Griffin McElroy: When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair. But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy. Also Griffin McElroy: When I am coach... Guys, when I am coa-... Guys, when I am co-... Hey guys, when I am coach, not there yet, slow your whistle down. When I am coach... when I am coach of team...

@Vallnerik

4 жыл бұрын

Beautiful

@5PointPowerSword

4 жыл бұрын

That's from adventure zone right? If so, do you know what episode?

@matthahne

4 жыл бұрын

@@5PointPowerSword it's from episode 66, right near the end of Balance

@Jonbutter

4 жыл бұрын

He has the range

@mozarteanchaos

4 жыл бұрын

griffin is highly skilled. he can say deep shit, but also be Incredibly Funny

I love when Travis and Griffin get on a roll, and basically see how long they can lock Justin out because he’s laughing too hard to speak.

@Ather_sys

2 жыл бұрын

They're stunlocking him

@vee8101

Жыл бұрын

@@Ather_sys a comedic spawncamp

@Sandux930

9 ай бұрын

its like hitstun with laughter

The way that Griffin can’t get his sentences out because he knows there’s no way for him to say “when I am coach” that doesn’t make him sound like a little street urchin aspiring to greatness

one day i wish to entertain someone as much as Griffin entertained himself saying "when i am coach of team."

@rainm9894

4 жыл бұрын

why do I see you everywhere in every comment section youre like Justin y and I have no clue what the background of your pfp is

@nhorvath6259

3 жыл бұрын

@@rainm9894 I've seen them as well, and although I could've sworn that was a pride flag it doesn't look like any one I can think of.

@jjju3

3 жыл бұрын

@@rainm9894 oh I dont know if this reply was sent BEFORE or AFTER I changed my profile picture to be more vague but in the olden days it was something called the _"rabies pride flag."_ Which. Is self explanatory, or it isn't.

GOD hoops couldn’t get behind hot fruit for like a millisecond but trav suggests hot sports drinks and he’s on board like parmesean on spaghetti

@JimJamTheAdmin

4 жыл бұрын

He just doesn't prefer his grapes hot.

@notinspectorgadget

3 жыл бұрын

A microwaved sports drink is just a hot sports drink A microwaved grape is HOT *PLASMA*

@hubberducky

3 жыл бұрын

And wasn’t he the one that did the hot salad on the cruise?????????

@SkySilver2

3 жыл бұрын

@@JimJamTheAdmin what about if they're cooked?

@Duck-mn8xp

3 жыл бұрын

@@hubberducky YES he was, and Trav was the one that berated him for it, how the turntables

Bubly based their entire ad campaign off of that Depsi bit

@demago3265

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit TRUTH

@EmerlyNickel

2 жыл бұрын

Which is a Pepsi product!

I love how Travis refers to athletes as "the sportsmen".

I am in love with the idea of a drink being called "good news"

“Good News” is actually not a bad product name, to be completely honest. A glass of Good News. That shit fucks.

"Good News" sounds like a Christian sports drink.

@Fiona-West

2 жыл бұрын

i was looking for this comment 😂

@GippyHappy

2 жыл бұрын

It’s mostly used holy water

Travis invented coffee

@themardbard9096

4 жыл бұрын

and thus, Bean Juice became

@AceAttorny

4 жыл бұрын

*Brown Potion

@paulflack5033

4 жыл бұрын

Canon

@gwen6622

4 жыл бұрын

king

@radeklew1

4 жыл бұрын

@@AceAttorny Brown drink! It'll fast-track your training like you WOULDN'T BELIEVE!

This is a lovely slideshow. I will show my anime class.

The slideshow really made this one great

@othergeorgea

6 жыл бұрын

The cherry on top of the cake

That face Griffin is making is so perfect for the, "when I am coach" gag.

@scottdick296

6 жыл бұрын

I'm 90% sure that's his "8 FOOT VERTICAL LEAP" face.

It took me forever to figure out why the coaches didn't want to win, and once I did, I lost it.

@m-ostrich768

2 жыл бұрын

wait could you please explain im so lost lolol

@olivebranch7769

2 жыл бұрын

@@m-ostrich768 When teams win, they often dump their coolers of water or Gatorade on their coaches as a form of celebration. But obviously, it would be _very_ unpleasant if it were boiling hot tea instead of room temperature cooler water.

