MBMBaM - The Garfield Monstrosity

Justin, Travis, and Griffin have possibly the grossest conversation ever heard by human ears. It is also hilarious. If you like this you can check out more on their sampler here on KZread or go on their site: www.maximumfun.org/shows/my-br...

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  • @LunarRaevyn
    @LunarRaevyn5 жыл бұрын

    "Do you want a Yahoo Answers?" "Yes" He would soon come to regret those words

  • @kizi3339

    @kizi3339

    4 жыл бұрын

    169th like

  • @pinkertonbyweezer

    @pinkertonbyweezer

    4 жыл бұрын

    nice pfp

  • @pormpfspimperton6804

    @pormpfspimperton6804

    4 жыл бұрын

    *Word

  • @LunarRaevyn

    @LunarRaevyn

    4 жыл бұрын

    Damn i didn't even know i left this comment

  • @LunarRaevyn

    @LunarRaevyn

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@pinkertonbyweezer thanks!! Made it a couple months ago :)

  • @mephostopheles3752
    @mephostopheles37523 жыл бұрын

    Sometimes this video autoplays when I’m distracted. And I only realize what’s happening when Griffin says “As a teenager I suffered from severe depression-“. That moment is like realizing you’re hearing footsteps in your otherwise empty house only when the figure appears in your doorway.

  • @StraveTube

    @StraveTube

    3 жыл бұрын

    I can only hope this does not start happening to me. It sounds terrifying. I am sorry for your... situation.

  • @barbershopbible

    @barbershopbible

    2 жыл бұрын

    yup, just happened

  • @Secret_Takodachi

    @Secret_Takodachi

    Жыл бұрын

    lol welcome to the club, I'm 31 now and started suffering from depression as a teenager. I've learned to manage it through less... non-garfield related outlets but yeah that shit doesn't just go away. You just age out of being young enough for people to pretend to give a shit then you're on your own. So.... learn to cope, don't lose hope and just remember we all leave eventually so there's no point in rushing things; give life a chance to surprise ya I guarantee if you force yourself to keep living with it there's going to be some shit that you never saw coming. That has made it easier for me to keep on going but I get it, some days are impossible. When that happens just focus on getting through that, practice will make you more resilient and while medication didn't help for me you should at least give some of those a try if only to say you did that. Cognitive behavioral therapy can really set you up with some good resilience mentality models and those have been my most reliable resource so I definitely suggest that as a non-medication based alternative. Good luck.

  • @frogfireFantasy
    @frogfireFantasy5 жыл бұрын

    No, Nermal's the young, grey kitten who annoys Garfield by being younger and cuter. They're thinking of Arlene, garfield's pink girlfriend with lipstick. Get your Garfield canon right, god.

  • @lindseyherbst9444

    @lindseyherbst9444

    5 жыл бұрын

    My brain read this in Griffin's voice, in the style of Griffin's amibo corner.

  • @skyheartstar6510

    @skyheartstar6510

    4 жыл бұрын

    Maybe they thought Nermal was a girl because of his eyelashes?

  • @bitchtitchs

    @bitchtitchs

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hey garfield lore expert. Please answer me this. What was nermals owners name

  • @frogfireFantasy

    @frogfireFantasy

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@bitchtitchs Their owner is never mentioned. Its said several times through the series that nermal DOES have an owner, since he gloats about going to photo shoots and stuff. But their owner is never mentioned. I'm almost positive it's not Jon tho.

  • @bitchtitchs

    @bitchtitchs

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@frogfireFantasy what about johns roommate? I remember them being connected by having weird names

  • @porygonlover322
    @porygonlover3226 жыл бұрын

    "I'm pretty sure Nermal's asexual, _not that it's gonna slow this guy down_ ."

  • @rhino3677
    @rhino36777 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for NOT animating this!

  • @crowe3301

    @crowe3301

    5 жыл бұрын

    I, personally, am VERY disappointed that no one out there decided that this would be a fantastic thing to animate. Would I watch it? No. Definitely not. But I do wish that someone would enjoy this clip enough that they decided to spend the time to animate it.

  • @piroshi3rd

    @piroshi3rd

    5 жыл бұрын

    If plagueofgripes was a fan of the show I know for a fucking fact he would be all over this.

  • @crowe3301

    @crowe3301

    5 жыл бұрын

    Will Cook Whoever this is needs to be introduced to this show as soon as possible.

  • @nocturnGER

    @nocturnGER

    5 жыл бұрын

    This would make for a great David Cronenberg movie for sure

  • @cwonus

    @cwonus

    5 жыл бұрын

    Guess who IS animating it! kzread.info/dash/bejne/m4Ch19yhktG-lrQ.html

  • @tinytoychihuahua7306
    @tinytoychihuahua73066 жыл бұрын

    Garfield the shopkeeper from TAZ always wears a robe. I wonder why

  • @ros7444

    @ros7444

    6 жыл бұрын

    HEY NOW I DONT LIKE WHAT YOURE IMPLYING HERE

  • @ishallcallhersquishy

    @ishallcallhersquishy

    5 жыл бұрын

    HEY HEY HEY ..... HEY

  • @alexhartley3576

    @alexhartley3576

    5 жыл бұрын

    NO. STOP.

