"well anyway there’s a scene where the puppy… pisses on adam sandler’s coffin, which- it turned out to be weirdly prophetic for the experience of me watching the emoji movie, because it WAS like- it WAS like a giant dog was pissing on my coffin and i was adam sandler. that’s how watching the emoji movie made me feel."

@heloiaowling4878

6 жыл бұрын

Beauty

@katttscratchfever

6 жыл бұрын

👌👌👌

@JonathanSicoli

6 жыл бұрын

🐕💦⚰️

@Robloxman226

6 жыл бұрын

This should be the Rotten Tomatoes summary.

@slendy9600

6 жыл бұрын

The worst part of that experience is you have to be Adam Sandler

My favorite scene in the emoji movie is when Gene looks directly into the camera, says "If a man commits adultery with another man’s wife-with the wife of his neighbor-both the adulterer and the adulteress must be put to death." and then the movie just keeps going normally.

@vd2485

6 жыл бұрын

im never gonna see the movie so I might as well take ur word for it

@BooDoug187

6 жыл бұрын

My favorite scene from the movie was the shot for shot remake of the fire extinguisher scene from irreversible. It was so powerful!

@zekeram129

4 жыл бұрын

I saw it and I can attest that that did in fact happen

@EllaIngram

4 жыл бұрын

that doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about the emoji movie to dispute it

@OttoGraff-fu8pj

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite scene was the post credits scene where without any warning, Gene shot up the school and says “Hahaha, Admiral Ackbar!!”

It just occurred to me that technically, yes, you could say that an unborn baby is "wearing" its mother, and that absolutely ruined my life

@gatsmen2200

4 жыл бұрын

@kopell Hormonally controlling.

@NIgHTMaReFortyTwo

4 жыл бұрын

It didn't occur to you you were literally told it.

@scrungly

4 жыл бұрын

i know this is a year old but like, this is just wrong. when you’re on a bus, you’re not wearing the bus

@DimT670

3 жыл бұрын

Brb going to go wear an airplane by this logic

@zacharywood9416

2 жыл бұрын

You say it ruined your life but be totally honest with yourself and everyone here.. you haven’t thought about this for a moment since you posted this comment have you lol

i love just HOW tired justin sounds, it's accurate to how I imagine i'd feel if i watched the emoji movie

@thehammurabichode7994

4 жыл бұрын

It is like I am Adam Sandler and a giant dog is pissing on my fucking coffin

Justin reviewing this godforsaken movie is the equivalent of donating his brain to science

"charlie, who are you wearing?" "she was wearing sydnee!"

Referring to the birth of a child as a red carpet moment is as fitting as it is disturbing...

@andrewcampbell7380

6 жыл бұрын

Chrissi Whalley I suppose the color of the carpet could change depending on ya know

As someone who was forced to watch the emoji movie while in a psychiatric hospital, I appreciate that Justin understands the pain

@williamkim8866

3 жыл бұрын

Aren't the people there supposed to be helping you?

@jadenherrera2009

3 жыл бұрын

William Kim lmao I’m sure some mental hospitals are good, but the one I stayed in only made me more suicidal

@abbywolffe4114

3 жыл бұрын

@@jadenherrera2009 As I would expect if they're showing you the emoji movie

@devinward461

3 жыл бұрын

Please elaborate

@aquanecromancer5776

2 жыл бұрын

@@devinward461 When I checked myself in to a mental hospital to keep from killing myself, it was similar. Older teenagers kept in a large room, given coloring books, and TLC at max volume on the TV. We had a movie night where we watched Dodgeball with Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller. I remember just feeling broken by the end. Like the depths of ignorance and ugliness are so much deeper than what was already making me feel like I shouldn't live.

my first kiss was during an early showing of the emoji movie. long story. iconic.

@theversusverses

5 жыл бұрын

please...elaborate

@avacrawford3175

5 жыл бұрын

Peter L. me and my now-ex joked for months about seeing the emoji movie. i found an early showing of it a couple days before it came out. it was our first date. i do not regret this.

@theversusverses

5 жыл бұрын

@@avacrawford3175 terrible. wonderful.

@RwarPandaMaid

5 жыл бұрын

Beautiful

@townjesterandlocalfool9770

4 жыл бұрын

@@avacrawford3175 im like. ridiculously upset that i ALSO had a first date that was going to see the emoji movie, that ALSO ended in us having our first kiss. such a cursed experience to share.