@m-ostrich768

2 жыл бұрын

@@olivebranch7769 oh thank you so much! never thought id have to know sports stuff with this podcast lol

@A_Wild_Dyzzy

2 жыл бұрын

@@m-ostrich768 They make quite a habit of it and I’m in the same boat as you. Once I got it I was in stitches

@hranf

Жыл бұрын

@@olivebranch7769 I got to the word “Gatorade” and i just fucking shot into orbit holy shit this is too funny

I fucking lost it at "I'm Johny Depp, see"

You couldn’t get Depsi, but maybe Bepis is available to trademark.

@lordtachanka903

5 жыл бұрын

Kinography 1994 *B E P I S*

@unicornkitteh5332

4 жыл бұрын

I love BEPIS!😂

@ciarangrace1425

4 жыл бұрын

Opabinia gotta snab that B E P I S (man I hope someone gets this ref, even if it takes another million years it will be worth it.)

@__dane__

4 жыл бұрын

No I think Tim Rogers has the BEPIS trademarked

@mobius273

4 жыл бұрын

Pipis drink

Power in Latin is imperium which is actually a much better name for a sports drink than VOX

@Yammenkow

4 жыл бұрын

I want to like this comment but I can't because it would make it less... nice.

@bkninja3172

4 жыл бұрын

Plus isn't Vox a water?

@FredByDawn

3 жыл бұрын

meanwhile 'fulgur' (lightning) is probably THE WORST name for a liquid

@radio_sparks

3 жыл бұрын

Vox means voice iirc which makes sense as a media company but probably not a sports drink

@solidStalemate

3 жыл бұрын

Vox apparently means voice

"Do kids appreciate irony?" "No, they're post-ironic at this point." This stings deeply and truly

Put a sports one right in the bucket

My favourite cocktail is a glass of Good News with a shot of tequila. It’s called a “Good News/Bad News”

Griffin was on fire

The screenshot you chose when Griffin says “when I am coach.” is absolutely perfect

THANK you for putting my favorite Griffin picture at 6:44 I burst out laughing and could not stop

Good News is great. Yeah, gimme some Good News, my man. Man, I could go for some Good News Pourin up a cup o' good news, brother!

@PinkApocalypse

5 жыл бұрын

DawnApon so positive! Really would lift people’s spirits!

@sargecad3t

3 жыл бұрын

Sports drink for Christian bookstores, lol

@josephharold808

3 жыл бұрын

Literally all I can think of what I think of a liquid called the good news is that Tim and Eric skit where they we're advertising "good news: cigarette juice"

@reagancorbett2080

3 жыл бұрын

have you tasted the good news?

As a Nordic ski racer I can confirm hot Gatorade is where it’s at

7:15 onwards is just an unstoppable humour train and i love the choice of image for griffin in that bit! so wistful. and the edits were amazing too.

4:57 made a pot o koolaid You don’t “make a pot” of koolaid. Is it hot?? ...yes I MADE THIS FOR YOU IM NOT GONNA DRINK

@lordtachanka903

4 жыл бұрын

PinkApocalypse wow big throwback

@Fab4Sunrises

4 жыл бұрын

drink. my. hot. koolaid.

@Iamjustherek

4 жыл бұрын

I MADE THIS FOR YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!! Low key my favorite skit of all time.

@duckcoleman3745

3 жыл бұрын

Brother... Please. Drink. My. Hot... Kool-Aid

when i am lord of the running men

@rosegold2790

4 жыл бұрын

When I am god of the ball movers

@josephharold808

3 жыл бұрын

When I am admin of the large sports men.

@stefanalexanderlungu1503

3 жыл бұрын

When I dominate the Muscle Men

@josephharold808

3 жыл бұрын

When I direct the sporters

@pikapuffin368

2 жыл бұрын

When I conduct the ball orchestra

Oh my god that fucking shot of Pizza the Hutt got me. I started cackling immediately.

All of these logos are so great.

@shawnaeatscats

3 жыл бұрын

Sad I had to scroll so far to find this comment! It looks like so much work was put into each logo and they had me ROLLING. reminds me of the Warrior cats bit!

@sarahbearbabygirl

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rothejfunk they’re fantastic! i’m a graphic designer and each logo that came up i was like “damn this person has a great grasp on typography, color theory, and design in general.” like it would take me minimum 2 hours to come up with the final draft of each of those yet you just flexed on us so hard

I love that there's actually a carbonated beverage called Bubly that got Michael Buble to do their ads. Life imitating art. Beautiful.

Loved the prototype logos! Bolt Beta sounds like a power you'd get in like, a cyberpunk MOBA though.