  • @haroohi8839

    @haroohi8839

    5 жыл бұрын

    HEY THERE, FRIEND. HEY. NO.

  • @n0vela884

    @n0vela884

    5 жыл бұрын

    how about no

  • @theWeaverofTales
    @theWeaverofTales4 жыл бұрын

    Justin: "Don't tell the internet about your sexual fantasies" Also Justin: "I find Larry the crash test dummy to be a very soothing sexual influence"

  • @infinikki

    @infinikki

    2 жыл бұрын

    I want to like this but 666 likes seems appropriate for this 😂 I'll be back when it's inevitably ruined Edit: I came back at 668, to deliver dat 669 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @jordanj.3800
    @jordanj.38006 жыл бұрын

    The distress in Griffin's voice when he yells, "You're worried about FINISHING?" makes me lose it every single time, without fail. This bit haunts me. There's never been a weirder question on the show.

  • @blackdaisy123

    @blackdaisy123

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jordan J. the mango one came pretty close, though.

  • @Abigail-hu5wf

    @Abigail-hu5wf

    4 жыл бұрын

    Every time I think I'm gonna get through this. Every time. And each time... I am _wrong._ I have to specifically avoid listening to this podcast in any situation where I'm likely to need to do something like driving because of these fucking moments.

  • @Kazzzack

    @Kazzzack

    4 жыл бұрын

    12:36

  • @sunnydtgm5414

    @sunnydtgm5414

    4 жыл бұрын

    ^ this

  • @Silverwind87

    @Silverwind87

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@blackdaisy123 That was an answer, not a question.

  • @UnderTheTableGremlin
    @UnderTheTableGremlin2 жыл бұрын

    Something about “I killed off Jon in a jealous rage” kills me every time

  • @IrisGlowingBlue
    @IrisGlowingBlue7 жыл бұрын

    Griffin: "Let's get into this" Justin and Travis: "Nooooope" Griffin: "No, no, no, c'mon. C'mon" -a microcosm of this whole podcast

  • @shutupsavannah2195

    @shutupsavannah2195

    6 жыл бұрын

    GlowingBlueIris Griffin: PLAAAAY WITH MEE

  • @OttoGraff-fu8pj

    @OttoGraff-fu8pj

    4 жыл бұрын

    shutupsavannah Play with me in the space~

  • @alembicsystem
    @alembicsystem7 жыл бұрын

    "well i'm flaccid forever now"

  • @BillieWagtail
    @BillieWagtail7 жыл бұрын

    "Your seed would find no purchase in her loamy soil" - I'm ruined forever.

  • @bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329

    @bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329

    4 жыл бұрын

    400th like. Also I’m gonna use that line now lmao

  • @kaizokumugiwara2724

    @kaizokumugiwara2724

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm pretty sure he secretly reads trashy romance novels. There's been a couple things he's said to make me think that's happening.

  • @laurafrakinroslin
    @laurafrakinroslin7 жыл бұрын

    Griffin always comes in the kinkiest yet Justin always ends with the most disturbing shit. Meanwhile Travis is dead.

  • @Sam-kt1mi

    @Sam-kt1mi

    7 жыл бұрын

    Prettypinkdork Travis is a catalyst that enables them to reach greater heights and is the most non-odd, enabling them to bounce ideas around and test reactions, in a way we can relate to instead of the podcast just becoming incomprehensible and faintly disturbing. That's my theory at least.

  • @darkmannight1

    @darkmannight1

    7 жыл бұрын

    Travis is like the rpg summon, he's not there all the time, but when he is you bet its Something

  • @MerryMadnessOfficial

    @MerryMadnessOfficial

    6 жыл бұрын

    Omg! I was legit cry laughing!

  • @meghanconklin3796

    @meghanconklin3796

    6 жыл бұрын

    Travis is so essential

  • @GoldKnightProduction
    @GoldKnightProduction7 жыл бұрын

    Just imagine if Pam-Body Garf-Head could only communicate through speech bubbles.

  • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick

    @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick

    4 жыл бұрын

    GoldKnightProduction Like in Who Censored Roger Rabbit?

  • @suzieguinard8342
    @suzieguinard83427 жыл бұрын

    Ok but... is THIS why Garfield the deals warlock wanted a Magnus body? And why Griffin wanted to take the secret to his grave?

