MBMBaM - Please Lower Your Standards

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From Episode 42 "Cracklin' Mendes"
Listen to My Brother, My Brother and Me here: www.maximumfun.org/shows/my-br...

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  • @rebeccap8556
    @rebeccap85565 жыл бұрын

    i'll just stick with the classic "i wish they'd teach us more about Vikings"

  • @Providence83

    @Providence83

    5 жыл бұрын

    Rebecca P I do not understand this.

  • @Rachel-og8jy

    @Rachel-og8jy

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Providence83 It's from a popular book of dating advice for girls

  • @Providence83

    @Providence83

    5 жыл бұрын

    Rachel I understand this more now but not as much as I would like to.

  • @Champiness
    @Champiness6 жыл бұрын

    The person who wrote this got a “Valentine’s text message” prompt half an hour before the list was due and just freestyled until the time limit

  • @whatthefuckismyname9173

    @whatthefuckismyname9173

    6 жыл бұрын

    And spent 28 minutes of that limit on Facebook.

  • @epoillaKory
    @epoillaKory6 жыл бұрын

    god i thought i didnt know how to flirt but now i know i could be so. much. WORSE.

  • @Izolus
    @Izolus4 жыл бұрын

    Justin’s laugh at 1:22 is both incredibly rare and incredibly blessed.

  • @porqupyne1493
    @porqupyne14936 жыл бұрын

    all of them saying 'oprah and gayle?' at once is so pleasing to the ear. i want to make that my text tone

  • @erinmcgee1160

    @erinmcgee1160

    5 жыл бұрын

    They're harmonizing lol

  • @jacobreeder8101

    @jacobreeder8101

    3 жыл бұрын

    i have it as my text tone rn

  • @thomascampbell350
    @thomascampbell3505 жыл бұрын

    I swear no 17 year old reads that magazine

  • @jojorofo
    @jojorofo6 жыл бұрын

    I thought my earbuds were busted, but then I saw that this clip is from 2010. Thank you regardless

  • @ClaireBee15

    @ClaireBee15

    6 жыл бұрын

    jojorofo holy crap I had to have been reading seventeen magazine at the time!

  • @mikefortier7081

    @mikefortier7081

    6 жыл бұрын

    jojorofo is it really that bad?

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi3 жыл бұрын

    These dont seem real unless you imagine a followup text an hour later just saying "bitch."

  • @burntelsens
    @burntelsens6 жыл бұрын

    These all sound like pick up lines I've seen incels use.

  • @jojorofo
    @jojorofo6 жыл бұрын

    Justin was right on the mark about sending tweets on 214 in 2018. In fact, I sent his tweet of his daughter being born at 420 to someone. This man is remarkable. Congratulations!

  • @MissMystery1412
    @MissMystery14126 жыл бұрын

    man am I glad that I didn't read this magazine as a teenager because W O W

  • @pureicefire

    @pureicefire

    5 жыл бұрын

    i was one of those extremely cool teenagers who read popular science and smithsonian >_>;

  • @pppoopoo4880

    @pppoopoo4880

    4 жыл бұрын

    Margaret Ransdell-Green National Geographic?

  • @mamero8140
    @mamero81406 жыл бұрын

    my favorite part is the birds in the background

  • @TrekkerLLAP
    @TrekkerLLAP6 жыл бұрын

    Well, it's 2018, and "Top Tweets to Send Your Valentine" does sound like something that might appear somewhere.

  • @choy9166
    @choy91666 жыл бұрын

    Lol are these lists made by 50 year olds???

  • @Fiona-West
    @Fiona-West2 жыл бұрын

    “cosmo girl” is a 55 yr old woman who asked someone on twitter what’s hot now and doesn’t understand sarcasm

  • @TheCSJones
    @TheCSJones6 жыл бұрын

    I'm starting to think some people in our generation have never seen or spoken to another human face to face.