"Put some sauce on that dance burrito" sounds exactly like a mcelory joke

A giant puppy was pissing on my coffin and I’m Adam Sandler- Justin McElroy 2017

i love how griffin says "spoiler alert" exactly like the bachelorette rap

@epoillaKory

6 жыл бұрын

He's Been In Too Deep For Too Long

The only part that i laughed at was when a kid screamed "ITS THE GIRL HE LIKES" on the password part.

I had an best friend who got practically free tickets to the red carpet release of the emoji movie simply because nobody else wanted to buy them.

7:20 This metaphor is literally funnier than the entirety of the movie.

@theversusverses

3 жыл бұрын

"they are HEROICALLY just DYING on a CROSS, hoping that some of their blood runs down and forms, like, a rubber chicken"

@logicaloverdrive8197

3 жыл бұрын

@@theversusverses That's exactly how it is! Literally everyone knew this was gonna suck and these brave lunatics went through the herculean task of willingly being associated with this movie! Having their names on this poster!

I had no idea Adam Sandler was Drac, mainly because he was good in Hotel Transylvania, so it was literally impossible for me to guess it was him.

@GippyHappy

4 жыл бұрын

I refuse to believe that's anything other than a lie

@chantalbellmont6937

4 жыл бұрын

@WhatTheFuckIsMyName YES! Thank you! I can't stand him in anything else

@heliveruscalion9124

4 жыл бұрын

@@chantalbellmont6937 i heard his newest movie was pretty decent

@anonnico5475

3 жыл бұрын

@@heliveruscalion9124 uncut gems is the shit, hotel transylvania is just straight up shit

Justin: I've seen every kids movie out there Justin: oh I've never seen hotel Transylvania

@laurafrakinroslin

6 жыл бұрын

B-atiful! Every kids movie since Charlie was born. Hotel Transivalia is pretty old

@aboxofbeans

6 жыл бұрын

Did you not hear the part where he said "since my daughter was released" and then later "I've never seen that flick (Hotel Transylvania) that was pre- release" referring to Charlie The movie is older than his daughter

@lumen8341

6 жыл бұрын

hehe, Charlie's still way tiny though. As much as they push kid's movies out she hasn't seen that many yet.

@craigtrautmanjr9393

4 жыл бұрын

Since hotel transylvania 3 came after Charlie's birth, I expect justin to have seen it. Just 3. The first two aren't in that time range. Hes not allowed.

"She was wearing Sidney!" Lmao that gets me every time.

I totally feel justin on the meh thing, in a world with as beautifully articulate and malleable language as we live in, why the fuck would you ever want to emulate indifference

Hearing Griffin talk about SCRUM is what I never knew I needed

I just realized. Naming the girl Jailbreak wasn't an attempt to make a joke, but to dilute the pool of responses when you google jailbreak.

Joke adjacent is such a great way to describe it

That canary in the coal mine IM CRYINGGGGGGG

I started laughing harder when I realized it was a Hotel Transylvania short and the werewolf in a man shape is supposed to be the redhead dude Mavis marries.

thank the skies above someone uploaded this its my favorite bit in the entire episode

the emoji movie characters: I love jokes!!! some of my best friends are jokes!!!

"since my daughter was released" Y'ALL WANT TO IGNORE THAT, HUH

I just thought of a funnier Facebook joke: Meh goes into the app He comes out a few seconds later, screaming- “They’re all MONSTERS!!”

@Silverwind87

4 жыл бұрын

His name is Gene.

@logicaloverdrive8197

3 жыл бұрын

@@Silverwind87 do you actually care?

i remember there was 5 people in the movie theaters when my friends and i went to watch it, and during the soundcloud part my friend stood up and started singing all star really loudly and at that point we gave up trying to get him to sit down

@thefaulkness

6 жыл бұрын

phoneyogurt you shouldn'tve stopped him

@thegamingpadowan1867

6 жыл бұрын

I bet that FELT awkwards

@thegamingpadowan1867

6 жыл бұрын

Haha get it because it's homestuck

@zacharywood9416

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha so funny when friend make the loud noise and upset other people, the other people don’t matter and the money they paid to see the movie don’t matter because they were seeing a movie I didn’t like! Hahaha!! I’m just like the funny McElroys now!!

