“that’s French for wig snatch” still haunts me like a year and four months after this content was first exposed to my impressionable brain

@calebstuder448

3 жыл бұрын

How about now?

@Zoe-rr8wj

3 жыл бұрын

imagine trying to explain this segment to your grandparents

@calebduarte5255

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zoe-rr8wj Fuck, imagine trying to explain this to your grandchildren.

it doesn’t matter HOW many times i listen to this, “billboard was WET for ‘all the ways’” makes me viscerally recoil in horror

@jpfizzle1

Жыл бұрын

I was listening to this while cleaning, but as soon as I heard that exact line I had to stop what I was doing to make sure it was real 😂

I refuse to believe someone didnt do extensive research to find out "what kind of slang the kids use nowadays." Theres no way someone who naturally uses these terms wrote this

@brody2k

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh I lowkey dunno what you mean- this whole schtick was lit.

@lionguardant5468

2 жыл бұрын

truly it was hashtag vomworthy

It’s the same- guys it’s the same- guys it’s the *same PARAGRAPH*

@brody2k

4 жыл бұрын

I want an old fashion ten hour loop video of that. I need that audio hellscape.

@momobalkhy7312

3 жыл бұрын

@@brody2k Im uploding rn, will update comment when done

@momobalkhy7312

3 жыл бұрын

@@brody2k kzread.info/dash/bejne/kWd2zqRph7XKfaw.html

I keep imagining some marketing man in a pressed suit writing this and am especially uncomfortable

@DeeDee-ye5qe

4 жыл бұрын

Choo-choo, Betch!

@ultimateninjaboi

4 жыл бұрын

Its such a horrific mish-mash of cultural slang that like... god... i can only imagine this marketing man sat in front of a computer at 3am, the light from the screen the only thing illuminating the room, as he tries to research as much slang as he can, and vaguely understand what it means...

@superemoboi2050

3 жыл бұрын

I imagine a 40-year-old woman, with a barely functioning wine addiction, whose desperately trying to regain her youth by being "hip with the kids".

Justin should have ABSOLUTELY made this a thing because I know this isn't the only one of its kind

I only learned about phish food ice cream a few days ago. Really contextualizes the first line.

I hope if Munch Squad ever ACTUALLY dies, it gets replaced with something like this.

Thank you SO MUCH for this clip. This is one of my favorite segments!

I know its been like two years, but if ya'll don't know, this was written by someone who was fully self aware and did this on purpose, and I think that makes me love it even more

I need to re-watch spy kids

I just know this press release was written by a white gay who claims aave is actually gay slang...

Dude... "Stanning?" Like... As in Eminems track, "Stan?" Christ...

@calebduarte5255

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, my sweet summer child...

I've listened to this clip like 5 times since it was posted and I'm just now realizing that "eating a pint of fish food" is a euphemism for eating puss. I always thought they were making fun of lonely people, because lonely people have pet fish and on Valentine's day they have dinner with their fish.

@MobileToyBox

2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure it's phish food as in a pint of the ice cream flavour phish food my guy

@Dylan_Platt

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's Phish Food, the Ben & Jerry's flavor.

@clanofclams2720

Жыл бұрын

It's neither of those things