  • @_abSynthe_

    @_abSynthe_

    6 жыл бұрын

    Suzie Guinard OH MY GOD I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT GRIFFIN WHY

  • @asiunderstandit5717

    @asiunderstandit5717

    6 жыл бұрын

    Suzie Guinard OH NOOOO

  • @h-nlm6314

    @h-nlm6314

    6 жыл бұрын

    FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME THINK ABOUT THAT

  • @christopherhale3140

    @christopherhale3140

    6 жыл бұрын

    Congratulations, you solved Griffin's sin-against-God riddle.

  • @ramywiles

    @ramywiles

    6 жыл бұрын

    MAGNUS BODY GARF HEAD OR GARF BODY MAGNUS HEAD

  • @GioTheVax
    @GioTheVax7 жыл бұрын

    Nobody can make jokes about Griffin's vore fetish, when THIS exists

  • @starteas

    @starteas

    6 жыл бұрын

    GioTheVax i'm sorry his WHAT?

  • @xochi98

    @xochi98

    6 жыл бұрын

    【 starteas 】 I’m pretty sure he doesn’t actually have that fetish he just “ate a banana funny” once and everyone went crazy

  • @BlackWingFlight

    @BlackWingFlight

    6 жыл бұрын

    No he has/had a KZread where he vored Amiibos. I'm sure it started as a joke, but...

  • @xochi98

    @xochi98

    6 жыл бұрын

    Edpool Wilson I watched the vids and I’m a changed man

  • @thewordywarlock7159

    @thewordywarlock7159

    6 жыл бұрын

    he has a VIP-only podcast on MaxFun called Big Gulp.

  • @godcopter
    @godcopter4 жыл бұрын

    Griffin: which- Justin, immediately: no

  • @alyssathehomogay
    @alyssathehomogay7 жыл бұрын

    "You're worried about /FINISHING/????"

  • @thewordywarlock7159
    @thewordywarlock71597 жыл бұрын

    I like how he included the bit where the garfbomination cuts itself and binge eats in order to cope with the utterly fucked up abusive bullshit his self insert made it do. Like, way to make an impression of yourself bud.

  • @Thiefree
    @Thiefree6 жыл бұрын

    Lin-Manuel based Hamilton on this. This ask is the Reynolds Pamphlet of Garfield porn.

  • @ParadoxGavel

    @ParadoxGavel

    5 жыл бұрын

    Thiefree "Odie, thank god, someone who understands what I'm struggling here to do!" "The world was wide enough for Jon Arbuckle and me..."

  • @mattbastard1294

    @mattbastard1294

    5 жыл бұрын

    THE GARFIELD PAMPHLET! HAVE YOU READ THIS?!

  • @mephostopheles3752

    @mephostopheles3752

    4 жыл бұрын

    I like the implication that Hamilton isn’t based on real-world historical events.

  • @pseudophori6541

    @pseudophori6541

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mephostopheles Are you suggesting the real Hamilton wrote garfield smut?

  • @MaxGreen111

    @MaxGreen111

    4 жыл бұрын

    “The charge against me is a connection with one Jim Davis for purposes of improper speculation. My real crime is an amorous connection with his cartoon cat comic for a considerable time without his consent.”

  • @packaday266
    @packaday2664 жыл бұрын

    7 years later, live action "Cats" exists.

  • @genericname8727

    @genericname8727

    4 жыл бұрын

    I don’t think the live action cats is any weirder than the musical.

  • @godmaster20

    @godmaster20

    3 жыл бұрын

    That’s the guy’s main jack off material, I bet.

  • @glowstickjuice8018

    @glowstickjuice8018

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s probably that weird fuckers favorite movie for ungodly reasons

  • @Silverwind87

    @Silverwind87

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thank god they didn't cast Pamela Anderson.

  • @yanaaugust1434

    @yanaaugust1434

    3 жыл бұрын

    😭😭😭

  • @fakejessnoe
    @fakejessnoe7 жыл бұрын

    The hypothetical situation Griffin throws at the brothers in the end is like a super weird precursor to the Adventure Zone

  • @LilyTheSmol

    @LilyTheSmol

    5 жыл бұрын

    I was just thinking that! That would be one hell of a boss fight!

  • @Silverwind87

    @Silverwind87

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@LilyTheSmol You CANNOT seduce the Garfield Monstrosity.

  • @d1scordia
    @d1scordia3 жыл бұрын

    “Pretty basic wish fulfillment stuff” *reads the actual fic* Jesus Christ

  • @jaynenunya6070

    @jaynenunya6070

    2 жыл бұрын

    gritty head Pam bod or Pam head gritty bod

  • @d1scordia

    @d1scordia

    10 ай бұрын

    I’ve completely forgotten what the actual content is and now im scared because im morbidly curious

  • @infernocop1009
    @infernocop10097 жыл бұрын

    "Your seed would find no purchase in her loamy soil."