@noesunyoutuber7680

Жыл бұрын

There's also a Bolt Alpha, which does more damage but always does damage you as well (whereas with Bolt Beta it only happens sometimes), and Bolt (Production), which does the least damage but has no drawbacks.

This video is legendary. It defines how I remember this bit.

I've listened to this video a lot because I just let youtube recommend me mbmbam highlights sometimes while I'm doing something else, but today is the first time I actually watched it with my eyes and all the logos are incredible Oh my god while I was typing this the Elite Beat Agents showed up

Power in Latin is actually imperium, which I think is actually a way cooler name than Vox anyway Vox means “the voice” apparently Lighting in Latin is Fulgur

@target0330

4 жыл бұрын

i thought power in latin was potestas. i guess that's more like ability?

@zanderrose

4 жыл бұрын

target03 “ability” would make sense. looks like a cognate of the word potency

@target0330

4 жыл бұрын

@@zanderrose minor bit of pedantry here: potency (and potential, and potent) come from potens (gen. potentis), which is the present active participle of possum/posse, a verb that means "i am able"/"to be able" in the respective conjugations. wiktionary says possum and potestas both come from the adjective potis. potency isn't directly connected to potestas. anyway i don't like "imperium" for power because it means power in a more political sense, or just means "empire" most of the time, neither of which is useful for athletes. potestas has some similar connotations, though... what do you think about potentia? it might be the best for sports drink purposes

@Lazuli901

4 жыл бұрын

@@target0330 Power is vis. In the most basic sense, a force or power or strength.

@target0330

4 жыл бұрын

@@Lazuli901 oh damn you're right. i learned that one in latin 2 but i forgot about it. kinda embarassing, ngl

Drink™ Just drink. If you know you know.

@aions_end

4 жыл бұрын

@@Rothejfunk Nope. Just the KZread algorithm being wack again. Congrats on the new views though.

@em_birch

4 жыл бұрын

@@Rothejfunk I got here through a random KZread recommendation too. Although I've been a fan of the boys for years now.

@THEmermaidghost

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rothejfunk I look this up occasionally just because it still makes me laugh

dr touchdown is a FANTASTIC name for a sports medicine themed supervillain

@Vallnerik

2 жыл бұрын

It sounds like a Venture Bros. villain

When I am points mayor

@shinydino

6 жыл бұрын

When I am Dr. Touchdown

@100dead

5 жыл бұрын

When I am Sports Boss

@nofail4u

5 жыл бұрын

When I am Lord SportsBall

@gfox9295

3 жыл бұрын

When I am Lord of the Fly (Balls)

i almost cried laughing. how do i not remember this bit?! my cheeks hurt lol

@SlipkPie

6 жыл бұрын

It’s a very quality bit

Frizzen is a part on a flintlock lmao It's the part that holds the powder inside the pan and that the flint scrapes against

SPORTS BOSS!! That’s the name!

I love the use of images here, because Coach O might be the only guy who would actually be okay with having boiling Gatorade dumped all over him. That’s basically just an LSU tailgate but safer

Vox means voice. I think that person was thinking of Virtus, which means strength or courage. Fun fact about virtus is that since the root of the word is vir which means man, it is sometimes used as a word for manliness, yet virtus happens to be a feminine noun. Most intangible nouns are feminine, but it truly is ironic that the word for manliness is feminine

@ripnecco5477

4 жыл бұрын

Nelsaline is POWER BEAT masculine or feminine???

@larrycantdraw8995

3 жыл бұрын

@@ripnecco5477 FINALLY MY LATIN CLASSES PAID OFF

@shawnaeatscats

3 жыл бұрын

That IS a fun fact!!!

@freyabee819

3 жыл бұрын

I imagined they were thinking of vix. Especially since i and o are right next to each other on the keyboard.

the new God of War game Coach of Team

griffin mcelroy looks like how i feel

thats honestly what bill belichick sounds like

I love the depsi bit, so good

the Power BEAT™ screen and the way griffin says it is so underrated

levotuss means 'spreading' in Estonian

The buildup to Coach of Team is so good

That giggle Travis does after 1:14 is just adorable.

such a good bit thanks my dude

When they talk about hot sports drinks, I forget the rest of the world doesn't do Milo

@fireballninja01

4 жыл бұрын

OcyTaviAh what’s Milo?

Great job dude! Much better than just seeing a static background the whole way through

"Coach of Team" Griffin looks like Cool Guy 🤣

As someone who doesn’t watch football, I still laughed at the early parts of this bit. But now I have only just understood the sports team joke, and I’m fucking crying with laughter.

