else get the feeling that like...he had kind of a shitty doctor? Especially if you've listened to the follow-up where he talks about the surgery itself?

@boombangpow889

3 жыл бұрын

He absolutely had a shitty doctor.

@katrinadejager-kennedy296

3 жыл бұрын

I don't actually want to know this information because it's not my business, but I hope (1) Sydnee helped Justin realize that this doctor was a shitty doctor and (2) Sydnee got the doctor in trouble.

“Wait a minute, are you Taako?! What an honor to be working on your balls!”

GOTTA get a vasectomy

The biggest difference you say? The vastest deference.

@Molscheira

3 жыл бұрын

👋👋 Great Job

I remember vividly the first time I listened to this, it was maybe my 20th or so episode so I was fairly new. I had headphones in and I was standing at a busstop at 7am with several other people. I could not help myself from laughing out loud and coughing and choking to cover it up, and I looked absolutely insane. So now I don't listen to MBMBAM in public anymore.

@RevCuck

4 жыл бұрын

coward

@MsDefectiveToaster

4 жыл бұрын

Jokes on you. I listened to this at WORK. I am literally the only woman who has ever held my position in the history of our company and I had to explain to my male coworkers that I was crying/laughing over some guy's vasectomy...

@aud7593

4 жыл бұрын

@@MsDefectiveToaster power move tbh

@whalesharko4465

4 жыл бұрын

I was lying in my garden and the cat sitting on my stomach was so upset when I lost it

- You'll need a driver. - No worries. I brought my bike.

@michaelamccain3031

3 жыл бұрын

*faint wince*

What if the doctor said "what's a podcast?"

@majalis7010

4 жыл бұрын

“does that require lifting?”

Can’t wait for Charlie to inevitably hear this someday.

this is one of the funniest stories ever told on this podcast, slow burn considered

As someone who has also had a vasectomy, I can't begin to guess what "bucket list things" Travis might have been referring to

He wasn't at Disney World with a jock strap though, because the hurricane came through and cancelled their Orlando show. Unless they still went to Disney!

@taber9669

4 жыл бұрын

So what you're saying is... god is real and he loves Justin?

@cl5uo

4 жыл бұрын

This is from episode 418, which was put out in like august of 2018 I think

@cl5uo

4 жыл бұрын

Unless you knew that and I never heard about the Orlando show so instead I’m just spewing irrelevant nonsense onto the internet 😂😂

I'm getting a vasectomy right now, and I'm loving it

7:32 I never fail to laugh at the "ohhh..GAWD" lol

God towards the end where they were talking about cranking it i laugh so hard i almost barfed.

I don't even have vas deferens but clench my thighs as I listen to justin recall this pain

My balls had a slight but constant ache throughout the rest of the video after Justin explained the doctor Vulcan nerve pinching his vas deferens.

I love that trav cracks himself up

Wait... So youre telling me there will be a mildly famous comedian walking around Disney World wearing a jockstrap? Watch out for cup-checks, bud.

Coming back after ep 564 cause griffin asked if people liked this chat. Its one of my favorites

@Animallovercomedian

Жыл бұрын

Me too I relisten to it regularly so when Griffin mentioned that and someone (I forgot who of the group) said that actually seems like people really enjoy this but I felt personally victimized yet validated.

This is my favorite MBMBAM bit of all time. My girlfriend and I relisten to it when we need a pick me up. I’m listening now bc I’m having trouble getting to sleep tonight. Years later I keep coming back

Thanks

I feel ill. Ever since you mentioned the Vulcan Ball Black-out Pinch, Ive felt sick. Damn you... Damn ypu straight to hell.

"What a treat to be working on your balls" Lol

grIFFIN THATS NOT HOW DNA WORKS???

god this bit never gets old

WE DID IT LIKE THE PREDATOR, THIS STUFF'S MAGMA RED HOT !!!

12:51 Makes me laugh every time

What if he gets thirsty on the way to the lab tho

@maxxsmith-rapaport5634

3 жыл бұрын

You monster

@myanimation8987

3 жыл бұрын

Bad thing for you to say

@majalis7010

3 жыл бұрын

that would be a big problem if he did not have a cup