  • @DeathAdezel
    @DeathAdezel8 жыл бұрын

    We all have something buried deep inside... that guy just has something buried deep inside of garfield

  • @ohjeezitslee4043

    @ohjeezitslee4043

    6 жыл бұрын

    Oh YOU.

  • @joshnelson8125

    @joshnelson8125

    5 жыл бұрын

    OMG

  • @junobrooke9505
    @junobrooke95057 жыл бұрын

    My curiosity got the best of me and I ended up searching for the yahoo question to read the sample, and when I did some of the magic still left in the world died

  • @slendy9600

    @slendy9600

    6 жыл бұрын

    Dog same... it troubles me that this will be in my search history forever

  • @VWWNN

    @VWWNN

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jesus Christ I read it and part of my soul committed sodoku

  • @Shakafist

    @Shakafist

    4 жыл бұрын

    Seppuku?

  • @angmering5899

    @angmering5899

    3 жыл бұрын

    gesundheit

  • @nomukun1138
    @nomukun11387 жыл бұрын

    "Pretty basic stuff."

  • @timmteller871

    @timmteller871

    6 жыл бұрын

    Andrew Turner not at all...

  • @knuxtoastOFroblox

    @knuxtoastOFroblox

    5 жыл бұрын

    Just your completely normal, average, everyday drawings and fanfiction.

  • @homomilitia
    @homomilitia5 жыл бұрын

    ive actually read the fragment the yahoo user left in his ask and it just makes this whole thing even worse like, the dude pretty much rapes garfield anderson and physically and mentally abuses her its so bad

  • @garfieldbrooks

    @garfieldbrooks

    3 жыл бұрын

    "garfield anderson" PLEASE

  • @solitomatonic9554

    @solitomatonic9554

    3 жыл бұрын

    i looked into it too a while back and like. im legit concerned about the OP like looking past the fact that its, yknow, garfield, the writing was really graphic and genuinely upsetting ?? like i really hope that the guy got therapy or found a better way to cope because reading that excerpt made me genuinely worried for this guy and his safety

  • @cantbejawsome

    @cantbejawsome

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@solitomatonic9554 Like is there something dangerous going on in his life or does he just have weird fantasies??

  • @solitomatonic9554

    @solitomatonic9554

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cantbejawsome thats exactly what im worried about

  • @yanaaugust1434

    @yanaaugust1434

    3 жыл бұрын

    I feel physically ill from this question, there was many times I could of said "yup, that's enough" but kept pushing for god knows why, I thought ut would get funny or lighter but 😣😞

  • @todorokishoto3058
    @todorokishoto30583 жыл бұрын

    Who else was so cursed with terminal curiosity they looked up the question on Yahoo Answers, read the story sample, and immediately regretted their decision

  • @opossummom

    @opossummom

    2 жыл бұрын

    Scarred and genuinely terrified for the safety of myself and the op's girlfriend

  • @skechij5856

    @skechij5856

    Жыл бұрын

    Did it, learned nothing and proceeded to look up the Giving Tree slashfic Griffin found in a later ep

  • @sillyd0g
    @sillyd0g7 жыл бұрын

    this begs the question what the hell was this dude's girlfriend searching to end up finding his weird garfield fetish stories

  • @rowbug

    @rowbug

    7 жыл бұрын

    hey can i borrow your computer for a sec? just need to search sexy anthro genderswap garfield

  • @yuudaemones2624

    @yuudaemones2624

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Julie This is a very good question. Although, she could have just tried to open a file and saw the 'recently opened' section.

  • @ezzbbj8

    @ezzbbj8

    7 жыл бұрын

    not speaking from experience at all, but windows 10 in particular has a real hair trigger on bringing up ribald material with the lightest of search terms

  • @cpariona1

    @cpariona1

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lasagna

  • @beebo-

    @beebo-

    5 жыл бұрын

    i mean if i was on someone’s computer and i saw a group of files that was like documents taxes taxes federal taxes federal 2016 GARFIELD FUCK FANFIC i would be upset

  • @EpiphanyDraws
    @EpiphanyDraws5 жыл бұрын

    how bad is it that this might be my favorite mbmbam bit of all time just hearing their horrified gasps at the beginning is enough to put me in stitches every time

  • @brookeraby9057
    @brookeraby90579 жыл бұрын

    perpetual freak-out arms race that is the internet

  • @BaskervilleLacie
    @BaskervilleLacie5 жыл бұрын

    there is a LOT happening in this bit that can be talked about, but let me just draw attention to a part that i feel is really underrated: the very end, where travis is like, "we need to pull out of this nose dive" and immediately justin replies, "pull outta _something_ " followed by the boys' overlapping noises of extreme discomfort i love this bit so much

  • @sarahbenner7283
    @sarahbenner72837 жыл бұрын

    Nermal is not only male, but a child. You're thinking of Arlene.