  • @charliee2588
    @charliee25885 жыл бұрын

    1:18 makes me DIE i love it

  • @ripnecco5477

    @ripnecco5477

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah lmao 😂 yep

  • @UsotheMarshmallow
    @UsotheMarshmallow5 жыл бұрын

    well, this does make me feel better about my own flirting skills

  • @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405
    @yourhighschoolenglishteach84057 ай бұрын

    this could easily be a wizard of the cloud

  • @pureicefire
    @pureicefire5 жыл бұрын

    oh god these are all so painful to hear.

  • @sentient8653
    @sentient86536 жыл бұрын

    Please lower your standards is often good romantic advice.

  • @krystalaranha3779

    @krystalaranha3779

    6 жыл бұрын

    sentient8 It's not please don't

  • @zacharywood9416

    @zacharywood9416

    5 жыл бұрын

    sentient8 “Often good romantic advice”? Maybe to someone who has never been in a relationship but has only seen them on tv 😓

  • @UltimateKyuubiFox

    @UltimateKyuubiFox

    5 жыл бұрын

    sentient8 Maybe for standards in terms of hobbies and quirks. Not standards in terms of communication, respectfulness, and desire to work toward a common goal.

  • @FrickenDweeb

    @FrickenDweeb

    4 жыл бұрын

    For looks and finance, yeah, a lot of young people might want to lower their standards, but the standards for how you deserve to be talked to or about and the standards for how you are treated as a whole shouldn't be lowered unless you're wanting someone to compromise their own wellbeing to make your wellbeing their primary responsibility.

  • @mortimermcmirestinks
    @mortimermcmirestinks2 жыл бұрын

    This bit walked so that "Meghan Trainor's New Album" could run

  • @jellyfishneo
    @jellyfishneo3 жыл бұрын

    ok but why do some of these remind me of mabel from gravity falls

  • @bethanypuleo
    @bethanypuleo6 жыл бұрын

    LoL!! Wow.

  • @KaitoEatsBabies

    @KaitoEatsBabies

    6 жыл бұрын

    I like your picture

  • @naplockblubba5369

    @naplockblubba5369

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dota. HotS. WoL. HotS. LotV.

  • @jarroddobben
    @jarroddobben3 жыл бұрын

    Hey does v day not mean victory Day in the us?

  • @cyberbrunk

    @cyberbrunk

    3 жыл бұрын

    It means both victory day and valentine's day, but you almost never hear people using it in the first way. Almost always people mean Valentine's

  • @Walkingdog1000
    @Walkingdog10005 жыл бұрын

    Great segment, but what do they mean when they say 214?

  • @Providence83

    @Providence83

    5 жыл бұрын

    Walkingdog1000 2/14 referring to the 14th of February, which is Valentine's Day.

  • @Walkingdog1000

    @Walkingdog1000

    5 жыл бұрын

    Thanks! Idk how I missed that

  • @eeveecurry
    @eeveecurry6 жыл бұрын

    GOD, I’m so glad I never bothered with ‘teen’ mags, this is fucking awful

  • @KairuHakubi
    @KairuHakubi2 жыл бұрын

    the fuck happened to steadman and how do I even know that name

  • @finch1620
    @finch16205 жыл бұрын

    Lmao this is such a gen z thing

  • @ripnecco5477

    @ripnecco5477

    4 жыл бұрын

    Alex the Trans Swimmer lol zoomiers 🤪

  • @zipdakill

    @zipdakill

    2 жыл бұрын

    As a gen z... NO! THIS IS GOD AWFUL!!! ITS SO CRINGE AND BAD!!!

  • @pormpfspimperton6804
    @pormpfspimperton68046 жыл бұрын

    This was probably fake

  • @speckle2592

    @speckle2592

    2 жыл бұрын

    It better be

  • @spamreciever4208

    @spamreciever4208

    2 жыл бұрын

    More likely written by an AI Lot of articles are these days, even if they have a 'writer' listed

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