“Bad question-The WORST question-- *THE ANTI-QUESTION* “

I loved that time on America’s most serious home video was when that mom grieved over the loss of her daughter in an empty room

@dcbandnerd

Жыл бұрын

$10,000 prize still won't cover the cost of the funeral.

"So you're saying you need a wolf to be your ringbearer" -Magnus Burnsides

@jezZzZzZzZzZ

6 жыл бұрын

I feel like if any of the boys said that it would be Taako, Lup, or Lucretia asking why on Earth Magnus Burnsides needs a wolf to ringbear at his fake not-real wedding to the sword he stole.

@asiunderstandit5717

6 жыл бұрын

Even better

@gr8gr0n4

6 жыл бұрын

the whole thing is just leading into a "no dogs on the moon" joke

@christopherhale3140

5 жыл бұрын

This whole conversation definitely fucking happened during the planning of Killian's wedding

@gayflower900

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t listen to him, he just wants to throw one into the fire again

I just wanna say, I was a ring bearer for my godmother's wedding when I was six or seven years old, and I fucking nailed it. Straight line down the aisle, sheepish grin as I bore the rings, straight line back. Like a fucking professional.

@marveltard

6 жыл бұрын

you were so good you made the wedding look bad in comparison

the entire concept of america's serious home videos is hilarious

If the dog had hands, it'd be great at ringbearing

@dottyContrarian

3 жыл бұрын

underrated reference

@OppositeofHATE7

3 жыл бұрын

But if it had a face it could say I don't want to hold these

i was a flower girl for my aunts' wedding and I stopped halfway down and started crying I was so stressed lmaooo

@jazzy_jaymond

5 жыл бұрын

Your profile picture makes me smile

@weevilwizarddotmusic9711

3 жыл бұрын

when i was the flower-kid at my sister's wedding i was so stressed i FORGOT TO THROW THE FLOWERS

At my sister's wedding, everything was so last minute I legitimately got home from work, and was told 'get dresses the wedding is today, don't lose these' and was given the wedding rings. I proceeded to lose then just long enough to freak my sister out, then fished them out of the depths of the arm chair.

@user-sg6ww7ts6n

3 жыл бұрын

this is... fantastic. id love to write a short story around it.

@sarahglover1262

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-sg6ww7ts6n feel free. There was an excited pastor that did the officiated (kicked out of like 4 churches for adultery) and our grandpa was too sick to even make it out in the yard under the crabapple tree where it was held. My mom cried and cried even though it wasn't like it was planned or anything. Wet literally ran to Walmart to get her a dress half an hour before. I wore my work dress and my brother and his pregnant girlfriend were there too. No feast no real reception just kinda as literally last minute as you could get without the rings being from the gochapon.

@sarahglover1262

3 жыл бұрын

@Elle Fakename read the other reply

@corg_9939

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry if this is too personal but why did it have to be so last minute? How was the wedding, and err.. are they still together? (Please ignore if you don't wanna answer)

@sarahglover1262

3 жыл бұрын

@@corg_9939 idfk why my sister is just Like That and yeah there still together

The most serious video of the year goes to grandpa jeff's wake

They are LITERALLY describing the invisible baby from Diamond is Unbreakable

@Trick.Sparrow

6 жыл бұрын

Fred Fredburger achtung baby! shit you're right!

@speziramen2599

4 жыл бұрын

Trick well.... and that dog + falcon wedding they talked about.....

When I was the flower girl as a child it wasn't a matter of making me walk all the way up the aisle, it was more the fact that I continued going all the way up onto the stage and interrupted the whole wedding

WHEN WOLVES CAME OVER ON THE BOAT FROM EGYPT

@snoixalicious

2 жыл бұрын

that whole section is so dense and said so matter of factly it turned my brain into macaroni

I love trying to trace the path from the opening question to the title of the bit.

when i was a ringbearer (i was 4 this was 1999) i fell asleep during the ceremony on the dias at the end of the church and didn't understand where the ring went after the ceremony cried my little head off

I have just noticed that in between the second "t" and "h", and the top "t", there is a space filled in that shouldn't be. Now I can think of nothing else....

@xerodd13

6 жыл бұрын

Jace Coleman Oh god what have you done it's all I can see

@Ehlihr

6 жыл бұрын

Jace Coleman i will never know peace again

@TheSwordbird98sPage

6 жыл бұрын

it's in the first m too and there's a random line in the second h. everything is bugging me.

@crowe3301

5 жыл бұрын

why would you do this to me??? This is all I can focus on, now and for forever.