  • @hermitcrablullaby8001

    @hermitcrablullaby8001

    6 жыл бұрын

    Maybe if you add more terrible things, it’ll reverse and become normal again?

  • @megalomaniacalHalide

    @megalomaniacalHalide

    6 жыл бұрын

    Where's that 'SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality' song from Homestuck? That DOES seem more normal than this.

  • @edgarbraintree4370

    @edgarbraintree4370

    6 жыл бұрын

    Zazzilas Arden I take it you haven't watched the documentary The Gift

  • @megalomaniacalHalide

    @megalomaniacalHalide

    6 жыл бұрын

    +Edgar Braintree Y'mean that paid actor bullshit trying to demonize the gay community? Yeah, uh-hunh, sure. That shit was TOTALLY real. I bet you think Andrew Wakefield deserves to be listened to with that kind of willful stupidity.

  • @ZazzilasArden

    @ZazzilasArden

    6 жыл бұрын

    +Edgar That was incredibly fake and had literally no credible sources. "The Gift" is literally a laughing stock in the civil rights community and not even the anti-gay community bothers using it in an argument because of how laughably and obviously false it is. Shit was literally just paid actors, like that was outed by the actors themselves a month after the documentary came out.

  • @anonymousmisnomer5443
    @anonymousmisnomer54436 жыл бұрын

    This is canonically what Mr. TheDealsWarlock actually looks like in The Adventure Zone.

  • @hskatkat
    @hskatkat4 жыл бұрын

    When he was like “Can I throw the body?” I was like “gonna have to roll for that probably” and then his brother made it into a D&D joke and i think i need to listen to this podcast now

  • @funnyhomunculus3353
    @funnyhomunculus33535 жыл бұрын

    I'll have you know I just read the excerpt from the monstrous fanfiction on the Yahoo answer and I plan to take my own life shortly

  • @farkbett699

    @farkbett699

    5 жыл бұрын

    Link it please I want to see Hell

  • @hekilledthecat2151
    @hekilledthecat21515 жыл бұрын

    All I’m saying is the girlfriend should RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK

  • @sophiacesconetto2738
    @sophiacesconetto27387 жыл бұрын

    Is this Garfield the Deals Warlock's tragic backstory?

  • @dudejesus8010

    @dudejesus8010

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @Silverwind87

    @Silverwind87

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bastard son of Pamela Garfield and Nermal.

  • @lcsbanana
    @lcsbanana3 жыл бұрын

    "Your seed would find no purchase in her lonely soil" remains the funniest MBMBAM line ever spoken.

  • @emilysmith2965

    @emilysmith2965

    2 жыл бұрын

    *loamy.

  • @LWillRuleTheWorld
    @LWillRuleTheWorld6 жыл бұрын

    anyone else rlly wanna know what justin's "pretty weird" thing is? has his jimmy buffett appreciation become a fetish?

  • @Champiness

    @Champiness

    6 жыл бұрын

    The true reason he was so nervous at the Escape To Margaritaville premiere

  • @Blattella

    @Blattella

    4 жыл бұрын

    only insofar as Griffin's Carly Rae appreciation is

  • @4BYSSALTEETH

    @4BYSSALTEETH

    3 жыл бұрын

    Blattella pog hello

  • @magicjuand

    @magicjuand

    3 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/iHugqtuPmNy-fKQ.html

  • @notlucyb
    @notlucyb4 жыл бұрын

    *”YOU’RE WORRIED ABOUT F I N I S H I N G?”* leaves me wheezing every time

  • @indridcold7766
    @indridcold77664 жыл бұрын

    “You know I’ve always been a fan of heathcliff” *squints at Taz Amnesty*

  • @MrSpock..

    @MrSpock..

    3 жыл бұрын

    i read this as he said it and my life flashed before my eyes

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy2 жыл бұрын

    When he says it’s “too gross to read” he really isn’t kidding. It’s not even a fun read, it’s actually kind of upsetting.

  • @stupidfurry4693

    @stupidfurry4693

    Жыл бұрын

    Im morbidly curious, on a scale of 1-10 how scarred will I be if I read it?

