Princess Yue didn't sacrifice herself for "The moon is for boys"

@WaitinInAmber

2 жыл бұрын

That’s rough buddy 😔

I took two years of vocational school centered around engineering and architectural design, and we did some pretty extensive studying of project apollo, including watching multiple documentaries/interviews from the astronauts themselves. It's my absolute fucking pleasure to reveal that Buzz Aldrin, upon leaving the lunar module, stood at the bottom of the ladder and pissed his urine bag.

@kierawheeler7963

4 жыл бұрын

Ludwig Beilschmidt thank you for your nugget of wisdom. i honestly feel horrible and honored to know this.

@ludwigbeilschmidt239

4 жыл бұрын

@@kierawheeler7963 Perfect. It was my intention to make everyone incredibly happy while also deeply uncomfortable. I've served my purpose

@user-wm1em1rg4p

4 жыл бұрын

Another repulsive piece of history: Early Russian cosmonauts had two flavors of food puree that came in tube form. For the exact reasons that you can assume, these were nicknamed "blonde" and "brunette".

@Kryptnyt

3 жыл бұрын

Ok so there was some sloshing involved when they were bouncing around like Weebles then? And maybe somebody had a bowel syncopation?

@shumpwumbus2813

2 жыл бұрын

The greatest comment in KZread history, thank you

In an interview several years ago, Buzz Aldrin said that the first thing he did after stepping onto the moon was to pee. Not sure about Neil though.

Watching this clip is how it occurred to me that buzz lightyear was named after buzz aldrin lol

The Pilot with them said he should go out on the moon and say "Oh God... Oh God!! WHAT THE HELL IS THA--" and then disconnect his radio

Fun fact: the first manned mission to the moon did pack machetes "just in case", and when the russian cosmonauts went up there, they brought guns (though admittedly, the guns were in case they landed in the wilderness and needed to fight bears or americans)

Everyone forgets Micheal Collins 😔

I'm here after watching Inside Job on Netflix, in which Buzz Aldrin fights giant worms on the moon

Neil Armstrong: “The moon is for boys!” Artemis, Princess Kaguya, & Chang’e, Moon Goddesses: “yeah sure kid”

@MaxGreen111

4 жыл бұрын

#1 Best Comment

@thefunniestvalentine4789

4 жыл бұрын

The moon is for one specific boy and his name is Sokka

@Giganotus

3 жыл бұрын

And then there’s Tsukuyomi who’s like “hey well sometimes I’m a guy.”

@KairuHakubi

Жыл бұрын

I mean the moon is a girl, so it is for boys.

Saturdays are for the boys, so why isn't Saturn for the boys

We're crankers on the moon We're cranking our harpoons But there ain't no grav So there ain't no laughs When it floats out the room (I'm sorry)

@jesselakey6139

2 жыл бұрын

A year later, but what's the ref? Kinda sounds like a Beatles song tbh lol

@warren_waters

2 жыл бұрын

@@jesselakey6139 Whalers On the Moon from Futurama

@jesselakey6139

2 жыл бұрын

Ah. Fuck yeah thank you 👌

I fucking bet you anything there WAS protocol about what to do if you met moon men.

Buzz: "I'm the first second person on the moon!" Niel: "bet you won't be the first murderer :)"

The rollercoaster thing isn't the craziest thing in the world. Think about it. you experience periods of high, and low G-forces durring a rollercoaster ride. I don't think it has the most bearing, since thats rapid fluctuation between highs and lows, whereas staying in space is an extended period of low-G force after an initial period of high G-force taking off. And once you start making approach towards landing on the moon, and when finally landed there, you are experiencing more G forces than when in open space, BUT not as much as on earth.

The highlight of my day

When I heard the phrase "fill his space diaper" I was thinking more along the lines of making a bigger bulge, not shit lmao

@KairuHakubi

Жыл бұрын

that's why it's dumb to call those 'dirty' thoughts. in this case it's definitely the cleaner option.

I wish to pee on the moon

"Not after I'm done with em"

oh also uh, that one Homestar bit.. "if spaceman makes bafroom in his pants, does he go boom?"

You just KNOW Travis was trying to say Lance Armstrong at the end (as a joke), but accidentally said the real one. I've never been so sure of anything in my life.

Hey gang? The last moon landing was in 1972?? I feel lied to by all of cinema??? We've only been to the moon 6 times and it's only ever been Americans????

@deeraredear

4 жыл бұрын

Arbitrary constant nice pfp i love ajj!

@bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329

4 жыл бұрын

Cuz the Cold War absolutely destroyed NASAs funding and national interest was way down after like 1970 since shuttle launches were getting so normal. The best part about it is, America owns the moon babyyyyyy.

@sanityplusmilkshakes

3 жыл бұрын

@@bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329 That explains why Dr. Eggman destroyed it.

@KairuHakubi

Жыл бұрын

The moon belongs to America, and someday our brave astro-men will walk on her fertile soil.

8:59- Do you mean command module pilot Michael 'Command Module Pilot' Collins?

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