@gfox9295

5 жыл бұрын

+Swordbird98 good catch on the random line in the second h, I hadn't noticed that as I was only looking for filled-in redspace... There's one more no one in this thread has mentioned: little spot filled in with red between the Bs of the Brothers.

“completely to chance” chance is actually the dog’s name

that defeated, despairing, out-of-breath "who wants to know" from griffin in the beginning that just kind of dies out before it can finish is such a big ass mood

no such thing as a free lunch, no such thing as a simple beach wedding

Star wars kid is actually a lawyer now

@sanityplusmilkshakes

4 жыл бұрын

Good for him

i was a flower girl and i got to the end without an issue. my cousin told me once i was older that she chose me because i was the most well behaved child in the family. i was an absolute delight

On the one hand, this clip didn't take all that much advantage of the AFV Goof Potential, on the other hand, that fertile Danny Day ground was so beautifully tended to. Crops were planted, and the Day flowers bloomed. 8/10

I was the flower girl at my parent's wedding when I was like 3 or 4. I made it down but then went back to pick up the flower petals because I didn't want to litter. Mom thought it was hilarious and told them to just let me do it if I wanted lol.

One wedding i was a flower child at was at the yale cathedral and i hated all the standing. The other was ON MY BIRTHDAY so they basically had that coming.

I'm so glad they brought dogs here from Egypt.

@OppositeofHATE7

3 жыл бұрын

Please...wolves

I made it all the way down without a problem as a child flower girl, but the maid of honor did faint as soon as I stood next to her

This actually happened to my uncle! and,, it worked?? like,, well?? the dog was excited and got them the rings! it was crazy and it definitely changes the way i listen to this bit.

I’d say it depends largely on the kid. I was the ring bearer for my godmother’s wedding and it went off without a hitch, though I was without knowing it carrying dummy rings.

just seeing the words "America's Serious Home Videos" makes me laugh so fucking much

The progression of this conversation makes me genuinely feel like I am going insane

I was actually a flower boy back when I was 9 or 10 and I did make it all the way down the aisle (and my little brother, as the ringbearer, made it all the way too) but I fucked up the wedding in multiple other ways 👌

@gr8gr0n4

6 жыл бұрын

same. the problem wasn't getting down the aisle. it was running out of the ceremony to gawk at the cake

@plushs

6 жыл бұрын

cianan nelson I had a panic attack and put out some fancy cigarettes and tried to lead a child revolt or some shit. I feel bad cause the wedding I fucked up was the wedding of my one and only decent relative. I still want to apologize every time I see her

“How big are your dog’s nipples” oh my god

Ja'am would be a great ringbearer

@stevensegal6290

3 жыл бұрын

🎵🎶Backpack for the wedding ring🎵🎶

4:23 Griffin's falcon noise kills me 😂😂

I never understood the child dilemma because me and my sister were the chinese adopted golden children of the family and were very popular flower girls. Throughout my flower girl career i dont think i had a major stutter or anything, so this is deffo an alien thing

I was the flower girl at my aunt's wedding when I was very little, and I took it EXTREMELY seriously. xD

when i went to my dad's wedding they had a big introduction for me, and since i was 5 years old i was so scared that i ran away and cried

i was only half listening to this and what i gleaned is shizuka joestar should be on afv

@caseyhullfish1345

4 жыл бұрын

and you're absolutely right

I just realized the last bit actually happened in Incredibles 2

You need the battle royale to be your ring bearer

"When wolves came over on the boat from Egypt..." "Mmhmm" Lol just didn't even question that one bit, absolutely, we all know the story

Truly an advice show for the modren era

My wedding now

I was a flower girl for my nanny. The thing was, everyone had told me very clearly that once she was married she would be moving away and I would never see her again. So idk, whatever you do, don’t tell a toddler they won’t ever see someone they love again after that day and expect them to successfully complete the task without bawling.

Ugh, my aunt's "ring bearer" was her french bulldog, and he shit in the middle of the isle on the white carpet.

@TheLast2Say

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

I'll have you know I made it all the way down the isle as ring bearer. I only started crying during the vows

It really baffles me how they somehow had just described part of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure without realising

I remember at my aunt's wedding I was the ring bearer, and I cried so much when they gave me that dummy pillow

My sister and I were flower children at a cousin's wedding when we were very little, and did well. At least, no one ever scolded us or complained, and our cousin seemed very happy the whole time. I was just happy to be involved. XD

I made it down the aisle with the rings

4:44 For anyone wanting to get to the titular discussion

I love when they can barely even get though the question.