  • @GippyHappy

    @GippyHappy

    Жыл бұрын

    @@stupidfurry4693 I’ve scrubbed it from my mind and honestly don’t remember writing this so I’m gonna say an 11

  • @heatheroutre

    @heatheroutre

    9 ай бұрын

    I just read it for the first time and wow this person isn't okay solid 10/10 bad read

  • @thesightthesoundthefeeling8769

    @thesightthesoundthefeeling8769

    8 ай бұрын

    @@heatheroutre Where can I find it? I need to read this

  • @heatheroutre

    @heatheroutre

    8 ай бұрын

    @@thesightthesoundthefeeling8769 google Garfield monstrosity on images, you can find the post

  • @dianisea-hh4uf
    @dianisea-hh4uf7 жыл бұрын

    This is the canon appearance of Garfield the Deals Warlock sorry i don't make the rules

  • @benwitte5580
    @benwitte55804 жыл бұрын

    “What do you think his position on Nermal is” I feel like this guy has a few positions he uses on Nernal

  • @galaxiaprince
    @galaxiaprince7 жыл бұрын

    i burst out into giggles at school bc of this video and i am so glad noboy asked why because there is no way i can explain this

  • @mobattles1429

    @mobattles1429

    6 жыл бұрын

    GalaxyPrince same thoooo

  • @smasshton

    @smasshton

    6 жыл бұрын

    i do this all the time with MBMBAM and taz

  • @Feasco
    @Feasco4 жыл бұрын

    I feel the need to draw attention to Pet Force, an official work in which Garfield and all the animal characters have their regular heads on physically superior superhuman bodies, leading me to believe our garfield-lover has a kindred spirit in the industry

  • @uuh4yj43

    @uuh4yj43

    Жыл бұрын

    or worse, is working in it

  • @ihatetryguys
    @ihatetryguys5 жыл бұрын

    This is simultaneously amazing bit of improv and discussion and also the worst thing I've heard with my own two ears.

  • @erinwren465
    @erinwren4657 жыл бұрын

    i asked a friend of mine to choose between pamela anderson head w/garfield body or garfield head w/pamela anderson body and he didnt even hesitate in choosing pamela body and i cant stop thinking about it. even when i clarified that the garfield head was in control and still acted like a cartoon cat, he was swayed at all

  • @PromKnight

    @PromKnight

    7 жыл бұрын

    Erin Wren I think the garfield head could be an improvement

  • @WixkedLovy

    @WixkedLovy

    6 жыл бұрын

    Erin Wren I mean if you had to choose between who to have sex with you would choose the cat body I instead of a woman body?

  • @h-nlm6314

    @h-nlm6314

    6 жыл бұрын

    The question is not "who would be more human?" or "what would be less weird?", its "what would i rather stick my dick into?"

  • @LasagnaTheArtist

    @LasagnaTheArtist

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think you found the Yahoo answers question asker

  • @panromanticmom3028

    @panromanticmom3028

    4 жыл бұрын

    That was my immediate thought too, just because it would be less of a crime in the eyes if most legal systems. Of course in the eyes of god you are forever tarnished either way

  • @PyrokineticFire1
    @PyrokineticFire14 жыл бұрын

    not enough "gun to your head" hypotheticals embrace the fatal outcome of refusal as a viable option well done Travis

  • @saxmaverick
    @saxmaverick Жыл бұрын

    Nothing in the history of this podcast will ever beat "you're worried about FINISHING???!!!" in terms of actual, physical pain I was in from laughing

  • @marypresslike
    @marypresslike7 жыл бұрын

    i absolutely lost it while justin was "choosing". the image of the garfield/pam appearing behind pam/garfield after justin threw travis onto it was a horrifying image

  • @allisonfields3108
    @allisonfields31083 жыл бұрын

    Glad after all these years we finally know the identity of the Yahoo asker: Shane Dawson.

  • @thedndsessionsofapastfrien3763
    @thedndsessionsofapastfrien37637 жыл бұрын

    this is basically the initiation segment for mbmbam newcomers and i love it

  • @jacobbeppler2636
    @jacobbeppler26362 жыл бұрын

    Travis is the funniest brother solely based on his work in this nightmare question

  • @mixolyde
    @mixolyde6 жыл бұрын

    I love when Griffin takes on the duty of hosting "Would You Rather" and answering the investigative questions.

  • @shelboy8453
    @shelboy84537 жыл бұрын

    I think this is a key moment to remind everyone that sweet baby brother griffin is on Forbes thirty under thirty list. the one that we all just listened to propose this brain spoiling, life yucking, would you rather :^) thanks that's all than u

  • @megalomaniacalHalide

    @megalomaniacalHalide

    6 жыл бұрын

    I wonder if anyone at Forbes ever listened to this boy and his amazing, terrible creations.

  • @pichu9546
    @pichu95463 жыл бұрын

    I like how justin says that the love child of himself and a pamlet anderson Garfield would be the antichrist, implying that a sort of opposite of the holy trinity is comprised of Garfield, pamlet anderson and justin mcelroy

  • @peachyseen
    @peachyseen7 жыл бұрын

    Hear me out The Final Pams head and Garfields body?

  • @bendefusco8706

    @bendefusco8706

    6 жыл бұрын

    No such beauty could exist in this world.

  • @doctortehe

    @doctortehe

    5 жыл бұрын

    Which one of you is the Goofy?

  • @ezekielmartin4323

    @ezekielmartin4323

    5 жыл бұрын

    Y'know how the book of Revelations mentions a beast arising from the sea to foretell the end of he world? Yeah, uh... That.

