"The problem is when you're in the cave, you're extremely inside the cave."

@Ingestedbanjo

3 жыл бұрын

(Proceeds to talk about sexual innuendos for the rest of the bit.)

@nandersonnanderson

2 жыл бұрын

Griffins super good catch phrase that he’s “always saying”

Talk about a cave. Talk about Big Johnson. No talk about Cave Johnson from Portal 2

@emilyharfst6468

3 жыл бұрын

that’s what I thought it said and was like excuse me?? mcelroys talking about portal???

@sapphire4310

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what i thought lol

@redofthewolves

3 жыл бұрын

literally only clicked on this video because I thought there would be a Cave Johnson joke. the boys failed me. this is why they left Polygon: because they're fake gamers

@skipsal

3 жыл бұрын

big cave johnson is a tshirt on redbubble i do NOT want & if u conjured that into existence then i hate you

i had no knowledge of big johnson tshirts until this bit. i made it 2 decades without being contaminated

The moment when Justin says, "...okay, good, 'cause I got another one I'm gonna - " is maybe the best moment comedy has ever seen.

I could have gone my entire life without knowing Big Johnson t-shirts were ever a thing. Regrets.

@NotSceptile

4 жыл бұрын

*regerts

@warren_waters

4 жыл бұрын

You'll have big regrets when you've got a Big Johnson

@GippyHappy

2 жыл бұрын

@@warren_waters the bigger the Johnson the bigger the regrets

The way Griffin says “you are bringing something they really really like into their house,” unnerves me more than it should really

So the right answer IS full batman costume, though, right?

"Is Godzilla down there?" has big "Was the Grink there?" energy.

“That Big Johnson you like is coming back into style” fucking killed me.

The way that Griffin says "Now let's dive in" and the way that Travis cautiously says "party on my... party on my dick...?" are both classics in the "the delivery along makes it" category for me

"You'll get deep in the cave safely with a Big Johnson spelunking helmet!" I'm quite proud of this one because it promotes safe sex and caving safety, but it also promotes this Big Johnson.

My middle school had a strict no Big Johnson t-shirt rule.

@echelonii3403

4 жыл бұрын

that rule should be present everywhere

@karabirb

4 жыл бұрын

I think this should just be like a law of nature or something

@kaveevin1494

4 жыл бұрын

Your school must have sucked.

@58209

3 жыл бұрын

they were big where i went to school, too, and the administrators put a nix on that. one of the few dress codes that targeted at white boys.

I'm gonna take my karate uniform to the cave, am I good?

@dinkules

3 жыл бұрын

yea

The dice roll is so fuckign funny and it's even funnier when you hear it in other mbmbam episodes

@58209

3 жыл бұрын

i don't know much about griffin, but i'm certain he keeps his dice on his recording desk and uses them almost exclusively as a fidget toy

I think the best shirt is an "I love caving" shirt so if you die it'll be ironic when they find your body

@chrislaf

7 ай бұрын

"I love not dying in caves"

We went into caves and toured the caverns in PA as kids, they were very clear about not wandering in and getting lost

Sometimes you just gotta hop in the whip, and get to the cave.

I've been thinking about the Big Johnson's Twin Peaks joke for the past like, ten months

@AlyssaRueckert

3 жыл бұрын

9:41 i’m saving it so i can listen to it everyday

@spamreciever4208

2 жыл бұрын

Could you pla explain it to me like I hadn't seen Twin Peaks?

@AlyssaRueckert

2 жыл бұрын

@@spamreciever4208 there’s a giant that often appears in one of the characters’ (an fbi agent) dreams to give him cryptic messages and hints to help him solve a teenage girl’s murder. one of the things the giant tells him is “that gum you like is going to come back into style,” which is a crucial clue in solving the case

@spamreciever4208

2 жыл бұрын

@@AlyssaRueckert Damn that's wild lmao What kinda genre would you call it? Would ya recommend it?

@AlyssaRueckert

2 жыл бұрын

@@spamreciever4208 it's like... crime/mystery/supernatural/horror/drama/soap opera/just like a lot in general. and yes i would!

i first listened to this before i watched twin peaks and now i need the giant shirt

@calebduarte5255

3 жыл бұрын

I’m so sorry to be a dick about this, it wasn’t even your mistake, but I feel like I gotta...the gum line was TMFAP, not the Giant

@camrobinson732

3 жыл бұрын

@@calebduarte5255 hey you're being a dick to Justin not me

I wish I could have seen their reactions to the Spencers shirt, "I HAVE a big ego and people think I'm SUCH A BIG DICK IT HURTS"

"You'll fill up any cave with a big..." I'm sorry.

the casual ease with which they immediately remark on the confederate flag being racist is so refreshing to hear. i can't call out the racism of the confederate flag to white liberals in my area without half of them getting defensive and muttering something about state's rights and freedom of speech. fuck i hate the south sometimes.

misread the title as cave johnson

Big Taako's Beach Service: We Bury That Pole Where The Sun Don't Shine!

The first half of this pairs frighteningly well with the WTYP caving episode.

I'm a fairly feminine cis woman and (/but??) listening to this bit ALWAYS makes me want a Big Johnson shirt ^^;

Disappointed Travis didn't say "man cave"

Listening to this after getting into caving lol. The boys home state of WV has tons of great ones.

Sounds like griffin’s recording in a cave

picturing a bungee cord ripping someone out of a winding cave, making him bounce off every single surface on the way out

In the caves where humans sometimes go it's usually pretty cold so wear a jacket or some shit

@asher1241

Жыл бұрын

Yeah they’re usually a cool 55 regardless of time of year. But you also generate a decent amount of body heat, like a challenging hike.

7:30

chariots, cave big johnson here

@maxithalo7796

2 жыл бұрын

you'll aways play with portals when you have a big johnson

Bruh Carter Caves is in KY cmon Trav.

@chrisyates5265

3 жыл бұрын

You can actually hear Justin correct him almost immediately 😂

I thought this was gonna be about cave Johnson :(