I was a ring bearer a couple of times as a kid. I don't remember it, so I'm guessing it went okay. I remember not enjoying it though. I have ASD and emotionally charged situations have always made me uncomfortable because they screw up my behavioral protocols.

My aunt wanted me and my sister to be her adorable twin flower girls and apparently there were no hitches.... somehow... despite generally not being well behaved small children.

so we just gonna ignore the fact justin called Travis griffin at the beginning ??

I have 7 nieces and nephews & I always said I wanted a small wedding and a big reception. Recently my mom asked me if I thought about having the girls be bridesmaids or flower girls and the boys be groomsmen and I immediately said no. Like I know my nieces and nephews. They’ll complain the whole time regardless of whether or not they’re happy for me. The youngest two wouldn’t complain, but they’d argue all the way down the aisle.

I was the flower kid and my only hiccup was that I stopped a moment because I needed to make sure each side had an equal amount of flowers. My cousin was the ring bearer and he did cry lol. Why do they keep picking kids for this job????

Some family friends actually pulled off a boat weddijg with a dog ring bearer just fine. Just goes to show: Their advice should never be taken.

My aunts Wedding with my brother as the ring bearer and me as the flower girl went off great, minus the fact that I was rolling my eyes at all the god shit they put in.

I’d Ike to tell them I was an excellent ring bearer because I was a great child

@suffrage4dogs

6 жыл бұрын

homboi What an excellent child

@Aminangela

6 жыл бұрын

Jacob Brown thanks dude I like having some appreciation for my work

@Aminangela

6 жыл бұрын

Jacob Brown I was careless... I'll be careful from now on, I swear!

@mikefortier7081

5 жыл бұрын

You should buy a Jumbotron to tell them

When I was a toddler I was the flower girl to two different weddings and rocked it... I guess I'm the outlier apparently

I was a flower girl when I was like 4 and I did it without a hitch unfortunately.

7:28 For all the JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure fans out there: Shizuka, Joseph, and Josuke.

I think the best way to have a dog be the ring bearer is to place them on the collar and take them off once they reach the the back of the room

I'm pretty sure Abraham Zapruder would win that one every time.

I never understood why they always make SUCH young children the ring bearer that should be MINIMUM a ten year old

I was thirteen the last time I was a flower girl, the weirdest wedding I’ve ever been to

*SCREE*

2:42 WHAT THE HECK MY NAME IS STEVIE WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

@anotherred-headanimator9432

2 жыл бұрын

Also, they chose another kid over me as the flower girl. The kid they chose was screaming and had to be carried half way down the isle

What about border collies

@snakesandstones4252

5 жыл бұрын

Link The hedgehog border collie owner, the entire time they were talking about this, I was like,"what's the problem??? My dog is literally one of the most professional animals on the planet, you give that fucker a job and he's more dependable than people." Homie could have world war 2 going on around him and would still bring back a tennis ball to me.

when I was little me and my sister were flower girls at my aunts wedding, and in the middle of the aisle we got into a fight because she used her flowers too fast and wanted mine

@jaynenunya6070

3 жыл бұрын

FUCK YEAH

2:25

I love the brothers but hard disagree, this was the BEST question

FUCK I THINK I WAS AT THIS WEDDING

Idk about you but I was a damn good ring bearer as a little kid.

don't

@CaribouGirlMeat

3 жыл бұрын

Wh?

Tom Bergeron’s not even the host any more! So bullshit

@asiunderstandit5717

6 жыл бұрын

this clip was from episode 143. It's a few years old

@happyslowpoke8982

6 жыл бұрын

AsIUnderstand It Yeah, I know. I’m just real salty about it regardless.

@asiunderstandit5717

6 жыл бұрын

Ah

@crys_cornflakez

6 жыл бұрын

Same here a gh

i was the ring-bearer/flower boy at my parents wedding when i was 7 and i made it down the aisle no problemo ✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻

what you’ve done with this title is tell me nothing about the majority of this goof and also ruin the best joke. i guess it’s more for people to search for their favorite bits?

@quirkypurple3

4 жыл бұрын

the title is just the name of this suggested talking point in the episode description so this is what the bit is called according to the mcelroys

I think children and pets should be banned from weddings. It's already such a high-pressure, stressful event, I don't need any excuse for things to go wrong. Note for child-havers that don't want to miss a wedding: just have the host provide a babysitter that keeps the kids in a separate room until the ceremony is over