  • @diehounderdoggenalt

    @diehounderdoggenalt

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's just Face Cat.

  • @thecurtains
    @thecurtains6 жыл бұрын

    "You die in the dream, you'll be stuck in Garfield fucking limbo forever."

  • @FutonForensic
    @FutonForensic12 жыл бұрын

    I thought this would be the podcast that finally killed me

  • @ghines38133

    @ghines38133

    7 жыл бұрын

    yo man, really random im sorry, but can I get a link to your thumbnail image?

  • @aspertia

    @aspertia

    7 жыл бұрын

    you replied to this 4 year old comment and idk if you expected a reply by the original guy at this point i just happened to see this and know what it's from static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/0/1520/2443067-catarina-armor.jpg

  • @tailsfox45

    @tailsfox45

    6 жыл бұрын

    you realize you're a literal hero right

  • @Wertsir
    @Wertsir3 жыл бұрын

    The guy asking the question is far too confident that this is something everyone does. It scares me.

  • @PIKAbrusier
    @PIKAbrusier5 жыл бұрын

    I should've listened to Griffin. The fanfiction that guy wrote is just gross and uncomfortable

  • @dicejohnson8919
    @dicejohnson89195 жыл бұрын

    “Your seed would find no purchase in her loamy soil”

  • @nepetaren1267
    @nepetaren12677 жыл бұрын

    I searched up the yahoo and it's so much worse than you could ever imagine

  • @porygonlover322

    @porygonlover322

    6 жыл бұрын

    "god hates us all and thats why he laughs, he created the world to laugh at our pain, now eat up!" - an extremely normal sentence to have in your erotic garfield fan fiction

  • @Nathan-ej3bk

    @Nathan-ej3bk

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Andrew Homiak He ate me up like I tasted like lasagna

  • @mousemalone9462

    @mousemalone9462

    5 жыл бұрын

    'This lasagnussy aint gonna eat itself, Yahoo Answers user [Question Mark]' said Garfield.

  • @Tomapella

    @Tomapella

    4 жыл бұрын

    I got up to "life juice"

  • @VWWNN

    @VWWNN

    4 жыл бұрын

    Take a sip of that fucking l i f e j u I c e

  • @jrw2319
    @jrw23195 жыл бұрын

    I just read the part they didn't want to read and oh boy....it was...uh...wow....

  • @Johnwicklover1994
    @Johnwicklover19945 жыл бұрын

    I’m in a group chat with many many people on discord. A few moments ago, this started playing in the voice chat because someone requested for dab-bot to play it. We were all suffering. Then someone sent a highschool AU Lorax smut fic

  • @phillyfanmatt
    @phillyfanmatt4 жыл бұрын

    7 years later and this remains the most cursed segment not just of MBMBaM, but of ALL podcasts.

  • @jacksonmosqueda8898
    @jacksonmosqueda88985 жыл бұрын

    After reading the part they didn't read, I envy those who can't read.

  • @Steve-uu7yx
    @Steve-uu7yx2 жыл бұрын

    your life can be split into two parts: before you listened to this cursed episode in its entirety and after

  • @bewilderbeastie8899
    @bewilderbeastie88996 жыл бұрын

    Now we know the true form of Garfield the Deals Warlock.

  • @porygonlover322

    @porygonlover322

    6 жыл бұрын

    I appreciate your profile pic

  • @robynthethird4776

    @robynthethird4776

    4 жыл бұрын

    WHICH ONE??

  • @UltraCheesecakeFace
    @UltraCheesecakeFace Жыл бұрын

    Rewatched this again entirely because of the defunctland video about people having sex on the garfield dark ride. This is the person I was imagining doing it the entire time.

  • @TRquiet
    @TRquiet2 жыл бұрын

    This is why Yahoo deleted Yahoo Answers.

  • @MK-moth
    @MK-moth7 жыл бұрын

    I laughed so hard at the Jim Davis comment that I choked on orange juice

  • @ham1nator1337
    @ham1nator13377 жыл бұрын

    I'd go with the Garfhead Pambod, because it would be easier to convince a judge that she (he? they?) count as human. I mean, Garfhead is like 90% person, while Pamhead is only 10%. Then again, I might actually get into it and close my eyes, only to open them and see Garfield's face hovering over me, which might give me a heart attack.

  • @shawnaeatscats

    @shawnaeatscats

    3 жыл бұрын

    But if you imagine it in real life instead of a cartoon, it would just be like a normal orange cat head.. not nearly as bad as the... well... davis' unique style.

  • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong

    @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@shawnaeatscats that just makes it even more certain to be garfhead, because the sheer eldritch horror of watching a domestic cat's body dragging pamela anderson's head around on its too-small neck would kill me instantly.

