NOT 👏 THE 👏 QUESTION 👏👏 BUT 👏 THANK 👏 YOU 👏 VERY 👏 MUCH 👏

@bigbadgammagnome

3 жыл бұрын

6:17

@SquawkMonk

3 жыл бұрын

Was looking at comment as he said it, explosive LOL, thank u

@BestBetterBestest

3 жыл бұрын

@Mathias Albert this guy

@LooseCo

2 жыл бұрын

I appreciate having the right amount of claps for the syllables

@WateverWatever04

2 жыл бұрын

rent free in my head to this day

The fact that the only answer to be downvoted was THE ONLY ACTUALLY SENSIBLE ANSWER gets me so fucking bad

Santa is genderfluid. People started assuming Mrs. Claus was his wife because it's hard to comprehend a genderfluid business baddie.

@chloegregory5113

2 жыл бұрын

Unliked the comment only cuz ur likes are at 69 lol

I think the McElboys have made more money off Yahoo than Yahoo has made of Yahoo

My stepmom had a tradition where on new years, I would wake up with one more present by my bedside, usually a treat like a big bag of Reeces Pieces or something, and a note from Mrs. Claus saying something along the lines of "I found this while cleaning up and thought you might like it" it was sweet

@jaynenunya6070

2 жыл бұрын

this is so fucking wholesome

@sophiabrown5144

2 жыл бұрын

Your stepmom sounds like the sweetest lady

@ashleyboots3386

7 ай бұрын

🥺

“We couldn’t make Quibi work, but Yahoo Answers is financially soluble?” *Narrator voice*: Yahoo Answers was, in fact, not financially soluble.

"There sure are a lot of places to bury somebody at the North Pole" is a goddamn harrowing line.

@RaikyaDafiren

3 жыл бұрын

Are ... are there thou?? It’s all ice !

@PointsofData

3 жыл бұрын

@@RaikyaDafiren I mean...exactly. Crack the top layer...

@xvelvet3247

2 жыл бұрын

I had actually misread this to say "There sure are a lot of places to hide the North Pole" and assumed something entirely different from what was suggested

"I wish I could put a website in timeout." Well, I guess he got his wish.

I so deeply want more of Are- Hey Yahoo, Are You Guys- Are You Guys Okay because this was one of the funniest episodes I ever heard

@sorio99

Жыл бұрын

Alas,

30 wild creatures barking at the moon, all for the grace of the eyeballs of yahoo

@Vallnerik

3 жыл бұрын

Great line, and could be the title of a Christmas horror story.

People pretending to be people online, even fake people, activates my fear response.

@IronicHavoc

3 жыл бұрын

It's essentially unsolicited RP - which should activate a fear response

@lanj.3425

3 жыл бұрын

@@IronicHavoc non-consensual RP is why I hate creative writing assignments

@lucyludicrous834

2 жыл бұрын

@@lanj.3425 hey that’s such a wild sentence, but I know EXACTLY what you mean, so I have a new favorite comment

Happy Candlenights, everyone.

i write a separate letter to mrs. claus because i feel bad for her

All of y’all are focusing on the question meanwhile I am over hear contemplating the absolute buck wild concept of the McElroy brothers PURCHASING YAHOO ANSWERS

@harrywater456

3 жыл бұрын

Ok but now they might need to

@thisisasupersayin376

2 жыл бұрын

too bad they didn't

Low-key tho, Travis’ Santa Claus voice is very good and he should voice him in a Christmas cartoon one day

This is it, guys. The question that killed Yahoo Answers

You can tell exactly which of these yahoo answers people have good and cogent opinions about women

“To the man who has my wife locked in a basement, I have a particular set of skills…” I love that this implies Santa is writing a letter to the kidnapper.

It is my personal belief that Mrs Claus is a divination wizard and she uses a crystal ball to check on all the children of the world and help Santa make his list. This is to compliment the fact that Santa Claus of course is a Time Wizard which is what enables him to check over this ginormous list twice and to deliver all presents to those kids in one night

I repeatedly paused this video and went to do other internet things (ADHD gang REPRESENT), and when I came back I'd entirely forgotten the context and Griffin yells at me that Santa's got old jizz

This kind of heavy duty question should have it's own segment called "mbmbam: ultimate apocalypse mode." Hosted by Griffin; it would feature only Yahoos with a ton of crazy responses and just read the best ones.

"We made the words red & green! :)" has the same energy as "I made a salad with craisins!!"

This is an auditory example of becoming increasingly more manic

@crystalcandles752

2 жыл бұрын

Escalating farce: my favorite type of comedy

Calling Elon to put a website in timeout hits different in 2023

It's moments like this that make me sad Yahoo Answers is getting shut down.

Considering the recent news of Yahoo Answers finally shutting down, I really wish they were serious about buying it and now I’m sad

We need to start an online campaign for the brother's purchase Yahoo answers. I'm in for a hundo.

This is the episode in which they finally cursed yahoo answers to die lmao

This is why yahoo had to be taken down

I prefer the theory that they are actually Odin and Frigg from Norse mythology!

@mitkitty

3 жыл бұрын

Would it be Odin and Frigg instead, since she's his wife?