@phoneyogurt

2 жыл бұрын

@@zacharywood9416 buddy this happened when i was in 7th grade do you really expect anyone to have critical thinking when you’re like 13

i pirated it cause dear god i wasn't gonna pay my precious bucks for that movie, and yeah, his review is pretty much accurate

I hate that Justin is the kind of parent that lets his kid run around the theater

H E Y I W A N N A

I hope Justin doesn't play Xenoblade Chronicles 2. He'll hate the nopons.

@slendy9600

6 жыл бұрын

Im slowly working my way through Joseph Anderson's streams of that game. I can only handle so many redundant "meh"s before i need a break :P

@PardonMeTrevor

5 жыл бұрын

huh wow a venn diagram i fit right in the middle of as well

In which justin sort of predicts part of the plot of Hotel Transylvania 4

I feel bad for TJ Miller

@Chao10

6 жыл бұрын

Laika Brugioni I know what your profile pic is from!

@comradelaika6439

6 жыл бұрын

Then say it you coward

@Chao10

6 жыл бұрын

Laika Brugioni ‘Creatures Such as We’, pretty much best app ever. Up there for best story.

@comradelaika6439

6 жыл бұрын

Hey Ethan I love you

@ChibiOtaconPancakes

6 жыл бұрын

good cause somebody has to

I saw the Emoji Movies in theaters. Was it amazing? Yes. Do I regret it? Yes.

@logicaloverdrive8197

3 жыл бұрын

Why didn't you pirate it?

The uploader's pro pic is so cute 😅

i like the "it's ok to be yourself/the people who matter will accept you for you" theme fine enough but everything about it is so bad. SO bad

Listening to this for the first time, I do have to give the Emoji movie credit for their self awareness in casting two very hateable people in their very hateable film.

It’s just now dawning on me that the emoji movie is a worse version of wreck it Ralph

@Dabednego

2 ай бұрын

And then Ralph Breaks the Internet is a worse version of the Emoji Movie.

the whole movie doesnt make sense because who gives a fuck if someone is another emotion outside of their work??? if you have to act professional during work, cool. you dont fucking act like project manager throughout your whole life though. meh emoji should suffer no repercussions for acting differently other than meh outside of the keyboard

@lilithwills812

Жыл бұрын

I think the whole thing is that he got nervous and was unable to be "meh" when needed.

Wait, mother's father is Dracula, and the father's grandfather is Dracula? Ewww.

@moved5565

6 жыл бұрын

Philip Salama No his grandfather is like,someone else

@Aesthetomancer

6 жыл бұрын

Grandpa Vlad?

@vampybitesss

6 жыл бұрын

Dracula is like a family name

@lumen8341

6 жыл бұрын

It's like that one Anne Rice book that like 6 people read, not a vampire book, where the grandpa is a creepy long-lived witch who bangs every generation of daughter in his family trying to make a super-witch. Except Adam Sandler is in it. So, somehow it's way more gross.

@vampybitesss

6 жыл бұрын

Mandy C. I'm pretty sure you're talking abt 3 different things But I'm kinda an idiot so I can't tell if you're making a joke Either way V.c. Andrews is the one who wrote abt the incest family

Lmao

I watched this movie four times of my own free will and I genuinely have no complaints. I got to turn my brain off and look at bright colors and a fast plot

I wanted to feel meh but i actually felt feels and it was amaz ballz Se what I did there

@thatquietkid

5 жыл бұрын

i do and i hate it

"'Feels' is another one for me, but it's not quite up there with 'meh'." But then, literally the next thing he says: "So, like, this 'meh' emoji voiced by T J Miller can't just be 'meh'. He FEELS all kinds of emotions, and he basically like, breaks this kid's phone cos he FEELS all the emotions." What a hypocrite..! (j/k)

Ooh, so edgy, they don't like the words their generation created. These must be some discerning gentlemen. Such cool, so feels, great amazeballs, much meh!

@everettehungerford2858

6 жыл бұрын

Ok, before I was just poking fun, but you let your child run around the theater? You're the worst kind of person.

@Cal6009

6 жыл бұрын

If it was any other film than the fucking Emoji Movie I'd agree with your uptight ass.

@minimantaray

6 жыл бұрын

tj miller i know that’s you

@thatquietkid

6 жыл бұрын

These 30+ yr old brothers expressed their opinions on slang? On their own podcast?? How fuckin dare they

@Zcumgod

6 жыл бұрын

Disliking things isn't even remotely edgy you stupid fuck