  • @lhaviland8602

    @lhaviland8602

    Жыл бұрын

    That's what paper bags are for.

  • @uuh4yj43

    @uuh4yj43

    Жыл бұрын

    this reminds me of a book i had to read in HIGH SCHOOL for UNIVERSITY ADMISSION where a centaur man gets imprisoned with a sphinx and has sex with it and self loathes about it

  • @aplant9980

    @aplant9980

    Жыл бұрын

    @@uuh4yj43 TITLE???

  • @jamiemaybe
    @jamiemaybe6 жыл бұрын

    I just yelled "stOp!" At my phone.

  • @KC-bb2bc
    @KC-bb2bc7 жыл бұрын

    Man, I love the new Lasagna Cat videos

  • @possumprince
    @possumprince Жыл бұрын

    an important and horrifying piece of information relevant to this question: male cats have barbs on the junk so that's what you're signing up for with garf body

  • @mattkeflowers
    @mattkeflowers2 жыл бұрын

    I have never been so sure that the devil doesn't need an advocate than I was when Griffin said that here. Like, it's been a rough 7 minutes and you realize there's another 7 to go...

  • @AntheanCeilliers
    @AntheanCeilliers8 ай бұрын

    "YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT FINISHING?!" is the iconic line

  • @jeremiahchambers3450
    @jeremiahchambers34507 жыл бұрын

    I'm at the mouth of mango.

  • @Rick586
    @Rick5863 жыл бұрын

    Either this guy is an absolute maniac, or a comedic genius.

  • @RanRanshama
    @RanRanshama6 жыл бұрын

    "You're worried about FINISHING?"

  • @kaylakmcclain4885
    @kaylakmcclain48854 жыл бұрын

    All of mans greatest atrocities begin with “do you wanna yahoo”

  • @UltimateKyuubiFox
    @UltimateKyuubiFox5 жыл бұрын

    “And that’s what Tree of Life was about.”

  • @computergutz4736
    @computergutz47363 жыл бұрын

    God it's just like the Reynolds Pamphlets

  • @lhoravn2481
    @lhoravn24817 жыл бұрын

    i'm just listening to all of these now and i'm literally in tears holy SHIT

  • @LasagnaTheArtist
    @LasagnaTheArtist4 жыл бұрын

    I mean... you HAVE to go Garf head Pam body, right..? Cause if it’s for a one night stand sorta deal, you can just focus on the.. down there and do your best to ignore the head. And if it’s for long term friendship, he... she... it.... it’s basically like a permafurry. Like just a really anthropomorphic Garfield. I don’t know. This question will forever haunt me.

  • @taylorkreate
    @taylorkreate3 жыл бұрын

    Every once in a while I rediscover this and it is always a sucker punch to the face.

  • @jjju3
    @jjju35 жыл бұрын

    _"YOURE WORRIED ABOUT _*_FINISHING????"_*

  • @Wildstag
    @Wildstag11 ай бұрын

    The weak "uh-huh" at 1:29 just kills me every time.

  • @valentine87002
    @valentine870024 жыл бұрын

    travis letting out a stressed “uh-huh...” while griffin reads the damn thing...... big mood

  • @cofeejoe2882
    @cofeejoe28822 жыл бұрын

    Every time i thought about this bit, the op made it sound like his partner was freaked out because it was a Garfield fic. Which fair. Would've also been a valid complaint. But looking at the excerpt of his fic, I think It was probably because of the weird amount of depictions of assault in it and not the Garfield bits. U know, a hunch djdisn

  • @cofeejoe2882

    @cofeejoe2882

    2 жыл бұрын

    Like every time I re read it out of morbid curiosity i get the same weird vibe that he thinks the problematic part of his fic is Garfield dikssjkzzk

  • @DB-su4ke
    @DB-su4ke3 жыл бұрын

    when Griffin said “Garfield” I had a VISCERAL flashback to when I first read this over a decade ago. I spent this rest of this video shrieking in horrified laughter.

  • @mwpanther
    @mwpanther2 жыл бұрын

    9 years ago & today we have Goth Girlfriend Garfield meme going around Twitter.

  • @jarroddobben
    @jarroddobben3 жыл бұрын

    I remember the first time I heard this clip. It was in my upstairs bathroom at night, no light on. I was washing my face before going to bed, listening to mbmbam clips in the background to pass the time. And then this came on shuffle. Unlike Justin, I couldn't even finish.

  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion Жыл бұрын

    He keeps them buried several folders deep but his GF stumbled upon them? That's the hardest part for me to buy. She was clearly snooping.

  • @thoughtsofadame1952
    @thoughtsofadame19525 жыл бұрын

    I found the yahoo answer and I wish I had just not read the sample. God i wish I hadn't

  • @nubbyderg
    @nubbyderg3 жыл бұрын

    "Sir, this is a Wendy's"