5 Bllion Minutes = 9,512.95 Years. Griffin playing the long game.

throughout this entire bit there's a tiny hint of venom in griffin's voice and it's delightful tbh

"DOIN' STANDUP HUH TIM?"

Riddle me Piss Spiritual Prequel

"Mad-Eye Moody" is 11 letters, solved your riddle.

Griffin’s comment about Tim Allen sure was prescient

@lobster9059

3 жыл бұрын

yup

5 billion minutes? Griffin the immortal

"that's what that weird joaquin phoenix movie hhaaappened...when he got a shit done on his face" griffin's choice of grammar is astounding to me

@justindlc

Жыл бұрын

And the gentle “mm-hmm”s from the brothers right after

all internet trolls have to go out and catch butterflies as punishment

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

And then they have to troll the butterflies. That may not sound like punishment for a troll, but have you ever tried to upset a butterfly?

the SECOND he said pringles i reached for a can of pringles i am unsettled

i think about the doing standup huh tim moment every day

The first part of this is Riddle Me Piss: Beta

this question is basically the plot of Ender's game

@zacharywood9416

4 жыл бұрын

Eigenmishi in 3D how

@leaffinite3828

4 жыл бұрын

@@zacharywood9416 ender's siblings becoming famous for arguing with people who are famous online or whatever. Under their pen names. Havent read it in a few years so im sure thats not quite right, but its close.

@comancheknight9004

4 жыл бұрын

Leaf Finite that’s due to faster than light space travel making them seem immortal.

@zurichRevolts

4 жыл бұрын

@Comanche Knight even more wrong than the other guy

@ourDreamcatcher

Жыл бұрын

​@@leaffinite3828 I mean they also each had like 200 IQ so that probably helped

Griffin...if you lived to 80 you would be just barely over 42 million minutes.

how is that still his twitter bio

@severignbuchanan2040

3 жыл бұрын

Alan Tudyk's is "i'm an actor an shit", which is my favorite fact about twitter ever for all time.

I love when they shit on Tim Allen lmfaooo

was Travis just gone for the first 2 minutes of this

Deep down the Daxhole is an incredibly unpleasant thing to say...

“Doin’ stand up, huh Tim?” was so pointed from Grif

i just checked- he got @daxshepard

@fractalcollection

4 жыл бұрын

Good for him

Griffin's acting like this doesn't happen everyday lol Someone burns a celebrity on Twitter, Buzzfeed screenshots and writes an article about it, and now that person is writing column for Daily Mail It's just how the world works now.

"I put mayonnaise on my fries!" So Voldemort's from Belgium?

@AceAttorny

3 жыл бұрын

Voldemort's an entirely normal guy, is what he's saying. Fuckin' Justin. I won't take this shit from a nation that dunks their fries in fucking chocoLATE MILKSHAKES JUSTIN

@Silverwind87

2 жыл бұрын

@@AceAttorny Yeah, what the heck is up with that?

the only celeb twitter bio i fuck with is Alan Tudyk's: "im an actor an shit"

I like they keep doing the Uh??? sound

Dunkin on Tim Allen.

[Jacob Wohl has entered the chat]

1:16 I use a mix of ketchup and mayo.

@salzshakes4895

3 жыл бұрын

This is not rare so don't worry

Was this question sent in by Erin from Hey Riddle Riddle?

"Tim's A Snitch" is eleven letters

The tim allen comment really predicted the future, huh

i think the first riddle is snape

Ahhh so THAT'S why Trump does that

wait shit i think i know the answer to the harry potter riddle?

@brooklyn9923

4 жыл бұрын

My first thought was like, a snitch but I have no idea lmao. Please tell me

@reesemcgeese824

4 жыл бұрын

@@brooklyn9923 ravenclaw. "where you loyalty lies" references the fact that each houses description includes loyalty of some sort except for ravenclaw. "royal" and "skies" mean blue

@brooklyn9923

4 жыл бұрын

Ooo that makes sense, I like that. It's also a very Ravenclaw riddle lol

@oceanofink

4 жыл бұрын

i'm pretty sure it's Regulus Black. "not sure where your loyalty lies"= regulus betrayed voldemort, "regal skies"=regulus as in regal, and arcturus (his middle name) is a star

@chantalbellmont6937

4 жыл бұрын

@@oceanofink I agree, I think it's Regulus Black

Ravenclaw.

"Celebrities don't care what you have to say, and you shouldn't waste time or energy on your opinions on them. Now listen to us pick a celebrity we don't like and pick apart their Twitter to roast them." I love these boys,, and I don't disagree that some celebrities could use their influence more responsibly, but I'd be a hypocrite myself to not recognize the hypocrisy here. Triply so for making a comment on it, but it's okay, I don't expect them to read it 👌😉

@AM-ow3gn

3 жыл бұрын

Lol the triple part here is choice. I disagree though: they were saying it's pointless to argue with celebs online, since the argument won't interest the celebrity. They weren't saying it's pointless to notice or talk about it otherwise. They're using Tim Allen's twitter presence to spin their own jokes for *us*, not expecting Allen to engage them.

@thedeviantguy

Жыл бұрын

Did you… how did you come to this conclusion? Those two things aren’t related. There’s clearly a difference between having a spat with someone online and talking about something someone said online. Do you understand the difference?

What did Tim Allen do

@ohdannyboy33

4 жыл бұрын

Home Improvement

@Dabednego

4 жыл бұрын

He seems to subscribe to the "Conservatives are being oppressed" school of thought. Also he snitched on his friends to avoid prison time for a cocaine bust.

@NightmareLoveForever

4 жыл бұрын

He's a shitty conservative and Trump supporter. He was literally at Trump's inauguration.

@armintamzerian4094

4 жыл бұрын

He voted Republican. That makes Griffin's vagina hurt and automatically qualifies Allen for Worst Person in the Universe.

@armintamzerian4094

4 жыл бұрын

@@NightmareLoveForever "Whaaaa... mommy the bad actor man voted differently than me, whaaaaa..."

owo

What’s wrong with Des Moines????? -Des Moines native

@snoixalicious

2 жыл бұрын

its des moines

@nikeviii3522

7 ай бұрын

Its literally des moines

owo