@LakinMae5

3 жыл бұрын

@@mitkitty yeah, I get those two confused!

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

And the elves are the dwarves?

@passdoutcouchpotatos

3 жыл бұрын

U mean from the Dresden books?

@ultimateninjaboi

3 жыл бұрын

Careful with these theories. Might make some fundamentalists shit their pants and cry.

“However, they just had the youngsters of the sector to like and none in their possess.” Hey, Yahoo, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!

The fact that will never get another episode of this segment saddens me

the face Justin's making in the thumbnail is how i imagine him whenever i listen to him laugh at his own jokes

If Yahoo is starting to become wild for the Brothers, they should never go on Quora.

@libbymccoy4557

2 жыл бұрын

well...

Who else is listening on Christmas 2023? 😅

Do you think the elves are good at soccer? Could the North Pole qualify for the World Cup by default?

@commandrogyne

3 жыл бұрын

these are the questions we need to be talking about. I think soccer would be hard to impossible to play on the snow BUT i agree that the north pole could and should qualify for the world cup by default

@starduststriker8792

3 жыл бұрын

@@commandrogyne perhaps the elves have perfected a means of playing soccer in the snow that no other culture has devised.

@commandrogyne

3 жыл бұрын

@@starduststriker8792 lmao its like lord of the rings where the elves can walk on top of snow... no strategic advantage in the world cup but its cool as hell

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

@@commandrogyne Are you implying that Christmas elves and Middle Earth elves are the same, or at least of the same race? Because Legolas interacting with Jingle and Jangle would be interesting to say the least.

@starduststriker8792

3 жыл бұрын

@@Silverwind87 gnomes (Christmas elves) are the elf equivalent of halflings and you cannot prove otherwise

9:02 oh Griff oh Griff my sweet boy don't speak too soon

@Duck-mn8xp

3 жыл бұрын

Can they buy Yahoo!? Please?

Do you think the powers that be at Yahoo heard this bit and said, "Oh god, they're right, we have GOT to shut down this site."

What is this wild ass 1980s working class dad humor? All of these commenters sound like Tim Allen if he were a drunk libertarian

@gingersnap189

3 жыл бұрын

Ethan O. McBride so Tim Allen?

@mdurst2009

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah you....kinda got there.

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

That laugh Griffin did after saying Tiger Woods sounds like something Tim Allen would do.

@ethanomcbride

3 жыл бұрын

@@gingersnap189 yes 🙌

Klaus (2019) taught me that Mrs. Claus is actually Mr. Claus also hi I'd like Griffin to never say placenta in a suggestive way ever again, and especially not while sounding like a rauncy Hannibal Lecter 4:33

@sorio99

3 жыл бұрын

??? He was saying “Pole, Santa?”, not, placenta

@NightmareLoveForever

3 жыл бұрын

@@sorio99 BROOOO omg I thought he said placenta the second time skdjfdkjgn I've listened to it over and over and never heard it as that ;o; Griffin has been known to say similar things though with weird terminology so it made complete sense honestly X'D

@NightmareLoveForever

3 жыл бұрын

@Feline Samurai I just rewatched it yesterday! It's such a gorgeous film, truly stunning art with some fun characters. :) Enjoy it!

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

@@sorio99 I thought he said "puss and tat."

Natalie you are fucking incredible

i have watched this one so many times and it neeeever gets old

Santa wears a cup

@Dabednego

3 жыл бұрын

Not👏the👏ques👏tion👏but👏thank👏you👏ve👏ry👏much!

this sure hits different after yahoo answers shut down

This is undoubtedly my favorite mbmbam bit, tysm for the upload

Dont listen to this while drinking morning coffee, it will be spat out all over the counter

7:33 ah, this is the inspiration for the bit from the 2021 Candlenights special

I would have loved it if they read all 33 answers

6:17 not the question but thank you very much

@4:09 Is... my bliss

The part about Elon Musk putting a website in timeout hits different after November 2022

One of my favorite yahoos

Travis and Justin didn't scream as much or as loud as I did when I heard those answers

Omg they predicted Yahoo Answers being shut down. They called out Yahoo Answers and got what they asked for

Debbie just hit the wall She never had it all One prozac a day

Do you know how many websites deserve a time out on the regular? Or like a dummy cap and an intervention?

@eridanampora3024

3 жыл бұрын

Twitter

They just have youngsters of the sector to like and NONE in THEIR POSESS

@9:00 didn't age well

we made the words red & green :"3

"I don't like this idea that santa claus is a follow of christ" I don't know what it is about it but I don't like it either, juice.

If only they had bought ut

Why is there no christmas rap album called h* h* h*es in different area codes..

@Silverwind87

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like something Ice Cube would release in the 90's

I don't believe Justin has ever heard of St. Nicholas before...

6:15

RIP to yahoo answers we miss you

"i don't like this idea of Santa Claus as a follower of Christ" - is this a joke? cos I legitimately can't tell

@calebduarte5255

3 жыл бұрын

It is a joke, yes.

Of course Santa is Christian he is literally a SAINT.

this is the bit that killed yahoo answers