I was searching desperately for the wonderful visualizations of the various drinks in the first bit that I completely forgot that it was eclipsed by the fantastic bit of Coach of Team - two for one deal, excellent all around

I don't get the connection between hot sports drinks and ending coach careers. Is there an american sports thing the boys assume we know?

@bluegreenmagenta

6 жыл бұрын

CleverCrumbish en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gatorade_shower

@willdanib

5 жыл бұрын

was genuinely afraid to ask this, from the UK so I have zero awareness of this. Thanks guys!

@mobius273

4 жыл бұрын

@@willdanib it doesn't surprise me that they dont have that in the uk

@LemonMoon

4 жыл бұрын

Will MG dont worry, I’ve lived in the US my whole life and I just found out about this. Probably because I am not at all involved in sports.

@bentonknox5240

4 жыл бұрын

It took me a minute to get it the first time I heard this and I’ve always been so impressed that Justin and Travis immediately knew what Griffin meant.

'thank you for helping us test our fluid' no, no, im good. nope. nooo. nononono. noooooooonononono nononononononononnooooooooo thaaaanks. nope. noooooope. no thanks. don't like that. nope.

Yo, what if someone made a drink for the Coach, that calmed them down or somethin

I got into a car crash a couple days ago and it hurts to laugh now, and after this video I am in a lot of pain.

@lastlife0726

3 жыл бұрын

Roth Dog hey thanks! Nothing a couple weeks off my feet won't cure.

I love that the spears were cosmic knife spears from fnv.

This is fantastic

good news is actually a really good name for a beverage

"Sports drinks served hot" like hot grapes again? No thank you

You’re laughing. He keeps stunlocking his brother and you’re laughing.

Dude this is great

This is so goddamn good oml

Vox means THE VOICE AND LEVOTUSS IS NOT REAL IN THE SLIGHTEST. If it's Levitas, that's literally LUBRICATION

I love these logos

Shoutout to Poughkeepsie

Barkeep! I desperately need some Good News and vodka!

Visuals are amazing.

i love that literaaly every image in this video uses the ken burns effect

@georgewalter6576

Жыл бұрын

"by literally every" i actually just mean "most"

god thats my favorite bit

"Hot Sports drink" It's called *coffee!*

Amazingly done!

@darkxarth

4 жыл бұрын

@@Rothejfunk No, but KZread dropped it in my Recommend for You list, so I suspect that it may have entered into the Algorithm for MBMBAM content.

I'm really glad im not the only one that remembers elite beat agents

I am required to like and comment because of the Elite Beat Agents cameo here

Hot sports drink, but what flavor would it be? Grape?

why did you cut out a section of the audio? specifically right before 7:15, there's a bit where griffin goes "if i was a coach?" that's very funny and i was sad to not hear it

@weegee1204

6 жыл бұрын

ok imma be real, i didn't expect you to actually read this, and now i feel bad for sounding ungrateful. sorry! thank you for uploading the clip in the first place!

Gimme some of that Power BEAT

You made him look like Cool Guy

Good News™ is actually a real good name

im still trying to figure out why the coaches disappear when the game is good in this fiction

@Stcroiss

4 жыл бұрын

they go home. teams got it handled time to nap

@BeccaMoses

4 жыл бұрын

I think it’s a joke about having Gatorade dumped on them after successfully doing the sport ? like if it’s hot and it gets dumped on them. that’s an Ouch

@aranoodle

2 жыл бұрын

@@BeccaMoses thank you so much i was also very confused how it suddenly turned into a war on coaches

This is poetry…

7:15 “When I am coach..”

hahaha a slideshow, it's a *slideshow* oh ahahahaha I'm not even mad this is great!

its free serotonin

Took me a while to get that last part

Someone needs to make good news, make it like a sweet fruity alcohol tropical thing it's such a perfect brand Edit: it's a weed brand now.

Made a pot of kool-aid

Chuck Norris' Kiwi-Strawberry Flavored Taint Sweat

Ayyyy Poughkeepsie reference!

@PUDINHED

3 жыл бұрын

I grew up near Poughkeepsie, do you know why they mention it from time to time, or is it just their de facto lil city to mention? I think it's usually Travis.

@calebduarte5255

2 жыл бұрын

@@PUDINHED Could be wrong, but knowing Travis’ persona, it honestly might just strike him as a funny sounding name. Because, y’know, it sorta is.

Gonna start a hot sports drink company named Athle-tea

aqualete is watermilk

Arteeeeesanal

Have y’all ever had hot Gatorade?

🅱️EPSI